03x08 - Lamestation

[bunniefuu]

[ Up tempo music plays ]
good morning! Good morning.

Good morning.

[ Roars ]

Good morning.

Good morning!

[ "Pop goes the weasel"
playing ]

[ Sproing! ]

I love
toy stores.

There it is!

Check it out.
Later, skater!

Feast your eyes
on the game station.

It's got the most insane
graphics in the galaxy.

Its gpu can perform

Its processor goes faster
than the speed of light.

I'll see
you guys later.

Mm hmm.

Hmm.
Looks a little sketchy.

Man,
what's back there?

Wait a minute. Could it be?

[ Inhales deeply, blows ]

Sure enough!

Wait till the g*ng sees this!

This is gonna change your life,
uncle g.

Mr. Gus:
wait for me!

I found
something special.

Remember jacks,
uncle grandpa?

Pizza steve: jacks?

Seriously?

Why not just play a game with
some old goat bones and a rock?

Huh?
[ Scanner beeps ]

Whoa! Hey!

And now for the unveiling

Of pizza steve's
top tier gaming experience.

Oh, man!
This is gonna be awesome!

Just...got to...
Get this... Open...

Well,
[sighs] you guys have fun.

I'm gonna go
play jacks.

You're welcome to join
if you like.

Ha!

No one is interested
in that loser game.

[ Straining ]
it's nothing...compared to...

This amazing game station.

[ Mr. Gus laughs ]

Just like old times.
[ Chuckles ]

[ Twinkle! ]

[ Smack! ]

Are you ready
to have your mind blown away

By these awesome graphics
that are part

Of the game station
deluxe ultra 360 edition?!

Heck yeah,
pizza steve!

Well, you just sit back
and strap in,

'Cause pizza steve
is about to plug us into

A world
of technological insanity.

Just give me a sec
to sort these cables out.

[ Pizza steve grunts ]

There you are.

Now to find
the corresponding outlets

In the back of our obsolete.

[ Thinking ]
gee, this sure is taking long.

[ Mr. Gus laughs ]

It doesn't get any better
than this, I'll tell you!

All right!

The game station
is officially hooked up!

[ Beeps ]
game station!

Ohh, yeah.

Let the gaming begin.

Oh, man,
oh, man, oh, man!

[ Beeping ]

Huh? What's going on,
pizza steve?

Chill, u. G.

It's all part
of the gaming experience.

The system's
got to update

So we can have the latest
up to date graphics and stuff.

[ Beeps ]

[ Sloop! ]

Whoo hoo!

[ Slump! ]
Aw, yeah!

[ Laughing ]

I got twosies!

Mm hmm.
That's right.

Unh! Yeah!

[ Chuckles ]
mm hmm. That's right.

[ Laughs ]

Yes! Whoo hoo!

[ Laughs ]

Be right back,
pizza steve.

Hey,
mr. Gus, so,

This is the jacks game
you were talking about?

Yeah.
You want to join in?

Pizza steve:
uncle g! Get over here!

We got hostages
to rescue!

Sorry,
mr. Gus.

Got to go play
with pizza steve now.

[ Beeps, warbles ]

Yes!
We can finally play!

[ Beeping ]

Whaaaaa?

Pizza steve,
how long is this gonna take?

Bro, chill.

These new games aren't your
grandma's eight bit business.

This latest technology
takes time

To render all the new,
hyper realistic game play.

[ Beep, bwong! ]

It's game time,
homie!

Ready,
uncle g?

Huh? What the...?

See?
You already got it.

Then you try to go for
more jacks with each bounce.

Whoa!

You're right, mr. Gus,
this game is awesome.

Uncle g!

What gives,
man?

I got the game station
all loaded up.

Game's ready.

You ain't actually
gonna play that lame jacks game

With mr. Gus
when you got pizza steve

And the game station
waiting for you?

Actually,
jacks is really fun,

So I think I'll play this
for a bit.

What?

You're a natural,
uncle grandpa!

I guess I'm just
gonna have to up my game.

[ Whoosh! ]

[ Bang! ]

How quaint.

Ohh,
I just think it's adorable

The way you guys are still using
"old fashioned reality."

Yeah, you know, when there's,
mmmmm, virtual reality!

Oh h*,
you'll see.

Nothing virtual about
how much fun I'm going to have.

Oh, I feel like
I'm in the game!

Come on, hostages!
I've got you.

Yes! Yeah!

Man, I wish you could see
these graphics, uncle g.

They're insane!

Back, you evildoers!
Back, I say!

Got to stay low,
avoid the sn*pers.

Uncle g,
you've got to try this.

Yah!

Come with me
if you want to live!

[ Glass shatters ]
aah! A direct hit! Aah!

Yah! Gotcha!

Round house!

[ Slurring ] so, you ready to
rescue some hostages, uncle g?

Uh, maybe later,
pizza steve.

Look!
I got fivesies!

[ Squish! ]
I better up my game.

[ Whoosh! ]

Hey, uncle g,
I bet you're wondering

What's inside this large,
expensive box.

Feast your eyes
on dance rebellion!

[ Shing! ]
Dance rebellion!

Let me demonstrate
the vast superiority of my game

Over that
outdated tiddlywinks.

[ Beep ]

[ Dance music plays ]

Smooth moves!

I don't know about you,
uncle g,

But I'm having a blast
over here.

Where'd you learn
those hot styles?
[ Both laughing ]

Level two!
Gettin' crazy!

Oh! Ah!

Power move!
Step up to this!

[ Both laughing ]
[ grunts ]

[ Squeak! ]
[ Sighs ]

[ Beeping ]
level five!

See if you can stay alive!

Pop and lock on the west coast!

Fast feet bonus!

[ Panting ]
[ both laughing ]

Shake and shimmy!
[ Panting ]

Fancy frolic!

Twosies again!
Awesome!

Order some new hardwood!

Wait a second,
mr. Gus.

Look closely below.

Awesome score!

Yep, uncle g, [chuckles]
I knew you'd come around

To what pizza steve
has to offer.

I can't believe
I didn't see it before.

I got seven jacks,
not six.

Sevensies!

[ Whistle, boom! ]

[ Grunts ]

Well, pizza steve, I guess you
and your awesome games

Are not
as cool as jacks.

Just look at them,

Enjoying quality time together
over a stupid game.

That dumb game
has ruined my life!

[ Glug! Glug! ]

[ Belch! ]

It's time to confront this
once and for all.

[ Grunts ]

Nice one, mr. Gus.

Okay,
my turn.

Can you hold on a sec,
uncle g?

I don't know what you see
in this dumb game,

But all I ever really wanted
was for you to tell me

How awesome pizza steve's
game station was.

But I guess
you don't think pizza steve

And his awesome taste in
gaming consoles is cool anymore.

[ Voice breaking ]
I just...

I didn't want to lose
your friendship to this jacks.

[ Sobs ]

And I hope that one day,
you'll stop playing

And remember that pizza steve
is cooler than this dumb game.

That's all.

What's that?

Did you say something,
pizza steve?

You mean you weren't even
listening to me?

That's it!
I hate that stupid jacks!

Whoa.

Whoa,
what game is that?!

What?

I want to play!
I want to play!

[ Chuckles ]
your turn, pizza steve.

Huh?

Kick it back,
pizza steve!

Oh, yeah!

Pizza steve
is the best at this game

That pizza steve
just invented!

Totally, pizza steve!
I love this game!

Way better than
that dumb jacks game.

Am I right,
uncle g?

[ Chuckles ]

Yeah!
I know!

[ Jiggle! Jiggle! Jiggle! ]

Is it just me,
or is it getting hot in here?

I love this sweater.

[ Sloop! Squelch! ]

Today's oatmeal day!

Oatmeal, oatmeal,
oatmeal, oatmeal!

I love you, oatmeal.

Aw, yeah!

What's that, bro?
[ Pitter! Pitter! Pitter! ]

Today
is oatmeal day.

Oatmeal
is my meal.

Did someone say oatmeal?

My fave!

Let's start this oatmeal party.

I'm sad without my oatmeal.

[ High pitched voice ]
but I'm happy with it!

Save me a spoonful.

A big, tasty spoonful.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah!

[ Tropical music plays ]

Nothing like it.

♪ The power of oatmeal
is a curious thing ♪

Oatmeal is the key to pizza
steve's animal magnetism.

I just can't wait to taste it.

Aaah!
Nom! Nom! Nom! Nom!

I get grumpy
when I don't have my oatmeal.

As do i.

O a t m e a l. Oatmeal.
[ Ting! ]

[ Scratch! Scratch! ]

Three cheers for oatmeal!

[ Applause ]

I desire oatmeal.

I'll make some.

Oat meal ah.

[ Roars ]

Not onion eggs, girl.
Oatmeal!

[ Whoosh! ]

Man, I could really use
some oatmeal right about now.

Boy, oh, boy!
Ain't it the truth?

Bring on the oatmeal,
uncle grandpa!

[ Stretch! ]

Uncle grandpa,
we're all out of oatmeal!

[ Sloop! ]

We're all out of oatmeal, guys!

Lame.

Darn!
Darn!

Let's go back to sleep.

[ Snores ]
oatmeal, oatmeal, oatmeal.

[ Snores, farts ]
oatmeal...