03x06 & 03x07 - The Uncle Grandpa Movie

[bunniefuu]

[ Up tempo music plays ]
good morning!

Good morning.

Good morning.

[ Roars ]

Good morning.

Good morning!

[ Mid tempo music plays ]

Announcer:
good evening, viewers.

Tonight, we present all the
glitz, glamour, and pageantry

That the burbank bargain
mall theater has to offer.

Tonight, we bring you
pre taped live coverage

Of the intergalactic premiere

Of "majestico
and ankle grandpo bay."

Wait that's not right.

[ Squish! Squish! ]

There she is!

"Majestico
and uncle grandpa boy,"

Starring uncle grandpa!

We now go to dag flappy
on the scene.

[ Indistinct conversations ]
what a spectacular night,

And the fans
sound really excited.

What say you, sir?

I came all the way from
planet zorbatrang to see this,

So it better be good.

I have no idea
what you just said.

Speak earthling next time.

[ Indistinct conversations ]

Dag flappy:
looks like uncle grandpa

Is ready for his
red carpet arrival!

[ Whir! ]

[ Creak! ]

[ Creak! ]

[ Squish! ]
[ Crowd cheering ]

Uncle grandpa:
it's show time!

Can you tell us anything
about the movie?

Well, it's got everything
you need for a great movie

Talking, horsies, and...

[ Creak! ]

[ Boom! Sizzle! ]

...'Splosions.

Mr. Gus, are you in
this picture?

Yes, I is.

And the director actually
gave me a speaking role.

I play frightened
train passenger number 37.

Speaking of which,

Let's meet the director
of this movie.

Then look no further!

Yeah, I totally had
to tell everyone what to do,

But that's why this picture
turned out so great.

Hey, you're not the director
of this picture!

I'm the director
of this picture!

Hmm. That is true.
But did you ever think...

... Who directs
the director?

Huh?
Anyway,
got to go.

[ Sour notes play ]
[ whoosh! ]

Guys, guys, over here!

I saved the best seats
in the house.

[ Mechanically ] my circuits
are surging for this movie.

How about you crazy baby?

[ Laughs evilly ]

Aah!
[ Zap! ]

Goo goo ga ga!

Okay,
roll that movie maestro.

You got it uncle g.

[ Upbeat music plays ]

Zoom! Pow! Look out!

Hyah! [ Hisses ]
[ knock on door ]

Jessica, honey, are you done
with your math homework?

Um, I'm just getting
to the good part, mom.

Now, jessica,
we talked about this.

Come on, let's see
what you're working on.

Aw, but

No buts.

[ Groans ]

[ Groans ]
comic books!

Honey, you need to get serious
about your responsibilities.

Finish your homework,

And then you can
save the world with
your superheroes.

But, mom!

Now, sweetie,
what did I say about buts?

Eh. [ Scoffs ]
none of them.

But
unh unh unh!

Ugh! I mean...

[ Ding! ]
[English accent]
dear mother...

Just finish your homework,
sweetie.

Trust me,
you've got it easy.

[ Normal voice ]
easy? Yeah.

Only in this equation,

Easy equals drudgery
multiplied by boring.

[ Majestic music plays ]
but if I were a superhero,

Then my life
would be amazing!

Instead of
all work and no play,

It would be
all play all day!

[ Slink! Slink! ]

[ Slump! ]

[ Dramatic music plays ]
[ sobs ] who am I kidding?

I'll be stuck here forever
working!

[ Sobbing ]

Good...

...morning.

[ Gasps ] uncle grandpa,
is that you?

Probably.
So what seems to be...
[ Rv beeping ]

Man,
there's always something

Keeping me
from what I want to do.

Psst!
No, I'm gonna do
what I want.

Sheesh.

Finally,
someone who understands.

Yeah!
We should be able
to do what we want...

Yeah!
... When we want
to do it!

Yeah!

We don't have to do
our math homework!

[ Sour notes play ]
no, you got to do your
math homework.

[ Scoffs ]
but, uncle grandpa,

Math homework is so, so...

[ Sinister music plays ]
[raspy]
diabolically laborious.

No buts.
You sound
just like my mother.

Doesn't your mother
sound like this?

[ As mom ] no buts.

[ Scoffs ]
I bet superheroes

Don't have to deal
with this kind of thing.

[ Ploop! ]
Superheroes!

Yeah.
I wish I were a superhero

Instead of
a homework sl*ve.

Wait right here.

[ Scoffs ]
where would I go.

[ Mid tempo music plays ]

[ Grunts ]
what?!

How is this gonna help me finish
my homework, uncle grandpa?

No, no time for that.

We need to turn you
into a superhero

With this
superhero formula.

[ Gasps ] a superhero?

But you said
no buts.

We need that formula now!

[ Grunts ]
[ clatter! ]

Hey, frankenstein,
you got the formula?

[ Grunting ]

Thanks, buddy.

All right, jessica.

[ Muffled ] what do you want
your superhero name to be?

[ Upbeat march plays ]
my superhero name?

Gosh, I I never thought
I'd actually need one.

This is
a huge responsibility.

Uh huh.
[ Plop! ]

Hmm...
My name is jessica,

But that isn't
very majestic.

Majestico!
[ Grunts ]

How do you feel?
Uh, I don't feel
any different.

[ Mystical music plays ]
[ groans ]

Uncle grandpa...
What happened?

Um, it looks like
you can fly.

Wha wh aah! Aah!

Plus awesome new
long johns.

Huh?
Oh, wow! Look at me!

I'm a real life superhero.

Time to do super things!

Majestico, wait!
You can't do this

Without a sidekick.

Huh?
Belly bag,
help a brother out.

One side of kick,
coming right up!

[ Whurp! ]

My sidekick
is a phone booth?

No. [ Grunts ]

[ Heroic music plays ]
[ deep voice ]
don't worry, lois!

I'll save you!

[ Rumbling ]

[ Telephone ringing ]

[ Gasps ]
the majestiphone!

Talk to me.

Mm hmm.
Yep. Roger that.

On my way.

Let's roll.

[ Music continues ]

Man:
[ in distance ] help me!

Wait a second!
Help me!

A man screaming
for help!

Uncle grandpa boy?
Shh!

I'm changing into
my secret disguise.

But, uncle grandpa boy,

Y you already changed,
remember?

Oh, yeah.
Then what are we waiting for?

Time to save the day.

Help me!
Please, somebody help me!

Okay,
just calm down, sir!

Everything's
gonna be okay!

What happened here?

I I was trying
to parallel park,

And, well, before I knew it,
I ended up in this tree!

I can't get down!
[ Spectators murmuring ]

Please help me!

Uncle grandpa,
what should I do?
I don't know.

You're the one reading
comic books all the time.

Just use your superpowers
to get him down.

It's way easier
than math homework.

You're right.

Okay, folks.
Everyone back up, back up.

Give this man some air.

Now we're just gonna give you
a little lift,

And down you go,
back safely to the ground.

Huh? I'm alive.

I made it! I'm alive!

She saved my life!

Woman:
oh! I can't believe it!

What do you call yourself,
young lady?

[ Crowd cheering ]
majestico!

And I'm her faithful sidekick,
uncle grandpa boy.

Man: [ in distance ]
help! Help me!

No time to bask
in our glory.

Sounds like another person
needs our help, majestico.

Jessica:
farewell, loyal citizens.

I have another person to save.

[ Alarm blaring ]

Help! Those darn
state budget cuts!

I knew I should've replaced
the brakes on this train!

Blasted!
Help! Somebody help me!

[ Train whistle blows ]

[ Gasps ]
uncle grandpa boy!

Down there!
A runaway train!

And it's headed
straight for the station!

If it doesn't slow down,

It's probably gonna crash

And horribly injure
a lot of people!

Oh, no!
What are we gonna do?!

Well, there's always
that little thingamaboo,

Uh, that switches
the tracks.

Great thinking,
uncle grandpa boy!

[ Chuckles ]
this should be easy.
Yeah.

And...
[ Creak! ]

Sweet.
[ Train whistle blowing ]

Now we just sit back
and wait for those people

To congratulate us
for saving that train.

Cool.

Wait a second.

Uncle grandpa boy!

Now it's headed straight
for that tnt factory!

Oh.

Oh, no. No!

Not the tnt factory!

Oh, no!

I knew I should've never
taken the train

To save money
on my commute.

Majestico will save you!

[ Whoosh! ]


Check out this superpower

Pretty good, huh?

Huh?!

[ Up tempo music plays ]

I've always
wanted to do this.

Right behind you,
majestico.
Huh? What the...

Sir, don't worry.

I'm a superhero
here to save you.

Well, you better hurry

Because we're all gonna be
fireworks any minute now!

Ohh, I just got to find
something to

Hey, guys,
how's it going?

Uncle grandpa boy,
get off that horse

And help me
stop this train!

Okay.

[ Horse whinnies ]
I've always wanted
to do that.

Man:
somebody do something!

Uncle grandpa boy,
[stammers] what should I do?!

Well, my last idea
didn't work.

Guess it's your turn.

[ Groans ]
okay, how about this?

[ Grunting ]
[ squeak! ]

Uh, jess, the butter
from your feet

Is making the track slicker

And thereby making the train
go faster.

Why do I have butter
on my feet?!

It's one of the superpowers
I gave you.

I thought it might
come in handy.

Anyway, we're about
to crash soon,

So you better
do something.

Aah!

[ Train whistle blowing ]

Maybe this'll help

One, two, three, four...
[ Grunting ]

[ Straining ]
not now, uncle grandpa!

[ Gasps ]


[ Brakes squeal ]

[ Cheers and applause ]
[ gasps ]
she did it! We're saved!

I'm not gonna lose my job!

[ Groans ] my hands.

Ah, yeah!

Now, that's what I call
a hand brake.

Man:
[ in distance ] help! Help!

Oh, boy!
You hear that?

Someone else needs our help!
Let's go!

[ Whoosh! ]

[ Weakly ] ugh.
Uncle grandpa boy,

Do you think we could
take a break for a second?

I'm super tired.
No time for breaks

When you have
the world to save.

[ Hiss! Plop! ]
Smoke.

And where there's smoke,

There's...
Screaming people.

Help!

Don't let me burn
in here!

'Cause I'm already
cooked to perfection.

I know just the thing

To put out this
troublesome building fire

A little squirt
from this bad boy.

Uncle grandpa boy, no!

Shh! I know what I'm doing.

[ Foosh! ]

That's gasoline!

[ Horn blares ]

Oh, well,
so much for that.

You got any ideas?

As a matter of fact,
I do.

[ Inhales deeply ]

[ Gust! ]

[ Foosh! ]

You just multiplied
the problem.

Now there's, like,
more than one
building on fire

And even more people
screaming for help.

Help! Somebody help!
[ Indistinct shouting ]

But I know just
what they need...

Hot dog vision.

Help!

[ Muffled screaming ]

[ Muffled shouting ]

Hot dog vision?

How did that help?

It always cheers me up.

[ Munch! Munch! Munch! ]

See? All better.
Okay, listen,

Just go get some water
to put out those fires.

I got to get those people down
from the buildings.

[ Gulp! ] Okay.

[ Heroic music plays ]

[ Whip! Whip! ]

[ Whoosh! Whoosh! ]

Man: thank you so much!
[ Indistinct shouting ]

Okay,
everyone just keep calm.

My sidekick will be back
with water to put out the fires,

And we'll get this
all cleaned up.

I got it!

A cup of water?
Only the finest.

I had to bust that dam
to get to the reservoir.

Uh, what do you mean
"bust the dam"?

The one that holds back
all the water

And prevents massive flooding
of the city. See?

[ Mechanically ]
great circuits,

There's a massive leak
in the dam,

And it's gushing thousands
of gallons of water per second.

Uh oh. [ Beeping ]

It's gonna flood
the whole town.
[ Patter! ]

[ Whoosh! ]

Holy guacamole!
The dam's out!

[ Thud! ]

[ Grunts ]

Majestico,
you better do something

About all this water

That's gonna rain down
on these people.

[ Grunts ]

On my way.

[ Grunting ]

[ Splash! ]

[ Whoosh! ]

She did it!
Hurray!

She saved us from the fire

And this torrential downpour
of reservoir water!

[ Breathing heavily ]

You look tired,
majestico.

Lucky for you I have just
the pick me up you need

Hot dog vision.
Aw. [ Groans ]

[ Sighs ] I'm exhausted.

Great work out there,
majestico,

But our day's
not over yet.

We still have
to fight some villains,

Punch some bad guys,

Save some old ladies
from rabid elephants,

And more exciting
superhero tasks.

Uh, I don't know,
uncle grandpa.

I'm kind of over
being a superhero.

Can you just switch me back
to a normal girl?

But, majestico,
why would you want to give up

Your awesome superpowers
and sweet superhero physique?

Uh, superpowers are cool,
I guess,

But it's just a lot of work
saving the day all the time.

Oh, okay.

I guess
we're done playing then.

Darn, I'm gonna miss
my hot dog vision.

But if that's what you
want, I totally get it.

Can't expect everyone
to like hot dogs

Shootin' out of
your eye sockets.

Well, just a little
pat pat and spin spin

Before din din
and you're all back to normal.

Oh! Thank goodness!

You know, uncle grandpa,

I think I'll leave
the superhero stuff to my comics

And get back to
my normal girl math homework.

After all, [chuckles]

It's probably easier than
saving the entire world

From a life threatening monster
or something.

[ Chuckles ]

[ Laughs evilly ]

Huh?

What the...

Uh, uncle grandpa,
what's going on?

I have no idea,

But that's one serious
math problem!

[ Laughs evilly ]

Finally, I am alive,

And no one can stop me,
math homework man,

From ruling the universe!

Uh...
Uncle grandpa,
what the heck just happened?

I think your remnant
superhero dust

Landed on your math homework

And it woke a crazy math
homework man monster person

That is heck bent
on ruling the universe

And making
our lives miserable!

And I owe it all to you,

Irresponsible "too lazy
to finish her homework girl."

[ Laughs evilly ]
she has a name,
you know!

Come on, jessica.
We have to go after him.

Oh, no! He's headed
straight for that tall hill!

We got to put a stop
to that mad math man

Before he destroys
the sovereignty of our nation.

[ Hiss! ]

Come on, jess.
I can't do it without you.

Hey, frankenstein,
safety skull protector helmets.

Frankenstein:
[ groans ]

Let's roll.

[ Laughs evilly ]

Okay, listen up, math man,

Hand over the superpowers
and surrender

So we can end this episode
already.

Fat chance, old man!

But I have a better idea.

How about multiplication?
[ Zap! ]

Three times one
equals three times the sun.

Ooh,
can you feel the heat?

Dang. He's good.

Didn't you know?

The universe
owes everything to math!

How about another lesson
in subtraction?

The earth minus the ozone layer
equals unbearable pain.

All right, buddy,
this isn't funny anymore.

Dang! Uncle grandpa,
it burns!
Cut it out!

You know what's funny?
Division!

Both: oh, no! I'm half the man
I used to be.

[ Gasps ] uncle grandpa?

You monster!
You stop it!

And what are you going
to do about it, loser?

Oh, yeah,
what am I gonna do about it?

Uncle grandpa:
what you should've done
a long time ago.

You have
to finish him.

Uncle grandpa #2:
finish your math homework!

Uncle grandpa: here, take this,
and get to work.

[ Laughs evilly ]

You'll never be able
to finish me,

Not if you can't solve

These seemingly difficult
algebra problems.

Uncle grandpa: come on, jess!
I believe in you!

Uncle grandpa #2:
me too.

All right. Here goes.

[ Breathing heavily ]



Aah!

Ha! Lucky guess.

But you're no match
for this one.

[ Suspenseful music plays ]
uh, okay. Uh, 4x minus 5, 7.

Okay, my dear aunt sally.

Cancel out that,

And the answer is 4.

Aah! Correct again!

[ Zap! ]
Very good, young lady.

But those
were child's play.

Try getting out
of this equation!

[ Laughs evilly ]

Oh, no.
That's a toughie. sh**t.

You can do it.
You made it this far.

Yeah, jess,
you got this one.

[ Laughing evilly ]

It's negative 1!
[ Gasps ]

Aah!
[ Zap! ]

[ Zap! Zap! ]

[ Whir! ]

[ Whoosh! ]

Ha ha! I did it!

I finished my math homework

And stopped
the mad math monster man.

Thanks, uncle grandpa!

Yeah! Way to go, jess!
I knew you could do it!

Wait. Why is everything
back to normal,

But you're still
split in two?

[ Slink! Slink! ]

Both: some questions
are best left unanswered.

Uh... Okay.

[ Film projector running ]

Oh, man!
Now, that was a movie!

Can't wait to see
what everybody thought.

Looks like they went home
before it was even over.

Belly bag:
well, that's disappointing.

Don't worry, guys.

The people of planet zorbatrang
are gonna love this movie.

Wouldn't count on it.

Happy thursday!

Narrator: "new experiences
with beary nice..."

That's me.

"... And hot dog person."

That's me.

So, hot dog person...

Yes, beary?

Are you excited to wear socks
for the "beary" first time?

I'm not sure I want
to wear socks, beary.

Don't be silly,
hot dog person.

Socks are fun.

[ Giggles ]

Ohh.

Oh, my.

Take a look see
doodly doodle!

There we are.
Ooh!

Those look pretty nice,
actually.

These are my socks

Because they're small and fuzzy
like me.

Your sock is over there.

Ohhhh.

[ Giggles ]

My feet feel all tickly.

And, look,
I can slide on the floor.

[ Grunting ]

Oh, my goodness!

What's wrong,
hot dog person?

Oh, beary,
I can't put on my sock.

[ Grunting ]

See?

Oh,
you silly wretched wiener.

I can help you.

Gee, berry, that's

There you go.
Aah!

Whee!

[ Screaming ]

[ Quavering screaming ]

Whee hee hee hee hee!

[ Screaming ]

[ Horns blaring ]
[ grunting, groaning ]

Tra la, tra la la

[ Horns blaring ]

[ Groans ]

[ Muffled screaming ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Squish! ]

Huh?

Huh? What the...

That's not my sock!

[ Gasps ]

Ugh! Disgusting!

[ Squish! ]
[ Muffled groaning ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Screams ]

Ooh. Wha

[ Screams ]

[ Bubble! ]
[ Muffled scream ]

Oh!

[ Muffled screaming ]

Ahh!

[ Sighs, groans ]

Ohh!

[ Humming happily ]

Socks are quite wonderful.

Wouldn't you say so,
hot dog person?

No.

[ Theme music plays ]

That was quite delicious.