02x26 - Mustache Tree

[bunniefuu]

[ Up-tempo music plays ]
good morning!

Good morning.

Good morning.

[ Roars ]

Good morning.

Good morning!

Okay.

It's all in there.

Oh! I know what I'm forgetting.

Laundry detergent.

And some chemicals,

Some breath mints,

Some diet cola,

And some bleach.

Yes! I did it!

[ Snickers ]

What's so funny,
belly bag?

Here. Why don't you see
for yourself?

[ Chuckles ]

Yeah. That is
a pretty ridiculous mirror.

I'm not talking about
the mirror.

I was laughing
'cause you got white paint

All over your mustache,
silly.

Oh, yeah.
[ Chuckles ]

No big deal.

I'll just put it in
with the rest of the laundry.

It was getting
kind of musky anyways.

Just be careful not to put it
in that industrial shredder.

Industrial what?

[ Buzzzz! ]

Oh, no!

Oh, darn it!

I hate
being without my mustache!

Belly bag, can you grab me
a spare out of my mustache box?

Sure.

Uh-oh.

All you have left is
an empty tube of mustache cream.

Well, you could always
find a replacement

And hope nobody notices.

Yeah!
And I know just the thing.

No, no. The move I invented
goes like this.

It's like
you're walking on the moon.

I call it
the pizza steve walk.

Oh, really?

Did you also invent
the tango, as well?

Hey, guys.
What's going on?

Uh... Nothing.

Just...
Hanging out.

Cool. Cool.

Is there something different
about you today, uncle g?

Yeah, something
doesn't feel quite right.

I'm not sure what you guys
are talking about.

I recently had my chin dimple
cleaned out,

If that's what you mean.
[ Sniffs ]

Ahhh-choo!

[ Grunts ]

That's what it is --
your mustache is gone.

Oh, yeah.
No wonder you look weird.

Okay, fine!
I'm all out of mustaches!

[ Crying ]

All out? Can't you just grow
a new one, like most people?

I'm not most people,
mr. Gus.

[ Roars ]

I can't just
go without it.

The mustache really
ties my face together.

Hmmm. Well, if you ran out,
why don't you just re-supply?

[ Sobbing ]

Okay, let's go.

Wait a minute. Something
doesn't seem right here.

I know.

[ Tires screech ]

Better, right?

Actually,
I was wondering

Why the map says
we're going to a tree.

Because we are --
the enchanted mustache tree.

The enchanted
mustache tree

Just looks like
a normal tree to me.

This isn't
the mustache tree.

I just wanted
to park in the shade.

The enchanted mustache tree
is over there --

In all
her majestic glory.

And it's bigger
than I remember.

Now, let me just grab
this mustache and...

Back to my old
mustachioed self again.

[ Whistling ]

What the --

Hey, buddy! Where do you
think you're going?!

Who said that?
Down here.

This isn't your tree
to pick from.

Now place that mustache
back where you got it,

If you know
what's good for ya!

Oh, uh, good morning,
angry elf guy.

Actually, if it's fine by you,
I'd really rather keep it.

This mustache
really ties my face together.

Hey!

Like I said --

This ain't your tree
to pick from!

Don't let
someone smaller than you

Tell you what to do,
uncle g.

Yeah!

There.

I don't need
to listen to you.

Hey! Again!

Okay, wise guy,
you may not listen to me, but...

[ Whistles ]

[ All grumbling ]

But you'll listen to us!

I want my mustache!

[ Chomp! ]

Yeeoowchie!

The mustache stays here.

Now hit the road!

Fine.
But this isn't over.

[ Crying ] it's over!
It's all over!

I feel so naked
without my mustache.

Well, why don't you try
putting your clothes back on?

And then why don't we just
try to take the mustache

Without the elves knowing
it was us?

Yeah!
Good thinking, mr. Gus.

Okay,
here goes nothin'.

[ Grunting ]

Geez.
This carrot won't budge.

Hey! Elf bros!

Don't mind me.

Just gonna be checking
on the old mustache tree again.

Man, I'm totally spacing out
on that guy's name.

I think
that was ernest.

Okay, it's still there.
We're totally good.

Wait a minute!

That's not ernest!
I'm ernest!

Hey! Hey!

Uncle g!
They totally bought it!

All right,
pizza steve!

Gimme, gimme.

How do I look?

Oof!

Can I help you?

Hi.

I'm with
the state department

Of unique tree
preservation.

I just need
to fulfill my duties

By inspecting
the mustache-shaped tree

On these premises.

Oh, go ahead.
It's right over there.

Mm-hmm.

Yep.
Just as I suspected.

I'll have to take this guy back
to the lab to run some tests.

Hang on a minute.

What's that
on the back of your uniform?

Oh, this?
[ Chuckles nervously ]

Must've grabbed the wrong
uniform by mistake today.

[ Whack! ]
Aah!

So, how'd it go?

Ask him.

Okay, elves.

Our tree is obviously
being sought after by outsiders.

From now on, we must
keep a strict watchout.

Ernest, you on that?

Yes, boss.

[ Panting ]

I got it!

I got it!

I'm -- I'm holding
an earthworm, aren't i?

Yeah.

Ha! You can't outwit us
or out-dig us!

So just give up
and get lost!

Good job, everyone.

That tears it!

Maybe it's time
to stoop down to their level.

Literally
or figuratively speaking?

I'm speaking.

Hoo-ya!

And with your hard work,

Our beloved tree
is safe another day.

[ Uncle grandpa
screaming ]
huh?

[ All scream ]

Ow!
Ohh!

[ All whimper ]

Aw, yeah!

Way to go,
uncle grandpa!

That's what
I'm talking about, u. G.

Thank you.
Elf: wait!

We need that mustache.

It's the only thing
that's keeping us safe.

Safe? From what?

That mustache protects us
from a wild elf-eating beast

That lives
in a nearby cave.

How does this mustache keep you
from getting eaten by a beast?

Well,
one night, you see,

We elves were enjoying
a vegetable feast,

When all of a sudden...
[ Roar ]

We heard the beast coming.

So we all hid under the tree.
And when the beast approached,

It took a couple of sniffs
and then left.

From then on, that mustache
has become our safe haven.

Its powerful musk hides
our elf scent from the beast.

Wow.
I guess it is pretty musky.

Please, uncle grandpa.

It's the only thing
keeping us elves alive.

Well,
I'll tell you what.

You keep the mustache

Until I take care
of that wild beast for you.

But then
that mustache is mine.

Deal.

[ Growling ]

Welp...[ Gulps ]
that must be the cave.

Hello?
Elf-eating beast?

Are you home?

Man,
caves really creep me out.

You guys know it's not too late
to turn around?

Not that I want to.
Just making sure you knew.

Yeah, uncle grandpa.
Do you even have a game plan?

I was just gonna wing it.

Unh!

Giant beast fangs! Run!

Oof!

Those aren't
beast fangs.

They're just rock formations
called stalactites.

Pfft. I know.

Just making sure
you knew.

[ All gasp ]

Aah!
What was that?!

M-m-m-maybe
it's the b-b-b--

All: beast!

Aaaaaah-- awwwww.

The elf-eating beast
is just a little kitty cat.

[ Meows ]

Come here,
little fella.

You must be lost.

"Mr. Fluffers.

I think I know
where that is.

Uncle grandpa:
here you go, mr. Fluffers.

Oh, mr. Fluffers!
You're back!

Look at the new house plant
I got while you were gone.

[ Yowls ]

Well,
that takes care of cat.

Hooray!
Hooray! Hooray!

Yes!

Thanks for
sending that beast

Back to its home for us,
uncle grandpa.

Glad we could
help each other out.

And sorry I had to
unleash those moves on you.

Ah, no worries.

Say, if you and your friends
are hungry,

Why don't you
stay for dinner?

Wow. That's very kind of you
to offer.

But I really should get back
to finishing some laundry.

Uh, did uncle grandpa
just say he was doing laundry?

Yuh-oh.

All: yaaaaah!

Let's hear it
for uncle grandpa, everyone.

[ All moaning ]

Sorry
to ruin your feast,

But did anybody see
a mustache float by here?

[ Metal detector beeps ]
[ gasps ]

[ Munches ]

Mr. Gus:
uncle grandpa,

We've been driving around
this neighborhood for hours.

When are we gonna stop?

I'll stop
as soon as I find

The best spot
to set up our yard sale.

There we go.
There's the perfect spot.

Right up there.

There we go.

The uncle grandpa yard sale
is now open for business!

Aliens: meep!

Hey, there,
little guy.

See anything you like?

Meepmoopmoorp.
How much?

Ah, good choice --
made of the finest plastics,

Excellent craftmanship,
with just slight wear and tear.

And it's yours.

Meepmorpmeep.
I'll take it!

Meepmurpmoop.

Never heard of him.

[ Both laugh ]

Autographed
pizza steve photographs?!

I'll take a dozen.

Step right up

And buy a beautiful
handcrafted lint ball.

Notice
the lovely filigree.

Whoo!
Excellent choice, sir.

Meep.
This one, please.

[ Growls ]

Meepmeep!

Wheeee!

How are we doing
so far?

I'm not sure.

The moonies
paid for everything

With coins
made out of cheese.

Those'll go great
with my martian cr*cker bills.

[ Aliens arguing ]

[ Panting ]

Waah!

[ Gagging ]

[ Whimpering ]

Man, this neighborhood's
gone insane.

I hope they don't
ask for their money back.

I'm hungry.

[ Munches ]