02x24 - Secret Santa

[bunniefuu]

[ Up-tempo music plays ]
good morning!

Good morning.

Good morning.

[ Roars ]

Good morning.

Good morning!

[ Bells jingling ]

Christmas is a special time
to celebrate good cheer.

Excuse me whilst
I light this candle

Made of wax pulled from my ear.

And now it's time to hang
the christmas donut on the door.

Let's peek inside and spy
upon stupidity galore.

So...

Who's ready for secret santa?!

All: we are!

Okee-smokey.
[ Pop! ]

You know the rules.

It's time to pick
your secret gift buddy.

Just grab a name...

[ Groans ]

... And don't let
anyone see it.

Now let's see whose
holiday happiness

I'm responsible for
this year.

Ooh!
Grandpa's got a good one.

Remember,
keep it a secret.

Oh, yeah!

[ Whirring ]
[ gulp ]

Who's ready to do some christmas
shopping at the mall?!

All: we are!

[ Boing! ]

Thanks, zebra.

[ Farting ]

[ Growls ]

Does everyone know what

They're going to get
their secret friend?

I don't know. There's so many
things to choose from!

You see...

Man: hey, you!
Yes, you!

Are you looking for the
ultimate christmas gift?

Well, look no further!

Get ready, kids --

It's the toy that's
gonna eat your christmas!

It's the new jet-propelled
hover gator!

Your mom is guaranteed
to hate the hover gator!

For hours and hours of sheer
parental consternation,

Nothing beats
the new 60% louder

Snapping-jawed hover gator!

Your christmas will fail
without it!

Oh, my dear!

That's amazing!

So cool!

[ Screaming ]

Ooh!

Well, I think
I know what

I'm going to get for
my secret santa buddy.

I also have a pretty good idea
of what I'm getting.

[ Whirs ] my holiday shopping
will be so easy.

I won't even need a tiny miracle
to buy my gift.

Aww.

Well, suckers,

I just finished
my christmas shopping!

Where'd everybody go?

Hey, you're not going
for a hover gator, too?

I'll never tell.

[ Farting ]

Oh, dear.

I fear that we are all
after the same gift.

[ All panting ]

Excuse me.
[ Beeps ]

I am so sorry!

We are all out
at this location!

Better luck next year!

I think I heard they have
a few left at toy kingdom

On the other side
of the mall.

Oh, well.

I guess I'll have to get
something else.

I will also attempt to select
an alternative gift idea.

Yeah.

Uncle grandpa:
but it's mine!

Oh, yeah,
knead that dough!

[ All panting ]

I hope I have a quarter.

Yes!

[ Grunting ]

[ Grunts ]

Oh, so it's like that,
huh?!

[ Growls ]

Perhaps I should increase my
odds of obtaining that gift!

Hey!

This will help!

[ Grunting ]

Hey, frankenstein,
don't tread on me!

[ Grunts ]

[ Farting ]

[ Shattering ]

Excuse me!
Pardon me!

[ Panting ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Bowling pins crash ]

[ Pop! ]

Bad kitty.

Move it, pinhead!

Mommy, look out!
A scary green monster guy!

Hey, I may be green and
oftentimes scary, but I'm no --

[ Roars ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Groans ]

Yeesh!
That was a close one!

Oh, hey, pizza steve!

You wouldn't happen
to know

Where the elevator is,
would you?

Right over there, dude.

Thanks!

[ Farting ]

[ Snarls ]

I'm making great time!

Aah!

[ Splash! ]

My circuit board!
My circuit board!

Stay down, tiny!

Excuse me --
christmas emergency!

[ Wails ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Revving ]

Finally!
[ Screams ]

[ Groans ]

Oh, hey, uncle g.

If you want your shoes
lookin' slick and shiny,

My man here is doing
some grade "a" work!

Thanks for the tip, pizza steve,
but I don't have time.

I have to get the gift
of a lifetime.

[ Groans ]

Get it, uncle g!

[ Roars ]

Cool, they still have it!
Yes!

Well, down to the last
hover gator in the entire mall.

Probably the whole country
by now.

Okay, back to pretending
to work.

[ Meows ]

Sorry, tiger.

Had to make a quick stop
at nets galore

Before pickin' up
this bad boy.

[ Roars ]

[ Screams ]

Here's my chance!

Hey, let go, belly bag!
It's my gift!

Not anymore!

It's mine!
Hey, come on!

Ooh!
Oh, no!

Now let me show you folks

Why the wood chipper 4000-x
is essential to any home.

[ Buzzing ]

[ Chuckles nervously ]
eh, any questions?

[ All scream ]

Well, there goes any chance

Of scoring the season's
hottest gift.

I guess we could all just think
of something different

To get our secret santa
selection.

Hey, that's it!

If anyone can come through
with the perfect gift,

It's my brother,
santa claus!

He's probably at this mall
taking orders right --

Hey, wait for me!
It was my idea!

This ultimate data plan
sounds awesome.

But I don't sign
any contract

Without my agent or lawyer
present, dude.

[ All panting ]

Geez!
What's the rush all about?

Dang, there's a line!

According to my calculations,
by the time we reach santa,

It will be close to easter.

[ Roars ]

Frankenstein,
don't even think

About pushing those kids
out of line.

There's gotta be
a less obtrusive way

To get to the front.

Hey, kid,
your shoe's untied.

Oh, thanks.

[ Screaming ]

Excuse me, coming through,
pardon me.

Urgent matter!
Family first.

Sorry, coming through!

Hey, how did you guys
get here before me?

We just flew
on tiger's back.

But we've got
another problem --

Santa's on
his dinner break!

Wha?!

Hey, franky,
why don't you go show santa

What we think
about his break.

[ Growls ]

[ Yells ]
[ crash! ]

What's the big idea?

You're not my brother.

Of course I'm not.

I'm one of his many helpers.

Things get real busy for him
this time of year, you know?

Makes sense.

Now, what's so urgent

You had to go and ruin
my two-minute dinner break?

Well,
we're all trying to get

The same hover gator for our
secret santa gift exchange,

But we kind of destroyed
the last one.

And now
you're our only hope

To save us from holiday gift
disappointment.

So you're telling me
you guys stormed in here,

Sabotaging each other,
tearing apart this mall,

Cutting in front of all
these nice kids in line

Just to get your hands
on some new toy?

Yeah.

Well, I'm pretty sure

Santa doesn't reward that kind
of despicable behavior,

Whether he's your brother
or not.

Now, you guys should all take
a long look at yourselves

And think about
your actions.

[ Sobbing ]

Oh, he's right!

What have we become?

I just wanted to get the coolest
gift in the world

For the coolest dude in
the world -- pizza steve.

Yeah, pizza steve would've
really loved that toy.

I let pizza steve down.

I hope it's the thought
that really counts.

Yeah,
I got pizza steve, too.

That gift was...

Wait a minute here!

[ Roars ]

[ Growls ]

I knew it!

That selfish slice
wrote his name

On all the
secret santa papers!

Sounds like y'all got played
like a fiddle

By a greedy slice of pizza.

Ooh, man!

Nothin' beats garlic pizza ba*ls
from the mall food court.

[ Exhales ] yeesh!

Good thing I picked up
these breath mints

At the
three cent store.

[ Roars ]

That'll do, franky.

Pizza steve,
did you write your name

On all of the papers for
our secret santa game?!

No.

Okay, I give up.
Who did it?

Uncle grandpa, come on!

He's obviously lying,
that sneaky little --

Whoa, whoa, okay, okay.

I may have altered the game
a little bit.

But before you condemn me with
a trembling index finger,

Hear me out.
Hmph!

Although my actions may appear
selfish on the surface,

Beneath the attempt
to obtain more gifts

Was my way of giving
something to you.

[ Groans ]

Ya see, christmas is more

Than just getting cool gifts
for your friends.

Are you suggesting christmas

Is less about
aggressive consumer greed

And materialistic
gratification,

But more so an opportunity

To share quality time
with family and friends?

Um... Yeah.

Yep! Yep!

And that's why I did
what I did --

To show you guys that valuable
christmas lesson.

Aw, pizza steve,
that was beautiful!

We're so lucky to have you
as a friend!

[ Growls ]

Yeah, hey, I'm looking
for the guy

Who owns the rv crashed
on level one -- uncle grandpa.

I'm uncle grandpa.

Well, I've got
a delivery here

From an order you placed online
a few weeks ago.

Six -- count 'em --
six hover gators.

[ All gasp ]

Oh, yeah,
I forgot I did that.

It's a christmas miracle!

Well, how bout a board game
or a cool video game?

Nah.

Oh, how about
one of those things?!

Well, I'll be.

Well, uncle grandpa,

It looks like we all learned
a very valuable lesson

About the true meaning
of christmas.

We sure did.

Do all your holiday
shopping online

Weeks before to avoid sold out
toys at the mall.

[ Glass shatters ]

Merry christmas!

Open your present,
mr. Gus.

[ Sighs ] okay.

But it looks like
you just wrapped

Our christmas tree again.

What the heck is it?

[ Roars ]
[ streak! ]

What?
You don't like it?!

[ Theme music plays ]

That was quite delicious.