02x17 - Bottom Bag

[bunniefuu]

[ Up-tempo music plays ]
good morning!

Good morning.

Good morning.

[ Roars ]

Good morning.

Good morning!

[ Grunts ] dang.

These are pretty comfy.

There's even enough room
to accommodate my big tail.

[ Rip! ]

Maybe I'll just stick
with to tank tops.

Wow, looking good,
tiger.

[ Roars ]

Woooooow!

I haven't looked this fresh

Since I came out the oven!

Just not sure if this vest says
"pizza steve" or not.

This vest says
"pizza steve."

Oh, yeah, son!

Now, that's what
I'm talking about!

I can't believe it was
in the discontinued section.

Uh, I don't really see anything
in this store for a belly bag.

Well, what do you know?

[ Retches ]

Come on, red.

Hey! Get back here!

Wow, man, looky here --
a gum ball.

[ Breathing heavily ]
excuse me.

Have you seen a red gum ball
roll through here?

Aw, man, well, I thought
it might be my lucky day.

You know,
red's my favorite color, man,

But, yeah,
I did see your gum ball.

Here you go, cool cat.

Mmm! Mmm!

Thanks, pal.

Actually, I can get one for you,
too, if you'd like.

Well, that's awful groovy
of you, man, but that's okay.

It's actually just nice
to have a few words

With a fellow
bag brother, man.

It can get awful lonely
on this empty rack.

You know what I mean?

Where are
all the other bags?

Aw, man, they're over
in that popular department,

You know,
behind the protective glass.

Me? Hey, man, I've been
on this rack since the '70s.

I've seen fashion trends
come and go, man,

While I just, you know,
just hang out.

Geez, well, you seem
like a great accessory

For someone to have.

I wish there was something
I could do, but I'm just a bag.

Belly bag, there you are.

Were you talking
to a bag?

People might think
you're weird.

Hey! That's it!

Say, uncle grandpa,
what do you think

About getting another bag
to wear?

You know, like a peer
for me to relate to?

I suppose
two bags are better than one.

Hey, man, I just want to add
I'm on clearance,

And I'm very durable, man.

Whoa, a talking bag!
Sold!

Since he's belly bag,

Why don't we call you
bottom bag?

Bottom bag?
Yeah, I like that.

Well, bottom bag,
welcome aboard the s. S. Grandpa.

Now let's get you
out of this store.

[ Tires squeal ]

[ Flies buzzing ]
so, over here,
we have the kitchen,

Where we prepare and eat
all our meals.

Uh-oh.
The sinks full again.

That means it must be
pizza steve's turn

To do the dishes.

This next room is
the living room,

Where the g*ng gathers
to watch tv

And play video games.

And read
classic literature.

That's mr. Gus.

He's kind of a nerd.

Hey! Hmph.

And this is the couch

Where pizza steve
doesn't do the dishes.

Yep, that's me.

This door leads
to the rest of the rv.

It's roomier than it looks
from the outside.

Whoa! Far out!

You ain't seen nothing.

There's even more room
inside me.

Come on in
and check it out.

All right, man.

[ Gulp! ]

Hold on. Here I come.

[ Slurp! ]

What'd I tell you?

This place is
freaky-deaky, man.

Hey, man, how is this
even possible?

It's simple, really.

I'm uncle grandpa's
magic belly bag.

So, this is where I keep

All of uncle grandpa's
important documents and stuff.

For instance,
these are the drawers

Where I keep
uncle grandpa's files.

And over here,
I have the files

Where I keep
uncle grandpa's drawers.

[ Slurp! Boink! ]

[ Shouts ]

Ah, zowie, man!

You sure are lucky,
dude.

You got the whole package --
great friends, the coolest pad,

Not to mention
the satisfaction of knowing

Your uncle grandpa's
go-to guy.

I'm sure
you could be valuable, too.

Here, why don't you carry
uncle grandpa's breath spray?

Oh, man,
I'm part of the team!

Come on, guys.
It's bed time.

There you go, belly bag.
Nice and comfy-cozy.

[ Grunts, farts ]

Good night, bottom bag.

Good night, uncle g--

[ Laughs evilly ]

Pleasant dreams,
belly brat.

[ Laughs evilly ]

Enjoy your last night
as top bag.

[ Laughs evilly ]

[ Laughter ]

Oh, gosh, bottom bag,

This early-morning skinny dip
was a great idea.

It's a refreshing way
to start the day, man.

That's what
I always say.

[ Laughter ]

Hey!

Mm, man, oh, man.

That hit the spot.

Hey, you know,
man, I sure do envy

Your cool,
modern threads.

You don't suppose
we could trade outfits,

You know,
just for hoots and toots?

Hmm, why not?

I don't see any harm
in it.

Here you go.

Oh, far out, man.

[ Laughs ]

Look at me,
I am one slick dude, man.

[ Gasps ]

Oh, no! I think
I left my favorite pitchfork

Behind that rock.

Don't worry, little buddy.
I'll get it.

[ Laughs evilly ]

Guys, guys,
we got to get out of here!

Bottom bag's gone crazy, man!

What?!

He's a got a pitchfork, man,
and he's coming after us.

Look!
He said he's gonna k*ll us all!

We got to
get out of here!

[ Laughs evilly ]

So long, sucker.

[ Tires squeal ]

Hey! What the hay
was that all about?

Wait a minute, where's bottom
bag gonna put this pitchfork.

His pockets are way too small.

Huh? What's this?

"My evil plan by bottom bag"?

"Step one --
get rid of belly bag.

Step two --
become belly bag.

Step three --
none the wiser"?

Jeepers!

I got to save my friends
from that fiend.

But how?

[ Tink! ]
Bingo!

Gee, belly bag,

I'm sorry it didn't work out
with your new friend.

Ah, that's okay, man.

I have all the friends I need
right here.

Nuts!

[ Pop! ]

[ Thwack! ]

Mmm.

[ Pop! Thwack! ]
Hmph.

[ Thwack! Thwack! Thwack!
Thwack! Thwack! ]

Man, that's a tough one.

I'm gonna need some help
with this.

Belly bag,
hand me my laser hammer.

Oh, uh, laser hammer?

Oh, you know what?
I sent it out to get waxed, man.

Hey, since when
do we wax the laser hammer?

Uh... Well, um...

That is
so thoughtful of you.

Yep, that's me, man.

Good, old,
thoughtful belly bag.

[ Laughs evilly ]

[ Laughs ]

Wow, belly bag,
I love your new evil laugh.

[ Beeping ]
uh-oh!

You know
what that means.

There's a kid
who needs our help.

[ Crying ]
[ brakes screech ]

[ Gasps ]

What seems to be the problem,
billy?

That mean, old butt bag
popped my basketball!

I had to do something
to get your attention.

Bottom bag!

I told you
he was evil, man.

I'm not bottom bag!

[ Grunts ] see?!

Um, who are you, then?

I'm belly bag.

Don't listen to him, man.
I'm belly bag.

Oh, no, you're not!

[ Grunts ]

See?!

Uh, now
I'm really confused.

Sucker punch.

[ Groans ]
you!

[ All grunting ]

Whoa-ooo-ooa.

[ Growls ]
come here, you!

You!
Whoa!

[ Clang! ]

You got me good,
belly bag.

[ Retches ]

Got to give you
credit, man.

Ha! Missed me!

Ouch!

Take that
and this and these!

Hey, man, how about a face full
of breath spray?

Aaaaaaah!

My eyes! My eyes!

Is what I'd say
if I had any!

Is that all you got?

Let me show you what's inside
a real belly bag!

[ Retches ]

[ Clatter! ]

[ Tink! ]

[ Grunts ]

Whoa, man.

I got one last thing
to show you.

[ Retches ]

Mr. Bottom bag,
meet mr. Laser hammer.

Oh, so that's
a laser hammer, man.

[ Pew! ]

Like I said [retches]
I'm belly bag.

I thought you said
you were having this waxed.

[ Groans ]

Had enough?

All right, man, I give.

So, why'd you do it,
bottom bag?

I'm sorry, man.

I guess being cooped up
in that store for so long

Really did a number
on my noggin.

I just wanted to be a top bag
like you, man.

Aw, uncle grandpa,

Isn't there something
we could do for him?

Hmm.
I got it covered.

Wow, man. Thanks, guys.

Hey, now I'm a top bag
just like you, belly bag.

Whoa, this is so cool,
uncle g.

Now I have a perfect place
to keep my basketball.

[ Grunts ]
[ creak! ]

Wha...
Later, dudes.

Couldn't have happened
to a nicer bag.

Hey, guys, is it just me,

Or does that cloud
kind of look like a hot dog

With a jet pack?

Oh, yeah, bro.

I totally see it.

[ Roars ]

Um, I don't see it.

Kind of just looks like
cotton candy to me.

Oh, look at that one.

It looks just like
a fire-breathing robot.

[ Roars ]

Oh, yeah!
What?

Maybe some mashed potatoes
or something,

But I don't see no --
[ roars ]

Whoa,
you're right, tiger.

That does look like a shark
with angel wings.

Shark with angel wings?!

It just looks like
fluffy popcorn at best.

Maybe you got to use
your imagination

A little more, mr. Gus.

You don't need your imagination
for that one,

Which looks exactly
like an alien spaceship

Playing with a yo-yo.
What?!

There's no way
you're seeing that.

I guess not everybody
has the gift of gazing.

Sorry, bro.

Guys,
look at that one!

It looks like a spider wearing
a helmet of spikes.

Ooh!
Oh!

A spider with a helmet
of spikers? Really?

[ Roars ]
ha! Good call, tiger.

It's obviously a yeti
juggling beehives.

Belly bag,
you don't even have eyes.

How are you seeing that?!

I have intuition.
Thank you very much.

That's it!
"Gift of gazing."

I'm not gonna be made a fool
by those guys

Pretending I see
some ridiculous clouds

That don't look like anything.

Some cumulo-nitwits
if you ask me.

[ Laughs ]
cumulo-nitwits.

[ Thunder crashes ]
that's good. Huh?

Who are you calling
ridiculous cloud objects?

Aaaaaaah!

Get him!

[ Thunder crashes ]
that cloud looks like
a mob of angry clouds

Attacking mr. Gus.

I totally see it.