02x11 - Guest Directed Shorts

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[ Up-tempo music plays ]

Uncle grandpa: good morning!

Good morning.

Good morning.

Grft: [ roars ]

Uncle grandpa: good morning.

Good morning!

Uncle grandpa: mm-mmm!

There's nothin' I love more

Than a de-e-e-e-licious

Hamburger!

[ Chomp! ]

Except for maybe two delicious

Hamburgers.

[ Chomp! ]

Or three burgers.

[ Chomp! ]

Or four. Or five. Or six.

Seven burgers, eight burgers,

Nine burgers!

Aaaaaaah!

Man! I got to stop daydreaming

While I'm pumping gas.

[ Zap! Warble! ]

Hey, mister.

Please state your time-space

Destination.

Uncle grandpa: time machine?!

[ Warble! Warble! ]

Hamburgers?!

[ Gasps ] this is my chance to

Taste the greatest hamburgers of

All time!

Please state your time-space

Destination.

Uncle grandpa: or should I go

For pizza?

Targeting pisa, ancient

Italy.

[ Zoom! Warble! Crash! ]

Mama mia! The tower --

She's all a-crooked!

Uncle grandpa: uh-oh!

How do you work this thing?

[ Zoom! Warble! ]

Ancient egypt!

Birthplace of civilization --

And hamburgers!

Mmm!

Uncle grandpa: drive-thru!

[ Chomp! ]

Great burger!

Just a little greasy!

I think I got some moistie-wipes

In here somewhere.

Ooh!

Extra-strength toilet paper!

This'll work!

[ Shing! ]

All clean. Time's a-wastin'!

I got more burgers to be

Tastin'.

Tut-tut!

[ Whirl! Whirl! Whirl! ]

[ Blink! Blink! ]

They won't laugh at

Ben franklin anymore!

I've finally invented...

The perfect burger!

Uncle grandpa: revolutionary!

[ Chomp! ]

Got any slurp-o-cola?

[ Nervously ] uh, got to run!

[ Patter! Patter! Patter! ]

Ohhhh!

Aaaaah!

[ Zap! Zap! Zap! Zap! Zap! ]

™ª chestnuts and apricots ♪

Oyze! That noise!

™ª chestnuts and apricots ♪

Uncle grandpa: one super-size

Slurp-o-cola, please!

What?!

Uncle grandpa: actually,

Better make that two.

You got to speak up, buddy!

I can't hear a thing over those

Beatnik bongos!

Uncle grandpa: two!

What?!

Uncle grandpa: two!

Check out that freak!

What's he trying to say with

His fingers, man?

Uncle grandpa: I need two

Giant slurp-o's!

He's tryin' to say, like,

"Mellow out. Peace, man."

Peace! Peace!

Uncle grandpa: [ slurping

Loudly ]

My work here is done.

Peace out, people!

Peace, man!

Aw, man. Burned again!

Uncle grandpa: next stop,

Burgerzoic era!

Oops! That's not good!

I'm going too fast!

[ Distorted voice ] body can't

Handle time displacement!

I'm turning inside out!

Must stop the insanity!

Oof!

Hey, mister.

Do you mind watching my time

Machine?

Thanks!

[ Blink! Blink! ]

Uncle grandpa: the

Implications are truly

Mind-boggling.

[ Click! Click! Click! ]

[ Squish! Poink! Pop! ]

[ Whip! Honk! Squish! Snap!

Good mornin'!

[ Whirl! Whirl! Whirl! Pop! ]

[ Chirping ]

Pizza steve: oh.

Uncle grandpa.

What -- what are you doing?

Hey, yo! It's me -- pizza steve!

Wh-what are you up to?

[ Chirps ]

[ Splat! ]

[ Chirping ]

[ Splat! Splat! ]

[ Chirps ]

Pizza steve: what?

[ Sighs ]

I don't understand what's

Happening here, uncle grandpa.

Why don't you tell me?

I-i'm your friend.

I'm pizza steve! Uncle --

[ Pop! ]

Uncle grandpa: pizza steve,

Would you get out of here, man?

You're gonna blow this for me!

[ Pop! ]

[ Chirps ]

Pizza steve: uh... Okay.

Uh, I'll just leave you alone,

Then...

Uncle grandpa.

[ Pop! ]

Uncle grandpa: pizza steve,

Wait.

I'm sorry I got mad at you.

Pizza steve: what?

Uncle grandpa: I'm sorry I

Got mad at you.

Pizza steve: what?

Uncle grandpa: I'm sorry I

Got mad at you.

Pizza steve: what?

Uncle grandpa: I'm sorry I

Got mad at you.

Pizza steve: what?

[ Beatboxing ]

Uncle grandpa: I'm sorry I

Got mad at you.

Pizza steve: what?

Uncle grandpa: I'm sorry I

Got mad at you.

Pizza steve: what?

Uncle grandpa: I'm sorry I

Got mad at you.

Pizza steve: what?

Uncle grandpa: I'm sorry I

Got mad at you.

Pizza steve: what?

Uncle grandpa: I'm sorry I

Got mad at you.

Pizza steve: what?

Uncle grandpa: I'm sorry I

Got mad at you.

Pizza steve: what?

Uncle grandpa: I'm sorry I

Got mad at you.

Pizza steve: what?

Uncle grandpa: I'm sorry I

Got mad at you.

Pizza steve: what?

Uncle grandpa: I'm sorry I

Got mad at you.

Pizza steve: what?

™ª hey, hey, hey ♪

Uncle grandpa: I'm sorry I

Got mad at you.

[ Beatboxing continues ]

Pizza steve: what?

™ª ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

™ª ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

Uncle grandpa: I'm sorry I

Got mad at you.

™ª ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

Pizza steve: ♪ what? ™ª

[ Blowing raspberries ]

Pizza steve: [ echoing ] I

Forgive you.

[ Smacks lips ]

Uncle grandpa: let's never

Tell pizza steve that we did

This.

Go-o-o-o-o-d mo-o-o-o-o...

[ Squeak! Pop! ]

[ Static ]

Get up!

[ Slow music plays ]

Are you missing a butt?

Huh?

Then you need r-butt!

It's a butt... For your butt!

Uncle grandpa: isn't tv

Amazing, guys?

Mr. Gus: uh-huh.

Pizza steve: yep, almost as

Amazing as a talkin' slice of

Pizz-a-a-a-a-a-a!

Uncle grandpa: I don't know

What I'd do without it.

R-butts -- for dogs, too!

[ Zap! ]

[ Ting! Whoosh! ]

Uncle grandpa: oh, no!

That butt commercial broke it!

What am I gonna do?!

Mr. Gus: why don't you just

Use your imagination,

Uncle grandpa?

Back in my day, that's all we

Had!

Uncle grandpa: my

Imagination, huh?

Belly bag: yeah, you know --

That thing in your brain that

Makes fun stuff happen!

Uncle grandpa: hmm.

Okay! I'll give it a try!

[ Straining ]

[ Whoosh! Pow! ]

[ Zap! Zap! Zap! ]

[ Splurt! ]

Good morning!

[ Up-tempo heavy-metal music

Plays ]

[ Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! ]

[ Whoosh! ]

[ Splash! ]

[ Pop! ]

[ Chatter! Chatter! Chatter! ]

[ Zing! Pop! ]

Here I am!

That was easy!

Hmm? What part of my imagination

Is this?

Oh, the lobby!

[ Chuckles ]

Oh, hey, pizza steve!

Hey, mr. Gus!

That journey to my imagination

Lobby was pretty crazy, huh?

Mr. Gus: nah.

We just took the elevator.

[ Elevator bell dings ]

[ Growling softly ]

Mr. Gus: it was all right.

Heh.

Uncle grandpa: why was that

Friendly guy in there?

Pizza steve: it's your

Imagination, uncle g!

Anything can happen!

I've got no arms -- or legs!

[ Warble! Pop! Pop! ]

Belly bag: and I've got no

Legs.

And one arm!

[ Ting! ]

Uncle grandpa: and even

Better than all that stuff is

We're in 3-d!

[ Mid-tempo dance music plays ]

Wait! Where's

Giant realistic flying tiger?

Grft: [ meows ]

[ Caws ]

[ Moos ]

[ Bleats ]

Uncle grandpa: [ gasps ]

Giant realistic flying tiger is

A tiny, non-realistic dancing

Tiger!

Grft: [ chattering ]

[ Laughter ]

[ Laughter intensifies ]

Grft: I can talk, too,

Uncle grandpa!

Come this wa-a-a-a-a-a-a-y!

Uncle grandpa: follow that

Tiny non-realistic dancing

Flying tiger!

Grft: whee! Whoo!

[ Meows ]

Uncle grandpa: hello?

Tiny unrealistic dancing

Flying tiger?

I can't spot her, mr. Gus.

Mr. Gus: I guess she's just

Too tiny to see.

Uncle grandpa: hey, and

Where did pizza steve go?

Pizza steve: it's cool,

Uncle g!

I'm just gonna lay back and be

A pizza in outer

[Echoing] space... Space...

Space... Space...

Space... Space.

Uncle grandpa: okay!

Bye, pizza steve!

Okay, mr. Gus.

It's just you and me.

Let's think real hard about what

We can do now that we're using

My imagination.

[ Straining ]

[ Creak! ]

[ Whirl! Whirl! Whirl! Twang! ]

Hey! A lever!

Something fun always happens

When you pull a lever.

[ Squeak! Zap! ]

[ Zap! Crash! Zap! ]

[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

[ Gasps ] mr. Gus!

[ Bubble! Bubble! Bubble! ]

[ Gasps ]

Mr. Gus, what's goin' on?

Mr. Gus: get out of here,

Uncle grandpa.

Your imagination is...

Too crazy!

Uncle grandpa: you got that

Right, mr. Gus!

But where do I go?!

Mr. Gus: that way,

Uncle grandpa --

Through the tv screen!

Uncle grandpa: hey, it's us!

Come on, belly bag!

Let's get out of here!

Oh, no! Belly bag!

Where are you?!

Belly bag: what do you mean,

Where am i, uncle grandpa?

I'm just in your... Imagination!

[ Laughing evilly ]

Uncle grandpa: [ gasps ]

Ahh. Ooh!

[ Grunting ]

[ Ting! ]

Hmm.

[ Gasps ]

[ Muttering ]

[ Squeak! ]

[ Groans ]

[ Creak! Creak! Creak! ]

Eeeeeeeee. Ee-ee-eeeeeeee.

Mr. Gus: wow.

Uncle grandpa's imagination is

Pretty boring.

[ Suspenseful music plays ]

[ Creak! Pop! ]

Aaah!

[ Zoooooooooooooooooom! ]

[ Whip! Crash! ]

Ugh!

[ Rumble! ]

[ Zoom! Shatter! ]

[ Chuckles ]

Mr. Gus: well, how was it,

Uncle grandpa?

[ Zap! ]

Uncle grandpa: my

Imagination's awesome!

I'm never gonna watch tv again.

[ Whip! Shatter! ]

[ Whip! Boing! ]

[ Creeeeeeaek! ]

Ya-ohh!

[ Gulps ]

[ Ting! ]