02x04 - Shower Party

[bunniefuu]

[ Up-tempo music plays ]

Uncle grandpa: good morning!

Good morning.

Good morning.

Grft: [ roars ]

Uncle grandpa: good morning.

Good morning!

Pizza steve: well, so much

For going out.

It's a total cats-and-dogs show

Out there, bro.

And let's face it -- nobody

Likes a soggy pizza slice.

[ Sighs ]

Mr. Gus: well, why don't you

Do something valuable with your

Time, you know, like read a

Book?

Pizza steve: [ scoffs ]

Thanks for the suggestion,

Mr. Gus, but pizza steve's got a

Better idea, which also happens

To be the cure for the rainy-day

Blues -- the music video

Channel!

Rain, rain go away!

Please come back another day --

Or don't.

What the...

What gives?

There's rain on every channel!

Mr. Gus: aw, you didn't hear, huh?

Uncle grandpa changed the r. V.

Cable package.

This is the only channel we get

Now.

You're watching

The rainy network!

Nothin' butrain...


Pizza steve: nooo, man!

It's all over!

Call the cemetery, mr. Gus,

'Cause pizza steve's about to

Die of boredom.

[ Electricity crackling ]

Hey, I'm andrew w. K.!

Are you bored out of your skull?!

Pizza steve: yeah.

Do you like to party?!

Pizza steve: uh-huh!

Well, today's your lucky day!

Just call my party hot line,

And I'll help you throw the

Party of the century!

I'm talking about a party so

Epic, you'll be telling your

Grandchildren about it someday!

[ Grunts ]

If you survive the party!

So, drop whatever the heck

You're doing and call this

Number now!





Remember, when you need to

Throw a k*ller party, you need

Andrew w. K.!

I also do bar mitzvahs!

[ Static ]

Pizza steve: [ laughs ] sold!

[ Dial tone ]

Mr. Gus: whoa, whoa, whoa.

Pizza steve: hey!

Mr. Gus: you can't throw a

Party when uncle grandpa's in

The r. V.

Don't you remember last time

When he committed that party

Foul?

Uncle grandpa: good morning!

Party foul!

[ All screaming ]

Pizza steve: oh, yeah, you're

Right.

Uncle grandpa: oh, yeah!

Mr. Gus: hey, what's up,

Uncle g?

Uncle grandpa: oh, yeah!

[ Tink! ]

You guys, it's time for my

Weekly, 10-minute shower, so,

Yeah, I'll be completely out of

Your hair for the next 10

Minutes.

Mr. Gus: okay, sounds good.

Uncle grandpa: oh, yeah!

Pizza steve: mr. Gus, it's

Party time!

Andrew w. K.'S party-starting

Hot line!

Andrew w. K. Speaking.

How can I help you?

Pizza steve: yo, man, hey, we

Need to throw a party asap!

Can you help?

All righty, what are you

Looking for -- the all-night

Party, party till you burst, the

Six-day smasher?

Pizza steve: whoa, whoa,

Whoa, no, dude.

We only got 10 minutes.

10 Minutes?!

How are you gonna have a rocking

Party in just 10 minutes?!

I'll tell you how -- with me,

Andrew w. K.!

I just need you to sign this

Contract here, and we'll be good to go.

Pizza steve: "this confirms,

Blah, blah, blah, blah, 10

Minutes [murmuring] not

Responsible [murmurs] injuries

Or medical bills."

Mm-hmm!

Everything's a-okay,

Andrew w. K.!

Sweet, party dude!

We'll send a representative over

Shortly.

Party on!

Let's get this party -- started!

Mr. Gus: I have a bad feeling

That I'm gonna have a really

Good time!

Pizza steve: oh, yeah!

™ª 10-minute party ♪

™ª 10-minute party ♪

™ª we're gonna have a party ♪

™ª it's a 10-minute party ♪

[ Rock music playing ]

Uncle grandpa: [ sighs ]

What a peaceful evening.

All right, let's see what's

First on the agenda here.

Just as I suspected, wash behind

Mustache.

[ Pop! ]

Check!

Party!

[ Indistinct talking ]

All: chug, chug, chug, chug,

Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug,

Chug, chug!

Yeah!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Awesome!

Belly bag: mm, hello, ladies!

What are you doing -- hanging

Out?

[ Giggling ]

[ Sighs ]

Go, franky, go!

[ Shouts ]

Grft: [ farting ]

[ Grunts ]

Party tip number three --

Everybody deserves to party!

All: chug, chug, chug, chug!

Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug!

Pizza steve: yeah!

Oh, oh, oh!

Uncle grandpa: thanks so much

For the surf lesson, chad.

No prob, dude.

Uncle grandpa: see you next

Week.

Okay, surf with chad -- check.

Dishes -- check.

Wax legs.

Maybe later.

[ Both gasp ]

[ Up-tempo music playing ]

Mr. Gus: I think this party's

Gotten out of hand.

Pizza steve: I don't know,

Man.

Those guys look like they're

Being responsible.

Aah!

[ Horse whinnies ]

Aah!

[ Up-tempo music continues ]

Mr. Gus: um, excuse me,

Mr. W. K.

[ Gasps ]

Do you even know...

Who made this berry pie?!

It's awesome! [ Laughs ]

Mr. Gus: uh, l-look, you got

To stop the party,

Mr. Andrew w. K.

[ Tires screeching ]

It's getting too wild.

[ Crash ]

Plus, the 10 minutes are almost up.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Andrew w. K. Knows how to start

Parties, not how to stop 'em --

Party tip number 65, bros.

Plus, we got plenty of time left

To party.

Now lets raise the roof!

[ Beep ]

Pizza steve: what are we

Gonna do?!

Mr. Gus: I don't know, but

We've only got five minutes left

Until uncle grandpa finishes his shower!

Pizza steve: five minutes?!

The entire r. V. Will be

Destroyed in two minutes!

Yeah! Release the monkeys!

[ Monkeys chirping ]

Pizza steve: how are we gonna

Get everyone out of here?!

Mr. Gus: uh, wait a second.

Remember earlier when we flashed

Back to that flashback?

Uncle grandpa: good morning!

Party foul!

[ All screaming ]

Pizza steve: oh, yeah, I knew

That was gonna be significant to

The story.

Mr. Gus: the only way this

Party's gonna end is if we can

Get uncle grandpa out of the

Shower and have him commit one

Of his classic party fouls.

Pizza steve: right.

Let's do this!

Uncle grandpa: all right, all

Right, step 82, wash my hair.

Sounds simple enough.

How's the family, alfonso?

Both: uncle grandpa!

Uncle grandpa: next up,

Shampoo my eyes!

Time for dr. Grandpa's original

Eye shampoo formula 67.

[ Squirt! ]

[ Sizzles ]

Oh, yeah!

[ Up-tempo music playing ]

Pizza steve: how are we gonna get in?!

Mr. Gus: I don't know!

It's locked!

Whoo-hoo! Party!

Mr. Gus: uncle grandpa, you

Got to get out of there!

Uncle grandpa: be out in four

Minutes!

Pizza steve: watch and learn,

Mr. Gus.

[ Toilet flushes ]

Uncle grandpa: ooh, I love

Feeling the burn!

[ Laughs ]

Mr. Gus: it's not working!

What do we do?!

[ Spits ] fire in the hole!

Uncle grandpa: bubbles!

[ Giggles ]

[ Rumbling ]

Mr. Gus: let's get out of here!

Uncle grandpa: [ laughs ]

Whoo-hoo!

Both: [ breathing heavily ]

Aah!

Uncle grandpa: cowabunga!

[ Laughs ] yeah!

Yeah!

Good morning!

[ All gasp ]

Party foul!

[ All screaming ]

Party tip number 19, man --

Neverparty in your birthday

Suit.

[ Grunts ] aah!

Uncle grandpa: did you say

Something, pizza steve?

[ Gasps ]

What happened?!

Mr. Gus: uncle grandpa, uh,

We can explain.

[ Chuckling nervously ]

[ Glass shatters ]

[ Shouts ]

[ Electricity crackles ]

[ Thunder rumbling ]

Uncle grandpa: no need to

Explain, guys.

I see what's going on here.

Mr. Gus: you do?!

Uncle grandpa: of course,

Sillies!

The rainy network is on!

[ Laughing ]

[ Laughing ]

I love this channel.

Come on, guys!

[ Breathing heavily ]

Mommy! [ Shouts ]

[ Breathing heavily ]

[ Siren wailing in distance ]

[ Hocks ]

[ Spits ]

I love each and every one of

You.

"And the kitty cat finally found

His way home."

"And he lived happily ever

After."

[ Swish! ]

[ Laughing ]

Heavens to betsy.

The first flower of spring.

I can't think of a more

Enchanting way to end this

Wonderful day than with a

[Gulps]

[ Coughing ]

Gross! [ Coughs ]

[ Hocks, spitting ]

[ Hocking ]

[ Spits, sighs ]

Ugh, you sir, are a dirtbag!

Come on, elizabeth!

[ Sighs ]

I'm a dirtbag.

Uncle grandpa: [ shivering ]

[ Blows ]

Man, it's freezing in here!

That's better.

That was quite delicious.