04x04 - Ring a Ding, Ding, Gone

[bunniefuu]

♪ Gina ♪

♪ Boo boo, wake up ♪

♪ Got a surprise for you ♪♪

Gina, I said wake up.

Oh, baby, wake up.

Whoo! Whoo!

Whoo!

Be cool. Be cool.

Be cool.

Oh...

Oh, baby.

I'm sorry.

I was having a bad dream.

Save it for the ring, tyson.

Whoo.

Gina, I had a bad dream, too.

For real?

Yeah, baby, it was terrible!

Gina, I dreamed I wasn't fine no more.

You so crazy!

Yeah.

Look at that.

My husband made me breakfast in bed.

Yeah, girl.

Give it to me. Give it to me!

I'll give it to you.

I like to do stuff like this for my wife.

That's why I got married.

Youaremy wife.

You are my best friend.

And I love you, man! I love you.

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♪ Martin ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Ooh, yeah, yeawhazzup!♪

♪ I'm the man ♪

Tin ♪♪

! Ohh! Yeah!

Check out the g*ns. Check out the g*ns!

I see 'em, but I don't think they loaded.

Ha ha ha ha!

Maybe we should use your b*llet head for ammunition.

All right, all right, all right.

Now check it out.

We got to work the upper body. Come on.

Stay focused. Stop joking.

Why you start rushing us

Just 'cause you got a few thick layers to work through?

I got to get home before moms.

I forgot to make my bed, and moms don't play that.

That's a damn shame.

A grown man still getting whuppings, man.

Whuppings? Please, man. Moms got a and good aim.

All right, here we go. Next set.

Hold on. Let me get my concentration.

Man.

Aah.

Hey, this thing is heavy.

O.k. Uh--uh--uh--uh.

Ah--ah.

Are you ready?

Yeah.

Get it up!

Sss! Speaking of getting it up.

Whoo!

Man!

Aah!

Hey!

Aah! Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

You damn fools!

Man!

Sorry, man.

Sorry.

What you all gonna do, man,

Help me out or watch the honeys all day?

Ain't nobody tell you to go and get married.

I'm glad I got married.

It's the best thing that ever happened to me.

I got a woman at home that always got my back.

I do, too, but I can still look.

Y'all might got somebody got y'alls back, but baby got...

♪ Backfield in motion... ♪♪

Whoo!

But you didn't notice, did you?

What?

She was c*ck.

I think it was her left eye

Looking every which-a-way.

Relationship wouldn't work out.

I guess she wack, too, huh?

She a'ight.

She got nosatall.

What's nosatall?

No a*s at all.

Y'all are cute.

Hey.

Hey.

But too bad you're married.

All the good ones usually are.

Ma'am--

Sister, we ain't married.

Damn, man, see what you did,

You and that damn wedding ring of yours.

Don't blame me 'cause you all can't get no woman.

It's not the ring.

I ain't never had a problem.

Uh-huh. Right. O.k.

I'm still going over to the treadmill to get my peek on.

I'm going with you, doll.

How you doing?

My name's dee.

Hey, dee. I'm martin.

Nice to meet you.

All right.

I'm sorry.

You're married?

I usually can spot a ring a mile away.

Nice to meet you anyway.

We can still be friends.

Oh, damn!

[Humming]

We got to get it open!

Why don't we--

It's cool. It's cool.

I don't feel like--

What's up, sheneneh, girl?

Not y'all.

Ha ha! Ha ha!

I be cracking myself so up, I be cracking myself...

Up.

Ha ha.

So what's the matter?

What?

Oh, her I'm talking to,

Whatever her name is.

What is your name?

You can't speak?

What are you trying to do,

Hide them yellow teeth of yours?

Whatever, sheneneh.

You know what? We'd better roll.

Hold up. Hold up. Hold up.

Why does she--

Skip to this side or move out my way so I can get there.

Why don't you slide and let me get here?

O.k.?

And get off of my back.

I say get off of my back.

Now, let me tell you something.

You take that bass out of your voice

When you're talking to me.

I realize you have not had your operation yet,

But act like a lady when you're talking to me.

I'm tired of getting disrespected by you and her!

[Barking]

[Barking]

Arf! All right!

I am really tired of you.

Sheneneh, you have given me problem after problem--

Oh, my god!

What's wrong with you?

Her breath!

It is so awful!

You need an enema.

Have you been eating garbage?

Sheneneh.

You're a trip. You're a trip.

We're not even going to let you stress us out.

We're going to lunch. Goodbye!

You already look stressed out, gina.

Yeah, yeah, I am.

I'm there.

You look stressed out.

While your man is at the gym working himself out,

Trying to keep tight,

Your hips are spreading like rumors.

Don't, don't, don't.

No. Calm down.

Your hips are not spreading, girl.

What?

She's just jealous 'cause

She don't have a ring on her finger.

I didn't hear what you said

With the hand over your mouth.

She said you don't have a ring or nothing,

And you just jealous.

Excuse me. Pardon me!

Excuse me?

You don't have a ring on your finger either.

So stop acting like you're better than everybody else

Before I put a ring around your damn eye!

I'm trying to keep myself together.

Keep it together.

Sheneneh-- I'm really tired of you!

Don't slam your door!

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

Mmm! Ohh! Ooh!

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

Yeah, yeah.

See, see,

I hear y'all voice, see?

See, I been doing this since I was a young'un.

So benching, that ain't nothing.

Let me introduce y'all to my boys. Tommy! Cole!

At your service!

How you doing?

Forget about them.

What is up with you?

What are you doing after you leave here?

I'm going home to my wife.

Oh, you're married.

You're damn skippy I'm married.

Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves trying to push up on me.

Now begone, home wreckers. Ba-boom!

Uh, ladies, only one of us is...

Martin, come on, man. What did you do that for?

What do I care, tommy?

My queen is at home chillin'.

But y'all right. The ring do scare women off.

I told you.

I took mine off to see if I still had it,

And I do.

I get more women on accident

Than y'all do on purpose.

Ah, get out of here, dude.

Wait a minute.

What's up, bro?

Cole, did I give you my ring?

No.

Cool. I'm just trippin', right?

Did I give it to you, big tom?

You trippin', 'cause you ain't give nothing to me.

Oh!

Aah!

Move!

Aah!

Everybody, be cool. Got to backtrack.

Let me think.

When I came in the gym, I was over here.

I was here.

Then I came here-- move your a*s!

Then I was here.

Ohh! My ring is gone!

The ring when you get married!

Gina, you home?

Gina ain't home.

Oh, man.

I hate to be the voice of reason,

But you should be honest and just tell gina the truth.

I can't tell gina I lost the ring.

Women ain't trying to hear that.

Yeah, you're right.

I got this friend-- he can duplicate any ring.

You just describe it to him.

For a brother who ain't got no job,

You sure got a lot of connections to the underworld.

Will you just listen, man?

I think I have an idea.

Hand me your wedding album.

There's a picture in here somewhere

Of you and gina showing off your rings.

It's about time your bald-headed reasoning paid off.

There it is. Look at that.

That's me. Damn, I look good.

Could you get me an x of this?

No, man! I'll get your a*s a x.

Now find the picture of the ring.

[Key turns in lock]

That's gina. Act like you're chillin'.

Hey.

Hey.

What's happening?

Isn't that sweet?

You guys are looking at our wedding pictures.

Yeah, that's right, baby.

And that was some special day.

That's all the brother ever talks about.

Uh, look, baby,

I'm about to take the wedding album to the barber shop

To show jim and al.

No, no, martin. Why can't they come here and see it?

Look, i--i got to go now.

I'll give you a ring-- a call!

A call-- I'll give you a call.

All right? See you later.

O.k. Later.

Bye, tommy.

So, baby, what you been up to today?

Uh...nothing, gina. Why?

No reason. I just missed you.

Martin, what are you doing

Feeling all up underneath the couch?

Checking for loose change.

You can never have enough change.

Martin, help me with the groceries, then, please?

Sure, we'll help you with the groceries.

Oh, man.

Whoa! You don't understand what i--

What's with the oven mitt?

What are you doing?

You ain't cold?

No.

Give me this.

What is wrong with you?

Why are you acting so silly?

Gina. Yeah?

Let me ask you a question.

What ever happened to that charm I gave you?

Oh, martin. I never take it off.

You know, I wouldn't be mad if you lost it.

Oh, I see where this is going.

Wh-wh-what you mean, gina?

What do I mean?

You lost the beeper I gave you, didn't you?

No, baby.

That's in the other room in the trash can.

Stop playing.

I'm sorry. It's just that gifts

Are really sentimental to me.

If I lost the charm, I'd be hurt,

But if I lost something like my wedding ring,

Oh, I'd die.

So, uh, you lost your ring, huh?

Yeah. I think I'll just tell gina the truth.

Well, the truth hurts.

Last time I told my wife the truth,

Caught a skillet right upside the head.

My uncle lost his wedding ring.

When he got home, he lost his finger, too.

Now he's only got three.

Y'all, check it out.

Hustle man is in the house.

[Singsthe good, the bad, and the uglytheme]

What you got for us today, hustle man?

What you need, chief?

I got food stamps, I got incense.

I got a greyhound bus in the parking lot.

A greyhound bus?

Don't ask questions, chief.

Hustle man, you got wedding rings?

That's right over there in the jewelry department.

Martin, maybe we should check those out.

He ain't gonna have no real ring.

Mine was custom-made, man.

See, now, there you go.

The hustle man is hurt.

How you gonna talk about my stuff like it's bootleg?

I thought me and you was down like stocking caps and waves.

Don't tell me that.

Martin, look at this one.

This one kind of looks like yours.

Oh, man.

Damn. It do kind of resemble the...

Wait a minute.

How do I know this ain't fake, hustle man?

How do you know it ain't fake?

Look through there, cuz.

Check the clarity on that, chief.

That's real ice dripping right there.

How much, man?

For you, give me gs, chief.

Man, gs!

Please! I'll give you .

Sold.

Martin thinks he has a maid around here, too.

He drops his gym bag on the floor, dirty clothes--

[Clink]

What's this, gina?

Give me that.

That's martin's wedding ring.

Damn, I knew martin was small,

But where's the rest of him?

Yo, martin?

I'll bet you he doesn't even know

That thing was in there.

And it's smudged up.

No, gina. You have to tell him.

And when he gets home, let him have it.

You know I will. I can't believe he could be so careless.

[Clink]

Oh, sh**t.

Pam?

Pam, I dropped martin's wedding ring down the drain.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

That would be funny, girl. Stop playing.

Pam, I'm serious! I dropped it down the drain!

I can't even see it.

How could you be so careless?

What am I going to do?

All right, calm down. Breathe.

We'll take the sink apart, get the ring out,

Put the sink back together again,

Bam, it's fine.

Good idea, pam. Ooh, I love you, girl!

Martin always said you were mr. Fix-it.

I'm sorry.

You better shut up and get me a wrench

And a clothes hanger.

Martin, you did the right thing

Not buying that fake ring.

I think you should have got it.

It looked just like yours.

No, man, no.

It said, "I love you, craig" on the inside.

Gina wouldn't have fell for that.

You right. She did go to college.

Look, man,

Me and gina took our vows with this ring.

I'm going to tell her the truth. I'm not going to lie.

I'm telling her about it.

It's the right thing to do.

Hey!

Hey.

What's happening, baby?

Gina, what are you doing?

Checking for loose change.

You--you know,

You can never have enough change.

What's up, y'all?

What the hell is pam doing back there?

What, are you giving her another flea bath?

Martin.

Actually, I was lowering the sink

So you can reach it.

I ain't with you right now. Can I talk to you?

I have something very important to tell you.

Can't nothing be more important

Than what I got to tell you.

This is very, very important. I don't know if--

Would y'all just get on with it

So I can go?

Shut it up.

You shut up.

Baby, um...

It's about your ring.

What about my ring?

Did she call the psychic hotline?

Baby, o.k., Look, I found your ring in the gym bag.

My ring.

Yeah.

I was cleaning it, and it accidentally fell down the drain.

Tommy, cole.

Yeah, yeah, y'all can go now. Begone. Be free.

Won't be needing you at all.

I'm going to get on about my ring.

Ha ha!

Pam, you can leave, too.

Your master's leaving.

I don't like you...

You evil little troll.

Get out of my way.

Uhh!

Damn!

Baby, I am so sorry.

Gina, we all get a little careless sometimes.

Everybody except me.

But, look, I don't want to talk about it.

That ring, gina, was a symbol of our vows and our love!

I know, martin! I'm sorry, o.k.?

I'll call a plumber. I'll get it out of the drain.

I was shining it up so it would look good on your finger.

Whoa.

Martin.

Yeah?

Yeah, dear. What?

What was the ring doing off your finger

In the first place?

Damn, that's a good question!

That's a good question, gina,

And I damn sure wish I had the answer.

Ha!

You know, martin--

Ha ha ha ha!

You know, martin,

The only time a married man takes off his ring

Is to see if he's still got it.

All right, all right!

Aah!

I took it off to see if I still had it!

It's not funny.

It's not funny.

But that's what I'm trying to tell you.

I still got it.

I still have you.

And you're here with me, and I love you.

And my ring, I'm glad you--

Suck up some more. I want more.

You want more?

Well, come on in the bedroom.

I'll give you more of what you want.

You better be glad I love you, boy.

You better be glad you found that ring.

I know. I know, martin.

I've been dealing with it all day.

You've been dealing with her breath all day?

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