03x27 - Love is a Beach

[bunniefuu]

[Metal detector beeping]

Just keep on moving, people!

Let's just keep on moving!

Now remember, our charter flights

Leave on time today.

So if you ain't on it, that's too damn bad.

You gots to kick it with old otis.

Hey, come back here, you!

What did you hear me telling you

About missing the charter flight?

All right.

You just hold on!

That's the problem

With you young girls today.

Don't want to listen to the old man.

O.k., I'm ready. Just search me.

Well, I am going to search you

If you give me a chance.

Slow down there, red foxx!

Gina, would you stop it?

Now just you wait.

I'm sorry!

You're not next in line.

I'm next!

Turn around, pay attention.

[Metal detector beeps]

Turn around there, girl.

[High-pitched beeping]

Damn there, girl!

You done blew up my damn super-sonic thing.

You--you--you--you hiding something

Back there in your cargo area, ain't you?

No!

Looks like you're smuggling two beach ba*ls

In your cargo area!

That'll get you two to five, girl!

Excuse me! Excuse me!

What is it?

Sir!

What is it?

What the hell you got to tell old otis?

My fiancé is holding our seats, o.k.?

We're late!

I don't care nothing about no fiancé.

That is fornication!

We're on our way to get married.

What?

Oh, that's a blessed event.

I don't give a damn, girl!

Now, that is fornication!

Forna what?

You going down today.

That's going to get you two to five.

I'll handle it.

Sir, what's the holdup?

What do you mean, "what's the holdup"?

You don't just step up like cole porter.

I ain't scared of you, boy.

Just 'cause you got a head like a b*llet

Don't make you a big shot!

You want some of me, boy?

I just wanted to tell you we're in a hurry.

We don't have weapons, so let us go.

Don't tell me you're in a hurry.

Old otis will break your damn block.

Hey, wait! What the...

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♪ Lawrence ♪♪

We're going in three minutes,

[Martin] oh, yeah! See?

[Gina] ooh!

Oh, ain't that beautiful?

Beautiful!

That's what you wanted, baby.

Yeah! Ha ha!

Go ahead.

Oh, I didn't mean to leave you hanging, partner.

Bam. All right.

Tip?

Tip? Tip your a*s on out the door.

What do you mean tip?

As much as this hotel room costs,

The tip should be in your salary, man!

You be wrong. You know that.

I am wrong?

You like that?

This is so nice!

We should have just skipped all that drama

And gotten married right here in the first place.

Look at this cute little refrigerator.

It's so small!

I think you could reach the top shelf on this.

I probably can.

Why don't you see

If there's some chuck wagon in there for you?

[Telephone rings]

Who's that? Nobody knows we're here.

Wait a minute.

[Disguises voice] hello?

Who's this?

[Tommy] it's me!

I'm calling from the bathroom, dawg!

Ha ha ha!

Martin, this is what I'm talking about, man!

See, this hotel reminds me of the one in paris.

You know-- first class all the way.

Oh, let me see.

We got free lotion and free shampoo.

Shampoo?

Why don't you just

Send your wig out to the cleaners?

Don't get it all caught up with this shampoo-type stuff--

Martin.

I don't think that's what you want.

Baby, you know what?

This is how I always pictured my wedding--

Simple, peaceful, and relaxed.

Yo! Yo! Check this out.

They got a spa here.

I'm going to get me a massage.

A massage is a good idea.

It'll get you all loosened up

For that bullfight tonight.

[Arguing]

Let's go see the view!

Let's see the view.

I'm with my wife-to-be. I ain't going to argue.

Ooh, this is spunky.

Ooh!

Hey, look at that!

Oh, it's so beautiful. What a beautiful beach.

Look at all those men snorkeling.

Hey, men don't snorkel on their backs, gina!

They ain't no damn snorkelers.

It's a nude beach, baby!

Put your drawers on!

Put your drawers on!

Yeah. Well, look, reverend watson,

I know it's going to be beautiful.

And I want to thank you

For hooking me and my baby up.

That's very nice of you.

We'll see you out there in a couple of hours.

Appreciate it. Thank you, reverend.

Ahh!

Is everything all set?

Everything's all set, boo.

They're going to send a limo to pick us up.

But, uh, the reverend

Is going to get his nephew to sing for us.

His nephew.

Can he sing, baby?

Oh, they say the boy bad.

They say the boy get down.

They say his vocals-- ♪ whooo ♪♪

Don't worry. It's going to be cool.

You're going to get everything you wanted.

I really wish our families could have been here.

Yeah, well, mama's going to drop-kick me

In the chest when she catch me!

Ow! Ow!

Waah!

But that's an a*s-whipping I'd gladly take for you.

Thank you.

You know what, martin?

What's that?

We're really going to do this.

Are you nervous?

Yeah, yeah.

I mean, you know,

A little nervous about the wedding.

But I ain't got no doubt

About spending the rest of my life with you.

From the exact moment I met you,

I knew you were the one for me, martin.

Well, maybe not the exact moment.

It did take a couple of days.

As a matter of fact,

You were on my nerves for the first couple of days.

It took me a minute to get used to your dome.

No!

Honey!

It took me a little while to get around it, but hey...

I grew into it.

Yes, you did, and I love it.

It's beautiful.

I love you.

I love you.

Mmm. Girl?

Mmm.

Mmm, mmm.

Hey!

No honeymoon right now. No!

Damn!

You just hold your horses.

Yeah.

Damn.

Come on, martin!

You don't want to be late for your own wedding.

Ah ha ha.

Just look at us, man.

Yeah, yeah.

We are two good-looking brothers!

Yeah, yeah.

I do look good, don't i?

Check this out.

You know what?

I haven't seen you dressed like this

Since you were on your way to the prom.

The difference is I'm getting busy right after this, bro.

That going to be my wife.

I'm here. You know what I mean?

Man, we have been rolling together...

For a long time.

Yeah, yeah, young 'uns, man.

I've watched you grow from a boy into a man.

I'm proud of you, brother.

We're brothers forever, man.

Thank you, brother.

Yeah.

Thank you, man. Thank you, man.

Yeah.

You all right over there, tom?

Yeah, you know, it's just...sinuses.

How about you? You all right?

Who, me?

Uh, yeah, sure.

Whoo! I'm cooler than a bug.

Well, uh...look, man...

I'm about ready to marry this woman.

Great.

I'm going to go get the elevator, all right?

Yeah, yeah.

Do that.

All right.

Ahh!

Whew!

Ahem. Ah!

Yeah!

Gina, baby,

I'm about to head down to the beach,

Make sure everything's straight.

You cool?

Yeah, I'm cool.

I can't wait for you to see the dress, baby.

It looks beautiful.

I'll bet youlook beautiful.

I love you!

I--i love you.

I'll see you down there, all right?

O.k.

I love you.

I love you, too.

Ready to do this.

Damn. It's going to be the last time i...

I get my boogie before I'm a married man.

Better go on...big boogie by myself now.

I do.

I do.

I do.

O.k. I think they're gone, girl.

The coast is clear.

You got to help me get this headpiece on.

I know the limo driver is here by now.

Just relax. You keep shaking.

Pam, I can't help it.

I am so nervous.

I can't believe this day is finally here.

Me either, girl.

You and martin have been through so many different changes.

And I have to thank you 'cause through it all,

You have always been there for me.

You're like a sister to me.

You are, too, gina.

Don't ever tell martin I said this,

But I think you two make a great couple,

And I'm very, very happy for you.

You do?

Yep.

Thank you.

You're my girl!

Mine, too.

Just promise me one thing.

What?

Don't have any kids!

It's got to stop somewhere!

Stop it! Shut up!

I'm just kidding. Just kidding.

I'm going to open me up

One of these $ cans of soda.

Please don't do that!

You know how expensive those things are.

sh**t. You only get married once.

And besides, "small bunion" is paying.

Aah!

Oh! My dress!

My dress!

Oh, my god! Pam!

I didn't mean to--

Oh, my god!

We're sisters, remember?

Sisters?

Whew!

All right.

Ooh.

You do realize that,

Now that you and gina are getting married,

It puts the pressure on me

To ask pam the big question.

Hey, I want to ask pam a big question.

Was she born in a nest or a cave, man?

Martin, why do you always start with that?

All right, look, look. I got to tell you--

I know that I mess with pam a lot,

But I got to tell you,

I think...no.

I knowyou got yourself a good woman there.

Well, thanks, bro!

Don't tell her I said it.

Of course not!

You're all right!

Oh, too bad cole couldn't make it.

It's just like cole

To go on the wrong damn flight.

[Bang]

Hey, hey, hey.

All right. Now, that's funny.

Now stop playing with the brakes on this elevator.

There are no brakes on the elevator.

What?

O.k. Just relax. Just relax.

Tell me this elevator's not stuck, tom.

O.k. The elevator's not stuck.

Then why ain't no numbers moving, man?

What am I going to do, pam?

Maybe you can wear that new bikini.

Don't play with me.

This is my wedding day.

Come on, gina.

After all, it is white.

Pam! Martin is probably down at the beach

Thinking I stood him up!

Gina, would you please stop stressing, o.k.?

I'm sure that this man will get the stain out.

But even if he doesn't,

It's not about the dress.

It's about you marrying the man you love, girl.

O.k., You're right. It's not about the dress.

I'd marry martin in a towel if I had to.

That's the spirit, girl.

Whoops!

What's up with the smoke?

No! No! No!

Aah!

Look what's happened to my dress, pam!

Look at the hole!

Just calm down.

I am going to be a*s out on my wedding day!

No! No! Be calm.

Be calm. It's o.k.

I need to take this time out.

To beat his a*s!

We're stuck, man!

Martin, calm down, o.k.?

Everything's going to work out, o.k.?

No. Nah. Nah.

What do you mean?

This is a sign, man!

Oh, come on, man!

Tommy, maybe this is a big mistake, o.k.?

What?

Maybe it's just not the time!

They ain't ready to put me

In the marriage thing, man!

What if gina don't love me for me?

Martin, this is crazy!

You know gina don't want you for your money

'Cause...you ain't got none!

How are we going to get out of this elevator?

Now you tell me how we're going to get out.

Relax, o.k.? It'll be fine.

Don't worry.

Everything's going to be all right.

Rrrr!

What do you want to get all mad at me for?

That's the man upstairs, man!

That's not no man upstairs!

It's the elevator man!

That's what I said, man!

He's upstairs. He should have his a*s downstairs!

Step on it, man!

We got a wedding to go to.

Ah...reverend, how are you?

How do you feel?

I feel good.

Good to see you.

Ready to do this.

Are you?

Are you ready?

You got the ring?

No. I got the ring.

O.k.

This is good.

♪ You are so beautiful ♪

♪ Yes ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ Yes ♪

♪ You are so beautiful ♪

♪ Darling ♪

♪ Yes ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ Can't you see? ♪

♪ Can't you see... ♪

Step!

Gina! Gina! Gina! Gina! Gina!

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ And you're everything ♪

♪ I need ♪

♪ And you are so beautiful ♪

♪ Hmm-mm-mm ♪

♪ And, girl, you can count on me ♪

♪ From here to eternity... ♪

Gina...

Will you marry me?

Yes, martin. Yes.

♪ So beautiful to me ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Me ♪♪

Martin, I cannot believe the minister's nephew is babyface.

And he's singing at our wedding!

I know. I know.

Are you two ready?

Yeah, yeah.

I know I am, reverend.

You...you look beautiful, baby.

Thank you, martin.

Pam's got skills with a needle and thread.

Yeah. Ha ha.

I'm ready.

Dearly beloved...

We are gathered here today in celebration

Of this marriage, this...sacred union

Of martin payne and gina waters.

Two... Lovely young people

Who have prepared their own vows.

Sister gina.

I, gina...

Take you, martin, to be my husband

To love, honor, and respect you.

I am yours and only yours forever and a day.

Brother martin.

I, martin...

Take you, gina, to be my wife

To love, honor, and respect you forever.

I'm proud to say you are mine...

And I'm prouder to say...i'm yours.

[Sighs]

Will you now exchange rings?

Thank you.

With these vows...

And by the power vested in me,

I now pronounce you husband and wife.

You may now kiss your beautiful bride.

Ooh, yeah!

Uh-huh.

I love you.

I love you, gina.

♪ And, girl, you can count on me ♪

♪ From here to eternity ♪

♪ You will always, always be ♪

♪ So beautiful to me ♪

♪ Eee-eee ♪

♪ Eee-eee ♪