03x12 - Lockin' Boots

[bunniefuu]

What's up, y'all?

What's up, y'all?

Hey!

What's up, guys?

What's up? Move, move.

See, you keep playin', I'll--

Ready to check out wedding invitations?

In a minute. Martin!

What y'all doing today?

Thinking about doing a little shopping.

I hear the new air jordans are all that.

Yeah, they're all right.

All right?

Mm-hmm.

They're better than them scare jordans you got.

Don't air jordans cost over $?

Ha ha!

$?

You maybe get one shoe for $!

I don't know that you'd get much more than that.

You could get the same shoe at shoe barn for ..

Just go through the barrel and match 'em up.

Gina, it might look the same,

But I don't think they're air jordans.

They ain't. And I ain't about to be caught

Walking around in a pair of air wax.

It just doesn't make sense

To pay that much for sneakers.

Baby, do you know who I am?

Gina, I got to represent.

I can't have them disrespecting my feet,

Especially if I'm stompin' with the big dogs.

I want to stomp and represent, too,

But we made a deal, remember?

Neither one takes out more than $ unless we both agree.

I want to be out there shopping, too,

But I'm willing to sacrifice for our wedding,

Martin.

Gina, ba-baby, you don't understand.

I need these shoes.

Baby, they got features.

They're so light you don't even know you're wearing them.

In the air, gina.

You here, and...

Lay up.

Post up--bop!

You here.

You know, it's a game!

Baby, if you don't know you're wearing them,

Why do you need them?

To go around ya.

To go around ya.

For all that money, I hope they make you taller.

Nap-oleon.

Nap-oleon, huh?

I crack myself up.

Yeah, you do.

But I guess you would know about shoes.

You fetched enough slippers in your lifetime...

Flipper.

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♪ Lawrence ♪♪

We're going in three minutes,

What are you staring at?

That cop over there.

Girl, you need to quit.

Uh-uh, he's putting a boot on your car.

What? No!

Officer, I'm moving it, o.k.?

Lady, you've got $ in outstanding parking tickets.

Yo, gina, that's straight up irresponsible.

Look, sir, I'm sorry.

That can't be right.

I don't make mistakes.

I ran a check on your license plate,

And, uh, you owe the city six big ones.

How do I get this off my car?

Pay the fines, and we'll have it off first thing monday.

Now, you have yourself a nice weekend.

Great! $.

Gina, you're at the bank. Go do what you gotta do.

I can't take out that much.

After everything I said to martin, please!

He'll have a fit.

Uhh, uhh!

Aah, uhh-uhh-uhh!

Stop it.

Switch it.

Jerome's got a new tune.

These days

I'm scratchin'

And samplin'.

I say jerome--

♪ I say jerome-rome-rome ♪

♪ Diddy-diddy-diddy rome di-dah di-dah ♪

♪ I say jerome's in the house ♪

♪ Watch your mouth ♪

♪ Without a doubt ♪

♪ Da-da-da rome dah ♪

♪ Ahh ♪♪

Ahh, what's happenin'?

Whazzup now, girl?

Watch your mouth.

Ahh.

Hey, jerome.

All right.

What you doin' here, brother?

Well, I just came here to make me a little withdrawal.

I'm in the money!

Wait. Jerome...

Can we talk to you for a second?

What, y'all need a ride with me?

Let me get my head together first.

What? What are you doing?

Love it. Love it. Love it.

Jerome?

Rr-rruff!

Jerome!

Yeah! Girl, girl, you got more curves

Than a bottle of coke.

And that ain't no jo-o-oke!

Ahh! Jiggle, jiggle, juggle.

Jerome in the house!

Can we just get down to business, brother?

Y'all ain't out here trickin, is ya?

You sellin' that thang?

I'm not sellin' nothin'!

No, no, no, no!

What up?

I can't believe I'm doing this.

Jerome, um...

I'm a little short of cash right now.

Could I borrow $?

Whoa, wait a minute.

You don't really know me like that.

Jerome, we go way back.

If I was your man, then we could--

I can't tell him, o.k.? Now come on.

Romey rome always love to help the ladies.

O.k., O.k., You need some ciz-ash?

Romey rome goin' to the stiz-ash.

Hey! That's my car.

That's you?

Yeah, leave that alone.

O.k., Let me jump off that.

O.k., Let's see. Excuse me a minute.

I need to do something.

I don't wanna be rude. O.k.!

O.k. Let's see.

We got your here. We got your there.

Yes! Yes! Thank you, thank you, jerome.

Now, now.

I don't mind giving you my money

And all my honey. What brandy say?

♪ I wanna be down ♪♪

Jerome, thank you so much.

That's very nice of you.

You do realize

I gave you today?

You give me , next week.

Jerome, that's way too high!

Too high?

I got overhead, mella yella.

I'm thinkin' about gettin' me a new gold toof-us.

Should it be right there?

Or right here?

Over here?

No! No, thank you! Forget it!

Come on, pam. Let's go.

Jerome, that's whacked, that's foul.

I can't believe you.

I'm not even her man.

I know, but you could have helped the sister out.

Look, look, junk in the trunk.

I'll be real with you.

It's the holidays, right?

Yeah.

Let's me and you go make a miracle on th street.

Jerome...

Jerome, look, look.

Oh, -, I got to go!

I'm on the real!

[Telephone rings]

Hello.

Hey, hey, pam.

Oh, hold on.

It's your man, pam.

Just gimme this phone, martin.

Hey, baby, what's up?

Hmm?

No, no, he's not listening. What's up?

What?

Damn, that's messed up.

She did?

Oh, no. No, I ain't gonna tell nobody, baby.

Honey, it--

No, no. It's just between you and me.

O.k., All right. Talk to you later.

What was that all about, tommy?

Er, uh...

Wrong number.

Er, uh...

Wrong number, huh?

That's right.

Come on, man. That was pam.

How you gonna play me, head sanford?

What's happenin'? What's goin' on?

She asked me not to tell you.

O.k. I can respect that.

Some brothers gotta do

What their woman tell 'em to do.

I can understand. Respect that out of respect.

Ha ha.

Hold it, brother.

What you tryin' to say?

I mean, what you tryin' to say?

Well, whoa, ooh, you, huh?

I'm just sayin' if pam pulls the strings in a relationship,

I respect that.

I'm cool with it.

That's all you--

No, no, no, no.

You talkin' about pullin' strings?

I ain't no damn puppet.

I'm just sayin' if the woman wears the dockers,

I mean, that's on you.

I mean, what you got on-- the sassoons?

That's all I'm sayin', my man.

That's all I'm sayin'.

Ooh, but I'm cool-- I'm cool with it.

Hold up, martin.

It ain't like that with me and pam, man.

If I wanna tell you

That gina took $ out of y'alls bank account

To pay for a boot on her car she can't take off till monday,

Then I will tell you.

And I don't give a damn what pam got to say about that.

And you didn't hear that from me.

Gina wants to play her little games, does she?

O.k.--Aah!

Oh! Hey, baby!

Guess who I am, gina?

Guess who I am?

I don't know. Magic jordan, shaquille o'barkley--

One of them bald-headed brothers.

Martin, um, so, you went and got the new shoes?

You think I didn't when I did?

Ha ha!

And a new sweat suit and sweatshirt?

How much did all this cost you?

I don't know. I'd say, uh,

Everything including the sweatshirt...

sh**t. Let me think.

Um...

I'd say it came up to about $, $.

Yeah, yeah.

You took that money out of our account without telling me?

I thought we agreed, neither one of us would...

Um...

Neither one of us would what, baby?

Huh?

Uh...uh...

Come on, talk to me.

Bump the gums! Bump the gums!

It's just that, um--

Nothing.

Anything unusual happen with you today?

Me?

Yes.

Nothing happened with me.

O.k. I gotta roll back out, get a few things...

Let's take your car.

Oh, no, I can't do that.

I'm too tired, baby. I can't.

Oh, o.k. I'll go by myself.

Just gimme your keys.

I gotta go to the cleaners.

Why you wanna take my car?

Because tommy left his car at work,

So I let him borrow mine. Gimme your keys.

You can't borrow my car because, um...

Oh, yeah, I have some errands to run,

So I'll take the clothes for you.

Whoa, wait! You're taking me on a doozie.

You just said you were tired.

Now you're runnin' errands.

I'm straight now. I got my second wind.

Right.

So, I'll take the clothes to the cleaners

On my way to pam's house, o.k.?

You're foolin' me once again.

You're pointin' that way.

Which direction does pam live in?

I thought she lived the other way.

You thought I meant pam?

As in pamela james?

No. I was talkin' about my other friend pam...

Eeka.

Pam-eeka.

Pam-eeka.

Yeah.

I don't believe I know her.

You don't know her.

Oh.

Oh, o.k., Well, uh--

Gimme the keys. I'll take--

I'll take it for you.

I can't have my woman runnin' my errands.

I'm happy to do it. Now, come on!

Damn! You got a hell of a grip!

Whoo! Take it.

I don't wanna fight. I don't wanna fight.

Girl, excuse me.

You goin'?

All right.

I'm gonna go now.

O.k., But you gone and knocked me to the floor.

Gina! What?

You don't have to rush off so quick.

It's not like I'm givin' you the boot.

It's not like I'm givin' you the boot.

[Panting]

They said your clothes would be ready by tuesday.

[Panting]

By tuesday?

Yeah.

Damn, baby.

You smell like you been ridin' on the back of a bus.

Bus?

No! I haven't been on a bus.

No, that's just my new body oil.

What is it, valvoline?

Gina, you know what?

I forgot to give you my jacket

To take to the cleaners.

I'll run it down there.

I'll take it for you.

No, gina, baby!

No. Sit down, gina.

Baby, rest yourself.

You're tired. Rest yourself.

I got all these errands to run.

I gotta get me a hammer,

Go to the mall, get me a water hose,

Pop tarts,

And, baby, a wheelbarrow.

A wheelbarrow?

What do you need a wheelbarrow for?

For the sack of potatoes I'm gonna need.

Potatoes?

What--are you crazy?

No. You been runnin' all day.

I ain't eaten nothin'. I want some tater skins.

I wanna cut 'em fresh.

Now, gimme the keys.

No, no, no, no!

No, no, martin, no!

You can't borrow my car--

And anyway,

I had left my wallet over at pam's--

Uh, eeka's.

Pam-eeka's.

Man, just gimme the damn jacket!

[Stereo plays we want bootsy]

♪ [Imitating guitar] bootsy ♪

♪ ...bootsy ♪

♪ ...bootsy ♪♪

Check it out, gina!

The boot, I got his greatest hits.

Martin, I got-- I got your stuff.

Say what?

I got all your stuff.

You got my stuff?

Yeah.

Wait a minute, baby.

This is not a -foot house.

Gimme the key. I'll go get it myself.

Martin...

[Panting]

I went to every hardware store in the city.

Yeah.

There ain't no such thing... All right?

Baby.

Hey!

What--what-- what's wrong?

I think I need a drink of water.

That's it.

Thirsty?

Aw, gina, no, no.

I--i--i know what's wrong, gina.

Oh! You do?

Right. I know what you need-- some ice cream.

Gimme the keys.

No! I don't want no ice cream!

Sure, you do. Gimme the keys!

No, no, no! All right, martin, all right!

I can't take it no more!

What?

I got a boot!

And I took $ out of our account

Without telling you, all right? There, I said it!

Wahhhh...

Baby!

Oh, I know, I know!

It's a rough one on you, I know.

Hey, try not to slobber on the sweatshirt.

Sorry.

It's o.k. It's cool. Sit down.

And look what happened.

Oh, your heel broke.

And broke the heel.

From the good shoes?

No. I was runnin' for a bus,

And the bus full of little kids was laughin'.

Let me see your shoe.

See? It's all gone.

Oh, baby, it looks weird without a heel.

Well, you can walk on your front sole,

On your ball of your foot, that's all.

Yes. That's what I was tryin'. It hurts.

O.k., Don't wear it.

Here, take the shoe.

Listen.

Baby? Baby.

Yes?

Next time something like this happens,

I'm your man. Come to me.

I couldn't do it because I'd told you

Not to buy the shoes,

And I knew you'd throw this in my face.

I wasn't gonna do that.

That's not-- that's not me.

Huh?

Ha ha ha ha!

Gina, I'll tell you, I didn't even get mad

When I found out from tommy this afternoon.

That's when I really felt worse.

That's when I was laugh--

I'm gonna get her! I'm gonna get her!

This afternoon?

Yeah. Yeah.

Martin, you knew I didn't have a car,

And you sent me runnin' around the city like flo jo?

I didn't send you runnin' nowhere.

You volunteered.

Martin, I messed up my hair! I broke my heel!

You know how hard it is

To get a wheelbarrow on a bus?

You think that's funny?

Yes, gina, I think it's hilarious!

Baby, think about it!

What do I need a water hose for?

We ain't got no damn lawn.

All right, martin, you got me, all right?

You think I didn't when I did?

Baby, baby, baby, you got to be more careful.

Gina, I never got a boot,

And I don't even pay my tickets.

You don't pay your tickets.

No, girl, please. I park where I damn well please.

If I get a ticket, rip, rip-- I tears it up.

I probably got four or five tickets on your car alone.

You know?

That's on the really real.

You got tickets on--on my car?

Sure! They can't do nothin' to me!

I'm in yourcar!

Please! Step off!

Yes...they can... Martin.

They can't do nothin' to you,

But they can put a boot--

Uhh!

On my car because of your tickets!

Yourtickets, man!

Wait, wait. Let me go to the thinkin' thing for a second.

You--you--o.k., You mean to tell me

If--if-- if I get a ticket on your car...

Youget a boot?

Bing!

Yes!

Look, I'm gonna go water somebody's lawn.

No, brother, let me talk to you for a minute!

Martin, don't you need this hammer?

Baby, come on out.

I want to see how your new outfit looks.

Ow!

Ouch!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow! Ow!

Ow!

Ow, gina! These shoes hurt my feet!

I feel like my toes is goin' numb!

Ow!

[Sobs]

Oh, martin, stop it. Just stop.

Baby, this suit don't feel like it hang right.

Gina, look.

Martin!

What?

It's fine, baby,

And the stuff's a lot cheaper at the shoe barn.

You know? It's just slightly irregular.

Yeah? Yeah.

All right, so you-- you really think so?

Oh, yeah, martin.

So we save money, and it looks just as good

As all the other stuff-- the high-price stuff.

Right. Nobody can tell the difference.

My partner's waitin' on me in the hall

So we can play ball,

But it don't matter what kind of clothes you got.

It's your game 'cause you got skills,

And we know I got skills.

I'm gonna go ahead and play. You know?

I'm probably gonna step on out there--

Rock on valerio--

Ooh, ooh, on a finger roll.

I'm gonna roll.

All right, baby, you do that.

All right.

Ha ha ha ha!

We ain't goin' nowhere with you lookin' like that!

Who's that, hobo kelly?

You wear--ha ha!

[Martin] aah!

[Sobbing]