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02x14 - The Gotham Guardians

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Batwheels". Aired: September 17, 2022 – present.*
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The Bat-Family's vehicles are brought to life by the Batcomputer to form the "Batwheels", a team led by the Batmobile or "Bam", to fight crime in Gotham City.

02x14 - The Gotham Guardians

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♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi
Redbird and Wing ♪

♪ Burning bat-rubber
Is their favorite thing ♪

♪ If turbocharged action's
What you really crave ♪

♪ They're fired up and ready
Down in the Batcave ♪

♪ They're the Batwheels
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪

♪ Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪

♪ Batwheels
They look great in black ♪

♪ Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪

[Batmobile reading]

Bam! The Batcave's
almost ready

for our Friendship Day party.

Are our friends there yet?

I told them all
to meet me here.

[loud rumble]

Ooh! There's only
one car I know

that can shake
the ground like that.

[loud rumble]

Hm.

Hey, Grundy.
It's great to see you.

-Is everything okay?
-[Grundy] Ha!

Grundy, glad to see Bam!

Grundy okay.

But something in trees

and it watching Grundy.

[giggles]

-Ahh! [chuckles] Kitty.
-Tag, tag, tag, tag.

Ah-ha! Tag, you're it!

What "it" mean?

And how Bam "it"?

Grundy want to learn tag.

Kitty, this is
my friend Grundy.

Wow! You're really big.

You really small.

[gasps]

Ooh, is it a bird?

[Grundy] Grundy think
it plane.

No, it's... Oh, wait.

Yes, it is a plane.

It's Green Arrow's
Arrowplane, Goldie.

Shimmering,
sparkling rainbows!

It's good to see you, Bam.

Hey, Goldie.
Meet Kitty and Grundy.

Goldie! Ooh, you're so shiny.

I love shiny.

Shiny, shiny, shiny.

I love your playful
energy, Kitty.

And Grundy, you're the most
ginormous truck I've ever seen.

[chuckles]

Grundy get that a lot.

[engine revving]

Oh! Nightbike has arrived!

-Whoa! Amazing.
-Flashy entrance.

[groans] Grundy not see.
Do again.

Great to see you, Nightbike.

Meet Goldie, Kitty and Grundy.

Yo. Nice to meet youse all.

Okay. You're probably
all wondering

why I called you here.

Today is Batwheels
Friendship Day.

And each of you have been
a great friend

to the Batwheels.

So we'd like to invite you

to the Batcave for a big party.

-Oh, Nightbike is so there!
-Ooh, party.

-Yes! Yes!
-Party!

Wah-wah! With my new
Force Field Flinger,

the Batwheels will be trapped
in their precious Batcave

and we can do whatever we want.

-[alarm beeps]
-[Batcomputer] Alert.

[Buff] What's wrong, BC?

[Batcomputer] My scanners
have picked up some

suspicious activity
just outside the Batcave.

[Buff] Oh, no!
The Legion of Zoom.

[Batwing] Whatever they're
up to, it can't be good.

Let's find out.

[all] Whoa!

Whoa!

[loud crash]

We can't get out.

[quacking]

Bam! The Legion of Zoom

put a force field
around the Batcave

and no one can get in or out.

What? Is everyone okay?

We're fine.
But we need your help

getting that flinger thingy
back from the Zoomers,

so we can turn
the force field off.

But I can't take on
the Legion of Zoom

without the rest
of the Batwheels.

Hey, maybe I can ask
our friends for help.

-[all giggling]
-[loud rumble]

I'm not really sure they'll
make a good team, though.

They will with you
as their leader, Bam.

A good leader understands
their team's strengths

and helps them be their best.

You do that with the Batwheels
all the time.

I guess I can give it a try.

Hey, everyone.
Batwheels need help

and I can't take on
the Legion of Zoom by myself.

We might stand a chance
if we work together.

Will you help me?

-Of course.
-Nightbike's in.

-Ooh, team up!
-Grundy help friends.

Awesome. I know teaming up
to fight crime

might be new for some of you,
but just follow my lead.

Bam, the Zoomers
have been spotted

near the Cobblepot
construction site.

Thanks, BC.

Okay, put your tires in.

On three, high five...
let's drive.

One, two, three.

High five...

[all] Let's drive!

Uh-oh.

[loud crash]

Okay, yeah, that...
That needs work.

[all laughing]

Stop right there, Zoomers.

Batwheels! But how?

Wait a minute.
That's Bam, but...

those aren't the Batwheels.

You're right.

This team is made up
of the Batwheels'
closest friends.

Ugh! Great, just what we need.

More good guys.

All right, everyone,

let's grab that force field
device on three.

-Ready? One, two...
-Ooh! It's a ducky!

-Squeak!
-Kitty!

Zoomers, scatter!

You almost got him, Goldie.

Try to catch him
with your electro-net.

You mean like Batwing has?

-I don't have one of those.
-[device beeping]

Black jelly beans!

Oh! Nightbike
is not a dirt bike.

Nightbike try going
into four-wheel mode.

Nightbike can't do that.

That's Bibi's thing.

[laughing]

Grundy, use your winch.

Huh? Grundy no have winch.

Whoa! Whoa!

What about Batskates?

I don't have those.

[chuckles]

Ugh!

Kitty, try using
your Bat-O-Flage

to sneak up on Ducky
and surprise him.

Ooh! What's Bat-O-Flage?

Is that to be invisible?

I can pretend to be invisible.

Grr, I'm invisible Kitty now.

You can't see me. Rawr!

What? A sneaky feline?

[giggles]

-Ta-ta, Batwheels!
-[villains laugh]

Snowy, give this new team
of goody-goodies

the cold shoulder.

[villains laugh]

[Nightbike] This is not cool.

-[loud thud]
-Ugh! [sighs]

Leading a new team
is harder than I thought.

Maybe I was trying too hard

to lead them
like the Batwheels.

Hey, everyone,
I know that last round

with the Zoomers
didn't go so well.

But I might have an idea
for how to break the ice dome.

Goldie, I know you don't
have an electro-net,

but try firing your strongest
arrow at the ice.

You got it. Arrows away!

Yeah!

Nightbike, your chain
is super cool.

Think you can use it to nail
the arrow in farther?

Oh! Nightbike's got this!

[clanging]

That was great!

Kitty, try hanging on
the arrow with your tail.

[giggling] Ooh!
Kitty tail time.

Hi-ya! [meows]

And, Grundy, slam.

[chuckles] Grundy thought
Bam never ask.

-[loud rumble]
-Slam!

All right.
And now it's my turn.

[crackling]

You did great!

Sorry about trying to lead you
like you were the Batwheels.

From now on, we'll focus
on your special strengths.

-Don't sweat it, Bam.
-We're new to this

-whole "team" thing too.
-Grundy forgive.

You know, every special team
needs its own special name.

How about Nightbike's Knights?

Or The Sparkle Bunch?

The Kitty Kats.

-Rawr!
-Hm.

Grundy Team?

[chuckles] Or maybe...

The Gotham Guardians.

-[all cheer]
-Nightbike likes it.

Okay, Gotham Guardians,

high five...

[all] Let's drive!

What? I thought
we iced you out.

How did you...

I think you'll find
we're full of surprises.

Grundy, now!

-Grundy big slam!
-[loud rumble]

[Ducky quacks]

Ah! That's
the Force Field Flinger.

Let's get it, Guardians.

Ooh, yes! Keep away!

It's mine now,

-you can't get it.
-This annoying kitty car

-won't stay in one place!
-Whoo!

Can't get me!

You're a slowpoke,
la-la-la-la-la.

Way to go, Kitty.

Goldie, your time to shine.

[villains exclaiming]

Nightbike, chain 'em up.

Nightbike's got this.

[gasps]

Bested by a bunch of amateurs!

Impossible!

Not to mention embarrassing.

[siren blaring]

Great job, Guardians.
You were amazing.

[Kitty] You too, Bammy.

You're the bestest leader!

Couldn't have done
it without ya.

Bam lead good.

What do you say we head
to the Batcave,

turn off the force field

and have ourselves a party?

[all cheering]

Okay, Gotham Guardians,

high five...

[all] Let's drive!

[giggling]

[giggles]

Yeah! Whoo-hoo!

Oh, it's party time!

[giggling]

Watch out for Kitty.

[loud rumble]

-Tag!
-Ooh!

Does this mean Grundy "it"?

Yes! You know how to play
Tag now, Grundy!

-[laughing]
-You can't catch me.

You can't run. I get you!

[chuckles] I gonna get you.

Hey, everyone, gather around.

Batwheels can't thank you
all enough for your help.

So if you ever need our help,

you can call
the Batwheels anytime.

Oh, thanks, Bam.

But we kind of made
a great team, too.

So if the Batwheels
ever need back up...

Bammy, can call
the Gotham Guardians.

Aha!

Now everyone "it."

[chuckles] Yay!

[all laughing]

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪