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11x05 - Pups Save the Director/Pups Save the Super Cows

Episode transcripts for the TV show "PAW Patrol". Aired: August 12, 2013 - present.*
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A group of six rescue dogs, led by a tech-savvy boy named Ryder, has adventures in "PAW Patrol."

11x05 - Pups Save the Director/Pups Save the Super Cows

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♪ PAW Patrol, PAW Patrol ♪

♪ We'll be there on the double ♪

♪ Whenever there's a problem ♪

♪ Round Adventure Bay ♪

♪ Ryder and his team of pups ♪

♪ Will come and save the day ♪

♪ Marshall, Rubble, Chase, Rocky, Zuma, Skye ♪

♪ Yeah, they're on the way ♪

♪ PAW Patrol, PAW Patrol ♪

♪ Whenever you're in trouble ♪

♪ PAW Patrol, PAW Patrol ♪

♪ We'll be there on the double ♪

♪ No job is too big, no pup is too small ♪

♪ PAW Patrol, we're on a roll ♪

♪ So here we go, PAW Patrol, whoa-oh-oh ♪

♪ PAW Patrol, whoa-oh-oh-oh, PAW Patrol ♪

TV NARRATOR: Those who have seen this mysterious creature

say it has purple fur and big feet,

but no one knows what to call it.

Wait. We know who that is.

It's the Humsquatch.

[Sniffing]

TV NARRATOR: While it usually keeps to itself,

it may be lured out of the fog by the smell of food.

Listen to its hungry growl.

[Roaring]

Whoa!

[Stomach growling]

[Rubble's stomach growling]

I thought that sounded familiar.

[All laughing]

[Munching]

[Gobbling]

MAYOR HUMDINGER: Kitties, stop watching that show

and help me pick out an outfit.

[Meowing]

TV NARRATOR: In one reported instance,

it followed the smell of cat food right into someone's home.

- [Stomach growling] - [Slurping]

Today is my Hummy Mummy and Me Day,

a special day for me and my Hummy Mummy,

and I don't know which suit to wear!

[Meowing]

The purple one?

- [Meowing] - Of course!

Thanks, kitties.

Now, go back to your show.

[Slamming]

WOMAN ON TV: So, I turned around,

and there it was,

eating up all my cat food.

- [Roaring] - [Yowling]

MAYOR HUMDINGER: What's going on in there?

[Screeching]

[Roaring]

[Clanging]

WOMAN: Hummy Gummy!

[Tires screeching]

Your Hummy Mummy is here!

- [Humsquatch roaring] - Ah!

Ooh! Oh! Oops!

- Oh, my new glasses! - [Crunching]

HUMSQUATCH: Huh?

HELGA: Oh! Ooh.

It's okay.

I can get another pair after our big day.

[Grumbling]

Now, give your Hummy Mummy a hug.

HUMSQUATCH: Huh?

Mm. Mm.

HELGA: So, what should we do first

on our Hummy Mummy and Me day?

[Gasping] An extra-special, super-scrumptious lunch?

[Stomach growling]

[Humsquatch rumbling]

Use your words, dear.

- [Humsquatch rumbling] - [Tires screeching]

Wait, Hummy Mummy!

Where are you going without your Hummy Gummy?

[Helga laughing]

Here you go. Hope you're...

[Gobbling]

Ugh. Hungry.

[Laughing]

Hummy Gummy, you've got an eensy-weensy bit

of foodie-woodie on your face.

I'll go get you a napkin.

[Slurping]

[Sniffing]

[Rumbling]

[Gobbling]

[Groaning, panting]

[Grunting]

[Grumbling]

You, in that exquisite purple suit,

return my Hummy Mummy and whatever is left of my lunch

this instant!

HUMSQUATCH: Huh?

Ah!

Oh, oh, whoa!

Wah!

Mayor Humdinger?

- [Humsquatch roaring] - Oh.

[Humsquatch roaring]

Two Mayor Humdingers?

I'd better call the PAW Patrol!

[In deep voice] Some say this mysterious creature

has black spots, big feet, and...

Trouble walking in shoes!

Whoa! [Crashing, grunting]

[Pups laughing]

- [Ringing] - [Laughing]

- [Beeping] - Hi, Mr. Porter.

Everything okay?

MR. PORTER: I don't know, Ryder.

I think I'm seeing double--

double Humdingers.

One is stuck on a runaway dessert cart,

and the other took off with Helga in his arms.

Don't worry, Mr. Porter.

No mayors are too many.

No pup is too small.

[Beeping]

PAW Patrol, to the Lookout!

PUPS: Ryder needs us!

[Barking]

Whoops! Whoa!

- Marshall! - Look out!

Whoa!

[Crashing, grunting]

I shoe-ed have known that would happen.

[Laughing]



[Dinging]

PAW Patrol ready for action, Ryder, sir!

- [Beeping] - Thanks for hustling, pups.

It sounds like there are two Mayor Humdingers

in Adventure Bay.

Two? We usually have our paws full with just one!

One is rolling on a dessert cart,

and the other ran off with Helga.

- [Helga yelping] - So, for this mission,

I'll need...

- Rocky. - [Beeping]

You'll use your forklift to pick up the dessert cart

before it rolls into trouble.

Green means go!

- And Chase. - [Beeping]

I need you to lead the search

for Helga and Humdinger number two.

Chase is on the case!

Alright. PAW Patrol is on a roll!

[Pups barking, howling]

♪ PAW Patrol

[Barking]

♪ PAW Patrol ♪

[Howling, scratching]

[Barking]

♪ Go, go, go, go ♪

Yeah!



♪ Rocky ♪

[Barking]

♪ Go, go, go, go, go ♪

♪ Go, go, go, go, go ♪

♪ PAW Patrol ♪

♪ Go, go, go, go, go, go ♪

♪ Chase ♪

[Barking]

♪ Go, go, go, go, go ♪

♪ Go, go, go, go, go ♪

♪ PAW Patrol PAW Patrol ♪

[Engine roaring]

[Siren wailing]



Alright, pups. Let's keep an eye out for Mayor Humdinger.

Okay, but... which Mayor Humdinger?

MAYOR HUMDINGER: Yah! Wah!

How about that one?

Rocky, you and I will follow this Humdinger.

Chase, keep looking for the other one.

[Siren wailing]

Whoa! Look out!

Real Mayor Humdinger coming through!

Ah! Run, my Chicky-wicky!

Ah!

Hurry, Rocky!

Ah!

ROCKY: Mayor Humdinger? You can look now.

[Gasping]

- [Rocky laughing] - MAYOR GOODWAY: Well done,

Rocky. You saved the day.

Hmph. Maybe they saved your day,

but my day's as ruined as my pants.

[Squelching]

- [Laughing] - [Squawking]

[Sighing] Today was supposed to be my Hummy Mummy and Me Day,

but my Hummy Mummy is out with the wrong me!

Don't worry. Chase is looking

for Helga and the other Humdinger right now.

Humdinger? Ha!

He should be looking for a Humsquatch.

A Humsquatch?

That would explain these big footprints.

It looks like they went into the tunnels.

If Humsquatch took Helga down there,

there's no telling where they'll come back up.

- [Rumbling, rattling] - [Grunting, grumbling]

HELGA: What a lovely surprise, Hummy Gummy.

- [Humsquatch grunting] - I've never been

in a sewer before. Where should we go next?

[Siren chirping]

[Siren wailing, tires screeching]

- [Humsquatch roaring] - Oh!

[Humsquatch roaring]

I found them, Ryder!

They're headed into the museum!

[Humsquatch roaring]

- Ah! - Look out!

HELGA: Well, no need to rush, dear.

Our Hummy Mummy and Me Day just started.

- Uh-oh! - Oh, no!

Ah!

[Thumping]

[Rattling]

[Gasping] It's tipping!

[Barking] Net!



- [Humsquatch roaring] - Ah!

[Tires screeching]

- Ah! - [Humsquatch roaring]

Come on! They went that way!

[Panting] Coming!

[Humsquatch roaring]

Oh! [Chuckling] Look, Chickaletta.

Mayor Humdinger grew a beard.

[Humsquatch roaring]

My tulips!

Oh, my. Hummy Gummy.

Look what you've done to those flowers.

Now, I know it wasn't on purpose,

but I think you owe Mayor Goodway an apology.

[Groaning]

[Grumbling]

There. Now, was that so hard?

Um, apology accepted.

Right, Chickaletta?

[Squawking]

[Humsquatch roaring]

[Helga yelping]

Was it something we said?

Oh! Oh, oh, Hummy Gummy,

when did you get to be such a good climber?

[Humsquatch grunting]

- Whoa! - Look how high they are!

[Roaring]

- [Beeping] - Marshall, we need you

and your ladder at City Hall, quick.

I'm fired up!

Ah! That's no place for a Hummy Mummy!

[Roaring]

Use your words, dear.

MAYOR HUMDINGER: [On megaphone] Listen, you handsome creature!

This is my Hummy Mummy and Me Day,

and that is my Hummy Mummy!

Hummy Gummy?

But-- but how-- how can you be down there and up here?

[Grumbling]

Uh... Oh!

- [Humsquatch yelping] - Oh, no! Hummy Mummy!

- Oh! - [Humsquatch yelping]

- Oh! That was close. - [Wind blowing]

Ah. Thank goodness you were here,

Hummy... Gummy?

MAYOR HUMDINGER: [On megaphone] He's not your Hummy Gummy!

He's an impeccably fashionable creature!

Now, hold on.

I think I still may have my old glasses

in here, eh, somewhere.

There. Now, let's get a good look at you.

Huh?

MAYOR HUMDINGER: [On megaphone] See, Mummy? See?

Oh. You're not my Hummy Gummy!

[Groaning]

But you are a new friend.

[Humsquatch grumbling]

[Charmed] Aw.

[Unhappily] Aw.

[Laughing]

Hey, everyone. What did I miss?

Whoa! Mayor Humdinger?

I didn't know you had a twin.

Hmph. Neither did I!

Now, why don't we get you home?

[Whirring]

I had a wonderful day, Hummy Squatchy.

Would you like to do it again some time?

Uh-huh.

[Laughing] Use your words, dear!

[Humsquatch grumbling]

[Laughing]

Hmph!

[Grumbling]

Oh, thanks for helping us today, PAW Patrol.

You're welcome. Whenever your Humdingers are in trouble,

just yelp for help.

I'm sorry we missed our Hummy Mummy and Me day.

[In silly voice] Can we try again tomorrow?

Oh, yes, please.

That'll give my kitties enough time to pick out my outfit.

- [Mayor chuckling] - [Kitties meowing sadly]



Wonderful work, pups.

Thanks to you, we're finally ready to reveal

the museum's newest exhibit.

You each deserve a treat.

One for Chase,

one for Rocky,

and one for-- Where's Marshall?

MARSHALL: Over here.

I got distracted by the cool statues.

Some of them are so lifelike.

[Squawking]

Gah!

[Laughing] Especially this one.

- [All laughing] - [Door opening]

MAYOR GOODWAY: Oh! Hi!

Hi, Mayor Goodway.

Welcome, everyone!

Thank you for joining us for the unveiling

of the museum's latest exhibit:

the Emerald Bone-stone.

ONLOOKERS: Whoa.

[Metal squeaking]

[Whispering] Look, Busby. The Emerald Bone-stone,

the most precious pup-treasure ever.

[Laughing]

Sweetie?

Uh-oh. Whoa! Whoa!

[Clattering]

Sweetie? What are you doing here?

Me? I'm just, um, in town

for a... spa day at Katie's.

I didn't know you had an appointment,

but... I can squeeze you in if we leave right now.

That'd be... lovely.

Come on, Busby.

[Busby squeaking]

I wonder what she's up to.

[Door opening]

SWEETIE: Now, Busby, where were we?



At last!

The Emerald Bone-stone is finally m--

[Beeping, alarm blaring]

[Clanging]

This can't be good.

Whoa!

[Alarm continuing]

[Snapping, creaking]

Not good at all.

[Alarm continuing]

Presenting the Pup Museum's newest exhibit...

the Statue of Rubble.

- Whoa. - Cool.

Yup. I'm a real work of "arf". [Laughing]

- [All laughing] - [Ringing]

- [Beeping] - Huh. An alert from the museum.

- [Alarm blaring] - Something must have set off

- the alarm. - [Beeping]

It's Sweetie!

Again?

SWEETIE: Ah! We're going to fall!

[Snapping]

It looks like she and Busby are in trouble!

Come on, pups.

No net is too high.

No pup is too small!

[Beeping]

PAW Patrol, to the Lookout!

PUPS: Ryder needs us!

- Ah! - BOTH: Whoa!

RUBBLE: Whoa!

- Marshall! - Watch out!

BOTH: Whoa! Whoa!

[Crashing]

Oh, hey, Rubble.

Is stat-you?

[All laughing]



[Dinging]

PAW Patrol ready for action, Ryder, sir!

- [Beeping] - Glad to hear it, pups.

Somehow, Sweetie and Busby got caught

in a net in the museum,

and it's up to us to get them down before they fall.

- [Sweetie whimpering] - So, for this mission,

- I'll need... Rocky. - [Beeping]

You'll use your tools to disable the museum's security system.

Green means go!

- And Spy Chase. - [Beeping]

I need you to use your zip line

to get Sweetie and Busby down from the net.

Spy Chase is on the case!

Alright. PAW Patrol is on a roll!

[Pups barking, howling]

♪ PAW Patrol

[Barking]

♪ PAW Patrol ♪

[Howling, scratching]

[Barking]

♪ Go, go, go, go ♪

Yeah!

♪ Rocky

[Barking]

♪ Go, go, go, go, go ♪

♪ Go, go, go ♪

♪ PAW Patrol ♪

♪ Go, go, go, go, go, go ♪

♪ Chase ♪

[Barking]

♪ Go, go, go, go, go ♪

♪ Go, go, go, go ♪

♪ PAW Patrol PAW Patrol ♪

[Engine roaring]

[Siren wailing]



[Siren wailing, tires screeching]

[Alarm blaring]

Rocky, see if you can rewire the security panel

to disable the alarm.

On it! [Barking] Screwdriver!



Yes.

- [Zapping, alarm stopping] - Got it.

[Clanging]

[Gasping]

- Whoa! - [Snapping]

[Barking] Zip line!

[Sweetie grunting]

[Sweetie grunting]

[Sweetie spitting, Busby squeaking]

RYDER: Sweetie! Busby! You're okay!

Everyone, look!

The Emerald Bone-stone is gone!

[All gasping]

Oh, right.

Uh, oh, no.

ALL: Hmm.

Pfft. Come on.

You don't think I had anything to do with this?

[Giggling nervously]

[Grunting]

Fine. If you won't believe me,

I'll prove it to you by helping you find it.

ALL: Huh?

You want to help us?

That's right. Now, first things first.

If I had taken the Bone-stone,

I'd have escaped through...

there.

CHASE: An open vent?

Alright. Chase, you're up.

[Barking] Wall-walkers!



I don't see anything.

[Sniffing]

But I smell... [Sniffing]

I smell-- Ah...

Achoo!

[Grunting]

Cat hair.

[Beeping]

[Camera snapping]

- [Chiming, meowing] - RYDER: Yup.

It must be from the kitty catastrophe crew.

Which means the person behind the missing Bone-stone

must be...

Kitties, you said you were bringing me a new bowtie,

but this is even better.

[Meowing]

[Alarm blaring]

Huh?

[Beeping]

Oh, not the PAW Patrol!

They must be here to steal my new bow tie.

Well, if they want it,

they can come and get it.

- [Beeping] - [Humdinger laughing evilly]

Whoa!

Well, we're not getting in this way.

Care to go on a mission, Sweetie?

If everyone knows about the secret,

is it really that secret?

[Busby squeaking]

Alright. Where to next?

Take the tunnel to the left.

Then Humdinger's lair should be right ahead.

SWEETIE: Roger that.

Ryder, how do we know she won't take

the Bone-stone for herself?

We don't, Chase. We'll just have to trust

she'll do the right thing.

[Beeping]

Seriously, I should have started

wearing Bone-stone bowties years ago.

[Meowing]

There you are.

Ryder, I have eyes on the Bone-stone.

Great work, Sweetie.

Now, get it and get out before Humdinger sees you.

Alright, Busby.

You know what to do.

[Busby squeaking]

Just look at how it brings out the color in my eyes.

Huh? Wait! Where's my--

SWEETIE: Looking for this?

Hey, that's mine!

If it's yours, then why do I have it?

Kitties, get my stone back.

[Busby squeaking]

Kitties?

[Meowing]

Ah, Busby.

Irresistible as always.

Oh, why do I always have to do everything mysel--

Ah! Whoa!

[Thudding]

- [Clanging] - [Thumping]

Hey, no fair!

Let me out of here!

Come along, Busby.

Playtime's over.

Come in, Sweetie. Sweetie?

[Doors opening]

You came back!

Of course I came back.

Did you think I'd run off with the stone all for myself?

After all we've been through?

Wait. You're leaving already?

Oh, you know me.

Things to do, places to be.

[Beeping, engine roaring]

[Beeping]

Until next time!

- Bye! - Bye-bye!

[Mayor Humdinger snickering]

- Yes! It's mine! - [Pups and Ryder gasping]

The Bone-stone is all mi--

Wait. This isn't the Bone-stone.

[Sniffing]

Ew. It's a tuna-flavored pup treat.

See, Busby?

I told you the Bone-stone would be ours.

- [Laughing, snorting] - [Squeaking]

- [Helicopter blades whirring] - Huh?

Going somewhere, Sweetie?

Ugh! Hold on, Busby.

[Gasping]

Not so fast!

- [Sweetie whining] - It's no use, Sweetie.

Ugh!

[Barking] Winch!



Now, hand over the Bone-stone.

But-- How--

You mean, you knew I would take the Bone-stone all this time?

We had a feeling, ever since we found you in the museum.

We hoped we were wrong,

but you couldn't help yourself.

Ugh!

MAYOR GOODWAY: Wonderful work, pups.

Thanks to you, the Emerald Bone-stone is safe and sound.

Make that...

[Buzzing]

...safer and sounder.

[All laughing]

Whenever your museum exhibit goes missing,

just yelp for help.

I certainly will.

Now, who wants pup treats?

- Ooh! - Yum!

Me!

[Gobbling]

- Yummy. - Mmm!

[Squeaking]