01x18 - The Break Up (Part 1)

[bunniefuu]

What up? What up? Whazzup?

I'm here with the one and only,

My idol, the man, richard pryor.

You cool. You cool.

We brought you here to say we love you.

There's no me without you, man.

What can I say?

I grew up on you.

My mother'd say, "get in bed."

I said, "not before I hear pryor."

I remember mudbone.

When I first come down here...

Am I doing it right?

Not exactly, but it's good.

The first thing you got to do,

You got to remember that you're ageless.

Don't matter how old or how young,

'Cause you ain't in that group.

You got to go... Mudbone say things like,

You know, when I first came down here...

I saw peoples running all around the streets.

There wasn't a riot.

Just people running around.

You see, you got to just talk regular,

Then think of things as you go along.

'Cause peoples try to do that to you.

They come up with pieces of paper.

Sometimes it has money in it.

I want the money.

There you go. See? Now you got it.

This is from my heart to you.

I'm not going to keep you.

Ladies and gentlemen, the one and only richard pryor.

I can't believe these people.

Oh, my god.

That's great.

Thank you very much.

Love you, martin.

Thank you, man.

You owe me $.

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♪ Martin ♪

How y'all been? ♪ Martin

♪ Martin ♪

♪ Martin ♪

Let's make a toast.

Uh-huh.

To my valentine baby on valentine's day.

Aw. To me and my baby.

Yes.

Ooh!

The boring part's over.

Where's my gift?

Gina!

Pam saw you at the travel agency yesterdaday.

You got something special planned, so gimme, gimme.

O.k. Bam.

You're right. You're right.

Now, girl, look here.

You remember when we rapped

About going to the bahamas for the weekend?

Oh, martin, you didn't!

Hell, no, I didn't.

No, girl.

Instead, we going to a place

That's just as good, gina.

Chicago, martin?

Yeah.

Chicago in february is as good as the bahamas?

Let me tell you something.

No matter where we go,

We ain't leaving the hotel room anyway.

And the best part is

We can catch the bus on the corner.

Martin, you're so thrifty.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. A kiss?

Ooh, girl. The lips are just luscious.

Stop it!

Gina, they're like two melons.

It's time for you to close your eyes.

I got to set up your gift.

Give me one more melon.

O.k. Shut your eyes.

Thank you.

O.k. Keep them closed.

I got to set it up.

So what you got?

I tell you what.

Put the remote right here in my hand.

How'd you get the -inch up here by yourself?

Just be quiet, and keep your eyes closed, o.k.?

You get the satellite, too, baby.

Ready?

Mm-hmm.

Open your eyes.

Spla-da!

Oh!

Baby!

A -foot tall statue of a naked lady's butt.

Thank you!

You hate it.

No, baby. I'm not lying. I love it.

The one I have now has a crack in it.

It was made by my daddy's sculptor friend.

I can return it.

Baby, no. It's beautiful.

Look. It's winking at me. Wah-wah!

Do you really like it?

Gina, it's beautiful.

It's beautiful.

Happy valentine's day, baby.

Happy valentine's day.

Ooh, girl, with the melons.

Martin, you ready to go?

Gina and pam ain't here yet.

Tommy, look at you rushing me for nothing.

I could've brushed my teeth.

Um...martin, what is this?

Damn, it look like pam.

Yo, man.

Gina gave me that for valentine's day.

Hey, cole. Look in the mirror.

Tell me what you see.

Give me the damn thing.

Y'all are stupid, man. Ignorant.

It's art, man. Art. O.k.?

You don't have the sense to appreciate it.

Come on. Look at it.

Gina's changing you, man.

She got you whipped.

I like what gina's doing, man.

I think it's great

Have my boy appreciating art.

What are you talking about, appreciate?

Man, I been appreciating these

Long before I met gina.

I don't know about all that.

This is a slippery slope.

One day you're appreciating art.

Next, you're getting your nails done

In front of a picture of liberace.

I was just playing.

You really thought I liked this?

I was just seeing if y'all were suckers.

Oh, good test. Tommy, we passed.

I don't know why

Gina give me this old bourgie stuff, man.

What am I supposed to do with it?

♪ Doin' the butt, hey ♪

♪ Sexy, sexy ♪

♪ Bomp bomp ♪

♪ Doin' the butt, hey ♪

♪ Stickin' out her big ol' butt, oh, yeah ♪♪

Oh, yeah?

Hey, baby. What's up?

We just sitting here chilling with the butt.

I told you martin was too immature

To appreciate fine art.

Well, he appreciated it last night.

Oh, come on, baby.

The brother had some wine,

Was buzzing along.

Act like you don't care in front of your friends.

Ain't nobody showing off in front of my friends.

All right. You didn't like my gift.

The thought was beautiful,

But the gift was all wrong.

Tommy and cole, shut up,

'Cause y'all are always instigating.

Hey, they are not instigating, pam. All right?

They're just reminding me of who I am.

Who are you, martin?

He must be somebody real important,

'Cause they made a statue of him.

Why do you think I bought it?

Haaa! Haaa!

Gina, just accept me for me.

Stop trying to turn me into a bourgie snob

Like your tight father.

What did you say?

It ain't like I'm lying.

Your father's so tight,

He can back into a wall and suck out a brick.

He could teach you something, martin.

Lord knows somebody should.

Y'all hear this?

She's trying to turn me into her brick-sucking father.

Why don't you stop trying to turn me into your mother?

No. You could never be like my mother.

You're right about that.

I can't grow a mustache.

You didn't have to go there.

You didn't have to talk about my father.

You're showing off.

Hey, hey. Stop it.

You're saying lots of things you don't mean.

Excuse me. I got something to do here.

Fine, martin. Fine.

Take back what you said about my mother.

Not until you take back what you said.

I can't. It's a fact.

No. It's not a fact. It's an opinion.

A stupid, uneducated opinion.

But your mother's mustache?

Now, that's a fact.

Well, your little pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow

Overly-muscular a*s-- what about that?

What about your spli-spli-spli-splacow

Underly exercised gut?

What about that, martin?

Time out!

Stop before I say something I'll regret.

Too late. You already have.

You're being just like the old spoiled bourgie brat.

You're leaving? Get to stepping.

Good!

I'd rather be spoiled

Than be an ignorant, no-class-having,

Big-eared jackass!

Hee-haw! Hee-haw!

Get the hell out!

Get out! Get out!

Both of you, get out!

When you're ready to apologize,

You know the number.

With pleasure.

And by the way,

Your cheap-a*s bus trip to chicago is off. Off!

No!

This whole thing is off.

The relationship is off.

Now get to stepping.

You messed up, gina!

You could have had it all!

Messed up.

Hello. Bonita there?

Take the chain off. We know you're there.

Yo, man, go away.

We're not leaving this time.

We're going to break it down.

Come on, tommy. Let's break it.

.........go!

[Thump]

Ow! Ow!

Martin, I think I broke my nose.

Just go away, man.

Leave me alone, all right?

No. We can't leave you alone

Because you need us.

You have been locked in here for three days.

Look at you. You're falling apart.

No, I ain't, tommy.

I'm cool. For real.

I just been sitting here eating crackers.

Just chilling.

That sounds a lot better than spending the weekend

Making love to your girlfriend.

Ex-girlfriend, tommy!

Ex-girlfriend, man!

Martin, gina still loves you, man.

All you have to do is go to her.

Tommy, I keep hearing you hollering about gina.

When you refer to that woman,

Say that lowlife b*tch who ripped out my heart,

Put me in her mouth,

Chewed me up, and spit me out.

You remember that, tommy!

O.k. Martin, come on.

Come on. Hold it. Hold it.

Martin, stop it.

It's tommy and cole.

See, there's cole. See?

It's us, man. O.k.?

Come on. Come on. You're a mess.

Here. Come on. It's all right.

Clean yourself up, man.

You're going to be all right.

Oh, tommy.

Do you know what you just gave me, tommy?

A handkerchief.

No. This was gina's handkerchief.

One day...[Gulp]...

Gina had a real bad cold,

And mucus kept coming up.

Gina didn't want to spit it around the house,

So she got this handkerchief and went wonk wonk wonk right here.

Tommy, why?

Why, tommy, did it have to end?

I loved her.

Martin, it won't, man.

It won't end, o.k.?

Not if you apologize to her.

It won't, o.k.?

All right. O.k.

O.k. All right.

O.k. You're right.

I just need to get myself together.

Take care of yourself.

All right. Come on.

All right? All right?

All right?

O.k. All right.

All right.

O.k. All right.

All right.

All right?

All right.

Ahh!

O.k.? O.k.?

Uh-huh.

Hey, guys, before you go,

Please give me love.

O.k., Now listen here.

If you need anything, anything at all...

Call us.

O.k. All right.

Hey, my man. We're here.

All right.

All right.

Hey. Hey. Hey. All right?

O.k. All right.

O.k.

All right.

Gina, you already cleaned that spot five times.

I know, pam.

It's either this or go shopping,

And my credit cards are to the limit.

Just get over it.

I don't have a man.

You don't see me cleaning.

You didn't clean when you had a man.

Maybe that's why you don't have one now.

Don't you start something you can't finish.

Sorry. It's been three days.

I keep waiting on the phone to ring.

It'll just be martin saying, "oh, I was just playing.

Come over here and give me my sugar, girl."

Then you'll go running. Yecchh!

What's wrong with forgiving him

If he says he's sorry?

Because tomorrow you two will be fighting again.

Face it, gina.

It's like you're silk

And he's...polyester.

When you mix the two,

All you get is a bad rash.

I know we're different.

That's what I love about him.

Even when he called your father

A tight bourgie snob?

But my father is a tight bourgie snob.

I call him that myself sometimes.

I shouldn't have said that about his mother.

It's not her fault she has excessive facial hair.

You right about that, 'cause I've seen his grandmother.

Pam, it's been three days.

Count your blessings.

I'm going over there.

We have to talk.

You're a fool, gina.

That's right, and you're celibate.

♪ Shoo be do be do ♪♪

Hey.

Hey, baby. Hey, gina. Excuse me. Sorry.

What's up, baby?

You look terrible.

No, I'm cool. I'm real cool.

Just been partying, you know.

Partying hard.

You haven't left this room in three days.

That's 'cause I've been home, girl.

You know, partying.

Going to party tonight.

I was like, uh uh.

I was partying.

Martin, I think we should talk.

O.k., Well... You all hurry up.

I'm kind of busy.

Got to get back with my party.

So what you want to talk about?

Um...

I shouldn't have said that about your mother.

That's right, gina.

That was a low blow.

I'm also sorry about what I said about your gut.

I'm cool, you know.

I been working out.

I did, like, five sit-ups.

Pagha-pagha-pagha-pagha.

Now...brrrring... Washboard.

Feel that. Washboard, girl.

Oh, baby, I'm sorry, too.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Martin, I don't want to fight anymore.

Let's kiss and make up.

Mmm. The melons.

The melons are back.

The melons are back.

Better believe it.

I thought it was over.

Yeah, baby.

Three days, gina.

Three whole days, baby.

Oh, baby, it felt more like three years.

What were we fighting about?

It doesn't matter, baby.

What matters is that we're back together again.

I'll never, ever let you leave me again, o.k.?

Especially over something as little as some damn statue.

I know.

Yeah. Where is the statue?

Huh?

Where is it? Where's the statue?

It's not in the box.

No, that's an empty box, babe.

My sweater and my bathrobe!

Martin...

What is this?

I wanted to see what our daughter might look like.

Martin!

My statue!

You just threw my stuff in a box

Like you were throwing it out for garbage?

Look, gina, I was upset. I was mad.

Martin, you're not mad.

You're thoughtless and cruel.

Here we go with the big words, gina.

With the big words.

You know nothing about art, martin.

I know that butt looks better in a box

Than on my coffee table.

I gave it to you.

I don't like it.

You should like it.

You need to grow up.

Why? Because I like to hang out with my partners

Instead of going to some bourgie museum?

Because I like having fun

And making you smile?

No, because you're not in third grade anymore.

You're in a relationship.

If you make fun of everything about me you don't understand,

Then we can't go on.

I'm sorry, gina,

But most things you like are whack.

You're doing it again.

I can't help it. You're too bourgie.

Don't talk to me like that!

You should check yourself.

I don't want to hear it. Shut up.

Wait. Wait one minute.

This is wrong.

You know what?

Maybe we are too different, martin.

We argue all the time,

And I'm just very, very, very unhappy right now.

I'm very, very, very unhappy right now, o.k.?

And I would rather...

Be lonely and unhappy.

I guess we got to do what we got to do.

♪ Too much, too little, too late ♪

♪ To ever try again ♪

♪ Too much, too little, too late ♪

♪ Let's end it and be friends ♪

♪ Too much, too little, too late ♪

♪ We knew it had to end ♪

♪ And it's over ♪

♪ And it's over, baby ♪

♪ Too much, too little, too late ♪

♪ To ever try again ♪

♪ Too much, too little, too late ♪♪