01x46 - Ballin

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[ Up-tempo music plays ]

Uncle grandpa: good morning!

Good morning.

Good morning.

Grft: [ roars ]

Uncle grandpa: good morning.

Good morning!

Mr. Gus: ah, much better.

This place is a mess.

Doesn't anyone follow the rv

Rules?

[ Engine revs ]

Pizza steve: whoo!

Mr. Gus: pizza steve, you

Shouldn't be riding your awesome

Speed cycle without wearing a

Helmet.

You know the rules.

A parking citation from january

Of last year?

Pizza steve: whoo!

Mr. Gus: pizza steve!

I hate that speed cycle.

Pizza steve: whoo!

Hey! What gives?

Mr. Gus: what do you know

About these parking tickets?

Pizza steve: beats me.

I just use them to pat down my

Excess grease, and tiger's been

Using them to line her

Kitty-litter box.

Mr. Gus: [ growls ]

Still, you should be wearing a

Helmet.

Otherwise, you're gonna bust

Your crust.

Pizza steve: whatever, dude.

Never been in an accident in my

Entire life.

[ Tires squeal ]

[ Grunts ]

Mr. Gus: who could possibly

Get this many parking tickets?

Uncle grandpa.

[ Coughs ]

[ Grumbles ]

Uncle grandpa: ♪ driving down

The street ♪

♪ Driving with my feet

♪ Driving with my toes

♪ Driving with my nose

♪ Driving with my guts

♪ Driving with my butts

Mr. Gus: uncle grandpa.

Uncle grandpa: yes, mr. Gus?

Mr. Gus: you should be

Driving with both hands on the

Wheel, you know.

Uncle grandpa: right you are,

Mr. Gus.

What can I do for you, mr. Gus?

Mr. Gus: I'm assuming all

Those parking tickets are yours?

Uncle grandpa: parking

Tickets?

What's a parking ticket?

Mr. Gus:
thisis a parking

Ticket.

Theseare parking tickets.

Thoseare parking tickets.

Uncle grandpa: ohh!

Right.

For some reason, I get these

Every time I stop the rv.

I'm sort of just used to them

Now.

Mr. Gus: uncle grandpa, don't

You know the rules?

If you don't pay all these

Parking tickets, they're gonna

Impound the rv.

Uncle grandpa: impound?!

That sounds painful.

I can't bear the thought of

Someone taking my precious rv.

Please, mr. Gus, who do I have

To bribe in order to keep my rv?

Mr. Gus: well, it says here

In the rules section about the

Quickest way to pay your fines

Is to go to city court.

Uncle grandpa: then buckle

Up, mr. Gus, 'cause

Team uncle grandpa is going to

Wherever you just said.

[ Tires squeal ]

[ Tires screech ]

Here we are!

So, who do I make this check out

To?

Pizza steve: city court,

Spelled p-i-z-z-a s-t--

Mr. Gus: uh, you guys, this

Is a basketball court.

The city court is over there.

Uncle grandpa: hmm.

Could have fooled me.

No worries.

Let's just hop back in the rv

And --

Just where do you think

Y'all are going?

Uncle grandpa: just gonna

Repark my rv across the street,

If you don't mind.

[ Laughs ]

What do you say, g dog?

Should we let them repark the

Rv?

I don't know, kid cousin.

You talking about the rv parked

In our court?

Yeah, that's the one.

What do you think,

Tony pepperoni?

I don't know, kid cousin.

I don't think these chumps know

About the rules of our court.

Uncle grandpa: oh, I know the

Rules of the court.

I have to pay for my tickets.

Mr. Gus said so.

Wrong!

The rules is, what's on our

Court belongs to us, and the

Only way you getting the rv back

Is by beating us in a game of

Street ball.

Our court -- our rules.

Mr. Gus: I believe this is a

Public court that belongs to the

Taxpayers, like ourselves.

Pizza steve: you are on!

Mr. Gus: okay, guys, we all

Know how to play basketball, so,

Remember, just play by the

Rules, and we might have a

Chance of beating these dudes.

Uncle grandpa: well, I

Haven't played in awhile, so I

Might be a little rusty.

[ Arms creaking ]

Pizza steve: just pass the

Rock to pizza steve, and I'll

Dunk all over these fools.

Pizza mvp!

Mr. Gus: just play by the

Rules -- no funny stuff.

Hey, dummies!

Y'all ready to lose, or what?

All right, first team to 21

Wins.

Scary realistic growling

Pit-bull is keeping score.

[ Barks ]

Let's do this! Check!

Uncle grandpa: [ grunts ]

A little help?

Mr. Gus: you okay,

Uncle grandpa?

Uncle grandpa: of course.

No harm, no foul.

Here you go, buddy.

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Spin move!

Ha!

Yeah, boy!

Uncle grandpa: so, did the

Game start yet?

[ Snarls ]

Uncle grandpa: okay, guys,

Let's show 'em.

Mr. Gus, I'm kicking you the

Rock.

And I'm just gonna kick you.

Mr. Gus: [ grunts ]

Hey! That ain't a legal move!

Nothing but swoosh.

[ Snarls ]

Uncle grandpa: coming at you,

Pizza steve!

Pizza steve: ooh, yeah!

Wide open for the touchdown!

More like touch-ground!

Pizza steve: [ grunting ]

[ Snarls ]

You can't score on this "d"!

Uncle grandpa: we'll just see

About that, kid cousin!

Whoa! I did it!

I did the spinny-move thingy!

Time for this "d" to go

Atomic!

Uncle grandpa: [ grunts ]

Huh?

[ Laughs ]

Yeah, son!

[ Snarls ]

Ooh!

[ Tail squishes ]

Mr. Gus: [ grunts ]

Pizza steve: [ grunts ]

Uncle grandpa: [ grunts ]

[ Groaning ]

Aah!

Out of the way, pizza face!

Mr. Gus: [ grunts ]

Uncle grandpa: okay, guys,

Let's try to stick together.

[ All grunt ]

Baller for life!

[ Snarls ]

Game point.

And we only need one more basket

To win.

Shouldn't be too hard, huh,

Guys?

[ All laugh ]

Mr. Gus: time out.

Uncle grandpa: I don't get

It.

We're playing by the rules, and

They're still beating us.

Call me crazy, but I don't think

They're playing fair.

Pizza steve: if you passed to

Pizza steve more, we wouldn't be

In this mess.

Mr. Gus: this mess was caused

By a certain someone who can't

Pay his parking tickets, let

Alone park.

Uncle grandpa: well, mr. Gus,

The only way we're gonna get out

Of this is if we try something

Different.

I suggest we bend the rules a

Little, if you catch my driggity

Drift.

[ Poink! Poink! ]

Mr. Gus: no.

Breaking the rules is wrong.

We could even --

Uncle grandpa: win back the

Rv?

[ Horn honks ]

Hey, homies, this is a

Pretty sweet ride.

Can't wait till it's ours.

[ Horn honking ]

Uncle grandpa: what do you

Say, mr. Gus?

How about you stop your hating

And start deviating?

Mr. Gus: all right,

Uncle grandpa.

It's time to play...our way.

Uncle grandpa: now we're

Talking!

Pizza steve: [ grunts ]

[ Straining ]

A little help, guys?

All: go team uncle grandpa!

Pizza steve: pizza steve!

I thought we were called the

Pizza steves.

Uncle grandpa: [ blink! ]

You ready to lose your rv?

Uncle grandpa: I don't know.

Mr. Gus, what do you think?

Mr. Gus: I don't think these

Fools know who they're dealing

With.

[ Snarls ]

Ain't that right, pizza steve?

Pizza steve: so right, mr. G.

Ka-cha!

Uncle grandpa: [ chuckles ]

Air ball!

[ Whimpers ]

Mr. Gus: [ inhales deeply ]

[ Exhales deeply ]

Fireball.

[ Whimpers ]

Pizza steve: hyah!

Kickball!

[ Whimpers ]

Uncle grandpa: lay-in.

Mr. Gus: bank shot.

Pizza steve: top of the key.

Just try getting over this

Wall.

Uncle grandpa: okay.

Fadeaway.

Huh?

Ohh! Whoa! Whoa!

[ Grunts ]

Pizza steve: greasy-peasy.

[ Grunts ]

What's going on?

This can't be happening.

Uncle grandpa: [ laughs ]

Shot clock!

Cannonball!

[ Giggling ]

Pizza steve: [ panting ]

Slam shot!

Uncle grandpa: from up top!

Pizza steve: hook shot!

Uncle grandpa: around the

World!

[ Whimpers ]

Uncle grandpa: looks like

We're all tied up.

Your ball.

You better get out of the

Way, old man.

Uncle grandpa: [ grunts ]

[ Laughs ]

Uncle grandpa: [ groans ]

Say goodbye to your rv.

Uncle grandpa: I don't think

So!

Huh?!

This isn't an official game

Ball.

[ Farts ]

Uncle grandpa: forget

Something?

Dribble, dribble, dribble,

Dribble, dribble.

[ Panting ]

Dribble, dribble, dri--

[ Grunts ]

I'm a basketball!

[ Whimpers ]

Both: we did it!

Pizza steve: I did it!

Wow, old man.

I never seen skills like that

Before.

You a true baller.

Uncle grandpa: I don't know

What that means, but thanks.

Now if you'll please excuse us,

We have some business to take

Care of.

Hey.

You guys are all right.

You can play on our court any

Time.

Uncle grandpa: and what a

Fine court she is.

Welp, got to be going now.

[ Engine turns over ]

[ Rv beeping ]

[ Tires squeal ]

Now that that's all paid off, we

Can enjoy the rv worry-free.

Mr. Gus: yep.

And now you know when to follow

The rules.

Pizza steve: and when to

Break 'em.

Uncle grandpa: yeah, I guess

We all learned a valuable lesson

Today -- never park your rv in a

Basketball court.

Oh, no!

Mr. Gus: not again!

[ Wah-wah-wah-wah ]

Uncle grandpa: [ chuckles ]

Good night, everyone!

Good morning!

[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

All: ♪ smile, smile juice

♪ Smile, smile juice

♪ There's plenty in us all

If you want to let it loose ♪

♪ Smile, smile juice

♪ Smile, smile juice

♪ If you need a happy boost,

Then show your smile juice ♪

Mr. Gus: ♪ as you all

May know,

I'm a grumpy dinosaur ♪

♪ Most days, I want to bury

My head into the floor ♪

♪ But negativity

Doesn't get the best of me ♪

♪ Because I let

The smile juices flow ♪

[ Video game music plays ]

Pizza steve: ♪ take it

From me, your beloved

Pizza steve ♪

♪ I'm dripping with more than

Just your average pizza grease ♪

♪ My crust be stuffed

With the smoothest flow,

Waiting to explode ♪

♪ So I discharge

And let my smile juices show ♪

All: ♪ smile, smile juice

♪ Smile, smile juice

♪ Let your lips leak joyful

Drips of smile, smile juice ♪

♪ Smile, smile juice

♪ Let me see that juice

Uncle grandpa: smile!

All: smile!

Uncle grandpa: juice!

All: juice!

♪ Smile, smile juice

[ Surf music plays ]

Belly bag: ♪ when you need

A smile,

Just come to belly bag ♪

♪ I can smile across a mile,

Though I don't like to brag ♪

♪ A smirk, a quirk

♪ A grin, a wink

♪ I've got what you need

♪ Just reach inside,

And you will find

A smile jubilee ♪

Uncle grandpa: ♪ I hope you

All are ready for some healthy

Smile juice ♪

♪ I've got so much to spare

♪ There's enough

For both of us ♪

♪ You say you have forgotten

How to look when having fun? ♪

♪ That's okay

♪ A smile a day can roll

Right off your tongue ♪

♪ Of all the things I like to

Do, like skip and bounce

And bike ♪

♪ The thing I like to do

The most is show

My smile pride ♪

[ Drumroll ]

All: ♪ smile, smile juice

♪ Smile, smile juice

♪ Won't you please me allow me

To kindly introduce ♪

♪ All the fruitful uses

When you stop making excuses,

And you let your smile juice

Flow ♪

[ Music stops ]

[ Tink! ]

[ Up-tempo music plays ]

That was quite delicious.