01x38 - Not Funny

[bunniefuu]

[ Up-tempo music plays ]

Uncle grandpa: good morning!

Good morning.

Good morning.

Grft: [ roars ]

Uncle grandpa: good morning.

Good morning!

[ Laughter ]

Uncle grandpa: now, this is

What I call a headstand!

[ Groans ] uncle grandpa style!

[ Laughter ]

Mr. Gus: I can't breathe, I

Can't breathe.

Uncle grandpa: alley-oop!

And now for some bubblegum

Balloon animals.

[ Chomp! Chomp! Chomp! ]

[ Creak! ]

[ Whip! Whip! Whip! ]

A giraffe!

[ Laughter ]

[ Whip! Whip! Whip! ]

Uncle grandpa: a fat, smelly

Rhino!

Pizza steve: [ spit! ]

[ Laughing ]

[ Whip! Whip! Whip! ]

Uncle grandpa: a grumpy

Dinosaur!

Mr. Gus: heh, heh.

Got to admit that's pretty

Funny.

[ Whip! Whip! Whip! ]

Uncle grandpa: a giant,

Realistic, flying tiger!

Grft: [ laughing ]

Uncle grandpa: well, guys,

I'd like to stay here and keep

The laughs going, but I have to

Cut things short.

All: aw!

Uncle grandpa: otherwise, I'm

Gonna be late for my appointment

With little jackie.

And I'm never late when it comes

To helping kids!

It's kind of my policy.

[ Knuckles crack ]

Pizza steve: hey, I'm

Supposed to be driving the r.v.

Right now, but you don't see me

Making a big deal about that

Policy.

[ Tires screeching ]

Uncle grandpa: looks like

This glass saved my --

Uh-oh.

[ Screams ]

[ Bonk! ]

[ Groans, gasps ]

Uncle grandpa?

Uncle grandpa: good morning,

Jackie!

What seems to be the problem

That I can provide a solution

To?

I don't go by jackie.

I prefer jacqueline.

Uncle grandpa: oh, okay,

Jacqueline.

Glad to be of service.

That was a quick fix.

And with enough time to wax my

Coin collection.

Actually, some bozo decided

To throw bubble gum all over my

Book bag while I was walking

Home from school.

[ Whip! Whip! Whip! ]

Now I can't open it up to do my

Honors algebra homework.

Uncle grandpa: well, let me

Take a look-see so you can get

To your booksies!

[ Inhaling sharply ]

[ Chomp! Chomp! Chomp! ]

Here you go.

Uh, thanks.

Uncle grandpa: and your

Bubble gum.

Yuck!

[ Snap! ]

Uncle grandpa: guess I got

You out of that sticky

Situation?

[ Rim shot ]

Is that supposed to be funny?

Uncle grandpa: sure.

What's wrong?

You don't have a sense of humor?

Humor is a sign of

Immaturity, and I'm too old for

That kid stuff.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have

Some math problems to work on.

Uncle grandpa: wait a second.

[ Whip! Whip! Whip! ]

But I thought
everyoneloves to

Laugh.

Uh, not me.

Uncle grandpa: so you don't

Like laughing until your cheeks

Hurt or your belly's sore or

Your eyes water?

No. Laughing's not my thing.

Kind of my policy.

Uncle grandpa: well that's

Because you haven't had anything

Really super-duper funny to

Laugh at.

Uncle grandpa #2: and that's

Where I come in.

I'll take it from here,

Uncle grandpa.

Uncle grandpa: thanks,

Uncle grandpa.

Uncle grandpa #2: anytime,

Bud.

Now prepare to laugh!

Is this really necessary?

Uncle grandpa: of course.

Laughing is an important part of

Life!

[ Audio feedback ]

Everybody likes stand-up comedy,

Especially from a stand-up guy

Like me.

Belly bag: uh, uncle grandpa,

You're sitting down.

Uncle grandpa: pretty ironic,

Huh?

Do you see me laughing?

Uncle grandpa: how about some

Good, old-fashioned

Ventriloquism?

Uncle grandpa #2: good

Morning!

[ Both laughing ]

I can totally see your mouth

Moving.

Uncle grandpa #2: aw, really?

[ All sigh ]

Uncle grandpa: okay, okay.

Well, uh, I got it.

Impressions!

Everyone loves impressions.

Okay, okay.

Here's an impression of -- get

This -- jack "dickleson" having

A conversation with the

President of the united states.

[ Drumroll ]

[ Tink! Tink! ]

[ Normal voice ] good morning!

[ Suspenseful music plays ]

I guess impressions aren't one

Of my strong suits.

But this is. Eh?

Mnh-mnh.

Uncle grandpa: pratfalls?

[ Groans ]

Heck.

Uncle grandpa: [ grunts ]

[ Farting noise ]

Ear farts?

Bush league.

Uncle grandpa: [ whistling ]

[ Whip! ] Aah!

Banana splits?

Lame.

Uncle grandpa: [ groaning ]

Tongue twister?

Kid stuff.

[ Bees buzzing ]

Uncle grandpa: bee training?

Nope.

Uncle grandpa: ♪ falsetto r&b

Singing? ♪

No.

[ Saxophone plays ]

[ Pop! ]

Uncle grandpa: jazz music?

No.

[ Drumbeat ]

Uncle grandpa: how about

This?

No!

Uncle grandpa: turtle

Surfing?

No.

Uncle grandpa: bird-watching?

No!

[ Flute plays ]

No.

Uncle grandpa: this thing?

No.

Uncle grandpa: [ groans ]

[ Pop! ]

No.

No!

Uncle grandpa: [ neighs ]

No!

Uncle grandpa: [ panting ]

Not one laugh?!

I can't believe it.

That was my best material!

Belly bag: maybe she just

Isn't feeling well.

Uncle grandpa: hmm.

You've got a point, belly bag.

Not being able to laugh can be a

Really serious medical issue.

I'm gonna have to take a look

Inside with one of these bad

Boys!

A portable x-ray machine?

Is that even safe?

Uncle grandpa: of course it

Is!

[ X-ray machine beeps ]

[ Whip! ]

[ Electricity crackling ]

As you can see, all my

Laughter's kept me in tip-top

Shape!

Belly bag: everything's

A-okay here!

Uncle grandpa: hmm?

See? I'm fine.

Now can I get back to my

Homework?

Uncle grandpa: it's very

Difficult to make things out at

This resolution.

Gonna need to zoom in a bit.

Enhance image 20%.

[ X-ray machine beeping ]

[ X-ray machine clicking ]

Pan right. Track 45 left.

[ X-ray machine clicking ]

[ Slurp! ]

Enhance 15 to 23.

[ X-ray machine clicking ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Whip! ]

Huh? Wait a second.

Okay, are you done yet?

Uncle grandpa: hang on!

[ Laughter ]

There! I knew it!

What?

Is this another one of your

Stupid jokes?

Uncle grandpa: oh, they're

Everywhere!

You've got a case of laugh

Gremlins!

Laugh gremlins?

That's the dumbest thing I've

Ever heard.

Uncle grandpa: no, laugh

Gremlins are real, and they

Develop in your body when you

Hold back your laughter!

[ Pop! ]

Holding back my laughter?

Uncle grandpa: yeah. You've

Been laughing on the inside.

And from the looks of it, you

Must have thousands of laugh

Gremlins crawling inside of you!

Belly bag: uncle grandpa, do

You know what this means?!

Uncle grandpa: that I really

Am funny!

Belly bag: no!

It means that if you make just

One more joke, she'll blow!

Uncle grandpa: oh, my gosh,

You're right!

[ Screech! ]

Nobody make a single joke!

I mean it! No funny stuff!

Uncle grandpa, you're the

Only one who's been cracking

Jokes.

Uncle grandpa: better than

Cracking yolks!

[ Rim shot ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Gulps ]

I don't feel so good.

[ Groaning ]

What's happening?

[ Rumbling ]

Uncle grandpa: oh, no!

Too many...

Jo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-kes!

[ Rumbling ]

[ Laughter ]

Uncle grandpa: oh, no!

My ice cream!

Oh, dear!

[ Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! ]

[ Laughter ]

Whoa!

My pacemaker can't handle this.

[ Creak! ]

Huh?

[ Chomp! Whip! Whip! ]

Aah!

[ Stammering ]

[ Chomp! Whip! ]

Get out of there!

[ Laughter ]

Uncle grandpa, these gremlins

Are destroying the neighborhood.

My mom is gonna get so mad at

Me.

This is not funny.

Uncle grandpa: not as funny

As you look with a gremlin in

Your hair.

Huh?

[ Growls ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Pop! ]

Uncle grandpa: wait a second!

Did you just laugh?

Yeah, i-i think so.

Uncle grandpa: that's it!

Your laughing out loud destroys

The gremlins!

But I can't possibly laugh

Long enough to destroy them all.

There's too many!

Uncle grandpa: there's only

One way to make you laugh

Nonstop -- laughing gas!

Laughing gas?

But where are you gonna find

The -- wha!

Uncle grandpa: I need you to

Inhale this.

[ Farting noises ]

But that's not --

Uncle grandpa: I don't have

Time to explain.

[ Sniffing ]

Ugh!

It smells like socks and

Broccoli.

Uncle grandpa: yeah.

I had socks and broccoli for

Lunch.

That's disgusting!

[ Laughing ]

[ Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! ]

[ Slurp! Slurp! Slurp! ]

[ Laughing ]

[ Farting noises ]

[ Screams ]

[ Pop! ]

That's much better.

[ Laughs ] it's working!

[ Pop! Pop! ]

[ Laughing ]

[ Pop! ]

I hate my job.

[ Laughing ]

[ Pop! Pop! Pop! ]

[ Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! ]

[ Pop! Pop! Pop! ]

[ Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! ]

Uncle grandpa: you did it!

I did!

Uncle grandpa: I'm so proud

Of you, jacqueline!

Thanks, uncle grandpa.

I learned that laughing is a

Natural part of life and that

It's not necessarily a sign of

Immaturity and can actually save

People's lives!

No?

Well, I thought that was the

Lesson I was supposed to learn.

[ Chomp! ]

Uncle grandpa, quick!

I need some laughing gas.

Uncle grandpa: [ shuddering ]

[ Whistle! ]

Uncle grandpa: I'm all out!

Well, then, tell a joke or

Something -- something

Hilarious!

Uncle grandpa: I don't really

Do well under pressure, uh, but

Okay.

Something hilarious. Uh...

[ Creak! ]

[ Ding! ]

[ Gasps ]

What do you call a fish with no

Eye?

I don't know! What?

Uncle grandpa: a f-sh!

I don't get it.

Uncle grandpa: think about

It.

F-sh!

Oh! I get it!

F-sh!

A fish without an "i."

[ Rim shot ]

That's funny. [ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ]

Uh-oh.

Both: we did it!

Thanks to your laughing gas.

Uncle grandpa: actually, it

Was all you, jackie -- I mean

Jacqueline.

Actually, I prefer jackie.

[ Laughs ] wacky jackie!

Uncle grandpa: aw yeah!

[ Banjo plays ]

Both: good morning.

Welcome to a revolutionary

Fitness program known as

Grandpa cize, starring everyone

In the world's uncle and

Grandpa, uncle grandpa!

Uncle grandpa: good

Morning!

Hey, guys, hope you're ready to

Get fit with me.

Yeah, yeah! Let's do it!

Uh-huh.

That's right.

Okay. Yeah!

[ Groans ]




Uh...okay!

Uh-huh!

[ Groans ]

Mr. Gus: [ groaning ]

Uncle grandpa: [ groaning ]

Yeah!

Mr. Gus: [ groaning ]

Uncle grandpa: here's where

It gets hard, but I believe in

You.

Mr. Gus: [ groaning ]

Uncle grandpa: [ groaning ]

That's the way to sweat, boys.

Mr. Gus: [ groaning ]

Uncle grandpa: [ groans ]

Yeah!

Mr. Gus: [ groaning ]

Uncle grandpa: yeah!

Feel the burn!

Mr. Gus: [ groaning ]

Uncle grandpa: sweat it out,

Boys, sweat it out!

Mr. Gus: [ groaning ]

Uncle grandpa: feel the bur--

Pizza steve: mr. Gus!

What do you think you're doing?!

[ Electricity crackling ]

How dare you start grandpa cize

Without me?

[ Techno music plays ]

Uncle grandpa: 3, 4.

[ Groans ] yeah!

[ Groans ]

Now go hit the showers!

All: good morning!

[ Pop! Chomp! ]

[ Gulp! ] Ahh!

[ Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! ]

Good morning!