01x25 - Viewer Special

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[ Up-tempo music plays ]

Uncle grandpa: good morning!

Good morning.

Good morning.

Grft: [ roars ]

Uncle grandpa: good morning.

Good morning!

Uncle grandpa: huh huh huh!

Huh huh! Whoa!

Whoa, girl! Stop, honey!

Hello, kids!

Hello, uncle grandpa!

[ Whoosh! Pop! ]

Uncle grandpa: I hope you're

All ready for a very special

Episode.

We're ready!

Uncle grandpa: today one

Lucky viewer will get to draw

Our latest adventure.

Hooray!

Uncle grandpa: I'll just pick

A name out of my good friend

Belly bag here.

And the winner is...

Kev!

You out there, kev?

Kev?

Oh, kev!

Hey, kev!

[ Blink! ]

Hey, my name is kev!

You talking to me, old man?

Uncle grandpa:

Congratulations, kev!

You get to draw the next

Exciting episode of

"Uncle grandpa"!

So, are you excited or what?

Who says I want to draw your

Dumb show anyways?

I think art is dumb.

Uncle grandpa: art isn't

Dumb!

You just need to learn how to

Appreciate it.

And there's no better way to

Appreciate it than by

Creating it.

So, pick up your magic pen and

Start drawing on the screen.

What magic pen?

[ Knock on door ]

Huh?

What?!

[ Roars ]

[ Roars ]

Uncle grandpa: so, just pop

That puppy open and let's get

Started.

Belly bag: I don't know if

This is the best kid to draw our

Viewer special, uncle grandpa.

Uncle grandpa: don't worry,

Belly bag.

I was a teenager once, too.

I know how to get through to

This kid.

Come on, kev!

Draw on this television!

Okay, then.

What am I supposed to draw?

Uncle grandpa: fill the space

Around us with what's inside

Your head!

Eh.

Mr. Gus: I hope the inside of

His head looks better than the

Outside of his head.

Uncle grandpa: what an exotic

Locale.

Hold on. I ain't finished.

[ Pen squeaking ]

There. Done.

I call it "tropical apocalypse."

[ Tires screeching ]

All: aaah!

Uncle grandpa: great start,

Kev!

Very creative.

Now give us something to do.

Like what?

Uncle grandpa: whatever you

Want.

You're drawing it!

Hmm. Whatever I want, huh?

[ Chuckles evilly ]

Mr. Gus: this kid's got a

Weird energy, uncle grandpa.

There.

Uncle grandpa: whoa!

Look at that!

All: aah!

Grft: [ growls ]

Uncle grandpa: that's one

Giant, realistic falling knife.

[ Pop! Yoink! Pop! ]

[ Shing! ]

Sharp, too.

All: aaaaah! Aaaaah!

That was a close one.

Pizza steve: I'll say.

Uncle grandpa: mr. Gus, your

Tail!

Pizza steve: [ gags ]

Mr. Gus: don't worry.

I'm a lizard.

It'll grow back.

[ Grunting ]

[ Whip! ]

Pizza steve: ugh!

Mr. Gus: see?

Uncle grandpa: check it out!

Kev's drawing again.

Uh-oh! The knife's got a g*n!

[ Rays zapping ]

Grft: [ roars ]

[ All breathing heavily ]

Uncle grandpa: thanks, girl!

[ Laughs ]

Man! Drawing
iskind of fun!

Uncle grandpa: okay!

Uh, good job, kev!

Just take it easy on us!

[ Ray zaps ]

Why don't you give us something

Fun to do?

Something fun? I know!

There's nothing funnerer than

Rock 'n' roll!

Uncle grandpa: perfect!

Let's rock out!

Ready? 1, 3, 2!

[ Discordant rock music blares ]

[ Whirl! Whirl! Whirl! Whirl! ]

[ Thwack! Blink! ]

That sounded awesome!

One more time, with feeling!

[ Discordant rock music blares ]

Grft: [ roars ]

Ew, gross!

I hate that song!

Grft: [ yowls ]

Uncle grandpa: uh-oh!

Kev, uh, could you sketch a

Couple of roadies to help us

Out?

Aah! Aaah!

[ Growls ]

Pizza steve: it's a drawing!

It can't hurt you!

[ Cymbals crash ]

[ Shakily ] see?

[ Whimpering ]

[ Snarling ]

Pizza steve: this is

Terrifying, man!

Uncle grandpa: yah-ah-ah-ah!

Well, what do you know?

I'm pretty good at this!

Uncle grandpa: okay, kev!

Uh, that's enough.

This is a cool episode, but, uh,

I'm getting a little freaked

Out.

What are you talking about?

I'm just starting to have fun!

[ Pen squeaks ]

Pizza steve: is that lava?

Mr. Gus: worse -- alien

Skulls!

Whoo-hoo!

Total chaos!

[ Snarling ]

Pizza steve: back off!

I know italian karate!

Ohh!

[ Groans ]

Uncle grandpa: come here,

You!

Chew on this!

Yeesh!

Belly bag: hey!

Let's see how you like it!

Num! Num!

[ All grunt ]

Mr. Gus: kev's making this

Viewer special especially

Difficult.

Pizza steve: I'll say.

Huh? What's that?

[ Pop! ]

Oh, it's a cute ducky.

[ Quacking loudly ]

I call him "quackers."

Quack! Quack! Quack!

Uncle grandpa: now, that's

Just "fowl"!

[ Whack! Chomp! ]

[ Whoosh! ]

Okay, kev!

I think you learned to

Appreciate art!

Belly bag: yeah!

You need to erase all this!

Mr. Gus: and stop tormenting

Us!

No way, man!

If you don't like what I'm

Drawing, then maybe I should

Redraw you!

[ Pen squeaking ]

[ Laughs maniacally ]

I'm the world's greatest artist!

[ Laughs maniacally ]

Uncle grandpa: okay, that's

It!

We got to get that pen out of

Kev's hand!

Pizza steve: but how?

We can't get out of the tv.

Mr. Gus: maybe we could if we

Had some sort of weapon or

Something.

Uncle grandpa: hmm.

That's it!

Oh, kev!

Whatever you do, don't give me a

Third arm that's totally a

Chain saw!

That would be the worst!

[ Ting! ]

Pizza steve: huh?

Mr. Gus: what?

Both: oh, yeah.

Mr. Gus: the worst.

Pizza steve: terrible.

Third arm that's totally a

Chain saw, huh?

Well, how do you like that?!

Uncle grandpa: thanks.

[ Buzzing ]

Huh?

[ Buzzing continues ]

Uncle grandpa: he-e-e-re's

Grandpa!

The tv!

My stepdad's gonna k*ll me!

[ Whoosh! ]

Uncle grandpa: don't worry,

Kev.

[ Pop! ]

Just hand me the magic pen and

I'll draw us back to normal and

I'll draw you an even better tv!

Fine.

[ Chomp! Chomp! Chomp! ]

Uncle grandpa: kev!

Whoa! Whoa!

[ Growls, hisses ]

[ Quacks loudly ]

Uncle grandpa: uh-oh!

[ All snarling ]

Help!

Uncle grandpa, the things I drew

Are attacking me!

Pizza steve: ohhh.

Suddenly, that's ourproblem.

Uncle grandpa: pizza steve

Rat.

Pizza steve: what?

Uncle grandpa: kev, draw some

Erasers!

Okay.

[ Pen squeaking ]

[ Whoosh! ]

[ Whoosh! ]

[ Whoosh! ]

Uncle grandpa: aaaaah!

[ Growls, hisses ]

Pizza steve: italian karate!

[ Whirl! Whirl! Whirl! ]

Hyah!

[ Laughing evilly ]

Mr. Gus: yeah, yeah.

Laugh it up.

[ Whirl! Whirl! Whirl! Whirl! ]

[ Blows ]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[ Eraser squeaking ]

Grft: [ roars ]

All right!

Uncle grandpa: kev, behind

You!

Huh?

[ Quacks loudly ]

Aaaah!

Wha?

Uncle grandpa: the pen is

Mightier than the duck.

[ Quacking loudly ]

[ Quacking ]

Uncle grandpa: time to redraw

Us on model.

[ Pen squeaks ]

[ Ting! ]

[ Pen squeaks ]

[ Ting! ]

Pizza steve: hey, where are

My muscles?

[ Pen squeaks ]

[ Ting! ]

Mr. Gus: much better.

Grft: [ growls ]

[ Whip! Whip! Whip! Whip! ]

Uncle grandpa: here you go,

Honey.

Grft: [ meows ]

Whoa!

Sorry I kind of lost control,

Uncle grandpa.

I didn't realize how cool art

Can be!

Uncle grandpa: that's what I

Like to hear!

With that attitude, you could be

The next leonardo da vincio!

Good morning!

Thanks, uncle grandpa!

Maybe I'll even sign up for one

Of those fancy art schools or

Something!

Uncle grandpa: get ready for

A lifetime of student loans.

Now, if you'll excuse us, we got

To get back to some normalcy

Around here.

[ Pen squeaks ]

Good morning!

Well, I guess I better get

Back to drawing.

[ Quacking ]

[ Boom! ]

[ Water splashing ]

[ Air horn blows ]

Previously on "xarna --

She-warrior of the

Apocalypse"...

There's no gas here for you.

There's no gas here for anyone.

So, where can I get some gas?

[ Horn honks ]

[ Engine revs ]

[ Engine revs ]

[ Engine revs ]

[ Beep ]

[ Whoosh! ]

[ Sniffs ]

That's the stuff.

Hey! That's not your gas!

Who's driving the truck?

Heh heh. Don't worry.

I took care of it.

Now get your bike and take a

Hike.

Heh. I made a rhyme.

You made a mistake.

Aah!

Ouch! That really hurt!

Ouch, ouch, ouch!

Ugh!

Heh heh heh!

I had no idea you'd be so

Heavily armed.

Ha. You made a funny.

Now I punch your face.

Hah. Hah.

Aaah! Ugh!

Ha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-h.

Yah!

Hyah!

Ohh!

Ugh!

[ Laughs ]

You're not the only one with

A leg up.

[ g*nf*re ]

Huh?

[ Laughs ]

That's one way to get ahead.

Dumb lady.

Don't you get it?

The more you hit me, the bigger

I get.

Whoa!

Oops!

So, you want to get bigger,

Do ya?

Bring it!

Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!

[ Bubble! Bubble! ]

Huh-ugh!

[ Bubble! ]

Aah! Huh-ugh!

[ Bubble! ]

Huh-ugh!

[ Bubble! Bubble! ]

Huh-ugh!

Wha-wha-aah-ugh-aah-aah!

[ Laughs evilly ]

Now I'm even bigger!

Size doesn't matter.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Guess I could have tried

Asking nicely.

Uh-oh.

[ Crunch! ]

[ Tires screech ]

Phew.

Aaaaah!

Mmm! Mmm!

Aaaah! Ha ha!

My bride!

Ew.

You're not exactly my type.

[ Whirring ]