01x04 - Funny Face

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[ Up-tempo music plays ]

Uncle grandpa: good morning!

Good morning.

Good morning.

Grft: [ roars ]

Uncle grandpa: good morning.

Good morning!

[ Laughter ]

Pizza steve: okay, okay.

Now it's pizza steve's turn.

Uncle grandpa: [ laughs ]

Belly bag: [ laughs ]

[ Laughter ]

Uncle grandpa: your turn,

Giant realistic flying tiger.

[ Whoosh! ]

Grft: [ roars ]

[ Laughter ]

Uncle grandpa: it's your turn

Again, belly bag.
Belly bag: all right, but

This time, I need to borrow your

Eyes.

Bleh!

[ Laughter ]

Mr. Gus: what are you guys

Doing?

Uncle grandpa: hey, mr. Gus.

We're having a funny-face party.

Mr. Gus: a funny-face party?

Why wasn't I invited?

Uncle grandpa: because I love

You, mr. Gus, but your sense of

Humor's a little too

Sophisticated for a funny-face

Party.
Belly bag: what

Uncle grandpa's trying to say

Is, we didn't invite you because

You never seem to find anything

Funny, mr. Gus.

Pizza steve: yeah, you're a

Real party pooper.

You're always pooping on our

Parties.
But as you can see,

Pizza steve's at the party,

Which makes it 100% poop-free.

Mr. Gus: fine.

You guys can do what you want,

But be careful with funny faces,

'Cause they can cause a lot of

Pain.

Pizza steve: there he goes,

Pooping all over our party.

Uncle grandpa: see you later,

Mr. Gus.

Pizza steve: come on.

Let's get back to it.

Uncle grandpa: okay.

Whose turn is it?

Mine!

All right, gentlemen and lady...

Grft: [ purrs ]

Uncle grandpa: ...get ready

For the funniest funny face in

All of funny face-land.

[ Squeak! ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Creak! ]

[ Hiccuping and burping

Rhythmically ]

[ Laughter ]

[ Pop! ]

Uncle grandpa: was it funny?

[ Burping rhythmically ]

Uncle grandpa: good morn--

[ Boom! ]

[ Laughing ]

Pizza steve: [ laughing ]

Oh, make it stop!

It's too funny!

[ Laughter continues ]

Uncle grandpa: okay.

Okay, that's enough funny-face

Party.
Time to go about our normal,

Everyday activities.

Grft: [ roars ]

[ Hiccuping and burping

Rhythmically ]

Pizza steve: pizza steve's

Normal, everyday activities

Include hang gliding, flying

Around in my jetpack.

I'm also a superhero.

[ Snores ]

What's that?

[ Hiccuping and burping
rhythmically ]

Pizza steve: [ laughs ]

[ Dance music plays ]

媻 yeah, oh, oh

媻 yeah

媻 oh

Grft: [ roars ]

媻 yeah

媻 oh

[ Hiccuping and burping

Rhythmically ]

Grft: [ laughs ]

[ Sproing! ]

[ Telephone rings ]

Uncle grandpa: good morning.

Belly bag: what's cooking,

Good looking?

Uncle grandpa: a telephone.

Belly bag: sounds delicious.

[ Telephone rings ]

Uncle grandpa: hang on.

I have another call.
Belly bag: okay.

[ Thwip! ]

[ Telephone beeps ]
uncle grandpa: good morning.

[ Hiccuping and burping

Rhythmically ]

[ Both laugh ]

Uncle grandpa: stop.

That's enough funny face.

[ Panting ]

Whew!

[ Laughing ]

[ Boom! ]

[ Panting, laughing ]

I got to hide from this thing.

[ Panting ]

[ Hiccuping and burping

Continue ]

Uncle grandpa: [ sighs ]

That funny face is relentless.

Pizza steve: you're telling

Me.
I'm starting to get crust

Bubbles from laughing so much.

Grft: [ roars ]

Uncle grandpa: that's

Terrible, girl.

And I don't think my funny bone

Can take much more of this.

[ Hiccuping and burping

Continue ]

[ Laughter ]

[ All scream ]

[ Laughter continues ]

Mr. Gus: looks like those

Guys are having a pretty good

Time without me.

Uncle grandpa: [ panting ]

We got to destroy that thing.

[ Hiccuping and burping

Continue ]

[ g*n c*ck ]

[ Laughter continues ]

[ Boom! ]

[ Panting ]

Shhhhh!

[ Hiccuping and burping

Continue ]

Pizza steve: I think we lost

Him.

Uncle grandpa: if we don't

Figure out a way to destroy that

Funny face, we're gonna die

Laughing.

[ Hiccuping and burping

Continue ]
[ all laughing ]

[ Boom! ]
Belly bag: but we can't be

Serious long enough to destroy

It.

Pizza steve: then we need to

Find someone who can -- someone

Who's super serious, which

Eliminates me, since I'm clearly

The funniest one in the r.v. And

The world.

Uncle grandpa: that's it!

I know just the guy to save our

Butts -- someone who never

Laughs or smiles.

Belly bag: pogo the sad

Clown?

Uncle grandpa: no.

[ Whoosh! ]

Mr. Gus.

Pizza steve: then let's go

Fetch that party pooper so he

Can party-poop that funny face's

Face party.

[ Hiccuping and burping

Rhythmically ]

[ Laughter ]

Uncle grandpa: to mr. Gus'

Room!

[ Splat! ]

Uncle grandpa: we got to lock

This door.

[ Clang! ]

No way he's getting through

That.

Mr. Gus! Mr. Gus!

Mr. Gus!

Mr. Gus: can I help you?

Uncle grandpa: mr. Gus, we

Totally didn't listen to you.

I made a funny face that was so

Funny, it took on a life of its

Own, and now it's chasing us

Around the r.v., Making us laugh

Ourselves to death.

[ Pop! ]

[ Laughs frantically ]

And we need someone super

Serious who will stand up to it

And defeat it.

[ Riggle! ]

And you're the most serious

Person we know, so you got to

Help us out, friend.

Pretty please?

Mr. Gus: hmm.

No.

[ All gasp ]

Friends invite friends to their

Funny-face parties.

[ Door slams ]

[ Flop! ]

Belly bag: wow.

Not only are we gonna laugh

Ourselves to death, but we hurt

Mr. Gus' feelings.

Pizza steve: yeah [sighs]

Not inviting him to the

Funny-face party was like when

We weren't invited to the

Greatest martian contest.

Uncle grandpa: that was a

Hard day.

Mr. Gus must feel awful.

[ Pounding on door ]

Oh, no.

Quick, guys!

He's gonna break through!

[ Burps ]
[ whoosh! ]

Pizza steve: now what do we

Do?
I mean, i-i could

Single-handedly hold this thing

Back for only two, three weeks,

Tops.

Uncle grandpa: we can't do

This without mr. Gus.

Grft: [ roars ]

Uncle grandpa: I'll tell you

How we win mr. Gus back.

We invite him to our

Destroy-the-funny-face party.

Mr. Gus: yeah?

Uncle grandpa: here you go.

Mr. Gus: what's this?

Uncle grandpa: it's an
invitation.

Mr. Gus, you are formally

Invited to our

Destroy-the-funny-face party.

Mr. Gus: so you guys ignore

Me and make fun of me and then

Think I'll come save your butts

By giving me a rock with my name

On it?
Uncle grandpa: yep.

Pizza steve: we sure do.

Mr. Gus: not this time.

Uncle grandpa: [ gasps ]

But I thought you were our

Friend.

Mr. Gus: so did i.

Guess we were both wrong.

[ Door slams ]

[ Fizzle! ]

Uncle grandpa: what have we

Done?

[ Burps ]

Pizza steve: this is awful.

Mr. Gus is upset with us.

Uncle grandpa: yeah.

He's so upset, he doesn't want

To be our friend anymore.

Pizza steve: we're doomed!

Uncle grandpa: we lost our

Best buddy.

Belly bag: I know we're gonna

Die a horrible death and all,

But I can't help but feel worse

That we hurt mr. Gus' feelings.

Uncle grandpa: the way we

Treated him [sniffles] he

Wouldn't even show up to our

Funny-face funeral.

Pizza steve: [ sobbing ] he

Wouldn't even show up to

Pizza steve's funeral.

[ Hiccuping and burping

Rhythmically ]

Uncle grandpa: [ sobbing ]

Pizza steve: [ sobbing ]

Belly bag: [ sobbing ]

Grft: [ sobbing ]

[ Boom! ]

[ Fizzle! ]

[ Gulp! ]

[ Laughing loudly ]

Uncle grandpa: well, our

Tears of sorrow destroyed the

Funny face.

We may be alive, but without

Mr. Gus as our friend, what does

That matter?

Mr. Gus: guys, I'm still your

Friend.

Uncle grandpa: mr. Gus!

Mr. Gus: I'll always be your

Friend, but I knew that the only

Thing you took seriously was our

Friendship.

So, by making you think our

Friendship was over, it would

Cause you to get serious enough

To defeat the funny face.

Uncle grandpa: ohh, that

Makes sense.

Pizza steve: yeah, I was

About to suggest that plan

Myself.

Uncle grandpa: you're so

Smart, pizza steve.

I'm sorry we didn't listen to

Your warnings about making funny

Faces, mr. Gus.

And as an apology, I formally

Invite you to our

Cuddle-with-mr-gus-party.

Grft: [ purrs ]

Mr. Gus: [ sighs ]

Pizza steve: am I dreaming?

Uncle grandpa: no. I am.

Aah!

Narrator: "new experiences

With beary nice..."

That's me!

Narrator: "...and

Hotdog person."

That's me.

One for you.

And one for me.

Our very first ice-cream cones,

Hotdog person.

Aren't you excited?

I don't know, beary.

[ Creak! ]

[ Pop! ]

It could be dangerous.

Hmm.

That is a possibility...

[ Whoosh! ]

[ Birds chirping ]

...but it could also be

Delicious.

That's why we have new

Experiences.

Oh, yeah.

Here we go.

[ Grunting ]

[ Bee buzzes ]

Oh. [ Chuckles ]

Hello, bumblebee.

Ah.

[ Whap! Thwoop! ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Fire bell rings ]
aa-a-a-a-a-a-ah!

[ Slurp! ]

[ Smacks lips ]

Mmm!

[ Alarm blaring ]

Mmm.

[ Pulsating ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Breathing rapidly ]

Mmm.

Aaaaaah!

Oh! Ohh! Aaaaaaah!

Oh! Ohh! Aaaaaaah!

[ Gasps, screams ]

That was quite delicious.

Aah!

So, what did you think of

Your first ice-cream cone,

Hotdog person?

[ Muffled ] I didn't like it.

[ Pop! ]

[ Pop! ]