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01x01 - Belly Bros

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Uncle Grandpa". Aired: September 2, 2013 – June 30, 2017.*
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Uncle Grandpa is a magical shapeshifting person that stops by children's houses every day to see how they are doing.

01x01 - Belly Bros

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[ Up-tempo music plays ]

Uncle grandpa: good morning!

Good morning.

Good morning.

Grft: [ roars ]

Uncle grandpa: good morning.

Good morning!

Uncle grandpa: [ laughing ]

Come here, you!

Uncle grandpa: good morning,

Good morning, good morning, good

Morning.

Uncle grandpa: [ laughing ]

Gotcha!

[ Sheep bleats ]

[ Yelps ]

Uncle grandpa: [ yelps ]

I love that dream.

Good morning!

[ Sheep bleats ]

[ Pop! ]

Here you go, honey.

[ Chomp! ]

[ Squeak! ]

Looking good, grandpa!

[ Squish! ]

Good morning, giant realistic

Flying tiger!

Grft: [ roars ]

Uncle grandpa: I'm sorry,

Giant realistic flying tiger.

Grft: [ roars ]

Uncle grandpa: I love you,

Giant realistic flying tiger!

Grft: [ meows ]

[ Whoosh! Sploink! ]

Uncle grandpa: good morning,

Mr. Gus!

Mr. Gus: [ grunts ]

Morn...ing.

Uncle grandpa: as my super

Strong bodyguard dinosaur man,

Sworn to protect me, would you

Kindly sh**t me?

Mr. Gus: okay.

Uncle grandpa: thanks.

[ Boom! ]

Ya-a-a-a-a-a-a-y!

[ Grunts ]

Good morning, belly bag!

Belly bag: morning,

Uncle grandpa!

Uncle grandpa: good morning,

Pizza steve!

[ Creak! ]

[ Pop! ]

Pizza steve: hey, uncle g!

Uncle grandpa: you're the

Coolest, pizza steve.

Pizza steve: I know.

So, whatcha got in store for us

Today?

Uncle grandpa: good question!

Let's find out.

Hey, uncle grandpa, what have I

Got in store for us today?

Uncle grandpa: I don't know.

Ask him.

Uncle grandpa: well?

Uncle grandpa: [ sneezes ]

[ Tires squealing ]

Honey!

You're gonna be late for school!

[ Grunts ]

Yeah, yeah! [ Grunts ]

I'm coming!

I-i've just got to get...

[ Straining ]

...this shirt on!

Uncle grandpa: buckle up for

Safety!

Good morning!

[ Gasps ]

Who are you?

Uncle grandpa: I'm your

Uncle grandpa!

Belly bag: he's not just

Your
uncle grandpa!

He's everyone in the world's

Uncle and grandpa!

And when he comes to visit, it's

Sure to be a time you'll never

Forget!

[ Retches ]

[ Pop! Pop! ]

Uncle grandpa: I like trains!

So, what's going down?

I can't fit into my shirt

'Cause of my --

[ Squelch ]

My big belly!

I-i hate my big belly!

Uncle grandpa: [ gasps ]

Poor kid. I feel your pain.

When I was a kid, I hated my

Big belly.

But then I learned that big

Bellies are awesome.

Uncle grandpa: hey, kid!

Big bellies are awesome!

They are? Yeah!

Uncle grandpa: [ straining ]

[ Pop! ]

Check out what I can do with

Mine.

You think that's cool?

Check this out!

[ Creak! Squelch! ]

Pretty slick, huh?

[ Sploi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oing! ]

Belly bag: and the best part

Of having a big belly is that

Uncle grandpa gets to wear me!

Uncle grandpa: that's right,

Belly bag.

I don't know. Uh --

Uncle grandpa: come on!

We're belly brothers.

That's a bond you can't break.

We have to look out for each

Other.
[ Zip! Pop! ]

Come on.

Can't you just make my shirt fit

Over my stupid belly?

Uncle grandpa: you mean your

Awesome belly!

Hey, mr. Gus!

Mr. Gus: yeah?

Uncle grandpa: you're the

Strongest guy I know.

Try pulling this kid's shirt

Down.

Mr. Gus: no problemo.

Hold still.

[ Both grunting ]

[ Roars ]

[ Squeak! ]

Oh, no! M-my shirt!

[ Squink! ]

Mr. Gus: [ chomps ]

Uncle grandpa: don't worry,

Kid.

I'll make you a new shirt!

Knock, knock.

Belly bag: who's there?

Uncle grandpa: uncle grandpa.

Belly bag: uncle grandpa --

[ Retches ]

Uncle grandpa: too mature.

Too old-fashioned.

Too confusing. Maybe later.

Here we go! Hold this.

Perfect! Ta-da!

It needs a cool design.

What kind of stuff you into?

Hmm. Oh, yeah!

I like night wolves!

Uncle grandpa: yeah, those

Are pretty cool.

[ Creak! Hiss! Pop! ]

I'm gonna need my airbrush.

Belly bag: here you go.

Uncle grandpa: thanks.

Okay. Night wolves.

Done!

Here you go. Night wolves!

That is so rad!

Why is there a giant taco on

Top?

[ Pop! Whoosh! ]

Uncle grandpa: I paint what I

See.

[ Tink! ]

Try it on!

Okay, as long as it'll cover

Up my stupid belly.

[ Screams ]

Uncle grandpa: huh? Oh, no!

His shirt must've magically

Transported him into night wolf

Land!
[ Grunts ]

I got to save him!

The belly brotherhood is a

Brotherhood that can't be

Broken!

Belly bag: plus, his mom's

Gonna be, like, super mad!

Uncle grandpa: good point.

[ Screaming ]

[ Whistle! ]

[ Gasps ]

Please don't hurt me!

[ Hisses ]

Uncle grandpa: leave the kid

Alone!

Come on, kid! Use your belly.

I don't know how!

[ Squish! Bubble! ]

[ Hisses ]

Uncle grandpa: like this.

Cool belly-fist-punch,

Uncle grandpa!

Uncle grandpa: adiã³s,tacos.

[ Creak! ]

[ Squish! ]

[ Wham! ]

Wow! You saved me.

Uncle grandpa: the first rule

Of the belly brotherhood is you

Never leave a belly brother

Behind.

Now let's get out of this shirt

Before the night wolves show up.

[ All growling ]

Uncle grandpa: uh-oh.

A six-pack of night wolves...

With six packs.

[ Roars ]

[ Squish! ]

[ Screaming ]

Uncle grandpa: [ screaming ]

[ Poing! ]

Where are we going?

Belly bag: looks like they're

Taking us to their wolf den!

Taking us to their wolf den!
Taking us to their wolf den!

[ Door creaks ]

Uncle grandpa: nice den.

[ Whoosh! ]

[ Splash! ]

[ Slurping ]

Needs pesto.

[ Growls ]

Come and get it!

Uncle grandpa!

[ Whiffle! Thud! ]

All right!

I'm starving!

Mmm.

See you for dessert, kid.

Uncle grandpa: kid, these

Night wolves are gonna eat me

First.
You've got to save me!

But I don't know how!

Uncle grandpa: use your belly

Like I did!

But you're uncle grandpa.

I'm just a kid.

Uncle grandpa: no.

You're a belly brother!

Uncle grandpa: I believe in

You.

[ Screaming ]

[ Squish! ]

[ Both whimpering ]

Uncle grandpa: great job!

[ Squeak! Thud! ]

Let's do this!

[ Whack! Whack! ]

Yeah!

[ Whines ]

[ Creak! Whack! ]

[ Bong! ]

[ Whines ]

[ Pop! Sque-e-e-ak! ]

Uncle grandpa: not bad.

My turn now.

[ Roars ]

Good morning!

[ Whap! ]

[ Ting! ]

[ Yelps, whines ]

[ Thwap! Slurp! Squeak! Pop! ]

[ Screech! ]

[ Strike! ]

[ Whirl! ]

[ Growls ]

Uncle grandpa: oh, no.

Time to feast!

Hey, night wolf!

Why don't you feast your eyes on

This?!

[ Squelch! ]

Look into my belly.

Look deep into my belly.

Deeper. Deeper.

Deeper. Deeper.

[ Blam! ]

[ Creak! Pop! ]

Uncle grandpa: you did it!

Hey, you never leave a belly

Brother behind.
[ Chuckles ]

Right?
Uncle grandpa: yeah.

Thanks for saving me from those

Hungry night wolves!

No. Thank you, uncle grandpa.

You taught me that having a big

Belly is pretty cool.

Uncle grandpa: that's what

Belly brothers are for.

Belly bag: uncle grandpa, we

Got to get this kid home before

His mom gets mad!

Uncle grandpa: you're right,

Belly bag.

Let's get out of here.

[ Whistles ]

Grft: [ roars ]

Whoa!

Uncle grandpa: come on!

Let's go-o-o-o!

[ Whoosh! Whoosh! Pbht!]

Sorry about your new shirt I

Made you.

[ Chuckles ]

Oh, I don't need a shirt

Anymore.

It would only cover my awesome

Belly.

Uncle grandpa: that's what I

Like to hear!

Now give me a belly brothers

Belly bump.

[ Creak! ]

Are you ready yet?

[ Scoffs ]

You don't even have a shirt on!

Uncle grandpa taught me that

Belly brothers don't have to

Wear shirts!

Uncle grandpa?

Yeah, he's right h--

Uncle grandpa: good morning!

[ Chomping ]

Uncle grandpa: [ straining ]

[ Gasps, continues straining ]

Mr. Gus: what are you doing,

Uncle grandpa?

Uncle grandpa: mr. Gus, look!

There's an imposter.

Everyone knows I'm the real

Uncle grandpa.

Mr. Gus: [ sighs ]

That's not an imposter.

That just spells

"Uncle grandpa."

Uncle grandpa: [ gasps ]

This thing has magical spells?!

I'll be right back.

Pizza steve: a slice of life

With pizza ste-e-e-e-e-ve!

[ Laughte]

Mr. Gus: [ sighing ]

[ Creak! Zap! ]

Pizza steve: what is going

On, big mr. Gus?

Mr. Gus: I waswatching a

Humorous comedy show.

Pizza steve: yeah?

Well, check this out!

Pizza steve is getting into some

Serious three-wheel motion here.

[ Squink! ]

Yeah, I'm glad I decided to make

This awesome speed-cycle with my

Own two hands...

And feet.

Mr. Gus: you didn't make

That.

Pizza steve: uh...

Yes, I did.

Totally crafted this little

Princess from scratch -- just

Stuff laying around the r.v.!

I'm basically a modern-day

Thomas einston, except like a

Brazilian times better!

Mr. Gus: you didn't make

That.

You got that --

[ Engine revving ]

Pizza steve: oh. I'm sorry.

Were you saying something?

Please continue.

Mr. Gus: you --

[ Engine continues revving ]

You got --

You got that --

[ Tires squealing ]

You gonna let me finish?

Pizza steve: yeah, bro.

Go ahead.

Mr. Gus: you --

[ Engine revs, tires squealing ]

[ Whoosh! ]

You didn't make that!

You got that as a christmas

Present from uncle grandpa!

We all did!

Uncle grandpa: true story,

Mr. Gus!

Grft: [ roaring ]

[ Tires screeching ]

Uncle grandpa: okay, now, to

Fight magical spells with

Magical spells.

Uncle grandpa-dacus,

Good mornincus!

[ Zap! ]

[ Hiss! ]

[ Crack! ]

Mr. Gus: are you happy now?

Uncle grandpa: yeah.

Hey! You're not ule gapa!

I'mule gapa!

That was quite delicious.