12x14 - Nobody Puts Baby Breaks in the Corner

[bunniefuu]

Previously on Below Deck...

I’m a very particular kisser.

Does it look as bad as
I remember it feeling?

I don’t want you that
close to guests anymore.

Yeah, fair enough, yeah.

You got to draw the line.

Our primary guest is Emily.

Welcome to beautiful
St. Martin.

I’m losing my t*ts.

Five days after this trip,
they’re gone.

The charter guest with
the cancer, it really hits home.

[crying]

We’re going to actually anchor
in St. Barths, Med-moor.

It’s going to be very
stressful for me.

There’s many obstacles
to get in there.

We cannot ba*ls this up.

When I finished work, and
she asked me to wash

all of the----ing toilets at
one o’clock in the morning.

She told me, Solene you finish,
you go to bed.

Don’t----ing lie.

What the [bleep]?

You’re in trouble.

So I go to bed when
everything is finished.

Well, technically you go to bed
when I send you to bed.

Ah, yes, of course.

Nice conversation, Rainbeau.

No, it wasn’t.

It was sarcastic.

She’s not worth it, bro.
She’s not----ing worth it.

[bleep] Rainbeau again.

She does the----ing list.

I will report
this book every day.

I try every day.
I try, I try.

I just... ah!

[sighs]

- Get it, girl.
- Whoo!

Hi, ladies.

Rainbeau is here!
Woo!

Yes!
Having the greatest time.

I will do all of
these----ing books

that she sent me to do.

Of course, she continue
to speak to me.

Yes?

Can I please get two glasses
of champagne upstairs,

one of rosé, and
one reposada, please.

Yeah.

Ah!

It was the last one.
I don’t have any more.

Oh, my earring.
[bleep]. Oh, no.

Okay.

I can definitely see So-So’s
not really

working up to her standard.

Look right there. What’s that?

Ah!

I know Rainbeau’s been working
her a*s off this season.

And... I do think So-So
is a bit of an apple

at the moment that’s rotting,

but she did that to herself.

The rosé is somewhere...

- Champagne?
- Champagne.

- Rosé.
- Rosé for you?

Solene, Solene, Rainbeau.
I’ll meet you in lower pantry.

- You wanted to speak?
- You have a second.

I thought we’d done.
We speak here. We speak here.

You want to speak again?

I’m just trying
to clear the air, bro,

because it’s like...

- Most of the time it’s cool.
- Yeah. Me, too.

And then we get to lates, bro.

Late, the night.
I don’t know what's happened.

It’s the w*r.

You talk to me like if
I am your baby children.

These nights are
super painful for me.

So tomorrow, can we try?

We’re going to try tomorrow.

- We’re going to try.
- Tomorrow, we try.

We’re going to try.

- You can go to bed.
- Thank you.

Can you do a booby cake
for tomorrow?

Because she’s got breast cancer

and she’s getting her boobs
taken out next week.

That’s definitely
a Fraser question.

I’ll text him. Sweet.
Sweet.

- Sweet.
- Thank you.

Oh my God, I got to
- ing go to bed.

[sighs]

Hola.

- Be careful, it’s hot.
- Thank you.

- Sit for two minutes.
- Yes, sit. How are you feeling?

Solene still doesn’t think
that she’d done the same thing

to me as what Jess did to her.

Not at all.

But at least I’m getting
a ride out of it.

[laughing]

I did back off Solene
because I saw that

her and Jess were a thing.

But now they’re not a thing.

I don’t really need to
back off anymore, do I?

Oh...

I need to stop
- ing falling for women.

[bleep]’s sake.

- Morning.
- Hey.

Do you have cake mix?

Why, what happened?

They have asked for a
surprise for the primary

because she’s having
her boobs removed.

Two n*pples and maybe
a nipple ring.

- For when?
- For the dinner this evening.

All right, let’s me try
to survive lunch

and crew lunch first.

Then dinner is going
to be another story.

Okay.

I have lots of pictures, babe.

You have lots of pictures.

Do you need to stay
away from guests still?

I’m just keeping my distance.

I’ve got other deck crew there.
I’ll back off.

I get you, mate. I’ll be back.

Yeah, I’ll be here.

- Well, I’m----ing tired.
- Yeah.

What’s up?

Rainbeau.

She’s like up to here
with So-So.

And this is personal
stuff aside.

Like, you’re really crap
at your job.

So-So, she doesn’t take
anything serious, you know?

She thinks it’s a joke.

It needs to be a point where
you’re like held accountable.

- Yeah.
- This is some BS.

I’m the one that spent more
time work with Solene.

She doesn’t really work enough.

All this time is not a
surprise for anyone else.

That’s why it doesn't
even bother me anymore.

Why would it be bothering Jess?

Clear is not about work.

I think it’s more
about the personal stuff.

- See you later.
- Chin-chin.

Yeah.

Hopefully that just falls
out properly, yeah?

Guys, everything okay here?
Do you want something?

Are we heading
up for breakfast?

Sure. Yeah.

Fraser, Fraser. The guests
are going to Sky Lounge.

Okay. Copy.

This way.

All right.

That looks dynamite.

- Thank you.
- My pleasure.

Just a little more weight
to rocket me down

the slide after this.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, sorry.

- Bonjour.
- Good morning.

How are you?

Bien, et toi?

Very good. Thank you.

Today on the beach, I’m
sending Rainbow and Solene.

As you know,
Solene’s my problem child.

So if you could tell
your crew to not...

[bleep] around with
her on the beach?

Don’t----ing talk to her.

I don’t want Rainbeau
doing it on her own.

It’s not fair.
It’s not the job.

The job is to work.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I know what
Solene can be like.

So if we can just make sure
and be really clear.

I’m not going to
give up on Solene.

Not yet.

And we’ve come far,
and we’re going to

cross the finish line
together, hand in hand.

That is my goal.

This is not easy.

Just keep a really close
eye on this little...

- Yeah.
- Mental case.

Looks like a nice
spread this morning.

- Yeah.
- It’s beautiful.

So we have the toys
out this morning.

And then at 12:30, we’re going
to head to the beach.

The best beach of the season.

- Really?
- Yes.

- Okay.
- Yay!

And then we’ll head
into St. Barth’s.

- Yay, okay.
- Okay.

We have a very resource heavy
day today with a beach picnic.

Then we’re going
to head into Gustavia

and we have to Med-moor.

I’m extremely nervous.

I’ve never as a captain
been in this port.

And the crew are
going to be tired.

And if they’re off their game,

it can severely impact
on what I can do.

What the [bleep]
is going on here?

Oh, you’re kidding me.

- ing miles off, it’s gone.

I can’t have guests on the deck
walking up to the bridge.

I am----ing livid.

If things don’t
go exactly as planned,

we’re going to be in trouble.

On the beach.
Rainbeau’s going with you.

She’s in charge.

Just make sure you’re
helping her with

anything she needs help
with service-wise.

Hey, you’re going to be one of
the people that go to the beach.

Okay.

Fraser’s asked me to just,
while you’re there,

not to talk to So-So.

Okay.

He’s worried about
Rainbeau and So-So

getting along while they’re
there and creating sh--.

Just keep the distance.

Just don’t talk to Solene.

Fraser said didn’t want any
distractions or any reason

for Rainbeau
to come back and go,

oh, she wasn’t
pulling her weight,

she was flirting with boys.

Just don’t talk to So-So.

The whole So-So thing
is so----ed.

There’s literally
nothing we can do.

That’s fine.

Regardless if we
speak to her at all.

I can understand
the frustrations

Fraser’s going through
and we’re kind of at wit's end.

The nature of each HOD,
we have each other’s back.

So if it’s going
to make his life easier,

it’ll make my life easier.

I mean, all of my crew is
just going to not talk to her.

How difficult could this be?

I don’t give a [bleep],
if she can’t do her job,

that’s someone else's problem.

I just don’t want any
of you talking to her.

That’s it.

Coming up...

We’re heading into port here
in St. Barths.

The biggest thing that
all captains fear

in the Caribbean is tying up
in St. Barths.

Hold the anchors.

This is a 911 situation!

I’ll unclip you and then you can
start up and go from there.

Okay, let’s do this sh--.

All righty, enjoy.

It’s gorgeous.
It’s so pretty.

[grunts]

[shouting]

All right, Rainbeau,
do some pointing.

We’ll do some of this.

One of the umbrella
situations here.

Yeah.

I think a lot of
things drive me.

One of my exes told me I wasn’t
ambitious enough for him.

[bleep] that guy.

But it’s also like
I’ve seen success.

I’m kind of like a
heartless k*ller in the sense

of like if I actually want
something, I will get it.

You know, if, ands or
buts, it’s mine.

How are things going
with you and So-So?

You want to use me?
Use me.

Okay.

But did you get the
talking to not speak to her.

Yeah, not allowed to
speak to her.

Yeah.

Which sounds like a her
problem, not a me problem.

Yeah, that’s definitely
a her problem.

Who’s coming for a boat ride?

Okay. We have all guests.
I’ll escort them down.

Copy that.

- All right, Stills.
- Yes, sir.

Ready?

Shore party, shore party.
We’re making arrival.

Guests incoming.

Whoop!

Almost.

Hi, guys.
Welcome to your beach picnic.

Welcome.

Bye, guys. Have a good day.

Yeah.

I’m going to have you stay
on drink service.

Yeah.

Ooh!

- Woo!
- Are you okay?

[laughing]

That popped on accident.

Wow.

Yeah, I know.

You just got here.

No, so far no death
thoughts yet.

No intrusive thoughts yet.

If you want to pour
Emily some more champagne...

Am I being stupid?
Where’s the top to this?

- Look.
- [gasps]

- Yai. Yai.
- Yala.

Yala.

How are things going with Jess?

Everything okay.

Do you think anything’s
going to, like,

lead to anything after
the season or not?

Honestly, I don’t think they do.

I don’t know.

I think it’s good
whatever you have.

- Have you?
- No.

Have you?

My Lord, if I didn’t do this,
I didn’t do...

Okay.

No. It’s ketchup.

Ah, it’s not ketchup.

So we have a Provençal
pan seared ahi tuna

with zucchini basil quinoa.

- It’s so good.
- Mm-hmm.

Yes, sir.

Where’s my radio?

Copy that, on my way.

- How was lunch?
- Mmm.

- Phenomenal.
- Yeah? Good.

- Thank you.
- So good.

- Should we go out there?
- Yeah.

- Yeah, you guys want to go?
- Yeah.

Thanks, Chef.
You k*lled it.

Catch you on the flip side.

Yeah.

I love the feeling to escape.

- Yeah?
- Yes.

Do you hate the feeling to work?
You’re like Chef.

Both of you complain
all the day about your job.

But you choose your job.

No way.

- Thanks, bro.
- No problem, man.

All good, brother?

I’m just going to grab a coffee.

Cool.

We’re ahead, though.
That’s good.

We are actually ahead.

Good work, man.
Thank you.

Thanks.

Show my worth.
Prove my worth.

Mm-hmm.

I’ve talked to Kyle a few times.

I can tell he had a
difficult upbringing.

I think we all have this
drive to want to be

better than where we came from.

I grew up in a pretty
rough part of New York.

It wasn’t pretty.
It wasn’t nice.

So we left when I was 10

because my dad knew
he didn’t want me

to grow up in that lifestyle.

You know, I remember
police sirens.

I remember on occasion
hearing g*nshots.

Leaving there also
played into my life.

Who knows if I would have
gone to university?

Who knows if I would have
gotten into yachting?

You know, and I think
Kyle wants to be better.

And I know he’s trying
to figure himself out

who he is and
where he fits in.

Well, once we get back,
we’ll split into probably two.

- Yeah.----ing get it.
- We’ll get it.

How do we wash this?

- In the ocean.
- Okay.

Yeah, I’m the professional
washer.

I’m gonna wash the ocean.

It’s a natural washing.

Bro, why are you
putting sand on it?

Why are you laughing?
How you tell me to wash.

Are you not happy?

Very clean.

No, don’t put the knife
in your pants.

Don’t put the knife
in your pants.

[gasps]

She’s gonna hurt herself.

- How’d it go?
- It was good. It was great.

Oh, good.
Good, good, good, good.

One, two, three, jump!

Oh, I can’t wait
for a c*ck right now.

Drop off tomorrow, b*tches.

You can sit and spin.
Nailed it.

- Bye, guys.
- Bye-bye.

And we’re back.

What?

Welcome back.

We’ve got a nice
little refreshing

raspberry vodka treat.

It’s not too strong.

We’re heading into the port,
I believe, at five o’clock.

Okay.

I reckon to maximize
the experience,

just to hang out here and
watch the whole thing.

You’ll also be getting a sunset
during that time as well.

Are we docked there overnight?

Yes.

Bridge, bridge,
that’s the stern door closed.

Okay, let’s go to
St. Barths’, b*tches.

Okay, all deck crew in
the wheelhouse, please.

All deck crew in the wheelhouse.

Copy that.

Okay, guys.

So, we’re heading into the
port here in St. Barth’s.

The guys will tell us
where to put the anchor,

so just keep telling me
where it needs to be.

The biggest two things that all
captains fear in the Caribbean

is going through that bridge

and tying up in St. Barth’s.

In St. Barth’s, all mooring is
what’s called a Med-moor style.

It’s where you put
out two anchors

and you back into the dock.

There’s a lot of vessels
in there, all jam packed.

There’s lines in the
water I could run over.

There’s a lot at stake if
this Med-moor doesn’t go right.

Once we get both anchors out,
make sure there’s slack.

Very important.

I’ll bring the boat aft.

You’re going
to give me distances.

You’ll have interior
staff on fenders.

This is where they’ll be
most important, okay?

So, if I drift into a boat,

those fenders are put
where they need to be.

All right, let’s get this
anchor up. Let’s boogie.

Anchor chain.
Three shackles.

We have a short stay
leading five o’clock.

Anchor chain
straight up and down.

Anchor chain straight
up and down.

Anchor in the pocket!

You ready?

Okay, guys.

We’re heading into St. Barth’s.

So, interior,
radio silence, please.

Jess, I do not care
about the grey boat.

I only care about Relentless.

Distance to Relentless,


I’m nervous.
This is always scary.

This is like the ultimate test
of, can we work together?

This is what we’ve been leading
up to this whole season.

There is more of a safety risk.

There’s a lot more
pressure on Kerry.

I’m just glad that
I’m a deckhand

in charge of an anchor

and not a captain
in charge of a ship.

[bleep]

Captain, we’re going to
be dropping the anchor

between the two yellow buoys.



Copy, thank you.

Bridge, bridge.

Your stern is now passing
the center of the slip.

- Drop?
- Go ahead.

Dropping anchor,
dropping anchor.

Okay, where am I sitting?

Distance on bow,


Another anchor drop.

Okay, both anchors are down.

We’ll start coming back
into the slip.

Woo, nelly.

Dude, I’d be so freaked out.

I’m coming over to port wing.

We’re going to go up
next to Mama Mia.

Closest distance on
the starboard, 10 meters.

We’re drifting.

We’re drifting the wrong way.

This is a 911 situation.

Bridge, bridge. That’s our
straightback going ashore.

- Get the other side on.
- Yep, get the other side.

Holy...

We still have one meter
to come astern.

We’re caught towards...

- Hold, hold.
- It’s close as sh--.

- Hold the anchors.
- Holding.

Holy sh--.

Coming up...

You know, we got told we
weren’t allowed to talk to you.

Sorry?

We got told we weren’t
allowed to talk to you.

You know the new
rules of the boat.

First, stay alive.

And after,
it’s don't speak to Solene.

Hold, hold!

It’s close as sh--.

Hold the anchors.

Hold on on engines, we’ve got a
line that’s dipped in the water.

How----ing hard can it be?

- We’re hard up on Mama Mia.
- Hold! Hold!

We need to come over
to starboard.

This is----ing impossible.

Oh, for [bleep]’s sake.

All four lines on the bit,
taking up tension.

- Go for it.
- Copy, copy.

Okay, thrusting across.

Let’s pull up that anchor
while I’m thrusting, please.

Copy that.

Let me give some more slack now.

Go ahead, if you need.

Hold there.
Hold, hold, hold.

Nice.

Captain Kerry is like...

[bleep] yeah.

All right, guys, before we left,
we went through in detail

what I needed to have
happened coming in.

- ing great dock.

[laughing]

Good job.

I plan for the worst,
hope for the best.

But it went very,
very well.

That’s a huge challenge
and an achievement.

[laughing]

All right, stop----ing around.
Let’s get this out.

All crew, all crew,
food is ready. Food is ready.

You have some food here.

I got some bra showing.

It’s for my grindr profile.

- Mmm.
- Hmm?

You start to be
bad people on you.

What did I do today?

You start to talk to me
like from the...

You know, like...

When?

I think at the beach.

- On the beach?
- Mm-hmm.

You know, we got told we weren’t
allowed to talk to you.

Sorry?

We got told we weren’t
allowed to talk to you.

Everybody in this boat,
say don’t talk to Solene?

Yeah.

Not, because we’re nasty just
because you don’t do any work

when we talk to you, apparently.

I think Solene as a person

is a fantastic mythical unicorn.

And her work ethic
is just appalling, really.

It’s just a blatant disrespect
towards the people

that she’s living
and working with.

Rainbeau, she’s really
feeling the strain.

She does bust her a*s.
I am up on lates with her.

And it seems like she’s carrying
the world on her shoulders

and Solene’s getting
away with m*rder.

I think they’ve told you enough

and now they have to tell
everybody else instead.

Yeah. I don’t think
I’m better than you.

You knew the
new rules of the boat?

- First, don’t die.
- Yeah.

And after, it’s don't
speak to Solene.

I’m not agreeing with
these----ing rules.

This is Martha.

This is Frisky Steve.

Lilibet.

Because you know girls with
weird a*s names are crazy.

You going to be
down for dinner?

- Yeah, absolutely.
- Sweet.

Let’s be ready for 8:00.

Ready for 8:00?

Hugo, Hugo, Fraser.

Can we meet in front
of the bridge?

Copy that.

I love a good wig night
because it allows me

to just enjoy having hair

for the next couple hours.

Guys, literally look like
a trailer trash couple.

Like straight out
of a trailer park.

Hey.

Um...

So, worried I’m going
to face an issue because

Solene’s been told by your
crew the rule that we had.

- That is immature.
- What the [bleep]?

And that is going against
what our crew needs.

I don’t know if you told
them not to say anything,

but surely they
would know not to.

I said don’t----ing
distract her at the beach.

They’re have----ing
a hard enough time.

And Fraser doesn’t
want us distracting her,

so just don’t----ing talk.

Don’t talk to her. Simple.
Sorry, but it’s true.

No, no. I’m sorry.

I wasn’t trying to make
that explode in your face.

Yeah, that could make
matters ten times worse.

Hey!

I really want Emily
to be very happy

and I hope she’s going to
love this little surprise.

That really suits you.

Guess what? The deckhand makes
some new rules about me.

- Don’t speak to Solene.
- That’s your own fault.

I don’t understand.

It’s not, it's don’t
distract Solene.

- No, no, no.
- Different rules, eh?

Don’t speak to Solene
when you work.

Eh, we are here to work,
we always work,

Exactly.

I cannot put Solene on a leash

and follow her around and
make sure she’s doing her work.

She really is replaceable.

But I want to try and fix
this for her and for our team

and make sure we can
make it to the end.

Coming up...

When you come and tell me
that I can’t

talk to her on the beach,
it’s like, okay, sweet,

like we’re treating
her like a child now.

It’s like so much----ing
drama over this sh--,

I’m really over it.

Sorry I put you in a bad place,
but this is not my fault.

Let’s do this!

Look at that, you look great,
oh my God!

I love having a
full head of hair.

None of this looks good,
but I love it.

We should just be
still life mannequins.

[laughing]

Oh my gosh!

Look at this, this is amazing!

[cheering]

You know, he eats everything.

That’s spicy.

- Oh, you eat the flowers?
- Yeah.

It’s very not good,
but you can eat them.

Chef, all guests at the table,
I’m seating Captain.

- Hi.
- Hello.

Look at everyone’s hair,
I love it.

Oh my goodness.

- You look great.
- Looking sharp.

Good job parking the boat.

Oh my gosh, that was
like impressive.

It looked easy.

- He’s like...
- It wasn’t easy.

Chef, do you want to go
with primary?

Yes.

Hi, good evening.

Good evening.

Tonight for the appetizer,
we have a king crab.

Enjoy, bon appétit.
Merci.

This looks great.

- Ooh.
- Delicious.

So let’s do all the
medium rare on one side.

We have four medium rare.
Four medium rare.

Wait, what are you saying,
medium rare or medium well?

Medium rare.

Okay.

Pardon me, I have...

Oh, you do?

[laughing]

We’re changing topics.

Solene, Solene, Barbara.

- Have a good night.
- Good night.

Sleep well.
See you tomorrow.

Ah!

Oh, Jesus Christ.

[chattering]

Rainbeau, Rainbeau, service.

Copy.

Tonight for the main course,
we have a surf and turf

with a filet mignon
lobster tail.

Enjoy.
Bon appétit.

- It’s beautiful.
- Thank you.

How’s the presentation?

- It’s just...
- Beautiful.

- Every meal’s been delicious.
- Yeah.

Yo, what happened
with----ing Solene?

Why are you asking me?

You never said don’t tell her.

But I think that was understood.

When you come and
tell me that I can’t

talk to her on the beach,
it’s like, okay, sweet.

Like we’re treating
her like a child now.

And it’s just like so much
- ing drama over this sh--.

I’m really over it.

Sorry I put you in a bad place,

but this is not my fault.

I don’t know.
Just don’t talk to her.

Yeah.

And don’t tell her again that
I said don’t talk to her.

Chef.

Have to imagine
a little bit, but...

Do you want to cut and plate
dessert at the table

or do you want to do it here?

I think at the table.

I’m not entirely sure where
Anthony got his inspiration for.

Now, I’m not the
professional with breasts,

but I do know that they
certainly don’t have green...

I was going to say aioli,
but I think it’s areola.

Oh!

Well done.

Here’s to bidding farewell

to your breast friends.

May this special occasion
give you the perfect lift.

Oh...

Cheers to the last
hurrah of your tatas.

Thank you so much, you guys.

- Cheers.
- Cheers to everybody.

Thank you so much
for being here.

- We love you.
- You know...

Reach. There we go.

Goodbye to... yeah.

The last time that
they’ll see you,

but you know what?

They’re going to come
back bigger and...

- Bigger?
- Woo!

Yes.

So tonight for the dessert,
strawberry shortcake.

Thank you and enjoy the dessert
and enjoy your night.

- Thank you so much.
- Thank you so much.

Thank you.
Thank you, everyone.

Just flip laundry
and go down.

- Yes.
- Oh, there we go.

You’re so pretty.

- Well, thank you very much.
- Thank you, Captain.

- I’m going down.
- Night, kids.

- Are you going to bed?
- Yeah.

Night, night, guys.

I’m going to go to bed.
I’m going down.

- I’ll see you tomorrow.
- I’ll see you in the morning.

- I’ve got glasses for the bar.
- Yeah.

I’m giving you more work.
Your favorite thing.

Oh, no worries.
Oh, no worries.

- It’s 11. We are good.
- Hell yeah.

We’re good tonight.
I like this tonight.

Yeah, I don’t have energy.

Yeah. I like this.
You like this one.

[chuckles]

Are you okay?

After our chat in the crew mess.

Oh!

Sorry, you want I stop
to speak to you?

No, I don’t want you to stop.

You can work and talk now.

Yeah, of course,
but these people

who make this rule don’t think.

[laughs]

Hey, don’t believe in me.

So I’m going to investigate,
and tomorrow I will know.

And I’m going to speak to him,
because I know it’s a man now.

I have to find what’s happened.

I don’t know who did this,

who said that, why he
doesn’t tell me first.

I’m feeling maybe
a little bit persecuted

by someone who wants
to stay in the shadow.

I’m going to find who makes
this----ing rule.

Coming up...

Captain Kerry, did you make
the rules about me?

I want to know.

That was inappropriate.
I’m not a work mate.

Everything’s still----ing wet.

Life of a deckhand.

Dry things wet,
wet things dry.

Good morning.

- Hello.
- Breakfast is coming soon.

- Jessica.
- Bonjour.

How are we?

Happy it’s drop-off day.

[bleep] yeah.

So far, six crab cakes,
one bacon.

- Theresa.
- Theresa.

Angela, thank you.

Theresa, Angela.

Good morning, everyone.
Enjoy the breakfast.

- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.

You’re welcome.

Another gorgeous day
in paradise.

I miss the wig.

I forgot what you looked like,
Jimmy, with the real hair.

I know, right?

So-So’s came crawling
back as well.

She came in and gave me a good
night kiss last night.

[laughing]

Crawling back.

Yep, shame.

All crew, all crew.
Guests off in one hour.

Copy for deck.

Another charter done.

Oh, this is going to be
one for the books.

Welcome to the bridge.

This is where all
the action happens.

Ah!

Are you okay?

Ah, yes.

- The blood is inside.
- Oh my God.

You----ed the suitcase, too.

The first question I asked
you is, are you okay?

You said, "Yes, I’m good."

But you can’t drop a----ing
guest suitcase, bro.

Do you think they’ll notice
if we don’t leave?

- Bye.
- Bye.

- Love for everything.
- Pleasure.

- Bye.
- Thank you.

And the guy that
got us all here safely.

Thank you very
much for everything.

It’s been such a
wonderful experience.

I’m crying under these glasses.

The trip of a lifetime.
Can’t thank you enough.

- Thank you so much.
- Thank you very much.

- Bye! Mwah!
- Bye, everybody.

All right, guys, that
was an amazing charter.

Thank you everyone for doing so
much to make this amazing

for that lady and her friends.

Let’s get out of these clothes,
get in our blues,

and we’ll have a
tip meeting shortly.

One to go!
One to go!

- One to go!
- Here we go!

Okay, let’s get
into blues quickly.

Let’s meet in the main saloon.

[sighs]


First, make me a c*ck.

[grunts]
Mother----er.

[yawns]

Oi, [bleep]!

- You all right?
- Yep.

Tip meeting in five minutes.

Copy for deck.

This didn’t washed?
What the [bleep]?

Oi.

What a lovely group
of people, eh?

Really, really happy
with this charter.

We’re just about at the very
end of our charter season,

and I want to keep
that momentum going.

It’s a school night.

Don’t have much time
to turn the boat around.

I need everyone firing
on all cylinders tomorrow.

Alrighty.

So, today’s tip is $21,000.

So, that works out
to be 1,615.38 each.

So, thank you, guys.

This is more money than
I’d make in Australia,

that’s for sure.

When I grew up, money was tight,

like, through high school
and everything.

And I worked from a young age,

so I’ve always been really
responsible with money

because I’ve always
had to earn it.

Now I’m making money,
laughing with my friends,

being out in the cities,
travelling the world,

seeing amazing places,
meeting amazing people,

and making bad choices
in between.

Like, it’s a really good,
fun time.

Well done, everyone.

- Cheers, everyone.
- Cheers, cheers.

Cheers, cheers.

All crew, all crew,
lunch is ready, lunch is ready.

Ah.

Can I change my order?

p*ssy, did you say p*ssy?

Does anybody know how
to eat these?

Yes.
You just crack it.

Oh!

[laughing]

Does anybody except Solene
know how to eat these?

Captain Kerry, did you
make rules about me?

Oh, my God.
There’s no...

Did I make rules about you?

- Yeah, I want to know.
- Which rule?

Because I hear about someone
making rules about me,

- and I am the rules.
- Yeah?

Don’t speak to Solene.

And everybody have to avoid me
when we were working,

so I just want to know...

- You think I made that rule?
- Yeah.

My understanding is Fraser
asked the deck crew

to stop harassing you
so you can do your job.

- Harassing.
- Harassing.

Okay?

Because he wants you
to succeed in the job.

I don’t think she quite
understands

how to talk to your superior,

especially the captain
of the vessel.

- You understand?
- No.

It’s about distracting you.

Someone told all
of the deck crew?

The fact is this.

She’s the one who needs
to start doing her work.

She’s the one who needs to go,
look, you’re distracting me.

I’ve got to focus.

Do you think...

Captain was upset
about my question?

You shouldn’t have
asked this, babe.

- Should never have asked.
- As a friend.

You shouldn’t have asked this.

But also, I’m going to be
quite honest with you guys,

and I’m sorry I'm doing this
while everyone’s eating.

Like, I don’t want
people coming to us

and telling us we can’t
speak to you.

You haven’t been doing your job,

and to counter that,

they are trying to take things
away that are distracting you.

And for one, is...

- Yeah, I understand.
- I’m talking.

- He said the same.
- I’m talking. Let me talk.

Either you didn’t get distracted
or they would have fired you.

That would have been it.

So instead of firing you,
they wanted to be like,

let’s put in an environment

that we can make
her work better.

And that was what it was.

But it’s making
our team look bad,

and I’m not going to take that.
Okay?

- And...
- It’s not exactly this.

- No.
- So-So, it is exactly that.

- It’s exactly that.
- It’s 100% this.

It’s 100% this.

But Captain say
exactly the same line.

It’s not to...

He’s at lunch. Go into the
office, and talk in private.

You keep doing things,

and you don’t realize
that they are repercussions.

And that’s not okay.

You need to take
responsibility for that.

I just want to hit my head
against the wall.

I’m not going to take this,
"I don’t know, I don't know BS."

Don’t come here with that.

It’s making our team look bad
and I’m not gonna take that.

You keep doing things and

you don’t realize that
there are repercussions.

And that’s not okay.

You need to take
responsibility for that.

I’m not gonna take this,
"I don’t know, I don't know BS."

I’m sorry. You do know.
You know better.

You don’t ask questions
like that.

- You speak to me?
- Yes, I’m speaking to you.

Don’t come here with that.
I don’t want that.

What I told you is super clear

and what you did was
very disrespectful,

at a table and we’re all here.

I’m just seeing red.

And the fact that you don’t
see that, that blows my mind.

In Afrikaans we say...
[speaks Afrikaans]

I’m up to here and I'm done.

This is just what we call
in English, last resort.

But it’s nothing personal
from any of us.

So-So, I’m sorry
for raising my voice.

I shouldn’t have.

Raise your voice again
if you want.

I don’t care.

You know what?

Fraser, Fraser, Kerry.

- Go ahead.
- Hey, mate, can you head up

- to the wheelhouse, please?
- Copy.

It’s not fair.

If I do bad my job,
tell me I do bad my job.

Don’t tell to everybody’s.

Fire me. More simple.

It’s more painful because
it’s coming from Jess.

What did I do bad
to deserve that?

I work hard.
I do my best. I try.

I don’t...

I would never let someone
be alone like this.

Yeah. I’m not going to cry.
I’m strong.

I want to, but I keep.
Yeah.

- Hello.
- Yeah, mate.

- Ai-yi-yi.
- I just want to go over

the uncomfortable conversation
at the table there.

I was a bit thrown off.
It was a bit bold.

of her to just
come out like that.

Let her know that
was inappropriate.

I’m not a work mate.

Yeah, and of course.

What’s happening?

I’ve been struggling with
Solene since day one.

We’ve brought her
from a green stew

to one that can work a
charter season to charter seven.

Very proud of her.

Has it been
incredibly difficult

and frustrating, draining?
Yeah.

What we’ve got to work
out is this, right?

Solene does bring an energy
to the boat that’s appreciated.

There is a line.

There’s also a way
to hold the line.

I’m going to go speak
to Solene quickly.

Yeah.

What Jess just hung on her
has got a lot to do with Jess.

- You know?
- Right.

That was coming
out regardless.

I don’t think anything
Jess said was incorrect.

I just think it was
incorrectly communicated

and wasn’t the right person
to be coming from.

Right.

Solene, Solene, Fraser.

Can you meet me in the
Sky Lounge, please?

I’m coming.

Just about captain and
speaking to captain,

it’s uncomfortable for him.

Meetings are held individually
or within departments,

not over the lunch table.

If I do bad job, maybe
someone can tell me before

because everybody, "doing
bad job, bad job, bad job."

Yeah. When I come to you,
I’ve been frustrated

many, many, many times.

Barbara and Rainbeau
know the job.

I want to ask you, please
listen and do what they say.

Solene, Solene,
guests are here, run.

Do your work.

When you have your break,
you can smoke.

We’re not doing
a breakfast break yet.

We’re all getting stuff done.

I know you’re working
when you’re working,

but when you’re not, other
people are still working.

And that’s frustrating
for the team.

It’s frustrating to me.

I just want you in the last trip
to give it your all.

Enjoy it.
Solene, we love you.

Everyone here loves you.

Stop to say to people,
I’m doing bad job.

I’m not saying you're
doing bad job.

If I really do bad job,
I will be left earlier.

You’re here...

All of the deck team
think Solene, bad work.

So why I’m here?

My biggest mistake in the
past was being reactive,

was letting people trigger me.

I adore Camille as
a person, and I truly do.

Last night was just
the final straw for me.

I’m letting you go this morning.

As far as I’m aware,

insubordination is
a fireable offense.

Mm-hmm. Leadership isn’t just
about hiring and firing.

Strength isn’t always acting on
the power that you have.

I really want to
finish this season

with the same team
that I set out with.

She has this last chance
to get her sh-- together.

And I don’t want to fire her.

But we might not have an option.

You’re here for a reason

because you have made huge,
huge progression.

And you are a very enjoyable
person to work with.

And this tactic didn’t work.

Yes. Finish?

Next, on "Below Deck"...

I’m hoping Stillie
doesn’t get fired

halfway through this charter.

Take it off!

I’ve always had eyes for Solene.

And I’m going to go for it.

An eight-course meal
inspired by fire and ice.

He’s going to be
in a state tonight.