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12x10 - Some Like It Stillie

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Below Deck". Aired: July 1, 2013 – present.*
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Show chronicles the lives of the crew members who work and reside aboard a superyacht during charter season.

12x10 - Some Like It Stillie

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Previously on "Below Deck"...

The food is ready!

Chef yelling about the food.

There is just so much going on.

Things are getting really messy.

There’s nobody else
I want to kiss.

I just want to kiss you.

Ow, ow!

Co-primaries, Helen
owns a lingerie company

and Richard is a semi-retired
real estate investor.

Who’s gonna be the problem
child this trip?

Well, why’s that?

Don’t throw it, don't throw it!

You’ve had a lot to drink,
you’ve got to put a jacket on.

Okay...

- ing as*h*le!

Yes, they are,
they’re----ing Democrats!

Listen...

You get off the boat, the French
police will arrest you.

- ing hate everybody!

Don’t disrespect me.

Kelly, you get off
the boat, sleep it off.

Why do I have
to get off the boat?

Kelly, stop talking.

Let’s go.

I don’t want to
cancel my vacation.

Somebody needs to
go with her ashore.

Okay, I’ll go ashore
as long as I can come back

tomorrow morning.

Yeah.
This way.

Where’s my bag?
Where’s my bag?

On your shoulder.

I’m gonna go with you.

You can’t have fun.
Not allowed to have fun.

All right, so, um,
she’s gone ashore.

A guest has gone with her to
make sure she gets to a hotel.

We’ll pick the primary up
tomorrow morning.

- Okay.
- Copy.

Thank you for everybody’s help.

Thank you, captain.

It went from zero to
a thousand in a moment.

I’ve never seen someone
this out of control before.

And she just got more
and more aggressive.

[bleep] you, captain.

Which makes everyone’s
safety at risk.

It had to be done.

- One of us.
- One of us.

Sorry you had to deal
with that, Cap.

It’s all the day's work, mate.

You can’t talk to somebody when
they’re belligerently drunk.

It’s just a big
pause on fun, right?

You got the rest of the charter
to enjoy yourselves.

Are you okay staying on service?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Mm-hmm.

That was crazy, huh?

Mm-hmm.

Really?

It was with you,
the big black.

Frankie, I found
something for you.

It’s inside your shirt.
It’s inside, it's inside.

It’s here.

Thank you.

To be very honest,
at this stage,

my excitement for this charter

has completely gone
out of the window.

- Are you ready?
- Yes.

- Let’s go, baby!
- Let’s do it.

We’re going to try and put

everything we’ve just
gone through behind us

and bring the fun and
joy back to this trip.

Pleasure.

There might be a
slight amount of hope

that this will increase our tip.

That hope is, like,
very small, though.

Just to confirm, dinner
for six people at 8:30.

Yeah, sounds good.

I told you the calm
before the storm.

I know, literally,
I was just thinking that.

I was like, [bleep]...

- Tantrum,----ing...
- No.

...when lead deckhand
gets my girl,

when my----ing
mate gets my girl.

You know, just all the tantrums.

I told you I feel bad.

All right, guys,
let’s just go back to work.

Yeah. Cheers, cap.

Hi.

We allowed to speak?

No.

It’s like Romeo and Juliet.

I’m Juliet, b*tch.

- Hey, babe.
- Hi.

When you’re done out here,
do you mind

just checking day heads and then
helping Barbara with service?

- Yeah.
- Thank you.

Where have you been?

I thought you were upset.

Why would I be upset?

About Kelly, your girl.

That’s Frankie's girl.
That’s not my girl.

Do you think I date
girls like that?

Absolutely not.

Years ago, I did.
I’m not with her anymore.

Nah, dude. I don’t date
trainwrecks. Sorry.

Bye.

Everyone is getting, I guess,
prepared for the cowboy nights.

All crew, I have cowboy
outfits for everyone.

- That’s a crop top.
- What the [bleep]?

What man is gonna put this on?

Yee-haw!

Yeah! Yeah!

[laughing]

I’d take him for
a ride in my tractor.

Do I get top or bottom?

Oh, no, that means
you get top, right?

Yeah, I’d be riding you.

So tonight’s theme
is cowboy night.

Oh, fun.

It’s like a farmer's market.

I went to a rodeo once.

It was basically cows,
fat men, and barbecues.

That’s when I learned
how to crack a whip.

There’s only three things
that are important to me,

and that’s my God, my truck,
and my lady, in that order.

Mm-hmm.

What’s not professional
is your t*ts.

Barbara, I have
my personal stuff here.

You don’t have to wash it.

I just need to take it
out of my cabin.

You can, like, hear a
- ing feather drop right now.

It’s so awkward between
Barbara and I.

It’s not nice, you know,
we don’t joke with feelings,

we don’t joke with people.

Don’t involve people in
your sh--, you know?

I don’t know, it's so weird.

I come from a family that,
like, we don’t give a sh--.

We don’t speak about
our feelings but

we do speak, you know
what I mean?

Even if we’re upset
with one another,

we just kind of get on with it.

I’m done.

Oh!

Mother----er, that’s hot.

Are you on break?

No.

Oh, don’t come talk to me,
go work.

You’ll never
find the guests here.

Okay, you need to go work,
because otherwise

I’m going to get you
into trouble.

Barbara hates me.

Why?

I’m an as*h*le.

Why does she
think you’re as*h*le?

I wasn’t very nice.

She didn’t like that we kissed,
and I said I liked her.

And then five minutes later,

I’m with you,
and then I’m in bed with you.

You can like Barbara, too.

Obviously she’s not
the type of person

to go for someone who’s also
hooking up with other people.

But I wasn’t thinking like that,

because I was just thinking

my situation and my scenario.

No, I just...

No, I’m saying like,
that wasn’t right

and I hurt her feelings
and now I feel like an as*h*le.

And now she won’t
speak to me and

I----ed everything up.

All right.

Solene, Solene, Fraser.

Your location?

Don’t understand
how it’s possible,

Jess likes someone else.

If she decides
to stop with me...

Voila.

Yeah, I don’t know.
I still don’t know.

There’s a snake in my boot!

Am I doing a main plate
for everyone?

Oh, okay, cool.

Perfect.

After the villa,
it’s a fresh start,

That’s amazing.

Yes.

It’s about Solene.

Today, I was
cleaning up deck.

She was just standing on
the aft deck staring,

and I was like, hey babe,
mind like checking day heads?

She was like, yep, I’m on it.

Okay.

Yeah.

Since the villa, the dynamic
between Barbara, Solene and I

hasn’t changed much.

You think I don’t care
about working,

it’s what you think,
and I don’t really care.

Yeah. Okay.

It’s at the point
where everybody

is on the outs with each other,

which is like
a little sad to say.

Ooh la la.

But it is kind of
refreshing to be like,

okay, guys, like we’re
all outside now.

We’ll run service
together tonight,

and they’ll go straight
to cabins.

Here we go.
Get ready for cowboy.

Gonna be a cowboy.

All right.
It’s cowboy enough.

It’s straw. It'll work.

Giddy up.

In it to win it.

All right. I’m ready.

I didn’t want Kelly
to come either.

Woo!

- Woman overboard.
- Let’s go, let's go.

Yeah.

Hey, what’s up?

Yeah, it is
stupid what happened,

but it’s not your fault.

It’s not anyone else's
fault, but hers.

Tell your crazy a*s
White Tr*sh friend

that she needs to like go home.

And you got to come back
here and enjoy your friends.

Okay, bye.

All crew, all crew,
if I can get you

into this sky lounge for our
cowboy welcome.

Copy that, Fraser.

All crew, walking up
with the guests now.

[cheering]

Get on down to your table.

Move on, boys.

Enjoy your supper, y’all.

Thanks guys.
That was amazing.

Good night, good night,
good night.

I’m okay with that.

- Looks good, man.
- It’s fantastic, isn't it?

Thank you.

Good evening, ladies
and gentlemen.

Tonight for the appetizer,
we have a bouillabaisse.

- Thank you, chef.
- Bravo, bravo.

That is a big-a*s shrimp
right there.

Delicious.

Frankie, you got a girlfriend?

You’re allergic to them
because they break out

in----ing cuffs, right?

[laughing]

It’s just not the same
without Helen.

No, it’s not.

Let’s me ask you something.

Is everything okay between us?

Yeah.

I really felt that you’re
a bit upset about this.

I really liked her, of course.

And just today,
Jess told me I like Barbara.

I was feeling very
bad about that.

We kissed like one second
in the carnival

because the first thing
came in my mind was you.

I was feeling so bad.

Like, I was feeling the lover.
Do you know what I mean?

I was feeling very, very upset.

I’m feeling guilty
because of this, you know?

I’m not really happy, you know?

Because I literally,
like, lose my friend.

And Jess is like, you know,

I feel sad because of Solene.

But I don’t think it's fair.

And now I’m just feeling
everything is my fault.

I just tried to explain
a little bit what happened.

Thank you, Barbara.
At least you did.

Oh my God, there is lipstick
in the toilet.

What?

Where’d she put her mouth?

I don’t know.

That is absolute stun g*n.

Okay, Rainbeau
ready for service.

Gorgeous.
Very nice.

So this is lemon caper sauce
for the branzino.

Very nice.

This might be the best
branzino I ever tasted.

Bon appetito.

It’s so good.

Flakey, it’s
cooked to perfection.

[clatter]

- How was it?
- Very good.

All right.

Thank you.
This looks crazy.

So the lava cake is dairy free.

We’ve got some dairy-free
ice cream for you as well.

- Oh, wow.
- Oh my God.

- Wow.
- It’s good.

- Very good.
- Great job, chef.

I’m tired.

The best part of my day
is when I take my bra off.

I’m going to go to bed.

- Good night.
- Good night.

See you tomorrow.

It’s a little bit more clean.

- I’m going to send you to bed.
- Very nice.

Not really.
It’s kind of my job.

No, no.
I’m not saying you are nice.

I say it is nice to go to bed.

- Oh yeah.
- Yeah, of course.

You’re all good.
Go to bed.

[alarm sounds]

[groans]

Shall we get the ski in place?

Yeah. Let’s do it.

[phone ringing]

Hello, Kerry speaking.

Good morning, Captain Kerry.
This is Helen.

First off, I just wanted to
thank you for the way

you handled Kelly and I am so
ready to resume my vacation.

Absolutely. I’ll organize
a water taxi out here for you.

- Okay, see you shortly.
- See you soon. Bye.

All crew, all crew.

The primary is going
to get here in 45 minutes.

- Copy that.
- Eliminated.

The tribe has spoken.

She did not survive.

We’re waiting for
the primary to come back.

- She’s coming back?
- Yeah.

For lunch, maybe I’m
going to make it simple

because tonight
it’s eight course.

It’s... it's a lot.

It’s a shame that Helen has
been gone for so long

but now she is coming back
to the boat

and I just want to
make her feel special

and make her forget this
horrific start to her charter.

Just make sure
they’re going to be full.

Good morning.

So, mafia.

Copy!

Helen!

Welcome back.

- How are you doing?
- Hi, Fraser.

Oh my God that was so bad.

You know what?

Because I’m pretty good.
Oh my God.

Therapist.

I already am a therapist.

Everybody’s safe and sound.

You’re the first guest
who’s had two welcomes.

[laughing]

No, that was exhausting
but she’s safe.

- You did the right thing.
- Yes.

Truly and thank you.

Okay.
Primary’s here.

Is she doing
all right now?

I think she’s going to go
into therapy after this.

- Really? Well...
- No joke.

When Damo comes back,
go on a break.

My mom’s always had a
thing for boxers, you know.

Oh yeah.
Here’s the strike.

Now show me.
Look, look.

[laughing]

[phone rings]

How are you going lad?

I’m kind of over it.

I mean I’m still gutted.

I still feel a bit
hurt but----ing

you know, the cards
have been dealt.

I’ve just been in a foul mood.

Solene’s definitely playing
the field which is fair.

Maybe I’m a little
jealous, maybe.

A little, um...

I was definitely catching
feelings for this girl.

Now I look like a mug
and a puppy and you know...

I’m not the best version
of me right now.

It’s definitely----ing
spun me out big time.

Just need a few days
to be a bit like

"ah, you’re a sook" and
then I’ll get back.

I’ll get over it.

Coming up...

Stillie’s getting cozy .

She’s got her top off.

Stillie’s either making our tip
or losing our tip.

I’m in my same swimwear
as I got in last night.

That’s how quickly
I left the boat.

You have a nice butt.

Thank you.
I like that booty.

Bought and paid for.

Yeah, it’s going
to go easy, mate.

Easy, easy, easy.

We’re just going to bring
some things up to the table

so you guys can nibble,
pick what you want.

- Thank you so much.
- My pleasure.

He prepared this perfectly.

You think the captain’s single?

No, he’s...
No, he’s not single.

- He’s not.
- He’s got a girlfriend.

I think he’s pretty hot.

Right?

She’s single.

- No, no, no.
- Are you?

- I’m not.
- You’re not?

- I’m not.
- Come on!

I’ve a very feisty
Turkish missus though.

Oh!

You don’t want to get
in a ring with that.

She looks cute,
but she’ll take you out.

Deck crew, deck crew, Fraser.

I hope to leave
in the next hour.

Thank you.

I’m going to change,
so I’ll meet you guys out there.

I feel so stuffed.
I can’t breathe.

Can I start back in the tender?

- Yeah, go for it.
- Yeah.

Are you sure he’s alive?

- He’s taking a nap.
- Poor little guy.

Talk about a good pack.

That hot tub is too hot.
I’ll die in there.

I feel like I’m boiling.

Okay, I’ll see you guys there.

- All lines.
- All lines are off.

Perfect.

It’s just to
make sure that

because they went
to change everything.

- Oh, it’s guest or ours?
- Guests, guests, guests.

No, everything is guest.

This looks all right.

You just pass to me and
then I pass to them.

Nice, guys.
Hey, that’s it.

Okay.

All right, all right,
all right.

- Can I get you another coke?
- I’m okay for right now.

- Yeah.
- I’m going to give this to you.

Do you have more deco
for the bar, babe?

- Yes.
- Perfect.

Just get rid of this seaweed.

Gorgeous, darling.

Hell, yeah.

This is----ing...

Yeah.

Are you ready
to go to the beach?

You’re not coming?

No, because I have to keep
an eye on the boat.

- Make sure it’s not, uh...
- Sinking?

Once I come back, I’ll probably
be coming back straight for you.

Yeah. Perfect.

Thank you.
Easy. Easy.

[shouting]

Come on, let’s go, baby.

How are we?

There you go.

Thank you, Fraser.

Welcome to your
beach picnic.

I finally got lei’d.

[laughing]

- I’m going to hold on to you.
- Yeah.

- I’m going to jump on you.
- Come on. Here, come there.

Hey.

- All good, yeah.
- Welcome, welcome.

All right.
I think my ride to hell is here.

- Perfect. Thank you.
- Is that it, right?

Is this a nude beach?

Where’s Fraser?

I don’t like tan lines.

Tan lines? No, I don’t
like tan lines either.

I don’t like tan lines.

Do you want me to take
your bikini for you?

Is it okay?
All right.

I’m gonna take it,
I’m gonna go like this.

Can I? Can I do it?

Yeah!

[laughing]

Cookies.

I saved it.
Don’t worry.

Oh, Stillie’s getting cozy.

- Oh, God.
- Oh.

[shouting]

Wait, what’s up?

Stillie’s either in there making
our tip or losing our tip.

Coming up...

All crew, I’m inbound now.

You guys can give me a
hand with the guests, please.

- Solene.
- I’m here. I'm here.

I’m here.

- No, they are here.
- I don’t care.

Okay, stay there,
stay there.

She’s got her top off.
This chick’s nuts.

I’ve just got no idea what's
going on in that guy’s head.

Vibes are weird.

She can use me all she wants.

No request too large,
so to speak.

Boop boop!

I’m very close to my brother.

When we are together,
we are like best friends.

We do the first
bad stuff together.

When I have to jump from
the window to escape

to go to see my boyfriend,
don’t tell mom.

I never been with a woman.

It’s a little surprise for me,

but how you can try to
build something with me

and in the meantime, a new one.

It’s not the same.

Barbara is my best friend.

Barbara is my roommate.

So I need to protect myself,
of course.

The first rule
is don’t get hurt.

Ready for lunch
if you are.

For lunch, we have a slider
and chicken wrap.

I’m just going to worship you
right now.

This is amazing.

That’s my ride over there.

Hey, mate.

My bad.

Jen, just have a drink, don’t...

Yeah, I’ll have...

Don’t let Ozempic dictate
your life. Have fun.

All right, I’m ready
to get back in the water.

I’m not getting in
the water without Stillie.

- Stillie?
- Yes, sir?

There’s a request to
have you in the water.

- Okay.
- The primary.

Okay, yeah, that’s fine.
I can get in the water.

What time will
dinner start tonight?

I think it’s 8:30
like last night.

I want to get an idea because
I’m going to be there.

I’ll make sure
you’re not getting there

for like three hours.

I don’t want to be there
for three hours, bro.

All right, I got you, cap.

They’re very nice people, but
they’ve been drinking a lot.

[snoring]

I’m just like, what?

Am I living in a twilight zone?
Like...

[snoring]

Her husband is
like 100 meters away.

When Stillie gets
out of the water,

- check if he’s got a rock hard.
- Rock hard, okay.

He’s right there.
He’s literally right there.

Oh, it’s a bold stand.

Oh, it’s shriveled up.

Should we call for it?

St. David shore party?

Yeah, shore party.
This is St. David.

I’m going to head your way
in about 10 or 15.

Copy that, Cap.

We’ve got the lingerie
pajama party this evening.

Dinner first,
which would be at 8:30.

Eight course.

We’re going to try and keep
that as quick as possible.

All right, gorgeous guests.
Your tender’s here,

so whenever you’re ready
to grab our bits.

Can you push me up?

You got it.
You got it.

- Thank you, baby.
- How are you doing?

Thank you.
How are you? Thank you.

- Get it, Frankster.
- Whoa!

I’m going to miss you.

We’ll see you shortly, yeah.

Ciao.

- All right. Back to work.
- Yep.

[bleep] this sh--.

Come on, baby.

All crew,
I’m inbound now.

You guys can give me a
hand with the guests, please.

Interior,
be ready to welcome.

Solene, Solene, Barbara.

Dammit.

Come to the bar now.

I’m pissed.

I’m upset.

It’s not acceptable.

Solene, Solene.

- Solene.
- I’m here. I'm here.

I’m here.

No, they are here.
Solene, come.

Okay, stay there.

Where are the drinks?

You know you don’t have to
scream at me like that, Barbara?

I tell you
I’m coming, I'm coming.

Yeah, but they are here.

You want to pee?
You want to?

I pee on myself?

Guys, guys, not here.
Later, not here.

No, no worries,
we know what we’re doing.

Hey, how are you doing Frankie?

How are you doing?

Hey, how are you, beautiful?

How are you?
How was the beach?

Nice.

We’ll see you in a few hours.

We’re now all taking
a little siesta.

Don’t be a fat [bleep].

Captain, I want to know where
I send my application in.

You like working 18,


I already do it now,
but this is so much better.

I mean, I’d rather do it
in the sun.

Share a room this big.
with another person.

I don’t care.

Yeah, I think this
is totally for me.

I think we maybe lost
a few marbles,

but lost a few marbles
in my day. I’ll tell you that.

Did you get kicked off
and now you’re back?

Well, it was borderline
whether I could come or not.

We got some tensions on
the boat in the interior.

Why?

I think there’s something
to do with Jess.

- Oh.
- A little triangle there.

- Maybe they’ll sort it out.
- That’s the hope.

- You okay?
- Mm-hmm.

- You sure?
- Yes?

I like So-So,
I like Barbara,

but I think I’m more upset that
I’ve lost Barbara as a friend.

Coming up...

We got one hour.

With a tasting menu,

it’s where you can judge
if a chef is good or not.

It’s going to be
- ing crazy.

I’ve been too much
in my head every day.

So we have to stay
very, very focused.

Did you hear Barbara on
the radio with So-So?

Yeah.

She’s getting----ing
bitched at hard, dude.

Stacked, bro.

I think she’s awesome.
Like, I really do dig her.

But if people are complaining
about her work ethic,

like it’s not the first
time I’ve heard it.

You might as well
get it in soon.

Well, I don’t know
what you guys call it,

but you might as
well get it in soon.

Ah, shame.

I did sleep alone last night.

Barbara wants
nothing to do with me.

She made that very...

Yeah, ’cause you smell
like So-So.

This love triangle
between Jess, Solene and Barbara

is just getting too messy.

She doesn’t know what she wants,

but the problem is people
are going to be jealous,

people are going to be
angry at each other,

and you have to be an adult.

You can’t pretend that
we’re in this bubble,

that you can just freely
keep getting with people,

and it’s just not
going to affect anything.

We live, we eat, we sleep,
we [bleep] in the same place.

- You can’t play both sides.
- Watch me.

Everyone ready?

Another successful
beach picnic.

- I think they are sleeping.
- Yeah, both of them.

What happened?

Would you girls
like another drink?

[snoring]

Tequila?
Vodka? Rosé?

Oh, sh--.

Tender’s coming now.

I’m amped. I'm ready.

All right.

We’re going to start
piling sh--.

Rock and roll, brother.
Rock and roll.

- Thank you.
- You’re welcome.

I’m going to pack you
in my suitcase.

- You can take me with you.
- Can you come with me?

I’m going to pack you.
I’m taking you home.

That was so good.

Stillie had a hard shift.

Why?

Primary took a liking to him,

using him as a flotation
device in the water,

while she was topless.

[chuckles]

Cap, cap, that’s the tender
inside the garage,

we’re just going to bring in the
nautiebuoys and close this up.

Excellent. Thank you.

You can go down
for a break now.

Do you want to plan your dishes?

Whatever comes afterwards
is quickly plated?

Yes. I mean,
even in a restaurant,

what we’re doing right now,
they take like three hours.

We got to do that in one hour.

No, I know.

Okay, I’ve got to
go to the table.

All right.

[bleep], I need
to wash my sheets.

Me, too.

I only washed them
once since I’ve been here.

Mm, me too.

[laughing]

But to be fair, I’ve also been
sleeping in other people’s beds.

- Yeah.
- Oh, that’s true.

Yours are pretty clean.

But that means So-So’s bed
is extra dirty.

There’s extra skin cells.

And there’s juices
flowing around.

Jesus, what are you,
what do you do?

You need to go back
to your cabin.

That’s why I'm back
in my cabins,

because I’m scared
of Barbara.

[laughing]

Mm.

This whole situation.

It’s making me really nervous.

It reminds me of high school.

And it didn’t end up so well.

I was in a group of three girls,

and there was one girl that
I was having a thing with,

but it’s because
of the other girl

who I actually liked,
didn’t like me back,

and I’m trying to
make her jealous.

And I decided to not
go for the person

that I actually liked.

And then other girl
- ed me over.

I don’t know what's up with me
and----ing up

relationships with girls.

I’m really good
at it, apparently.

Jess has been coming on
to me pretty strong.

Oh, my God. Damo.

I don’t want anybody
here when we do service.

Okay.

It’s not the----ing
summer camp, bro.

Come on, mother----ers.

Interior, into your blacks.

Copy.

Until?

Fair.

Truly an eight course meal
with a tasting menu,

it’s where you can judge
if a chef is good or not.

I feel like we’re going to have
some serious eyes on us tonight.

Yep.

You want to come up
with a story at the table.

And that’s the most important.

So the first course
to the last course

have to make up to
a story, you know?

It’s not just sh--
you throw over like this.

But I feel I’ve been too
much in my head every day.

But now I’m the new man
and I’m telling myself...

And I got this.

This evening’s going
to be----ing crazy.

So we have to stay very,
very, very focused.

Yes, I’m ready

Coming up...

- I don’t care.
- You’ve got to care.

I care about
if you keep your job or not.

Thank you, Jess,
to care about that.

And maybe I prefer
when we don’t talk.

So excited, Domenico!

Finally, a pajama party.

No, it’s a lingerie party.

I have cashmere panties
on right now.

I like it. Let’s go.

[laughing]

You look good, man.

So you wash,
change into blacks.

I love it. I love it.
I love it.

Stillie, after you do that,
just [bleep] off after.

[bleep] off,
I love that.

Thank you for everything, man.

All right,
I’ll see you tomorrow.

We’re still good for 8:30?

Yes.

It’s going to be tough.

- It’s going to be good, no?
- Yeah, it’s going to be good.

It’s going to be tough.

[sighs]
God bless America.

I love it, Frank.

Sexy mama.

Holy sh--, man. Hey.

What do you like
to eat, Frankie?

Wow. Sandwiches.
I like tuna.

With Italian dressing.

Next plane to Rio de Janeiro.

You know, you got to get
that rigatoni ravioli.

Do you know my cousin,
Rigatoni Ravioli?

[laughing]

Frankie is the best guest
we’ve had all season.

There’s a few mob vibes.

They look like they
spent a couple of days

down by the pizzeria,

swapping stories
about the old days.

How Frankie Two-Fingers
got his name.

Dinner service with the captain.

Yeah.

Oh, for sure.
For sure.

Okay.

Welcome to your evening
of lingerie and lights.

Whoa, this is beautiful.

This is so nice.

Time to rock and roll.

Eight-course tasting menu
tonight, and you know what?

The plan is to do,
like, an hour dinner.

I mean, it’s the most important.

Captain’s coming for dinner,

and it’s like a little
bit scary for me,

because remember
last season, guys,

what happened when Captain
showed up for the tasting?

It was a tragedy for me.

It’s cold.

I hate to sound like a jerk,
but kind of cold, I guess.

I don’t know.

Captain’s not going to like it.

This is the worst day
of my life, I think.

I don’t want that
to happen again.

Captain is very important to me,

and I want to make
him proud of me.

You know, so it’s nervous
time when Captain is around.

Let’s go.

Look at this guy.

Whoa!

Fraser!

Bro, my soufflé, they’re
going too high, huh?

- Do you have my phone?
- No.

You sure?

First, hello. How are you?
No.

She comes up. Ah!

I’m stinks. I'm eating.

Look.

What happened with you
and Barbara today?

What?

Because I heard her a
couple times call you.

Don’t speak to
me like that.

No, that’s not
what I care about.

I care about if you
keep your job or not.

Stop to care about everything.
Stop to say you care.

Why? What’s wrong with
caring about that?

I’m telling you now, you
need to be really careful.

I don’t want you
to get off this boat.

Thank you, Jess,
to care about that.

Or maybe I prefer
when we don’t talk.

Solene just gives off vibes.
She becomes very distant.

I don’t find people
who aren’t driven attractive.

And, I don’t know,
something’s changing for me.

Too much drama.

I feel like I’m losing
my head on this boat.

Get your sh-- together!

[bleep]

Barbara is super real.

Exactly what you see
is what you get.

She speaks her feelings.

And it’s just,
I do have regrets.

I feel like I’m going
in circles with this.

It’s just hard, you know?

Next on "Below Deck"...

Like, completely.

I really do want to
go on a date with you.

Are you eating Stillie’s food?

Well deserved, bro.
He’s not here to eat it.

Thank you for being
my flotation device.

- Hey, mate.
- How are you going?

Could be better.

The crew think you
banged a charter guest.

Did you do it?

If he did it, he
deserves to live the vessel.