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I think you’re
an incredible chef,
but you starting to
kind of nose-dive.
This is not the environment
for you, mate.
Tomorrow morning,
got a new chef coming in.
I’m not open to ----ing around
with other people.
I’ll play truth or dare.
I’ll do a dare.
Choose a guy to kiss.
I don’t think my dad would
support me being with Kyle.
I have transformed every single
thing I have ever stood for,
or everything I ever looked for.
[barks]
Oh, my head.
I honestly can’t see sh--.
Is it too early for
ramen right now?
No.
There’s no chef here.
So we ain’t going
to get no breakfast.
Oh, yeah. We’re getting a
new chef this morning.
Yeah, but not like that.
This. Yeah.
Help me with Barbie.
She’s the kind of girl that
I would take home to my mom.
You really like her?
I really do, yeah.
-Watch a movie now.
-Yeah, I’m waiting for you.
I’m respecting where you’re at.
What if I hooked up
with somebody else?
Not that I wouldn’t care.
I’m not saying that
I wouldn’t care.
-I think you would care.
-Try me.
[laughing]
[bleep] it, I’m pretty--
I’m pretty--
um, I’m pretty adamant.
I’m pretty persistent.
I had a rough night.
You don’t say, hey?
Good morning.
Did you guys have
a sleepover?
Did you make sweet love?
No.
I heard a pause.
Did you have sex or not?
No, we didn’t have sex.
No.
Barbie doesn’t like
working and a hand job,
is called a job for a reason.
-Good morning.
-Good morning.
[bleep] Why did I try to
kiss Sunny last night?
So if you’re free, then...
Then what? No, no, no, no,
no, no, I’m not doing that.
I’m not doing that.
Barbie, in my cabin,
we heard somebody
opening and closing and
drawers very quickly.
Shut the [bleep] up,
I have no idea what the
hell you’re talking about.
I need to put clothes on.
The new chef is gonna
get here and be like,
what’s wrong with these people?
Deck guys, I’ll meet you
in the main deck aft.
Copy!
Interior to sub deck, please.
Cool beans.
Morning.
How you feeling?
Just slap me, bro.
-Why?
-Wake me up.
No, I’m not going to do that.
Right.
The list is on the board.
I want everyone to work on
the beds this morning.
Remember, if you guys
need help with something,
ask your teammates.
Can we get the port side
stairs scrubbed?
Hot tub chlorine done.
Remember, we’re the strongest,
we’re the best,
we’re the cutest.
I love you all.
Let’s do this.
-What?
-It’s the dude!
All crew, all crew,
Chef incoming.
Bring him up, mate.
-I’m Nick.
-Ben.
Ben, nice to meet you.
Sunny, nice to meet you.
-I’m Kyle, man.
-Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you as well.
I’ll take you on to see
the captain.
Okay.
I’ve been a chef for 22 years.
I think I lost my mind
a long time ago.
-Welcome on board, mate.
-Yeah, thank you very much.
It’s nice to be here.
Maybe I talked
to myself too much.
I have a few little ticks and
go a little bit loopy sometimes.
But I’m harmless crazy,
you know.
I’m not about
to m*rder anyone.
-First impressions?
-Old.
-Older.
-Yeah.
-How old?
-I’m 40.
Nearly 41.
-Nick, this is Barbie.
-Hey, Barbie.
-Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.
Yachting is something
that keeps me youthful.
No ex-wives, no kids.
This is probably
why I look so good.
Hi, mate.
How’s it going?
-Nice to meet you.
-You ,too, mate. Take a seat.
Thanks for coming
such short notice, mate.
I had to let the last guy go.
His food was incredible.
But he’s letting us down
with timing of food.
He wasn’t reading
the preference sheets properly.
Okay.
I’ve seen you being
on some big boats,
so I’m not here to teach
you how to cook.
-That’s up to you.
-Of course.
Working well with
the interior team.
I’ve got no room for chefzillas.
No throwing knives and pots
and pans in there.
-Okay. Yeah.
-Okay.
Any questions you might have?
When’s the guests arrive?
-Tomorrow.
-Okay.
All right, mate,
we’ll go look at your galley,
wherever everything is
and how everything works.
-Or doesn’t work.
-Exactly. Pull everything out.
-Appreciate it.
-Put it all back again.
-Excited to have your board.
-Thank you very much.
Hmm.
[laughing]
Oh, ----ing Camille.
Being back on board St. David,
it’s just like
taking a stroll
down memory lane.
I mean, with Camille,
it was just this instant spark.
We were very
much like kids in love
is probably
the best way I’d say it.
I like your smile.
I’m just want to take a moment.
I’ve just really been
thinking about her recently.
Maybe there’s a part of
me believing that
it could be something because
we’re great together.
Like, oh, geez.
See what girls have done to me?
Christ.
Do you remember trying
to kiss me, by the way?
Yeah, sorry.
It was old habit.
It was fine.
I’m irresistible.
What can I say?
Ah.
Still rough.
Yes, I’m hungover.
-[bleep].
-And your mouth’s shut.
My mouth’s shut, but I mean,
people ain’t stupid as that.
Yeah, but has your
mouth been shut?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I’ve not said anything.
But people have definitely put
words in my mouth like, come on.
Shut the [bleep] up.
Like, people ain’t stupid, huh?
My father made it very
clear before coming here.
This was the one thing.
Don’t do.
There’s certain things
that there’s a ----ing line.
Because my dad’s watching.
My dad isn’t like very
affectionate, you know?
And even when I was married
and I was at my house,
I wasn’t kissing my husband
in front of my father.
It’s just dad doesn’t
need to see it.
And I’m disappointed in myself
for disappointing my father.
----ing shut up,
I get you. Jesus Christ.
[laughing]
Hmm.
You keep going in there,
but you’re doing nothing.
Are you joking?
Oh, you got a bucket.
-Yeah.
-I apologize.
You, [bleep] you, too.
Wait, what the hell?
What a little d*ck.
-Dyl?
-Yes, sir.
I’m just gonna
let Nick get changed.
Here we go, good sir.
-Where are you from, Nick?
-Devon, England.
Barbie?
So how old are you, dude?
-40.
-Wow.
Yeah.
Been a chef for like 22 years.
You okay?
Oh my God.
When did they break up?
It was last year.
She cheated on him.
So why would he be like,
"Hottest girl ever?"
-Exactly.
-You insane?
So I know we’re just
sleeping together,
but it’s just, it’s weird.
And I’m supposed to like
act like nothing on deck
because work and
play’s different,
but it’s really hard right now.
-But you deserve respect.
-Yeah.
Yeah.
This needs cleaning.
All right.
I’m seeing like a
bath ring around there,
and there’s been
some fun in there.
So, you know, wear gloves.
Hello, Nick.
Fraser, how you doing?
Nice to meet you.
Where are you from?
No, Palma’s
amazing, apparently.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I’ll always come
to you before a service,
is like, do you want this
to your plate?
Okay.
I reckon on plated
for most meals.
Yeah, of course.
Chef Anthony really
struggled with his time,
his organization,
and his general upkeep.
This gives me so much anxiety.
Are there any that
don’t have fish or no?
There’s no way y’all
can be from the south
and like that mac and cheese.
I’m just really hopeful that
the next person can come in
and rid me from
all those things.
To have 20 years plus
of chef experience,
I mean, he’s clearly
doing something right.
This is green flags all over.
Thank you for joining.
Welcome, welcome.
Look at that view.
[laughing]
-Does he bite?
-Nope.
Thank God we can see the zoo
animals behind glass, aye.
Wild, wet lechers.
You’ll find them
in your local marina
doing absolutely [bleep] all.
[laughing]
Xandi, Barbie?
-Oh, speak of the devil.
-Yeah.
Guys, why are you
keeping it secret
that you and Barbie got a thing?
Ben someone’s
going around like ----ing...
[clatter]
Ben, shut the [bleep] up.
Did you hear what--
shut the [bleep] up!
Get out of here!
Barbie.
Just own up to it.
I’m ----ing off.
It’s like-- it’s just like--
Anyway.
Ugh, toxic.
Heads of departments,
let’s meet downstairs
in the crew mess
for the preference
sheet meeting.
Copy from the galley.
How you doing?
I hear that
you’re being a tosser.
-Me?
-Yeah.
I’ve done nothing wrong.
You [bleep] with my girl
Sunshine, I’ll [bleep] with you.
What now?
Your Instagram story.
Bit rude.
-No, it’s not.
-Poor Sunny.
You could have told her.
Oh, my God.
We’re not even ----ing dating.
All right.
Alex Taylor,
senior community manager.
He is excited for the yacht crew
to put together a memorable
vacation for his friends.
Loves Instagramable food.
-No pressure, mate.
-No, no pressure.
Let’s really pay attention
to the individual preferences.
-Yeah.
-Really pay attention to that.
I don’t want that
ba*ls up this trip.
It’s happened before for
their first lunch on board.
Joint display of octopus nachos
and whole seafood spread.
Jeez.
-Make their own chocolates.
-Oh, cool.
And we’re going to
stay here for lunch,
and then they’ll leave here
to go on the chocolate tour,
and then we’ll leave,
go out on anchor,
and they’ll come to the yacht,
and everything’s done.
Night one.
Caribbean Christmas.
-Speedos and Santa hats.
-Exactly.
It’s the guests wish to
celebrate New Year’s Eve.
Primary has requested
a late dinner,
so that the meal ends
at the stroke of midnight.
These guests, they’re going to
have pretty high expectations.
-Yes.
-Yeah.
-Smash it.
-Let’s do it.
[sobbing]
Fraser, could I talk
to you for a second?
I’ll meet you in Main saloon.
My dryer isn’t working.
-Babes, I just want you to know.
-Yeah.
I’m having, like,
an off day today.
Okay.
I feel like I really
disappointed my dad.
-Oh, no.
-Like, I really don’t feel good.
Why?
What’s happened?
No, don’t be silly.
I’m so mad at myself.
Oh, no.
I’m so sorry.
I just wanted you to know
I’m having a really bad day.
Is she crying?
[sobbing]
I’m having, like,
an off day today.
Okay.
What’s happened?
Is she crying?
[bleep], I feel bad, man.
She’s ----ing
panicking, stressing.
I’m sorry.
I feel like I really
disappointed my dad.
What’s he going to do?
Just be angry at you.
No one thinks anything
of you or anyone anything.
You know we’re all family.
[laughing]
-But we love you.
-Yeah, I know.
I was going to try and
not talk about it,
but she did make
this decision, you know?
Oh, man, what the [bleep].
As far as galleys
I’ve walked into,
this has got to be
top three worst, for sure.
Ah!
I don’t know how anyone’s not
got food poisoning from this.
How are the fridges?
I cleaned it, but this was
all black from mold.
[bleep]
-How are you? How are you?
-How are you?
I’m all right, lad.
How you going?
Good.
Well, yeah.
Oh, man, you think you got it,
and then bam, whack.
Nothing, lad.
I’m feeling ready for tomorrow.
Dude, I haven’t even looked
at this preference sheet yet.
What do you think
of these people?
I think they’re going
to be interesting.
All right, well, I’m going to
take a shower, sh-- and sleep.
-Hello.
-Hi.
What’s happening?
I’ve been watching this thing
fill up for the last two hours.
Why? What’s up?
Good.
So are you annoyed today?
Uh...
This Instagram posts
that I put up.
Oh, that.
It took me off guard, like,
I wasn’t expecting that.
-Do you know?
-No.
You get it?
It’s just like there’s
always something.
Yeah.
So...
Yeah, it was annoying.
I just need to finish
this charter season strong,
so I think...
You know where we are.
I think for now, if we sleep
together, we sleep together.
If we don’t, we don’t.
I don’t think we’re attached
to each other whatsoever.
Yeah?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I’ll see you tomorrow, maybe?
Yeah, I mean, I’ve got to
see you tomorrow, right?
[crying]
Hmm.
Proper.
-What’s wrong?
-Ben’s done.
Just now?
Yeah, just now.
What happened?
Basically today’s reaction
to what he posted on Instagram
was like his last straw,
you know?
I get what he’s saying, though.
He can’t be himself.
There’s always something wrong.
Like, I’m ----ing toxic.
I’m sorry.
How are you?
Honey.
[laughing]
I’m sorry.
He’s being a ----ing dickhead.
And sometimes men need to take
responsibility for their actions
and how it makes
other people feel,
and he’s not doing that.
I’ve been there and done that,
and I’ve learnt not
to sh-- where I eat,
because it ends up in tears.
Men don’t change.
That’s them.
But doesn’t excuse
being a [bleep].
Interior, interior.
You can clock off now, please.
I love you guys a lot.
-I’ll see you guys.
-I love you, too.
Still going.
Got the floor and
the stainless to go.
[sighs]
[bleep] me.
You are strong.
You are intelligent.
You are humble.
Night, mate.
[bleep]
[alarm blares]
Oh, God.
Today’s going to be
a ----ing good day, baby.
Whoo!
Let’s go.
Oh, my God.
How’s it going, mate?
-Getting there.
-Feeling good in here?
Yeah, it’s always the same.
You turn up, and then you
just assess the damage.
-Yeah.
-And then you just crack on,
been a chef for 21 years.
Should have learned something
by now, huh?
You gotta learn
a couple of tricks,
at least a couple of tricks.
Happy to have you aboard, mate.
Yeah, thank you very much.
Oh, my God.
Stop it.
I personally don’t feel
like I’ve done anything wrong.
In fact, I’ve done
quite the opposite.
I’ve tried as much as I can
to make her comfortable
and for her to be
reacting like this.
It’s like, childish.
I really think
it’s really childish.
Yeah.
Excursions booked for 3:00,
so they have to leave here
between 2:30 and 2:45.
I’m leaving her at three.
The pressure’s on the chef
to make sure he gets
the food out in time.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Guys, I’m okay
with earphones,
but if you’ve got
to have them in, talk,
but don’t keep to yourself.
No.
-Nick.
-Yeah.
Just had a quick chat with Cap.
We should bring lunch
forward to 1:00.
Yeah.
And what do you have
in mind for lunch?
We’re going to do the nachos.
Mm-hmm.
I’m probably going to do
a meat option as well.
Lovely.
Like lamb chops,
but the fish dish
will be the octopus.
Okay, perfect.
Lunch.
It’s the first meal.
This is my time to shine.
Show what I can actually do.
I’m self-taught.
I started washing dishes,
and I just worked my way out
to Michelin Star joints,
the Ritz for a
little while in London,
and now I’ve been working on the
yachts for about 10, 11 years.
There’s a lot of pressure,
but you’ve got
to keep a steady head.
I’m just going
to garnish it up all nice.
Lovely.
-Instagram.
-Of course, of course.
Fraser, we have the provisions.
Hey, Barbs.
Barbie’s like she’s seen
death or something.
[grunting]
More cheese?
Oh, my God.
Just so you know in the future,
don’t be shy with cheese.
-Christmas.
-Happy frikking holidays.
-Surprise.
-Hi, mate.
-All good to go?
-She’s looking good.
-Oh, Xan.
-Yeah?
You’re going to chocolate today,
around about 2:30.
Perfect.
Ready, steady cook.
This smells better, honestly.
I keep it open as long
as I can every day.
Wouldn’t mind touching
this up at some point.
-Yeah.
-Let’s give this a hit.
See the rust on here?
-Stainless, yeah?
-Yeah.
Fraser, are we good to go, mate?
Yeah, I’ll come up to you now.
Looking good, mate.
I’ll tell you, man, you guys
are ----ing getting it together.
Cool.
Definitely hurt by Kyle.
I asked him to be a gentleman,
and he’s not.
He was like the one person I
thought I could trust, you know?
And I’m realizing
I can’t, so....
I do think he has
feelings, though,
and I think that his
feelings are also hurt.
You weren’t walking around
talking about it, right?
Yeah.
Then you wouldn’t
have hurt feelings,
because I wouldn’t be so upset.
I’m ----ing pissed.
I want to convert to orthodox,
you know what I mean?
And, you know, he’s,
like, letting it be a thing.
Don’t go and talk about,
like, something that’s private.
Like, it’s not guy talk.
It’s not yacht talk.
It’s between me and you.
Never, ever again,
ever, anything.
You’re my person I can trust,
and now I’m feeling,
like, oh, my God,
I can’t trust you.
I’m just done with it.
Coming up...
-Love the shorts, by the way.
-Thanks.
They’re fantastic.
It’s going to
get real weird later.
All crew, all crew,
to guest arrival, 15.
Here we go. Here we go.
Here we go.
We’ve got guests
coming down the dock.
We’re doing it.
-G’day.
-Hi.
Hello!
-Hey, friends.
-G’day, Alex.
-What’s up?
-How are you doing, mate?
-Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.
-Good day, I’m Kerry.
-Isabel.
-Zac. Nice to meet you.
-Steve.
Nice to meet you, man.
Fraser. Nice to meet you, Steve.
How are you doing?
-Champagne, champagne.
-Yeah!
On behalf of the crew
of St. David,
we’d like to welcome you
aboard, and to Grenada,
Fraser’s our chief stew,
he’ll show you around.
Thank you so much.
Please follow me.
This here is
my favorite hot tub.
This is going to
be your prime spot
for a 360 of the whole boat.
I did think that you just said
it’s a prime spot
for a threesome,
and then I nearly died, okay?
We will get to that.
Oh, [bleep] me.
Oh my God.
So, you’ve got
your primary lounge.
Since I’m eight years old,
I got so tall,
I have not been able to do this.
Yes, he fits!
Oh, my God.
Yay!
-I’ll take these two trays.
-Yep.
It’s such a rush today.
All right, guys,
let’s get into our polos.
So, we have our chocolate
excursion today.
We’ll be making chocolate.
So, we have to get
into cars latest 2:45.
We’re going to have lunch
at around about one o’clock.
All right, you guys,
get some drinks.
-Get some tapas.
-Thank you very much.
Oh, my God. Of course.
[laughing]
Whoo!
Let’s go, girls.
Whoo!
[laughing]
Jesus Christ.
Wow.
All right, this is done.
Got to do it for the Gram.
So, how do you
all know each other?
-He’s our common person.
-Yeah.
Common denominators.
Yeah, we’re foodies.
We all met through Instagram.
-Oh, that’s great.
-Yeah.
They’ve been here for
about 10 minutes.
I want to confiscate
all of their phones.
I think that because this
is these people’s jobs,
I get it, but it’s a lot.
Oh, here we go.
Instagram already.
-Thank you.
-No problem.
All right.
Oh, yes, baby.
So cute!
Merry Christmas to all
and to all a fun night.
Whoo!
So, you guys are going
to go on the excursion,
and then you’re going
to come back.
-Christmas begins then.
-Yeah.
How you guys came up with
that, I’m not sure.
My friends call
me Father Holiday
because I host every party,
like, at my house.
Yeah.
So, I’m always thinking of,
like, what’s a fun theme.
-It’s high standards.
-Yeah.
Okay, I’m going to
start moving them.
All right, mate.
Such a weird dish.
----ing octopus ----ing nachos.
Oh, my God.
-It’s tasty, eh?
-Really good.
Having influencers on,
they’re going to take a
lot of photos, I guess.
----ing kids these days, eh?
This is such a weird dish.
-Okay, come here.
-I like him.
He is so sexy.
-Who?
-Fraser.
Oh, yeah, you should
[bleep] him.
-Ah.
-Cheers.
Cheers.
Fraser, I’m in my blues.
I’m running up.
Right, darling, you start
with water and wine.
Lunch in about five.
Totally.
We can always chat
at the table as well.
-Yeah.
-As long as we get to the table,
I don’t want to have
to rush you off.
Enjoy your meal.
I love them already.
Oh, look how nice this is.
I’m just seating now,
so I’m just going to do
water and wine and drinks.
Okay, cool.
-Yams.
-Thank you.
Ooh.
Enough for eight,
though, is it?
Is it one, chip each?
-Thanks, Paris.
-You’re welcome.
That’s enough for me.
-Yeah.
-Just saying.
-Yeah.
-It’s not wowing me.
Okay.
Lamb.
What was misread about that?
Seafood spread for
first luncheon
Do you have any more
seafood coming up?
Why, did they ask?
That was on the preference
sheet for today’s lunch.
Whole seafood spread for lunch.
Ugh, just saw the nacho.
Okay.
Here we go again.
I was very clear to Nick
when I first met him
to read the preference sheet.
How hard can it be?
It says seafood lunch.
He only has one seafood item.
Are you kidding me?
[bleep]
Coming up...
I’ve been thinking about
my ex a lot recently.
Camille.
-Oh, yeah.
-Hmm.
Do you have any more
seafood coming up?
Why, did they ask?
That was on the preference
sheet for today’s lunch.
Seafood spread.
[bleep]
I could do scallops quickly.
-How long do you need?
-Five minutes.
All right.
I hear you like
an octopus nachos.
Oh, my God.
It’s octopus nachos.
[shouting]
Oh, my God. Wait.
Can I take a picture of
this before this happens on?
-Of course.
-Un-freaking-believable.
Thank you, my friends.
Pleasure.
Thank you so much.
I didn’t know that
this was happening,
so I had to change my shirt.
Nacho king, of course.
I was going to take the
whole plate of nachos.
This is a dream come true.
-It’s ready.
-Perfect.
-Thanks, mate.
-There you go.
-Scallops.
-Scallops.
-Good recovery, mate.
-Yeah.
Some seared scallops,
if you’re interested.
Oh, I love scallops.
This octopus is so good.
I know.
The lamb is good, too.
Cheers.
Barbie, Barbie, Fraser.
They need to leave
in nine minutes.
A lot of washing up to do.
All right. If you guys
want to run
and get any last bits
that you may need,
the cars are going
to be ready in nine.
I’m ready to make
some chocolate.
You smashed it, mate.
They loved it.
We’re going to be pulling out
of here in 20 minutes.
Lovely.
Thanks very much.
Good work, mate.
Appreciate it.
Cheers.
Ben, Sunny and I are
in the bow again.
Yeah, I just think you
might change it up.
Do it back here with me and Kyle
go up in the bow with Sunny.
If you want, yeah.
All right, guys. We can make
our way to the cars now.
-Xandi’s coming with you.
-Okay, let’s go.
-Have fun, Xandi, dear.
-I will, thank you.
Bring me chocolates.
I’m waiting for it.
Love the shorts, by the way.
-Thanks.
-They’re fantastic.
It’s going to get
real weird later.
I can’t wait.
-I’m so sorry.
-It’s okay.
I’m just looking at Jen’s butt.
It’s fine.
Bye-bye, guys.
Love you.
All right, guys.
Let’s get this dock set up.
This is exciting.
Okay, we’re going to get
all the decor out.
I’m just going to have t*ts
out for the rest of the trip,
if that’s good.
Now I’m ready to be a milf.
Okay, let’s do it.
Bow to stern, please.
Bow to stern.
Forward spring line coming in.
Aft leading spring.
So close, Sunny.
Oh, Christmas tree.
[grunts]
Would you ever see
yourself getting married?
I’ve asked for a ring 20 times.
-Oh, really?
-Yeah.
If Fraser just sends
me a picture of the ring
that he wants,
I’ll buy it for him.
What is your gaydar saying?
Hot dogs.
Who doesn’t like
a sausage between two buns?
Steven’s quite hot.
As far as I’m aware,
he’s with one of the ladies.
But I hope he’s not.
He’s got small legs
and small feet.
I kind of like that.
He can put them all
over my chest.
I’d be cool with it.
He can just walk all over me.
Literally.
I’m not kidding.
Good afternoon, ladies.
-Hi.
-How are we doing? I’m Aaron.
Welcome to
Tri Island Chocolate.
Come on in.
This is where the magic happens.
No, not yet.
This is my little chocolate
factory here in Grenada.
So just so we know,
before we make the chocolate,
we have to know how
we get there, right?
So we have the pods,
which looks like this.
Oh my gosh, that’s big.
-Can I take one photo close up?
-Of course you can.
You’re all going to get the
chance to taste it, okay?
Kerry, that is
all lines on board.
You are free to move.
Copy.
Departing dock.
You are clearing astern,
seven meters opening.
Turning now.
Deck crew, we can bring
in fenders.
Great job, Ben.
So we are ready.
Start from the top and just
steadily go up and down.
That looks pretty good.
I think you’ve got
your new career.
Looks professional, right?
I did this.
We’re going to decorate
the boat now for Christmas.
Remember, we’ve
got less than an hour.
Yeah, I know.
I’m going quick.
All right, guys, we’ll
stand by for two shots.
Standing by, two shots.
Release, release, release.
Yes, Sunny.
Two shackles
at the water-line, Captain.
That’s good, Sunny.
Please lock it down.
Captain, are you doing dinner
with the guests this evening?
That is correct.
Copy.
[sighs]
Gotcha.
Gotcha, girl.
I won’t let you die.
You know it’s International
Women’s Day today.
-Really?
-Yeah.
Well, happy
International Women’s Day.
Thank you.
Why am I singing Christmas
songs in my head?
Something’s ----ed up.
What have we got, curry?
----ing stay away.
A ----ing nice curry
though, man.
----ing stay away from
that sh--.
What’s your story?
I’ve been thinking about
my ex a lot recently.
-Camille.
-Oh, yeah.
Just thinking with your d*ck or
actually thinking you might?
-I don’t know.
-She’s a bit back-sh-- crazy.
Very.
Just fun.
I do like Sunny.
She’s cute.
She’s, um, really
funny to be around.
But I just don’t have
that spark with Sunny.
I mean, you can’t force
anything, right?
I mean, there has to be
a spark there, like,
like last year with Camille.
That was just...
That’s the magic that I’m after.
Let’s see if she answers.
Probably not.
[phone ringing]
Hey, Cam.
What’s up?
Yeah, I just want to see
how you’re doing.
Doing well.
Coming back on board has been
like a trip down memory lane.
I guess I missed
you a little bit.
Yeah.
What are you up to?
So I’m going to be in Florida.
I’d love to see you, honestly,
just to say hello.
I’d love to catch you
in Lauderdale
and see that smile again.
Yeah.
Well, cool.
Get back to some music, okay?
It’s good to hear your voice.
It’s been a long time.
Catch you soon, babe.
Bye.
Why, Ben?
I kind of feel stupid
because it’s over.
It’s, oh, it’s like
a hard pill to swallow.
I mean, I’m swallowing it
again for the second time.
All right,
I can’t do this anymore.
You got to learn it from
the first time, Ben.
That’s just stupid.
But I mean, now I know.
I could not drive out here.
[horn honking,
shrieks]
I didn’t expect that.
Oh, good one.
-Bye-bye.
-I’ll be back.
[bleep]
Merry Christmas.
Are we going to get
in the sleigh with the reindeer?
-You ready to go back?
-Yeah, let’s do it.
Oh, my God, he’s so cutesie.
What’s going on here?
In Australia, Christmas
is in our summer,
so it’s really, really hot.
No snow whatsoever.
Santa is in budgie smugglers.
He’s surfing, getting tan
lines because South Pole,
there’s no sun.
Yeah, our Santa’s naked.
When in doubt,
ask what would Santa do?
Copy.
Interior, let’s get ready
for arrival, please.
All right, guys, we’ve arrived.
Oh, my God.
-Welcome to the North Pole.
-Merry Christmas.
Egg nog.
Yes.
Thank you.
Oh, my God, this is so good.
I can drink these all year.
It’s Christmas.
Let’s go, guys.
Merry Christmas, everyone.
Oh, my God.
Christmas on St. David’s.
Oh, my God.
I used to love Christmas
as a kid.
Yeah.
My dad used to build
the Christmas tree huge,
and it was just such a
special, wonderful time.
Alex is so excited.
I love it.
No, I have a thing for Fraser.
I can’t help it.
Well, I think Fraser
has a thing for you.
He’s super single
and super ready.
All crew, all crew, dinner
for guests will be at 8:30.
All right, come on.
[bleep]
Tonight’s dinner is
a feast of seven fishes.
It’s an Italian-American
Christmas Eve tradition.
Jesus Christ.
Being a chef, having
memories about Christmas,
is usually stress.
I’m working all the time.
This is my busiest time
of the year.
I much prefer Halloween.
I like to get dressed up
and get a bit weird.
Actually, fits your
face really well.
Okay, hang on.
Is there, like, a hat?
I don’t really wear hats
because I’ve got a head
the size of peanut.
How’s it coming
along, mate?
-Getting there, mate.
-Yeah?
Just doing the canapes now.
Good.
I grew some hair.
Oh, [bleep].
Come here from one second.
You got a little...
There we go.
That’s a crisp-a*s beard now.
Thank you so much.
We’re going to go change.
-Go get it.
-Great.
We’ll see you shortly, guys.
We’re going to do it.
We’ll see how ridiculous
this goes.
I think we had a kiss just then.
Yeah, I know.
I could cut the sexual
tension with a knife.
What’s going on?
You and Barbie?
It’s just sh--.
When you’re so close to someone
and you go intimate
with someone...
Yeah, yeah.
You cross that boundary and
then she’s just going like,
[bleep] you.
Welcome to yachting.
I think you need to have
a chat with her.
All right.
What are you wearing?
Christmas colors.
-The lady’s in green.
-They said Christmas.
Oh, yeah. Feels right.
Let’s go.
Lip gloss, on.
t*tties, in.
Are you joking
with this set up?
-Merry Christmas.
-Merry Christmas.
Oh my goodness.
We have Bloody Mary with
clams, prawn c*ck,
and mahi mahi sashimi.
-Okay.
-Cheers.
-Oh, an oyster.
-Oh, sh--. It’s an oyster.
Oh.
This is amazing.
It’s a Christmas miracle.
It certainly is.
Wow.
I had an extra bow tie for him.
So excited.
The feast of the seven fishes
is like something very,
like, family-orientated for me,
because I am Italian myself.
Can’t wait to see what happens.
-Yes.
-I’m excited, too, mate.
This is going to be very cool.
Yeah, those three can go.
Oh, my gosh.
It looks so good.
Oh, wow.
You’re starting off with the
salmon on a bed of mashed potato
and asparagus with
an orange fennel.
Mm.
This is amazing.
The Chef, he only just
joined us yesterday.
Oh, really?
Well, so far,
he’s done phenomenal.
-Oh, yeah.
-That’s awesome.
Oh, my God.
Chef, the guests are
loving your food.
Tell them
I can’t drink compliments.
Captain Kerry, have you ever
had, like, a scary moment
when you were driving a boat?
Oh, yeah.
There’s so much
pirate activity around Somalia,
and we see this boat on radar.
Shouldn’t even be there.
So we alter course
and it alters course
And what it was, was there
was Somali fishermen,
and they thought we were going
to run over their fish traps,
and they thought
we were the warship.
[laughing]
-Ready to go, Chef?
-Yep.
-Strozopreti.
-Oh, my God.
Here’s the funny thing
about strozopreti.
It actually means...
It really is
what you’re saying?
How far off would you say
you are, Chef?
No, it’s just plating,
and we’ll go.
Look at this.
Thanks, mate.
You got the lobster.
Very good.
Did a good job of this, huh?
Oh, my God.
Again.
Very simple, but tasty.
Let’s run plates, please.
Something smells delicious.
Is that this?
This is seared tuna.
Yeah.
It’s good.
Very good.
For dessert we have
freshly-made cannoli
with the chocolate from
your day today.
Love it.
What a way to end
an Italian meal.
Ooh.
I got to snag a pic.
All right.
Do you want to pop your
black on and come say hello?
Oh, yeah.
I’ll do that now.
-Mm.
-Mm-hmm.
-Mm-hmm.
-Mmm.
Hopefully they’re happy.
-I love it.
-Mmm.
Ladies and gentlemen,
chef for this evening.
Good evening, Merry Christmas,
everyone.
[applause]
Thank you very much.
Nick’s first meal with me
sitting at the table,
I’m very impressed.
Timing, presentation, flavor.
Happy Captain, happy life.
Yeah.
-We really appreciate it.
-I’m glad it worked out.
Coming up...
I woke up this morning to
Kyle being very upset.
The dude’s been down all day,
and I’m kind of annoyed at it.
Don’t get mad at me for my
personal relationship with Kyle.
So, can we strip
this sh-- and hot tub time?
-Oh, okay.
-Whatever you like.
Let’s do it.
Holy cannoli.
Have a great night,
see you in the morning.
Enjoy yourselves.
My hard work pushes
me towards my goal,
and nothing can get in my way.
-Goodnight.
-Oh, my gosh.
t*ts out for the ----ing boys.
-Hey, Barbie.
-Hey, Ben.
How’s your night, darling?
Amazing.
How about Kyle?
I woke up this morning to
Kyle being very upset.
The dude’s been down all day,
and I’m kind of annoyed at it.
He really wants to talk to you,
but he doesn’t know
how to go about it.
Don’t get mad at me for my
personal relationship with Kyle.
It’s just disappointing that
he’s been there for you
the whole charter season so far,
and now you’re pushing
this kid aside.
I mean, I get you have
stuff going on,
but are you even
going to chat to him?
I want to
to chat to him.
Well, good, because he wants to.
He doesn’t know
how to approach you.
Well, hopefully,
he doesn’t approach me
the way you’re approaching me.
He’s such a good guy, and that’s
the last thing he deserves.
So, Sunny’s a great girl, too,
and I don’t come and attack you
the way you’re attacking me.
I don’t appreciate that.
I don’t appreciate how
you’re talking to Kyle.
Are you kidding me?
Do you know how many times
I’ve seen Sunny cry?
Like, Ben, shut up.
Go worry about your
own relationship.
Good talk, Ben.
Well, I just got
bitched out by Ben.
Why?
He just came at me about some
personal sh-- with me and Kyle,
and he just, like,
fully attacked me.
Why are my personal
problems your issue?
Yeah, but you know how boys are,
they’re so stupid.
[belches]
-You’re really pissing me off.
-Come and have a chat.
You’re really pissing me off.
Come and have a chat.
I have a lot of things to do,
but please continue to
talk about it
with everybody else
on the yacht.
So disappointing.
I don’t even know who you are.
Yep, okay.
Fair game.
That’s all I need to know, girl.
Sorry about that.
Welcome to St. David.
From my experience
working on a boat,
having these romances.
If you’re going to do it,
you’ve got to make sure
you’re doing it
with the right person.
Or you get
some handsome chef coming in
and stealing your gal.
It’d be pretty ----ing
awkward, I guess.
Go have a great night of sleep.
Good night.
Good luck.
Good night, love.
Good night.
I breathe deeply and calmly.
Everything is working
out perfectly for me.
Focus.
Really good meal service.
-Bye.
-See ya.
Very good work.
I want to succeed.
There are many reasons
I am doing this now.
I know things are changing.
What’s up?
I say, are you okay?
No, Kyle.
-I know.
-I’m not okay.
Hello.
I know I might be screwed
up a little bit,
but I really hope that she
can see past my mistakes.
I apologize for saying that
I wouldn’t talk about it
and I have spoke about it,
and I understand that
that’s pissed you off.
I’m very sorry, but
at the same time,
like, yeah, I need to voice
my opinion as well.
I thought you were going
to have my back with it,
and then you played into it.
I like Barbie a lot.
Like, I’ve liked her
for the start, right?
And it’s like it’s
almost built into something
that I wasn’t expecting
to see, you know?
So this situation right now,
that’s really,
really ----ing me up.
Like, that sucks.
Okay, I’m genuinely apologizing.
Yeah.
I accept your apology.
I just, I don’t trust you.
Next, on "Below Deck"...
Paris, my third favorite stew.
Get back to ----ing cleaning
some sinks
and maybe scrub a toilet.
Everybody’s talking about you
having a New Year’s kiss.
So just, like,
brush your teeth before 12.
Happy New Year!
Alright, try not to be
a massive b*tch
with what I’m about to tell you.
Kyle, me and him have become,
like, a thing.
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11x13 - Happy Captain, Happy Life
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Show chronicles the lives of the crew members who work and reside aboard a superyacht during charter season.
Show chronicles the lives of the crew members who work and reside aboard a superyacht during charter season.