11x10 - Grenadian Nightmare

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Do you have any news
on the stew?

- It's, you know, a busy season.
- Yeah.

It's out of my control.

I'm definitely feeling
a stew down.

Is it possible to do sushi
as an appetizer at the bar?

When we come down.

Seems our primary,
she's okay

about her friend
taking over the boat.

She's like,
she's a----ing captain.

Are there any that
don't have fish?

We should be focused
on the primary.

He is out of his depth.

He's just imploding.

I eat, like, avocado,
cucumber roll sushi.

- Oh, okay.
- Barely do fish.

Definitely not
doing raw fish.

Yeah.

Chef, so there are no
vegetarian sushi rolls?

Chef may have bitten off more
than he can chew in this job.

I know it's difficult,
but you're cut out for it

and experienced and
ready to run, or you're not.

And I'm just worried that
he's not quite there yet.

He said 8:30.

Ah, that's who
I'm looking for.

- You know what?
- We...

I spoke to the chef.
You weren't here.

We wanted to sit at 8:30
so we could get going.

So what are the chances
of that happening?

I'll go speak to him now.

I can see where
we're at with that.

Fraser always seems
to have a stew down.

For the couple of seasons,
I've worked with him now.

See how the tables
turn that quick?

- Oh, man.
- We're in the clear.

We've got this, mate.

They want to
sit down ASAP.

Okay. I'm going to try
to make the magic.

Perfect.

We're good, brother.
We done.

Sunny, you get up
a 5:00 tomorrow.

Going down at nine.

Bye, goodnight.

Barbie, I need you on
service now.

I'm changing and running up.

We're man down, but I'm
taking the brunt of the work.

You know, like, when did
I become Cinderella?

And at this point,
it's like a mixture

of I really don't
want to be here,

but I'm not a quitter.

So I'm going to give
Fraser what he wants,

and I'm going to push through,

and I'm going to give him this
fake-a*s, bullsh---a*s smile

that I don't feel.

And I'm just not
going to complain.

We're ready to go.
All righty.

We're going up, baby.

You look beautiful.

Welcome to the party.

It's so pretty.

Wow.

Mm-hmm.

Tell me we have napkins.

We don't have people like...

Oh, Captain.

- G'day.
- Wow, look at this.

How are you, captain?

I got the gold bit,
but not the white bit.

I'm so sorry to interrupt.

- Oh, here we go.
- So we have three options.

We've got chicken pad thai,
we've got the tofu pad thai,

and we've got a vegetable curry.

I would love to start
with the primaries

to see what they
would like first.

Can I do half and half?

The vegetable and the tofu.

Or like a bowl of the pad thai,
maybe, on the side.

I've got my phone out,

because I know it's going
to be a complex order

just so you all know.

- Pad thai chicken.
- Tofu.

I'll have the same.

I'll have chicken, please.

Sounds great.

You've got to get
to your weakest,

become your strongest, concentration.

Okay, so we've got two mix.

- Tofu pad thai and curry.
- Okay.

And we've got four chicken.

One, two, six,
seven, eight, nine.

I'm not sure that's
working at all.

No, absolutely not.

I don't know where you
ever thought that was.

- I don't know.
- Don't worry about it.

Just focus.

No more throwing sauce around.

They have eight children,
by the way, Captain.

Eight?

They're running away from home.

Do you want me to do this
for you, chef?

Would you like me to lay the
chicken?

Give me the chicken, please.

My God, what would happen
if I wasn't around?

It's like, whew,
guys, I'm sorry.

I----ed up.

They're one short.

No, don't wait.
Don't wait.

I don't think we need to wait.

What are these?

Well, I've got two veg
curry, and that's it.

So that's for Pete,
and this is for Jen.

This is so heavy.

The dual part is...

This is the worst day
of my life, I think.

This is the worst dinner
service I've had all season.

My food is already cold.

There's obviously something
going down the galley,

something going wrong.

But if I look like
I'm getting pissed off,

then those are going to
get pissed off around me.

And to top it off, we have Jill.

Not good, guys.

What's going on with that?

Hate to sounds like a jerk,
but it's kind of cold.

I guess, I don't know.

The meal didn't come out right.

Maybe.

Have you ever hooked up
with a charter guest?

Yes.

Bro, I was dating
a charter guest.

Were you?

I've had a lot of stories
with charter guests, bro.

I've been very naughty.

Growing up, no one really told
me that I was good looking.

And it's funny now, because
I get hit on by so many guys.

So many girls.

I love that, bro.

Bro, like this girl,
chartered our yacht.

Cougar, bro.

And I just went to
live with her in Berlin.

I like it when women come to me
because it makes me feel good.

But I also like the hunt.

If I find a girl
really attractive

and I see her at a bar,

I would go, fall on the floor,

do some push-ups,
stand up, do that.

They're like,
what's going on, baby?

That's my pick-up line.

It's all kind of
like a hit or miss.

Bro, I love that.

- ing, oh, man.
- That's what it's about.

I think we're good to clear.

- Okay.
- Should I clear?

We've got to k*ll 20 minutes.

If I have to get my t*ts out
and start

- breastfeeding captain, I will.
- Okay.

We have to just k*ll time.

Ugh.

All right. So a little
bit before the dessert,

this is rum, almond milk,

and just a little
touch of strawberry.

Very impressive.

How's it going, babe?

Do you ever hire family members,
like sister and brother, or...

I hired my girlfriend
once.

Did you meet her on a ship?

- I did, actually.
- Wow.

It's supposed to
look like soufflé.

What is this?

French brownie soufflé.

A French chocolate soufflé.

I like that he
added the chocolate syrup

- just to punch it.
- Mm.

That was a great idea.

- What's going on, babe?
- Not much.

Finishing up.

You seem very quiet.

Yes.

- Hmm?
- Yes.

My fake smile only
lasts so long.

- It's wearing off.
- Yes.

So I'm going to depart.

Thank you so much
for joining us.

We'll see you in the morning.

Anthony's food was average and
his timing was sh--.

I need to talk to him
at the end of the charter.

There's no use
beating him up now,

but I'm very disappointed.

Coming up...

I'm just, like, scared to
communicate with you, honestly.

I can't do with
your no eye contact.

I can't do
with the no talking.

I'm, like, doing better. Like, I
flipped this, like, internally.

You did flip the switch.

But it feels like
your finger's on it right now.

- Yeah.
- About to flip it again.

I'm too tired.
I'm sleeping.

- Let's go to bad.
- Let's go.

- Get in your pajamas.
- I don't wear pajamas.

Yeah.

Good night, everyone.

Go in bed.

Xan, Xan, Fraser.

Go ahead.

You can clock off now, please.

Good, copy.

I'll come see you.

What a crazy day.

I'm going to start making
breakfast right now.

Right now?

I'm exhausted.

Tomorrow night is going to be

the sh--test night
we've ever had.

No one's going to want
to talk to each other.

Barbie's pissed off.

Everyone's being so sensitive.

Energy is horrific.

We've got no stew.

- How's it going up there?
- Good.

Gorgeous.

Now I go down and
Xandi's sitting at the bar.

- Good night.
- Good night, darling.

See you.

So, mate, I've got
a feeling that

I'm going to make a decision.

I've told you about
this, about the lead.

Well, who's going to
be the best?

He is great.

But he is like a puppy.

He's very excited about
things over the top.

I feel like Sunny already
knows the boat quite well.

But obviously we're
sleeping together.

You've got to
be careful with that.

I really need someone
to sort of lean on

and be my right-hand man.

Dylan is fantastic.

I mean, on paper,

he's got everything you
need in a lead deckhand.

He's really
knowledgeable on deck.

Sunny jells really well
with the crew

and you can rely on her
and trust her.

Yeah, but also who works best
with the rest of the crew,

who can delegate?

I've got to really, like,
assess these two

and see what their strengths
and weaknesses are

and if I can rely on
them being lead deckhand.

At the end of the day,

the person that's doing
the most hard work

is putting the most amount
of effort into it.

- I Agree. Yeah.
- Needs it.

- Hey, mate.
- Hey.

[sighs]

Oh, my...

[bleep] these people.

[alarm sounds]

Dude.

- Good morning.
- How are you doing?

Good, how are you?

Good.

Hmm?

- All good?
- Hmm.

All good.

I grew up with my parents
being so in love.

Every day, I just
see them cuddle.

In the morning,
it's a big hug and a kiss

and that shapes who
I am as a person today.

I just want to love.
I want to connect.

I want to feel feelings.

Taller than you.

I know that he likes me.
I like him. I trust him.

Ben, Ben, Kerry.

We need everything packed
up by quarter to nine.

Copy, copy.

What time would you like to
do breakfast this morning?

Should we order right now
and tell you what we want?

Yeah.

I'm just going to tell
you our specials.

So you've got
the smoked salmon benedict,

breakfast burrito, which
is vegan and gluten-free.

And then you've got
the veggie omelette.

I'll do a veggie
white omelette with cheese.

- Can I have the burrito?
- Yeah.

Sunny and Kyle, can I get you
guys forward to prep the anchor?

Copy.

[sighs]

And I've got your food
order already.

They've all got
something different.

Yeah, of course.

I hate them.
But I don't.

I just hate Jill.

Bridge, bridge. That's the
stern door coming up now.

Copy, copy.
Commence anchoring, please?

Coming up.

Captain, that's one shackle.

And I can see the anchor.

Anchor's up.
Bringing it in the pocket.

Good job, team.
Let's get the show on the road.

Okay.
And here we go.

Yeah.

Oh, that's so pretty, Melinda.

Yeah, it's beautiful.
Thank you.

It's already k*lled me.

There's not much else
that could go wrong.

- Well, good morning.
- Good morning.

Where do you need me?

Can you quickly cover me
for two seconds?

I just need to pee,
I've been holding it.

- Sure.
- Thank you.

I'll be right back up.

Thank you.

How did you sleep?

Good, thank you.

You seem very quiet.

This is just how
I wake up, honey.

I'm ignoring Fraser now
because I don't know

how to communicate with him.

He just, like, dismisses
everything that I feel.

When I say things to him,

he takes it like
I'm just being a problem.

I can't win, and I feel like
I can't be myself anymore.

I really feel defeated.

Ben, Ben, Sunny, can you guys
please come to the bridge?

Copy that.

It's very windy.

This is our last
good meal today.

Oh, my God, this is awesome.

So, today's a bit windier,

so I'm expecting to struggle
bringing this in.

We're expecting
winds over 30 knots.

Last time I had
winds like that,

I nearly lost the bow.

That wind's got me good.

I can't fight this, mate.

[bleep] I'm in trouble.

If this goes wrong,

I'm gonna smash into the dock

and I'm not talking
the nice floating dock.

I'm talking the concrete bank
behind us.

Just clear,
precise communication.

- Copy that.
- And then we'll be good to go.

Be confident.

Copy.
Thanks, Captain.

- You guys are good.
- Copy, thank you.

Barbie, I'm worried that froth's
gonna go everywhere, babe.

Oh, it's not
for outside, right?

Behind you.

Ooh, I'm feeling
a little whooshy.

Knock, knock, sir.

G'day.

How was your night last night?

Very long, sir.

Thank you.

Yeah, Captain, it's
pretty windy out here.

It's a tight little
channel to get through.

Here he goes.

Okay, heading to starboard wing.



I think he's just...
He's just like this

and he's just centered
himself to come back.

We're coming in.

Holy sh--.

Well, the wind, as I'm coming
in, is gusting through here.

I also have two
big steel workboats

just sitting there,

oriented with the front of
the boat to twist it in.

If that wind doesn't back down,
I'm gonna hit them.

This is a very
difficult docking.

Very difficult.

Kerry, four five meters,


Yeah, the wind's
just holding me off.

[bleep]'s sake.

Cap port quarter, three and a
half meters and holding still.

This is giving me anxiety, too.

Kerry, 45 meters
to come astern.

Yeah, the wind's
just holding me off.

I don't know what he's doing.

Port quarter, three and a half
meters and holding still.

This is giving me anxiety, too.

Cap, that is your stern clear.

You've got 15 to this boat,
still 15.

One, seven to where we
need to be in position.

Midships, five meters,
Benny, five meters.

Four meters to the end
of the dock.

Forward leading spring
on the aft.

And we're sending
a crossover now.

Come up on that for me.
He's going to come ahead.

I want the third cleat.
Yeah.

Is that stern line secure?

Yes, it is, Cap.

Okay, bow, you can bring
up your lines now.

- Okay.
- Nice, mate.

We're clear here,
all is secure.

Thank you, guys.

That was beautiful.
He's in.

Nice, dude.
We recovered that.

Whites, whites, whites.

- You're a mess.
- Oh, man.

[shouting]

Let's go, baby.

- I don't want to leave.
- Let's not.

I'm okay with that.

I don't know how the crew
would feel, though.

I have never wanted anything
more than to drop these guests

in the sh--ter.
I'm done.

They might want us off.
I don't know.

All crew, crew.

Let's get lined up, guest
departure in two minutes.

Bag man.

Testing my grip strength.

Thank you.

Oh, I'm so sad.
I hate this part.

Hey, Jill.

Thank you so much
for everything.

We had so much fun and
good luck with everything.

Captain, I hope
I'm not too much work.

- It's yachting.
- It's yachting.

- It's the best.
- We provide the sunsets.

Thanks for the
best vacation ever.

Deck crew, you were flawless.

I know we were probably
the hardest group to cook for

with all of our
different preferences.

- Yeah.
- Thank you, guys.

Never forget.

- Thank you very much.
- Thank you.

One of the most fun experiences.

- Thank you.
- See you, guys.

- Thank you, bye.
- Namaste.

All right, guys.
That was a fun charter.

Let's get in our
off-charter uniform.

I'll call you all soon.
Good job.

Thanks, deck team.
Get changed.

What's up?

I don't know.

Nothing.

Anthony, Anthony, Kerry.

You want to come up to
the headmaster's office?

Yes, sir.
On my way.

Living the dream.

- Captain.
- All right, mate.

So, dinner service last night.

I'm going to tell you straight.

It's bullsh--.

ing appalling.

Sitting at the table last night
and my food's cold.

And then I see
two guests without food.

I'm just like, what the [bleep]
is going on?

I was really, really bad trying
to find the best solution

to make this dinner amazing.

And I start to be like,
obsessed, and mad at myself

because I cannot
save the problems.

Kicking off with the sushi and
not thinking outside the box,

getting too laser focused on
one guest and forgetting.

No one else should be thinking
about this except you.

Very disappointed.

Do some stuff that you can do
with your eyes closed, mate.

Just think about that.

- Alright, thanks, bro.
- Thank you, Captain.

- Appreciate it.
- I appreciate you, Captain.

- Barbie?
- Yep.

Is everything okay?
You seem really off.

I'm having a really off day.

Just man down and it's just
yesterday was a k*ller for me.

Just tell me what
you're going through.

Okay.

The alternative is
me just thinking

you're in
a bad mood with me.

That's not conducive
towards our team.

Like a few things yesterday
that, like, really got to me

and then, like, I went
to bed so pissed

and then I woke up today,
like, so pissed.

But, like, what in particular
made you feel that way?

Like, you guys meditating
at the beach.

Like, you could have just,
like, told me.

And then yesterday, like,
you know, Xan's at the bar

and, like, I'm up here working
my a*s off until 2:30

in the morning and it's, like...

Right. So I was at
the bar cleaning

and she had clocked off.

So, like, it's not
as if we're chilling.

I don't know.

You also weren't talking
yesterday, either.

I was, like, scared to
communicate with you, honestly.

I can't with your
no eye contact.

I can't do the no talking,

the no, the no, like,
I can't do it.

Well, I'm, like, doing better.

Like, I flipped this,
like, internally.

You did, you flipped the switch.

But it, like, it feels like
your finger's on it right now.

- Yeah.
- About to flip it again.

It's not.

Can we go without our t-shirts?

How do I do this?

- Flex.
- Ugh.

[grunting]

Jesus Christ!
It hurts my----ing back!

All crew, all crew.

Tip meeting in 10 minutes.
Tip meeting in 10 minutes.

Copy that.

Let's go, Big Boy.

Very well done.

All right, everybody here?

Well, I think this charter,
I don't know about you guys,

but I feel like
I've gone through a

few rounds with Mike Tyson.

So hat's off to all of you.

Let's see what we've got here.

[imitating drum roll]



- 20?
- 20.

It's $20,000,
so that's $1,667 each.

So, tomorrow's off.

- Woo!
- Yes!

Yes.

And you guys are gonna
head to a resort.

Shut up.

Yeah, and...

She'll sure meet you guys
out at dinner.

So what a great opportunity for
you to get to know a new stew.

A new stew coming.

I'm very excited that we've
got someone to come help.

It's like Christmas
has come early.

I am thrilled.

Her first day at work
is gonna be a day off.

- Let's drink to that.
- Yes!

- Cheers!
- Cheers to everyone.

We're gonna get sauced tonight.
We're gonna get sauced tomorrow,

so we're going on a two-day
bender.

[cheering]

God damn it.

Something has to happen
with the galley, basically.

He's so great to work with.

Yeah, he is.

But the good comes with bad.

And at this rate,
the bad's affecting the tip.

It's getting a bit old,

being anxious about when
food's gonna come out.

- Yeah.
- Is it going to be right,

and has he thought of
everyone's preferences

before it's come out?

Washing here.

- And...
- All right.

I'm so happy we have
a day off tomorrow.

Yeah, it's well needed.

I'm about to, like,
get me on out of here.

- Nah?
- I wanted to quit.

Mama didn't raise no quitter.

[laughing]

Good to go.

Let's go, baby!

Bye, St. David.

Oi!

Where the roomies at?

You guys are
bat sh-- crazy.

I'm going to ruin
some lives tonight.

Guess what b*tches?
We have some wine with us.

Guys with rings
is very hot.

Yeah, it is.

Hey!

Good energy, good energy.

Thank you for the ride.

- Oh, that's nice.
- I'm going to sit here.

I'll have the end.

I'll have an espresso martini
with tequila, please.

I'll have a margarita, please.

Ben, Sunny, you guys
are so damn cute.

- Salad?
- Yes, that's me, thank you.

- Chicken tender right here.
- Chicken tenders, of course.

No, I don't mix too much.

Hi.

- There they are.
- Hi!

- Hello!
- Hi, everyone!

Are you our new stew?

- Wow.
- Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Oh, my God!
I can't believe it's you.

Hello!
Are you our new stew?

Hi!

- Wait, are you...?
- Yes.

- Paris.
- Stop it!

Do you remember?

I know who Paris is.

She is the ex of one
of my very dear friends.

- Hey, darling, how's it going?
- What are you doing?

You absolutely w*nk*r.

What?

Must be in love with Paris.

And that, to me,
just means that she is gold.

Sit down here,
and I'll sit there.

What are you drinking?

I would love a margarita.

So, I used to work
with Paris' ex.

Wait, so have you met in person?

- It's only been FaceTime.
- Never, no.

- Only FaceTime.
- Sh--.

My name is Paris.

I'm a sail Stewardess in Perth.

I'm outgoing, funny,
and I love mayonnaise.

Mmm, mayonnaise.

That's actually nice.

I definitely say
what's on my mind.

I think because I don't have
any serotonin or, like,

any happiness left, so I
just want to stir the pot

and regain some of
that happiness back

through people's suffering.

[laughing]

That's not really true.
I'm not evil, I promise.

- We've been waiting for you!
- Welcome, Paris!

Are you Australian?

- Where are you from?
- I'm from Perth.

Oh, you're a West Coaster, huh?

- Yeah, where are you from?
- Gold Coast.

- Nice.
- Nice.

Nice, mate.

She's drop dead gorgeous.

Yeah, she's Aussie.

I'm definitely
a little bit jealous.

Now there's a drop-dead
gorgeous blonde coming in,

she's from Australia.

They got things
in common together.

I definitely feel
a little worried

about what Ben thinks of her.

You look strong.

- I've got swimmer's arms.
- I'm not talking about arms.

I'm talking, like, emotionally.

Like, you look
like you can take it.

I look like I can take it?

Yeah, you look like
you can take yachting.

I thought you were going
somewhere else with that.

- She's an attractive girl.
- Yes.

You like blondies.

Uh-oh.

Yeah, exactly, yeah.

So, Sunny and Ben
have been vibing.

I just can't wait
to watch the rest.

I'm not going to give
you any other pointers.

I'm just going to sit
and smile, boys.

Yeah, four years.

- Oh, yeah.
- Like, you're good.

Yeah, I do service,
housekeeping, and everything.

All right, guys.
[whistles]

Oh, you wee man.
Come on, get in.

If someone doesn't know
how to make a bed,

I'm not there for it.

Right.

So, I've been on boats
for about five years,

started off in the med,
Atlantic, Caribbean, America.

It is a bit daunting
joining a crew

you know nothing about...

You don't know the dynamics.

You don't know who's a b*tch.

You don't know who's lazy.

It's like a new school.

Just throw me anywhere.

If you're like,
I need you in laundry.

- You can do laundry?
- I'm really good at laundry.

- Laundry is like...
- We love.

Gets me off.

Welcome to the boat.

Oh, wow.

Paris, is this your gear?

Yeah, that one's me.

[bleep], that's heavy.

Oh, you're really sweet.

Paris, let's show you around.

Yes, please.

Oh!

I've got Paris's life
in my hands.

- Here's your room.
- Yay.

You're with Xandi.

Okay.

Thank you so much.
You're a sweetheart.

- G'day.
- Hi.

- I'm Paris.
- Must be Paris.

- Kerry.
- Lovely to meet you.

You, as well.

Another Aussie, thank God.

Yeah, that's a good group.

Yeah, everyone's so nice.

Captain's an as*h*le, but
everyone else is pretty good.

And you're my roommate.
I'm, like, so happy.

Bro, good night.

Sunny, can you throw me
out a tampon?

Bedtime.

I'm so sorry.

We're out.

I'm out of here right now.

What is going on?

[laughing]

Just c*ck-blocked so hard.

Just don't go into my cabin,
because they busy.

Oh, so you're sleeping
in my bed tonight,

because they're in our bed.

No, they're gonna get out.

I'm not sleeping in your bed.
I have pressure sheets.

Oh.

It's hot as.

This is your bed down here.
Good night.

Good dog.

[alarm sounds]

Day off, baby.

Yeah, baby.

- Let's do it, bro.
- Yeah.

Let's go.

Paris, did you grow up in
Perth or whereabouts of WA?

- So, I live in the country.
- Okay.

- We got two kangaroos.
- No way.

- For pets?
- Yeah, so they got collars on.

Stop it.

We have an echidna.

- Oh you do?
- What's that?

- A porcupine.
- It's like a giant porcupine.

Here's one thing to Google.

Echidna's p*nis.
It looks like a foot.

- No.
- It's a four-headed p*nis.

- No.
- Google it.

The pool! Here we come!

All right.

Oh, let's go.

- Wow.
- Family vacation, b*tches.

Woo!

Cheers, cheers, cheers, everybody.

All right, let's go, let's go.

- This is beautiful.
- It's beautiful.

Private beach, too?

Yes, sir.

Yeah, me, too.

Yeah, baby.

Frozen Margarita.

Enjoy, okay?

Yeah.

Gosh.

That little duo,
I could do without.

Yeah.

And it's not because of
my work ethic.

This is my situation.

I need to give you some context
before you get into this.

Barbie, at the beginning
of the season,

I was like, you're amazing.
So pleased with your work.

But the attitude was feral.

I know, I see you're running
about on the stairs.

I can see your fast feet.

I know.

Coming up...

Are you okay?

I'm fine.
I swear.

No, you're not.

I've learned that you need to

pull the k*ll cord
a lot earlier.

I'm done.

I think some people
find it really, really hard

to take criticism.

Yeah.
We all do.

Yeah, we all do.

But, like, I'm in charge.

This is awkward.

Me and Fraser, like, spoken
in the past on the phone.

He feels comfortable being
able to improperly vent,

but he's, like, the boss.

I literally just got here and
I feel like I'm Dr. Phil.

I'm fine if everyone just
shuts up about

their----ing personal issues

and deals with the job,

because the job is
actually going really well.

He's at his wits end, but
everything can be fixed

with a conversation and
a hug and a tequila.

Well, let's go get
some sun, please.

- Okay.
- Come on. We need it.

Well, you don't, but I do.

I need it.

I hear the music, bro.

[laughing]

God, where's your body been?

You know, like,
outside really sees,

like, how much you're working.

- I talk to that team.
- Fine, good for you.

I vent with that team.

The thing is, what's
happened is happened.

If we can't move on from it,
we can't move on.

I don't feel safe with you.

I don't feel like you own things

and I feel like you
dismiss my feelings.

Barbie, you're working with me.

I'm working for you.

Yeah, so, actually,
I don't need to get

what you're going through.
You're working for me.

- If you don't like it...
- I'm working for you.

You can [bleep] off.

That response shows me how much
I really can't talk to you.

That's your problem.

Fraser doesn't like me, even
though he likes the way I work.

I can't speak to him.
He doesn't listen.

He's not somebody that cares
really about me or my feelings.

If I speak up, I'm a b*tch.

If I don't,
I'm passive-aggressive.

Cheffy.

- Fraser.
- Yeah?

Can you stop doing
that, please?

What?

Stop, like, being in a zone.

Mm.

I love you.

Okay, and I own that.

What do you want me
to do, Fraser?

- Nothing.
- You want me to go?

If you can't...

Okay. Cool.

Ugh.
So done with this sh--.

Oh, my God.

Some nice rocks.

Do you think you and Ben
could have, like...

- No.
- How did...

No.

- No.
- No.

No?

- You like them old?
- No.

Yeah.

- Hi.
- Hi.

I'm going to go check
on Barbie, okay?

- Well...
- She's down the beach.

She's----ing awful.

I'm just going to go check on
her and I'll come back, okay?

That's good.

Are you okay?

No, don't say sorry.

- I'm fine, I swear.
- No, you're not.

I have all these issues
that I have with Fras.

At what she does?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, everyone has
their triggers.

Everybody has their triggers

and I trigger him
and he triggers me.

I think there is
a resolution here

if you guys are both
able to communicate it

without triggering your
defensiveness.

Yeah.

It's just we...

I can't communicate without
triggering his defense

and he can't communicate
without triggering mine.

So I feel like Fraser and Barbie
had very similar issues

with each other, which caused
them to be both very defensive.

We're also out in
the sun drinking,

which makes us all,
I think, drama queens.

I feel like it started from
a very, very small issue

and it's grown into a molehill.

I just don't get him and
he just doesn't get me.

No.

I definitely have given
people more chances

than they should
have had in the past.

I'm not about that anymore.

I feel like you show your
true colors with two chances.

Don't ignore me.

You're just jabbing at me and
you're supposed to bring me up.

- Okay.
- Sorry, I'm so terrible.

I'm talking about last trip,
not talking about right now.

I don't want to hear
that slap back, babe.

And the third,
if it's not great...

I went to bed so pissed and
then I woke up today so pissed.

You also weren't
talking yesterday, either.

That's not conducive
towards our team.

You're off.
Simple.

I've learnt that
you need to

pull the k*ll cord
a lot earlier.

I can't do this anymore, Ben.
I'm done.

Coming up...

I can't get through to him.
I can't... I can't fix it.

Welcome to the circus.

[sobbing]

I can't do this anymore, Ben.

I want a crew that----ing
wants to work with me.

Good, well you notice that.

Not one that doesn't want
to work with me,

then like, I'm done.

Yeah?

Yeah, I know that.

Okay, we'll sleep on it
and see how you go.

No.

I think Fraser has taken
things a bit too far.

He's just not looking
at the overall picture

of keeping his team together
and making them gel.

That's where I think he lacks
with his management skills,

which is his flaw
at the end of the day.

All right.
Sort your sh-- out.

It's very funny that
you're named Paris.

- I know, it's so funny.
- You're from Australia.

You should've been named like
Crocodile or Crocs or something.

Crocs.

- Are you joking?
- Do you like Steve Irwin?

What kind of question is that?
He's our national treasure.

Well, I watched him growing up
on Discovery Channel,

so that should count
for something, right?

Yeah, you can't say sh--.

No, I'm trying to compute
as to how that like

gives you a whole pass
for being cringe.

What is cringe?

If Steve Irwin was
here right now,

he'd be like,
he'd be like, crikey.

This is cringe, mate.

Dylan's gorgeous,
but [bleep] he is so awkward.

Personality-wise, a three.

I was like, everything's
Gucci in the world,

and then I looked down and
my right nut was out,

and I was like...

If he was mute, I think he
would get a lot more action.

[laughing]

Jesus Christ.

You've got some salad
here in your teeth.

How you guys doing?
You guys doing all right?

Dude, I'm----ing amazing.

- Sorry.
- I'm disheveled.

Disheveled?

I've been a firefighter,
you know?

Go on, yeah, yeah.

- You're all right.
- How's your firefighting saga?

Did you put it out?

We're getting there.

Yeah, well, I tried.

I just want everyone
to be happy.

You know, I'm like,
I appreciate it.

Thank you so much for
going and chatting to her.

Oh, that's all right.

It was great.
Thank you so much.

Oh, mate.
You don't have to say thank you.

I just want to make
sure everyone's okay.

I appreciate everything.

Oh, good God.

You know what?

People want to be in your life,

they're going to be
in your life.

If they don't, [bleep] off.

Sayonara.
Bye-bye.

The guy I'm dating,
touching another woman,

makes me feel uncomfortable,
to be honest.

Jealous, uncomfortable,
and angry.

Mad disrespect.

Yeah.

- Hello.
- Hey.

She's really upset, obviously.
And...

I hope not.

[phone ringing]

- I have done it.
- Yes.

...who speaks to me

like I'm
the----ing subordinate.

Because guess what?
I'm chief stew.

It's just I can't do it.
I can't get through to him.

I can't.

I can't fix it.

I have an amazing
life at home.

I don't need to be here with
people that don't understand

or appreciate me here.

Welcome to the circus.

Next on Below Deck...

That's not cool.
You just look like an as*h*le.

That is just not okay, Ben.

- This is for you.
- Oh, thank you.

I don't eat fish.

[bleep]

Everybody here knows that
there's sh-- going

between
me and Fraser.

And I'm really sorry it has
affected everybody.

I think she just
made things worse.

Insubordination is a fireable
offense.