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01x05 - Candace Gets Busted

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Locker Diaries: Phineas and Ferb". Aired: June 6, 2026.*
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01x05 - Candace Gets Busted

Post by bunniefuu »

[vibrating]

Busted. No phones at school.

You have the right to remain silent.

Busted. No hats at school.

I love you, Baljeet.

Back at you, little 'jeet.

Huh? [muffled voice]

Busted. No ventriloquism at school.

Little 'jeet!

I got my eyes on you.

[phone vibrating]

Ooh, a text from Jeremy.

Busted! No phones at school!

Buford! You're a hall monitor, too?

Yeah, baby.

I get to take everyone's stuff

because I'm an authority figure.

But I need my phone.

What if Jeremy texted me a cute otter pic?

Or a breakup text?

Or a marriage proposal?

I gotta know!

Oh, Candace,
you're a disgrace to the sash.

But, but, but, but--

[Candace] No! Don't take my locker keys!

You boys gotta have something I can use

to break my phone out of that locker.

Aha!

Busted.

[♪ mysterious instrumental music playing]

Aw, Jeremy.

What a cute otter pic.

And I've got the perfect reply.

-[phone vibrating]
-Oh.

Busted! No phones at school!

Buford, what in the world
are you doing at my school?

I'm everywhere.

[♪ instrumental rock music playing]