02x17 - The Garden/Sheboodles

[bunniefuu]

Mung daal: ♪ you take the

Moon, and you take the sun ♪

Chowder: ♪ you take

Everything that seems like fun ♪

Truffles: ♪ you stir it all

Up, and when you're done ♪

Shnitzel: ♪ radda radda radda

R-r-radda radda ♪

All: ♪ so, come on in

♪ Feel free to do some looking

♪ Stay awhile 'cause something's

Always cooking ♪

♪ Come on in

♪ Feel free to do some looking

♪ Stay awhile 'cause something's

Always cooking ♪

Yeah!

[ Applause ]

[ Puff! Puff! Puff! ]

Mung daal: so, anyway, this

Is gonna be the best episode

Ever 'cause I'm gonna teach you

About where food comes from.

[ Sloop! ]

[ Plunk! ]

Chowder: [ gasps ]

Mung!

You are incredible!

You totally put that seed in the

Hole.

Mung daal: I sure did, buddy.

Both: yeah!

Team mung daal!

♪ Team mung daal!

[ Ching! ]

Mung daal: if we do this

Right, I promise you, we'll be

Eating shmubarb fruits till the

End of forever!

And you're gonna help!

Chowder: whoa!

This is gonna be awesome!

Mung daal: we need to set the

Mood just right.

Quickly, chowder -- I need one

Set of candles.

[ Ding! ]

[ Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeak! ]

[ Pop! ]

[ Fwoosh! ]

Mung daal: and one album of

Slow jams.

Chowder: ohhhhhhhhhh, yeah.

Mung daal: one bearskin rug.

[ Pitter! Pitter! Pitter! ]

[ Rip! ]

[ Ptoo! ]

[ Sighs ]

Ever had one of those days?

Mung daal: turn down the

Lights.

[ Energy powering down ]

[ Make-out music plays ]

And watch the master at work.

[ Sultry voice ] hey, there,

Little sprout.

Care for a drink?

[ Slosh! Slosh! Slosh! ]

[ Creak! Pop! ]

[ Gurgle! Gurgle! ]

Now let me massage your soil.

[ Squish! Squish! ]

[ Creeeeak! ]

Chowder: mung! It's working!

It's working!

Ooohhhhhhhh.

Oh, I can't wait.

Shmubarb -- soon you will be

Mine!

[ Gurgle! Gurgle! Gurgle! ]

Mung daal: [ chuckles ]

Well, what can I say?

I am a genius, you know.

[ Flump! ]

[ Blink! Blink! ]

[ Music stops ]

Uh-oh.

Chowder: mung!

What happened?!

Where's the food?!

Mung daal: no vital signs!

Come on! Breathe!

[ Inhales deeply ]

[ Exhales deeply ]

[ Noisemaker honks ]

[ Inhales deeply ]

[ Exhales deeply ]

[ Noisemaker honks ]

Live!

Ohhh, why don't you live?!

Chowder: what are you gonna

Do, mung?

Mung daal: oh, I give up.

This plant is kaput.

Chowder: w-w-w-w-w-what?!

B-b-but you can't!

You promised a very promising

Promise!

You let me down, man.

And, man, I don't know what to

Believe in anymore.

Truffles: hey!

What's going on out here?

Why is it so dark?

Who turned off the sun?

[ Rooster crows ]

You two stop lollygagging, or so

Help me, I will come over there

And beat you like a piã‘ata full

Of candy and exotic coins!

[ Shouting indistinctly ]

[ Gasps ]

Truffles: now get back to

Work!

[ Sproing! ]

Chowder: hey, look!

The shmubarb plant is --

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[ Rumble! ]

Truffles!

Did you see what you did?

Truffles: what did I do?

Who cares?

Chowder: you made the

Shmubarb grow.

It's like the plant naturally

Fears and respects you.

[ Echoing ] there must be

Something inside you that's

Awesome!

[ Warble! Warble! ]

Truffles: [ grunts ]

[ Coughs ]

Well, thank you, chowder.

That's very flattering.

Chowder: I said you were a

Mean old lady.

Truffles: wait -- what?

Chowder: you know, creepy old

Lady sitting in a room.

Like, uh, l-like, uh...

Well, uh...

Like a troll!

Yeah -- a troll!

But you're more than just a

Creepy old troll-lady -- you're

A creepy old troll-lady that can

do stuff!

Truffles: well, if you put it

That way, then...whoo!

[ Chuckles ]

Chowder: teach me, o wise

One.

Truffles: it's about time

Someone realized what i had to

Offer!

Come on, kid!

Mung daal: b-b-b-but wait!

[ Screech! ]

Chowder, what about me and

Team mung daal?

♪ Team mung daal!

[ Ching! ]

Chowder: mung, it's okay.

I just think we need some time

Apart.

Mung daal: but -- but --

But -- but --

Chowder: I see now that

Truffles is amazing.

[ Rip! ]

So I'm gonna learn to be like

Her for a while.

[ Plop! ]

Check this out --

[ As truffles ] blah, blah,

Blah!

I'm a mean lady!

Blah, blah, blah!

Give me money!

Truffles: wonderful!

We'll start by scraping my

Bunions.

Mung daal: [ sniffles ]

[ Trickle! ]

She took my boy.

Chowder: a-a-a-and mah-jongg!

[ Players murmuring ]

Truffles: now, with a hand

Like this, you could have played

Your red dragon.

Chowder: red dragon -- got

It!

Mung daal: [ crying ]

Chowder, you just got to come

Back.

[ Honk! ]

Oh, why did you leave me?

[ Inhales deeply ]

Can't I cook with you like I

Used to?!

[ Sobs ]

Chowder: mung, I think we can

Both be mature about this.

I've moved on and found someone

Better.

I know that, in time, you will,

Too.

Mung daal: I don't want

Anybody better!

[ Sobs ]

I want you back!

Chowder: mung...

[ Creeeeak! ]

Stop.

I don't want to have to get the

Stun g*n, but I will.

Mung daal: [ sobbing ]

Okay.

[ Sobs ]

Fine!

Chowder: yeah! Mah-jongg!

Team truffles rules!

Mung daal: [ wailing ]

Chowder: hey, do you hear

Someone crying?

Truffles: stop crying in

There!

Mung daal: [ crying softly ]

[ Sad country music plays ]

Aaaah-hoo!

♪ Somethin' is achin'

♪ It's not my stomach this

Time ♪

[ Clatter! ]

♪ My heart is breakin'

♪ Like the crust on a pizza

Pie ♪

♪ You were once my padawan

♪ Now I'm just a lonely one

♪ It's not the onions makin' me

Cry-y-y-y-y ♪

[ Sniffles ]

[ Sobbing ] ♪ it's not the

Onions makin' me cry-y-y-y-y ♪

[ Sobs ]

It ain't the onions.

[ Music ends ]

[ Warble! Warble! Warble! ]

Mung daal: no!

That's enough crying for one

Episode.

It's all this garden's fault.

If only I had grown these darn

Plants, none of this would have

Happened!

[ Ding! ]

[ Gasps ]

Ooooohh!

That's it.

That's what I got to do to get

Him back!

Yippee skippy!

Hooray!

Truffles: [ chuckling ] and

That's the secret of being a

Lady.

[ Both giggle ]

Oh...

Mung daal: [ chanting ]

Chowder: mung?

Truffles: what the heck are

You doing?

Mung daal: what does it look

Like?

I'm making the plants grow so

That chowder will love me again.

Chowder: love you again?

Mung, why are you so upset?

I just thought truffles was

Cool, so I went to learn from

Her.

Mung daal: [ voice breaking ]

But you don't think i'm cool

Anymore.

You know, you and I were

Team mung daal.

We were growing fruit together,

Like men.

[ Warble! Warble! ]

And that's what breaks my heart!

Chowder: I don't understand.

Who am I supposed to learn

From?!

Truffles: chowder, this is

Adult business.

And we must handle it like

Mature, responsible adults.

[ Clears throat ]

Mung, you big, dumb poopy head!

i'm the one he likes now!

Me! Me! Me!

Mung daal: la-la-la-la!

[ Singsong voice ] I can't hear

You!

I can't hear you!

[ Both shouting indistinctly ]

[ Rumble! ]

[ Pop! ]

[ Creeeak! Pop! ]

[ Rustle! ]

[ Rumble! ]

[ Shouting continues ]

Chowder: these plants are out

Of control!

And mung and truffles won't stop

Fighting until I choose one of

Them!

What do I do?

What do I do?

What do I do-o-o-o-o-o?!

If only this giant flower could

Talk and show me what to do!

Okay, chowder.

Chowder: what?

[ Suction ]

Aaaaaaah!

N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

[ Gulp! ]

Huh?

Hey, where am i?

[ Sitar music plays ]

[ Indian accent ] I don't

Know.

Where are you?

Chowder: I'm lost.

[ Gong! ]

Then may I show you the way?

♪ N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o

♪ Na-na he-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-y

[ Up-tempo indian music plays ]

Allow me to introduce myself to

You.

♪ I am agubi the veggie guru

♪ I have the answers you are

Seeking to the questions you are

Thinking...of ♪

Chowder: ♪ oh, veggie guru,

What made you grow? ♪

♪ Was it mung or truffles?

I got to know ♪

♪ I will tell you, child,

Before I get into this ♪

♪ The process is just like

Photosynthesis ♪

♪ It takes a tender touch and a

Firm hand ♪

♪ For nature to work its master

Pla-a-a-a-n ♪

[ Munch! Munch! ]

[ Gulp! ]

Chowder: ahhh.

♪ The hot sun rises,

The cool rains pour ♪

♪ And it takes both of these

Chowder: ♪ can I have some

More? ♪

♪ It was the love of mung and

Truffles' fury ♪

♪ That made the seeds grow in a

Hu-u-u-u-rry ♪

♪ You're still a seed, chowder,

Don't you know? ♪

♪ It takes two masters to make

You grow ♪

♪ A tender touch and a firm

Hand ♪

♪ That's the yin and yang of

Garden...a-a-a-a-ang ♪

[ Chomp! ]

Chowder: [ belches ]

[ Beeeelch! ]

Whoa -- plants!

[ Trickle! Trickle! ]

Wait -- what was the point of

That?

Oh, yeah!

[ Indistinct arguing ]

Truffles! Mung!

Stop!

Look at what you're doing!

Truffles: what?

What's going on?

Mung daal: how did this

Happen?

It's all...planty!

Yub nub!

[ Blink! ]

Chowder: it was the both of

You!

Mung, I'm sorry.

You were a great teacher.

From you, I learned all about

Cooking and gardens and

Crying...

Like a girl.

And, truffles, there's more that

I can learn from you, too!

But not that much.

[ Bong! ]

Truffles: well, that's sweet.

Chowder: let's hug it out!

[ Huffing ]

[ Sproing! ]

Chowder: oh, I almost

Forgot -- how do we get down

From here?!

Shnitzel: [ humming ]

[ Whip! Whip! ]

Raaa?

Ra-ra-radda!

[ Zip! ]

[ Zoom! ]

[ Crash! ]

Chowder: [ coughs ]

Wow, shnitzel, you saved us!

Shnitzel: radda radda.

Chowder: you're so awesome!

I have so much to learn from

You!

Teach me your ways, o wise one.

[ Clatter! Clatter! ]

Mung daal: [ gasps ]

Hey! Chowder! Wait for me!

Truffles: holy shmatzoh

ba*ls.

Here we go again.

Hey!

He's my apprentice!

Mine! Mine! Mine! Mi-i-i-i-ne!

[ Blink! ]

[ Blink! ]

Endive: panini!

Come here!

[ Zoom! ]

Panini: what?

Endive: hey, I had a cool

Idea.

Why don't we make some sundaes

And watch a movie together?

Or --

Panini: okay.

Let's stop right there.

You and I -- we have a

Professional relationship.

I prefer we keep it that way.

Endive: oh. Sure.

Panini: besides, I have a

Date with chowder tonight.

He doesn't know that yet, but he

will.

Oh, he will.

Don't wait up for me!

Endive: [ sighs deeply ]

Guess I got to make my own

Company.

Oooh!

This one looks delicious.

[ Wolf-whistle! ]

No!

This is embarrassing.

I am above resorting to --

Come on!

Come on!

[ Zip! ]

[ Slow music plays ]

[ Buzzzzzz! ]

Done yet?

[ Warble! Warble! ]

Too slow!

Taking him out a little early

Shouldn't hurt.

After all, endive, you've earned

This.

You've worked hard all week.

Nothing wrong with indulging

Yourself.

[ Sizzle! ]

[ Rumble! Squish! ]

[ Zip! ]

[ Creak! ]

[ Pop! ]

[ Warble! Warble! Warble! ]

[ Creak! ]

[ Warble! Warble! Warble! ]

[ Creak! ]

[ Warble! Warble! Warble! ]

[ Poing! ]

[ Squish! ]

[ Nerdy voice ] sheboodles!

Where's the party?

Endive: aaaaaaaaah!

You're not the beefcake in the

Picture!

I'm todd.

Endive: [ gasps ]

What could have gone wrong?

Oh, no!

I didn't finish cooking the

Dish!

You are a beautiful lady.

Do you want to kiss?

Endive: w-w-w-whaaa?!

Kisses for my lady!

Endive: aaah!

Ew, ew, ick!

Why is this happening to me?!

[ Sighs ]

Whoa-aaaah!

[ Grunts ]

Oh, gross!

It left a pile of grease!

Honey, I'm home!

[ Whiiiiistle! ]

[ Splat! ]

Endive: oh, my goodness!

[ Panting ]

[ Plunk! ]

[ Whoosh! ]

[ Sizzle! ]

[ Boom! ]

Wheeeeeee!

Endive: that ought to do

It.

I've got to sleep this date off.

[ Snoring ]

Good morning, my love.

I brought you space boots from

My trip to space.

Endive: wha-- wha?

Huh?

Who is that?

[ Squeak! ]

Get out of my bedroom!

Panini: ms. Endive!

Ms. Endive!

Have you met todd?

At first I thought he was gross,

But then we had a great

Discussion about cookies.

He's nice if you get to know

Him.

Endive: i-i've never seen

Him before in my life.

Ms. Endive's my lady friend.

We're in love.

And it's real.

Panini: wow.

I didn't know you were capable

Of love, ms. Endive.

You and todd and me and chowder

Should totally double-date.

Double dates are fun!

Endive: panini, he's food!

Why would I possibly date food?

[ Chuckles nervously ]

'Cause I'm the best.

Endive: aaaah!

Panini: ms. Endive, can I ask

A question?

Endive: no.

Panini: did you know you

Loved todd the first time you

Laid eyes on him?

Endive: I have no idea what

You are talking about.

Panini: because he told me

The moment he saw you, he knew

It was meant to be.

He said it was like...like...

What was that word you used?

Cosmic.

Panini: oh, yeah -- cosmic.

Endive: stay calm, endive.

Nobody knows it knows you.

Hey, everybody!

Endive's my lady!

Congratulations, endive.

Looks like a keeper.

Keep him in the fridge!

[ Laughter ]

"Keep him in the fridge," he

Said!

Endive: that's it!

Wear this!

Oh, is this some sort of a

Dating game, numnums?

Panini: hey!

That's what I call chowder!

We're going to be best friends!

I can tell already!

Endive: you're fired!

Both of you stay away!

So, yeah, after conquering

Everest, belly dancing just

Seemed inadequate.

Endive: vendor!

I need 73 shmubarbs, and make

It snappy.

Mung daal: why all the rush,

Endive?

You got a hot date?

[ Laughter ]

Endive: why would you say

That?

I'm not dating anybody.

Mung daal: exactly.

That was a joke.

Endive: oh. Okay.

Right -- a joke.

I get it.

[ Chuckles nervously ]

Come on! Bag up them shmubarbs!

Geez, lady, calm down!

I just have to find a bag

Here...

Oop! Found one!

Sheboodles!

Blecch!

Guh-ha-urgh!

Hi, I'm todd, ms. Endive's

Boyfriend.

Endive: so, how about that

Game last night, huh?

[ Chuckles nervously ]

Pretty awesome.

Mung daal: who's that behind

You, endive?

Chowder: I think that dude

Said he's endive's boyfriend.

Panini: his name is todd.

He and ms. Endive are dating.

Sheboodles!

Mung daal: dating?!

Ms. Endive chose me from all

The other men in the world

'Cause she loves me.

Oooh! I like your mustache.

It makes you look like a movie

Star.

Mung daal: ohh!

[ Chuckles ]

Thank you. Thank you.

[ Zoom! ]

Hi, I'm todd.

Chowder: are -- are you made

Of food?

Yes, I am.

[ Squish! ]

Chowder: we are gonna have a

Meaningful friendship.

[ Zip! ]

Panini: let's all be friends!

Aw, he's sweet -- like a

Baby!

[ Chuckling ] who can resist a

Baby?

Ahh.

I feel so loved.

Anybody want to see me do the

Sheboodle dance?

♪ Just wiggle like a noodle and

You're doing the sheboodle ♪

All: ♪ wiggle like a noodle

And you're doing the shebo-- ♪

Endive: enough!

Panini, pick me up a shovel on

Your way home.

We're going to dig me a hole to

Hide in.

Fire up the bed, margarine.

I'm gonna tan the pain away.

The ultraviolet rays erase all

Life's ugly little blemishes.

Sheboodles!

Endive: oh, there's one now.

Gee, I'm glad I found you.

I'm throwing a little party in

Your honor.

[ Pop! ]

It's gonna be great.

I'm inviting everybody we know.

Endive: engagement party?!

I'm not marrying you!

Get out!!

Okay. See you there.

Wear something righteous.

Endive: that drippy meat pie

Of a man is never going to go

Away.

[ Crank! ]

[ Sizzle! ]

[ Hum! ]

Geez, margarine, will you turn

Down the heat?!

You're baking me alive!

Wait a minute.

Baking...

He's not handsome because he's

Not finished baking!

[ Ding! ]

That's it!

Margarine!

Throw on your dancing shoes!

I'm gonna cook me a good-looking

Husband tonight!

Margarine?

Where did you go?

Ohhh! Bacon!

[ Chomp! ]

[ '80S dance music plays ]

[ Warble! ]

[ Whip! Whip! ]

[ Warble! ]

[ Whip! Whip! ]

Sheboodles, party people!

All: sheboodles, todd!

As you all know, tonight I

Plan to propose to ms. Endive.

Mung daal: yeah.

Make an actual woman of her.

I'm gonna try.

So please welcome my future wife

And favorite "lucky star,"

Madam endive!

Endive: yo.

[ Splat! ]

Hey, babe.

You look hot tonight.

Endive: not as hot as you're

Going to be.

[ Laughs evilly ]

Here we are!

[ Splat! ]

Gee, that's funny.

This kind of looks like a heat

Lamp.

Endive: oh, don't be silly.

Think of it more as an

Old-fashioned proposal gazebo.

Tra-la-la-la!

Now, get into proposal position.

Yes, yes -- down on one knee,

Ring in hand.

Can I propose now?

Endive: in 45 minutes at


Perfect for me.

But --

Endive: patience.

Margarine!

Crank up that synthpop!

Mama wants to dance!

[ Whip! ]

[ Singsong voice ] don't move a

Muscle, whatever you do.

And I will be right here,

Waiting for you.

Mung daal: I can't believe

Someone actually warmed up to

You enough to propose, endive.

Endive: oh, he's burning up

For me.

[ Cackles ]

[ Sizzle! ]

Baby, I don't like being away

From you this long.

Our hearts are like two flocks

Of seagulls -- they must migrate

Toward each other.

Sheboodles!

[ Music continues ]

[ Bong! ]

[ Boooooil! ]

Hey, there.

I just couldn't stay away.

Endive: I told you to stay

Under that heat lamp!

Proposal gazebo.

Endive: proposal gazebo.

[ Thump! ]

[ Grunting ]

Me?

[ Tink! ]

[ Thud! ]

[ Whap! ]

[ Splat! ]

Endive: everyone, gather

Around!

Todd has something to say.

Does that mean it's time for

Me to propose?

Endive: almost.

[ Squish! ]

Almost.

[ Bongo! Bongo! Bongo! ]

Chowder: [ sniffs ]

Smells like something's cooking.

[ Zip! ]

It smells so good!

[ All murmuring ]

Truffles: what's she making?

All: she's cooking todd!

Endive: that's right --

I'm cooking him.

I'm making him --

[ Blerp! ]

Margarine, cut the music!

[ Shing! ]

Thank you.

Panini: why cook him?

Endive: I'm -- I'm making him

Beautiful -- the way he should

Have been from the beginning.

In a few minutes, I'll have a

Perfect, perfect man.

And I won't be lonely ever

Again!

[ Laughs maniacally ]

You -- you don't love me as I

Am?

[ Warble! Warble! ]

[ Sizzle! ]

I designed you this

Construct-a-bear as an

Engagement present.

I made her almost as beautiful

As you.

But you can still have her, even

If you don't love me.

[ Sloop! ]

Endive: [ voice breaking ] no

One's ever made me a bear

Before.

Listen, lady -- todd's

Awesome the way he is.

Mung daal: yeah, endive.

You've messed up many dishes,

But todd is not one of them.

Panini: todd taught me how to

Dance.

Truffles: he made me feel

Like a woman again!

Shnitzel: radda radda!

Mung daal: the bottom line,

Endive -- or in your case, the

Really, really, really super-big

Bottom line -- is that we love

Todd, and so should you.

Endive: why didn't I see it

Before?

Why, I was blinded by --

Chowder: hey, look!

Something's happening to todd!

[ Rumble! ]

[ Flump! ]

[ Squish! ]

[ Nerdy voice ] sheboodles!

[ Wolf-whistle! ]

Chowder: t-todd? Is that you?

Endive: oh, my gosh.

Of course it's me, silly.

This is my true from.

Endive: [ breathing heavily ]

Ye-e-e-e-e-s.

Cooked to perfection.

You may propose to me now.

No way!

You only like me because you

Think I'm beautiful.

Well, guess what.

I was beautiful before.

And you're she-baddle!

Endive: no, todd, no!

It isn't true!

Sorry, babe.

I need to be with someone who

Loves me for me.

Come on, margarine.

I'll miss you guys.

[ Whirl! ]

Sheboodles!

Endive: n-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

You were my only hope for love!

[ Splat! ]

Mung daal: oh, don't cry,

Endive.

We thought this might happen, so

We all chipped in and got you

This.

Endive: give me that!

I gots me some cookin' to do!

[ Wolf-whistles ]

All: sheboodles!

[ Munch! Munch! Munch! ]

Mung daal: chowder, what have

I told you about eating so late

At night?

Chowder: uh, "look both ways

When crossing the street"?

Mung daal: no.

Chowder: "take your clothes

Off, then get in the shower"?

Mung daal: no.

Chowder: "change my sheets

Before truffles sees them"?

Mung daal: no!

You don't remember, do you?

Chowder: remember what?

Mung daal: what I told you

About late-night snacks.

Chowder: told who?

Mung daal: you!

Chowder: you?

Mung daal: not me -- you!

Chowder: who?

Mung daal: what?

Chowder: huh?

Mung daal: argh!

Chowder: what were we talking

About?

Mung daal: go to bed,

Chowder.

[ Munch! Munch! Munch! ]