02x08 - The Big Hat Biddies/The Deadly Maze

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Mung daal: ♪ you take the

Moon, and you take the sun ♪

Chowder: ♪ you take

Everything that seems like fun ♪

Truffles: ♪ you stir it all

Up, and when you're done ♪

Shnitzel: ♪ radda radda radda

R-r-radda radda ♪

All: ♪ so, come on in

♪ Feel free to do some looking

♪ Stay awhile 'cause something's

Always cooking ♪

♪ Come on in

♪ Feel free to do some looking

♪ Stay awhile 'cause something's

Always cooking ♪

Yeah!

[ Applause ]

Chowder: mung! Mung!

Do I have to wear this thing?

Truffles: oh, chowder, I

Could eat you up!

Chowder: aah!

Don't eat me!

Truffles: [ laughs ]

Chowder: mung, mung!

I'm scared!

Why is truffles flying around

And annoying people?

Mung daal: chowder!

Haven't you noticed?

Truffles has been invited to

Join the big hat biddies!

Chowder: the big hat biddies?

What is?

Mung daal: it's only the most

Exclusive club in all of

Marzipan city.

You see, a bunch of old hags get

All dolled up...

Wear big, fancy hats.

Chowder: just like the fire

Department.

Mung daal: then they get

Together and they talk about

Lady things.

You know, like complaints about

Their husbands.

And hats!

But mostly they just complain

About the husbands.

Chowder: truffles is gonna

Have a lot to talk about.

Mung daal: and, to top it

Off, they have a huge meal for

All the members.

Chowder: huge meal?!

Where can I sign up?!

Be honest, mung.

Does my butt make this dress

Look big?

Hmm?

Truffles: honey, the ladies

Are almost here for this

Afternoon's lunch/big hat

Biddies initiation!

Is everything ready, my big blue

Studdly cuddly wuddly boo-boo

Bear?

Mung daal: of course, my

Sweet bran muffin.

You needn't worry because

Everything will be perfect.

Truffles: oh, mung!

Thank you, oh, thank you!

You don't know what it's like

Being surrounded by nothing but

Ugly men every day!

So, today, my little quiche,

Don't make me come into this

Kitchen for whatever reason.

Or I'll rip your head off.

Mung daal: uh... I love you,

Too?

Truffles: muah!

[ Laughs ]

Mung daal: oh, my garnish,

They're here!

Shnitzel, quick!

Run over there!

Chowder, put your clothes back

On!

Chowder: my what?

Mung daal: remember,

Everyone, if mama ain't happy,

Ain't nobody happy.

Not even you.

Truffles: [ gasps ]

Greetings, ladies!

Good day.

Hello.

Oh, hello.

[ Sniffs ]

You must be ms. Waffles?

Truffles: actually, it's

Truffles.

Nnn... Yes.

Well, russell, I am

Nimsy butterscotch, the top

Sombrero of the big hat biddies.

Truffles: ooh, that is a

Beautiful hat, ms. Butterscotch.

Yes, I know!

Truffles: aah!

Now, before we begin your

Initiation, we must perform the

Secret handshake.

Pbht!

Truffles: pbht!

Both: and the lightning

Crashes!

Remember, this is the first

Step of your initiation.

Should anything go wrong, we

Will revoke your hat!

Truffles: my baby!

And, ms. Waffles, I do hope

The food makes up for the lame

Decor.

Right, ladies?

All: [ babbling ]

That's right, this party's

Lame!

Lame without the musical

Stylings of...

Gazpacho!

All: ooh!

Truffles: see?

We've got entertainment!

Huh, huh?

And I said 1, and a 2, and a


Smoke! Fire on the skins!

Watch them sticks!

Chowder: she's a shoo-in now!

Truffles: [ laughs weakly ]

Oh, what chiseled good looks.

Oh, only if I was 40 years

Younger, I wouldn't take his

Strong arms for granted.

Shnitzel: ra!

[ Laughing ]

Truffles: please...

Shnitzel: [ laughs weakly ]

Enough appetizers!

It's time for the man course!

[ All laugh ]

Shnitzel: ra!

They're not even paying

Attention to me.

They must not be able to hear my

Music!

This looks like a job for...

More drums!

Mother!

Tips, anyone?

Anybody?

I've got a tip for you --

Cork it!

Mung daal: come on, chowder,

They're gonna be asking for

These club sandwiches any minute

Now!

Chowder: I'm clubbing as fast

As I can!

[ Disco music plays ]

Hey. What's your name?

You want to dance?

What do you mean you have a

Boyfriend?

Pfft, whatever.

Awkward!

Shnitzel: blah!

Mung daal: shnitzel!

Chowder: oh, my gosh,

Shnitzel, you've been making out

With yourself again!

Shnitzel: ra! Radda!

Radda radda!

Blah!

Mung daal: what do you mean,

You refuse to go back?

What about truffles?

Well, I guess I'm gonna have to

Go out there and deal with the

Ladies.

Aw, yeah!

Chowder, there's a lady

Emergency, and I'm the only one

Certified in ladyology.

You're in charge of the

Sandwiches, chowder!

Chowder: aw, yeah!

Mung put me in charge!

"But, chowder, why make these

Sandwiches when you could

Impress mung with something

Really awesome?"

What do you mean, mr. Hand?

"I mean, why don't you kick this

Recipe up a notch by making

Super-duper special sandwiches?"

Super-duper sandwiches?!

But mung said --

"Shh! Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

Who are you gonna trust -- mung,

Your wise teacher and mentor, or

Your hand?"

Well, you do have a point.

"Oh, I trust him."

Whoa.

Big toe doesn't trust anyone!

All right, talking hand!

We're about to make us some

Super chowder sammiches!

All: [ chanting angrily ]

Hmph.

Truffles: [ laughs weakly ]

Mung daal: hello, ladies!

All: huh?!

Mung daal: who needs a tired

Old rock monster when you got...

Mung daal!

All: [ screaming ]

[ Screams ]

[ Vomiting ]

[ Gasps ] it's awful!

Even with my cataracts!

Mung daal: [ exhales loudly ]

Hit it, gazpacho!

It's time to kick out the

Jams, y'all!

Mung daal: ♪ do do do do

Do do ♪

♪ Do do do do do do

Shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy

Shimmy, shimmy, shimmy!

♪ Do do do do do do

♪ Do do do do do do

♪ Do do do do do

Truffles: honey?

Mung daal: not now, woman,

I'm working the room!

Make it stop!

Truffles: maybe it's not too

Late to throw him in the broom

Closet.

Chowder: ladies, your

Attention, please!

Dinner is served!

Oh, at last!

I am simply famished.

Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme!

Okay, ladies, let's eat!

Girdles off!

Chowder: mung, take cover!

[ Chewing, slurping ]

[ Growling ]

[ Roaring ]

I say, something tastes

Awfully funny.

[ Screams ]

I just noticed she's a chicken!

Hey, there's sand in this

One.

What is this?

Give me back my hat!

[ Cackles evilly ]

And now I curse thee with

Intestinal distress!

Sprinkle, sprinkle!

[ Cackles evilly ]

[ Groaning, stomachs gurgling ]

Mung daal: curse you,

Intestinal distress witch!

You'll never tumble my tummy!

Chowder, what did you put in

Those sandwiches?

Chowder: what anyone else

Would put in a sandwich.

You know, some sand.

A witch.

All: [ groaning ]

They're cheering for more.

Well, all right, ladies.

Let's kick this party into

Overdrive!

All: [ screaming ]

[ Screaming louder ]

Shnitzel: ra!

Ra!

Truffles: [ clears throat ]

So, ms. Butterscotch, am I in?

Ms. Waffles, this was

Perhaps one of the greatest...

Truffles: [ gasps ]

...disasters in the history

Of the biddies!

The worst part had to be your

Husband's shoddy, inedible

Cooking!

Truffles: so, you won't be

Staying for dessert?

Mung daal: [ sobbing ]

It's all my fault!

We just wanted to make this day

Extra super-duper special for

You!

Not even my bare-chested squat

Dancing helped!

[ Sobbing ]

Oh, I tried my best!

I tried my best!

It seems to me, ms. Waffles,

That you simply aren't big hat

Biddies material.

All: [ cackling ]

Truffles: you know what, you

Can take your ugly old hat and

Give it to some other ugly old

Woman that wants to be in your

Ugly old club.

No!

Truffles: and if I ever hear

You say anything mean again

About my husband or his cooking,

So help me, I will hunt you

Down, rip your arms off, and

Poke you with them till you cry

For mercy!

Now get out!

And, by the way, my name is

truffles!

Mung daal: honey, you didn't

Have to --

Truffles: muah!

You three lug heads are all this

Lady needs.

Mung daal: wow, truffles.

Even though we screwed up, you

Still like us.

I think that deserves a hug.

Truffles: oh, no, there's no

Time.

I have to get to my meeting at

The big shoe biddies!

Mung daal: now, chowder, the

Final ingredient in teddy bear

Surprise is dum-dum salt.

Be sure to add plenty...

[ Laughs ]

Revenge is a dish best served

Cold.

[ Laughing ]

Chowder: thrice cream!!

[ Coughs ]

[ French accent ] hey, sweetie.

The quiet type. I like that.

What do you say you and I get to

Know each other better?

I'll take that as a yes.

I love it when they play hard to

Get!

[ Panting ]

[ Normal voice ] oh, thrice

Cream.

We're gonna be so happy

Together.

I hope you enjoyed that

Treat, 'cause it's your last!

Chowder: who said that?

I did.

Chowder: oh, hi! Who are you?

I'm gumbo!

I was mung daal's apprentice

Before you.

Chowder: [ gasps ]

So we're brothers?!

Oh, brother! It's been so long!

Get off me!

Chowder: come quick, brother!

Our cooking master will be ever

So happy I found you!

I'm not your brother!

Chowder: you're not?

No!

And you won't be telling that

Idiot mung daal anything ever

Again.

Chowder: why not?

'Cause you just entered my

Deadly maze!

Deadly maze!

Deadly maze!

Deadly maze!

Deadly maze!

Deadly maze!

Chowder: wow! A deadly maze!

That's a-mazing!

Very funny.

Chowder: that was funny?

Well, you won't think it's

Funny when you're trapped in

Here forever while I'm waging my

Long-awaited revenge on

Mung daal.

[ Laughs evilly ]

Gumbo!

[ Laughs evilly ]

Gumbo!

[ Laughs evilly ]

Gumbo!

It's been nice knowing you, kid!

[ Laughing evilly ]

[ Continues laughing ]

Huh?

Hey, how'd you get ahead of me?

Chowder: I haven't moved.

Huh?

I could have sworn I went the

Right way.

Chowder: why do you hate mung

So much?

You want to know why?

I'll tell you why.

It all started long ago.

Flashback.

I had slaved for weeks

Preparing my first dish --

Toiled egg.

And when it was finally done, I

Presented it to that idiot for

Tasting.

Mung daal: wow, good job.

I know, I know.

Mung daal: but it could use a

Little more kooky wacky lamb

Spice.

What?

Mung daal: no, no, for a

First dish, it's pretty much

Perfect.

Just a little more kooky wacky

Lamb spice, is all.

You've questioned my cooking

For the last time!

[ Growling ]

You haven't seen the last of me!

I shall have my revenge!

Revenge! Revenge! Revenge!

Revenge!

Mung daal: oh, there goes

Another one.

Shnitzel!

Bring me the apprentice

Catalogue!

And that's why I hate mung so

Much.

Chowder: don't you think you

Overreacted?

Well, if you think that's

Overreacting, just wait...

Until I drown mung in kooky

Wacky lamb spice!

[ Laughs ]

Chowder: no!

You can't do that!

[ Laughs ]

Chowder: I won't let you!

[ Laughs ]

Chowder: stop laughing!

[ Laughs ]

I can't!

Chowder: why?

'Cause I just walked into one

Of the traps I set for you --

[ Laughs ]

Tickle vines!

[ Laughing ]

Make 'em stop! Make 'em stop!

[ Laughs ]

Chowder: okay, I'll save you,

But you have to promise you

Won't hurt mung!

No!

[ Laughs ]

I'll never promise to that.

Chowder: well, then I'm not

Gonna save you.

Okay, okay! I promise!

I prom-- [ laughs ]

I can't take it anymore!

Chowder: hey, tickle vine!

Huh?

Chowder: check out this sweet

Armpit just waiting to be

Tickled by you!

Get 'em, armpit!

[ Breathing heavily ]

That was close!

Good thing I brought that spare

Armpit!

Whew!

Thanks.

Now, where was i?

Oh, yeah.

Gotta find my way out of here

And have my revenge!

Chowder: hey, you promised

You wouldn't do that!

Oh, did I say "revenge"?

Oh, no, okay.

What I meant to say was

"Stonehenge."

Stonehenge, that's right.

Stonehenge.

Looks like a lovely place to

Visit.

Chowder: oh.

Then why are you going that way

When the way out of here is this

Way?

You know how to get out of

Here?

Chowder: yeah, I think.

You just go this way, that way,

That way, this way, this way,

That way, that way, this way,

This way, this way, that way.

Oh, yeah? Prove it.

[ Screaming ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Screaming ]

Chowder: now which way do you

Think we should go?

I-i think we should go and

Take a rest.

Chowder: you ever notice how

Ear wax looks like peanut

Butter?!

No! No! Be quiet!

I'm trying to sleep!

Chowder: okay!

I'll sleep, too!

[ Snoring loudly ]

[ Continues snoring ]

Yawn!!'

I just had this crazy dream

Where every time I tooted, it

Made money, and I toot a lot, so

I was all rich, and I had this

Giant house made out of...

Ham.

And mung was just over there.

But not truffles, which is okay,

Because I was having a dream and

Not a nightmare.

And then --

I don't care about your

Stupid dream!

I just want to sleep!

Chowder: [ sobbing ]

Kid, kid, please, if you stop

Crying and go to sleep, I'll

Give you thrice cream for

Breakfast!

Chowder: really?

[ Snoring loudly ]

[ Sighs ]

Chowder: [ inhales deeply ]

[ Exhales sharply ]

[ Screaming ]

Chowder: hey, that looks like

Fun.

Both: [ screaming ]

Chowder: your face looks like

Halloween.

That's it!

Forget the deadly maze!

I'm gonna get rid of you myself!

Chowder: okay, but can I ask

You something first?

What?

Chowder: who's that standing

Behind you?

Oh, no.

Jeffrey.

[ Shrieking ]

Both: [ panting ]

Chowder: who is that?!

It's jeffrey!

I hired him to patrol the maze

And destroy anyone who enters!

Chowder: make him stop!

I can't!

He's too professional!

[ Shrieking ]

Both: [ panting ]

Aah!

Help! Help!

I got caught in another trap!

♪ Boom chacka chacka chacka

♪ Boom chacka chacka chacka

For the love of mike, make it

Stop!

It's disgusting!

Chowder: chowder, stop and

Listen to me!

Are you a trap?

No, I'm your conscience.

You look just like me, but

Taller!

That's because I'm a physical

Representation of your mind.

Wow.

You have to go back and save

Gumbo.

Are you sure?

'Cause gumbo said he wants to

Hurt mung.

Trust me, he'll never pull it

Off.

This episode is not long enough.

Now go! Go save him!

Okay, but how am I supposed to

Stop jeffrey?

If you don't know, then I don't

Know, dude.

But you better think of

Something quick.

♪ Boom chacka chacka chacka

Make it stop!

Chowder: jeffrey, stop!

I have something I want to say

To you!

I've looked deep into my heart,

And I've chose each word very,

Very carefully!

I just wanted to say...

[ Shrieking ]

[ Shrieks ]

Wow.

I've never seen that side of

Jeffrey before.

What'd you say to him?

Chowder: oh, I just said...

[ Shrieking ]

Hey, where are you going?

Are you going to go hurt mung?

Nah, I'm gonna go have a hot

Tub.

You see, I've learned something

Today.

I've learned that nothing I

Could do to mung daal could even

Come close to the grief you put

Him through every day.

Chowder: actually, I know an

Even griefier grief.

♪ Boom chacka chacka chacka

♪ Boom chacka chacka chacka

Mung daal: [ screaming ]

You were right, kid.

[ Laughs ]

That baby's the griefiest!

Griefiest! Griefiest! Griefiest!

Griefiest!

♪ Boom

All righty, that'll be 17

Dollops, please.

Truffles: 17 dollops?!

[ Grumbles ]

Thank you very much.

Ahem.

Ahem!

Truffles: fine. Here.

[ Shouting incoherently ]

Tip!