02x06 - The Hot Date/Shopping Spree

[bunniefuu]

Mung daal: ♪ you take the

Moon, and you take the sun ♪

Chowder: ♪ you take

Everything that seems like fun ♪

Truffles: ♪ you stir it all

Up, and when you're done ♪

Shnitzel: ♪ radda radda radda

R-r-radda radda ♪

All: ♪ so, come on in

♪ Feel free to do some looking

♪ Stay awhile 'cause something's

Always cooking ♪

♪ Come on in

♪ Feel free to do some looking

♪ Stay awhile 'cause something's

Always cooking ♪

Yeah!

[ Applause ]

It started out as a hot and

Lazy fivesday afternoon.

Again, we're all busy doing

Important police stuff.

Who are "we"?

We're the brave cops of the

Marzipan city police department,

The m.c.p.d., Or mcpd, for

Short.

Quick!

I need everybody's attention.

This is a police emergency.

Stop whatever you're doing!

I need to know which pair of

Pants go with this shirt I'm

Wearing.

That's me -- sergeant hoagie.

But I'm not wearing pants.

Seriously, you guys!

I need help.

I got a blind date in a few

Hours, and I want to look hot!

Hot date!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Make sure you pat her on the

Back and burp her.

I love it when my mommy does

That.

Both pants look really nice.

They both look really expensive.

I wish I had nice things, but

Instead I have two cats -- two

Expensive cats!

Well, if you ask me, a

Flat-front pant never goes out

Of style.

Look, sarge, a woman doesn't

Care about how a guy is dressed

On a first date -- only that he

Pays attention to her.

And how would you know that?

Hello?! I'm a woman.

You are?

Yes!

Just remember -- girls love

It when you're a real jerk to

'Em.

Works for me every time.

That's a lie.

I'm so lonely.

Beaver cop says you should

Arrest her and force her to go

Out with you.

I'm beaver cop.

Look, this is getting me

Nowhere.

I haven't had a date in 12

Years, okay?


That's 84 in dog years!

[ Telephone rings ]

Hello?

Marzipan police department.

[ Sirens chirping ]

Okay, sir.

I got to be somewhere soon, so

Let's make this quick.

What's the dilly yo?

Can't you see I'm completely

Covered in pudding?

Pudding!

[ Chanting ] pudding! Pudding!

Pudding!

Officer grinder, no!

Put that citizen down.

That's an order.

Sorry about that.

It's okay.

I think he worked out the knot

In my back.

[ Clang! ]

As you can see, officer, someone

Has maliciously violated my

Space.

I want whosever responsible for

This found and tickled

Merciless-lessly in front of

Their children!

Or burned at the stake.

I'm cool with whatever...

As long as it's in front of

Their children!

Do you have any idea who

Might be behind this?

Mung daal: I know my rights!

I want to call my lawyer!

Shnitzel: [ sobs ]

Radda radda radda radda.

Chowder: this is traumatizing

Me!

Now I'm gonna grow up to be

Strange and socially awkward.

Truffles: [ barking ]

[ Camera shutter clicking ]

[ Cell doors slam ]

Listen up, people.

I still need to shower and shave

Before my blind date, so we got

To make this quick.

Miss endive, we're gonna bring

Out a group of "alleged"

Criminals, and it's your job to

Pick out the pudding culprit.

Don't worry about them seeing

You.

We got one-way mirrors up in

This crib, so only we can see

Thems.

Hey, sarge.

What's up, dawg?

Bring out the guilty vermin

And let the skies rain down with

Their tears!

All right! Bring 'em out!

Chowder: m-mung, what's

Happening?

Are we going to jail?

Mung daal: no, chowder.

They ain't got nothin' on us.

Know what I'm sayin'?

'Cause I ain't sayin' nothin',

And you ain't sayin' nothin'.

Get what I'm sayin'?

Chowder: what are you sayin'?

So, any of them look

Familiar?

Let me think.

Yes, sergeant.

I'm quite certain I recognize a

Few of them.

[ Barks ]

Number four, please step

Forward.

Shnitzel: radda?

Mung daal: [ laughs

Mockingly ]

Shnitzel: radda!

Radda radda radda radda?

Please flex for us.

Good.

[ Murmuring ]

And now dance for mama.

Shnitzel: radda radda?

Just do it!

You sure this is necessary

For you to get a positive i.d.?

Ohh, yes.

All right, kid, spill it!

We have enough evidence to put

You away for a long time!

Now, the sarge wants to throw

The book at you.

Chowder: the book?

But that'll hurt!

But if you play ball with us,

I promise we'll go easy on you.

Chowder: I don't want to play

Ball.

Look at me.

I'm pudgy, and I can't run.

Please don't make me run!

I'll tell you everything!

It was me! It was all me!

I ate the last minty-shnookie

Cookie even though truffles said

It was gonna give me gas.

And my gas made mung pass out!

And the week before that, I

Sneezed in mung's coffee cup,

And he drank out of it!

And then there was a time I

Accidentally dropped the smidge

In the toaster, and I blamed it

On invisible snowmen.

And once, I took shnitzel's

Record player into the shower so

I could sing along, but I left

It in there, and it got all

Moldy.

And then there was the episode

Where my brain got big and I

Changed the show.

You're gonna be late-uh...

For your date-uh.

For your date-uh!

[ Electricity crackling ]

All right, tough guy.

You better come clean right now,

'Cause your little friend over

There just spilled the beans.

Chowder: I'm sorry!

I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

I'm sorry!

Shnitzel: radda radda radda.

Radda radda. Radda radda radda.

Radda radda radda radda!

Radda radda radda radda radda

Radda radda.

Radda radda radda.

Oh, you think this is some

Kind of game, do you?

Get up.

Get up on your feet, tough guy.

I'm gonna show you the type of

Game i like to play.

Oh! Whoa! Not chess!

That's gonna take forever!

Quick. Who we got next?

Truffles: let me out of here!

Let me out of here right now!

[ Growling ]

If I get my hands on whoever's

Responsible for this...

Aah!

Uh...uh...who else we got?

In your opinion, which do you

Think is better to take on a

Blind date -- chocolates or

Flowers?

[ Groans ]

I don't know!

I've never been on a date

Before.

I'm scared of girls!

[ Sniffles ]

So very scared!

Aah!

Okay. Listen.

This investigation has been

Going nowhere.

I need some answers, and I need

Them now!

Did you fill miss endive's pool

With chocolate pudding?

You can tell me.

I'm a cool dude.

I won't be mad at ya.

Mung daal: I ain't talkin'.

Look, this may not mean much

To a stud like you, but I have a

Date soon, and it's been a

Really long time.

I'm rusty, you know?

Mung daal: you've got a date?

Really?

It just so happens that I'm

Quite a casanova when it comes

To the ladies, if you know what

I mean.

No, no, not really.

Mung daal: yep.

Sometimes I got to beat the

Ladies off with a stick.

Back, woman! Back, I said!

Okay, here's all you got to do.

What is going on here?

Has he confessed yet to

Desecrating my beautiful pool?

Mung daal: only if you admit

That you filled my air

Conditioner with shmarshmallows!

Endive!

Never!

I want you to pay for having my

Pool cleaned.

Mung daal: only if you pay

For the buckets of tears I cry

Every time I see your face.

Only if you pay for the barf

Bags people use after they eat

Your cooking.

Mung daal: only if you pay

For the extra zip code for your

Big mouth!

I got to go!

[ Gong! ]

I don't think she's coming,

Sarge.

We've been here for over four

Hours.

No, no. Don't say that.

She's coming. She's coming.

I just know it.

Sarge, it's okay.

We still love you.

Get away.

Your love doesn't count.

Mung daal: chowder!

Chowder: what?

Sergeant hoagie said we could

Order whatever we wanted.

[ Inhales deeply ]

Mung daal: you know, chowder,

It's not good to take advantage

Of --

Chowder: [ belches ]

So, does this happen a lot?

Only to the sarge.

Chowder: why do women hate

Him?

I don't know. They just do.

They just do.

[ Squishing ]

[ Growling ]

That's it!

Everyone get out!

I want to be alone!

Go on! Get!

Mung daal: does this mean

We're free to go?

Yes!

I never want to see you people

Ever again!

Now, go!

[ Tires screech ]

[ Sighs ]

Uh, excuse me.

I'm looking for my blind date.

I was supposed to meet him here,

But I ran late.

Monsters attacked the town

Again.

Uh, well, yes, as a matter of

Fact, I'm --

Oh, there he is. Thanks.

[ Whimpers ]

Hey, handsome.

Need a lift?

Eh, what the heck.

[ Sniffs ]

That's a nice perfume you're

Wearing.

It's bacon.

Bacon!

[ Gong! ]

[ Gulps ]

[ Ticking ]

[ Whistling ]

[ Bell dings ]

[ Insects buzzing ]

Truffles: [ hacking ]

Pbht!

I'm here to pick up my order.

Truffles: what?

What was that, dear?

I said --

[ Gagging ]

Truffles: you're gonna have

To speak up!

I said I'm not hungry

Anymore.

Truffles: well, you order,

You pay.

That's the rules.

[ Rumbling ]

[ Coughing ]

[ Popping ]

Truffles: so hand over the

Moola-aah!

[ Spits ]

[ Whistling ]

[ Door opens, closes ]

Mung daal: truffles, have you

Seen the shmalomi?

[ Squish ]

Truffles: blegh.

Mung daal: oh, dear!

Chowder, shnitzel!

Truffles is sick!

She's waking up.

Truffles: [ groans ]

I feel awful.

Chowder: and you look awful,

Too.

Mung daal: yeah, but that's

Normal.

Truffles: [ groans ]

Who's gonna greet the customers?

Ugh.

And who's gonna take the orders?

Mung daal: there's nothing to

Worry about.

We'll take care of everything.

Truffles: but most of all,

Who's gonna take care of the

Money box?

All: money box?

[ Zip! ]

Truffles: if there's even a

Sment missing, you're all gonna

Be in big trouble!

[ All giggling ]

Chowder: what are you waiting

For?!

Open it!

Mung daal: okay, but we can

Only look.

No touching.

[ Laughing hysterically ]

[ Zip! ]

Both: huh? [ Gasp ]

Shnitzel: [ panting ]

Mung daal: hold it right

There.

Shnitzel, you should be ashamed

Of yourself.

You know that money box is for

Emergencies only, like if one of

The machines breaks down.

[ Crash ]

Chowder: so...

[ Crash ]

...we can't spend...

Any of the money...

Unless one of the machines

Breaks?

[ Grunts ]

Mung daal: that's right.

[ Grunting ]

Oh, look at that!

The thing-bing-a-ling-ding

Machine broke.

I wonder how that happened.

[ Twinkle! ]

Chowder: we smashed it.

Mung daal: no, we didn't.

[ Twinkle! ]

Chowder: yeah, we did.

Mung daal: no.

That never happened.

[ Twinkle! ]

Chowder: mung, I think when

You were smashing the machine,

You got something in your eye.

Mung daal: come on!

Let's go shopping.

Chowder: hey, mung, can we

Buy a bazooka?

Mung daal: no.

Chowder: can we buy an

Underwear?

Mung daal: no.

Chowder: how about we buy a

Bazooka?

Mung daal: no!

We're only buying a new

Fling-bing-ging-ding machine.

That's it, 'cause if I spend any

More money than that, truffles

Will make me cry.

You don't want to see me cry, do

You?

Chowder: no.

Shnitzel: ohh! Radda radda!

[ Imitates whipcrack, laughs ]

Radda radda. [ Laughs ]

Mung daal: oh, truffles runs

My life, huh?

Well, just wait until I tell her

You've been wearing her hat.

Shnitzel: huh?

Radda radda. Radda radda radda.

[ Crying ] radda!

Chowder: mung, I think we

Took the wrong escalator.

All: aah!

Mung daal: one thing-bing-

Ling-ding machine, please.

[ Horses whinny ]

Chowder: I wonder how much

Money's in here.

[ Rattling ]

Mung daal: you know, chowder,

If you start saving now, by the

Time you're truffles' age...

[Chuckles] you'll be a

Billionaire.

Huh?!

Chowder! No!

What are you doing?!

Are you crazy?!

Chowder: I just thought you'd

Like these cool-dude sunglasses.

Mung daal: you got those for

Me?

Chowder: yeah.

The ladies love cool-dude

Sunglasses, and I know how you

Love the ladies, so I bought

Them for you.

[ Whimpers ] I'm sorry.

Mung daal: well, I wouldn't

Want to disappoint the ladies.

How do I look?

Chowder: cool!

Mung daal: yeah?

I'm a lady-k*ller?

Chowder: oh, yeah!

And just think of all the other

Cool stuff here that the ladies

Love.

I bet if you buy some more, you

Won't have to k*ll ladies.

They'll just talk to you.

Mung daal: you think?

Chowder: me and shnitzel

Should buy stuff, too.

Mung daal: [ laughs

Hysterically ]

Okay!

Shnitzel, we got some more

Shopping to do!

All right!

Let's go home and roll around in

Our useless material

Possessions!

Chowder: but, like, you

Totally, like, didn't, like, go

To bob's like tanning, nose job,

Like lipo & smoothie shop like

Totally.

Mung daal: I don't know.

We already spent --

Chowder: like, totally.

Ladies, totally.

Mung daal: okay, like,

Totally, let's go.

I should have had a nose-job

Face-lift tan a long time ago.

Don't you think, shnitzel?

Shnitzel: y-y-yeah.

R-radda r-radda.

He's right.

You look so handsome.

Mung daal: thanks, robot.

No. Thank you.

Mung daal: you know, chowder,

I wasn't sure about buying that

Robot, but I got to say he's

Really nice.

Can I help you?

I'm here to deliver your

Order of motatoes.

Mung daal: oh, you can put

Them over there between the 75

Massage chairs and the 33 tiger

Statues.

Okay. That'll be $47.

Mung daal: comin' right up,

My good man.

[ Humming ]

[ Insects buzzing ]

[ Humming stops ]

We're out of money!!

Both: what?!

Shnitzel: radda?!

Mung daal: do you know what

This means, man?

You're not getting your

Delivery of motatoes?

Mung daal: no!

Worse than that!

Your wife is gonna k*ll you

When she finds out you spent all

The money?

Mung daal: even worse than

That!

Even worse?

I give up. What?

Mung daal: no money means...

No animation!

Truffles: what are we gonna

Do?

Shnitzel: radda radda.

Mung daal: no, we are not

Going home!

We've got to save the show.

Chowder: but where are we

Gonna get the money to pay for

It?

[ Clock ticking ]

[ Car horns honking ]

Mung daal: I think we made

Enough...

To get the animation back.

Whew!

Okay.

Now we got to replace all the

Money that we took from the

Money box.

Truffles: honey?

I'm feeling better!

Mung daal: oh, no!

We got to hide!

Truffles: can you make me

Some fotza-ball soup?

Who are you?

What did you do to the kitchen?

Chowder: well, you see, we --

Mung daal: it's all part of

Your fever dream.

Truffles: fever dream?

[ Sniffles ]

I'm dreaming right now?

Mung daal: that's right!

You're still very sick, and this

Is your fever d-r-r-reamland

Par-r-r-r-adise!

Truffles: [ giggles ]

Wow! Paradise!

Mung daal: ♪ come with me

♪ To experience your ultimate

Fantasy ♪

♪ Play along and we just might

Make it out of here alive ♪

[ Twinkle! ]

Chowder: I think you still

Have something in your eye,

Mung.

Mung daal: shh!

Truffles: mung?

Mung daal: [ french accent ]

Mung-alicious dreamboat is my

Name, darling.

Truffles: [ giggles ]

You're cute.

Mung daal: have a seat in

This massage chair and let me

Take care of your every need.

Truffles: [ giggles, sighs ]

O-oh, y-yeah.

Mung daal: how can I make all

Your wildest fantasies come

True?

Truffles: soup.

Mama needs soup.

Mung daal: coming right up,

Darling.

In the meantime, let my friends

Entertain you.

You are really handsome.

In fact, I don't think I've ever

Seen such a beautiful man in all

My robot life.

Truffles: man?!

Chowder: oops.

Mung daal: ha ha ha!

That robot has such a sense of

Humor!

I think maybe robot should leave

Dreamland.

Here's your soup, darling.

Now, be careful.

It's very, very hot -- like you.

Truffles: [ blows ]

[ Slurping ]

Feh! It's terrible!

Mung daal: [ normal voice ]

It can't be. This is dreamland.

Taste it again.

Truffles: i-i don't have to

Taste it again.

It tastes just like how my

Husband cooks it -- terrible!

Something fishy's going on

Around here.

Mung daal: don't be

Ridiculous.

Just sit back and enjoy your

Massage chair!

Truffles: a-a-a-a-a-aah!

Mung daal: aaaaaaah!

My beautiful, expensive face!

Truffles: [ gasps ] mung?

[ Growls ]

Mung daal: uh...

Truffles: this isn't a dream!

Mung daal: uh, yes, it is.

Truffles: no.

You're never in my dreams.

What have you done?!

Chowder: we spent all the

Money -- that's what.

Truffles: [ gasps ] empty?

You're gonna pay me back every

Last sment.

Uh-oh.

Mung daal: have we made

Enough money yet?

Truffles: no.

Miss endive is renting you by

The hour.

Now, get back to work!

Ohh. I'll be in the pool.

No peeking.

Chowder: mung, money doesn't

Bring happiness.

[ Crying ] no happiness at all.

Shnitzel: [ crying ] radda.

[ All crying ]

Mung daal: a never-ending

Shmaghetti.

Chowder: wow! Never-ending!

[ Slurping ]

When does it end?

Mung daal: no one's ever

Gotten to the end or found out

What's on the other side.

Chowder: I want to know!

I want to know!

[ Slurping ]

Panini: hi, numnums.

Chowder: aah!

I changed my mind!

I don't want to know!

Aah!

[ Whirring ]