01x03 - Grubble Gum/The Cinnamini Monster

[bunniefuu]

[theme music]

♪ You take the moon
and you take the sun ♪

♪ You take everything
that seems like fun ♪

♪ You stir it all up
and when you're done ♪

♪ Radda, radda,
radda, r-radda, radda ♪

♪ So come on in, feel
free to do some looking ♪

♪ Stay a while, 'cause
something's always cooking! ♪

♪ Come on in, feel free
to do some looking ♪

♪ Stay a while, 'cause
something's always cooking! ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪♪♪

[indistinct cheers]

[cheerful music]

[paper rustling]

[paper rustling]

[whooshing]

[chomps]

[muffled screaming]

[twang]

[chomps]

[air blows]

[pops]

Wow! What is this stuff?

[air blows]

It's grubble gum.

Cool.

It's the best gum in
the whole universe.

What else does it do?

[chewing]

[whooshing]

Ta-da!

[pops]

Whoa!

Let's see, I'll have one
of these, and one of these

and one of these
and one of these

and one of these
and one of these.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, and
what about one of these?

Hmm.

I should get one for Truffles.

I remember the last time

someone didn't
share gum with her.

[screaming]

[dramatic music]

[screaming]

That will be $1.

[whooshing]

Okay, I'll get this
One for truffles.

[soft thud]

Sharing is important.

Not as important as paying.

[squeaks]

[air blows]

[pops]

[air blows]

[pops]

[cheerful music]

[chomps]

[whooshing]

[air blows]

[pops]

[chomps]

[twangs]

[air blows]

[squeaks]

[whooshing]

[squeaks]

[door creaks]

[squeaks]

Hi, Truffles, I brought
you something.

Ah, that's so nice.

What is it, sweetie?

Hold out your hand.

[soft clanks]

[puffs]

[breathes shakily]

A piece of lint.

How nice.

Uh, you're welcome.

[sniffs]

Do I smell gum?

Maybe Mung is
cooking something?

No. It is gum I smell.

I'm pr-pretty sure it isn't.

If someone has brought
gum into the building

and not shared it with me!

[creaks]
Okay, got to go!

Your cheeks look
unusually puffy and swollen.

I'm just, uh, big-cheek boned.

[sniffs]

Let me look in your mouth!

- Mm-mm, mm-mm!
- Open up!

Don't make me get
the crowbar again!

You're just gonna make
it worse for yourself.

[chomps]

Alright, I guess
there isn't any.

Show me the gum!

[groans]

[liquid splatters]

Ah!

Hmm, I guess you
don't have gum after all.

[squeaks]

[pops]

[wings flutter]

[rumbles]

[bright music]

[squeaks]

[scratching]

[air blows]

[snoring]

[squeaking]

[pops]

[air blows]

[pops]

Possible side effects of
swallowing grubble gum include

but are not limited to,
irritability, tennis elbow

toenail discoloration, big-nose
Syndrome, happy-liver disease

Möbius loops, fat beets,
expl*sive diarrhea..

...implosive diarrhea.

Ooh!

[rumbles]

[air blows]

[snoring]

[air blows]

Come on!

You want a piece of me, eh?

I'm right here!

Oh! Ah!

[snoring]

[air blows]

[squeaks]

[creaking]

[snoring]

[creaking]

[ding]

[rumbling]

[pops]

[horns honking]

[sirens wail]

[crickets chirp]

What was that?

[twang]

Hey, what's with all the noise?

I'm trying to get
my beauty sleep!

[sniffs]
I smell gum.

Who didn't share?

[farts]

Oh, so you don't
like to share, eh?

[groaning]

You're dead to me.

[farts]

[groaning]

[babbling]

[breathing heavily]

[groaning]

[rattles]

[bright music]

[footsteps]

Ah, good morning, Chowder.

Hand me a dilly
hammer, would you?

[clinks]

Ah, thank you.

[squeaks]

Uh, Chowder, "thank
you" means let go.

[squeaks]

Let go, Chowder.

[rattles]

Look, you can't
eat it, so let go!

'Whoopsie-daisy.'

[squeaks]

'Shnitzel, look out!'
- Huh!

[squeaks]

Good gravy, what's gotten
into you and onto you?

I swallowed a whole
bunch of grubble gum.

Oh, sweat peas.

'Please tell me you
shared with Truffles!'

No.

Why! Why didn't you share!

I ate it all by accident.

Chowder, I may be an old man,
but I don't want to die today!

We got to get rid of this
gum before Truffles sees it.

Radda, radda, radda, radda.

No, we can't chuck
him in the furnace.

[playful music]

Pliers.

Pizza cutter.

Cheese grater.

[electrical whirring]

Cheese grater remover.

[machine whirring]

Okay!

'That didn't work at all.'

[groaning]

[thud]

Anyone got any ideas?

Radda, radda.

Not the furnace.

Maybe Shnitzel
can Pull us apart.

[groaning]

- Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
- Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

[thud]

Okay.

Well, I'm open to suggestions.

End the show now.

[flies buzzing]

No, no, that's no good.

[Truffles]
'Do I smell gum?'

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

I've heard this is a
good way to remove gum.

Okay, let her go!

[egg whistling]

[splattering]

[cheerful music]

[grunting]

[squishing]

No good.

Thanks anyway!

[screeches]

[stomping]

[wind howling]

So, ar-are we gonna
f-freeze the gum off?

Heavens no.

That's too dangerous.

Poke the bear harder.

Really wake him up.

[twangs]

[snorts]

Uh, hello, sir.

Would you mind
scraping off our--

[screaming]

[growling]

Well, that didn't work.

Nope.

[growling]

[groaning]

Okay, okay.

We'll try your
idea, Mr. Grumpy.

[steam puffs]

Whew, that opens your pores.

- Hey!
- Yes, I think it's working!

[groaning]

Radda.

Radda.

'Radda!'

[Chowder]
'It's working!'

[Mung Daal]
'Oh, fudge butter.'

'It's working! It's
working! It's working!'

[popping]

Its working!

Chowder, it's not working.

[groaning]

[Truffles]
'Honey, we have an order!'

'Hmm! Where is everybody?'

[shushing]

[groaning]

I still smell gum.

Uh! I hope I don't have
gum stuck in my nose again.

[cracking]
Gum!

[crashing]

[rumbling]

I knew it!

I knew you had
gum and didn't share!

I-I-I almost
shared it with you.

I-I-I almost am
not gonna k*ll you!

- Now, dear--
- What!

[Truffles]
'Did you give the
Bear gum, too?'

[creaks]

My kitchen! My
beautiful kitchen!

Out! Out of the kitchen!
Out! Out! Out! Out! Out!

[crashing]

'No, not that way.'

'That way!'

'Out! Out! Out!'

[squeaks]

[crashing]

[rumbling]

[upbeat music]

[rumbling]

[whooshing]

[rumbling]

Thinking of becoming a ninja.

- I got the moves.
- Huh? Uh-huh.

- I got the mental aspect.
- Yeah.

- You know what I mean.
- Uh-huh.

You with me?

Hi, Gazpacho!

I regret nothing.

[crashing]

[rattling]

[music continues]

[crashing]

[rumbling]

[twangs]

[gasps]

[crashing]

[laughs]

- Hi, Chowder.
- I'm not your boyfriend!

[rumbling]

[crashing]

[rumbling]

This is what happens
when you don't share.

[music continues]

[whizzing]

[chomps]

[muffled screaming]

[air blows]

[pop]

[cheerful music]

[paper rustling]

[paper rustling]

[engines revving]

[squirting]

[groaning]

[machine rattling]

[chomps]

[playful music]

[dings]

Okay, Chowder, I think the
dumplings are fluffed enough.

Awesome!

[shimmers]

All we have to do
is pack them up.

Girl, that sack is whack.

Let the chow man
show you how its done.

No, Chowder!

We can easily shrink them
with a little cinnamini powder!

[groans]

[sneezing]

[shimmers]

[chomps]

Small on size but big on taste!

Consound it, Shnitzel.
You and your allergies.

Now it looks like
we're out of cinnamini.

[whooshing]

Steel your nerves, gentlemen.

We're going on
a cinnamini hunt.

Truffles, mind the shop.

We need more spice.

Well, I'm glad one of us
finally acknowledged it.

[rattling]

[suspenseful music]

[water burbling]

[air blows]

[compass whirring]

[chain saw whirring]

[chomps]

[chain saw whirring]

[coughs]

Consound it.

I was sure that cinnamini tree
was around here somewhere.

[groans]

[sneezing]

Oh, is that it?

[Mung Daal]
'Good eye, Chowder.'

Here, boy.

[chomps]

Now, I'll just put on
the cinnamini sucker.

[gasps]

Now, be very careful, everyone.

Even the littlest dibble of
cinnamini will shrink you.

So, stand back.

[machine whirring]

Hey, Mung, I have
a question about--

[shrieks]

[thud]

[shimmers]

Sweet grapes of wrath!

Chowder!

Hey, Mung Daal!

I can see up your nose!

You got boogers.

[sighs]

[screams]

Chowder?

'A cinnamini monster?'

Listen up, you.

Give Chowder back!

[sighs]
Look, we don't want any trouble.

Just give Chowder back.

[sighs]

If I have to ask
a third time, then--

[sighs]

Ooh, Shnitzel!

Chowder's been captured
by a Cinnamini monster!

Shnitzel!

[rattles]

[groaning]

[sneezing]

[squirting]

Help! Mung Daal,
I'm inside the tree!

[whizzing]

[sighs]

[screams]

[glass shattering]

[sighs]

[screams]

[sighs]

[whizzing]

[sighs]

[country music]

[sighs]

So, uh... nice
place you have here.

I mean, this is
pretty! Oh, sorry.

[sighs]

And, hey, these
pictures are nice.

'Are they all of you?'

[whizzing]

'Where are all your friends?'

[sighs]

You don't have any friends?

[gasps]

Is it because you live
way far out in the woods?

[sighs]

And shrink things?

[sighs]

And smell funny?

[whimpering]

[music continues]


[whizzing]

Well, this was fun,
but I have to get going.

It's time for my late-afternoon
mid-morning meal.

[clinks on door]

[choir sings]

[high pitched shrieking]

Huh?

[slurps]

A board game? How do you play?

[grunts]

[slurps]

So, you've never
played it before?

[sighs]

'Oh. Right.'

Well, let's take a look.

"Apology."

[twanging]

Sorry, which game
piece do you want to be?

[sighs]

Now, let's see.

"Rule one, roll the dice.

[bright music]

[rattles]

[glass shattering]

[sighs]

"Rule two, retrieve dice.

"Rule three, take 39 cards
from the middle of the deck.

"Fold each in half, then
mail back to manufacturer.

"Wait four to six weeks
for cards to be returned.

"Then divide 'x' by the power
of 19 to the eighth dimension.

"After which you may move your
Piece 27 degrees diagonally

along the space-time
continuum."

Whoa.

Maybe there's something
else we can do?

[crying]

No, hold on!

Don't cry! I'll get help!

If I have to ask a 26th time

and you still refuse
to give Chowder back

well, then, then..

Oh, who am I kidding?

We got to come up
with a story for Truffles.

So let's just say
he was eaten by bears.

- Agreed?
- Radda.

[clinks on door]

Chowder!

Thank goodness.

We were so worried.

I'm fine.

I just need your
help for a second.

[shimmers]

[groaning]

[sneezing]

W-what's going on? Where am I?

[sighs]

Ah! The monster!

No, no, no it's okay.

He's just a shut-in.

Come on, Chowder.
We need to get going.

Can we just play
one round of a game?

Please?

It's like the only thing
that makes him happy.

[whooshing]

[crying]

No, no crying. No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.

Looks a little too much
like mother when you cry.

Let's play a game, okay?

Keep things happy, alright?

I'll warn you, though.
I'm a shark at games.

[soft rattles]

One, yes!

"Move back one space."

Yes!

[rattles]

[sighs]
'Ohh! Oh, 73! Good roll!'

[soft thuds]

You win!
Congratulations, monster.

Well, uh, b-better be
going, we've got work to do.

It was nice meeting
you, have a nice life.

[grunts]

[music continues]

[grunts]
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

No more games, we
really have to get going.

[gong rings]

"Rule 87.

"Players are not allowed
to leave monster's house

until one of them
beats monster At game."

Shnitzel!

Radda, radda, radda.

What do you mean,
what have I been doing?

I've been playing a board game.

Radda?

We need you to help us win
so we can all leave.

[inhales sharply]

[blows sharply]

[shimmers]

Shnitzel, this is our friend.

The cinnamini monster.

Radda.

[sighs]

[shrieks]

[sneezing]

Really? You really did that?

Again.

Now, um, pick your game
piece so we can start.

Hmm.

[clink]

Radda!

[gasps]

Hmm.

[clinks]

Radda!

[clink]

'Radda, radda, radda,
radda, radda, radda.'

I don't care if you don't
want to be the burnt toast.

'Just roll the dice
and move your piece.'

Radda, radda.

Shake-a, shake-a, shake-a.

[country music]

Radda.

Radda, radda.

[rattles]

[Mung Daal]
'Ooh! Ooh! You rolled a 96!'

[twangs]

'Oh, my bad, you rolled a two.'

[soft thuds]

"Radda, radda, radda."

That puts us ahead
of the monster!

[shrieks]

[grunts]

[crashing]

[sighs]

Alright, group huddle.

[footsteps]

Okay, g*ng, this
is out of control.

If we don't win this game soon,
we'll never get out of here.

And he's almost out of snacks!

I'm hungry, Mung.

I really am.

What we need is
someone who never loses.

A ringer.

[telephone ringing]

Hello?

[shimmers]

What is this ugly place?

[sighs]

What is wrong with his face?

- He's a shut-in.
- Oh.

Oh, hey, it's a board game.

Yes!

Come on! Come on!

Mama needs a new pair of wings.


In your melty face.

[grunts]

[rattles]


Good roll, monster.

[groaning]

Oh, lumpy.

Now it is on!

[grunts]

[rattles]

[whooshing]

[upbeat music]

[leaves rustling]

[wheezing]

[thud]

[Truffles]
'Six..'

'...seven..'

[wheezes]

...eight.

[snoring]

[muttering]

[snoring]

[muttering]

[snoring]

Oh! Ooh! Ooh-- What?
What? Truf-Truffles, wake up!

I think you won!

Guys! Guys! I
think Truffles won!

[groans]

Radda?

[gasps]

Huh?

What do you want, melty face?

Hey, I won!

I won! I won!

And you did not!

I told ya I won that!

[cheers]

[grunts]

Oh, no.

We followed the rules
to the letter.

Now, let's go home
and get to normal size.

[rattles on door]

[gulps]

[sighs]

[bright music]

Mung, I want to go home.

This is home now, Chowder.

This is home.

I miss Shnitzel
when he's not here.

Well, I know of a way
he can always be here.

- Tie him up with rope?
- No.

We'll make a Banana Shnitzel.

- 'Ta-da!'
- And then tie it up with rope?

What's with you and
tying things up with rope?

- It's works better than string.
- Uh!

Now I can have Shnitzel
with me whenever I want.

And I can eat him, too.

[gobbles]

[sighs]

I wish banana
Shnitzel was here.

I miss him so much it hurts.

Hang on, I'll get some rope.

You don't know
what you're missing..

If you aren't in the kitchen.

[whooshing]

[chomps]

[twanging]

[outro music]