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Anything That Moves (2025)

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Anything That Moves (2025)

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- Do you like it?

- Yes.

Thank you.

- Hey, girls, Thea, Julia.

Girls, what the f*ck is this?

Did you just, did you

just give that guy money?

- Find you later.

- You bought your

sister a f*cking hooker?

- Happy birthday, sis.

You made it to 18.

- I've never seen that.

You were the son.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

That's it, that's it.

- Thank you.

- Are you okay?

- Yeah.

I'm okay, I'm okay.

- You hungry?

- Yeah, I'm hungry.

I want you to take this money

and get yourself

a nice young girl.

- I've got a nice

girl right here.

- Okay.

- Now you should eat.

- Very big.

- Hey, um, do you

think you could pay me

on the app, actually?

- Why, do you need

more money, Liam?

- No,

it's, it's not that.

It's just, it's easier,

like through the,

through the app on the phone.

- I, I don't know.

- Oh.

That's okay, do you, do

you mind if I just do it?

- No.

- We'll just

say it's for a sandwich

and we'll know what it means.

- Okay.

- $400 sandwich.

- I love this sandwich,

but I love you more.

I love you so much.

- That's great, Rachel.

- Don't go.

- I have to go.

- Please.

- I have to.

- No.

- You don't.

- I do.

- Stay.

- I have to go.

- Go.

Go and share your gift

with the whole world,

what a wonderful thing.

I love you, I love you.

I love you so much.

- I love you too.

- No, you don't.

I don't know if

you love anybody,

but we love you just the same.

And when you're out there,

remember, you are a

g*dd*mn f*cking machine.

You're adorable.

And you're a hunk

and a beefcake.

- Thank you, Rachel.

- Liam, the wings

on the porch, turn back.

- Hey, excuse me.

- Hey.

Hey, man.

I have your cookies.

Hot, warm, fresh

cookies.

They're getting cold

out here all over.

- Stupid d*ck.

Stupid d*ck.

Stupid d*ck.

Stupid d*ck.

Stupid d*ck.

Stupid d*ck.

Stupid d*ck.

Stupid d*ck.

- Hey, man.

I have your cookies.

Gooey cookies, all for you

when they're getting cold,

all alone out here.

- Batter up, batter up.

No batter, no batter,

no batter, no batter.

f*ck you.

- This is Liam's phone.

Don't leave a

message, I love you.

- Hi.

Standing on this stoop,

thinking about my last time,

holding this bag of cookies.

Like, only gonna

f*ck one more weirdo,

but kind of wonder where my

partner is, so calm me back.

Hey, man.

- Hello.

I've got some milk, the

milk for the cookies.

Oh.

- Oh, yeah.

Oh, this is good.

Okay.

Now tell me to stop.

- What?

- Yeah, tell me to

stop f*cking her.

f*cking do it.

- Sorry, Liam, I

couldn't help myself.

- Oh, okay.

Can I leave and come back?

- Yeah.

- Okay.

What?

No.

What is this?

Thea, how can you do this to me?

- Oh, f*ck.

- No.

- God.

I f*cking hate everything.

- Am I scaring you?

- Yeah.

- You want me to stop?

- No.

- I'm sorry.

- Don't apologize.

- I didn't mean

to make you cry.

- Don't apologize.

That's exactly it.

- You know what I just realize?

We left the backpacks inside.

- I'll go, you

stay here with me.

- Sure.

- Hey, sorry.

- You good?

- Yeah.

- Yeah, I hear you,

I'm just wondering if you could

do better than solicitation.

- Horse.

- I just don't see how

solicitation is my concern.

No.

- What?

- No.

- Can I use it tonight?

- Not today.

- To try her out?

- Uh-uh.

- Come on, man.

It's only paperwork, it's only

paperwork if you tell on me.

- See, that's the kind of thing

that makes people not like us.

- You know what?

That's no reason

to f*ck with a man

and to f*ck with his job.

Everyone b*tches about

f*cking brutality.

It's this hatred for what we

do, for what we stand for,

and for what we dedicated

our lives to doing,

just because we have a

couple of ba*ls and a c*ck.

- All right.

- Let's go.

- All right, make the next

thing you say the address.

- on Sheridan, 104 and 2093.

- Just let me fire off one

round and then I'll be done.

- No.

- I'm so dirty.

- I know, I was gonna say

same thing.

Me, I'm clean as a dish.

- What does that mean?

- It means that dishes are clean

and I'm clean.

- I don't think

people say that.

Liam, come here.

- What?

- Shut up and get in the tub.

No, you're supposed to

take your stuff off first.

Rules in the tub.

- I didn't know

there were rules.

- Seriously?

- Oh, yeah.

- Yeah,.

There are rules, you know?

And you break all of them.

- No, I don't.

- Yeah, you do.

- No, I don't.

- Did you

f*ck my whole family?

- No.

- Me, my sister, my dad.

- Okay, that's not how it

happened, your dad's a d*ck.

- Show me.

- He pulled over

the car, I got in.

And then, he have

this weird wooden box,

he put it on my lap.

- Like this?

- You're not gonna

wanna pass up an opportunity.

- Okay, what's your name?

- Liam.

- You hungry, Liam?

- No.

- You're kind of skinny

that's why I asked.

- Thanks.

- Listen, I love my

daughters, my family, my car.

I love what I've

done for myself.

And all I ask is for respect

for my things in my life.

- I respect you.

- No, you don't.

- Yes, I do.

What?

- Right now, you're

young and cute,

the girls are young and cute,

I bet even the boys

are young and cute.

- And the girls are

young and bouncy.

And I bet the boys

are even tight.

But, uh, pretty soon,

you're just gonna be

a washed out wh*re.

- The problems, self problems,

you won't be all

rubbery, elastic, smooth.

And not to mention your head.

- Your box just spit out a buck.

- Keep it.

- Eat the money?

- Yeah, you want

money for nothing, right?

Sucks.

- Pleasure.

- That's not work.

It's bullshit.

- That box right there.

- That thing?

It's magic.

It keeps spitting out money.

- Smell it.

- Cash.

- How much I owe you?

- $500.

- It should be a privilege

to eat out my daughter.

- I'm good at what I do.

- Now, give me some.

- Stop.

- We're not another hunter.

- Stop.

Stop it.

- You f*ck my daughters,

and you won't even kiss me.

- I see you.

Stop.

- Why?

- You said you.

Stop.

You said we didn't have to-

- Just print

yourself another 20.

- Stop it.

You said we didn't have

to do it.

- You f*ck my daughters,

but you won't kiss me.

- You're just a cheap

magic trick, Liam.

- You're just a

cheap magic trick.

- First, I

thought it was a shotgun

or exploding round,

but this is handmade,

like someone carved into

the back of his head.

- Hey, be careful,

you don't get outta that

blood in your hands.

- Yeah, don't worry about me.

- You know, I don't know

how you can deal with kids.

Don't you know they

come outta women.

- Well, they don't have

your bad attitude yet.

- Yeah, I will.

- This guy's still gonna

live the American dream.

Ask a handsome fellow

like you did the dance.

- I don't think so, I

don't roll that way.

- Watch your tone,

you make him feel bad.

- Oh, I'm sorry.

You're gonna go ahead and

sh**t up the whole school?

Because if you do, I'm

gonna be waiting there

with a body bag.

- Our job is to intervene

before such things happen.

- And that's what we're

doing, we're intervening.

Do you understand?

Look me in the eyes.

f*ck, it's gnarly in there.

- What did she say when

I call it in, gnarly?

- Yeah, gnarly, she

says it's gnarly.

- What'd you taking the cookies?

- Who the f*ck do you

think is gonna miss

the generic store band

piece of sh*t cookies.

- Officer, officer, I saw

somebody bring those cookies.

- Did you get a

good look at 'em?

Can you describe them?

- They were cute, I like them.

- Cute, like how?

Like, what do you think is cute?

- They seemed open to the world.

Brave, very brave.

- Uh-huh.

Are you f*cking kidding?

- I get it.

Let's just go find Liam.

- I want you to quit with me.

- Is that the new rule?

- It's the new rule.

- I don't want to,

Thea, this is what I do.

- What happens when you're

all old and worn out,

like my dad said.

- That happens to everybody.

- Not if you're

smart, it doesn't.

- I'm trapped.

- You're not trapped,

you just need to think

of a new thing to do.

- I have one thing.

- Some people keep

loving money separate.

- Not me.

- I knew you

were gonna say that.

- I like making

people light up.

- Yeah, you make

everyone feel good.

You got a dip right here.

- I got a hole in my head?

- For both of us.

- Hmm.

That tickle.

- As I live and breathe.

It's our lovely Liam.

You're just in time,

man, she's ready for you.

- No, man.

She's ready for you.

Okay, you might wanna

put some, uh, lemon

on the guacamole just in

case this takes so long.

Don't you hate it

when it goes all gray.

- Lemon.

Lemon.

Yeah, just make sure

you wash your fingers.

Wash your fingers.

- Oh, my

God, you're right.

- Oh, my

God, you're here.

- Hi, Jill.

- Just yesterday, I,

I heard a g*n, a g*nsh*t.

- Oh, no.

- They made

me so nervous.

- That's terrible.

Do you mind if I

bring Robert in?

- Sure, I guess.

- Hey, baby.

- That feels nice.

- Of course it does.

You mind if I let Robert try?

- Oh, sure, yeah, I guess.

- Okay.

- Hi.

- Hi.

- Do you like that?

- Yeah.

I'm dreaming of the chickens.

- The chickens?

In the yard.

Behind the wire fence.

That's where my love lives.

Crawling on your

hands and knees.

Grabbing the squawking bird.

- Yes.

- Grab it.

I'll bring a snack.

- Chicken?

- The chicken, baby.

- We have cats in there.

- This is for the cats?

- And it'll go crazy, that

thing was my grandmother's.

She whittled wood, made little

dolls and horse figurines.

But yeah, the cat gets weird,

can like stab him or something.

As for me,

I'm about to go get

high.

- Got a pizza delivery.

Got a medium sausage pizza.

Pizza delivery.

Got a pizza delivery.

Got a medium sausage pizza.

- Who gives a sh*t

about the pizza.

I came here to f*ck.

Come on, sweetheart.

- Okay, cool.

- You like that?

- Mm-hm.

- Oh, you're all

white and creamy.

You mind if I call you Milky?

- Milky?

Uh, sure, I guess not.

- Not much of a

talker, are you, Milky?

On a account of

you being Ret*rded.

- I like you.

- I'm not, what?

- Yeah.

You got head trauma, I can tell.

You got a big bald spot up here.

Hey, you learned to be horny,

despite your bald head and

lack of verbal aptitude.

It's okay.

I'll f*ck you just the same.

- It's just a cowlick.

- You and your twin sister,

you suck and f*ck every trucker

in this old run downtown.

You, Milky, you're the bad one.

You got the missing connections,

the gaps between synapses.

They're buzzing like ghosts,

hissing and zapping

in your skull.

k*lling you, and

driving you to k*ll.

- Hey.

- What the hell, man?

- Carry my a*s around.

I can tell, you're a

moron just like me.

Just a vast empty head.

A portal to discovery.

You know the other day,

I saw a kid covered

in blood and bones.

Only thing he could

talk about was cookies.

- Cookies?

- Yeah, I work at

the courthouse.

Cops are looking for

two delivery kids,

kind of like you, Milky.

Did you do it?

- f*ck off, man.

- That's right.

Get it out, Milky.

You little psycho k*ller.

- I didn't k*ll anybody.

- Then why do you

got that knife?

Yeah, come on, Milky.

Yeah, get it out, you p*ssy.

Yeah, come on.

f*ck my a*s, b*tch.

- Yeah.

You like that?

- Yeah.

- That's what you like.

- Yeah.

f*ck me, you b*tch.

- That's what you like?

Stop, stop, stop.

- Come on.

- Stop.

- Come on, stop, stop.

- Come on, k*ll me.

k*ll me.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

f*ck my a*s, b*tch.

Yes.

Yes.

- It's okay, it's okay.

- You should be more careful.

Somebody could get hurt.

- I'm very careful.

f*ck this.

- Hey, I guess this

wh*re app really works.

- Hey, kid, did you

bring our donuts?

- We ordered donuts,

'cause we're cops, get it?

- Hey, what the f*ck?

Hey.

What about my bike?

- f*ck your bike.

- I've got, I've

got a delivery, so.

- Yeah, yeah, that's all right,

'cause that's what we

wanna talk to you about.

- Yeah, who do we talk

to about customer service?

- What?

- See, I ordered

this crazy thing.

- This guy's nuts.

- I ordered cookies.

- Who, who

gets cookies delivered.

- And then two

people show up, cookies.

- It was f*cking crazy,

he told me about

it the next day.

- Yeah, but then I got k*lled.

- Man, look at all these

f*cking c**ts out tonight.

They're f*cking miniskirts

and they're high heels,

just trying to get a

big d*ck inside of them.

f*ck 'em raw, it makes me sick.

- Calm down.

- What?

It's just guy talk,

we're having fun.

It's how we get to

know each other.

Right, Liam?

Oh, yeah, the city

makes us use Polaroids,

everything's gotta be hard copy.

- My God.

- Yeah, they scoop the

brains out, something good.

- A big hole.

- Mm-hm.

Yeah, it's a nice space, but

what they're asking for rent,

forget about it.

- He's got mute, I'm

going back there.

- Watch it, watch it.

- Oh.

Ah, whoo.

I am not the young

man I used to be.

Listen, calm down.

I, um.

I think you did it.

- Oh, f*ck.

- It's all

right, calm down.

All right, this is

scary, he's stupid.

I'm too pretty for

this line of work,

but we're here to

help you, okay?

We're gonna help you

fix this thing, okay?

- I don't know what happened.

I went in the house, I

delivered the food, I left.

I don't know how that

happened, I don't know.

- That's great.

- Well, a little bit in fall.

- Yeah.

- Thank you.

- Now were you alone?

- Yeah.

- Huh?

- Yes.

- Mm.

You know, that's funny

because we have an eye witness

that says they saw you and

that little girlfriend of yours

leaving the scene of the crime

right after this

dude got m*rder*d

in front of his f*cking kid.

- She's not my girlfriend.

- It's complicated, we get it.

So this is nowadays, huh?

Yeah.

How this wokeness just looks

like unmasked perversion

if you ask me.

You know, young, young

men like yourself,

it's no wonder you're confused.

No veil over the temptation

anymore, it's apps.

It's like little traps

right there in your pocket.

No one faults you for

being confused, son.

You just need a

little bit of help,

you don't know right from wrong.

Help, that's us.

We're the helpers.

We're here to help.

- Yeah, we're

your guidance counselors,

we come from above.

- Mm-hm, he's joking,

but it's, it's true.

No more of the deliveries, okay?

- Sure.

- Sure.

It's gonna ruin your

life, all right?

How well do

you know Thea Williams?

- What?

- She's in the database, dude.

The f*cking computer.

Hey, keep your head

on a swivel, okay?

- What's going on?

- Did you ever do

anything wrong?

- No, never.

- The cops just drove me around

they say they found a head.

- A head?

- Yeah.

That guy, Ray, your last guy.

Stop.

They showed me a

picture of his head.

- Just chill out.

- There's a dead guy, Thea.

That guy we f*cked, he's dead.

- f*ck up.

- Yeah, it is pretty f*ck up.

They think we did it, they

say you're in the computer.

- I think everyone's

in the computer,

so I don't really

know what that means.

Just sleep with me.

- His brains.

- I'm

dreaming, it's nice.

- What are you dreaming

about this time?

- Our life in a magic box.

It's made of wood and

the lines make a shape,

and the shape makes a picture.

And I know that shape

and box and cash,

and picture are

just words I know,

but when you open the door.

- The door?

- Or whatever you wanna call it.

- Door.

- When you open the door,

that's the magic part.

Everything's piled in there.

It's you and me and

the dirty money,

and the house and

everything's okay.

- I don't have much

to say.

I guess Ray got that from me.

I do know that Ray

always liked to smoke.

Especially when he had to think

about something heavy

weighing on his soul.

I know it's not healthy,

but I ask that we all smoke

today, and.

Oh, Ray.

- Okay, guys.

- Oh, my God.

- How about we have

one for Ray, huh?

There you go.

For Ray, huh?

- Hey, buddy.

- You wh*re me on

the app to this.

- I thought you wanted to

pay respects, you know,

to that guy you k*lled.

Oh, am I making you mad at me?

- Let's all smoke one for Ray.

How about it?

Have a good one here.

Smoke one for Ray.

There you go.

Smoke them down.

All right, tell me

about your daddy.

- I feel really, really good.

- Jesus, that was bleak.

Let's go somewhere fun.

- You all right?

You'll be all right.

- Johnny Chicago,

you leave dog on me.

- She's got something

for everybody, you know.

Hey, you still got my knife?

- Oh, yeah, do you need it back?

- No, not at all.

Seems like you need it more

than me, plus I've got my own.

- Get that one from

your grandma too?

- My maternal

one this time.

- Hey, let me ask you something,

why do they call

you Johnny Chicago?

- Maybe you don't know.

But I was the purest, best

all American delivery boy,

arrived on a train

from Iowa and nothing

but my bleach white

tidy whiteness.

You know how they

stayed so clean?

- No, how?

- Train car hobos cleaned

every single straw.

Licked them, before they

let me sleep in the head.

- Now you're slinging hot dogs?

- Hey, come on, man.

But I still f*ck perfect,

and everybody loves me.

- I see you've been talking

to your twin sister.

- Oh, yeah, kind of.

- Johnny Chicago, huh?

- Uh-huh.

- He's a legend.

- Oh, yeah?

- Just like you're gonna be.

- I don't think I wanna

be a legend like that,

he seems kind of f*ck up.

- I got

a special delivery.

- What's the order?

- Wet Italian beef.

- Do it quick, I heard one

of the clients got m*rder*d.

- No, sh*t.

- Yeah, the cops found the body

with the brains f*cked down.

- Kind of hot.

- Oh, dude.

- Do I know you?

- She's been thinking about you.

- What have you been up to?

- I've almost graduated.

- Oh, with what?

- She thinks she's fancy.

- It's boring,

criminal psychology.

- Be back in just a second.

f*ck.

- Come on, let's get outta here.

- I should save it for work.

- He loves his work.

- More than he loves us.

- Seems like it doesn't.

- Who was best this time?

- Still you.

- I wouldn't resent

you if you picked her.

- She's nice too.

- Yeah, I bet she is.

What if you just

stayed with me today?

We could go on vacation.

You and Julia could

run away together.

- Yeah, yeah.

What if I did?

How many of these

are you gonna make?

- Guess what?

She left us

champagne and caviar.

- What were you talking to

Martin about last night?

- The money box.

- Oh, like a con?

- Where are you going?

- I have work.

- Will you stay and

just eat a little?

You know, one time,

this guy told my dad

that he wanted to buy it.

My dad got so excited, he put

together an entire magic show.

But then at some point,

during the juggling,

the guy slipped away

into the kitchen

and I was just standing there.

He kind of started

messing around.

- What do you mean?

- He wasn't there

for the magic show.

- What'd you do?

- I don't know, I

kind of liked it.

He wasn't that old,

and I was old enough.

- Jesus.

- But then Julia stabbed

him with a pair of scissors.

- What?

She stabbed him with scissors?

- Yeah, there was blood

squirting everywhere,

underwears at her ankles,

and my dad was like,

"I'm trying to cut you a

deal, man, how about 20k?"

- The sheets are.

- I mean, uh, it's fine.

The sheets smelled weird anyway.

- Just feel gross.

- Where's the wh*re guy?

- We're here to help.

Resistance may lead to harm.

Hi, Thea.

- Who the f*ck are you?

- Hey, buddy.

- What the f*ck?

- Nice to see you.

sh*t.

f*ck you.

- What's the big deal?

- What's the big deal?

You see that sign

outside that door

that says homicide and m*rder?

That's the big deal.

- Couldn't

stay off the app, huh?

- I want you to tell

me about your sex life.

- Well, if I did that,

I'd have to charge you.

Now, am I under arrest?

'Cause if I'm not under arrest.

- You're an enigma,

but I'm gonna figure you out.

- No.

Oh, no, no, no.

What is this?

- That?

That is dirty cheap money.

You know all about

that, don't you?

- Yeah, I have one of these.

- Because

there's one here, see?

It's here.

And it's here.

So, are these sorts

of tasteless drawings,

is that, is that funny

to, to put them in their,

in their little holes?

- No, that's, it's nice.

- What's nice?

- The drawing is nice.

- Nice?

What do, what do you mean nice?

Because that's, that's just

not the word I would choose

to describe the signature of

a h*m* f*cking serial k*ller.

Serial k*ller.

Got it?

Get it?

This is real life.

- These two,

they had a baby, right?

Another orphan,

kind of like you.

- I'm too old to be an orphan.

- Nobody's told to

be an orphan, Liam.

God's been gone a long time.

- I'm just a big

baby, don't you know?

- f*ck.

- Calm down, calm down.

Take a breath, calm down.

We're gonna let you go for now.

- It's me.

Hey, don't answer

the door, okay?

People I know are dying, really?

So like, don't answer

the door, like for real,

don't answer it.

Okay.

- Hey, you want a dog or what?

- Yeah, sure.

Thanks.

- You gotta look at this thing

as a freak weather event.

It's not anyone's fault,

least of all yours, right?

But with this freaky weather

happening more often,

the sun's burning brighter.

The oceans are blowing up.

I've got a job if you want in.

- I don't think I can,

I think I'm done.

- It's good money, good

people, you'll feel good.

- Not dangerous?

- Not if you're smart like me.

- I don't know.

I don't think I can do it.

- Ah, no worries, man.

More sex and more

dollars for me.

- Hey, Johnny, what's up?

- I brought a friend.

- What is this, two for one?

- Nah, bet you can watch.

- Oh, she's in

bed, you'd be nice.

- You know I'm nice.

- Johnny, I'm not f*cking

around, you'd be nice.

- What your friend's deal?

- I don't know.

- Like something's

going on here.

- He's already.

- I gotta do

everything my damn stuff.

- That tickled.

- He's fine, let's do this.

- Shirt, come on.

- I don't know.

Pretty savory.

You're not full of sh*t.

You're not too sweet.

There's something in there.

- So, what do you wanna do?

- In the van, come on.

Yeah, f*ck him.

I want, I want soft.

I want tender.

I want love.

Smells great in here.

Next time, kid,

bring the magic with you.

- Oh, God.

- Fill your soul

with the moon, man.

And if there's no moon,

there's always a street lamps.

- Hey, I'm looking for a

little late night delivery.

You boys think you

can help me out?

- Yeah, I'm down.

- Back off.

Johnny, Johnny.

- Johnny, Johnny, Johnny.

Man, I make you queens goes bad.

- Let's do this.

- Let's do this, man.

- Let's go.

- Let's go.

Come on, buddy.

- Please.

- He's just the guy.

- Just the guy.

- Liam, that's correct.

Liam, Liam, Liam,

may I introduce you

to my little friend,

which is myself in the city,

this great city of ours.

Just much anger.

f*cking stick the landing.

- Okay, Officer Dodge,

what do you wanna know?

- Man, I don't wanna know sh*t.

Got something for you.

- I'm good.

- Huh?

- I'm good.

- It's not a question.

This is your last party for

a long, long time, f*ck it.

Show me, show me, show me.

That's a good boy.

That's a good boy.

Man, we are gonna

have fun tonight.

All right, let's go, guys.

You know what it's about.

Yeah, you f*cking do.

Johnny, good job, good job.

Take it off.

Shoes, don't forget the socks.

Liam, stop trying

to discourage him.

And why don't you start

undressing yourself.

- Come on, man.

- Come on, what?

You're too far, boys.

Hey.

You're too f*cking far.

I can't f*cking see you.

Where'd you f*cking go?

- Okay, what do

you want us to do?

- Go run around with each other.

Have fun.

- He's f*cking with us.

He's gonna k*ll us.

- He's just a g*y cop.

There are a lot of those.

You can do this.

- Let's go, guys.

Yeah, who the f*ck am I, right?

I'm only the law.

You f*cking c*ck sucker.

We're having fun with you.

This is fun.

You don't feel like

doing what I say.

You don't feel like

listening to me, Liam.

Do as you told, all right?

Now you're kissing.

Yeah.

Whoa.

Whoa.

You get closer, Liam.

Too much , huh?

I have a treat for you.

Mm.

Uh, sweet treat for a sweet boy.

Whoo.

I got another treat for you.

It's drugs.

Big drugs.

Horses.

Neigh.

Oh.

Are you a horse?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes!

You f*cking sl*t.

You f*cking abandoned me.

I f*cking own you, I own you.

You f*cking c**t.

I miss you, I miss you.

f*ck.

Oh, yeah.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Hey.

Come on, man, I'm not done.

Get the f*ck up, I'm not done.

I'm not done.

You're f*cking.

You, you f*cking p*ssy.

p*ssy.

f*cking wh*re.

f*ck!

- Hey, hey, hey.

Where's Johnny?

- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

- Where's Johnny?

Johnny, where the

f*ck is Johnny?

- Oh, I don't know.

Over there.

- You saying he drowned?

- No, I'm saying I left

him over there somewhere.

Whoa.

Are you f*cking kidding me.

Hey, man, don't.

- f*ck.

f*ck.

- Shh, it's okay.

Come on, come on.

- Sorry about that.

- It's okay.

- What do I owe you?

- Owe me?

- Yeah, I doubt you

got anything out of that.

- What the f*ck, Liam?

- What?

- You have

to take a break,

your head's all messed up.

- What's with all this sand?

- I don't know, you

probably tracked it in.

- It's you?

It's you.

It's you.

- Liam, stop.

Stop, stop, stop,

stop, stop, stop.

- You hurt our friends.

- Liam, no.

You don't have to do this.

Liam.

- I guess you're right, I've

been pretty scary lately.

- You don't have to do this.

- I don't know

what else there is.

- Liam.

Liam.

- I don't know who's

k*lling all the people, man,

but it isn't me.

- And you see, you don't

listen when we talk.

I've been looking

out for you, son.

- What?

- You are such a baby.

You young white men, like you

have been turned into sluts.

You should be captain

of a Viking ship.

f*cking angels in the sky

while you crawl through the mud

into puckered little assholes

in all shades of flapping labia.

- What do you want?

- I want you.

- You k*lled all my clients.

- I saved you.

- You m*rder*d them.

- Cruelty, cruelty, cruelty.

It's cruelty.

If Christ can't stomach

it, neither can I.

- I want you to be mean to me.

- You know you're young.

Your milk hasn't spoiled yet.

Drink it, son.

I know I've been gone.

I've been gone a long

time and I'm sorry.

I am so sorry,

but I'm here now.

- Thea.

Thea?

What the f*ck?

- He locks me up.

- That's so annoying.

- He's just confused.

- No longer dormant

within the boiling sack.

Come with me, son.

We'll go together.

Come with me.

We are him.

We'll take up our sword.

Be the catastrophe

that writes the world.

- Come on.

Please.

I can make you feel better.

I can make you whole.

No.

- And I just wanna dig at you.

- Be careful.

- Just shut up.

- You.

Oh, f*ck.

- What's the matter?

What did I do?

- Somebody got Liam.

- I gotta go, my

friend's in trouble.

- What if I f*ck in the

back of your head, Liam.

- I would never resent you

for having a good time.

- Look at Liam.

And there's the f*cking cop.

Look at what he's doing.

Go get him.

- Hey.

That's my spot, not his.

That's my spot, not his.

- I love you, Thea.

- You just

have a headache.

Do you feel anything in there?

- Let me try.