[film reel whirring]
[dramatic music]
[dramatic synth music]
[water sloshing]
[soft dramatic music]
LARRY: Make sure you get
my good side now.
Oh, well then
you better turn around.
I gotta find my good side.
It's here somewhere.
Ta-da!
Okay, so Dad's showing me
the new brewing area.
-Don't look.
-I'm not.
You're peeking.
I can see.
-I'm not.
-Yes, you are.
Okay, you're not peeking.
Three, two, one.
No way.
[laughter]
Oh, my God.
Here, here.
Show me around.
-All right.
-Okay, go.
This is where
it all happens right here.
Look at all this.
A lot bigger than
the old garage setup, huh?
AMBER: Uh-huh, absolutely.
Come back here,
take a look.
-Don't touch anything.
-[mouthing silently]
-Don't bump something.
-I won't, I won't.
Have you ever seen so many big
steel tanks in your life?
AMBER: No, I have not.
LARRY: Someday this will
all be yours.
AMBER: Oh, yeah?
-We did it!
-We have a brewery!
-We have a brewery!
-We did it, yeah!
The menu.
LARRY: You said it, yeah.
Okay.
What do you think?
This is amazing.
I'm excited.
I can't hide it.
This is too much.
Aww!
It's gonna be great, Dad.
Every business has
its ups and... and downs.
And slower seasons.
And I know you get
a tendency to worry.
And I just,
I promise you,
you have nothing
to worry about, Dad.
Look, everything here
is gonna be fine.
Trust me.
I got it covered.
Okay, fine.
It's been a little hard
running this place on my own
over the past few months.
What'll you have, Bill?
Can I get
another lager, please?
-Ah, fresh out.
-Aw, sh**t.
I really wanted
another lager.
On the house.
But the regulars
are still regular.
Got a free lager.
AMBER: Your old buddy Gunner
hangs around the place
most days
and the bar
has never been safer.
This place is too exposed.
Too many entry points, right?
Not enough
protective measures.
Amber, um, I just have
a question, and I was gonna
come to you, like, immediately
about it, but then I thought,
oh, my God, this girl, she's,
like, so overworked right now...
AMBER: And Courtney is really
working on being more decisive.
She's even taking charge
in the kitchen.
So, yeah, I was
just gonna ask,
um, how do you
turn the oven off?
AMBER: The way you turn it on!
-[trap snaps]
-Ow!
AMBER: And we'll be
serving food any day now.
Still having trouble
with the pizzas, huh?
-Just a little bit.
-Oh!
Raiden!
Oh, and
Mr. American Ninja Warrior?
He's still doing
his weird little thing.
But I did get him
to stop distracting Courtney
while she's
on the clock, so...
Hey there, I have to call you in
for questioning.
Oh, God.
No, why?
Because I need to know.
I need to question you
for how you make
your beer so good.
AMBER: At least
Officer Price remains
our most loyal customer.
And me?
[grunting]
I'm doing all right.
To be honest,
I haven't brewed in a while.
I've been trying to find
that spark,
but it just hasn't been there
since you've been gone.
The whole town seemed to want
to share a beer with you.
These days,
I mostly find myself
sharing a beer with myself.
But, hey, I'm fine.
Guzzlers is fine.
You did it all on your own.
And so can I.
Because I got this.
[crickets chirping]
You okay there?
[Amber groans]
It's February 1st.
Uh, the decorations are
a little early, don't you think?
Well, I think this place could
just use a little bit of love.
You know?
Maybe you could use
a little bit.
A little love?
Sure, yeah, but I was
more actually gonna say
that you need
a little bit of fat d*ck.
I'm swell, actually.
Thank you.
-Are you sure?
-Yeah.
-You're on the floor.
-Yeah.
Get out of here.
Your shift's over.
-You don't need any help with--
-No, I'm fine.
-I'm fine.
-Good night.
Go on, get!
I don't like you anymore!
Ugh!
[groaning]
[country-rock music]
-Enjoy your IPA, sir.
-Thank you so much.
Hi.
I'm Samuel.
Hello.
Mr. Samuel Madison,
at your business service.
What do I do?
I help struggling businesses
with my expert, uh...
my expertise.
All right.
Let's show this client
what we do, baby.
Guzzlers.
Hicksville, USA.
Good God.
Oh, looks like
a real party town.
You got this.
It's gonna be all right
Yeah, yeah
I can tell
Yeah, yeah
I feel it in my heart
Yeah, yeah
It's gonna be okay
Yeah, yeah,
the sun is shining...
MAN: It's like
perfect weather.
Onto another day
[rooster crowing]
It's gonna be all right
Yeah, yeah
It's gonna be okay
Yeah, yeah...
[men muttering]
Well, if at first
you don't succeed...
We're just gonna
leave you over here.
...and fantasy
Open up your hand
It's gonna be all right
[rooster crowing]
[alpaca humming]
It's gonna be all right
It's gonna be
all right
It's gonna be okay
It's gonna be all right
I feel it--
sh*t.
[groaning]
Come on.
[grimacing]
You left something back there.
[alpaca humming]
[clears throat]
[clears throat]
Hi, yeah, down here.
Hi.
Yeah.
Is the owner available?
Uh, yeah, sure.
I'll go get her.
Thanks.
Unless I shouldn't do that.
I don't know.
'Cause she's kind of busy
and I feel like
maybe I shouldn't do that.
Thanks.
Hey.
Hey there.
You know what this is?
Why don't you put
your hand in there?
-Tap it.
-Looks like fun.
-I'm gonna pass.
-Oh, listen.
You set a trap
like this right,
it can restrain
a coyote or rabbit.
Even a city slicker like you.
[chuckles and clears throat]
Samuel Madison.
Pleasure.
Samuel Madison.
Let me get you a beer
on the house.
-Welcome you here.
-You know what, I'm actually--
-I think I'm okay.
-Oh, no, no, no.
It would be...
my pleasure.
Huh?
[chuckles]
[Gunner groans]
Oh, you're gonna like this.
Oh, and there you go.
It's a little flat,
but try that.
Cheers.
Okay.
[sniffs]
There's... a lot going on
in there, a lot of kick.
GUNNER: Yeah.
Drink her down.
[clears throat]
Take another sip.
It's pungent.
No, you want to keep that
in your mouth, son.
[coughing]
What's in this?
Oh, just a little
ghost pepper.
Whoo!
It tastes good, right?
Oh, my God.
Did you give--
Oh, no, he's fine.
He's taking his jacket off.
-Whoo!
-GUNNER: He's a big boy.
Can somebody help him, please?
Hoo-ya!
That was so cool.
Thank you.
Took me five hours to learn.
GUNNER: We got a dress code
here, sir.
We do have a dress code.
[laughing]
It's a ninja roll.
I can teach you.
I'm not really sure
what that is, but, yeah.
-Yeah.
-[groaning]
GUNNER: Really?
We got a dress code in here.
Whoo!
Take it off!
Just breathe, all right?
Hey!
Ew!
Aah!
Milk!
I need milk!
Right, okay.
SAMUEL: Aah!
My mouth is on fi--
-[Samuel's screams echoing]
-[dishes crashing]
SAMUEL: Milk!
I need some milk!
[gasping]
Maybe if I can spray him--
SAMUEL: Milk!
I need milk!
Give me milk!
I'm on fire!
[Samuel groaning and gasping]
[rousing rock music]
Oh, sorry!
Sorry! Okay!
[Samuel groaning]
Oh, my God.
Milk.
I'm so sorry!
Here.
At least the milk's
not expired.
I'm pretty sure.
That beer wasn't supposed to be
on the menu.
It was just an experiment.
What, are you like
a mad scientist?
Along with running the place.
Oh!
Oh, you're the owner?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I just, I expected
somebody more or less...
You know.
Samuel Madison.
Amber.
So, how do you want
to get started?
Should we do maybe
like a tour of the place,
give me the lay of the land,
and then we can
kinda discuss numbers
after that?
So it's a brewery
and a kitchen?
-What?
-Sorry.
I'm from Golden Elite
Marketing Strategies,
the company you hired.
You think I have enough money
to hire a marketing manager?
I don't even have
health insurance.
Well, you should really think
about health insurance.
Yes, I know.
I have a fully paid-for contract
that starts today,
so to be honest,
you might want to accept
my advice.
I mean, I'm pretty good
at helping out
struggling businesses.
Well, we're not struggling.
So, we're actually--
Completely underwater
or just gonna
run your business
into the ground until--
We are figuring it out.
Help me out.
You're the owner,
but you did not hire me.
Absolutely not.
I don't have money
for a strategist.
I barely pay
the electric bill.
-You gotta pay the--
-Yes, I know.
Um...
So, I was hired
by a Mr. Larry Kein
about six months ago.
Maybe he could
clear this up for us.
Uh, that is my dad.
-He's not available right now.
-Okay.
Well, when does he
arrive back?
Look, there's clearly been
some misunderstanding.
I don't know what to tell you.
I don't even know what
a money marketing guy does.
Well, since you asked, Amber,
I map out strategies
for rapid expansion
and rebranding
to boost your margins.
All I heard were
a bunch of sounds
coming from the mouth
of a nerd.
Well, that's pretty rude.
Basically, what I do is, um...
work my magic.
You don't want to at least hear
what my advice would be?
Okay, sure.
Sure, fancy man.
Give it to me.
Okay, well, there is
a lot to discuss,
but the crux of it
basically is...
redo everything
from top to bottom.
Tip to taint.
Basically,
anytime you have, like,
a business instinct
to do something,
do the exact opposite thing
that your instincts
were telling you to do,
and that should
get us started.
Thank you for your interest
in my brewery.
What?
The spicy beer
is on the house.
Please don't sue me.
And kindly take
your tailored suit
and your shiny hair back
to whatever corporate boardroom
focus-grouped you
into existence.
You know, it is okay
to accept help.
How much is this advice
costing me?
Well, thanks for your time.
Check your pocket.
Magic.
COURTNEY: Uh, Amber?
Hey, Amber, the uh...
Yeah, I got it.
[Lie in the Sun by ORKAS]
[groaning]
Yeah, eh-eh
I love to wake up
in the morning
But keep dreaming
Without warning,
the day is gone
And sometimes I take a walk
but I forget about the clock
I can't slow down
My friends all sit
and laughing
But I just wanna lie
in the sun
[sighs]
[somber music]
Just the way
you left it, Dad.
[scoffs]
[snoring]
[phone ringing]
Hello?
WOMAN: Please hold
for Mr. Bank.
For who?
MAN: [on recording]
New Mexico Community Bank.
We care about you.
With two loca--
BANK: Foul!
No fair!
Uh, sorry?
Hey, come on!
There's a foul!
I think you have
the wrong number.
Miss Kein?
Yeah?
Surrounded by cheaters,
Miss Kein.
Okay.
-Is your name really Mr. Bank?
-Yes, of course.
So did you change your name
after owning a bank or--
Anyway, how's
your little bar going?
Swallowing?
Still in play!
Aah!
Uh, it's good.
I am going to lose my cool
on you, Giuseppe!
Good, good, so you got
our little notice saying
we're calling in your loan,
didn't you?
-Wait, what?
-Boom!
I win!
You lose!
Take that, Giuseppe!
Sorry, you're
calling in the loan?
I am on fire!
When?
And-- And why?
And-- And when?
Algorithms are
a funny thing, you know?
A little nerd
who works for me
did some tippy-tapping
on the computer.
Asked it some questions,
you know what it said?
-Sir, I--
-Said that your business sucks.
More to the point, it said
that I could probably make
more money
on an empty lot, so...
So you're gonna
level the place?
Well, not unless
you can pay the loan back
by the end of the month
or whatever, blah, blah, blah.
So boring, right?
How am I supposed to do that?
That's impossible.
Nothing is impossible,
Miss Kein.
Especially if you put
your mind to it.
Except for Giuseppe!
I'm totally wrecking him today.
Giuseppe, get ready to get
your sh*t rocked!
Ah, I'm gonna
f*cking k*ll you, Giuseppe!
-No.
-[phone line clicks]
MAN: [on recording]
New Mexico Community Bank.
We care about you.
[phone disconnect beep]
sh*t!
If I was an uptight
corporate shill,
I'd be right... here.
SAMUEL: Do you have,
um, goat milk?
Because there's
less lactose in there.
Okay, then just a, uh, cortado
with pistachio milk?
Still no.
I'll just do a flat white.
-[clears throat]
-Oh!
We'll have two
house cups, please.
Thanks.
-Flat white?
-Mm-hmm.
-You're a flat white.
-Hey.
SAMUEL: You figure
he named himself that
after he started owning
a bank?
Like, what's the chicken
and what's the egg?
Right?
That's what I was thinking.
-Yeah?
-Anyway...
I have decided
to consider maybe,
-after much deliberation...
-About 2 1/2 hours.
...hearing out
what your ideas are.
Great.
Okay.
Well, let's...
[gags slightly]
Let me ask you a question.
Yes, I do love
your shiny power tie.
Thank you, but you didn't
ask me here for my fashion tips.
I didn't bring you here at all.
Remember?
That's right.
Your dad.
So let's bring him into
the meeting then, shall we?
Uh, he's not around,
like I told you.
Well, where is he?
He is...
...on a farm upstate.
He farms?
[Samuel chuckles]
He... passed.
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry
to hear that.
Yeah, me too.
Uh, but, you know,
that's life.
Or, you know,
the other thing.
You wanted to ask me
a question?
Yeah.
[clears throat]
So, how badly do you want
your brewery to succeed?
I don't want it to.
I need it to.
Good.
I understand that.
-Do you?
-Yeah.
No offense, but...
please don't pretend
to know what it's like
not knowing if your doors
will open tomorrow.
I will do everything
in my power
to make sure
that those doors stay open.
[Samuel gags softly]
It's like bong water.
Ugh.
Have you drank bong water?
Not on purpose.
[indistinct chatter on TV]
MAN: [on TV] ...meaning
the shower takes center stage.
MAN 2: [on TV] We are here
with a decision
about the showerhead--
[TV clicks off]
[keys clacking]
Samuel Madison...
Amber Kein...
Marketing guy.
Guzzlers.
There you are.
Nice headshot.
So that is our new brewery,
coming soon!
To a bar near you.
AMBER: Nice one.
Samuel Caldwell Madison
is one of the most
sought-after strategists
in the country.
[mocking tone]
"Samuel Caldwell Madison."
God, that's a good headshot.
Samuel's expertise lies
in his ability to bring
struggling businesses
back to life.
No matter how bad
things have gotten.
Okay.
T-E-M-P-T-E-D
[Tempted by The Hazelnuts]
Tempted
I was tempted
[rooster crowing]
Tempted by your smile
I was tempted
And for a little while
I was certain
That I will be the one
to change you...
Everybody, gather round.
There she is.
Big boss lady.
All right.
I welcome you to day one
of Strategic Pathways
to Integrate
Financial Stability
and Dynamic
Year-Over-Year Growth
in the Rapidly Expanding Market
of Drink-Based Hospitality.
Mmm!
Got my, uh, buddy on the force
running his plates.
-Guys, I'm not a criminal.
-[siren whoops]
Ugh!
What in the...
-[siren warbles]
-Whoa, whoa, w-w-whoa!
[police radio chatter]
[grunts]
Officer Price.
Everybody, calm down.
-What's up, Hayley?
-Hey.
Approximately 1900 hours,
I got a call
from Gunner Reed here,
alerting me to
a suspicious vehicle.
-Officer, there's nothing...
-Okay, sir.
Let's take it down a notch.
Let's calm down.
-I feel like I'm pretty calm.
-Uh, no.
-You're at a seven.
-I'm not a seven.
I'm gonna need you
to take it down.
With all due respect,
this is me--
-Okay, all right.
-Thank you.
I'm sorry, Officer.
I--
-Way down.
-This is down.
To 3, 3.5.
Breathe it in.
Butterfly breath.
[both inhale deeply]
Cupcake, blow it out.
[both exhale]
Beautiful lips you have there.
Thank you.
-Can I continue, or...
-Carry on, Big Apple.
I'm gonna get a hefe
and sit in the back.
Uh... awesome.
Now, uh, unless anybody wants
to invite more friends--
Hey!
We're not just friends.
We're family.
Guys, I'm thinking karaoke.
-No, no.
-Bill, get out of here.
-Leave.
-Go!
-Go!
-Okay.
If you guys are ready,
first thing I would do
is freshen up
the beer menu, guys.
-No.
-Uh-uh.
-What?
-Okay, guys, but why, though?
The menu doesn't change.
Ever?
GUNNER: You heard the lady.
All right,
dogs and cats will be
exchanging friendship bracelets
before the menu changes.
Okay.
I will walk down Main Street
in a purty silk suit
before that menu changes.
-I think I got it.
-I'll eat this hat.
I will eat this entire hat
before a single beer
on that menu changes!
Uh...
[rooster crowing in distance]
We're gonna table your thing
that you just mentioned.
And we're gonna move
right along into...
we've got 24 days
to whip this place
into shape
and save your brewery.
Step one, revamp.
Move that.
-Fix that.
-Mmm.
I bet there's
a charming little brewery
underneath all this dust.
I'd like to see it.
Hey, buddy, what are you--
oh, my God, no.
[sharp, rhythmic breathing]
That was so cool.
SAMUEL: Maybe it's about time
we got a little extra help
around here.
Our head brewer
should be focused
on making beer,
not plunging toilets.
Although, speaking of...
I got this.
Why do you think you're
the right fit
for the Guzzlers family?
Thanks for having me
here today, guys.
-Go home, Bill.
-All right.
Looks like you and Fred
are getting acquainted.
Yeah, hey, what do you think
about moving this
woolen health code violation
off your patio?
Uh, no.
He's my dad's old pet.
You should talk to him.
He's a very good listener.
SAMUEL: Then there's step two.
Rebrand.
You're not just selling beers.
You're selling
just how gosh-darn cool
Amber Kein really is.
It's what we do
with cranky babies.
Tell me a little bit
about yourself.
"Wasted."
-You stick your hand in here.
-No.
Five-second rule?
Is it ten?
Fifth-- I don't know.
Definitely be as stiff
as you can.
That's how we're
gonna move some beer.
I'm sorry.
But I'm-- you know.
All right, there we go.
Now we're having fun.
How bad is it?
You look good, but...
do you know the term
"self-care"?
[slurping]
Ahh...
[slurping]
What do you think?
[Fred moans]
Yeah?
I think so too.
[Fred groans]
-You are a good listener.
-[Fred squeals]
AMBER: And what's your name?
Bixie.
Are you crazy?
I don't think so.
Good enough for me.
-You're hired.
-Okay.
AMBER: Wait, I need
to take you through training.
SAMUEL: And step three,
relaunch!
All our efforts
will coalesce at a big,
splashy party
at the end of the month
that I guarantee the whole town
will turn out for.
Feel free to have fun with it.
Now that's good.
Nice, buddy.
Okay, don't worry about it.
Together, we'll prove
just how successful
this new and improved
Guzzlers can be
and get a big, fat apology
letter from the bank.
Well done, sir.
Guys, this place
is looking "brewtiful."
Okay.
-You look great.
-Thank you.
[camera shutter clicking]
[Fred squeaks]
AMBER: We spent the whole
weekend cleaning the place.
The front room toilet
actually works now.
And we have this
big relaunch event planned
for the end
of the month, which--
-[Fred groans]
-I know, I was skeptical too.
But Samuel seems to think
it could really give us a shot.
He was talking about
cost-benefit analysis
the other day,
and his eyes lit up
in this way
that was just so--
-[Fred squeals]
-Oh!
Oh, my God!
Dad, no!
-Samuel's just a--
-[Fred groans]
He's a-- you know
what he is?
He's actually just, um--
I don't know what he is.
Except for a guy who said,
"Let's circle back on that,"
21 times
in a single afternoon.
[Fred moaning]
Oh... right, yes.
Your magical solution
to everything.
Just share a beer together.
[Everything by Roni Bar Hadas]
If I
Am pretty
Will you love me?
AMBER: You old enough
to drink?
Yes, I'm...
just recently 21.
-Thank you for asking.
-Oh.
-I know.
-Oh, nice.
Sneezing.
I know.
Dashing shot.
Handsome now.
Ah, one more thing.
SAMUEL: Okay.
Oh.
Oh.
Little wrist action.
Very official.
-Okay, then.
-I like it.
Well, first off,
let me just preface this
by telling you I am a little bit
of a beer aficionado.
You think our small-town beers
can't compete
with your fancy city brews?
I'm a little skeptical.
Bet you 10 bucks one of them
blows your mind.
-All right.
-Okay.
First up.
Got a pale ale
you might like.
Pale beer for a very pale boy.
I'm not that pale.
So?
Yeah, it's good.
It's good?
I see.
Not your cup of tea.
That's fine.
Try the stout.
Got an opinion or two.
-Okay.
-Sound familiar?
Mm-hmm.
Okay, then.
-Meh.
-Oh, come on.
There is no way
you didn't like a single one.
I liked them all just fine.
-Hello, Mr. Hamilton.
-You're just being pretentious.
No, I'm not being pretentious.
I'm being honest.
You did say "mind-blowing."
People like these beers.
My dad made these beers.
All of these recipes are his?
The entire menu?
After the bonfire
in my mouth subsided,
there were some very surprising
flavor profiles happening
in that ghost pepper one.
Well, it was just
an experiment.
I like to tinker.
Well, you tinkering
with anything now?
Just trying to keep
the place open.
Yeah, but does brewing
make you happy?
Yeah.
It does.
Well, then, you make time.
[Look at You by
The Satellite Station]
Darling
Everything's gonna be
all right
I see that you
been crying
You know I'm always
on your side
Oh-oh
Come on, come on,
come on, come on
Put down all the weight
from the day
Yeah
Come on, come on,
come on, come on
And tell me
what's been blocking...
-[Fred groans]
-What do you say?
Does this guy know what
he's talking about?
[Fred grunts]
Oh, yeah, yeah.
-Yeah.
-[Fred moans]
Night, Dad.
And your light
fills up the room
Then I look at you
And I know
I'll make it through
Oh, oh
The times when
you were falling
I will lift you up...
[machine whirring]
When you are
feeling tired
I will fill your cup
Times when you
were falling
SAMUEL: Yes, no, absolutely.
MAN: [on phone]
And if we move forward,
we'd want you to start
as soon as possible.
Yeah, I couldn't agree more.
Uh, no, and I do think
that we'd be a great fit
-for your expansion.
-We think so, too.
And happy to provide
additional references if, uh--
-Who are you talking to?
-Potential client.
Uh, it's his pleasure
to meet you.
Hey, do you mind, man?
I'm so sorry, that was, uh--
never mind.
-Well, and like I said--
-[disconnect tone beeps]
Okay.
Thanks, man.
Hey, do you think you're ever
gonna stop looking at me
like I'm about to skip town
with the cash register?
My mission parameters
are clear.
Watch over Amber
no matter what.
Yeah?
Who gave you that mission?
Her father.
I'm just trying
to do my job, man.
You sure that's all
you're interested in doing?
AMBER: [laughing]
The angle.
You're supposed to go in
at the angle.
That girl?
That girl deserves the world.
And I'll eat my hat
before I allow anything less.
I'm really starting to get
the impression...
that you like eating hats.
-You left Fred's door open.
-No, I--
Oh, sh*t.
Fred?
Just looking for something
a little more like that.
Amber!
Hey!
In theory, if someone were to
have left Fred's pen open--
just asking for a friend.
-Okay.
-What?
[Built Different
by Curtis Cole]
-SAMUEL: Fred?
-AMBER: Fred!
SAMUEL: Frederick!
AMBER: Fred!
SAMUEL: Frederick?
AMBER: Fred!
BOTH: Fred?
-I'm so sorry about this.
-I gotta tell you something.
Fred gets out all the time.
Are you f--
oh, my God.
All right.
Gave me a heart attack.
Woo!
Hey, uh, what's up
with the magic tricks?
Yeah.
Well, the magic tricks...
basically, I had two parents
who worked full-time jobs,
and so I had a lot of time
on my hands,
and the magic
sort of kept me company.
But, you know, I don't really
do it much anymore.
-Why not?
-Well...
sleight of hand
doesn't exactly pay the bills.
Well, hey, looks like you got
a trick or two
up your sleeve still.
Well, thank you.
Where do you live?
Um, here,
at the moment.
You don't have a home?
Hmm.
I have a home.
Uh, I have a place
in New York,
but I'm, like, never there,
because this job
just keeps me
on the road so much.
Well, maybe you should
mix it up.
Try staying in the same place
for a little bit.
See what it's like
being part of a community.
Huh.
Any suggestions?
-I mean, besides... here?
-Oh, here.
Yeah?
Well...
-Okay.
-What?
No, no, no, no.
Okay.
Yeah, I get it.
We're not as fancy
as your New York apartment
that you never live in,
which, by the way,
is maybe the most
out-of-touch thing
I've ever heard.
There are good people here.
I never said
that there weren't.
If you're so quick
to judge a place
before you even get to know it,
how do you make friends?
I mean, I don't
really make friends.
I have colleagues.
It is hard to make friends
when you're just out
on the road.
I wish it weren't,
but... it is.
[duo playing Drops of Jupiter
by Train]
Ugh, Valentine's Day.
Ha-ha.
Not your thing?
It's a little corporate
for my taste,
but I'm sure
it's right up your alley.
Just the fact that we set aside
a whole day a year just to...
tell the people we love
how much we care about them.
It's nice.
Is fancy Samuel
a bit of a romantic?
Mmm.
Maybe.
Now that she's back
in the atmosphere
With drops of Jupiter
in her hair
Hey, ey-ey-ey
She acts like summer
and walks like rain...
Oof.
This song...
takes me back.
I know.
I used to play this
on repeat
over and over again
when I was a kid.
She listens like spring
and she talks like June
Hey, ey-ey-ey
Hey, can I tell you something?
Yeah?
I have absolutely no idea
what this song is about.
Me either.
I mean, what exactly is
a drop of Jupiter?
This is the real question.
Tell me
Did you fall
for a sh**ting star?
One without...
I know.
Isn't that kind of great though?
How do you mean?
Not everything that's good
has to make sense.
Sometimes
the best stuff doesn't.
This is a very nice, uh,
sort of relaxed version
of Amber.
Normally you're, like,
carrying the weight
of a thousand worlds
on your shoulders.
Just, like,
people would be able
to lean on me.
I mean, you gotta be able
to lean on other people too.
No, I like to be the one
that you lean against.
Not the one who leans.
You're saying lean a lot.
Now I don't even think
it's a word.
-Lean.
-Lean.
[whispers]
Lean.
You gotta be careful
because, you know,
if you let too many people
lean on you,
then you'll fall over.
Guess I'm just...
hoping someone catches me.
WOMAN: Fall
for a sh**ting star
[vocalizing]
Are you lonely
looking for yourself...
[Fred groans]
-Oh!
-My God!
-Fred!
-[exhales]
[both chuckling]
[Starry Eyed by Jane & the Boy]
Ah-oh, got me upside down
Spinnin' around you
Ah-oh,
wanna taste the clouds
Dance with the moon, oh
Take a trip
around your body
Boy, I love the way
you got me
Starry eyed,
got me starry eyed
Losing all my focus
I can't even control it
You know your lips
are golden, baby
Get me high, ah-ah
Touching me
like lightning, yeah
Keeping it exciting
You know exactly what to do
to blow my mind
You're from another planet,
I've never felt like this
I don't know how
I ever survived without it
I'm starry eyed, ah-oh
Got me upside down,
spinnin' around you, ah-oh
Wanna taste the clouds,
dance with the moon, oh
Take a trip
around your body...
[song fades out]
[soft piano music]
Raiden!
Here's the thing.
I've spent
my entire life, like,
totally refusing
to even conceive
of putting roots down
somewhere,
let alone like a Podunk,
middle of nowhere,
like one-horse, no-horse town.
You know, just like
kicking rocks and, like,
hay in the mouth,
Deliverance style,
like water smells weird,
kind of like
nothing going on town.
No offense.
Hopefully none taken.
I mean, while we're
on this subject,
would it k*ll you guys
to, like,
have some decent coffee
around here?
Or, like,
one single brunch spot?
Or a place where you could get
a good acai bowl?
How about that?
You don't know what it is.
It is like this
Brazilian superfood.
It's incredible.
It's like a purple smoothie.
You're gonna love it.
Don't worry about it.
Despite all of that,
there is something,
like, happening here.
I can't explain it.
But I feel different.
And I just,
I'm wondering, like,
how do you know...
if you, like,
belong somewhere?
That's a pretty big question
to ask me
-during my fruit time, man.
-I know, I'm sorry.
I just got a lot of fruit here,
you know?
I got a whole-a*s watermelon.
I got this melon I gotta cut.
-It's very elaborate, I know.
-I got that cantaloupe.
I've never stayed anywhere
long enough to know
if I could, like,
stay somewhere.
Mmm.
Jesus.
This might surprise you,
but I'm a weird guy.
That's true.
Actually not from here.
I only made the move
a few years ago.
-Really?
-Mm-hmm.
How'd you know that this was,
like, the place?
That?
That's Janice.
Hey, Janice!
Hey, girl!
She and her friends
have a book club
she's been running
for a long time.
Oh, that's Oscar.
Oscar!
We practice nunchakus
every Thursday night.
He always takes me
to the urgent care
whenever I concuss myself.
Happens a lot?
It happens a lot,
yeah, yeah.
And that's...
that's Bill a*s.
Bill, get your a*s
out the way!
-Where my ninja stars at?
-No, let him go.
Don't hurt the dad.
RAIDEN: That's Apricot Ted.
He just like apricots.
I knew I belonged
when I got to know
each and every
single one of them.
-And when they got to know me.
-Yeah?
You don't have to pretend to be
someone else here, you know?
You just gotta show 'em
the real you.
Real you.
Yeah, great.
What about Courtney?
You asked her out yet?
Oh, oh, no, no, no.
What if she thinks
I'm weird as hell?
Why would she think that?
I don't know, man.
I mean, Courtney, she...
[sighs]
She has a hard time
making a decision.
Yeah, you're right about that.
But probably deserves
the chance to make it.
Don't you think?
Can I try that thing?
[heavy metal music]
[both shouting]
What have I done?
[slowed and pitched down
shouting]
[jazzy drum music]
Hey, I'm done
with the counters, so...
Cool.
Cool, thanks.
What, uh,
what are you doing?
Oh, just the-- the single most
important part of making beer.
Waiting for an eternity
and hoping beyond hope
it doesn't suck a*s,
thereby shaking your confidence
to its core and sending you
into a spiral of depression,
the likes of which
you may never recover from.
Okay.
So, you gonna try it?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I am.
Do you, uh...
do you know that you're
still standing here?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, here we go.
Here we go.
It's no big deal.
Here we go.
Do you, uh,
really like beer?
-Yeah, yeah.
-No.
See, okay.
Making a good beer?
Pretty easy.
Making a great one...
is really flippin' hard.
You have to nail every step
of the process just perfectly.
And I'm not sure
I've ever figured it out.
You should probably
just taste it.
Yeah?
[humming melody
to Drops of Jupiter by Train]
-Hey.
-Hey.
Uh, I was lookin' for you.
-Um...
-You want a beer?
Is this...
It's a little something
I've been working on.
Okay.
Interesting.
Wow.
Was it that bad?
Uh, it is...
insanely good!
-Really?
-Yeah.
Are you kidding me?
Amber!
We gotta sell this.
This is perfect.
A brand-new beer
for a brand-new Guzzlers.
-Now we're talkin'.
-Menu doesn't change.
Oh, yeah.
Sorry.
I keep forgetting.
You're allergic to making money.
You got a--
You got a real talent.
Holy moly, that's good.
And you gotta share it
with people, because this is...
mind-blowing.
So, you owe me 10 bucks,
is what I'm hearing.
Best 10 bucks I ever spent.
[cell phone ringing]
Hello?
WOMAN: Please hold
for Mr. Bank.
-Oh, yay.
-MAN: ...Community Bank.
-We care about--
-BANK: Money!
Oh, jeez.
There he is.
Oh, apologies.
You caught me
in the middle
of my daily affirmations.
-Hi, Mr. Bank.
-Oh, please.
You can call me Rich.
Your first name is Rich?
Indeed.
So, how's Gulpies doing?
Uh, well, it's Guzzlers.
And is there a problem?
Because we still have
more time.
Don't worry.
I have good news.
I have a proposal that's going
to solve all your problems.
-[cell phone buzzing]
-Hmm.
Are you there, Miss Kein?
Yes.
Uh, yes.
Uh, what did you have in mind?
Marshmallows, Miss Kein.
I love them.
Very, very much.
Okay.
Stanford University
conducted a study
many, many years ago
in which a child was placed
in a room alone
with a single marshmallow.
He was told he was free to eat
the one marshmallow now...
or, if he could
resist temptation
for a mere 15 minutes,
he would be rewarded
with two marshmallows instead.
The child was
supposed to wait.
But you know what
I think, Miss Kein?
I think waiting
is for suckers.
-W-What do you mean by that?
-Lately, I've been thinking
of getting into
the brewing game myself.
One of my normals
revealed to me
that apparently people
enjoy drinking
in close proximity
to each other.
But do I want to wait
to build a brewery myself?
I do not.
What exactly are you saying?
You're never going to pay back
this loan, Miss Kein.
We all know it.
So, what I'm saying is,
why don't we just cut
the charade?
I'm saying, I'd like
to forgive your loan
in exchange for ownership
of your business
and your entire catalog
of recipes.
I'm saying...
I would like to eat
my marshmallows right now.
Mmm.
[Mr. Bank moaning]
[mumbling]
Do you understand me?
MAN: We'll see you tomorrow,
Mr. Madison.
Fly safe.
We're paying
that loan back, Rich.
So you better
get used to waiting.
[line disconnect tone]
Is everything okay?
Yeah.
Uh, totally.
Uh, what did the bank say?
Get this.
He wants to buy the place.
Like the whole operation.
Can you believe that?
-You're kidding.
-Yeah, I mean,
obviously I told him
to kick rocks.
Wait, wait, wait.
No, no, no.
You've gotta call
that guy back right now.
Aye, aye, Captain.
I'll call him up
and give him the keys,
make sure he takes
everything I love.
I-I'm not kidding.
You would be, like, insane
to not at least consider
a serious offer
like this right now.
Oh, this place,
these recipes
are worth more than whatever
he could offer me.
Not right now they're not.
I mean, you are literally days
from closing.
So, if that happens,
it's all worth zero.
What are you talking about?
What about
the relaunch event tomorrow?
Amber, listen,
he is offering you an out.
It's perfect.
This is the lifeline
that you need.
I mean, that party,
the relaunch,
it's like a long shot
at best.
A long shot?
-Yeah.
-Okay.
But, I mean, come on,
you knew that going in.
We've all been working
our asses off here,
and if we can just,
just stick to the plan--
Hey, Amber,
I just got a phone call,
and this is gonna sound
a lot worse than it is, but--
That's a promising start.
So there's a law firm
in New York,
and they want to do
a massive rebrand.
They want me to consult,
and it is huge.
I mean, it is honestly
the kind of opportunity
that most consultants wait
their entire career for.
Are you leaving?
I'm gonna make-- I'm gonna
make sure you guys have
literally everything
that you need.
No, I get it.
We're just some placeholder
until you found
something better.
Fancy, rich,
successful Samuel
did a charity job
for the poors.
I don't gallivant
around the world
on, like, a private jet.
The place that I keep
in New York is
a shitty little apartment that
I share with three other guys.
So I'm not exactly the big,
fancy baller
that I've been pretending to be,
but I've been hustling
my a*s off for you
since I got here.
And now you have
something better.
-Hey, Amber.
-Just not now, Court.
You need to pick up the phone
and call back.
-No.
-Look, Amber, I just--
-Just in a sec, Court.
-Please!
Just take my advice
this one time.
-I'm sorry to interrupt you.
-Holy hell, Courtney!
I cannot answer
every tiny question
that pops into your head!
Just make a f*cking pizza!
It's not that hard!
[door closes]
SAMUEL: Amber,
I'm telling you,
you really need
to take my advice on this.
This is the best route
ahead for you.
I did take your advice.
It's your whole job
to make this thing work.
It's impossible
to make anything work
when you just fight me
at every single turn.
Look around you!
I changed the entire place
because you told me to!
You did?
Really?
A few cosmetic changes is not
what I'm talking about, okay?
I've asked you how many times
to change your beer menu,
but you won't even do
that littlest thing
because you are too busy
digging your heels in.
I am not going to throw out
my father's work
just because you said so.
Amber, your father is gone,
and you need to move on.
Were you always gonna
throw in the towel
-at your first opportunity?
-Of course not.
Was any of this real?
Was it for you?
I release you
from your contract.
Voila.
You're free.
Amber.
Come on.
Got a lot of work to do.
A lot of prep for tomorrow.
Okay.
Um...
when I first got here,
you said you didn't want
this place to succeed,
you needed it to,
but... why?
I see how exhausted you are
at the end of every single day,
despite your best efforts
to hide it.
I really don't understand.
What is it about this place
that makes it worth saving?
Samuel, will you please
get out?
[door opens and closes]
-Hi.
-Hi.
I'm making a pizza.
It's-- I'm--
I'm good.
I'm doing it.
I got it.
I just don't, like--
I don't know.
It should be--
it should be easy, right?
Like... mastering a pizza
shouldn't be that hard.
I just don't understand
why I can't.
Like, I just, I can't.
Like, I can't do it.
Take my hands.
Take my hands.
Follow me.
[inhales and exhales deeply]
How does that feel?
A bit better.
Would you like to go out
on a date with me sometime?
You know, where we eat food
and talk about ourselves?
You know, basically,
my whole thing
is ninja stuff,
so I hope that's okay, yeah.
I mean, I know you have
a hard time making decisions,
so I don't expect you
to answer immediately.
You can take all the time
in the world so that you can--
Raiden, uh, yes.
-Yes.
-Yes?
Yeah, absolutely.
I would love to.
For sure.
Yeah, just, um,
just try and ask me
something hard next time.
God, can you believe the nerve
of that guy?
I mean, I should've kicked him
out the moment I saw him.
You know, I also wish
that my spicy beer
had burned his tongue off.
[Fred groans]
I know, because then
I wouldn't have
to hear him yammering
on and on.
And you, why on earth
did you bring him here?
Do you think
I couldn't handle it?
I mean, what?
You didn't trust me?
Well, then maybe you shouldn't
have gone and just died
and left me alone.
Why'd you have to do that?
GUNNER: It's not
your dad, Amber.
He's got the same breath
as your father.
Okay, well,
whatever you want to say,
just, I'm not interested.
Look, I know,
I know you think
I'm pretty ridiculous
most of the time.
I mean, you probably
only tolerate me
'cause I was friends
with your dad, but...
he was a good, good man.
Yeah, he was.
He was also
a control freak.
You know, totally inflexible.
Just had to do things his way
or not at all.
And I just fear that the--
well, that the apple maybe
hasn't fallen far from the tree.
You're not dishonoring
his legacy
by plottin'
your own course, Amber.
I don't think it's gonna
be enough this time.
I think you can still
fix things.
Our brewery's gone.
I'm not talking about
the brewery.
No.
No.
You were right
from the beginning.
I never should've trusted him.
If you'll excuse me, I have
a very generous offer to accept.
What about
the big relaunch tomorrow?
What, you think anybody's
gonna show up?
I do, yeah.
Well, then they can drink
to our demise.
[Fred grunts]
[Only Love for You by Beo]
I think of all the times
we lay
Looking up out
at the stars
Nervous of the way
you make me feel
You're setting fire
to my heart
Before you, before you,
oh, what was that?
No, ooh, what
Oh, my love,
oh, my love,
I have only love for you
More than enough,
more than enough
The simple way we move
Only love, only love,
only love, only love
Ooh
Only love
Only love for you
[indistinct radio chatter]
Reminds me that there's time
to change...
You gotta be kidding me.
Perfect.
Since the return
of her stay on the moon
She listens like spring
and she talks like June
Hey, ey-ey-ey
Hey-ey, hey, yeah
But tell me, did you sail
across the sun?
Did you make it
to the Milky Way
To see the lights
all faded
And heaven is overrated?
Tell me, did you fall
for a sh**ting star?
One without
a permanent scar?
And did you miss me
While you were looking
for yourself out there?
[song volume increases]
Now that she's back
from that soul vacation
Tracing her way
through the constellation
Hey, ey-ey
[grunts]
She checks out Mozart
while she does Tae-Bo...
This song makes no sense!
This song makes
no sense!
Now that she's back
in the at--
[radio turns off]
[pensive music]
Thank you, everyone,
for coming!
Thank you for coming
to the funeral.
My dream has died.
Have a glass.
You might wanna
slow down there, Amber.
Oh, I'm not drunk.
Just helps with the shame
if I pretend to be.
Please hold for Mr. Bank.
[playing Boss from Birth
by feinsmecker]
Hello, fly chick
coming through
A boss from birth,
ain't no need to pretend
Haters gon' talk
but still hatin' in the end
No need for approval,
define my own reign--
The guest of honor...
-[song turns off]
-...has arrived!
Listen, man,
you gotta tell me,
'cause I've been wondering
for like a month.
Is your name Bank
because you own a bank,
or do you own a bank
because your name is Bank?
Huh.
So this is a brewery.
-It's fascinating.
-Yeah.
Yeah, this is it!
This is the inside part.
That's the outside part.
You kinda get the picture.
I am so glad you came
to your senses.
Well, you really
wore me down, man.
Nicely done.
Now you get to have
your marshmallows
and eat them, too.
Oh, do you have marshmallows?
I do not.
It's disappointing.
Uh, but I do have
the paperwork.
Hey!
The paperwork!
Very official.
I'd say I should have
a lawyer look this over,
but who are we kidding?
Uh, right there,
Miss Kein.
-Right there.
-COURTNEY: Uh, Amber?
Uh, you gotta come see something
really quick.
Oh, okay.
I'll be right there.
No, you-- like, it-- now.
You have to come now.
Just one second.
Miss Kein?
Miss Kein!
[sentimental music]
-I am so sorry.
-No, don't.
Well, we know
that this isn't enough
to save Guzzlers, but...
we really felt like you needed
a proper good-bye.
And look.
AMBER: They look amazing.
I wasted so much dough.
-I don't know how.
-It's amazing.
You wanna, um,
wanna say a few words?
You should,
you need to do that.
Go.
Um, hi, everyone.
Uh, if I could just have
everyone's attention.
Just take a second.
Thank you all for coming.
Uh, I know that we advertised
this as the grand reopening,
uh, but...
today is actually
my last day owning Guzzlers.
The new owner
is right over there.
Wave hi, Rich.
And, uh, don't mention
marshmallows around him.
He gets pretty weird about it.
Back before this place
was open,
my dad taught me how to brew
in our tiny little home garage.
And it's funny
because I couldn't
even drink
what we were making.
But even still,
I remember just staring
at this beautiful,
foamy concoction and...
and just marveling
at what we had created.
And even still,
it feels like...
Like magic.
But things change.
And people leave.
And you're...
You're just left
wishing you could share
one more beer together.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Hey, Amber!
I'm so sorry I'm late.
I'm, uh-- there was a--
Holy moly, I just ran
so far and so fast.
-What are you doing?
-I'll tell you.
[panting]
The weird thing is
I'm in decent shape.
[panting continues]
I decided to take your advice.
And make a few friends.
Oh, okay.
Are you kidding?
Guys, where is every--
There's gonna be a whole moment,
I promise.
There they are!
There they are!
Hey!
[cheers and applause]
[overlapping joyous chatter]
[applause]
[mouthing silently]
Magic!
Wait, wait, hold up now.
I have no idea
what you think you're doing.
I'm... sharing a beer
with friends.
I love making beer.
More than anything.
It is one of the few things
that makes any
actual sense to me.
And I made this one.
Recently.
In fact,
it was the first time
that I changed a recipe
since we opened.
And...
That's really good.
What makes a great beer,
really?
A great beer
and a great place
to drink it...
only exists when...
all the strange
and wonderful ingredients
really come together.
And when you get
the chemistry just right.
I could not do this...
any of this by myself.
And I really don't want to.
So...
Will y'all help me?
No, I, uh, I have $48,
which is--
that's really not a lot,
but it's yours, Amber.
And you can have
my next paycheck, too.
-You know what, me too.
-You know, I got some money.
I just gotta figure out
where the hell I buried it.
Money's just like
a social construct,
so I guess you can catch
some of mine or whatever.
You're not gonna pay the loan
back with a few extra bucks.
Well, not with that attitude,
fancy pants.
I got a 20 up in my bra
and a couple 50s
swimming around
in my panties.
-They're all for you, Amber.
-Oh, yeah.
-MAN: I can toss a few bucks in.
-I stand behind you, Amber.
Count me in, too.
[Fred moans]
-Thank you, Fred!
-The hell did he just say?
Do you think this is
gonna convince me?
Hey, Bank!
Man!
Look at her!
Look who you're trying
to take a brewery from!
She's an angel!
She also brews
pretty damn good beer!
Give Guzzlers
a little bit more time
to pay back the loan, man.
-[crowd murmurs in agreement]
-She's good for it.
Have a heart.
Hey, Rich.
Y-Yeah?
Why don't you join us
for a beer?
[crowd murmurs in agreement]
WOMAN: Aw, come on!
Really?
Me?
Yeah.
Sure.
What do you usually order?
Well...
I don't know.
Nobody's ever really
asked me that before.
Well, that's okay.
Why don't you
give this one a try?
Uh...
Well, maybe...
I can offer an extension
to the loan.
-Oh, my God!
-Yeah!
Yeah!
[cheers and applause]
Yeah!
And free beers on the house!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no!
Just the first one!
First beer free!
Yay!
[cheers and applause]
That's really generous!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
And the rest...
are on me!
Yeah!
[Hold Me by Red Light Cameras]
This party,
it's all right
This DJ's vi-i-i-bing
you and me
I'm digging your hand
on my waist
And everything
you're saying
Come on, baby,
no convincing me...
Thank you.
Hold me close,
don't ever let me go
Take your time with me,
just go slow
Oh, oh, oh, oh...
-Pretty good, player.
-It is, it is.
It's good, Samuel Madison.
Done-- you've done good.
I do believe...
that should go on the menu.
Officer, what time
does that train leave?
Right now!
Woo-woo!
I'm on it!
Woo-woo!
Woo-woo-woo!
Wugga-wugga-wugga!
Choo-choo!
[Samuel clears throat]
AMBER: Why, hello.
Howdy.
-Nice place.
-Hey, thanks.
I just remembered,
I actually owe you something.
-Indeed you do.
-Yeah, that's, uh...
-[sniffs]
-Smell good?
-Mmm, very good.
-Yeah.
Victory.
You don't have to gloat.
Thank you
for all of that.
Oh...
I didn't really do anything.
Just followed your advice.
Maybe I should be
the professional consultant.
I know of a big law firm
in New York
that's probably looking
for someone.
Are you not taking that job?
Nah, I decided
I'd try staying somewhere
for a little while
just to see how it feels.
I think you might enjoy it.
And also, you know,
it's looking like
you're gonna have
a lot more business
in the near future,
so you probably need
a little bit of help
around here, and--
I... think we could
find you something.
Oh, thank you.
That was my last $10.
Um...
And also, uh...
I really wanted
to tell you that...
I've been falling in love w--
Hey!
You want a beer?
Do I?
Sure.
-Um, yeah.
-You were saying?
I, um--
what was I saying?
Something about
falling in love.
Before I was
very rudely interrupted,
but before that I was--
oh, yes.
I am in love with, um...
this beer.
-Oh, is that so?
-Yeah.
Just such a gorgeous... beer.
Especially in this light.
[sniffs]
I love how it smells.
And, um, I love just
how the beer does...
funky little dances
while it's making other beer.
And, uh, pretty much
everything I love in a beer.
I see.
And, um, the more
I think about it--
and I have really, really,
really been thinking
about it a lot.
The beer.
Like, recently,
pretty much night and day.
And, um, I really love every--
literally everything
about the beer.
I'm the beer, right?
[dramatic music]
BOTH: Oh!
-[2-pop beep]
-That's right.
[upbeat rock music]
-[2-pop beep]
-But the brewery's doing great.
-It's doing fine!
-[crew laughs in background]
Samuel Madison.
Pleasure.
Oh, yeah?
Like the shitty beer?
-[2-pop beep]
-This one for the road.
That's the wrong side
of the knife.
I look like an idiot.
[2-pop beep]
Oh!
Oh!
[mumbles indistinctly]
-[2-pop beep]
-Just gonna rewind.
What?
The rewind bit was a bit
for the camera.
ALEX: Sorry.
Oh, I apologize.
And then after I said it,
I thought,
"Everyone's gonna think
I meant that as Kennedy."
-[2-pop beep]
-MAN: Milk!
And kindly take
your tailored suit
and your shiny hair
right back to--
I hate this take already.
-[2-pop beep]
-Foul!
MAN: Take it back to what?
-[2-pop beep]
-He loves...
kicking buckets.
He's taking a long nap.
Sounds like
a lazy piece of sh*t.
-[2-pop beep]
-ALEX: Oh, my God.
f*cking alpaca.
Union alpaca.
-ALEX: He's on a five.
-STEVEN: Yeah.
[2-pop beep]
Frappe the beer
Frappe in the beer,
here he comes
Look at him frappe,
frappe, frappe
[Steven scatting]
He's foaming it up,
oh, oh
[both vocalizing]
Stop staring at the hole
in my pants.
SAMUEL: It's right--
Ambs, he's staring
at my peepee!
SAMUEL: Do you own underwear?
MAN: All right,
cut it there.
[laughter]
[2-pop beep]
[2-pop beep]
[mimics slow-motion shouting]
Aah!
[2-pop beep]
[mumbling]
Oh, my God.
[moaning]
Oh!
-Why did nobody yell cut?!
-[crew laughter]
Why did nobody yell cut?
[2-pop beep]
[Hopeless Valentine
by dazeychain]
Here we go again
You'd think by now
I'd know better
Locked in my head,
romanticizing forever
Last love I found,
knees met the ground
And all my roses died
Swore I was through,
but looking at you
I think I'd change my mind
Yeah, let's fall in love
for the fun of it
Diving headfirst
into all of it
Oh, what a rush
looking into your eyes
Playing it off like
it's different this time
Let's break our own hearts
for the fun of it
One look and I'm dying
to run the risk
I'll live in your head
for the rest of your life
Oh, won't you be
my hopeless Valentine?
My God, don't we
look good together?
I should be running away,
but so what, whatever
Oh, oh
Last love I found,
knees met the ground
And all my roses died
Swore I was through,
but looking at you
I think I'd change my mind
Yeah, let's fall in love
for the fun of it
Diving headfirst
into all of it
Oh, what a rush
looking into your eyes
Playing it off like
it's different this time
Let's break our own hearts
for the fun of it
One look and I'm dying
to run the risk
I'll live in your head
for the rest of your life
Oh, won't you be
my hopeless Valentine?
Oh, won't you be
my hopeless Valentine?
Oh, won't you be
my hopeless Valentine?
You're a bad idea
Oh, but every time
I see ya
All reason and logic
Cut their losses
Yeah, let's fall in love
for the fun of it
Diving headfirst
into all of it
Oh, what a rush
looking into your eyes
Playing it off like
it's different this time
Let's break our own hearts
for the fun of it
One look and I'm dying
to run the risk
I'll live in your head
for the rest of your life
Oh, won't you be
my hopeless Valentine?
Oh, won't you be
my hopeless Valentine?
Oh, won't you be
my hopeless Valentine?
[Fire by Red Light Cameras]
Fi-i-i-i-i-ire
Fi-i-ire
Fi-i-i-i-ire, yeah
Give me a lighter
I want your
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