01x13 - Night Mutants/Chunk Beastknuckles

[bunniefuu]

Whoo.

Flirty, feisty and fragrant,
Passiflora incarnata .

Or passion flower
to the layman.

How, Chip, how do
you know all these?

What is life without
flowers, Larry?

Mm.

If it isn't the duchess
of midnight herself.

Ducissa noctis. [sniffing]

Delonix regia.

[chuckles] You flamboyant lad.

Whoa. It's beautiful, Chip.

-You know, you always say
you're the toughest...
-Check.

-Baddest...
-Check.

Meanest man alive.

Check again.

But I never knew
you were so sensitive.

Hey, there's nothing
sensitive about me.

You're wearing bell socks.

[Chip] They're weighted
anklets.

Hmm.

I think weighted anklets
could be--

-Whoa!
-Larry!

Don't worry.
I got you.

Thanks, Chip.

Yip Yip. You dumb bums
ruined my... Gah!

[gasps]

-My idol turned rival,
Nils Vulfen.
-You!

What are you doing here?

We're flower pressing
in Chip's diary.

No, it's not a diary.

What are you doing here,
Nilsss?

[sighs] When fickle sea
had her fill of Nils,

she flung me from her feet
to deserted isle.

[gasping]

Uh, this island
isn't deserted.

Hello.

And on this untamed rock,
I spend my lonely days

setting traps in search
of its greatest hunt.

The apex predator.

[whispering] Let's go.

Sorry. The apex predator?

-Yes, the toughest...
-Check.

-Meanest...
-Check.

Baddest creature
on the island.

That's a triple check.

If it is an apex predator you
seek, you're looking at him.

[scoffs]

Huh? Hey, wait up!

Yip, yip.

Come on, hunt me.

What? Too scared to find out?

Hunt me.

Hunt me!

Help me! Help me!

Help me!

[whimpering]

[sniffing] Come on.

Why not hunt me?

Why won't you hunt me?

Good heavens, okay, okay.

I hunt you. All right.
Just stop making scene.

Big mistake.

I wasn't ready!

[sarcastically] Oh,
what surprise.

You're not apex predator.

[laughs heartily]

Hi, Doctor Lullah.

And what do you think
you're doing?

I need something that will
transform me into the apex
predator of this island. Stat.

Well, you came
to the right place.

I have two DNA splices. But
you can't use either of them.

You came to the wrong place.

What? Why?

They're single use.

[whining] Come on,
splice my DNA.

Why won't you splice me?

Ugh! Okay. Okay.

Just stop!

Ugh! You are such a baby.

Come on, follow me.

Yes!

Be my guest.

Thanks.

[computer control]
New bio detected.

Let's see here.

-Teeth of a Jaguar.
-[computer control]
Jaguar teeth added.

[gasps] Creepy.

Claw of an armadillo,
nose of a snake.

But Chip, your nose
is a special
flower smelling nose.

And don't snakes smell
with their tongues?

Flower nose is going bye-bye.
To beat Nils,
I gotta go beyond Chip.

Ooh, neck of a horse.

Are you sure
you have to do this?

[electronic beeps and noises]

Hit the button.

[buzzer sounds]

[computer control]
DNA splicing activated.

[various animal noises]

[computer control]
Splice complete.

[growling]

[gasping] Duchess of midnight!

Whoo, not bad, not apex.

But we're cooking, yeah?

[hippo rumbling]

Huh?

Ooh!

What are you?

h*, h*, h*!

[hippo rumbling]

The beast is close.

Wha...?

No!

It cannot be.

[growls]

Is that the Chip Babyhands?

[laughs heartily]

You laugh,
but I can smell your fear.

[hisses]

No, no, no.

You can change your body,
but you'll always be
baby Chippy.

[roaring]

Take me seriously!

Yip, yip.

Too slow.

[scoffs] Not good enough.

Eat eggs!

Time out!

[groans]

Give it up, Nils.

What? You think you're
the big cheese now?

[screaming]

Oops. I guess I won.

Hello. Hi.

How are you?

Larry! I won. [laughs]
I'm the apex predator.

Hear me, Island!

I am your ruthless sovereign.

Chip Manhands is no more.

Call me, Chunk Beast Knuckles!

[roaring]

[neighing]

[neighs]

So, Chip, I mean, Chunk.

I know you're an
apex predator now, but

can we still have
our flower fun times?

Sorry, Larry.

It appears that all I can
do now is destroy,
and no one can stop me.

[expl*si*n]

I think we've been robbed.

[growling]

Oh, Chippy...

Why didn't you tell me
about the DNA splicer?

Nils Vulfen?

No. Now I am Kills!
Kills MegaVulfen!

[roaring]

[squawking]

Well, I beat you.

So I'm the apex predator now,
and I'm gonna go...

You are nothing!

Before, I play little game.

But now I hunt you for real.

[roaring]

No!

Chip may have feared you,
but Chunk Beastknuckles
doesn't run!

Aw, what's wrong, Chimp?

Take this!

[laughs]

Huh?

Now for the main course.

[screams]

No, not the bellis perennis,
daisies to the layman.

[screams]

Shh.

[Nils] Where'd you go,
babyhands?

I'm done for.

I'm no apex predator.

I'm the opposite.
Convex prey?

You're right, Chip.

He's meaner than you.

He's tougher than you.

He's the baddest thing
on the island.

[groans]
I just said that, Larry.

But you're more sensitive
and emotional

than he could ever imagine.
You've got to stop pretending

to be something you're not.

And start being Chip.

[hisses] Ducissa Noctis.

I understand.

Chippy, oh Chippy,
where do you hide?

Hey, Nils.

What is this?

Um, the Duchess of Midnight?

Larry, the flower
didn't do anything.

Is this what you meant?

[Larry] I'm not sure
what I meant.

Any last words?

Chumpy cheesy hands.

[crying] Stop hunting me,
please!

Please stop hunting me!

What are you doing?

I'll do anything!
Please stop hunting me!

Okay, calm down.
I won't hunt you.

-Really?
-Yes, just stop.

I go find island
that's truly deserted.

Yip, yip.

Yeah, Chip, you won!

You know what? You're right.

I may not be the island's
apex predator, but my
pathetic wailing

did defeat the apex predator,
which makes me the apex baby.

Hunt me, don't hunt me.

When I was young,
when you said hunt me--

Hey, Chunk!

Chunk?

-Hey, Larry.
-Chip, You're back to normal.

I molted. But I don't know
if I am back to the same
old Chip.

What do you mean?

Chunk Beast Knuckles
and Chip Manhands is no more.

From now on, you can
call me by my real name.

-Chip Flowerbaby Tender Touch.
-Wow, I don't like that.

Yeah, I'll probably just
go back to Manhands.

I tell ya, it was
fun to be strong,

but I sure was tired
of laying all those eggs.

[Larry] I thought you'd have
been a good mommy.

[giggles]

[neighs]