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05x20 - Baby Crib Caper/Here's Looking at You, Kid

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Puppy Dog Pals". Aired: April 14, 2017 – January 20, 2023.*
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Bingo and Rolly, two pug puppy brothers who have fun traveling around their neighborhood and the world when their owner Bob leaves home.

05x20 - Baby Crib Caper/Here's Looking at You, Kid

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[THEME SONG PLAYING]

[BARKING]

[SINGING] Bingo and Rolly
Couple of puppies


They bark and chase and chew

[BARKING]

And there's a guy named Bob
who makes up inventions


A couple puppies can use

But when Bob's away

See you later, pups!

The pups will play

On a mission 'round the world
Tryin' to save the day


Pup-pup-pup
Puppy Dog Pals


[BARKING]

Pup-pup-pup
Puppy Dog Pals


[BARKING]

[RECORD SCRATCHING]

Pup-pup-pup
Puppy Dog Pals


[BARKING]

Pup-pup-pup
Puppy Dog Pals


[BARKING]

BINGO AND ROLLY: "Baby Crib Caper."

My puppy nose tells me
that your toy is right under here!

-[TOY SQUEAKS]
-[HISSY YELPS]

-What's happening?
-Sorry, Hissy.

We're playing treasure hunt and I found
a chew toy under your sofa cushion.

That's why this cushy was so lumpy.

[SIGHS]

Everybody ready to hunt for more treasure?

I love treasure.

Just don't make it a chew toy.

It's pretty hard to compete with
the chew master over there.

[TOY SQUEAKING]

Chew is what I do.

I don't think anyone can be more excited
that Rolly is right now.

Hooray! Goo-goo ga-ga gears!

I'm so excited.

-I take that back.
-Bob's excited.

Did he find a chew toy, too?

[BARKING]

I finally found the perfect crib
for the baby.

The Lullaby Crib 4000.

LOLLIE: Powee wowee.

Now that's a crib!

BOB: Looky there. It has wheels,
changes into a kid's bed

and plays lullabies? Huh!

-Oh, I can't wait to surprise Ana with it.
-[LULLABY PLAYING]

All I have to do is call and order one.

Hello, baby crib store?

I'd like to order the Lullaby Crib 4000
for delivery.

[MUFFLED CHATTER OVER PHONE]

You're all sold out? [GASPS]

And you don't expect to get any more?

Ever?

Ah! [GROANS]

Oh. Okay. Bye.

[SIGHS]

First, Bob was super duper
extra overly excited

about the Lullaby Crib 4000.

And now he is super duper
extra overly bummed.

[SIGHS DEEPLY]

Maybe my chew toy will cheer up Bob.

Here you go, Bob, feel better.

-Thanks, Rolly. Huh.
-[SQUEAKING]

It's working!

[WHIMPERS]

Spoke too soon.

Got to find another crib.

But it won't be as nifty as
the Lullaby Crib 4000.

I really wanted to surprise Ana with it.

Pow and wow!

Not even a chew toy can cheer up Bob?

This is a pet problem.

A pet problem that we can solve.
With a mission!

We're going to find a Lullaby Crib 4000
for Bob so he can surprise Ana.

Whoo-hoo!

Good luck, pets.
I'll be rooting for you in my dreams.

[YAWNS]

It's almost nap time so I'm going to stay.

But here was good luck boops for all.

Boop, boop. Beep-bop.

Boo-be-de-boop.

Thanks, Lollie.
Okay, mission pets, let's move.

Where, oh, where can be find
a Lullaby Crib 4000 for Bob?

Let's put our heads together.
Maybe we'll come up with an idea.

ALL: Hmm...

Ooh. Ooh!

How about we search the grocery store?
They seem to have everything.

Even a baby aisle.

An aisle where they sell babies?

[ROLLY LAUGHING]

It's an aisle that has stuff for babies.

Oh!

Let's get to that grocery store.

Okay, first we need to find
the baby aisle.

Then, hopefully, we can find
the Lullaby Crib 4000 for Bob.

Follow me. I know this grocery store
like the back of my paw.

[EXCLAIMS] What's that? Christmas kibble?

Festive. Okay, this way!

We are at the baby aisle. I see baby food,
baby sippy cups, baby diapers.

But I don't see any baby cribs.

Maybe this isn't the place to find
the Lullaby Crib 4000 after all.

[WHIMPERS]

Don't mean to interrupt.

But I hear some sad puppy sounds.
The name is Bernice.

Is everything okay?

As a matter of fact, Bernice, it is not.

We're trying to find
the Lullaby Crib 4000 for our human.

Oh, how cute!

Is your human a wittle-wittle baby?

Actually, he's a fully grown adult man.

Oh. Okay, well, I suppose everybody
should have the kind of bed they want.

I just went all over this store
with my human, no cribs around.

Well, thanks for...
I'm not sure what to thank you for.

But it sure was nice meeting you, Bernice.

Hmm. Have you pets
tried looking at a yard sale?

Yard sale? We don't need a yard for Bob.

We need a crib. Remember?

Silly puppy. Yard sales have
all kinds of stuff people want to sell.

Oh!

Maybe the crib
you're looking for is there.

Thanks, Bernice!

So silly.

ROLLY: Ooh-la-la!

I love yard sales.

Where are you, Lullaby Crib 4000?

Whoa! What the...

And I am trapped.

I got you, puppy bro. Hi-yah!

My hero.

There's nothing here for babies
at this yard sale.

What about this?

[BINGO LAUGHING]

I bet a baby would love this hat.

[SINGSONG] Hello, mission pets!

I saw you from way up there
and it got me wondering.

What in the world
are those pets doing at a yard sale?

Looking for a used pair of shoes,
an old lamp?

We're looking for the Lullaby Crib 4000.

Bob wants to have one
so he can give it to Ana as a surprise.

Well, I know a spot
with the most baby stuff

I've ever seen in one place.

[SINGSONG] The Baby Expo!

What's a baby expo?

It's a huge room
filled with all kinds of baby stuff.

A huge room filled with baby stuff?

We're sure to find
the Lullaby Crib 4000 there.

Thanks, Jonathan.

Mission pets, let's expo.

Toodle-oo. Hope you find that crib.

Now I am thinking my nest
needs a new cable knit sweater.

[DOGS STRAINING]

The doors to the Baby Expo won't open.

What's the deal?

I see a huge room
but it's completely empty.

No baby stuff whatsoever.

We missed it.

That can't be. It's impossible.

We need that Lullaby Crib 4000!

Did I... Was that...

You did. That was the Lullaby Crib 4000.
Come on!

ALL: Whoa!

I didn't expect the Lullaby Crib 4000
to be so nifty.

It's even niftier
than I thought it would be.

Yeah, too bad no one at the Baby Expo
thought it was nifty.

Nobody bought it.

But... But it's a Lullaby Crib 4000.

Who wouldn't want that beaut?

It would be a beaut but my human
couldn't sell it

'cause it has
a big ugly scratch right here.

Is it me or is that a tiny scratch?

This here is what we call in the biz
"damaged goods."

That's why my human's leaving it here
for anyone who wants it. [CHUCKLES]

But why anyone would want this
is beyond me.

We want it.

We've been looking for
the Lullaby Crib 4000 for Bob.

And Bob is good at fixing things.

He can fix that scratch in a cinch.

If your Bob can fix
this gargantuan scratch...

[WHISPERS] Still looks small to me.

...then your Bob must be amazing.

-He is.
-He's pretty amazing.

Well, this crib's all yours
if you want it.

Thanks, Peaches. You are a peach.

[CHUCKLES]

See what I did there?

Better be going, huh? My human's here now.

At long last!
We found the Lullaby Crib 4000!

[SINGING] The Lullaby Crib 4000
It's a new parents' dream


The Lullaby Crib 4000
It can do most anything


That baby needs place to rest

So we tracked down the best

The Lullaby Crib 4000

-Want to see what it does?
-Yes!

It's got wheels

So you can move it around

It's got speakers
that make soothing sounds


Transforms into a big kid bed

And it shouldn't be a surprise

That the Lullaby Crib 4000...

Plays lullabies!

-[LULLABY PLAYING]
-BINGO AND ROLLY: Aw.

[ALL VOCALIZING]

That baby is going to do some snoozing

BINGO: The best new thing in our house is

-The Lullaby
-The Lullaby Crib 4000


Oh, yeah!

4000, whoo!

Ah. Such a lovely crib.

It sure is. Let's take this
lovely Lullaby Crib 4000 back home.

[ALL STRAINING]

Made it to the top of this hill.

I just need to rest here for a sec.

[EXCLAIMS] Baby's rolling away!

[SCREAMING]

Phew. It's okay. No harm done.

BUSTER: It's broken!

Why, oh, why we have failed this
ever so important mission?

[WAILING]

-It's not broken.
-Remember, it transforms.

Voilà! The Lullaby Crib 4000.

Oh. Great. It transforms.

All right, mission pets,
let's get this crib back to Bob.

[ALL STRAINING]

Phew! We're lull-a-back home, baby.

[ROLLY SIGHS]

And good thing. I don't think
I could push this crib an inch further.

Then let's go tell Bob where to find it.

[SLURPING]

[SIGHS]

Still haven't found another crib
as nifty as the Lullaby Crib 4000.

[BARKING]

Hey, pet pals.
What's all the barking about?

Is someone at the door?

Great lullaby gears! Whee-hee!

The baby store must have found
an extra Lullaby Crib 4000

and had it delivered. Ha-ha!

Oh.

There's a tiny, tiny scratch.

Well, that's easy to fix!

[CHUCKLES]

[DOGS CHUCKLE]

Oh, Bob, what's the big surprise?

[CHUCKLES] You're about to see.

[BARKING]

Right now!

[GASPS]

Oh, Bob, it's just want I wanted
for our baby.

I knew she'd love it.

That crib really is a lovely surprise.

Nice work, mission pets.

Look, it has wheels,
changes into a kid's bed

and plays lullabies.

Listen.

[LULLABY PLAYING]

Oh...

That sleepy lullaby makes me want to...

I call that the sweet sound of a...

ALL: Mission accomplished!

That's right, you nifty mission pets,
that's right. High paw.

BINGO AND ROLLY:
"Here's Looking At You, Kid."

Bob sure is happy today.

Yep.

Heya, pets, I hope you're all excited.

Because our baby is being delivered today.

Ha-ha!

[GASPS] The baby is being delivered today
in the mail?

I've never been this excited for mail.

Yeah, but how's the baby
going to fit through there?

Ah! You're going to be
great big brothers and sisters.

See you later, doggie dudes!

I'm gonna wait right here
for the mail lady.

That baby should be delivered here
any minute now.

Bingo! I see the mail lady.

Called it.

-DOGS: Hi, mail lady!
-Hi!

Hi, you cuties, here's your mail.

Uh... Where's the baby?

Do you think Bob and Ana's baby
is in one of there envelopes?

[CHUCKLES]

Rolly, you're just pushing
the envelope now.

Besides, a baby is much bigger
than a little letter.

[OLIVIA CHITTERING]

[GASPS] Good thinking, sister.

Olivia thinks the mail lady
might have left the baby outside

like she does with bigger mail.

Oh, no, the baby's not out here, either.

What do we do, Bingo?

There's only one thing to do, brother.

We've got a mission to find the baby
for Bob and Ana.

Okay, you pups look for the baby.
I'll stay here with Olivia

just in case there is another delivery
that's running late.

Good idea, Hissy. Now let's get going.
It's mission time, baby.

[SINGING] Let's go!

On your bark, get ready, got a lot to do

It's going to be an awesome adventure

We're super duper extra overly excited

To be going on a mission
Going on a mission


Five, four, three, two, one

[LULLABY PLAYING]

[WAILING]

BOTH: Let's go!

Ba, ba, ba-ba, ba, ba

We're going on a mission
Going on a mission


Ba, ba, ba-ba, ba, ba

We're going on a mission
Going on a mission


LOLLIE: Where do we look
for the baby first?

Hmm. Remember that time
the mail lady delivered

Bob's clam costume
to our neighbor's house by mistake?

Maybe she left the baby
at the wrong place, too.

Then let's ask our neighbors
if anyone found a baby in the mail.

-I sure love getting mail in the mail.
-What's in the box?

The Bedazzlator 2 point-oh-yeah!

You pups want some sparkle?

Heh. No, thanks. We better go.

[CLEARS THROAT] Nougat dear,

could you please stop
digging so much dirt?

Sorry, Roxy,
didn't see a baby in the mail earlier,

so I was checking in the dirt. [SNORTS]

If the baby's not in your mail,
then we better keep searching. Thanks.

Ah. Good day.

A baby mailed to the junkyard?
Babies don't belong in junkyards.

We've searched the whole neighborhood

and can't find
where their baby was delivered.

Why don't you check puppy Playcare?

Don't Bob and Ana sometimes get
packages mailed there?

Ooh! Smart thinking, Cindy. Thanks.

[CHUCKLES]

Those pups and their missions,
it never gets old.

Leo, Buster, we have a question.

Shh.

No distractions, please.

Leo and Buster are in mission training.

We're working on our balance.

Whoa!

So we don't trip while we are on missions.

So what's the mission, pups?

Bob said the baby
was being delivered today.

But the mail lady
didn't bring one to our house.

We wanted to ask if the baby
got delivered here to Playcare.

Sorry. I didn't see any
when the mail arrived earlier.

Also, Darius, Grace and Grandma
are running Playcare

because Ana is not here.
She left for the baby delivery.

She left?

Ana will be so disappointed when she finds
that the baby wasn't delivered.

Why don't you check the post office?

D'oh! The post office!
Why didn't we think of that earlier?

You pets have gone from mission students
to mission masters.

Aw, shucks!

Thanks for your help.

BOTH: Bye! Whoa!

ROLLY: Here's a post office.
Let's see if the baby is inside.

The baby was not inside.

What do we do now?

That petting zoo at the farm
was so much fun! Wasn't it, Frank?

It sure was, Esther.

And the new baby kid that got delivered
there today was so cute.

[CHUCKLING]

Did you hear that? A new baby kid
was delivered to the farm today.

That might be Bob and Ana's baby kid.
Let's go there now.

All these people
must be here to see the kid.

Better get a closer look.

Oh! That kid is so cute.

[GOAT BLEATING]

That sounds like a baby crying.
That's got to be Bob and Ana's baby.

That's not Bob and Ana's baby,
that's a baby goat.

Kid. Right, I forgot.
Baby goats are called kids.

Ugh! That kid's a real cutie.

But I'm worried about Bob and Ana's baby.

What if we never find our sibling?

[SOBBING]

What's with all the crying, Rolly?

-Hi, Cupcake and Rufus.
-Hello there.

Has your human been taking photos
of that cute baby kid

instead of you all day, too? [SCOFFS]

Actually, Bob and Ana's baby
was supposed to be delivered today.

But we can't find it anywhere.

We thought the new baby kid
here might be Bob and Ana's baby.

But it turns out it's just a baby goat.

Silly puppies.

Human babies are usually delivered
at hospitals not farms.

I bet your kid is there.

A hospital? Who would have thought?
Thanks for your help, Cupcake. Bye.

Rufus, you and I
ought to get mission collars

for helping out these puppies
on their missions so much.

Yeah.

-[BLEATS]
-[SHRIEKS]

Oh, I hope Bob and Ana's baby isn't sick.

It's okay, brother,
the hospital isn't only for sick people.

-It's also for baby deliveries.
-[BABY CRYING]

And I hear a baby crying right now.

Let's see where that crying
is coming from. Come on.

They crying is coming from in here.

ROLLY: [GASPS] Four babies!

Maybe one of them belongs to Bob and Ana.

-Nope.
-Nothing over here.

Huh?

[GASPS] You guys.

Bob and Ana's baby.

[GIGGLING]

[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

[SINGING] Didn't know
we would feel like this


I am so happy

I could shout for joy

But these babies are napping.

You're everything we'd hoped you'd be

ALL: Welcome

To the family

Welcome to the family

We all can't wait
to get to know you better


I know we'll have some wild adventures

'Cause sisters and brothers
always stick together


Just you wait and see

Welcome to the family

Welcome

To the family

Oh, I could stare at this little cutie
all day, Bingo, all day.

Me, too, brother.
But we better get him to Bob and Ana.

Hey, guys, this baby's got wheels.
So let's push him to Bob and Ana.

Good thinking, Lollie.

-I can't wait to bring this baby home.
-Me neither, B-dawg.

I'm going to give this little guy
so many boops.

Oh And I'm going to show him
my stick collection,

teach him how to play fetch

and tell him to always bring
an old sock on missions.

I always feel better
when I'm carrying an old sock.

Oh, no, the baby's getting away.
We got to catch that crib.

[COOS]

[GASPS] How did you land up out here?

[GIGGLES]

This baby belongs to Bob and Ana.

I'll take you to them, little one.

Let's make sure that nurse gets
our new brother to Bob and Ana. Come on!

Why is the nurse stopping here?

[GASPS] There's Bob and Ana!
They must have come here for the delivery.

Great generational gears. [CHUCKLES]

ALL: Aw!

Aren't new babies the best?

Yeah, that's our little brother.

He sure is a cutie pie.

I'm Lizzie.
I help patients here at the hospital.

You know, delivering a baby is hard work.

New parents and the baby
need a lot of rest afterward.

Why don't you pups wait at home
for Bob, Ana and your little brother?

Good idea, Lizzie.
We should let them rest.

Pups, we got the baby delivered
to Bob and Ana,

so I call this a mission accomplished.
High paw!

[HISSY GASPS]

Bob, Ana and the baby are home!

Boy, oh, boy, ARF cannot wait to meet
ARF's baby brother.

Yay!

[BARKING]

ALL: Hi, Bob. Hi, Ana. Hi, baby!

Yips and wiggles, what a warm welcome.

Pets, I'd like you to meet
your new baby brother...

Bob Junior.

[BABBLES]

ALL: Aw!

[BARKING]

[BOB JUNIOR BABBLING]

Rolly, we've been on so many
great missions together,

but I think this was
our greatest mission of all.

Me, too, brother, me, too.

[CRYING]

Suffering side orders of seaweed salad,
where did I put the pacifier?

-Here? No. Pacifier. Where is it?
-[GIGGLING]

You thinking what I am thinking, brother?

Well, if you're thinking of going
on a mission

to find Bob Junior's pacifier,
then, yeah, Bingo, I am!

[CHUCKLES]

I guess a mission pup's job is never done.

Now, let's puppy dog do this!

BOTH: Let's go!

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[BARKING]

[BARKING]

[RECORD SCRATCHING]

[BARKING]

[BARKING]