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05x04 - Family Pet Picture Day/Cat Park

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Puppy Dog Pals". Aired: April 14, 2017 – January 20, 2023.*
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Bingo and Rolly, two pug puppy brothers who have fun traveling around their neighborhood and the world when their owner Bob leaves home.

05x04 - Family Pet Picture Day/Cat Park

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[THEME SONG PLAYING]

[BARKING]

[SINGING] Bingo and Rolly
Couple of puppies


They bark and chase and chew

[BARKING]

And there's a guy named Bob
Who makes up inventions


A couple puppies can use

But when Bob's away

See you later, pups!

The pups will play

On a mission around the world
Tryin' to save the day


Pup-pup-pup

Puppy Dog Pals

[BARKING]

Pup-pup-pup

Puppy Dog Pals

[BARKING]

[RECORD SCRATCHING]

Pup-pup-pup

Puppy Dog Pals

[BARKING]

Pup-pup-pup

Puppy Dog Pals

[BARKING]

[BARKING]

BINGO AND ROLLY:
Family Pet Picture Day.

BINGO: Okay, pups.

Is everyone ready for
family pet picture day?

I love family pet picture day.

Once a year,
Ana takes special pictures

of pets and their families.

And what do we need to have
in order to take amazing pictures

with our family?

A camera? Three-point lighting?

That is true, Rolly, and also?

Big smiles!

Exactly!

So, let's practice our biggest smiles.

Cheese!

Cheese!

Cheese!

Now even bigger smiles!

Cheese!

Cheese!

[ALL LAUGH]

-You look silly.
-So do you.

'Scuse me, cutie puptooties.

Just gotta set up this backdrop

for the family pet pictures Ana's taking.

You know, for all the... [GRUNTS]

...families and... [GRUNTS]

...pets here at... [GRUNTS]

Whoa!

...Playcare today.

[ANA LAUGHS]

Yips and wiggles.

Our pets look so cute
in their matching bow ties.

I'm glad Darius had the idea
for us to all wear them.

Ha! It's fun!

-[CHUCKLES]
-DARIUS: Hey-hey.

Buster and Leo are ready
for their close-ups.

The name's Leo. Kitty Cat Leo.

Oh, Darius. Where's your bow tie?

Busted Bunsen burners.

I must've left it back at the house.

But everyone's supposed to wear
a bow tie for the picture.

Darius was so excited about it.

So were Bob and Ana.

BOB: Not to worry, Darius.

I'll walk home with you to get it.

Thanks, Uncle Bob.

And I'll take everyone else's

family pet pictures
till you fellas get back.

Now, stay clean, you goofs.

This is our first picture
with Aunt Ana and Uncle Bob.

I'd love to send it to my parents.

They're away for work right now

studying ocean animals and coral reefs.

I have a picture of them,

but they don't have a picture of me
with all of you.

But after today, they will.

Just gotta get my bow tie first.

Did you hear Darius?

He wants to make sure
that Leo and Buster stay clean.

That almost sounds like a mission
if it weren't so simple.

They're already clean.

How are you so dirty already?

It's a gift.

[SCOFFS] But wait.

If we're dirty, then we're not clean!

Yeah, so... Oh, no!

Darius wanted us to stay clean
for our pictures

so he can send it to his parents.

Now our mission
is to get you both clean

before Bob and Darius get back.

I know how to get clean.

When we're dirty,
Bob just gives us a bath,

so maybe we can give them a bath, too.

Yay! I love baths!

Especially bubble baths!

Eh... I don't like water baths,

so I'll just give myself a cat bath.

Ew! [COUGHS]

Oh, too much dirt! Blegh!

Leo, if a cat bath isn't gonna work,

then a water bath
is what we'll have to do.

We'll take you both
to the grooming area for baths.

As much as I enjoy a good splash,

I'll stay here with Ana. Good luck, guys.

Okey-dokey, let's hurry.

Bubble bath time, baby.

[GRUNTS]

It's a wonder you didn't get
your bow ties dirty.

Go ahead and jump on in, Leo.

Thanks, but no thanks.

Cats hate water,
and baths are full of water.

You guys could try
using dry pet shampoo.

Dry pet shampoo? What's that?

That's what Chloe uses on me
when we're in a hurry

and have no time for a bath.

Beatrice sometimes uses it
on me and Rufus, too.

No water necessary.

No water necessary?

It's your lucky day, Leo.

Yeah! That's purr-fect for me.

Let's get you
some dry pet shampoo, Leo.

You're welcome to use mine.

It's in the laundry room at my house.

I'd help, but I already
promised Cupcake

I'd help groom her
for her family pet picture!

What can I say?

Beatrice wanted our family
to wear crazy sporting outfits

and have wild hair.

Cool, right?

I mean, if you're into that sorta thing.

I am.

Now, let's get to Keia's house

and find that dry pet shampoo.

I'll race you there.

[GIGGLING]

Wh... Whoa!

[GRUNTS]

See the dry pet shampoo up there, fellas?

Hmm.

This has gotta be it.

BUSTER: Yeah. It has a picture
of a cat and dog on it.

Let's grab it and go.

In the words of Keia, "And done!"

Ah, it feels so good to be clean!

Uh, will you tell him or should I?

Um, Leo, I don't know how,

but you look dirtier than before.

I mean, I love the sparkly look,

but that's not what we're going for.

Wow. I'm better at getting dirty
than I thought.

But I need to be clean right now.

Let's call Keia and see if we're using
this dry shampoo the right way.

Oh!

You must've grabbed
the glittery hair gel by accident.


Will I glitter forever?

You should listen to Keia,
she's pretty cool.

Not forever.

Unfortunately, the dry pet shampoo
won't be able to clean you now


'cause it only works on dirt, not glitter.

[GROANS] I'm never gonna get clean.

I'm unclean!

You could take a quick shower

in my tree house sprinkler to wash it off.

But that means wa...

Wa... Wa... Wa...

Water.

But cats hate water.

Sorry. It's the only way
to get that glittery hair gel off.


[CUPCAKE CLEARS THROAT]

I've gotta go.

Cupcake's hair
isn't gonna swoop itself.


BINGO: Thanks for the help, Keia.

Leo, it looks like

you're gonna have to
face your fear of water.

It's not that I'm afraid of water,

'cause I'm not afraid of nothin'.

Well, maybe I'm a little afraid

Darius will be sad
if I'm not clean for the picture.

We'll figure this out, kitty bro.

Ah! Be careful, Buster.

I don't wanna get you dirty again, too.

I'd take a million, kabillion baths

if it meant I can
make you happy, brother.

Thanks, Buster.

I wanna make Darius feel happy,
just like how I feel right now.

[BOTH GRUNT]

[LAUGHS] Okay.

Bring on the shower!

Just think of this shower like
getting caught in the rain.

Oh, oh. Or like when you knock
a cup of water over,

only you're under it.

Ha! Yeah.

I do love knocking cups over.

Let's kitty cat and...

-...and puppy dog...
-BOTH: ...do this!

LEO: [SINGING]
Shower time

And we're all getting ready

Can't take a picture
With us looking so messy


Cats don't like water

Yeah, that's true

But, Darius, you need us
So I'm here for you


Splishin', splashing

Scrub-a-dubbin'

Oh, the things pets do
For the humans we love


Shower time
And the water is falling


I'm gettin' wet
And I don't like it at all


But with my bro
And good friends by my side


I think I'm gonna get through it all right

ALL: [SINGING]
Splishin', splashing

Scrub-a-dubbin'

Oh, the things pets do
For the humans we love


Wash, wash, wash, wash

Meow

Wash, wash, wash, wash

Meow

Shower time
And we're all getting ready


Can't take a picture
With us looking so messy


Splishin', splashing

Scrub-a-dubbin'

Oh, the things pets do
For the humans we love


This action kitty is clean, baby.

Bowie-wowie! We did it!

And we did it together.

Love ya, puppy bro.

That's how I feel
when we do things together, Bingo.

[VOICE BREAKING] Me, too, Rolly.

ROLLY: And the finishing touch,

your matching bow ties.

Darius is gonna be so happy
when he sees us looking clean

for our family pet picture.

BOTH: [SINGING]
So clean, so clean

[GIGGLES]

Whoa!

[ALL LAUGH]

Now, let's get back to Playcare
before Bob and Darius do.

Oh! Race ya.

[CHUCKLES]

We're on your tail, kitty cat.

Eep! Gotta take a shortcut.

Uh, what's he doing?

Leo loves to take shortcuts.

The dirtier, the better, he always says.

ALL: The dirtier, the better?

Action kitty, activate.

Ha!

Hyah!

[GRUNTING]

Yee-ha!

[GASPS]

[GRUNTS]

LEO: Whoa!

[SCREAMS]

Hmm.

Aw, my baby looks so fabulous!

Um, ex-squeeze me?

I'm not your baby.

Shh! I was talking to my masterpiece.

-[STOMACH GROWLING]
-Ooh. Wow-wee.

My stomach's growlin'.

What do you say we get a snack
before Bob and Darius get back?

Leo! Are you okay?

That was epic.

[ALL GASP]

Argh!

Why'd I have to be so amazing
at getting dirty?

And now I've broken that thing, too?

[GROANS IN DISAPPOINTMENT]

I've ruined everything.

Maybe there's a way to fix it?

What is that saying
you pups are always telling us?

Uh, missy pups forever yup?

Close. It's, "mission pups never give up."

And action kitties, too.

I'm sure we can fix this.

Uh, let's start with this thing.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

And I'll just sweep this dirt over here.

BUSTER: Woo-hoo!

That's done-zo.

Next it's time for this dirty cat
to get clean.

You ready for this?

There's a bath in there,
and baths mean...

Water. Yeah, I know.

And I got this!

Bath time!

Rah!

Hey, Ana!

We're back.

And we got Darius' bow tie.

It's go time for our bow ties!

[CHUCKLES]

Now, we can take
our first picture together,

then send it to my parents, too.

You betcha. I'll get the camera ready.

Hey, fellas. You're just in time.

Wow! I'm so happy to see
you're all still clean.

I'd say that's one

picture-perfect mission accomplished.

I'd say that, too, but you already did.

ALL: High paw!

The camera's ready to go.

Get those smiles ready
and say "Playcare!"

ALL: Playcare!

BOB: Great gears!
DARIUS: Bubblin' beakers!

[RINGS]

[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]

[ALL LAUGHING]

BINGO AND ROLLY: Cat Park.

ALL: [SINGING]
Going to the dog park today

Gonna run around, fetch and play

-[BARKING]
-Great gears!

You pets sure are excited
to go to the dog park.

This'll be Buster
and Leo's first time there.

[EXCLAIMS] You're gonna love it.

The dog park is so much fun.

We can't wait to play there.

I bet there's tons of places to climb,

and this kitty's ready
to do some climbin'.

[YAWNS] Napping in the shade

is the only kind of fun I'm looking for.

[CHUCKLES]

Dog park fun train rollin' in.

Choo-choo. Chook-a-chuck.

ALL: Choo-choo!

[BARKING]

Okay, pet-arinos,

Darius and I will be
right over here on this bench.

We'll come and get you
when we're ready to go home.

So, go play.

[ALL GIGGLING]

Hello there, tree.

You look like the perfect spot
for a nice long nap.

[YAWNS]

Hey, guys, wanna play tag?

Whoever's "it" has to chase...

ALL: Not it!

...everyone else.

Okay, I'm "it."

I'm gonna get you!

LEO: Meow-wee!

[SCREAMS]

[BUMBLE AND STEVE GROAN]

Oops, sorry.

I gotta look before I cat leap.

[SNIFFING]

Look, Bumble, a cat in a dog park.

Cats aren't supposed
to be in a dog park, are they?

I don't think so, Bumble.

It is a dog park.

Yeah, but seeing a cat

makes Bumble wanna chase it.

You know, for fun.

Uh, chase?

Oh. Oh, no, you don't wanna...

BUMBLE AND STEVE: Chase the cat.
Chase the cat.

Chase the cat.

[BOTH GROAN] Ooh.

[PANTING]

Hissy!

Dogs chasing cats!

-[CHUCKLES]
-Ooh, look, Steve,

another cat for us to chase.

[LAUGHING]

-STEVE: Kitties!
-Huh? Meow!

-Kitties.
-Kitties. Kitties.

[PANTING]

Look, they're playing chase.

How fun.

Um, they're not playing chase,

they're being chased.

Oh! How not fun.

They need some puppy dog help.

-Come on!
-[PANTING]

-Kitties.
-Kitties!

Uh, Steve? I'm kinda stuck.

Hissy! Leo!

Hide in the doggy tunnel. Quick.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

STEVE: Spread out, will ya?

Whew. Glad that's over.

Okay, who wants to play?

Not this kitty.

As long as those dogs are around,

I'm gonna go sit
with Bob and Darius,

-where it's safe.
-Me, too.

If only cats had our own park,

then we wouldn't have to worry
about dogs chasing us.

[SIGHS] I wish Leo and Hissy

could have their own park, too.

Buster, that's a pup-tastic mission!

We'll make a cat park
for Hissy and Leo.

Let's go find a big open space

and create the best cat park ever

before Bob and Darius wanna go home.

This parking lot is a perfect spot
for us to make a cat park.

Yeah. It's big and open and...

[TIRES SCREECHING]

[PEOPLE CHEERING]

Full of food trucks.

Yummy ones.

Looks like we're gonna have to find
another big open space

that's, um, actually open.

BINGO: Now this field
is much bigger and open-er.

It's a perfect spot for us
to make a cat park.

Yeah, not like the last place
which was not big nor open.

[SIGHS IN SATISFACTION]

Hissy will love taking naps here.

It's so peaceful and quiet and...

[COW MOOS]

Packed with mooing cows.

Let's keep lookin', fellas.

BINGO: Ah, that's big and open.

Great for a cat park.

ROLLY: It's so beautiful!

BUSTER: Look at all these cool rocks.

I love rocks!

[ECHOING] Rocks! Rocks! Rocks!

[ALL SCREAM]

I love rocks, but not this many.

[SIGHS DEEPLY, PANTS]

Yeah, this place
isn't big and open at all.

Like, at all.

Finding a big open space for a cat park

is a lot harder than I thought.

Why, oh, why is it so hard?

[SIGHS]

I wish we could just turn the dog park

into a cat park.

[CHOMPS]

Yeah. If wishes were chew toys.

D'oh! Rolly! That's it.

Why didn't we think of that earlier?

Think of what?
Wishing for chew toys?

I'm usually doing that,

but this is not the time, Bingo.

We're on a mission, for pup's sake.

-What I mean is that...
-[SCREAMS]

...we should turn part of the dog park

into a cat park.

There's plenty of big open space there.

All we need to do now
is make some fun stuff

for cats to play on.

To the junkyard.

Bulworth almost always
has everything we need

to make stuff fun.

Hmm, okay,
stuff for a cat park, huh?

Well, you've come to the right place.

So what do you need?

Stuff to make an obstacle course.

And for a cat tree jungle gym.

BUSTER: And ba*ls of yarn for a ball pit.

Cats love yarn.

Who doesn't?

Okay.

Then let's get to building.

ALL: [SINGING]
Meow, meow, meow

Meow, meow, meow

Meow, meow, meow
Meow, meow, meow


Meow, meow

Meow, meow, meow

Meow, meow, meow

Meow, meow, meow
Meow, meow, meow


Meow, meow

-Cat park
-BOTH: Cat park

It's a park for cats

Meow, meow, meow
Meow, meow


Specifically constructed

For our kitty friends

So if a cat you know
Is looking around


For the best place to play

Please just direct them to the cat park

Cat park

Building a cat park

For cats

Meow, meow, meow

Meow, meow, meow

Won't be any puppies around

If you want to scratch
Play with yarn, or nap


This is gonna be
The perfect place for that


D'oh. What?

Sorry. Cats only.

[SINGING]
Meow, meow, meow

Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow

Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow

Cat park, cat park

Building a cat park

A cat park

It's a cat park

It's a park for cats

Cats

ALL: Surprise!

Welcome to your new cat park.

This is a cat park?

As in a park for cats?

[GASPS] Somebody pinch me.

I think I'm dreaming.

No, wait. Don't. Just in case I'm not.

You are so not.

Yeah, I think you're picking up
what we've been putting down.

Do you love, love, love, love it?

I so love it.

Oh, and that cat tree jungle gym

has a perfect spot for napping, too.

And that obstacle course
is cat-mazing!

Thanks, guys.

Yeah, thank you.

This cat park
was definitely a lot of work.

I'll say. We almost got run over
by a bunch of food trucks,

then there was the cattle stampede,

and that canyon had way too many rocks.

Hey. Where'd you all go?

Ooh, this cat tree looks so cozy.

That obstacle course
won't know what hit it.

Cat-abunga!

[LAUGHS]

So I guess the cat park
is officially open for play.

We did it.

[SINGING]
Oh, yeah, we made a cat park

That's right, a cat park

We made a cat park

Hey, Bumble, this new cat park
looks better than our dog park.

Oh, way, way better.

Bumble thinks
we should dig our way in.

[CHUCKLES]

[GRUNTING]

Gilroy Pupkins!

Bumble and Steve are going
into that new cat park.

Let's check it out.

Abso-woof-tly.

Oh, look, Steve, the kitty is playing
on a teeter-totter.

Bumble wants to play too.

Okay, I'll teeter, you totter.

Whoa! Dogs in the cat park.

Gilroy Pupkins is here.

That's me. Mind if I join ya?

Huh? Meow!

[THUDS] I'm okay.

Hey, g*ng, let's party.

-[CHEERING]
-That's what I'm talking about.

[SINGING] We made a cat park
Yeah, a cat park


I said cat park

[LAUGHING]

Wow! Whew, that was fun.

-[STEVE LAUGHING]
-Oops.

I picked the wrong time
to do a happy dance.

Oh, no!

They're destroying the cat park.

We've gotta save it.

Hey, stop.

This is a cat tree, not a dog tree.

[BOTH SCREAM]

Everyone, stop!

This is an obstacle course for cats.

Cats!

Wait! Stop!

[YELLS] Whoa!

Everyone, stop!

Whoa.

The cat park is ruined.

It's a catastrophe.

And not because
it has the word "cat" in it.

It really is!

[SNIFFLES] Bye-bye, cat park.

Over and out
for this action kitty. [SNIFFLES]

Over? But I thought
us mission pets never give up.

That's right. We don't.

There's gotta be a way
to complete our mission.

[BIRD CHIRPING]

Hey, look.
Birds, squirrels, and gophers.

They're playing in the dog park
and the cat park.

You want them
to have their own park, too?

Maybe this place shouldn't be
a cat park or a dog park.

Hey, everyone, I have an idea.

Since you dogs
like playing in the cat park,

and you cats like
playing in the dog park,

and birds...

Where's he going with this?

Wait for it.

This place shouldn't be
a cat park or a dog park.

ALL: Huh?

It should be one big park.

A pet park.

For all pets. What do you say?

Great idea,

but are Bumble and Steve
okay with that?

You bet.

We found out it's a lot more fun

playing with cats
than it is chasing them.

Then I declare this pet park
open for some pet time fun.

[SIGHS] Well, hello again, tree.

I want your tail, buddy!

Tag. You're it.

[CHUCKLING]

This is the best pet park ever.

So, would you call this
a pet park mission accomplished?

You bet your puppy tail we would.

High paw, pups.

And you know what else I call this?

I call it time for...

ALL: The happy booty dance!

One, two, three!

[SINGING]
Happy booty, happy happy booty

-Do the happy booty dance
-Booty dance


I love to shake my little puppy body

-Every time I get the chance
-Get the chance


We got our mission done
It's time to have some fun


So wag your little puppy tail
Come on, everyone!


Happy booty, happy happy booty

-Booty dance!
-Booty dance


Happy booty, happy happy booty

Booty dance, let's go!

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[BARKING]

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[BARKING]

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