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03x25 - ARF's Robot Wish/Missing Mission Collar

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Puppy Dog Pals". Aired: April 14, 2017 – January 20, 2023.*
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Bingo and Rolly, two pug puppy brothers who have fun traveling around their neighborhood and the world when their owner Bob leaves home.

03x25 - ARF's Robot Wish/Missing Mission Collar

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[theme music playing]

[both] Bark! Bark! Bark!

♪ Bingo and Rolly,
couple of puppies ♪

-♪ They bark and chase and chew ♪
-[both] Bark! Bark!

♪ And there's a guy named Bob
who makes up inventions ♪

♪ A couple puppies can use ♪

-♪ But when Bob's away ♪
-See you later, pups!

♪ The pups will play-ay-ay ♪

♪ On a mission 'round the world ♪

♪ Tryin' to save the day ♪

♪ Pup pup pup Puppy Dog Pals

[both] Bark! Bark! Bark!

♪ Pup pup pup Puppy Dog Pals

[both] Bark! Bark! Bark!

[record scratching]

♪ Pup pup pup Puppy Dog Pals

[both] Bark! Bark! Bark!

♪ Pup pup pup Puppy Dog Pals

[both] Bark! Bark! Bark!

[barking]

[Bingo and Rolly] ARF's Robot Wish!

Ooh, ooh, you see
the rocket yet, Bingo?

-I love rockets!
-Not yet, Rolly.

But I can see
the rocket landing pad

with these pup-tastic binoculars.

Let me see. Ugh!

♪ Beep, boop,
doing the robot dance ♪

♪ Doing the robot dance
beep, boop ♪

Ooh-wee. You didn't say anything
about rad dance moves.

Yeah. Wait.

-Huh?
-Woop! Woop! Woop!

Dr. G, are you so excited
to see a robot you invented

return from outer space?

Well, on a scale
of this much to this much

I'd say...

this much!

Wow. That's a lot of much.

-Ha ha ha. Oh!
-[rumbling]

Great gears! There's the rocket.

Thank you so much for being here

to see my robot come back
from outer space.

[whirring]

Hooray! Spot has returned.

[whirring and clanking]

Just look at those
robo brothers clean.

[pups cheering]

Must be nice to have
a robot brother to clean with.

So good to see you, Spot.

[gasps]

I think I'm getting an idea.

Yup. Hmm.

And...got it!

Spot, I'm gonna throw you a...

welcome-back-to-planet-Earth
party at my doghouse.

You robo-bros can meet me
at my doghouse tomorrow

and then we'll par-tay!

Thanks for helping Cagey
and me decorate for the party.

This place is looking space-tacular.

h* h*. You said it, sis.

Rover and Spot are gonna be
two delighted robot brothers

when they see it.

They're gonna be like,
"Boop, boop, beep, boop. Bro!

Beep, boop, beep. Bro!"

How does this look, ARF?

-ARF?
-Oh, I'm sorry.

ARF was just looking
out the window,

gazing at the sky and thinking...

What you thinking about, ARF?

Oh. Watching Rover and Spot
clean together made ARF think

about how much fun it would be
to have a robot brother

to do robot things with.

I understand, ARF.

I love having a puppy brother
to run and dig

and do puppy things with.
[gasps]

Maybe we could find you
a robot brother

who likes cleaning and doing

all the other robot stuff
you like to do.

ARF loves that idea.

Then finding you a robo brother
will be our mission.

[Bingo and Rolly] ♪ Let's go ♪

♪ On your bark, get ready,
got a lot to do ♪

♪ It's gonna be
an awesome adventure ♪

♪ We're super-duper
extra overly excited ♪

♪ To be goin' on a mission,
goin' on a mission ♪

Five, four, three, two, one.

[both, robotic voice] My brother.

Let's go.

♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba ♪

♪ We're goin' on a mission,
goin' on a mission ♪

♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba ♪

♪ We're goin' on a mission,
goin' on a mission ♪

[both laughing]

You're gonna love this robot, ARF.

It cleans our house all day long.

Sounds like one fun robot.

It cleans everything
you put in front of it.

Watch!

[powering on, then beeping]

Oh boy, ARF and this
cleaning robot

have so much in common.

Hello. Does cleaning robot want
to be ARF's robot brother?

[beeping]

Why is the cleaning robot
ignoring ARF?

Oh, this robot doesn't talk
like you do, ARF.

All it does is clean.

Well, ARF loves to clean,

but ARF wants
to enjoy other things

with ARF's robot brother too,
like building things and--

Building things, huh?

Building things.

[Bingo] If you like building things,

these robots build computers.

ARF would love
to build a computer

with ARF's new robot brother.

Hello. Would building robot like
to be ARF's robot brother?

[whirring]

Oh joy.

Whoa! Uh-oh!

[yelling]

Whoa!

ARF does not think
building robot would make

a fun robot brother.

[crashing]

[ARF sighs]

Where else can we find
some robots?

[gasps] Wait.
Dr. G makes robots.

Oh yes. ARF likes
the sound of that.

Let's go.

Hello. What brings
Bingo, Rolly, and ARF

to Dr. G's island workshop?

Hi, Bark. We were hoping
to find a robot brother for ARF.

There are lots of robots
on this island.

What type of robot
is ARF looking for?

A robot dog
who likes to clean

and build things and have fun.

Like you, Bark. Wait a minute.

Bark, would you like to be
ARF's robot brother?

Yes. Bark thinks it would be fun
having a robo brother around.

ARF loves that idea too.

Well, now that ARF has
a robot brother,

we all need to head
to Keia's party

Bark has been looking forward
to cleaning Dr. G's workshop.

So Bark will stay on the island.

ARF also loves to clean.

ARF has been thinking,

ARF will stay with ARF's
new robot brother

to have fun cleaning.

But ARF will return to Keia's
in time for the party.

Oh, sure.

We will, uh...

-We'll see you later.
-Have fun cleaning.

[both] Oh, ARF and Bark will.
[both chuckle]

[machinery whirring]

[both] Robo brothers.

[both laughing]

Looks like their robo brotherhood
is off to a good start.

Robo booyah.

Dr. G's workshop is now clean.

Onto the next mess!

Hmm. ARF does not see
any more messes.

Perhaps ARF and Bark can look
for more messes on the island.

Bark likes the way
ARF is programmed to think.

Does Bark see any messes

ARF and Bark can clean
on the beach?

-No.
-Oh.

ARF has an idea.

Maybe Bark would like
to make a mess to clean up.

Sadly, Bark is not programmed
to make messes.

But perhaps Bark and ARF
can keep searching for some.

Messes over here: none.

Messes over here: none.

-[sighs]
-Bark: None.

ARF remembers
how Bingo and Rolly

would make new messes
just for ARF to clean.

ARF misses ARF's puppy brothers.

♪ ARF is wondering ♪

♪ Where ARF's brothers are ♪

♪ Right now ♪

♪ Are Bingo, and Rolly ♪

♪ Thinking of ARF ♪

♪ 'Cause ARF's missing
those puppies ♪

♪ With all of ARF's heart ♪

♪ Robot brother ♪

♪ We miss you ♪

♪ Feels empty around here ♪

♪ Without you ♪

♪ I hope ARF remembers ♪

♪ His two puppy brothers ♪

[both]
♪ 'Cause we shall be happier ♪

♪ If we were all together ♪

[all] ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ ARF wishes ARF was back home ♪

♪ With his puppy brothers ♪

[all] ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ It should be better ♪

♪ To be together ♪

♪ Pups and robot brothers ♪

♪ Back home ♪

[thunder rumbling]

What you thinking about, pups?

Gazing at the sky and thinking.

Yeah. We're thinking about ARF.

We want him to have fun
with his new robo brother,

but what if he has so much fun
he never wants to come back?

You can always go check
on him, you know.

Th-that's a good idea, Keia.

-Wanna do that, Rolly?
-Do I?

Yes, please. Very much.

Uh, while you're out,
could you bring back

a bag of ice for the party?

No messes on this dock either.

Uh-oh.

[ARF and Bark scream]

Do-do-do not worry.

ARF wi-will fix the dock.

Uh-oh. W-water is bad for ARF.

Now ARF ca-ca-cannot move.

Bark also cannot move.

What are Bark
and ARF going to do?

ARF!

[ARF, over radio]
Bingo, Rolly. ARF needs help.

ARF and Bark are drifting
out in the ocean.

[gasps] Our robo brother
needs our help.

ARF and Bark need help
off of this dock.

[Bingo and Rolly straining]

You're too heavy for us to lift.

[all screaming]

We need another plan.

Better hurry, Bingo.

'Cause we're heading
towards those rocks.

If Bingo can dry ARF
and activate ARF's flyer...

Then you should be strong enough
to fly everyone off of this dock.

Time for Bingo to do his thing-o.

-Almost dry.
-[blow dryer whirring]

Aah! We're about to hit the rocks!

There! All dry.

Now, time for us to fly.

Hop on.

Oh no.

Goody.

Aah! Much better.

Thanks, Bingo and Rolly.

ARF has been thinking.

Being apart from Bingo and Rolly
has made ARF realize

that ARF misses
ARF's puppy brothers this much.

Bark, ARF would like to return home
with Bingo and Rolly.

ARF, do not worry about leaving.

Bark is happy here on this island.

Instead of being robot brothers,

Bark and ARF will always be
robot best friends.

That makes ARF very happy.

-[dance music playing]
-[ARF] Robot dance.

Doing the robot dance.

Bingo and Rolly
make great robot dancers.

Bingo and Rolly are
ARF's puppy brothers

and ARF's robot brothers.

Okay, Spot and Rover,
let's boogie.

ARF called us his robot brothers.

Then I say our mission
is accomplished.

High paw.

Whoa!

Yay! Bingo and Rolly made
a mess for ARF to clean!

[laughter, indistinct chatter]

[Bingo and Rolly]
Missing Collar Mission!

-[pups barking]
-[Bob laughs]

Bark Knight, we can catch up
to The Blot in that box-mobile.

What box-mobile, Captain Dog?

The box over there.

But we're pretending it's a car.

Then to the box-mobile.
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na.

Ha ha. Hold on, Bonnie.

Boy, Bingo and Rolly just jumped

into the care package
I'm about to send you.

You fellas better find
another place to play.

Wouldn't want
to accidentally mail you

to Bonnie's dig site in Africa.
[laughs]

Oh yeah, I'm working
on lots of inventions.

You know, in fact,
I've got a new one

I'll add to the pups' collars
when I get home from work today.

What?

I wonder what cool thing
our mission collars will do now?

Maybe they'll give us
a super-jump power

so we can be like, whoosh!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

[both laughing]

Ha ha. My pups almost
sent you our TV remote.

Well, better go
take your care package

to the post office
on my way to work.

-Love you too, Sis.
-[Hissy mews]

Bye, Hissy. Bye, pup-a-lumps.

Oh, I just can't wait
to add my new invention

to your collars.

I can't wait for that either.

Huh? Where are the collars?

I thought Bob put 'em right here.

[Bob whistling]

Uh-oh, uh, guys,

I think you might have
knocked your collars

into the care package box
when you were playing.

[both] The box
Bob's mailing to Africa!

[screaming]

If there was ever a time
for you to go on a mission,

this is it.

Right, Hissy.
We gotta get our collars back.

Since we don't have our collars,

we better bring supplies
in our puppy backpacks.

Water bowl, squeaky bone.

I usually just bring one
of Bob's old socks

on a mission for emergencies.

But this time, I'm bringing 28.

That's a lot of socks.

Since we don't have our collar
helmets, we'll wear these.

We sure use our collars a lot, huh?

I'm kinda nervous
to do a mission without 'em.

Here, pack this.

If I'm scared,
it helps me feel brave.

Might help you too.

Wow. Thanks, Hissy.

Okay. Cool.

Let's puppy dog do this.

To the post office.

[Rolly] And now for the moment
we've all been waiting for.

[mimicking drumroll]

[Bingo laughs]

-The post office.
-Refresh my memory,

we're looking for a box
like that one, right?

That is the box we're looking for.

All right, all right, all loaded up.

To the airport.
Na-na-na-na-na-na.

Na-na-na-na-na-na.

-Airport? What's he talking about?
-[car starts]

When boxes get shipped far away,

they send them on airplanes.

-[Bingo gasps]
-[both] Oh no!

-[Bingo] After it.
-[Rolly] Come back here.

Let's double dog do this.

Come on.

Right. Our mission collars
are on the truck.

Oh yeah. Guess we're
gonna have to chase it

the old-fashioned way.

We're not fast enough, Rolly.

[panting]

If we just had our collars,
we could go as fast as...

Brett over there.

♪ Ridin' my bike ♪

♪ Pedaling along ♪

♪ Singing my bike song ♪

Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom!

We can go as fast as Brett.

We just need his help to do it.
Brett!

Hi!

-[panting]
-Hey, puppy dudes!

What's shakin'?

Our mission collars
are on that truck.

-And it's getting away.
-Say no more.

Hop aboard my bike,

Speedy McDashgofast.

-I'll get you there.
-Thanks.

You're the best, Brett.

-Lucky we wore our bike helmets.
-[Brett] Oh!

♪ P-p-p-pedal that bike, Brett ♪

♪ We gotta go real fast, Brett ♪

♪ Mail truck, gotta catch that ♪

♪ So pedal that bike, Brett ♪

♪ Brother, don't you forget ♪

♪ To tighten up your helmet ♪

♪ 'Cause we're moving
like a rocket ♪

♪ When you pedal that bike, Brett ♪

♪ M-m-m-m-m-move your paws
in a circular motion ♪

♪ Send some energy
to those wheels ♪

♪ Oh, it's so much fun
when Brett gets going ♪

I like how moving fast feels.

♪ Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa ♪

♪ Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa ♪

♪ Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa ♪

♪ Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa ♪

-♪ Pedal that bike, Brett ♪
-Okay, dudes.

♪ We gotta go real fast, Brett ♪

-That's what I do.
-♪ Mail truck, gotta catch that ♪

[Brett] Coming through.

♪ So pedal that ♪

♪ Pedal that ♪

♪ Pedal that ♪

♪ Pedal that ♪

♪ Pedal that bike, Brett ♪

[all] Woo!

[Bingo] Almost there, Brett.

[panting]

Na-na-na-na-na
na-na-na-na.

-[screaming]
-Woo!

Now that we're going downhill,
it's easier to pedal.

A little bit harder to steer.

The truck got away.

At least we know where
the box is going.

To Africa.

Maybe we can take a different
plane to meet it there.

-See you, Brett.
-Ciao, pupperinos.

Come on, plane, go faster.

Oh, if only we had our flying gear,
we'd be there by now.

But a commercial airline
is the next best thing.

Here. A snack
will make you feel better.

-[both] Aah!
-Oh.

[chuckles] Thanks, brother.

We're here.

I just hope Bob's box
hasn't left the airport yet.

[man] Mail truck's loaded
with all the boxes.

-Now to the dig site.
-[tires screeching]

There. The box has got
to be in that truck, Bingo.

[panting]

[both grunt]

[Bingo] Bob's box
has got to be here.

[sniffing]

A-ha! Mission collars,
here we come.

[clattering]

Got 'em. We got our collars.

-Our mission co--
-[both] Whoa!

[grunts]

[both gasp]

I'm so sorry, Bingo.

No worries. We'll just
fly outta here and--

Oh.

-We can't.
-Okay.

We can rescue our collars
if we only had our collars.

But then we wouldn't need
to rescue our collars

'cause we'd already have them.

Our collars that is.

Oh, this is making
my puppy brain hurt.

[gasps] It's Bob!

-Hi, Bob.
-[Bob] Ha ha!

[Bingo] But we can't get
off the truck now,

so we just have to wait
until it stops.

Any minute now.

Any minute now.

-Any minute--
-[brakes squeal]

Rolly. Rolly, we stopped.

Mm? Ah, finally.

[Rolly] I'm pretty sure

this is where the collars
fell off the truck.

[Bingo] Me too.
I remember that tree.

But I don't see
the collars anywhere.

-[screaming]
-Let's ask that flying giraffe

if he's seen it.

[both] Flying giraffe?

It's our old buddy Barry.

He must have found my collar
and put it on.

Oh, hey there, pups.

-Knock, knock.
-[both] Who's there?

-Help!
-[both] Help who?

Help me. 'Cause I don't know
how to work this thing!

[Rolly] If Barry has your collar,

I wonder where mine went.

Help! Help! My baby's flying.

[panicked trumpeting]

Uh-oh. That answers your question.

Don't worry. We'll figure
something out. Right, Bingo?

We have to get my collar
from Barry first.

Then I can rescue the baby. Barry!

To come down, hit the button once.
Not twice.

To come down,
hit the button twice.

Okie-doke.

No. No. Not twice.

[Barry] Whoa! Whoa!

[beeping]

[screaming]

[Bingo] Well, that's worse.
[sighs] If we had our collars,

we could use the grappling hook
to reach him.

Wait. What if we make
a grappling hook?

Yeah. Well, except
we don't have a rope.

Or a hook with which to grapple.

This sounds like an emergency.

Good thing I always come prepared.

No bad for a homemade
grappling hook.

Barry, grab this bone and hold on.

Grab the phone and hold on?

I can't take a call right now, guys!

Just catch!

-Woo-hoo!
-Yeah!

-[trumpeting]
-Don't worry, we'll get to you next.

-Aah! Whoa!
-Rolly!

-I got you.
-[grunts]

[Rolly] This isn't going
how I imagined.

[Barry] Whoa! Whoa!

-Aah!
-[crashing]

Yay!

Oh, ground! [kissing] Sweet ground!

Whew! I am so glad to get
that wacky contraption off.

And I'm so glad to get it back on.

Now, to rescue the baby elephant.

Oh hurry. Now she's spinning
faster and faster.

Let's puppy dog do this.

Hey, little elephant.
I'm gonna wrap this around you

and hold you tight so I can
take off the collar, okay?

Whoa!

-Bingo!
-[Bingo groans]

She's so scared,
she won't stop moving.

Even with my collar,
I can't get the harness on her.

Bingo, Hissy said to hold this toy
if I felt scared.

Maybe it'll work
for a scared elephant too.

Worth a try. Thanks, Rolly.

Sometimes, holding on to a lovey
can help you be brave.

So you take this,
and I'll do the rest.

Whoa!

Be brave, baby. Be brave.

-[Barry] Ha ha!
-[Rolly] You did it.

Ooh, that's great. Woo-hoo!

Oh yeah!

[kissing]

Oh, it's okay, baby.

You're safe now.

Oh, thank you for rescuing her.

And me!

-[both laughing]
-You're welcome.

[Rolly] Thanks. We better get home,

so we can give this
back to our sister.

-Good luck.
-[baby elephant trumpets]

And so Bob can add that
new invention to our collars.

[squeals] I can't wait
to see what it is.

[Bob] There we go. All done. Ha ha!

Now you guys can try out
your newest collar improvement.

-[cell phone rings]
-Hi, Bonnie.

Did you get the package?

[Bingo] Let's see what
these collars can do.

Oh!

-Ha ha ha. Woo-hoo!
-All right!

-Yeah!
-[both laughing]

Woo-hoo!

Hmm? [sighs]

-[both] Hissy!
-[yelps]

-Sorry about that, Hissy.
-[Hissy gasps]

[Bingo] If you're scared,
maybe this will help.

[purring]

Aah! Works every time.

Glad you got your collars back.

Us too. It's good to know we
can do our missions without 'em.

But it's also really good
to have 'em back.

You said it, Rolly.
Mission collar mission...

[both]
Accomplished. High paw.

-Whoa!
-Whee!

-Yeah!
-Yippity-dawg!

[theme music playing]

Bark! Bark! Bark!

Bark! Bark! Bark!

[record scratching]

[both] Bark!

Bark! Bark! Bark!