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03x16 - The Lab Four/Feelin' Antsy

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Puppy Dog Pals". Aired: April 14, 2017 – January 20, 2023.*
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Bingo and Rolly, two pug puppy brothers who have fun traveling around their neighborhood and the world when their owner Bob leaves home.

03x16 - The Lab Four/Feelin' Antsy

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[theme music playing]

Both: Bark! Bark!

Bingo and Rolly
couple of puppies

-They bark and chase and chew
-Both: Bark!

There's a guy named Bob
who makes up inventions

A couple puppies can use

-But when Bob's away
-See you later, pups!

The pups will play-ay-ay

On a mission 'round the world
Tryin' to save the day

Pup pup pup
Puppy Dog Pals

Both:
Bark! Bark! Bark!

Pup pup pup
Puppy Dog Pals

Both: Bark! Bark!

[record scratching]

Pup pup pup
Puppy Dog Pals

Both: Bark! Bark!

Pup pup pup
Puppy Dog Pals

Both: Bark! Bark!

[barking]

Bingo/Rolly:
The Lab Four!

-[drumming]
-Me, me, me, me!

-You, you, you, you!
-[rimshot]

Ready to show Hissy the pup-tastic song
we've been practicing?

I especially hope she likes my favorite
part when I go, woo!

I love the woo, too.

And a-one and a-two
and a-let's go.

-Woo!
-[screech]

-Ah!
-Bow wow.

Sorry, Hissy.
You okay?

I'm fine.
What are you pups doing?

Bob's favorite rock-and-roll band,
The Walruses, are on TV today,

and we're gonna play along.
[drumming]

Wanna sing with us when it starts?

Thanks, but I'll go
outside where it's quieter

-and I can nap.
-[click]

Reporter on TV:
An exciting day in London.

The rock-and-roll band
known as The Walruses

will be performing a special concert
on the roof of Buckingham Palace.

As always,
they'll be joined on stage

by their famous dog companions,

The Lab Four.

-[band playing]
-[howling]

[screaming, cheering]

I love The Lab Four!

Goo goo g'joob! [laughs]

I've been looking forward to
this concert on TV for weeks!

I can't wait to play
along on my ukulele!

[strums]

Reporter:
This just in.

Oh no.
The Lab Four are missing.

And The Walruses are
just too sad to play.

I think we can all understand.

-Both: Oh no!
-[gasp] Oh no!

Unfortunately, this means if The Walruses
don't find their dogs soon,

the concert will be canceled.

Oh, those poor dogs.

I hope someone finds them soon.

Why, if I lost you pups,

I'd be too upset to do anything!
[sighs]

Well, I suppose
I should put this away.

I suppose we should
go on a mission.

Let's find The Lab Four so
The Walruses will play their concert!

And then Bob will be happy like,
"goo goo g'joob" again!

Happiness is a smiling Bob.
Come on!

-[barking]
-[rattling]

Both:
Let's go!

[laughing]

On your bark, get ready,
got a lot to do

It's gonna be
an awesome adventure

We're super-duper
extra overly excited

To be goin' on a mission,
goin' on a mission

Five, four, three, two, one!

Both: Let's go!

-Woo-hoo!
-[laughing]

Ba ba ba ba ba ba

We're goin' on a mission,
goin' on a mission

Ba ba ba ba ba ba

We're goin' on a mission,
goin' on a mission

Bingo:
This is where the concert sholuld be.

Maybe The Lab Four got
lost around here. See them?

Beep-boop.
Activate puppy eye.

[robotic]: Looking for doggies.
[normal]: I don't see any dogs-- Whoa!

There! I see
a dog going inside!

-We gotta get through that door.
-[pop]

-[grunt, yell]
-[pop]

[panting]

-Whoa!
-[squeaking, sliding]

[crash]

[British accent]:
Oh, thank goodness it didn't fall.

-[plop]
-Whoa! [grunt]

B-Bingo and...

Hi!

Rolly? My dear!

-Crumpet!
-Crumpet!

-We thought you were one of The Lab Four.
-[chuckle] Me? One of The Lab Four?

Oh, t'would be a dream!

I couldn't wait to see
the concert today, but...

-[sad music playing]
-they're lost!

-[crying]
-That's why we're here!

We'll find them and bring them
back in time for the concert!

[blows nose]

Oh. Thank you, pups.

Both for the tissue
and for coming to help.

If anyone can find them,
it's you two.

-Any idea where they could be?
-The last place anyone saw them

was when they arrived with their humans
at the train station.

Train station, you say?
I love trains!

Choo-choo! Choo-choo!

Maybe we'll find something
to help us figure out

-where The Lab Four went.
-Yeah!

I hope you can find them!

[sobbing]

Cheer up.
Bingo and Rolly are on the case.

-Here, take the box.
-[clattering]

[crying] Thanks!

Good luck! [blows nose]

[train puffing]

Bow to the wow!
Busy train station,

right, Rolly? Huh?

Chugga, chugga.

-Choo.
-Rolly...

-what are you doing?
-Trying to talk to this train.

-Maybe it saw The Lab Four.
-I'm not sure trains talk.

-[hiss]
-Ooh! Quiet down.

I think it's saying something!

Pretty sure it doesn't talk.

Uh-huh. Chugga. Chugga choo.
Choo.

[whistle blast]

Hard to tell, Bingo, but I think
it says we should search...

-[hiss]
-over there?

That-- that's actually
a good spot to search.

Thank you, train! Huh?

Uh, th-thank you,
train.

Come on!

And I don't see
The Lab Four anywhere.

I see them!

Oh. It's a picture
of The Lab Four.

The Lab Four?!

Why, they were
here earlier today!

-You saw them?
-I sure did!

I'm here every day
with my human, Pete.

[snoring]

He's the best.

-[splash]
-Ah!

The Lab Four are missing!

Missing? Terrible!

Well, hm, lemme think.

-When they get off the train...
-[excited screaming]

a huge crowd of excited
people rushed toward them...

-All: Ah!
-screaming and shouting.

It was louder
than their concerts.

People screaming and shouting?
Were they angry?

Actually, they were very,
very happy to see them!

They were all,
"Wee-ooh! The Walruses!

The Lab Four! We love you!"

Bow wow, that is loud.
If I saw people and dogs

coming at me being extra loud,

-I'd go hide somewhere quiet.
-Rolly, that's it!

Maybe the dogs got scared by
the loud crowd and ran off!

Martin, lunchtime!

Oh, gotta go, pups.

-I hope you find The Lab Four. Cheerio!
-Bingo: Thanks, Martin.

-Rolly: Cheerio!
-Bingo: Wait...

Does cheerio mean
hello or goodbye?

I don't know,
but I like the way it sounds.

[c*ck accent]:
We're back in jolly old London, Frank!

-Cheerio, London. [chuckles]
-Ooh!

Let's take a jolly afternoon
stroll through Hyde Park!

There's a place
called Hyde Park?

-A perfect place to hide.
-It's even got "hide" in the name!

Makes perfect
puppy sense to me.

Ah, Hyde Park,

quiet and lovely.

-To find where The Lab Four are hiding.
-It's searching time.

[giggles]

Lab Four? You here?
Nope, nope.

Lab Four?

Ah!

-[angry chattering]
-Nope.

Maybe here?

-[splash]
-Lab Four?

[scream]

Nope. Hyde Park has
too many hiding spots.

Any luck?

Yeah! Plenty of luck
not finding them.

If we don't find them, the concert's
gonna be canceled for sure.

-Bob has been waiting for weeks!
-Excuse me,

we heard you say something
about a concert.

-[gasps] It's you! The Lab Four!
-I-I-I...

I-I-I-I... We couldn't find
where you were hiding,

but you found us!

Hiding? Oh no. We're trying
to find our humans.

We were with them at the train station,
but got scared by the crowd and ran off.

And then we got lost.
We were told this park

is near the palace, but it's quite big,
and we don't know which way to go.

You're lucky, it's our mission to
help you get back to your humans.

-We'll take you there.
-Is that... Is that...

-It's The Lab Four!
-The Lab Four?!

Dogs:
Where? Oh my! Ah!

[excited yelling]

Female Dog:
Please sign my collar!

No! This is how
we got lost the last time!

Excuse me! We have to get The Lab Four
back to their humans!

-Please back up.
-[excited yell]

They're not listening! They're too loud!
We gotta get them out of here somehow.

I have an idea.

-[excited crowd]
-Squirrel! Over there!

Dogs: Squirrel? Where?

[yelling]

Come on, guys, let's run.

[barking]

[screams, chattering]

Dogs: Come back, Lab Four! After them!
[laughing]

-Ah...
-Ba ba ba ba

-Ah...
-Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba

Bow wow wow, bow wow wow

A dog needs to
sometimes get away

La la la, ooh, la la la

'Cause too many pups are trying
to pet us, they pet us

Wish we could all just sit and stay
La la la, ooh, la la la

But all our puppy
fans won't let us

Makes us wanna yelp

Somebody's always
chasing after us

Yelp

That comes with
being famous pups

Oh yelp

Hey, pups,
we need some help

They're getting closer
Ah, ah, ah

Wow!

Dogs... on the run

Dogs on the run

We have to hustle,
but we still have lots of fun

Being dogs, dogs on the run
On the run

Round and round we go

Hurry, don't be slow

Ah, ba ba ba ba

Ba, ba, ba, ba

Ba ba ba ba ba

[gate creaks, shuts]

[barking]

Wow. We barely escaped.

So, this is where the concert
is supposed to be,

but The Walruses aren't here.

That's because...
they're leaving!

Oh no. Does that mean
the concert's canceled?

Not yet.
But if they leave,

-then it'll be canceled for sure.
-Wait! I think we gotta "woo"!

-What do you mean "woo"?
-The "woo" we do!

The loud one from
the song we sing at home?

-Maybe they'll hear us.
-That "woo."

Everybody, let's "woo"
as loud as we can.

And a-one and a-two and a...

Woo!

[howling]

Oh, blimey!
Look up there, lads!

Is that? It can't be!

Walruses: I'm so glad you're safe.
We missed you so much.

Ah, I'm so happy!

[laughing, blows nose]

And the concert is
officially back on.

[crowd cheering]

-Thank you so much, pups.
-Happy to help.

-Can't wait to watch the concert.
-Speaking of which,

we need to get back to watch with Bob.
It was great to meet you!

-Bob! Bob!
-Where are you, Bob?

-[click]
- This first song

is dedicated to our best
friends, The Lab Four!

[rock song playing]

Wait. Is that?

[laughs]
It's The Walruses!

[laughs] The concert's back on!
And they found their puparoos!

Ha, ha!
Let's get our instruments!

-Goo goo g'joob!
-[playing ukulele]

The Lab Four are with their humans,
and Bob's watching the concert.

Mission accomplished!

-High paw.
-[rimshot]

-[song continues]
-All: Woo!

[drumming]

Woo!

Bingo and Rolly:
Feeling Antsy!

And time's up! Let's see who won
this digging contest.

Whoever dug
the biggest hole wins.

Lollie, show me what you got.

Skrapow!

Bow to the wow, Lollie.

Nice digging skills.

You know it,
B-digs. Boop!

[laughs]
You're next, Keia.

How'd you do?

I found these amazing rocks!

I can't wait to paint them
with my craft supplies!

Wow. Let's check on Rolly.

Rolly:
[giggles] This dirt's so soft.

Bingo: Looks like Rolly dug
the biggest hole.

So, he's the winner.

We're having a contest?

I was just digging to get a better look
at these ants.

[slide whistle]

-Bingo: Cool.
-Lollie: Neat.

-Keia: Hi, ants!
-Lunchtime, pups.

[cheering]

Perfect timing! Uh!
'Cause my tummy's hungry.

Bye, little buddies.
See you later!

-[tire screech]
-[laughs] Whoa!

You pups are pretty dirty!

Let's clean you off
before you eat, huh?

Lunchtime!

[screaming]

What?
What's wrong, Rolly?

There are ants
all over my kibble!

Ants! On! My! Kibble!

I mean, I love watching ants,

but not on my food.

They're on my kibble, too.

Hey there, cute little ants!

-Ours, too.
-Uh-oh.

[giggles]

A little lemon
in my tea,

and then I'm off to my
next grooming appointment.

[sighs]
What a perfect day so far.

[barking]

Ooh, what's up, pups? [gasps]

Yips and wiggles! Ants!

You can't eat that now!

Ana, your
3:00 PM c*ck

is here for her
grooming appointment.

Oh, I gotta start
my next appointment.

Oh, but the pet food. Oh!

I'm sorry, pups.
I'd put out more food for you,

but the ants will
just take that, too.

These treats will
tide you over for now.

I'll be back to figure this out
as soon as I groom that c*ck puppy.

I sure hope there's a way to
get these ants out of Playcare

before they get
into all the food!

[chewing]
Mm, what a treat.

-[stomach growls]
-I'm still hungry.

Looks like we can
only eat lunch

if the ants go
somewhere else.

Then it sounds like
we've got a mission.

We need to find a way to get
these ants to leave Playcare.

Hey, little buddies.
It's nothing personal.

We think you're great. It's just
your home is supposed to be outside.

Oh.

-They're coming in from under the fridge.
-Maybe all we have to do

is block the hole so they
won't have a way into Playcare.

I've got just the thing!

Bam! Ants out, baby.

Except they're not. Look!

Rolly: They just found another way in!

-They're clever.
-I don't have enough craft supplies

to cover all those holes.
What do we do now?

Just throwing this idea out there,
but maybe we should try asking.

If we ask nicely,
I'm sure they'll go.

[clears throat]

Hello, tiny ants.

We have a friendly request
that you leave Playcare

and not eat our food.
Please and thank you.

Agreed?

-Oh...
-Great speech, Rolly, but...

I forgot I don't speak ant.
How else are we gonna get them out?

It seems like they are here
because our kibble is here.

If we move the kibble
out of the kitchen,

-the ants won't find it and will leave.
-Great idea!

And I know exactly
where to take it. Come on!

Our food should
be safe up here!

Yeah! There's no way the ants
will find the kibble now.

-They'll have to leave.
-Hissy: Or the ants will just

follow the kibble.

Bingo: Whoa!

They found that
kibble fast.

I don't know whether
to be upset or impressed.

Told you.
They're clever. Boop!

Can you please move
the kibble out of here?

[giggles] These ants tickle and...

I can't nap!

-Keia: Um... Huh...
-Rolly: Hm...

Oh, oh!
I have an idea!

If the ants follow
the kibble wherever it goes,

then maybe we should
put it... outside!

They'll leave
Playcare for sure!

Keia: Come on out, little ant friends!
Follow that kibble!

Yes! The ants are
leaving Playcare!

[cheering]

Oh.

And now they're taking
food back into Playcare.

-So, new plan?
-[sighs]

[fan blades whooshing]

[crack]

-[stomach growls]
-Ah, I know, tummy.

I want that yummy kibble
as much as you do.

-Bingo: Me, too.
-Yeah-huh.

But I guess the ants just like
Playcare too much to leave.

-Maybe that's it.
-What's it?

You said they won't leave
because they like Playcare.

What if we do something so they won't
like it here anymore?

Yeah! What kinds of things
make us want to leave a place?

Well, sometimes I leave
places if they're too loud.

If it hurts my
puppy ears, I'm out.

Great idea. Maybe we need
to make Playcare so noisy

that the ants will wanna leave!

That's some sound puppy logic.
Get it? Sound?

-I'm good at being funny.
-And we're all good at being noisy.

I've got the perfect puppy plan.

[playing loud rock music]

Okay!

Make as many loud noises with your
instruments as you can!

-And hopefully, the ants will leave!
-ARF: Oh boy!

ARF wants to rock out to
the loud puppy music, too!

ARF will play the tambourine!

ARF has perfect rhythm.

A-one, a-two,

one, two, three, four!

Ants

Hey, ants

You're well organized,
pretty cute, and little

Ants, ants

It doesn't mean we want
you eating our kibble, no!

Ants, ants

We're banging on the drums,
and singing loud

To convince you ants
to please stay outside

Ants

Yeah, ants

Let's get loud!

[banging]

[clanging]

[banging]

We're banging on the drums,
and singing real loud!

To convince you ants
to please stay outside

Ants

Yeah, ants

Ants!

ARF loves puppy
dog music! Woo!

That was amazing!

And loud! And...

The ants didn't leave.

Oh, what are we gonna do?

[groans]

-[splat]
-Oops.

Weird. Why did
the ants move away

when that lemon
went splat?

They don't wanna be near lemon juice.

That is because ants
do not like lemon juice.

Ants don't like lemons?
Who knew?

ARF knew.

I know how to get the ants
to leave Playcare.

Oh!

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Won't you suit up, pups?

Suit up, pups

Get on your gear,
get out there and do the job

Woo! Antbusters
We're on the case

Spraying lemon juice all over the place
Yeah, we're the Antbusters

Gonna get it done

Mixing work with a little fun

Oh yeah!

One ant at a time

We're moving all of
these ants outside

Get on outside, ants

[boinging]

One ant at a time

We're moving all of
these ants outside

'Cause we're the Antbusters

Antbusters, woo!

Now that the ants
are gone,

it's munch-munch,
time for lunch!

Wait, everyone! Look!

Why are the ants
staying there?

Go, little ones!
Find somewhere else

with lots of food
that's not our food!

Right. I forgot. They don't
understand what I'm saying.

Maybe since they can't stay at Playcare,
they don't know where else to go.

I know we're hungry,

but we should help find the ants
a new place to live before we eat.

Lollie:
So, anyone have any idea

where ants are supposed to live?

Oh! ARF knows!

Ants like to live
underground in the dirt.

We just need to show the ants

-some dirt that they can live in!
-Yeah!

Like near that big hole I dug before
when I found all those... ants.

Oh no, I think this
might be my fault.

I didn't mean to, but I accidentally dug
up your home before, buddies.

I'm really, really sorry.

You know they still don't
understand you, right?

But they still need a new home.

This is where I found all the ants, I bet
this was their home before I dug it up.

Maybe if we put all the dirt back,
the ants can move back in!

-Let's puppy dog do this!
-Yeah!

[trucks rumbling]

Rolly: Diggity done!

I just hope the ants
still wanna live here.

Keia:
It worked! Look how happy they are!

I've never seen
them so excited!

What will they eat?
There's no kibble out here.

Ants can find plenty
of food outside.

They can eat leaves.

-And vegetables from the garden.
-[ants cheer]

Then this really is
the perfect place for them.

Welcome to your
new old home, ants.

I'd say that's an ant-tastic
mission accomplished.

-High paw!
-[clang]

Here is some fresh
clean kibble,

now that the ants are gone.

Yum yum, gimme some!

Please. [chewing]

[laughs] Yips and wiggles!

The ants left!

What a relief!

Thanks for feeding
everybody, ARF.

My pleasure.

I think you all
earned some treats

for being such
patient pups today.

[chewing]

Nobody eat that.
Be right back.

I know you have your food here, but I
brought you a housewarming present.

Ah! I mean, hi.

You might not know how
to speak ant, Rolly, but...

you sure know how
to make them happy.

Thanks, brother.

[giggling]

Both:
Bark! Bark! Bark!

Bark! Bark! Bark!

[record scratching]

Bark!

Bark! Bark! Bark!