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Susana and Elvira: No Plan B (2026)

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Susana and Elvira: No Plan B (2026)

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GOA, INDIA

f*ck my life!

I don't want to die, Elvira!

No!

I have too much to live for!

Remember when I taught you how to ski?

I stayed behind you so you wouldn't fall.

What?

I was always behind you. This is the same.

I don't want to jump!

Look at me. I love you with all my heart.

You're my number one.

-No!

-Do it!

SUSANA AND ELVIRA: NO PLAN B

THINGS TO DO BEFORE 40

TRIP TO INDIA WITH SUSANA

CHECKLIST: SKYDIVING,

SABBATICAL TRIP WITH MY AMIGA

-Can't you leave any tourist in one piece?

-What?

You're going to scare him off!

You meditate a lot,

but you seem a little stressed.

-Want me to lend you Rodolfo?

-This is enough for me.

This is bullshit.

Hey!

You're kidding me, Elvira! You hooked up?

Fauna.

TWO YEARS LATER

Next.

Bring the classic.

Let's go with a classic of all time.

This is different, but it's beautiful.

-It's divine.

-Yes.

What?

No. Come here.

Okay.

It's all right.

Alaska, my dear.

If you tried on the dresses,

not your wedding planner,

I think this process

would be much less traumatic.

No. When I see one,

just one,

that makes me jealous

of how it looks on you,

I'll know that's it.

Sure. I totally get the jealousy approach.

But there are some small differences.

Your hair color. You're much thinner.

There is a huge age difference.

You're suffocating in that dress, Susana!

It's like Queen Camilla

trying on Lady Di's dress.

Right?

Exactly.

I think we can take a break from dresses.

Let's go from bottom to top.

You'll fall in love with some shoes

and we'll find the perfect dress.

All right?

I like it.

-All right, go on. I'll stay here.

-Yes.

All right, I'll help you with your shoes.

Now I'll find out what you're earning.

You'll be surprised.

-Wow, divine.

-Thank you.

Four?

One, two, three, four. Incredible.

I love it.

You must be making petrodollars.

-I'm doing incredibly well.

-I can imagine.

Oddity pays the most.

-Of course.

-But this stays between us.

My fianc will k*ll me

if he finds out I don't have a cake shop.

It's really important

that whoever takes care of the girl

really vibes with me.

Because it's been hard

for her to adapt to this culture.

She's from India.

And are you really leaving for good?

Yes, I'm Macarena's manager.

at dawn

I got lost in your voice

And I forgot who I was before

Even though fear tried to defeat me

I jumped because this only happens once

The problems of growing up

How to split the chores

Let the desire come

What are you doing with Rodolfo del Solar?

Me?

Look, I ran into Rodolfo

and he invited me for coffee.

What should I have said? No?

Ma'am, please. There's no room.

Can you get out?

Who? Me?

Excuse me.

Thank you.

Come.

Yes! The truth is, yes!

I'm talking to Rodolfo,

and I'm thinking about it.

What, Macarena?

What about Mexico?

-I'm already packed.

-I know.

Everything is ready.

I sold half of my apartment.

Macarena, I even found

a foster dad for Conchi.

Are you getting rid of me?

I need to think about my future, Elvira.

She's getting rid of me.

There's no way she's getting rid of you.

Alaska, dear.

I can't find

the confirmation for the beach club.

If we don't pay now,

they'll cancel our reservation.

That's what I wanted to talk to you about.

Because I want a really high-end venue.

Like the one in Cond Nast.

The one that's owned by Gustavo Heredia.

Naio?

That's the one.

You and half the world.

No, that's impossible.

I heard of a wedding planner

who can get it.

But she's probably better connected.

Really? She probably booked it years ago

and secured the spot.

Like ticket scalpers.

Yes, because there are mafias

in the business of love too.

That's why I suggest

we don't dwell on this anymore

and we book it.

I don't even know

if I want to get married anymore!

What?

Hold on, my dear,

it's a little late to-- No!

Everything

I don't know

if I want to keep trying things on.

I'd better go.

Hold on, it's a little late to--

Excuse me!

We have everything ready.

Tn!

Let her go, it'll pass.

That's not her first panic attack,

and it won't be her last.

Besides, I'm telling you, Tn.

That chick with that conservative?

Max.

Frankly, when I started this business

I honestly didn't imagine

it'd be such a pain.

You try to fulfil people's wildest dreams

only for them to either regret it

or pay late.

In the meantime,

you have to pay loads of taxes.

If you don't pay, you're threatened with

-There, there.

-I'm desperate.

In half an hour?

Come.

INTERNATIONAL MEDICAL AID

How long?

Till the second round?

No.

How long are you staying this time?

Not long.

I leave for Ukraine in a few minutes.

Ukraine?

I'm serious.

Didn't you say

you don't have to go back there anymore?

Yes, I know.

But the situation changed

and I'm the only one

with experience in pediatric trauma.

And the others?

The other.

Nothing happened,

he just got tired of this.

So when can you go to the clinic?

What clinic, dear?

The embryo clinic, Manu.

When I come back, I promise.

I'll go when I come back.

Don't pout.

REVIEW APARTMENT REMODELING PLANS

GET GAUGHT UP ON TAXES

FINISH THE FERTILITY PROCESS

ELVIRA

"Skydiving," check.

"Quit a job I don't like."

That's done, check.

-Check.

-Sabbatical trip with my amiga.

-Check.

-Check.

Sleep with the same guy, check.

The guy with the gray thong, remember?

Why is it so hard to apologize?

LET'S STOP BEING STUPID, OKAY?

I MISS YOU

LET'S FORGIVE EACH OTHER, OKAY?

You know something, Elvira?

To me,

this was much more important

than you can imagine.

But since we never talked about it

You know what?

Keep partying with whoever you want,

however you want.

Hello.

Yes.

It was awful.

I invite you

to move to the rhythm of Chano.

CHANO

SOLD OUI honestly don't like

talking about myself much.

But if there's one person

who has helped Chano

to get to the very top,

well, that'd be me.

The best thing I've ever done

is deciding to marry Maca.

What? Don't you think

that's overambitious?

That idea could be

epically the worst decision

of my life, Conchi.

And you know the list is long.

That's the biggest load of nonsense

I've ever heard.

And I've heard a lot of nonsense.

It's not nonsense,

they're getting married either way.

Why not take advantage of it?

What makes the world go round?

Dirty sex.

-Weapons.

-Love.

Gossip.

People don't even want

the real love story.

They want the story

we sell them about love.

And after all the drama

you've been through,

show the people that you finally made it.

And if that comes with a sappy song

worthy of a Venezuelan soap opera,

that's success for reality TV.

A docuseries.

What do you think?

Yes!

Your dream wedding, your dream concert,

and put them together.

-Who's in charge of the wedding?

-One of those wedding companies.

They do weddings every day.

How much time do you need?

Three months, so it works with Mexico.

You have two weeks.

A final episode must be live.

The tax authority informs you

that it's about to begin

the foreclosure process

on your company Plus One.

What?

What happened?

Crazy lady.

Nothing for the next two weeks?

Nothing?

WEDDING PLANNER COMPANIES

April?

In dollars?

Are you really asking

for that much in dollars?

+1EVENTS

Plus One, this is Valentn Mercado,

COWO, Chief of Wedding Operations.

Two weeks?

Yes, of course.

It'd be like a celebrity wedding.

A famous artist,

without security, in a place like this?

From one day to the next.

-Hello.

-Hello.

And she didn't ask for a discount? No way.

I'm telling you. It's the tax people,

they'll be waiting for me inside.

It's not the tax man.

It's a boutique company.

That will work in our favor,

they'll be more attentive.

I spoke with the manager, and told her

it was a matter of time versus money.

Oh my God.

Why don't you tell me why your doctor

won't donate his floating babies?

Easy, Valentn Eduardo Mercado. I'm sad.

It'll be okay. Look on the bright side.

You won't be a widowed mother,

and you can adopt a dog.

I don't want a Princess Margaret.

All right. Come.

Do you love him?

Elvira?

Susana.

Nice to meet you. Valentn Mercado.

Hi, how are you?

Intern?

Of course, love. I had a divine time.

Of course, I'll call you.

Go on, hang up. No, you hang up.

Okay, I'll hang up.

-Chano, dear. How are you?

-Good.

-What's wrong?

-This place is a sh*thole.

You don't like it? I'll handle it.

The jacket looks divine on you.

-Maca, you look so pretty. How are you?

-Good.

I love the look.

Are they the wedding planners?

I'll take care of it.

How are you? I'm Chano's manager.

Rodolfo del Solar

de los Monteros de Aragn y Vallecillas.

Nice to meet you, R

Susana. From Plus One.

-Nice to meet you. Valentn Mercado.

-Do you have a book to take notes?

From now on, all ideas go through me.

-They just met again.

-Who?

-They're ex

-Ex-best friends?

Hey, Susi. What's up? Are you pissed off?

No, I'm not pissed off,

but it's shitty that

we spent months planning this,

which was supposed to be more

But no, we look like

a pair of cougars on spring break.

All right. It's because

I didn't join you this morning.

I promise I'll join you tomorrow

and I'll meditate as much as you want.

No, because tomorrow

is the Ayurvedic nutrition class.

-Ayurvedic?

-Yes.

No, Susana. What a drag.

You promised me

this would be like a Julia Roberts plan.

It seems like we skipped "Eat" and "Love"

and only came to "Pray." How boring.

I booked those spots months ago.

We have to go.

When did you become so uptight?

When you went back to being a teenager.

If you just relaxed a little

and weren't ticking off your checklist

one after another, after another,

maybe you'd have a better time,

don't you think?

You know what? I plan.

I do have a life plan.

Which makes me think, what is your plan?

Or do you think

it's realistic to keep living like this?

Like what?

Like this. Floating through life.

As if you were still 22.

You're turning 40, and you have

no f*cking idea where you're going.

-Go ahead.

-No, you go ahead.

No, you go ahead.

You go ahead.

From writing about celebrity weddings

to making them happen.

Did you fulfill your big dream

of being a great journalist?

Dreams change.

What matters is having them,

and having a clear goal.

What about you, Julia Roberts?

Now you're a manager?

She's the star of the day.

Isn't Chano the star?

Anyway, managing other people's careers

when you can't manage your own,

interesting.

How is your little business going?

Very well. Didn't you call us?

I had no idea it was you.

You got married?

-You got married.

-I got engaged.

So what?

Who'd you convince?

I know. That half-hearted, unreadable guy

with the Mickey Mouse sheets?

He's a doctor.

Yes. Without Borders.

He works in the conflict zone.

And you?

What do you do in your spare time?

Do you keep adding strange things

to that checklist?

Yes. I actually added

something very important.

Never, ever, become a bitter 40-year-old.

-Really? Why don't you--

-Yes, really.

"I won't live life

like I'm on a school trip"?

-Or "I won't be bitter about everything"?

-"I'll mature before 40."

This lacks creativity. This is sh*t.

-He didn't like it.

-He didn't?

We're talking about Chano.

He's the Michael Jackson of urban music.

Why did anyone think this would work?

This is sh*t!

I think that Valentn was only

suggesting a place for the ceremony.

For the family, close friends,

where they will actually marry

but not where the party will be.

Look, honey. Susana, right?

I don't know

what your friend or ex-friend said.

-Elvira.

-Elvira.

But this wedding-concert

is anything but intimate.

Wedding-concert?

Exactly, a wedding-concert.

It's very easy to explain.

What I will say,

and I hope I only have to say it once,

is that this is important.

A lot of people are involved,

a lot of dough.

This is going to be expensive.

Certain people are coming.

I mean advertisers, sponsors, my friends.

We're going to spend

a lot of dough, Susana.

This can't be Unplugged from 1995.

-With candles and batik fabric.

-No.

Am I making myself clear?

Very clear.

Besides, for Plus One, it's very important

to know who we'll be working with,

and it's obvious that these big artists

need a stage to match.

And according to Cond Nast,

the most exclusive place to get married

is Naio.

Naio.

-Chano, that's it.

-Whoa.

Whoa.

-I know.

-Hold on.

-Do you know the Naio guy?

-He's my friend.

-A friend? Or special friend?

-Special friend.

Special friend!

Everyone, listen to me.

Right now,

even the president's son

is on the waiting list.

-Let's go, Chano.

-Of course!

-Really.

-It's the best of the best.

Another thing. Would he let us film there?

We have to film.

The docuseries is live. Would he let us?

-Yes or no?

-Of course, Dolfo!

-Dolfo.

-Dolfo.

If Susana says she knows the guy,

she knows him.

She won't let us down. No worries.

I stick to the plan,

which is always very important.

Valentn, write this down

Well, there you go. It's like I said.

Perfect, all good. Speaking of Unplugged,

I don't think I told you.

Once in 2001,

we did an Unplugged with Ely Guerra,

and then we had the craziest party,

you can't imagine.

We're ready, sir.

You two are a f*cking disgrace,

and you're always late.

I'm sorry, man. There was traffic.

Set.

Sound test.

-Move it away.

-Come on, Susana.

Okay.

Tell me you're not doing this

to get back at your ex-friend

for what she did in India,

because it's not worth it.

No, it's not because of her.

It's because we really need this job, Tn.

Are you sure they can handle this?

Where do we start?

By finding the owner of that hotel

and k*lling him with my charisma.

What charisma?

Look, I need you to focus

on making that song incredible,

on knocking it out of the park,

and when you get on that stage,

people will see what I see. Maca.

You'll stop being known

as Chano's girlfriend.

That will be our ticket to Mexico.

-Yes!

-Yes!

That's it!

Show me the money!

No! "I love you"!

Wait.

Excuse me. This is great.

-Give me some context to understand.

-Come here a moment.

Yes, a testimony. Come over here.

Susana, I need this to go well. No drama.

You don't know what I have at stake here.

I also need this to go well.

We're professionals, right?

Do we need to put bells on you?

Go film Maca.

What should we do

so we don't step on each other's toes?

Since you're such good friends

with the owner, get the site,

so that I can set up the stage

for the concert,

and I'll take care of the important stuff.

The money, the sponsors,

and keeping the egos in check and low.

-Yes, that's important. Keep it low.

-Yes.

Is that what you think of me?

You're stuck in a loop.

You're terrified of growing up.

And you know what? I'm fed up

with supporting you in your growth.

-I'm the one who's fed up.

-Really?

Yes, fed up with you

looking at me that way.

Stop judging me.

You're always looking at me, judging me.

Always with a superiority complex

that doesn't suit you.

It's really tiring.

If you keep this up,

you'll end up like you already are.

-Really?

-Yes.

And what am I like?

Alone. And bitter.

Why do you think I'm the only one

who puts up with you?

Do you think

putting up with you is a prize?

You think those gringos are after you

because you're the life of the party?

No, Elvira.

Because you're the clown of the party,

and when the party is over,

they'll go looking for something deeper

and more serious than you.

May the Force be with you.

Yes, may the Dark Side not swallow you.

Valentn!

How cute.

Elvi!

Look at this, Chano.

I wanted to tell you

that I've been thinking,

and I've decided

to tell Maca the truth

before we get married.

What?

Yes. I feel really bad

No, Chano!

I'm telling you, I'll tell her. I need to.

No.

We agreed this was going to be a secret

that we would take to the grave.

And that's what we'll do.

Please, can I count on you?

Yes?

That's all I need!

Hello.

Hello, welcome.

Thank you.

I'm looking for Mr. Gustavo Heredia.

Mr. Gustavo is a bit ethereal,

and he never tells us where he is.

No matter how ethereal, a phone call?

I'll tell you,

I'm thinking of renting the entire hotel

for the event of a lifetime.

I understand.

But Mr. Gustavo doesn't have a phone,

and he'll show up when he does.

I'm looking for the owner of the hotel.

Gustavo. Where could he be?

Gustavo is ethereal.

He'll show up when he shows up.

Look, my job depends on this.

Please, help me.

Help!

Everything will be fine.

Breathe.

Breathe.

That's it.

I almost died because of you.

Would it have been worth it? No.

But since you won't answer a phone

like a normal person

Why'd you want to talk to me?

Nice to meet you.

-Susana.

-Gustavo.

Wedding planner

for the wedding of the year.

Look, Susana,

if you wanted to talk about that,

you didn't have to go surfing

when you don't know how.

-Yes, but since you're ethereal

-Excuse me?

I'll explain it with a metaphor

that transcendental hippies like you love.

My life is hanging by a thread.

And my only lifeline is this wedding.

I think transcendental

means something else.

And I have news for you.

You owe me a surfboard. Okay?

Nice to meet you.

Come on. Just a moment.

Since you owe me my life

won't you give me five minutes to talk?

All right.

Maca and Chano's wedding

will be the best publicity you could have.

I guarantee you that.

First, thank you.

But since the reviews came out,

we are full.

Now, about-- What are their names?

Maca and Chano.

I think that

we could plan something special for them.

Thank you. Yes! Cheers!

-Cheers!

-Let's try this tea.

Delish.

All right, let's get started.

Let's organize something incredible.

-Right now?

-Yes.

Don't you think we're going a little fast?

Not really. It's on the 23rd.

The 23rd of?

In two weeks.

The 23rd, in two weeks' time, is booked.

And the 23rd for the next two years.

I'm sorry, now,

given that it's urgent,

I can recommend a friend's hotel that--

No, it has to be here.

No, you want it to be here,

but it doesn't have to be here.

Those are different.

Come on, Gustavo.

The only thing I need

is the name of the people

getting married on that day,

and I'll take care of everything.

I'm sure I could make a deal with them.

This is so important. Please.

That's confidential information.

I can't, I'm sorry.

Putting business aside,

tell me why you chose my hotel,

out of all the places in the world.

Because

there are things

that you just know are right.

I don't know if you believe in love,

but I do.

And there is no way

I'm giving up right now.

Of course I believe in love.

MANUEL LOVE MUFFIN

-Answer, don't worry.

-Sorry.

-Hello?

-Hello, Susi?

Can you hear me?

I need to tell you something important.

-What?

-Hello?

Hello?

Is everything okay?

Yes.

Don't think of this just as a sponsorship.

Think of this as an evolution.

Think of it

as you being central in the life--

You'd be central

in this most famous couple's life.

That's absolutely aspirational,

tell me I'm wrong.

I totally agree.

Count on us, Elvira. We're in.

You're in?

-Really?

-Yes.

Of course.

I'll send you the contract right away.

This is huge. It's going to be huge.

It's gonna be huge!

Do you need help?

-The condom people are in.

-Yes.

-I got the deal.

-Wonderful.

Hi!

Tn!

-What's up?

-How'd it go?

I felt like I was in Mad Men,

because I flew Premium Economy.

They gave me food like in the old days.

And I filled your inbox with things to do.

The plane had Wi-Fi, can you believe it?

Oh, no. Your hair is a mess in this heat.

I brought anti-frizz. I'll put some in.

Stay still!

Let's see.

This one has a mountain. This one doesn't.

Look, three pools, instead of one.

One with a waterfall.

I booked it.

Yes, we'll have to change

the wedding-concert narrative a tiny bit.

A tiny bit.

I mean, we'll have to move the wedding

to this tacky place,

and make people believe

it was intentional, not a mistake. Right?

f*ck, we can't! f*ck my life!

It's not so easy to change the venue!

Okay.

-The f*cking awful contract.

-Little tears.

Let's see the tears.

Manu!

Manu, hi! Are you okay?

Listen to me before it cuts out again.

I have to tell you

I'm in pure survival mode.

And I can't ask you to wait for me,

not knowing if I'll be back or not.

What are you talking about?

Of course you'll be back.

-Everything will be fine.

-Hello, Susi?

-Everything will be

-Hel--

Everything will be fine!

I'm sorry, they need me.

I love you, Susi.

But the process,

being a dad with all of this I can't.

Manu! No, look.

We talked about this a lot,

and I know it's difficult,

it's a difficult situation,

but maybe when everything calms down

Can you hear me?

Manu, are you there? You froze!

I can't promise you

the life that you want.

I also don't want

to bring you into my chaos.

I'm coming. I'm sorry, it's

I'm sorry.

Susana!

Susana!

Susi!

Susana!

Susana!

Okay?

Susi, what happened?

What happened? Are we so f*cked

that you're going to k*ll yourself?

What was that?

Manuel broke up with me.

Susi.

I'm sorry.

This will have to be tomorrow's problem,

because today's problem

is called wedding-concert.

And Elvira is being a pain in the a*s.

I'll lose my apartment.

Come on! What apartment?

Enough about boyfriends.

Enough about life-saving studs

and McDreamies!

Enough. Get up.

Get up!

f*ck! Those chick flicks

really f*cked you up.

Compartmentalize, okay?

Come on, I'll fix you up

and we'll go welcome them.

Over there.

You swore it would be fine

To leave after three and miss the train

Just to go to have

So?

Maca, there's nothing

from the song we made before.

Nothing!

-Elvira.

-It's different.

I need to know where to sound-check

and no one is here. What's up?

-The song is different.

-You don't like it?

Now it's a bit more catchy.

I like the other one a lot.

I love the song, it's a beautiful song.

I just think it's a little

-Indie, right?

-Exactly.

-Melancholic.

-Yes.

Tn, come. Give me that.

Maca, do you really want to release that?

-Yes.

-The one from the docuseries?

-Welcome.

-What the f*ck happened to them?

Welcome to Naio.

Can I take you to your rooms?

Can you tell me why you look like that?

Susana,

why are you soaking wet? Come here!

Why aren't you answering my messages?

Why are you wrinkling your nose like that?

Just like when you were

with that filthy bartender

and you denied it on your life.

What's going on? Is everything okay?

Technically,

we don't have the venue

What?

confirmed.

But it will be.

Anyway, obviously I have a plan B.

You had me bring all these people here,

the production team,

and you don't have the place confirmed?

No, not me, Elvi.

It's just a small detail

that I'm sorting out.

Did you read the fine print

of the contract?

Because it's not a small clause.

Why are you talking to me

as if I were your enemy?

This is too important to me.

Not just an insignificant trip we went on.

Take advantage

of the party tonight and fix it.

"An insignificant trip we went on."

Buckle up!

Give a big round of applause

to Chano and Maca!

Chano! Maca!

Susana!

What are you doing?

Come here.

Are you okay?

Don't get drunk.

You need to convince him.

We need this hotel.

Your pretty face isn't superficial

You know in your soul what you want

I walked a thousand paths

Looking for my destiny

In my lost mind, you are the abyss

I like mischief

When it comes from your lips

Bite my lips just right

And I'll take off your clothes

I like mischief

When it comes from your lips

I'll bite your lips just right

If you take off my clothes

Kiss!

Gustavo, I invited you

because I need you to meet them.

They can't get married anywhere else.

Look at me.

Right?

-Okay?

-Okay.

A deal. If you let me move forward,

I swear I'll turn Naio

into a symbol of love,

of commitment that lasts.

Unconditional love, that reminds people

that it's worth

taking a chance on someone.

Because it is worth

taking a chance on someone.

Because there are promises

that can be kept, right?

Or not?

Want a drink?

A guaro.

Can I ask you a question?

Are you okay?

Over here.

Divine.

-No, I'm sorry.

-Don't worry.

Sorry.

Did you fix that "small detail"?

Tell me the truth.

Have you ever done

a f*cking wedding in your life?

Yes. Who do you think you're talking to?

No idea, because the last time I saw you,

you left, and I never knew why.

Don't f*ck with me.

If you want a fight,

look for someone your own size.

Just acknowledge

that you're improvising all this

and you'll make me look like an as*h*le.

Not everything is about you, Elvira.

It's always the same, always about you.

-Isn't it?

-What about you?

The truth holder, the know-it-all.

And stupid me

Stupid you, jumps head first and

doesn't give a sh*t

about stepping on everyone's toes.

That's you.

-Really? And you're a bitter old lady.

-Yeah.

Who makes checklists

she'll never complete.

Ma'am, don't hit her.

f*ck!

-Let go of me!

-Let her go.

Don't f*ck with me, I'm vulnerable here.

What is this lack of class?

If you're going to pull hair,

I'll take you to the volcano tomorrow,

not today.

Compartmentalize!

"Compartmentalize."

Susana.

Can you give me a statement

about what just happened?

What did you feel?

For f*ck's sake.

A guaro.

What are you doing?

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm f*cking great.

No venue for the wedding,

no boyfriend because the guy

And an ex-best friend

who hates me and wants to beat me up.

I don't know if I told you this,

I had a band, we were very successful.

And at the height of our success,

at our prime,

we couldn't be in the same room

without trying to k*ll each other.

Know what happened?

Our ego got the best of us.

Well, also because

Bruce started doing a ton of coke

and that was f*cking crazy.

If it wasn't coke, it was marijuana.

At the end

He ended up sleeping with Brian's wife,

and we all somehow

ended up in a fantastic orgy.

Why was I telling you all this?

I don't know

what happened with your friend.

Maybe you're both right?

-No more.

-Make some noise! Hands up!

Because this

is open mic night.

-You know what I was thinking?

-What?

You should go up and sing.

You're dying to.

Right?

-Elvi!

-Aren't you?

I need you.

-Is everything okay?

-Yes. You both sang beautifully.

I'd like to go over

how everything's progressing tomorrow.

I'll show you

everything tomorrow afternoon.

-Okay.

-Don't worry, everything is going

-Yes?

-Divinely.

I want someone

with a powerful voice tonight.

Yes.

Friend, my heart is wounded

The man I love

Is leaving me

I'm losing him

I'm suffering

Crying with impotence

I can't hold onto him

Come here.

I want you to film this crazy lady

in the most ridiculous way you can.

For love

What can I do?

Give it your all

I gave it everything

Find a way

It's not possible to love more

If you think like that you'll lose him

And if he leaves?

Then you'll have lost him

What will I have left?

What you've experienced

Your advice doesn't take away my pain

That's just how love goes

Yes! A big round of applause!

It's on the house.

Sorry.

What happened?

We're having a family emergency

because of McDreamy.

Good night, Santa Marta!

Manu

I gave you my best years.

The most fertile ones.

-Susana. Let me.

-I want to come in

-I'm here, Susi.

-All right.

Don't touch her hair, no one knows

how to hold her hair better than me.

Leave me! I'm perfectly fine.

Gorgeous. Picture perfect. Keep going.

Can I get an exorcist in here, please?

Get it out.

Son of a b*tch.

f*ck.

What are you doing here?

Don't tell me last night we

Oh, Susana.

If we didn't do it when there was love

Besides, I don't do that

out of spite anymore.

I grew up.

"Grew up," Elvira?

We almost punched each other yesterday.

I think we should talk

about what happened on that trip.

-When you abandoned me?

-Or busted my kneecap?

-No, not the kneecap again!

-"I won't go out."

-I felt so alone.

-I had everything planned.

-I planned a whole schedule.

-Look!

Susana, we don't have to be friends,

but we have to do something

to make this situation less unbearable.

Susana, I need this to go well.

And despite everything that's going on

I trust you.

Are you okay?

You broke up with the doctor?

How do you know?

Your Oompa Loompa can't shut up.

I'm sorry, Susi.

I don't think I can do it.

When has anything

ever been too much for us?

The other day I remembered

when my dad was dating that secretary,

the one younger than me, remember?

And the sh*t we did to her.

Yes, but that wasn't right, Elvira.

Cutting off her hair

No, right?

Now you can go to jail for less than that.

But what I'm trying to say is

You and I can do this, together.

We'll make this wedding happen.

We'll do whatever is needed.

You and I, together.

Let's have breakfast. What do you want?

Conchi, please.

No more hunger strikes, my dear.

I love you, my little thing.

Luis Miguel, if this continues,

we'll have to

Cover her ears.

Take her to the vet.

Keep me posted.

Thank you for everything you're doing.

-Thank you.

-My pleasure, Elvi.

Man.

I would have never imagined

you'd end up being one of those ladies

that puts jackets on their dogs.

Only when it rains.

All right, we need to find that couple

and see what we can come up with

so they give us their spot.

Ask Gustavo.

Didn't you see how he looked at you?

He'll tell you.

Gustavo won't tell me anything.

Exactly.

ELVI, WHAT TIME ARE WE MEETING?

You know what?

I'll get Gustavo to tell you everything,

even who k*lled JFK.

-Don't say I didn't help.

-What? Have some class.

No, come here.

What will you say? What will you do?

Okay.

Hi, Gus. How are you?

-Gus, right. Gustavo?

-Elvira.

Yes. How are you?

Hey, have a good session.

-Thanks, bro. See you later, bye.

-Bye.

How are you?

Fine. I wanted to

First, apologize for last night.

Second, tell you

that my friend isn't normally like that.

-Really?

-Yes.

She's heartbroken.

She had a boyfriend and he dumped her.

She deserves something better.

Better like what?

Other options.

Someone more beachy.

Like more

Yes.

Like

Maybe someone with green or blue eyes?

Depending on the light.

Other things.

Very well.

-I mean--

-I loved talking to you.

Okay.

But

Hey, Susi. Gus is really cool.

He was asking about you a lot.

So sweet and worried.

I feel like he is

-Really

-Ethereal.

No. I was gonna say more, like, charming.

You haven't noticed? That's too bad.

Look, here comes your Prince Charming.

At a different point in your life,

nothing would have seemed like too much.

Gustavo!

I'll see you soon. Powers of persuasion.

-I have an idea.

-Not if it's about your wedding.

Of course not. Where are you going?

To buy some things.

Okay, perfect.

So this Like How do you open this?

How much further is it to the market?

We're almost there.

Susana.

There's no signal here.

Yeah.

Before I forget

Take the wheel, please.

This I found this. Do you still want it?

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Hello, Elvira.

We just came back from the vet.

She's perfectly fine.

She has no health problems.

I bought her food as well.

Why did you have to take her?

What did the vet say?

I'll tell you the truth.

She's sad.

She misses you a lot.

It's only been a few days, imagine what

she'll be like when you leave for good.

Can you put her on?

I'll put her on now.

Look, who's here? Mommy.

What's going on?

Please, don't you make it hard for me too.

I promised he wouldn't bathe you,

and he won't.

Please, darling. Help me.

Bye. Thanks.

She knows you love her very much.

Thank you.

Come on, can't they deliver that?

Now there are apps that deliver anywhere.

-I mean

-Yes.

Do you want the short explanation

or the long one?

f*ck, Susana. Why is your phone off?

The long one, what the hell.

Mrs. Marbel worked for my brother, Mario,

for many years.

He was the architect

who designed the hotel and its concept.

She loves telling me stories about Mario.

Maybe Mario can perform a miracle,

if you don't want to.

I seriously doubt that. Wherever he is

My little brother is a saint, but

I'm sure he would.

He probably would, if he were here.

I like to remember my brother.

With her.

It's nice.

Elvira!

-What?

-Any news from Susi?

-No.

-f*ck.

We were meeting at noon. Look at the time.

I keep calling and she doesn't answer.

What about you?

What's happened now?

It's just

They didn't get the booze.

I found an emergency contact in Guajira.

But it didn't pass the checkpoint

and it all got seized.

-What?

-Yeah.

-What now?

-Nothing.

Without booze, there's no party,

and without

-No venue, no wedding.

-Exactly!

Goofy, have you ever gotten

anything right?

A single event that worked out.

-Yes.

-"Yes."

I've got it. Have you ever been a lookout?

-No.

-You're going to stay here.

If you see anyone coming to the office,

make a noise so that nobody sees me.

Something like

-Like that, but louder.

-What will you do?

What you and Susana

weren't capable of doing.

Hello. Did they release the shipment yet?

Of course, man.

Enrique, how are you?

I'm here. Look at him.

Of course. We're here. Making progress.

"Ethereal."

YOU'RE FREE TO BE HERE

TROUSSEAU. A.

Look, come here.

Do you see that? It looks fine.

But it's not.

That's sh*t. It doesn't work.

This isn't public television. Work harder.

I've told you a thousand times.

You know what I mean?

Am I making myself clear?

-Yes.

-That's

Stop. Go back.

Go back and stop. Right there, stop.

Do you know where you're going?

Clearly.

I like driving on this road

when I need some time to think and let go.

We can do it together.

Son of a b*tch!

That's right.

Susana.

Okay.

sh*t!

I'm screwed!

I'm alive, m*therf*cker!

I need help!

It feels good, right?

Hold on, stop.

I'll be right there.

You show up at this time?

Hi. What are you up to?

Anyway, I was at the pool drinking wine,

and I wondered if you'd have some with me.

What?

Don't tell me you're an artist as well.

I'll end up in love with you,

and it won't be my fault. I'm warning you.

Aren't you going to answer?

It's Chano, asking about

the blue shirt or the green one.

Those are Chano's problems.

Don't tell me he texts you

asking for fashion advice.

He texts me all the time.

Okay.

You didn't need to think,

you needed to let go.

Did I just do the Titanic thing?

Hey.

I was thinking that, maybe,

you'd like us to order room service.

We can drink some wine and eat something.

-Room service?

-Yes.

-No.

-No?

-One glass.

-One.

-That's it.

-One and that's it.

-Okay?

-One and that's it.

One and that's it.

You know I can't give you

what you want, right?

-Yes.

-So we have two options.

The first, we go back to the hotel,

and that's it.

Or the second, if you want,

you allow me to take you to a place

that I promise is wonderful.

"One glass," she says. One glass!

-Drink.

-I know, "one."

-How many have we had?

-I don't know.

Neo-- What was it?

-Neon Pulse. I told you.

-Neon Pulse.

You just never listen.

Honestly, Elvira, it was a wonderful time.

We were best friends, fulfilling a dream.

Then I tried television and film.

I like being behind the scenes.

Controlling things.

Which is what you like, I've noticed.

I never ask anyone for their autograph,

I'm not joking.

-Never, ever.

-So?

I think I'd like one

from one of the guys from Neon Pulse.

Still not sure from which one.

Are you serious?

You'd like an autograph

from a Neon Pulse member?

All right, let's see.

I'm going to do something.

But I want you to promise me

that you won't laugh.

-No.

-No!

There are no cameras, right?

You want to be the wild guy

who takes advantage of a poor woman,

and brings her to a tropical paradise

to see if she loosens up.

I'm sorry, my friend,

but I'm too old to fall for these tricks.

It turns out

I'm also too old to go to such lengths

just for a woman to give it to me.

How about we relax?

Let's enjoy this place.

You can wait for me

while I do

my strange water and earth rituals.

Yes, obviously I'll wait.

How else will I get home? By canoe?

Too bad

that this obsessive version of you

is so exhausting.

But know what bothers me the most?

That even that version of you

God!

Yelling again?

It fascinates me.

Now, imagine

The Bernabu.

Ninety-thousand people. Almost all women.

Screaming like crazy.

And the five of us come out.

Like this, more or less.

Five, six, seven, eight.

Oh, my.

What?

Chano, this again?

We're not saying anything.

We agreed we wouldn't say anything.

What do you mean, "Why?"

Remember everything we had to do

to get out of this mess.

Really.

No more talking about this.

Who were you talking to?

My flip-flops.

-Do you want to do something?

-Let's not complicate it.

-No?

-No.

-Is that what you want?

-Yes.

All right.

-I'll call you later?

-If it's for work, whenever you want.

-All right.

-Okay.

Bye.

-Bye.

-Bye.

He's so intense!

They always want more from me.

-We said

-Elvi.

Where and when

was the best f*ck of your life?

-Around 2012, I think.

-Yeah?

Yeah, I was at the funeral of uncle--

Of Carlota's cousin, I went

I didn't ask about the weirdest

and most morally questionable.

I asked about the best.

Mine started on the banks

of a wild and virgin river,

and ended in the intimacy of an office.

I knew that there was no heartbreak

that could resist such a delicious man!

Tell me the details.

It was like Lara Croft in a soap opera.

I should say,

that guy is anything but ethereal.

You can't imagine

the things he said to me.

That he said or that he did?

That he said while he did.

How nice!

The lustful planets aligned, because

I also just

had a close encounter of the third kind.

No. With Rodolfo?

And?

Dude!

No!

-By the way!

-What?

-I got the bride's name.

-No way!

-Yes, ma'am!

-Wow, you're talented!

I tried, I swear. How'd you do it?

-She has an unusual last name, look.

-Let's see.

Elvira, go wash yourself! Let's see.

Trousseau?

Alaska!

How are you, my dear?

What a coincidence seeing you here.

Su!

Since you don't answer the phone,

I haven't told you how sorry I was

that you canceled your wedding.

How are you?

It's been really hard,

that's why I came here.

Enough!

Bullshit, Alaska Trousseau!

You f*cked me over.

I reserved the club,

I paid for the catering in advance,

I paid for the insurance

and for the dress

you ruined with your snot.

Do you know how much that cost?

Self-regulate.

I never authorized any of those payments.

At least not in writing.

You should know

how to read between the lines.

Good point.

True.

Well!

I see we're doing business

like two men who don't respect their word,

and since you won't pay me,

even if I send a debt collector,

I propose a trade.

You give me your date at Naio,

and I'll give you mine at Minca Resort.

Three pools, one with a waterfall.

And why would I do that?

I don't know.

I can think of four good reasons.

CLICK TO PAY

Those little fetish feet

have been working hard lately.

Congratulations.

But I doubt you want your boyfriend

to find out what your real job is

and how you make all that money.

If I were you, I'd take the deal.

And if not,

I have a gardener friend,

who can fix your other foot.

Let's go, Elvi.

No!

That was so good.

Damn.

-Do you think FetishFans exists in Mexico?

-How would I know?

Everyone says Mexico's so cheap, it's not.

I've been to Mexico, it's not cheap.

Since when are you

so interested in the Mexican economy?

Until Maca makes it big,

we'll have to tighten our belts.

I'm good at finding a deal.

But as a manager

What do you mean, Elvi?

Are you thinking about moving to Mexico?

-What's up?

-Valentn Eduardo.

-That mouth isn't only sucking oranges.

-No.

How did it go?

We got the date. Together.

No.

Hello.

-Hi.

-What's up?

Can we talk?

Sure.

Excuse me.

Sure. Punish me.

"Can we talk?"

-So beautiful.

-Wait up!

He'd be the perfect donor for my Susi.

Donor of what?

-Of what?

-Of what?

-"Of what," what?

-Nothing.

Fine, but you didn't hear it from me.

It turns out

that my Susi wants to be a mom.

-What?

-Yes.

She's wanted kids for a while.

She stopped drinking

after the trip to India,

though she more than

made up for it at the party.

If you saw her desk drawer,

it's filled with prenatal vitamins.

Manuel seemed solid,

but that was a mega fail.

Kids? Cross that off.

That's never been in either of our plans.

I don't know

why we thought about it before.

One of those ladies whose life

only has meaning when they procreate?

Total fail!

She's sad seeing her dream fall apart.

You wanted to buy time

while your friend broke into my office

to steal information, right?

Easy, James Bond.

What are you talking about?

I was about to partner with her,

but look at this.

This is for you to do what is needed,

as will I.

I want to tell you

that everything I said yesterday

was true.

Everything.

But while I was being sincere,

while I was

opening my heart like an idiot,

you just wanted to buy time.

Very well.

I guess you did that

because you were really desperate

to hold the wedding.

I have good news.

You have my blessing to do so.

But after that,

please leave my hotel.

I don't want to see you again.

I hope life treats you well.

Did you go into Gustavo's office?

What's wrong with you?

I had to. Everyone was pressuring me.

Maca, the producers, everyone.

They were like this, and Valentn said--

But to go into his office!

That's an invasion of privacy!

That's jail time!

No way. Calm down.

You'll never understand, will you?

That your actions have consequences.

And you're not 12 anymore, Elvira.

Start unloading, the trucks are here.

Go!

-Hey, girl.

-What?

You can't deny we're a good team.

High

five.

Seriously?

See? Karma is a b*tch.

They say you shouldn't see the bride

before the wedding,

but I thought I could break the rules

with a small morning kiss.

Maca and I didn't

sleep together last night

to build the excitement.

It's also been about a week since we

Cut that part later.

Maca and I didn't sleep together,

and I'm arriving at her room.

Let's see Maca's reaction.

-All right.

-That's it. Go in.

How's the princess--?

-What the f*ck. Come in.

-Yes, guys--

Put that down.

And now I have to be without you

Your betrayal hurts more if I stay here

Even if it's hard, it's the best for me

I have to admit that we won't meet again

Okay, she changed the lyrics but

She changed the lyrics? Are you kidding?

Weren't we taking this to the grave,

and you weren't going to say anything?

You don't sh*t where you eat, my dear.

Come on.

Get filming. Quickly, all of it.

What did you do?

Nothing. I didn't do anything.

I need you to help me find Maca.

Look. This was 40 minutes ago.

Did you f*ck Chano?

-That boy could be your grandson!

-My what?

Clothes.

I'll give you cash,

dough, money, euros, dollars.

Find this girl.

Follow that taxi.

The antenna!

-Let's go.

-Follow them!

Come on, man!

You were right.

We should have put bells on them.

What about bells?

Which way should I go?

CHOOSE WI-FI ON DOMESTIC FLIGHTS

Elvi!

-Susi!

-Elvi!

The last flight to Bogot

left 20 minutes ago.

-Yeah, I know.

-Oh, God!

No, faint later. Tomorrow.

-I f*cked everything up!

-Everything was already super f*cked up.

Susana, what are we doing?

You don't know how to do weddings.

-No, please.

-I can't manage anyone's career.

Forget what I said

about us making a good team.

Delete that.

Move to trash.

It's impossible. We're the worst team.

Enough!

Calm down! Stop talking nonsense.

Did you really need to slap me?

Be grateful I threw the ring away.

Sorry, the slap was too much.

I was possessed

by the spirit of Soraya Montenegro,

but snap out of it.

A lot has happened since then

and as unlucky as we are,

we can't give in right now.

We must use

the little dignity we have left

to get out of this sh*thole.

It's the very last push.

We can't be more f*cked

than we are right now.

But wait.

Elvi,

if the last plane left 20 minutes ago,

she didn't have time to make it!

Think where she could be.

How would I know, Susi?

You have a weird,

mother-daughter relationship with Maca.

You must have developed

that motherly instinct.

And you know something.

Moms know everything.

I know.

She has to be here,

where we shot the first video.

Wait.

-Where?

-Maca!

Jesus, we thought you had left, Maca!

No! Haven't you done enough?

You screwed my boyfriend,

who is also your client,

and you're like 40 years older than him.

Come on, 13 maybe?

Who told you?

Why do you think that I screwed Chano?

I don't think, I know you did.

I don't know what hurts more, Elvira.

That Chano cheated on me, or that you did.

Maca.

I didn't screw Chano, Maca.

Why do you think I fired Laura?

I think she's a great drummer,

one of the best I know.

Why didn't you tell me?

You and I are supposed to be friends.

We are friends, Maca.

He seemed to really regret it,

like he was in pain.

He wanted to change, so I kept his secret.

In a different situation,

I would have told you to send him to hell.

I don't believe it's as simple

as "good" or "bad" anymore.

People don't always cheat

due to a lack of love, sometimes it's

out of fear,

emptiness,

or immaturity.

And Chano loves you more than himself,

and that's saying a lot.

Are you asking me

to marry a man who was unfaithful to me?

Once a cheater, always a cheater.

But

Let's look at it differently.

Marriage is already so flawed,

it requires tons of forgiveness,

of patience.

There are no half-measures.

In the end, Maca,

life is much more beautiful when

you share it with someone.

That's right.

You'll fulfill your dreams.

Do you want to do it

with or without Chano?

If it's without him,

then don't get married.

If it's with him,

get married and take the risk.

Sometimes it's as simple as that.

Anyway,

who gave you the idea

that I slept with Chano?

Rodolfo.

Okay.

I don't know,

I still have to think things through.

Really?

Yeah.

I'm going to take a walk.

Hey,

do you think there will be a wedding?

From Naio, Palomino,

Maca and Chano's wedding concert special.

Virgin Mary, I beg you.

If Maca shows up, I swear,

I'll delete Grindr from my phone

for a few days,

and I'll delete all my messages.

Please.

Chano, the shoulder piece. Let's go.

Relax, let's do it.

That's it. Beautiful.

That's it.

Ready.

He's never looked this handsome.

Everything is under control.

Maca! Chano!

I'm saying how I feel. Respect that.

We're talking.

Your heart will be broken a million times.

Mine has. Love doesn't exist, damn it.

The show must go on.

Can we compartmentalize this somehow?

-Yes, exactly. Let's compartmentalize.

-Tell him.

Let's calm down.

I sense that Maca will arrive soon.

-I have a hunch.

-I don't want to.

A f*cking hunch?

-Did you hit your head when you were born?

-Enough!

Listen to me once in your f*cking life!

I don't want to go on!

-I'm going to cancel.

-Stop filming me, f*ck! No!

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Today,

I want to be honest with you all,

and show you

that today I'm not feeling great.

Today my voice is breaking,

because I love Macarena with all my heart.

And I lost her, like an idiot.

Sometimes we're idiots, right?

I hope you all get a chance

to truly love, to respect.

I didn't know how to do that.

I only know how to play guitar,

nothing else.

Aside from that, I'm an idiot.

That's how I'm feeling today.

I want to be

completely honest with you all.

Maca!

Maca!

Maca!

Go, Maca!

Forgive me.

Bravo!

You swore it would be fine

To miss the train and have another coffee

You turned my world around

I wasn't going to miss what happens next

We ran out of time

And I just wanted to go slower

Now I remember

Nothing is better without you

May lightning strike us if it isn't true

There's no life without you here

I forget to laugh

I'm lost, I prefer to die.

I let go of the past at dawn

I got lost in your voice

And I forgot who I was before

Even though fear tried to defeat me

I jumped because this only happens once

The problems of growing up

How to split the chores

Let the desire come

May the jokes always land

We ran out of time

And I just wanted to go slower

Now I remember

Nothing is better without you

May lightning strike us if it isn't true

There's no life without you here

I forget to laugh

I'm lost, I prefer to die

I see that I don't know

How to go on without you

I need your air

Even though I wanted to go

I don't want to hurt you

I don't feel cold in your arms today

And now nothing is better without you

May lightning strike us if it isn't true

There's no life without you here

I forget to laugh

I'm lost, I prefer to die

Now nothing is better without you

May lightning strike us if it isn't true

There's no life without you here

I forget to laugh

I'm lost, I prefer to die

I don't get

what your marketing strategy was,

or what you thought to do

when Maca found out.

In life, sometimes you do

what you have to do.

Please go. You're speaking nonsense.

After everything I did for you?

I got you to the top.

And you and I

Maybe in another life.

-Not in any life.

-How romantic.

Not in any life.

He's a real poet.

-So you're staying?

-Hey!

I'm sorry.

A little package arrived for you.

Can't it wait?

It's a package from Ukraine.

Maybe.

Here?

Cheers.

Hello.

I gave my samples.

Everything is signed and sealed,

just like you asked.

I don't want you to do it

because I asked you to.

I want you to want to do it.

Manu,

I know that your mind and heart

aren't with me, and I understand.

The world needs you.

And that's what I admire most about you.

-Really.

-I don't want to lose you.

If I have to change my whole life

so we can be together, then I'll do it.

We're old enough to know

that those types of changes

don't end well.

Thank you.

Cheers to those who love each other,

those who forgive each other.

Cheers to the ton of soap operas

we had to watch

to understand

that love doesn't have to be dramatic.

Cheers to those

who accompany us through it all.

You are my one.

Cheers to all of you.

Cheers.

Elvi.

-Elvi, look who I brought you.

-Conchi, how can this be?

Mara Conchita has no life without you,

and I understand her.

You should take her to

Kiss.

Quiet.

Yes, a kiss.

Attack!

Did you resolve your issues

with the Ukrainian package?

With Manuel?

I have

an offer for you.

Stay at the hotel for a few days

while you decide

what the next step is

in your life.

This is a friendly offer.

No strings, no expectations.

Nothing will happen

that you don't want to happen.

Unless you want it to happen.

I should just shut up, right?

I'll just shut up.

Susi, have you been happy all these years?

Have you?

I don't know.

I feel I'm in a 40-something sandwich.

A bit lukewarm, strange,

where I'm too old to start over,

and I'm not

It's all good.

Too young to quit,

but too old to start over, right?

The only way a 40-something

is considered young is if they die.

The number of silly things

I had on that list!

I only kept one thing.

Get Susana back.

On my checklist

it was super important to get you back.

-A waste of time.

-Yes.

I've honestly never found anyone else

who helps me not be

so restless and flighty.

The only person

who has ever grounded me is you.

And I need someone

who can show me that you can f*ck up,

but that you can also get up

a thousand times.

You have shown me that abundantly.

Thank you.

Do you really want

to give the company to Valentn?

Yes.

I need to focus on becoming a mom.

For that baby to be born,

I need to take it easy.

Even more so

now that I'm considering doing it alone.

You're going to be

the best mom in the world.

And you won't be alone.

Why? Don't tell me you're gonna be there.

Of course!

If a baby sticks, I'll be there.

I'll help you

wash bottles, sing to them, to hold them.

But no diapers.

You have to do diapers.

Really, Elvi?

Obviously.

This is the nicest thing

you've ever said to me.

Thank you.

-I'm covered in sand.

-Me too.

-Reconsider the diapers.

-No.

-I love you so much.

-Me too.

f*ck! I forgot again. What was it?

-Elvira, seriously? Come on, focus.

-All right.

Two lines are good.

-Two lines are good.

-One is bad.

One is bad.

-You look.

-Okay.

-No, don't. I'll look.

-Should I look or not?

-I'll look.

-Okay.

f*ck! I forgot again. What was it?

-One line is good, two lines are bad.

-Two lines is

No!

Two lines are good. One line is bad.

-One, two, three.

-One, two, three.

SUSANA AND ELVIRA

WILL RETURN

I accept.