01x15 - The Piranha Plot

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Hi there, I'm Jabber Jaw.
Woo, woo.

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

* They call him
Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabber *

* Jabber-Jabber-
Jabber-Jaw *

Woo, woo, woo.

* The most futuristic
shark you ever saw *

* I can walk and talk
and look I'm even breathin' *

* He's so sharp the things
he does are unbelievin' *

* Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-
Jabber-Jabber-Jabberjaw *

* I'm the latest greatest
shark you ever saw *

* When his friends get in a jam
they just call on this big ham *

* He's Jabber-Jabber-Jabber
Jabber-Jabber-Jabberjaw *

* The finniest funniest
shark you ever saw *

* Jabber-Jabber-Jabber
Jabber-Jabber-Jabberjaw *

I don't get no respect.

* Jabberjaw **

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

Is the rocket ready?

Yes, Piranha. The mist canisters
are all loaded aboard.

Excellent, Drago.

Soon I will rule
the Undersea States of America.

What about the exotic fuel
for the rocket?

The tanker
that you ordered seized

is coming in range, Piranha.

There it is now
on the aqua scanner.

Ah, yes, send out the capture
ship to a welcome the tanker.

Nice going.

Booking our passage
on a "Yuck" tanker.

I'll admit it's not very fancy,
Shell. But it's cheap.

That I believe.

And it'll get us
to our gig in Amsteraqua.

Amsteraqua? I thought
our gig was in Hawaii.

That deal fell through,
Clamhead. So we're gonna--

Shee! You mean
we're not going to Hawaii.

Ooh, oh, oh, ooh.

I got my costume
and everything.

Gee, Jabber, you look like
a grass hut with fins.

Yuck!

Shee! I was gonna surprise
everybody with my solo.

Hey, put me down,
you little bully.

Sheesh!

No respect!
I oughta ah, ah, ah..

What is that?

A monster ship!

Jumping jellyfish!

Yeow!
It's gonna gobble us up.

Oh, oh, where'd they take us?

Where are we?

I don't know.
But look.

Where are you taking us?

Silence! You're all prisoners
of the Piranha.

How about that?
What are we gonna do?

We've gotta hide.
Come on.

They're gone.

Come on out, Jab.

I'm tryin'!
I'm tryin'!

Hey, Shell,
you can come out now.

Next, find your own
hiding place. Jabber Blabber.

Sorry.

I bet those weirdoes who
captured our tanker were after

its load of rocket fuel.

What do we do now?

Let's check around and find out
what kind of trouble we're in.

- The tanker is ready, Piranha.
- Excellent.

Start the rocket fuelling,
immediately.

Wowy, zowy, look at that!

Oh, look at what.

I can't see a thing with
that big rocket in the way.

'Hey, those guys are filling
that big, big rocket

with our tanker fuel.

Ooh, I'll stop 'em.

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

I'll give 'em
a this, this and that.

Well, knock it off
before you get us all k*lled.

Those characters
are really up to something.

And we better find out what
before it's too late.

- Somebody's coming.
- Quick in here.

Attention,
the Piranha speaks.

So that's him.
Super creep.

Our moment of victory
is close at hand.

The rocket is ready
to launch in 20 minutes.

Soon it will spray my mist
throughout the capital

of the Undersea States
of America.

Their leaders will be helpless
and force to surrender to me.

Woo, woo, woo.

How do you like that?
A surrender mist.

We got to stop that mad man
before he takes over the world.

And I've got a plan.

Bubbles, you and Biff will try
to get into that rocket

and sabotage it.

Okay, but I've never rocked
a wrecket before.

Oh, uh, wrecked a rocket.

Oh, just pretend
you're fixing it, Bubblehead.

That'll louse it up good.

Clamhead, Jabber and I will go
to the Piranha's command control

center and do everything
we can do delay the launch.

Yeah! Let me
at that Piranha.

Why, I'll give him
a this, hyaah

and I'll give him that, hyaah.
And a this, hyaah.

- Move it Jabber!
- Oh, okay.

Woo, woo, woo.

Shee! How come
I get the mop? No respect.

Look.

Woo, woo, woo.
The Piranha's men.

Don't just stand there,
Blubber. Look busy.

Yeah, busy.
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

Watch it, you
muddle headed mop jockey.

Oops! Sorry, Shell.

Put, put me down!

You, what are you doing
in launch control?

P-P-Piranha's orders, sir.

H-he wants the control room
tidy you know.

Yeah, tidy.

Enough. Alright, do your work
and get out.

Now's our chance.
Let's get moving.

When Piranha finds out
he's popped all his buttons..

I'll give 'em a little shuffle
for a game of mix up.

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

Eww! Hmm. May be they'd
be better with chilli.

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

We've got to figure out a way
to louse up this rocket.

I think we should depressurize
the main liquid oxygen terminals

activate the secondary failsafe
field circuits

and then the backup system.

Huh? What made
you think of that?

That big sign over there
that says not to do it.

Okay, then,
let's get started.

There's the liquid oxygen.

And here's
the fail safe circuit.

And I'll just do
the rest of these.

That did it.
Let's get out of here.

Hurry up, Jabber.
The Piranha's coming.

The Piranha.

Ah-ah-ah.

Oh, oh, oh.

Now you did it, Jab.
You launched it!

The rocket!
Who launched the rocket?

Now we'd better take off
like a rocket.

Yeah, woo, woo, woo.

When I get my hands
on the fool that..

Hold it.
Who are you?

Guards! Guards!

Oh-oh.
We'd better scramble.

Okay, who's got
the eggs?

Uh-oh.
Fast reverse.

Come on, we gotta find
Jabber and the others.

Here I go!

Hang on, Jabber!

All aboard!

Say goodbye to this nest
of weirdoes. We're leaving.

Next stop, Amsteraqua.

Fools! Imbeciles!

We must find out
where that rocket landed

and recover it at once
to carry out my plan.

And I want those saboteurs
captured at any cost

and brought to me.

I know
how to deal with them.

Woo, woo.

Let's go tell the police
to get those Piranha guys.

This is it, g*ng.
The Amsteraqua Police Station.

I'm Inspector Van Huten.

And we're the Neptunes,
Mr. Tuten.

Van Huten. State your business
quickly, I'm a very busy man.

You see, inspector,
there's this dangerous looney

who has a secret m*ssile base
and calls himself The Piranha.

Stand back, everybody.
Let me tell him.

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

You see this big ship came up
behind our tanker like this

Yaa..

And then shut right down
on us like this.

- My desk!
- And swapped us up.

Then it took us to the Piranha's
base with a huge rocket

that stretched from here,
clear up there.

Put me down!

But we launched up his rocket
by ripping out

all the control buttons.
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

And then I sat on the control
panel, woo, woo, like this.

And then it launched.

Woo, woo, woo.

And then we..

...hey, where did he go?

Try the chandelier.

Officers, get these lunatics
out of here.

Put us down
you bad heavy hunk of junk.

Shee! No respect.
Woo, woo, woo.

Not even for public
spirited citizens.

We're the Neptunes.
Are our rooms ready?

Never mind the rooms.
Look at this.

Witness claims huge U.F.O.
lands in seaweed forest.

Wowy, zowy. That might
be our rocket.

Mr. Fred Kelpington, amateur
seaweed collector

and fish watcher
saw the object land

and says it has
a strange insignia

that looked
like a piranha.

That's it.

The authorities
did not believe Kelpington.

An eccentric character who
lives on kelp berries

and inhabits an abandoned water
mill on the edge of town.

Excellent. This Kelpington
will lead us to my rocket.

Once we find out from Kelpington
where the rocket is

we'll tow it off to the police
before the Piranha can find it.

Yeah! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

There's Kelpington's place
up ahead.

Will you tell us about
that U.F.O. you saw land, sir?

Sure will, kids.
Biggest thing ever.

I was out fish watching

and this beautiful silver
breasted stickleback swam by.

Have you
ever seen a silver--

Never mind the stickleback.
How about the rocket?

Well, suddenly a shadow
appeared on the ocean floor

and this
huge shiny U.F.O. landed.

Can you tell us
where to find it?

Sure, I'll draw
you a map.

Someone's here.
It's those meddling kids again.

They won't get away
this time.

After you cross
the Aquaman Deep

it's located between
the seaweed forest and--

What's that?

Ah, ah, ah.
The Piranha.

We've gotta hide.

Go up in the attic.

Woo, woo, woo. Private party.
No gatecrashers.

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

Woo, woo.
Wait for me.

They're after Mr. Kelpington.

I've got an idea.
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

Hey, watch it, fumble fins.

Now the creeps will chase you
instead of him.

Wowie, wow, wow.
Great idea, Jab.

I think
it's dumb, dumb, dumb.

You'll be safe
in here, sir.

Quick look in the attic.

Let's get out of here.

Woo, woo, woo.
Hah, hah, hah. Catch.

Good toss, Jabber.

O-o-oh, ooh.

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

How do we get down
to the aquatow truck.

How else?

Oh, neat.

There they go. They got
Kelpington. After them.

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Here I come.

Get your blubber
off of me.

Shee! Sorry Shell.
I, I, I, ah, ah, ah.

Welcome back.

Now you'll tell me
where the rocket is located

Mr. Kelpington.

Surprise!

I've been tricked.

We won't tell you
where it is.

And we won't let you see
the map either.

Map. Search them.

Delicious.
Woo, woo, woo.

You'll be sorry,
you did that.

Ah, ah, ah.

Ah, the Aquaman Deep,
the Seaweed forest.

I know the area well.

Oh, hey, come on
that tickles.

Woo, woo.
Cut it out, will ya.

What about
the prisoners, Piranha?

Throw them
in the Piranha cell.

I think those piranhas
want us for din-din.

Yeah, they're mean
little rascals.

Lucky for us
they can't get in here.

But we can't get out.

Woo, woo, woo. I can get us out
of this fancy sardine can.

Watch this.

Wowie, wow, wow.
Way to go, Jab.

So far so good.
Blubberwrench.

Now how do we get through
the floor of the cell?

With the all Jabber Jackhammer
roll. Let's get pounding, Jab.

Woo, woo, woo.
I've broken through.

All ready for us, Jab?

Ready. Slide away.
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

I guess that proves
a great white shark is smarter

than those little piranha
twerps. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

Now what?

Now let's hope
we can get to that rocket

before the big piranha
twerps do. Come on.

The rocket
is towing easily Piranha.

Excellent. I want it repaired
and ready for launching

as quickly as possible.

We should reach the spot
where the rocket landed, soon.

- Ah, ah, ah. Not soon enough.
- Look!

Those creeps beat us
to the rocket.

- Piranha, look.
- They escaped. Impossible.

Capture them.

Ah, ah, ah.

Look out, Biff.

You fool! You cut the tow cable.
Out of my way.

I'll get rid of those
meddlers for good.

* I told you once
One time *

* I told you twice
told me two times *

* I told you near
a thousand t-i-imes *

* But as you realize
it's h-a-ard *

* You told me once
one time *

* You told me twice
told you two times *

* You told me near
a thousand t-i-imes *

* I told you
many times anyway *

* But I should
come back in time *

* You wanna go
to a drive-in movie *

* On top of things
you say *

* But I can tell you
now that's just so groovy *

* I told you once
one time *

* I told you twice
two times *

* I told you near
a thousand times **

Wowie, wow, wow.
We got him!

Yeah, that will teach
a piranha to tangle

with a great white shark.
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

Now the Piranha looks like
a goldfish now.

Let me out!
Let me out of here!

Cool it, fish face.

You're staying put until we get
you to the Amsteraqua police.

Thank you for saving the
undersea world from the Piranha.

Oh, that's okay
your officer-ship.

Well, let's go g*ng.
We've got a gig to play.

* I got the no-o-o *

* No-good news *

* No good **

Woo, woo, woo.
How do I look?

Hey, these were the shoes
that are great for tap dancing.

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

Shee! No respect. Not even from
a tiny termite twerp.

Woo, woo, woo.