01x14 - The Fast Paced Chase Race

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Hi, there! I'm Jabberjaw.

Woo-woo-woo!

Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk.

* They call him
Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabber *

* Jabber-Jabber-Jabberjaw *

Woo-woo-woo!

The most futuristic shark
you ever saw. Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

I can walk and talk
and look, I'm even breathin'.

* He's so sharp
the things he does are *

Unbelieving!

* Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabber
Jabber-Jabber-Jabberjaw *

I'm the latest greatest
shark you ever saw.

Woo-woo-woo!

* When his friends
get in a jam *

Why, they just
call on this big ham.

* Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabber
Jabber-Jabber-Jabberjaw *

* He's the finniest funniest
shark you ever saw *

* Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabber
Jabber-Jabber-Jabberjaw **

I don't get no respect.

Jabberjaw!

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Success at last.

I have bred a microbe with
a fantastic appetite for oil.

Observe.

Just one drop of
my invisible little monsters..

...and the oil is gone!
Ha ha ha!

Amazing, Dr. Robek.

Now, I shall have this vile
smuggled into Petrolaqua.

The oil capital
of the undersea world.

And the world's leaders
will get to choose

between surrendering to me

or seeing the entire
undersea world's oil destroyed!

But, Dr. Robek,
the border to Petrolaqua

is heavily guarded.
Everyone is searched.

Not everyone, Hugo.

They will not search
the drivers

in the Petrolaqua
Trans-Marine Race.

And my microbes will be hidden
in one of those race cars.

Hey! Oh, let's go for a swim.

Yeah, last one in
is a silly guppy.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Jabber, no!

A shark!

Where? Where?

Fooled ya. Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Shee! No respect.

Not even for a guest.

Woo-woo-woo!

This time
you really did it, Jabber.

You got us all thrown out
of our hotel.

Shee! All I did
was dive in the pool.

Did ya have to
pick ladies' day?

Hmm, ladies' day?
I didn't see any ladies.

Of course not.

Two seconds after you hit
the water, they were gone!

Boy, oh boy.
No place to stay, no money.

And our next gig's a 1000 miles
away in Petrolaqua.

Wait a minute, g*ng.
That poster gives me an idea.

Come on! We're gonna get
to Petrolaqua.

What a day, race fans,
the whole world is watching

for the start
of a drilling 1000 mile

Petrolaqua Trans-Marine Race.

Featuring the undersea world's
finest drivers.

Abba-abba-abba! You're gonna
drive us to Petrolaqua

in a race car?

- That's right.
- Hah!

Who'd have you
for a throttle jockey?

Just be glad the guy who did
is an old school pal.

Come on, let's report in.

Woo-woo-woo!

We're gonna race! Oh, boy!

Vroom vroom vroom.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

It is the vial, Pulgar.

Guard it with your life.
You understand your mission?

Yes, doctor.

We will drive to Petrolaqua and
deliver this vile only to you.

Exactly.

And remember, you must not
attract attention

to our little secret.

This is it,
ladies and gentlemen.

The race is about to begin
any second now.

Gentlemen, start your engines.

Woo-woo-woo!

Here we go! Come on.

And away we go!

Dr. Robek, some kids
just drove off with our car.

- And the vial.
- What?

But we will stop them.
We'll run them off the road.

No, you fool, not with
the whole world watching.

Don't let those kids
out of your sight.

They won't get far. Ha ha.
I'll see to that. Ha ha ha.

Wowee-showee-wow-wow!
We're in the lead!

The racers are here
and I will attack here.

When the kid's car
reaches this part

their race will be over.
Ha ha ha.

Wowee-showee, Biff.

You're really makin'
those other drivers eat dust.

Oh, he is?
Oh, you shouldn't do that, Biff.

It'll spoil their dinner.

Woo-woo-woo!

Hey, Shell,
come on, let me see.

Ya-a-a!

Everybody keep their eyes open.

We have to avoid
a construction zone up ahead.

There it is.
The construction zone.

Wowee-wow-wow!

Looks like we'll be the first
ones to reach camp tonight.

The sooner the better.
I feel like a pancake.

And I feel like a sardine.

Woo-woo-woo!

Abba-abba-abba!
Look out!

Hang on, everybody.

Yeow!

Look out!

Woo-woo-woo! Watch it!

Shee!

How about some respect,
you little feathered twerp?

Woo-woo-woo!

Don't just stand there,
fumble fins, do something.

Woo-woo-woo!

Maybe this stuff's a cleaner.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Have no fear
when Jabber's here.

Woo-woo-woo!

Jabba-jellyfish! That's amazing!

One drop and the oil
just disappeared.

There they are.
Let's get that vile.

- I'll take that.
- Hey, come back.

What's goin' on here?

Something tells me
our accident was no accident.

Those two weirdoes
were after that little vial.

I remember those guys
at the starting line.

And I-
That's it!

We got their car by mistake.

Wowee-wow-wow-zowee!

They must be smuggling
that stuff.

Imagine what those creeps
could do with that bottle

in Petrolaqua.

The oil capital of the world.

Ya-a-a!
We gotta stop 'em.

I'll give him a this.

Whoosh! And a that.

Whoosh, and a..

Shee!

Knock it off, Jabber-blabber.

We're not going anywhere
till we fix this car.

- Calling Dr. Robek.
- This is Robek.

- We have the vial.
- Ah, excellent.

Proceed to Petrolaqua
as planned. Ha ha ha.

Abba-abba-abba! How're we gonna
catch up with those guys

when we're runnin' miles behind?

This map says there's
an old road right about here.

- A shortcut.
- Woo-woo-woo! I see it.

It looks pretty rough,
but it's our only chance.

Here we go!

Plus we'll head 'em off.

And then it's our turn to give
those creeps a real surprise.

Hey! Woo-woo-woo! Watch it!

Woo! Woo!

Get off me before
I'm clobbered flat.

This sign says
the bridge is out.

Oh, it is?

Uh, when will it be back?

Get out there and do something,
blubber-boy.

Woo-woo-woo! I'll handle it
with the old bridge-a-roo.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Come on, let her roll.

Hey, stop it. Woo!
You're ticklin' me.

Hey, wait for me!
Woo-woo-woo!

Hah! Those foolish kids
never knew what hit them. Ha ha.

- Where is the vial?
- It is quite safe.

Right here.

Look, a pit stop.

They're waving us in.

What's going on here?

A complete check-up, sir.
Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

- Wash that windshield.
- Ah, yes, sir.

Bring out
the electronic analyzer.

Electronic analyzer. Right.

Your car was in rotten shape.
Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Why, this calls
for the car doctor.

That's me. Tire time!

Tire time!

Inhale.

Now exhale.

My tires, blow them up.

Blow 'em up.

What do you know,
they blew 'em up.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Surgery!

Surgery!

- Lug wrench.
- Lug wrench.

- Lug wrench.
- Lug wrench.

- What are you doing?
- Shh.

Not so loud, not so loud.

You have a very sick car here.

Oh, there's your trouble.

A crooked crankshaft.
Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

You fool!
It's supposed to be crooked!

Who are you?

You...

Get them!
Use your dissolve-o-ray!

Let's get movin'!

Shee!

Forget those kids,
we'll take their car.

That does it. We'll never
get that vial back now.

Oh, yeah? Look what I've got!
Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Where'd you get that?

From old creepo's pocket.

They don't call me Tricky Fins
for nothin'. Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Come on, we've got a car
to put back together

before they come back.

You fools! You drove away
without the vial?

- But, doctor, I was sure--
- You were sure, ah?

Ah! Incompetent!

Turn back and get that vial
at once.

Yes, doctor.

And if you can't find them,
I will.

Woo! We've got the vial.
We're back in the race again.

Way to go, Biffo!

Ah, now, let's take
that silly vial to the police.

Abba-abba-abba! Look!

Those creeps are coming
back after us!

Quick, Shell, the map,
we need a place to hide.

There's nothing around
for miles.

Except a tuna ranch up ahead.

Then, tuna ranch,
here we come!

Those young fools
are trying to trick us again.

They've turned
for the tuna ranch.

- Just ahead of you.
- We will get them now!

Abba-abba-abba!
Here's the ranch.

They'll never think
of lookin' for us

around all these tuna coups.
Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Guess again, blubber-boy.
Here come the creeps!

Everybody, bail out and hide!

Ya-a-a!

Woo-woo-woo! They're comin'.

Nothing here,
but some ugly looking tuna.

Fooled them. Nyuk nyuk.
We fooled them! Nyuk nyuk.

Hey, how do you like that?

Jabber's a mother.

Yeah, I'm a mother.
Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Uh-oh!

Shee!
No respect for motherhood.

- The shark!
- Ya-a-a!

Hand over that vial.

Woo-woo! No, you don't,
I'm a great white shark.

You'll be a great white flash
of nothing

unless you give me that vial.

That's more like it.
Ha ha ha.

Had to overdo it with that
dumb clucking, you dumb cluck.

Relax, Shell, I know how
to get that vial back.

After a little work on our car.

This is Robek, those meddling
kids are coming up behind you.

We'll handle them.

- Ready, Jabber?
- Ready.

Gotcha!
Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Abba-abba-abba!
Great going, Jab.

You fools!
You let them trick you.

- But, doctor--
- Quiet!

They have to stop soon
to camp for the night.

When they do,
I will use my invisibility ray

to visit their camp
and give them a surprise.

Hey, whatcha doin'?

Woo-woo! Ha ha ha.

Don't do that. Oh, stop it,
you're ticklin' me!

Quiet, Jabber-blabber,
we're trying to sleep.

Yeah, Jab, we...hey!

Abba-abba-abba!
Hey, put me down!

Put me... down.

Oh, that's a great trick,
Clamhead. Ha ha ha.

How do you... oh!

It's no trick, ding-a-ling.
S-somebody's in here!

And they're after that vial!

Ya-a-a! Don't let them
get it away from you, Shell.

Thanks a lot, Jabber-blabber.

Why don't you draw him a map?

Unhand me,
you invisible goon!

He's got the vial!

Woo-woo-woo! I'll stop him!
I'll give him a this.

I'll give him a that. Woo!

No respect, not even
from a guy who ain't there.

He got away.

Well, he can't go
anywhere tonight.

And we'll be right on his tail
in the morning.

Oh, there they are!
Oh, we're catchin' up!

Look, those kids
are behind us again.

Petrolaqua is not far away.
They'll never stop us now.

If you can get in front
of them, we can cut them off.

I'll try.

Abba-abba-abba!
We can't pass 'em.

Think of something,
super blubber.

I've got an idea.
The spinnin' dig-a-roo.

I'll take that.
Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Yay, Jabber! He did it!

* Hopin' it's soon
I'll be whisperin' a tune *

* And just a-havin'
so much fun *

* Groovin' along
just a-singin' a song *

* Got the whole world
on the run *

* And I'm comin' home *

* I'm comin' back *

* Yeah I'm comin' back *

* I'm comin' back yeah *

* I've been away too long
but I'm comin' back *

* I'm comin' back *

* People may say
that I'll be back today *

* But they ain't got a grant *

* What they don't know
is they're not in the show *

* So let them wait right there *

* And I'm comin' back *

* I'm comin' back *

* Yeah I'm comin' back *

* I'm comin' back *

* I've been away too long
but I'm comin' back *

* I'm comin' back *

* Comin' back *

* I'm comin' back **

The cars are drilling down
towards the finish line, fans.

And what a race.

Here comes the winner
on two wheels.

Wowee-wow-wow! We made it!

What do you know,
ol' blubber-wheels did it.

Now we've got to get
that vial to the police.

Fools! Petrolaqua's just ahead.

This is our last chance
to get that vial.

Abba-abba-abba!

Gallopin' garfish!
Look out, Jabber!

Ya-a-a!

Oh, finish is right.
Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

* Sittin' around
in the living room *

* Living room *

* Let yourself go to.. *

* The time is now
to escape the blues *

* And get yourself
a smiley face *

* Don't let the time slip away *

* Don't let go of your day *

* Have your fun now
Have your fun **

We picked up some stowaways
back at the tuna farm, Jabber.

Look!

Mama?

Shee! Nyuk nyuk nyuk.