01x08 - Claim-Jumped Jabber

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Hi, there. I'm Jabberjaw.
Woo-woo-woo!

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Yeesh!

* They call me
Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabber *

* Jabber-Jabber-Jabberjaw *

The most futuristic shark
you ever saw.

I can walk and talk and look..

...I'm even breathin'!

* He's so sharp
the things he does are *

Unbelievin'.

* Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabber
Jabber-Jabber-Jabberjaw *

I'm the latest greatest
shark you ever saw.

* When his friends
get in a jam *

Why, they just
call on this big ham.

* Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabber
Jabber-Jabber-Jabberjaw *

* Jabberjaw *

* He's the finniest funniest
shark you ever saw *

* Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabber
Jabber-Jabber-Jabberjaw *

I don't get no respect.

* Jabberjaw **

At last, we've struck it rich.

I figure we've found
the richest silver strike

in Aqualaska.

And this code deed says
the claim is all ours.

Look, Coldfinger!

What do you want?

The code deed to your mine.

No!

Now, hand it over
or you're next.

A wise decision.

Now I possess all
the mining deeds in Aqualaska.

Except for one last
gold deed.

Ha ha ha.

When I get it.

I shall control the entire
wealth of Aqualaska.

Who owns the last gold deed,
Coldfinger?

Somebody named Jabberjaw.

This better not be
a wild shark chase.

We spent our last nickel to make
the trip on this rust bucket.

A rust bucket? I thought
it was an aquafreighter.

Stop complaining, Shelly.

When we pick up the gold mine
deed Jabber inherited

we'll all me zillionaires.

And all because Jabber
saved an old prospector

from an octopus.

How'd ya do it, rich hero?

There was this octopus, see.

And he has
this guy in his tentacles.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Then I give him one of these..

And I give him one of those..

And I give him two
of the big ones..

This is an old rust bucket.

Now you did it,
fumble fins.

Ba-ba-ba.
I'll use the leak plugger.

Shee, no respect.
Even for a zillionaire.

Here we are, g*ng.
Aqualaska.

Woo-woo-woo!

Boy, am I glad they got
a replacement for that leak.

Woo-woo-woo!
What a town!

Let's go to the lawyer's office
and get Jabber's deed.

So, I told that octopus,
Drop that prospector.

Or I will give a this.
Nyak! And a that. Nyak!

Octopus? I thought it was
a giant clam.

Giant clam?

Well, I rescue
so many people

it's hard to remember
everything.

No matter.

Now, you'll be
a very rich shark.

But, I must warn you.
Beware of Coldfinger.

Okay, I'll wear my mittens.

What's a coldfinger?

Why, he's the most
dangerous criminal

in all of Aqualaska.

He's already stolen
everylast gold claim.

Except for yours.

Well, I'm not afraid.
If Coldfinger shows up, I'll--

Oh, cool it, blubber bolster.
Save your strength

for the digging you'll do
in your mine tomorrow.

Hmm.

Woo-woo-woo!
Nyah! Sheesh!

Hey, we'd better
check into the hotel

before Coldfinger
discovers we're here.

They picked up the code deed
and are headed for the hotel.

Excellent!
We will be ready for them.

Calp City Hotel.
This must be the place.

Hold it.

This time I'm gonna make sure
I don't get thrown out

by a shark ejector.

Ta-da!

Hey, what do I look like?

Oh, let me guess. A big shark
with icicles in his mouth?

No, Bubbles. He's
a blubberfied walrus.

This is one hotel that won't
throw me out 'cause I'm a shark.

We're the Neptunes.

Oh, yeah? We have
your reservations.

Oh, sharks welcome.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Boy, now that's respect.

Yup. We allow sharks,
but we don't allow walruses.

Hey!

Ba-ba-ba.
There goes Jab!

Sheesh!
I had to pick a town

where walruses
don't get no respect.

Woo-woo-woo! Nyah!

As soon as we wash up, we'll
meet downstairs for dinner.

I'll take my makeup kit,
Jabber-nose.

First dibs on the shower.

There's the shark, Coldfinger.

Good.

Getting the gold deed
away from him

will be easy with my
tracking device.

Mmm. How do you like that?

I'm a zillionaire and they
don't even give us a bathroom.

Woo-woo-woo!

It's probably
at the end of the hall.

Like in the old west.

Yeah, sure.
Come on, pard.

Here he comes.

Ba-ba-ba.
What's that?

I don't know,
but it doesn't look friendly.

Duck!

That thing's trying
to turn us into ice cubes.

Woo-woo-woo!
Help!

Now what?

You're running
from that little thing?

Yeow!
Wait for me!

Nya-aak!

Oh, I got the little monster.

Shee! I got it alright.

No respect, no respect.
Woo-woo-woo!

That shark outwitted
my mobile freeze ray?

He's smarter than we thought.

Yes, but I have a way
of dealing with a smart shark.

Ha ha ha.

We'll use Francine La Fin.

Keep your eyes open, g*ng.

There's no telling
what that

clammy Coldfinger
will cook up next.

Oh, don't you worry, Jabber.

If you don't like
what he cooks, don't eat it.

And now, ladies and gents
our star attraction.

The world's first singing
shark...Francine La Fin.

Woo woo woo!

Woo-woo-woo!

Wow! Jabber's in love!

Bonjour, good-looking.

She called me good-looking.

Woo-woo-woo!

Ha, she better take
another look.

Who are you?

I'm just the richest
great white shark

in Aqualaska, ma'am.

h*-h*, why don't you look me up
after the show, big boy?

I will. I will!

Oh, boy.

Hey, Clamhead,
you better go along with Jab

in case Coldfinger
shows up again.

Woo-woo-woo!
Here's Francine's dressing room.

Go ahead, Jab.
I'll stand guard outside.

Okay, okay.

It is so nice of you to drop in.

Whoa!

For you, ma cherie.

Ze kelp bouquet
and 100 pound box

of anchovy bon bons.
Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Oh, monsieur,
how sweet, I must reward you.

How about a little
moonlight ride?

Woo-woo-woo!

Boy, you sure know
how to pick romantic spots.

Oh, yes. It is perfect.

Excellent. Francine will
soon have the deed.

Oh, I could go for you.

Tall, shark
and handsome, ooh-hoo!

Woo-woo-woo!
Lemme move my seat closer.

Hey. Nyuk nyuk nyuk.
That tickles.

Oh, what a beautiful
night it is.

And here we are,
all alone.

I got a great idea.

What is it, mon cherie?

How about some popcorn?

I sure hope you like
popcorn, Francine.

Oh, I like you better, Jabber.

How about some music, nyu-nyu?

Music nyu-nyu?
Why sure. Nyuk nyuk.

The radio switch. Uh, it's
over here somewhere.

Hey, what are you doing
up in that tree?

Excellent, Francine
has the deed.

And now, I'll put
that shark on ice.

Hey, what's the big idea?

Oh-h*, the idea is Coldfinger's.

Keep cool.

Shee! I've lost
my girlfriend, my gold deed

and a lotta respect.
Woo-woo-woo!

And this tin robot grabbed me
and locked me in the closet.

And when I got out,
Jabber was gone.

If that creep Coldfinger
has done anything to Jabber

he'll have to deal
with me personally.

Jumpin' jellyfish, look!

Nyah!

Jabber!

Woo-woo-woo!
Huh, safe at last.

We better get you out
of that ice cube, ol' buddy.

Then you can tell us
what happened.

And the double dealing Francine
gave my gold deed to Coldfinger.

Oh, boy! We need a plan to get
Jabber's gold deed back.

Well, if you need a plan,
why don't you ask me?

Terrific, Bubbles.
You have a plan?

Uh, no, but thanks for asking.

As usual, I have
a brilliant plan.

First, we'll go to Coldfinger's
ranch stronghold, and then..

Now, I control all
of the wealth of Aqualaska.

Who's the boss
of this mangy lash-up?

What do you want?

We heard of a bunch of rotten,
greedy, no-good outfit, pilgrim.

Well, we wanna join up with ya.

You have to rough and tough
to join my g*ng.

Rough and tough
is my middle name.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Hmm. Maybe I could
use you in my band.

Oh, you have a band too?
We're a hard rock group.

Uh, she means we're
a group of hard rock miners.

Alright, you're hired.
Take them to their quarters.

Everybody's asleep, g*ng.
What's next?

You and Bubbles find us
a couple of aquamobiles

for a fast getaway.

And we'll sneak into
Coldfinger's room

and get the gold deed.

Shh!

Crack that safe
before I crack your head.

Don't yell at me!

Wowee-wow-wow-zowwy!
You did it, Jab.

It's a good thing you didn't
trip that alarm wire.

You mean this one?

Yes, that one, you dum dum!

- You!
- Go back to sleep, creep!

Revv up and let's move.

Ah, this aquamobile isn't
big enough for both of us.

Besides, sharks
are supposed to swim.

- But I'm trying to protect you.
- From what?

They must not escape!

We sure can't outrun them.
We'll have to hide.

There's aquamovillage
up ahead.

Maybe we can ditch
those creeps there.

No sign of them
anywhere, Coldfinger.

They must be here somewhere.
I'll question those aquamos.

Did you see a shark
and four kids?

What kinda talk is that?

Oh, well, who knows?
I just made it up.

She's speaking
aquamonium, Coldfinger.

But luckily,
I know the language.

She says that they
are the kids and the shark.

I did not, you big fibber.
I said..

It is them!

Scramble!

They're in there.
Use the power beam.

They must be there.

Hey! Can't a guy take a bath
with a little privacy here?

Again.

Huh?

They tricked us! After them!

I'm tired of running
from those creeps.

You got a better idea?

Yeah, let's trap him
at Jabber's mine.

This gold mine is mine.
Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Mine! Oh, mine!

Ba-ba-ba!
Maybe not for long.

I hope everybody knows
what they're supposed to do.

I do, I do, I think!

I think you'd better.

Grab them and get that deed.

* Crazy workin'
on a set of wheels *

* Anticipation
of how good it feels *

* We're cruising
And that's what we do *

* 2062 *
* Get her ready *

* Gotta get her ready *

* Got her ready
Now she's outta sight *

* Gotta try
not to screw tonight *

* We're cruising *

* 2062 *

* Now we're cruising *

* Oh *

* All day long
we gotta play it cool *

* There's a big race
after school *

* We're cruising
And that's what we do *

* 2062 *

* Drivin' easy
Drivin' easy... **

Nyuk nyuk nyuk!

The plan worked!

Wowee-wow! Coldfinger's
freeze ray bounced off

our reflections in the ice
and froze him.

And now Coldfinger's cold
all over. Ha ha!

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Congratulations, kids.

These stolen code deed claims
will be returned

to the rightful owners.

And Coldfinger will be in the
cooler for a long, long time.

Nyuk! I got my gold deed back.
Nyuk nyuk nyuk!

I'm the richest shark
in the seven seas.

Woo-woo-woo!

Oh, Mr. Jabberjaw! I'm afraid
our computer made a mistake

Mr. Jabberjaw.

The mine rightfully belongs
to a Mr. Jabberclaw.

Huh?

That's me.

He saved the old prospector
from the giant octopus.

It was nothing, really.

I just tied his tentacles
into knots.

- A little guy like you?
- Uh-huh.

I used my giant
tentacle knotter.

That little gadget?
You gotta be kidding.

Oh, great! Dum dum's
done it again.

Let go of me, you little
monster! Hey! Watch it!

Tight knots. And no respect.
And no gold mine either.

Woo-woo-woo!

Well, it looks like
we'll have to play a gig

for enough money
to get back home.

* Slip through my hands *
* Slip slip *

* Slip through my hands *
* Slip *

* I'll let you
slip through my hands **

Jabber, my love.

It's you.

Now we can exhibit
the music together, no?

No!

Nyuk nyuk. A cool getaway.
I'll never see her again.

My love!

Muah muah muah!
Muah muah muah!

Nyuck! Nyuck!
Nya-ah-ah!