01x04 - Run, Jabber, Run

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Hi there, I'm Jabberjaw.
Woo-woo-woo-woo!

N-yuk n-yuk n-yuk n-yuk.
N-yesh.

* They call him
Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabber *

* Jabber-Jabber-Jabberjaw *

The most futuristic
shark you ever saw.

I can walk and talk and look
I'm even breathin'.

* He's so sharp
the things he does are *

Unbelievin'!

* Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-Jabber-
Jabber-Jabber-Jabberjaw *

I'm the latest greatest
shark you ever saw.

* When his friends get
in a jam *

Why, they just call
on this big ham.

* He's Jabber-Jabber-Jabber
Jabber-Jabberjaw-Jabberjaw *

* The finniest funniest
shark you ever saw *

* Jabber-Jabber-Jabber
Jabber-Jabber-Jabberjaw *

I don't get no respect!

* Jabberjaw **

It is ready.

I've created the strongest man
in the world, Maximus.

Excellent,
Dr. Chemo, excellent!

- Now, bring him to life.
- Patience, Maximus, patience.

I have arranged
a demonstration.

Display your great strength.

Huh! Argh!

You've done it, Dr. Chemo.

It will be
the perfect agent

to deliver the microfilm
to Mr. Z.

Feast your eyes, g*ng.
There it is. Oyesterlia.

Huh. What's so special
about Oyesterlia?

It's not everyday I can book us
a gig in the Olympic village.

So, you got lucky.

Australia! Wowee-wow-wow!

Wait till old Jabber sees
this country down under.

Down under what?

Let's get Jabber and
pick up our instruments.

Baggage compartment!
Woo-woo-woo, n-yesh!

No respect at all.

Next time, kid,
I hope we have enough money

to buy me a seat inside.

Stop complaining,
blubber-boy.

We could've stamped you and
dropped you in a mail box.

Olympic Village, here we come!

Oh, there will be lots
of athletes there.

I hope they are
the athletic type.

N-yah-ah-ah!

This microfilm contains
the names of all our agents.

Now, repeat your instructions.

First, I will enter the
underwater obstacle race.

You must win that race.

No human
can possible beat him.

I will win.

That is how Mr. Z
will know I am the agent

and contact me.

I will deliver
the microfilm only to Mr. Z.

Ha ha. Excellent!

Now, we will deliver you
to the Olympic Village.

Woo-woo-woo!

Olympic Village,
the fabulous Neptunes are here.

Never mind the heroics. Who's
got the hotel reservations?

Oh, well, I was afraid
I would loose them.

And so I gave 'em to Jabber.

And who did you
give them to, blubber-head?

- Nobody.
- Oh, good!

I lost them.
N-yah!

Since you lost them,
blubber-fingers..

...go get duplicates!

Sheesh!
Woo-woo-woo!

Pardon me, ma'am

do you know who is in charge
of housing for the Olympics?

- Ah! A shark!
- Where?

Shark! Shark!

Oh, there's
a shark in the village.

N-yah! What a tattletale.
No respect!

Woo-woo-woo!

Don't worry, ma'am.
Calling shark ejector.

Eject shark
running loose in the village.

Remember, you must not fail.

I will not fail.

Oops! Uh, sorry,
you dropped your..

N-yah! N-yah!

...your face!
N-yah-ah-ah!

N-yah-ah-ah!

Ew. You look much better
with your face on.

Hey, mister, I think your
appendix fell off too.

The microfilm.

Hey, watch it, buddy!
N-yah!

I wonder what's
taking Jabber so long.

- He'll be along any minute now.
- Help!

See, what did I tell you?

That was Jabber!

Ye-o-o-o-o-ow!

Even less respect than usual.

Did you get the
reservations, dum-dum?

I didn't get the reservations,
but I did get this.

Oh, attaboy, Jabber.
I knew you could do it!

- Oh, what is it?
- It's a microfilm.

We better check into our hotel
and report this to the police.

Operator, give me the police.

Inspector Neville here.

I wanna report
finding some microfilm

at the Olympic Village.

That was picked up accidentally
by your pet shark?

How did you know?

We've been following Maximus
and Dr. Chemo for months.

Maximus? Dr. Chemo?

Yes. Here are their photos.

These men will stop at nothing
to get that microfilm back.

Why?

It contains the names
of every agent

in a worldwide
criminal organization.

Hoppin' halibut!

We'll bring the microfilm
over to you immediately.

No, no, no. Too risky.

These desperate criminals will
be coming the village for you.

Meet me on
pier 21 at midnight.

Oh, sorry, inspector.

I-I promised my mother
I'd be in bed by 10.

- Cool it, Bubbles.
- Yeah, we'll be there, sir.

I would suggest you hide the
microfilm in a safe place.

I already have, inspector.

It's in a bottle of ketchup
in the refrigerator.

Good thinking.
I'll see you at midnight.

J-J-J-Jabber, don't!

- Don't what, Clamhead?
- Don't swallow the microfilm.

Oh, great!

Now the dumb microfilm is in the
dumb dum-dum's dumb stomach.

It is?

We've to rush
to the hospital

and get the film out
before midnight.

But you heard the inspector.
We're in mortal danger.

They'll be coming
the village for us.

You're right. We'll sneak him
to the hospital.

You lost a microfilm
to a shark?

The shark is a pet
of four young people.

I followed them this far,
but they disappeared.

Now, we will never find them.

I don't wanna go like this.
I look ridiculous!

Dumb whale, you're
not being very lady-like.

It's them.

Shall I capture the shark?

No. We cannot risk
a disturbance in public.

We will follow them for now.

- This is an emergency, nurse.
- Name of patient?

I'll handle this.
His name's Jabberjaw.

He's 15 feet tall


...1600 pounds.

And what is the
patient's ailment?

Oh, it's top secret.

We can't tell you that he
swallowed a roll of microfilm--

Ooh, slow down, fast mouth.

- You heard?
- Yes.

Take the patient to room 314.

- I'll notify the doctors.
- Thanks, ma'am.

It worked. Nobody saw a thing.

Yeah, I hardly know I'm here.
N-yuk n-yuk n-yuk n-yuk.

We must not attract
attention to ourselves.

Very well. We will try
to get the shark out quietly.

I wonder what's
keeping those doctors.

You must be the patient
who swallowed the microfilm?

Hmm...this is serious.

You must come with us
to our laboratory.

Serious? Laboratory?

What's wrong with here?

We have trained assistants
at the laboratory.

We'll assist you here, doctor.

Oh, very well. We're as anxious
to get the film out as you are.

Please, elevate
the patient's head, miss.

Oh, this is fun.

I've always wanted
to be an elevator operator.

Open wide.

And swallow.

What was that?

A miniaturized mobile TV unit.

We can't recover the film
until we locate it.

First, the TV unit
will scan the stomach.

With his stomach
that will take a week.

Hmm...radio, old license plate

harmonica,
yo-yo, an old tire..

Hey, it's a whitewall.

But no microfilm!

Oh, let me drive the thing.
I'll find the stupid film.

Slow it down, Shelly.
That tickles.

Oh, it's stuck.

I can't stand it.
I can't stand it.

Aah, there! I got
the dumb thing stopped.

A-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba..

A-ba-ba-ba-ba, what?

Those are the two creeps

Inspector Neville
warned us about.

We have you at last!

Run, Jabber, run!

We must capture the shark!

* There's a mountain of time *

* Time for us
to get acquainted *

* There's a fountain of love *

* Where a pocket
of hope is needed *

* All we need is
everyone givin' in *

* Compromisin'
everyone's.. *

* And we'll start to see
a fountain of time *

* For peace *

* There's a mountain of time *

* The mighty rock
is waiting *

* There's a
fountain of love *

* Shake your fear
and stop your hating *

* All we need is
everyone giving in *

* Compromising everyone's.. *

* Then we'll start to see a
mountain of time for peace *

* There's a mountain of time *

* There's a fountain of love *

* Then we'll start to see a
mountain of time for peace **

Oh, Jabber, you were great!

You were
wowee-wow-wow-wow!

Oh, you were duper-super!
Or is it super-duper?

- Shell?
- Okay, okay.

So, you were good.

N-yah n-yah.

Yuck! Cut it out,
you over-affectionate whale.

Huh! It's time
to meet the inspector.

N-yah-ah!

Oh, great.
The Queen Mary just docked

Quick, over here..

Good, I'll take
the microfilm now.

Huh! Lots of luck.
Tell him, Clamhead.

Well, uh, ba-ba-ba..

I-I swallowed it.

Oh, I see.
That's a sticky wicket.

Oh, no, it isn't.
It's Jabber's stomach.

What do we do now, sir?

Well, you chaps
can still help me capture Mr. Z

but you'll be in great danger.

Great danger?
That's my middle name.

A shark might be
our only chance to beat

the humanoid robot in the
underwater obstacle race.

Boy, I can swim cycles
around that bucket of bolts.

All day long.
N-yah ha ha.

Oh, well, oh, why?

We know that
the mysterious Mr. Z

is going to contact
the winner of that race.

Oh, boy. I'll grab him and then
I'll chop him and then I'll..

You just win that race,
Secret Agent Jabberjaw.

We'll grab Mr. Z.

You hear that, sweetheart?
He called me a secret agent.

Now, that's what
I call respect.

Save your respect until
after we play our gig tomorrow.

* I told you once
One time *

* I told you twice
You told me two times *

* I told you
near a thousand times *

* I ain't got nobody baby *

* But I sure lots of ti-i-me **

N-yah-ah-ah!

What happened?

Our dum-dum drummer
just blew another gig.

That's what happened.

Jumpin' jellyfish.
It's them.

Let's blast outta here.

Ladies and gentlemen, the
Undersea Olympics of 2076

are about to begin!

Wowee-wow-wow! Looks like
we've got it made now!

Except the three things.

Jumpin' jellyfish!

The three-masked creeps again.

Let's split!

Our first event
will be the high hurdles.

And they're off!

Three late starters
have joined the race.

One of them is a shark.

A shark?

I wish we could help Jab.

Oh, why? He's ahead,
isn't he?

Finish that, Jab.

The shark won. Unbelievable.

He isn't even going to
stop for his gold medal.

Now the shark is
entering the toboggan race.

He's gaining on us.

Don't let that creep
catch up with you!

Wowee-wow!

And now, the figure skating
event is about to start.

The first contestants

are on the ice.

What a couple!
What grace. What beauty.

What, oh..

This is no time for those
big hams to be hamming it up.

Sheesh! They like us.
N-yah n-yah n-yah.

Let's give 'em a big finish.
The only twirl-a-roo.

How quickly respect
turns into no respect.

N-yah!

We cannot risk a
confrontation here.

Our only chance is
for you to win the race

so Mr. Z will not
contact that shark.

Win any way you can!

But win!

One, two, three. Heave!

Ooh, thanks, g*ng.

Never mind the thanks.

Ugh, just get your
yolk bulk off me.

And now,
the main event of the day

The underwater obstacle race.

And they are off!

Well, that'll teach him
to respect the great white.

Hey, no fair. Old gearhead's
playing dirty pool.

Uh? The pool
looks clean to me.

The leader is almost
to the pipe obstacle.

The shark is
swimming powerfully

in second place,
but he's off course.

Dum-dum.

N-yesh!
Woo-woo-woo!

He tricked me.
No res..

If there's anything I can't
stand, it's a cheater.

Woo-woo-woo!

Look at that folks.

The shark is putting on
a terrific burst of speed.

Unbelievable! Look at him
take those obstacles.

N-yah-ah!

Jabber won!

Atta-shark, Jabber-boy!

Oh, wow! He can
swim like a fish.

And the winner is, the shark!

How sweet it is.
Respect at once.

N-yah n-yah n-yah.

Now, where is
old mysterious Mr. Z?

Congratulations, secret agent.

That shark costume
is an excellent disguise.

I am Mr. Z. I will
take the microfilm now.

You are Mr-Mr. Z?

It's Mr. Z.
I got him!

I had him. Woo-woo-woo,
I'll get him!

- We failed.
- Let's get out of here.

They're getting away,
inspector.

Don't bet on it.

Wowee-wow-wow-wow!

[/i]- That's our Jabber.
- Oh, what a whale of a shark![/i]

This will make
the front page.

Shark rounds up
leaders of spy ring.

If we only had the microfilm, we
could capture their whole g*ng.

Smile, Jabber.

Hold it.
Jabber's filling is loose.

Wowee-wow! That's no filling.
That's the microfilm.

- Microfilm?
- Let's get a shot of that.

How about that?
After all I did, no respect!

Don't worry, Jabber.
You're still a hero to us.

Oh...

What are you doing,
you old blubber?

Uh, don't you remember,
the hero always gets the girl.

N-yah n-yah n-yah!