02x02 - Episode 2

[bunniefuu]

OK.

No looking and no peeping.

Ooh.

Sorry.

Yeah, mind the curb.

Here we go.

William, it's five to 6:00.

I said no looking.

OK.

And the men arrive early.

Yes, I know, but I just wanted you two to-- mind this curb--

to be the first to see this in all its glory.

All right.

You can turn around now.

MARY: McKinnon & Spalding.

I'm going to miss your name being up there, William.

WILLIAM: To be perfectly honest, Arnold, I can't say that I do.

They're here.

They're here for the viewing.

Mr. Xiang.

Mr. Shawcross, I just came on ahead and just

to make sure everything is OK.

Just through there, please.

MR. XIANG: Ah, you found the music I sent you.

WILLIAM: Is this the right time to play it?

MR. XIANG: Yes.

Yes.

WILLIAM: This way, please, Mr. Xiang.

Oh, Mr. Shawcross, it's magnificent.

Thank you.

Thank you.

There is just one thing.

Do you think it would be possible to move

the coffin so that uncle's feet are in line with the door?

Certainly.

We are helping his spirit to find a way out.

Of course.

Yes.

Perfect.

Excellent.

He looks so happy.

The omens are good, Mr. Shawcross.

I think I should go and wait for my family.

He's right, William.

McKinnon & Spalding's first funeral,

and his death ever looked more peaceful.

I don't think so.

The omens are good.

[smoke alarm chimes] - Ah.

Damn. Damn.

Why does that keep happening?

ARNOLD: I'll put a new one up tomorrow.

Take out the battery. - I'm trying.

Can you pass me that chair?

[doorbell rings]

Hang on a sec. I'll get it.

Kate, Brandon, come on.

Ow.

Oh.

I know. I know.

We're late too.

I'll meet you in the car.

MRS BALL: So you want pasta.

He wants pizza.

No.

I just don't want pepperoni.

Well, she can take it off.

Oh, sorry.

And Kate, Brandon?

Oh, put it on the extension.

MRS BALL: Oh, no.

I'll cook two entirely separate meals.

Don't mind me.

So we do it in here?

Well, I don't really need my own room, do I?

a*s will be freezing at night, but, you know, look a bit odd

if I just put this up.

You really want me, don't you?

Can you two move it, please?

Yes.

Well, we've been ready for ages.

Ignore it.

Resist.

Hello.

We've lost our rabbit.

We've lost. Buldrake.

MARY: Why don't you get Terence and Julia to help.

They're insight. BOY: OK.

- Hey, what's up? - Nothing.

It's all dealt with. Come on.

Let's get a move on. Doris is waiting.

You two can go as soon as they arrive.

I'll be fine.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

I'll stay here and help you.

Arnold?

Arnold.

ARNOLD: William stag nights are young bucks, not

old farts like me.

This is part of my wedding present to him.

I need you.

He's only doing this because Molly is having a hen night,

and he hasn't got a clue. He hasn't any friends either.

You said you'd do this.

You did say that.

So you are coming.

MARY: Arnold.

William.

Mr. Xiang.

Offerings, to my uncle.

For his use in the next world.

Yes.

Way Bomp.

Bomp.

All right.

Hey, Rick.

Give us a stag night hug, eh?

Come on.

Boys' night out.

Let's male bond. BAND SINGER: Take a break.

Come on.

Hey, look at old Arnold.

- Hello, Arnold - All right, guys.

Won't be a tick.

[SINGING] She was coming flirty.

She looked about 30.

I would have run away, but I was on my own.

She told me later she was a machine operator.

Said she liked the way-- wait.

Where are you going?

You just go here.

This is all your fault tonight.

And I don't want him corrupted, OK?

- Oh, come on, Mom. - Don't mind him.

What about Kate? - Why?

Oh, why?

What are we doing?

We're all doing what Molly and Rick want us to do.

All right then. Come here.

BAND SINGER: Wait. Wait.

Go check it out.

In case I don't forgive you.

Rick, can I have a word outside, please.

BAND SINGER: Come on. Get back up here.

Nothing to do with you. Go play.

MARY: Rick. BAND SINGER: Go ahead, Rick.

She wants you outside.

MARY: Rick, come on.

I'm late for Molly.

BAND SINGER: Go on, Rick.

What you waiting for?

Rick.

[laughter]

BAND SINGER: Go ahead.

Go have a word.

[making clucking sounds]

Rick. listen. RICK: I know.

I know.

Molly wants me to wear it for the wedding.

I'm just trying to get used to it.

Yeah, right.

Exactly.

So for old time's sake and because I haven't had

the chance, and well, before it's too late,

I've got to ask you something, OK?

You do want this, don't you?

You do want to get married.

Ah, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I love her, Mary.

I'm so happy.

Really.

It's just this.

What?

It looks stupid, isn't it?

No.

It doesn't?

No.

You look great.

Aw. - Sorry.

Did I tread on your-- - No.

No.

It's OK.

Yeah.

Best-est man.

You're best-est ex-est man is here.

Hi!

[crowd shouts and singing]

[ALL SINGING] She's getting married Monday morning.

Ding dong, the bells are going to chime.

MRS BALL: I said bed time.

It's way past 9:00.

TERENCE: But it's Saturday.

JULIA: And we're looking for a rabbit.

I don't care.

I said in and now.

[doorbell rings]

Hey.

Mrs. Ball.

I'm Reuben.

Yes, I know who you are, thank you.

Oh, cool.

Is William in?

No, he's not.

Oh.

Well, would you discreetly like, you know, get him that.

Yes.

All right.

Ah, are my boys in because I could--

No, they're all out.

Good night.

Fine with women.

BAND SINGER: Rick, acoustic guitar.

And lots of women.

Women.

WILLIAM: Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. Hang on.

This is Rick's night.

Rick, this is your night.

What do you want to do?

Anything at all.

If you could do anything at all, what would it be?

Playing pool.

There you go.

Cheap night for you then.

You don't know what I'm paying for the others to do.

That Rick is not keeping an eye on me tonight.

Oh, there's one for you, guys.

Oh, Mom, you can't bring Kate in here.

Oh, well, she's old enough to marry.

Oh, you're such a k*ll joy.

Here's your drink.

Join in, you know.

Kate, come and sit over here.

William must have OKed it though, right?

RICK: Yeah.

What I'd really like is to give Molly,

you know, a surprise that you can't buy.

Do you know what I mean?

Is he asleep?

I know a man--

I know a man who'd surprise your Molly.

[interposing voices]

Mary, is this personal, or what?

I know she's working tomorrow, but you're not.

You haven't had a drink all night.

I just don't fancy one.

Just back off, big boy.

Yeah, and you can leave her alone too.

Mary.

Mary.

Mary.

MARY: Doris.

Are you OK?

What?

I think I'm pregnant.

[loud edm music]

BRENDAN: Hey, I was listening to that.

[loud edm music]

Brendan.

Brendan.

Can we please--

Where did you get this from?

What?

- This is the new Pileup demo. - Is it?

I know people who'd k*ll for this.

William, can I speak to you?

Ah, yes.

Now that that's possible.

And that's William's, not yours.

It's Pileup.

Well, can I play it?

Well, maybe.

On your Walkman, all right?

It's Sunday morning.

There is neighbors.

But it's backed with my other stuff, and that's still packed.

Well, use Kate's or something.

He's not having anything of mine.

Anything.

And if he's out in the garden, how

come Terence gets the biggest room all to himself?

- William. - Yes.

I'm coming.

Just keeping up appearances.

What are you doing with that?

Classified information.

Come on.

Bait for the rabbit.

They really are impossible, William.

And this house is getting very crowded.

And lettuce gives rabbits the runs.

Where's Mary?

And their father turned up last night.

That Reuben.

What?

MRS BALL: Oh, don't worry.

I didn't let him in.

He gave me that CD to give to you.

Right. I see.

Don't worry.

I've given him my personal CD, OK?

Oh, thank you. Yeah.

Hey, how was last night?

Hm?

What did you all get up to?

Have a good time?

Sorry, where's Mary?

Oh, she's all right.

She's at work.

No, I don't think so.

She's on call tonight.

She's not in today.

William, I know what she told me,

and she's certainly not here where she should be.

BRENDAN: No, I reckon one of those in the [inaudible]

got it because they nick me stuff.

What do they do with them then?

BRENDAN: Oh, they try all sorts of things.

They stuff it in their ears, and they put it in their eyes.

- Hey, we haven't got a rabbit. - God.

Finding a chemist a Sunday is-- - Are you hunk?

Yeah.

Well, I want to know now.

Well, go on.

It's quiet in the loo.

Mary, you're on call tonight.

What are you doing here?

Drumming up more signatures.

Let me assure you, it doesn't help going over my head.

Stella, how many times have we asked you to do something

about staffing levels?

It's a slow process.

And we're speeding it up.

By work to rule?

Yeah.

And I'm on my lunch break, so we'll talk later.

Yeah?

You are inviting disciplinary action.

You do know that, don't you?

We're not asking for a pay raise, Stella.

We're not asking for shorter hours.

We're asking for enough midwives to do our job.

And I would have hoped you would have supported us on that.

Well, why don't you sign the letter as well?

[sighing]

Yeah, right.

Are you sure about this, William?

Yeah.

Absolutely.

I'll drop you on my way in.

[tv playing loudly]

- Dad. - What are you doing?

What are you doing? WILLIAM: Thank you.

OK.

I'm having to give Mrs. Ball an early finish

for various reasons, and Mary is at work,

so cooperation, please.

Be good.

I have a viewing at 3:00, then choir,

but I'll be back around 7:00. Any problems?

Any questions? ALL: Turn it back on.

What? KATE: Give us some room.

- What certificate is this? - U.

We've already started it.

All right.

MRS. BALL: William!

- Take loot, huh? - Of course.

It's at 15.

We can do better than that.

What? Meet you out there.

I'll go get ready.

Bloody hell.

Hey.

Oh, come on.

Congratulations.

Yeah, but the thing is, how pregnant am I?

When was your last period?

Six, seven weeks ago.

And very light.

Mary, you're a bloody midwife.

I know.

DORIS: But come on.

What?

- Upstairs for a scan. - Oh.

DORIS: Come on. Let's get this sorted.

And don't forget that.

Condom.

Already on.

Oh.

Right.

Oh, OK.

Oh.

Ow.

Don't do that. - What?

Don't you what? - That.

Ow. Don't scratch.

- Scratch! - Yeah.

I'm not.

Brendon, don't. Ah!

BRENDAN: What. - There.

Oh, sh*t.

TERENCE: Brendan.

Brendan, Fran just phoned.

She coming round.

Are you in there?

Hey. What's going on?

Let us in.

JULIA: What are you doing in there?

We found the rabbit.

TERENCE: Oh, I want to see it. KATE: No.

No. It might escape.

Go and tell the kids next door.

Go on.

You could tell them you found it.

You might get a reward.

I mean--

SONOGRAPHER: Yeah.

OK.

Well, from these measurements, I'd

say you were 10 to 12 weeks.

DORIS: Yeah.

Have you said anything to William?

No, when I got in last night, he was fast asleep.

Anyway, I wanted to be sure.

Well, you're that now.

SONOGRAPHER: Yeah.



Do you want the photo? - Oh, yeah.

Please.

I think I'd better.

Words might not be enough.

Thanks.

I'll just hand him the photo and run.

Oh, by the way, William, there you go.

Bye.

CAROL: I knew.

I have had three babies, and I know my body!

And I know this baby!

And I told you something was wrong!

MIDWIFE: Carol, no one could have known.

CAROL: No, I knew!

I know!

That's why I came in last week.

That's why I came in yesterday, and you wouldn't listen to me!

MIDWIFE: Carol, I know you're--

I'm not listening to you now!

Carol, please, come back.

We'll call you.

CAROL: Or maybe some other hospital.

Full term.

No heartbeat.

[phone rings]

Hello.

REUBEN [ON PHONE]: William.

I wonder if that CD helped you make up your mind.

You know?

About investing.

Ah.

I haven't actually had the chance to--

a Reuben, I'm going to have to call you back.

Yeah, it's a smoke alarm.

We're on fire.

Bye.

I thought you were going to change that, Arnold.

I did.

Get the fire extinguisher.

I'm getting them.

WILLIAM: Please, keep moving.

Move out onto the street.

Jane!

I'm here.

Call the fire brigade.

Have everyone out.

Please, onto the street, Mr. Xiang.

Mr. Shawcross, there is no fire.

Please.

Please, only smoke.

Sorry, but the fire brigade is unnecessary.

Look, see, it's only smoke, smoke without fire.

I should have thought.

No, it's just we don't really have proper ventilation here.

Here we go.

Oh, I can't wear this.

I knew it wouldn't fit.

MOLLY: I knew I should have done this earlier, and you've grown.

That looks ridiculous.

Aye.

And I bought them for them years ago because they are entitled.

I mean, Gilchrist is the Ogilvy clan.

Nice.

Anyone seen William?

KATE: Choir.

He's gone at 5:00. - OK.

Bye.

Mary, your dress is in your room.

Oh, I've lost Rick.

He hasn't been seen since last night.

Fran, you told Rick he mustn't see you till the wedding,

and I've told you Rick is fine.

I know where he is, so just stop it, OK?

Nobody seems to care that it's my big day tomorrow.

[music playing]

CHORUS: [SINGING]

Hey.

Come here.

What's the matter?

Why did you go at work today?

Nothing.

It's just so beautiful.

Yeah, it is, but what's up?

Something is.

I could see it from over there.

It can't be that bad.

Is it?

You're pregnant.

You're pregnant.

You're pregnant.

Yeah.

How did you know?

Oh, come here.

Oh, I love you.

Oh, but it really was amazing.

No, it's extraordinary. You knew.

Well--

But how did you know?

I just saw this pregnancy test in your bag.

That's all.

My Mary is pregnant.

Yeah.

And how.

It's three months.

Come on.

Let's go.

But they need you.

No, they don't.

I need you at home in bed right now.

[SINGING]

[LAUGHING]

[cellphone rings]

Oh.

I'm called. - Ah, don't.

Ignore it.

You're not going anywhere.

I would if I could, but I just can't.

Look, it's good.

If I'm called early, it means I'll finish early,

and then I'll be back and help with the wedding arrange--

what are you doing?

Sorry.

And I love you too.

Carol, hello.

Hi.

I'm Mary.

I'm your midwife.

MOLLY: Mary?

Where's Mary?

You like nice.

She hasn't even tried her dress on.

Hang on a minute.

Ah, yeah.

MOLLY: Someone has to be ready.

BRENDAN: Mom, I'm not wearing that.

No, I want to see it now.

MOLLY: You're wearing it.

You're wearing it.

BRENDAN: I'll wear a suit, or I'll wear a tie.

Yeah. I'll be right around.

Bye. MOLLY: [inaudible].

This is my wedding day.

BRENDAN: Mom, no, OK?

Molly's gone [inaudible].

Huh?

Hectic.

Come on, Molly.

MOLLY: I mean, I shouldn't have to do this.

I should be at hair dressers.

Yes, I know.

Mary should be here.

Yes, I'm tracking her down.

I've [inaudible].

She hasn't even tried her wedding dress on yet.

Where's my Rick?

Everything is in hand.

The day will be perfect.

I'll see you later.

[cellphone rings]

Doris, Hi, it's William.

I was just--

William.

WILLIAM: Hang on a minute.

REUBEN: Good morning, William.

You said you wouldn't hassle me.

REUBEN: You didn't call me, man.

Aye, come on.

No one has seen me.

I'll meet you at the top of the road in 10 minutes.

OK.

Doris--

How about slipping away at the reception?

Slip away?

WILLIAM: Brandon?

What are you doing?

Come on.

Get up.

Brandon, Moss Bros.

Highland dress.

Take 10s and go and get it.

No arguments. Just do it.

This matters.

Where's mom?

I don't know.

She's probably still at work.

She's going to be tired, very tired,

so let's make it easy for everyone.

I've got a funeral at 11:00, and you're

all being picked up at 12:00.

So Brandon, get a move on.

Julia, out the bathroom now.

Terence, hurry up.

Oh.

Taking forever.

Carol. CAROL: No pain relief.

No. No.

No.

I want all the pain I can get.

Ooh.

I swear they don't do cesareans for this, you know?

It's nothing to do with dangerous surgeries

because you've got to feel the pain.

You've done a stillbirth before?

Yeah.

Twice.

What's it like?

It's sad as can be.

But it's also beautiful.

I know that-- - Yeah.

Well, I don't want to see him.

So you just take him away when he comes.

So you know it's a boy.

I want to.

The ultrasound, pictures you get now.

I remember with our first.

Do you remember?

And the woman, she pointed at the screen.

She goes, there.

Do you see it's leg?

I couldn't make out anything.

But now, like looking in a window.

So, yeah.

I know he's a boy and what he looks like.

And day before yesterday, we saw his face.

And he was alive then, so I don't want to see him now.

What time do you finish?

Oh, no.

There's no set time.

I'm just watching the gap between contractions.

Are you getting one now?

They're a long way apart, aren't they?

MARY: Yeah.

We'll get there.

[loud edm music]

Quality, man.

Quality.

And the rights are talking, 4 to 5 cream, you know?

I mean, you can hear, can't you?

You can hear and tell this is not

bull sh*t I've been giving you.

Reuben.

If I invest--

You'll be a rich man.

WILLIAM: Yeah, that's taken for granted.

If I invest, will you be happy?

And by that I mean will you not be around?

Man, you'll only see me when I come to give you

your 10 grand with interest.

Aye, write out that check, and don't regret.

Well.

Man, well, let me congratulate you on--

Yeah, Reuben, just take it and go.

Hm.

I'm already a bit late, and I've got somewhere to be.

William, thank you.

Respect and I'm gone.

Arnold, it's William.

I'm going to be about another half an hour.

How's it going?

Oh, we're well ahead of schedule.

We're just loading him up now.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Listen, William, it's going to be a hell of a day

with the wedding and all.

Are you sure you wouldn't rather be dealing with just that?

And miss our first funeral, our first Chinese funeral?

ARNOLD: I know. but I've heard Molly on the phone a few times.

She can't find Rick, and apparently,

there's no sign of Mary either.

WILLIAM [ON PHONE]: No, that's just wedding jitters.

I'll give her a call. I'll see you in a bit.

ARNOLD [ON PHONE]: All right.

DUNCAN: Mr. Shawcross? WILLIAM: Yeah.

DUNCAN: Hello there. Duncan Ross.

WILLIAM: Hi. DUNCAN: Hi.

Shall we go in?

WILLIAM: Let's.

Ah.

[panting] Oh, I could push.

I know I could push.

I don't want to.

I don't want to lose him.

Mike, Carol.

Carol, listen, I'm going to have to get

another midwife in on this now.

Mary, I'm sorry.

Doris, are you?

No. No.

No, wait.

Look, you're not on duty, are you?

No.

Can I just--

Yeah.

Now, I'll be right back.

Look, this is Doris.

She's going to look after you.

OK?

Mary.

OK, thanks a lot.

MARY: Stella.

Look, I need someone to take over Carol Hughes.

I'm sorry but I've been on for 15 hours without a break,

and I just don't feel competent to deal with any emergency that

might arise. - Yeah.

Sure. it's OK.

OK. Thanks.

Fits in rather nicely with your mom's wedding though,

doesn't it?

And shouldn't you have clocked off a quarter to 8:00?

I mean, what would comrade Doris say?

For your information, I'm staying

on as a birthing partner.

So if I could just do what I ask please,

or do you want it in writing?

Mary.

Hi ya.

Look.

Oh, my.

Hello.

Thanks for everything, Mary.

Oh, it's all right.

And alas, I let this go.

So you're feeling good, yeah? Feeling well?

Great.

Good.

And we were wondering if we could buy

you a coffee in the canteen.

I mean, it's not a big thank you.

I know.

Mary, you need me? - Yeah.

Yeah. Please.

Tracy, I'm so sorry.

I just can't just now.

I'm sorry.

No.

It's OK, coffee.

Here, have that.

I've read it.

Come on.

I'll come and see you, yeah?

Getting close.

OK, thanks.

Mary, it's your mother's big day.

I know.

I know, but I can't leave now.

Well, why don't I take over here.

No. No.

No. I'll be there.

OK? I will be there.

OK.

But leave by 12:00 because the traffic is dreadful.

And look after yourself.

You know.

I know.

I know.

CAROL: [groaning]

I'm feeling a bit fine, so when we're gone, you should--

I'll clear up and see you there.

Good man.

Thanks.

[groaning]

Hold on to me.

Try and slow your breathing down a little bit.

[groaning]

Come on.

CAROL: Take it away.

Get it away.

Get it away from me.

No.

No.

Oh.

Oh, she's gotta see him.

Oh, he's so perfect.

Oh, she's gone.

Oh, please.

Please, talk to her.

I can't.

I can't.

I can't, but she has to see him.

And the boys have to.

They all have to.

Otherwise, like he never existed, and look at him.

He's beautiful.

He's beautiful.

Please.

Please.

Please help me.

Where are your children?

At home with my parents.

OK.

Well, call them in, and I'll try.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you.

But you know, we mustn't do anything

without Carol wanting it too. - Yeah.

Yeah?

Yeah, I will.

[bag pipes playing]

[cheers]

Oh, Molly.

Hello.

Molly.

Oh, hi, Marvin.

Oh, that [inaudible].

Where's Mary?

She'll be here.

I know she'll be here, but where is she now?

[cellphone rings]

Excuse me.

Mary.

MARY [ON PHONE]: William.

I won't be there.

What?

MARY [ON PHONE]: I can't.

But--

MARY [ON PHONE]: No, William, we've had a still birth,

and well, one we knew was coming, but--

WILLIAM [ONE PHONE]: Oh, Mary.

MARY [ON PHONE]: And the mother won't see the baby, you know?

And she must.

You know, she must.

And all through, I've been thinking what would

William say.

What would William say, but I don't know what you'd say now.

I just--

WILLIAM [ONE PHONE]: Oh, Mary, just trust yourself.

Just say what you feel.

MARY [ON PHONE]: OK.

But what about mom?

Don't worry about that.

I'll deal with Molly.

All right?

MARY [ON PHONE]: I love you.

I've got to go.

I love you.

She can't make it.

No. No.

Sorry. No.

Look, I know you should have it, but you know,

I'd just feel better if I had it.

And I don't have a ring mother.

She doesn't approve because her mother

is marrying a younger man.

Oh, god.

Here it goes.

MOLLY: No.

No, she didn't say anything, but she just spoils it for me.

WILLIAM: Molly.

Sorry.

Can I have a word? - What is it?

Sorry.

Can I have a word?

Come with me. Excuse us.

Something is wrong. What is it?

Where is Mary? Mary, what's going on with Mary?

What is it?

That was Mary on the phone.

She's had to stay at the hospital

with a couple who are giving birth to a stillborn baby.



She knew you'd understand, but she'll

get here as soon as she can.

Of course, I understand.

Maybe she's happy for the excuse.

No, Molly.

William, you didn't see her last night.

She made no effort at all.

We were only out for a laugh.

Oh, look.

Oh.

You're the first person I've told.

Oh.

Look.

What?

No.

It will love her ears.

Give me a phone. I want to make a call.

It's all switched on.

Good.

I'll leave a message.

[music playing]

[choral singing]

RICK: Molly, I give you this ring

as a symbol of our marriage.

I promise to be your constant friend and faithful partner.

You are the love of my life.

[choral singing]

You OK?

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm fine.

And thank you.

No.

Well done, you.

Aye, do you want this?

What is it?

NURSE: A Letter.

A proper letter, you know, with a stamp.

It's been here for days.

Oh.

I never look in that thing.

I look at everyone's.

Often thought being a postman must be quite a good job.

Oh, Mary.

Mary, I'm sorry about this morning.

Mary--

[music playing]

[SINGING] Sitting, thinking, stinking, drinking.

Wondering what I'm doing when I'm through tonight.

Smoking, hoping, maybe just hoping some little girl--

Brendan.

Brendan.

Look, listen.

We'll go and come back here.

I mean, who's going to miss us?

Brendan, I think it's kind of not meant to happen.

[SINGING] My, my, my.

Don't tell lies.

[cellphone rings]

I'll be there in five minutes.

How was it?

MARY [ON PHONE]: We got there.

Yeah.

I just kept thinking of you.

Listen, I'm going to meet you outside.

[SINGING] Going where the water tastes like wine.

Thank you.

Thanks, love.

Glengarry Street, please. We're going on.

TAXI DRIVER: Where?

Glengarry Street.

Hi there.

Hello.

I saw it this morning.

No chain.

They want an early sale.

And I made them an offer, which doesn't commit us.

But they have said, yes, if you like it.

How many bedrooms?

Where's the bathroom?

WILLIAM: Big old bathtub right in the middle

of the room there.

Ooh.

We've got to get a new house, haven't we?

New business.

New marriage.

New family.

New baby.

We need a new house.

M-m.

Oh, and maybe a new job for me.

What?

I've been asked if I want to be an independent midwife.

You know, working on a more one-to-one basis.

They want a couple of weeks cover

and a couple of months time.

Ooh, very highly recommended.

So I thought, you know, see if I like it, and if I do then,

you know, after the baby is born.

Oh.

I love this place.

Hey, what about the wedding?

Oh, yeah. I was thinking.

I didn't really like that registry office much.

Now, I know you said that church is out, but we could just--

No, not ours.

My mom's.

Where is she?

- There she goes. - Oh, Mary.

Oh, Mary.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Look here.

Oh.

Play the video.

My daughter will see my wedding.

Oy.

[whistling]

First, I have a present for my wonderful wife.

Molly, when you couldn't get hold of me,

it was for a reason.

It was because I wanted to give you something.

And with a little help from some friends,

well, here it is, Hamish, Bogdan.

Now, Molly, I love you, and this is how much.

[cheering]

Oh.

Oh.

[cheering]

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