03x03 - Let Them Spill Tea!

[bunniefuu]

Joel:
By the magic of technology,

the results of your votes have
been transmitted to my tablet.

House of Villains
banishment tablet,

reveal the name.

Hold on. Oh, sh*t.

Now it's...

Joel: Uh, yes.

I am now watching

an episode of Slow Horses.
- Porn.

[laughter]
- I don't know how I did that.

- You beat me to it, Ashley.

Joel: This would be
a very strange porn.

Um, all right, there.

House of Villains
banishment tablet,

reveal the name.

In a vote of five to three,

the first Villain to be banished
from the house is...

- Oh, my God, Joel,
you're k*lling me.

[tense dramatic music playing]

- ...Jackie.

- Oh, no.

To the Villains
that didn't vote for me to stay,

you already starting off
on the wrong foot

because Christine's
your biggest threat.

You're keeping your competitor.

That's not playing the game.

This is insane.

- Jackie,
you're the lesser of two evils.

Bye.
Jackie: Bye.

Whoa! Oh.
- Oh, sh*t.

Joel: Well, there you have it, everyone.

Christine:
Jackie just went home,

and this black swan has risen
from the ashes.

Or wait, is that a phoenix?
Doesn't matter.

All right, you guys, good job.
You did great.

You voted somebody off.
You're all awful.

Ashley: Three people voted
for Christine.

If it was one of the boys
who voted for Christine,

I'm gonna be pissed
because in an alliance,

you need to trust
those numbers.

So we got to figure out

which one of our numbers
was lying,

so we can take off their head.

How do you feel?
- I feel good.

I mean, as good as I can.

That was stressful.

- You made it back. Mm-hmm.
Christine: Thank you.

Plane Jane: What do you think
happened to her back there?

- I don't know. The fact
that we didn't hear anything

was maybe worse.

- She goes to where all reality
TV stars go to die.

- Palm Springs.
[laughter]

- I'm not talking to anybody

until I get a f*cking vodka
and Diet Coke.

- I'm just glad Jackie
had fun yesterday.

She goes, "If I was them,
I would never vote me out."

- I did hesitate a little bit.
- I did too.

- Tom kind of gives me
weird vibes.

He made this handshake
with Jackie.

All right.
Johnny: And now Tom is talking

about how he almost voted
for Christine to go home.

You're supposed to be
in my alliance.

I feel like I can't trust him.

- So you have three people
that voted against you.

Dun, dun, dun. [laughs]
- Dun, dun, dun.

Johnny: Do you think
you know who they are?

Christine:
I think there's one or two

that I'm not certain about,

but I'll figure it out.

- I have a pretty good idea.

- New York, for sure.

Johnny: Drita.

Ashley:
And then, there's one more.

Kate. Or it could have been me,
I don't know.

Even though I know
she has a boyfriend,

I voted for Christine to stay.

Christine, even though
you said you had a boyfriend,

I've always said,
just 'cause there's a goalie

doesn't mean you can't score.

Me and Christine
could potentially

work with each other

and I didn't wanna
like throw that out.

- I'll figure it out.

Joel: Villains...
- Ugh.

- God.
Plane Jane: I knew it!

Joel: Listen,
we're about to bring royalty

into the next Battle,
well, Royale.

Okay. I can't have you
embarrassing me,

so I'm sending in
some friends

to help you dress,
especially Paul.

- Can you make sure
it's black or shiny?

Joel: Here comes the royalty.
Get dressed, everybody.

- I love it.
- You get the pink flowers.

- God help me.

- I don't understand the costume.

I don't know
what's happening,

but I like it.

It's bizarre.

- All right. I'm taking the pink.

It's my power color.

- One of us three
need to get up

and those two need to help us.

- You're right.
There's no scare game anymore.

All that, like, puppy dog, like,

"All of us are friends." No.
- Uh-uh.

I'm trying to beat
these b*tches' asses.

I walked into this house,
went into work

with, like, all girls
like I do every season.

But none of these girls have
done a reality competition.

So, I mean, I've got to work
with game players.

Maybe that's why I'm a Villain.
I hate stupid people.

- Even if you have an opportunity
to win again, win.

- Let's keep going.
- But if not--like, if not,

it'd push it off to one of us.

We have to help each other.
Tyson: Sure.

- Whoever's in the lead,
don't be a p*ssy.

I'm not a f*cking p*ssy.
I'll think.

- I'm in,

'cause we have three people
who didn't vote with us.

Easy.
Paul: Yeah. Right?

Johnny: If one of them
wins Supervillain,

any one of us could be f*cked.

- But if Christine
specifically wins

and that we haven't had
a conversation with her,

she will definitely put me up.

She might not put anybody else

'cause you guys all voted
to keep her.

- Well, that's more the reason
to try and win.

I have a pecking order

for the five people
in my alliance.

Obviously, I'm number one.

Number two, Ashley.

Paul, I trust him.
And then, Tyson.

But I just kind of feel
a little bit iffy with Tom

because he seems like
a little bit like...

sketched out sometimes.

I think everyone
just give their all.

- Is there anybody
that you would do not

wanna see become Supervillain,
like...

- The three that voted for me.

- Girl, who's that third one?

- I don't know.
Who do you think?

- I don't think the third person
was Johnny.

- I don't think so either.

New York and Drita
voted against me.

The third vote,

I could see this
being a bunch of people.

Christine: That's what
you're saying, right?

Somebody's lying
in the House of Villains.

- Maybe it was Kate.

She does room with New York.

- I thought potentially
it was you, but I really like...

- No, what do you mean
like [inaudible]

- It really wasn't you?
- No.

When things are going
too smooth,

all you need
in a House of Villains

is a little bit of doubt.

Let's toss a wrench in the mix.

That's right, I did it.

Oops. Sorry, guys.

And now, everybody's name

is being tossed around
for this vote.

- Then it was Johnny or Ashley.
It was Ashley.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Paul: Technically,
I'm in this alliance,

but I'm tired of being
a "decoy" or a pawn.

This third rogue vote

is a perfect little
ticking time b*mb

for anybody who gets
a sniff of doubt.

[dramatic music playing]

Joel: Villains,
report to the backyard

for your next
Battle Royale Challenge.

We don't wanna keep
our guest waiting.

Her meter is up in an hour,

and she can't afford
another parking ticket.

[classical music playing]

- Oh. Thank you, milord.

What in the heavens is this?

Tyson:
We go into the backyard,

full tea spread,
bunch of tables.

Everything points to,

like, some type of
tea party scenario.

The only thing that really
throws me for a loop is Joel.

Joel: Take a seat, guys.

[record scratch]
- Take a seat.

Whoo.

No, I am not out of costume
for this tea party.

I decided to come as
a Victorian-era astronaut.

You know what?
This party feels

like it might be
missing something.

You know what every
Victorian tea party needs?

A Queen Victoria.

Victoria:
The queen is back, b*tches.

- Oh, snap.
- Hello, Villains.

Joel: Queen Victoria.
- Oh! [laughs]

Oh, baby. [laughs]

- Gaga. I certainly remember
Ms. Vicky from last season.

She was running
around the house,

annoying the sh*t
out of everybody.

- You have an evil laugh.

- Why [inaudible] [bleep]
Villa, b*tch?

- So glad that you're in my body

and you can tell me
when I get sick and don't.

Camilla: What is your problem?

I don't want you in my space
right now.

I don't want your energy.

- I don't wanna be around
your energy, Camilla.

Plane Jane:
I loved every second of it.

And she said,
"Let them eat cake."

And we're certainly
eating it all up.

- Victoria, you are the guest,
so please do the honors.

- The name of the challenge
is Toxic Tea Party.

[dramatic music playing]

Joel: This game will be played
in rounds.

At the beginning
of each round,

you'll put on blindfolds.

I will then blast music

from this state-of-the-art
music player,

making it impossible for you

to either see or hear
what's happening.

Victoria will wander
the room,

tap one of you
on the shoulder,

and hand you a cup
of toxic tea.

Whoever gets tapped
will place the tea

in front of the Villain
they would like to poison,

AKA eliminate from this game.

Then, the tea giver
will return to their seat

and put their blindfold
back on.

I will then tell you
to remove your blindfolds.

If you see the tea
in front of you,

that means
someone wants you out.

Your job is to figure out who.

If you guess correctly,

the person who served
you the tea

must drink it themselves

and die a horrible,
tragic death.

But if you're wrong,
you must drink the tea

and die a horrible death,

and you must go to hell,

also known as
"Inside of the House."

We'll play and tell,
there's one Villain left,

and that Villain will
become the Supervillain.

Victoria: I think it's--
and I'm like [indistinct]

- Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Johnny: You miss.
Victoria: Or no, that's...

Johnny: This challenge
is all about studying

how to look at the dresses
and paying attention

to what's going on
in front of you.

Because I would just look up
and be like, "Oh.

Your dress moved."

- The order of Victoria's choices

have been predetermined
by a random draw.

We'll--
- So don't get mad at me.

- Yeah, don't get mad at her.

You guys ready to play?
- Let's do it.

The house is basically
split in half.

I'm thinking to myself,
if you're with me,

you better be putting it
on the other fives' table.

One of us needs to win
Supervillain today.

Joel: Put on your blindfolds.

- Is this how Ray Charles
be feeling?

Joel: All right. Everyone,
put on your blindfolds.

Here comes the music.

[classical music playing]

- My main strategy is literally
to last as long as I can

until I'm certain that someone
I trust will win Supervillain.

It was easy for me
to just put it on Drita.

Hopefully, I can skirt by.

Joel: Blindfolds off!

- [gasps]

- Scumbag, rat m*therf*ckers.

All right.

I have the best instincts.

I could read through people.
I could feel things.

I am good like that.

You are right next to me, so...

- I am.
- ...that would be very,

very smart,
which you are very smart.

I'm gonna say it was you.

- Wow.

[buzzer]
Joel: I'm sorry.

You are wrong, Drita.
- [gasps]

- You have to drink
the toxic tea and die!

Tiffany: No!

What's happening?
Joel: Johnny!

Christine: Somebody catch her!
Tiffany: She on her way out!

- f*cking bullshit.
Where do I go now?

- Go to hell, Drita.

- If anybody's like,
"You're an idiot," I'm an idiot.

That's the tea.

And by the way, I get tea.

I don't wanna talk about tea.

Tea.

- You guys ready for round two?

Blindfolds on.

[dramatic music playing]

Tiffany: I really wanna win
this challenge.

So my strategy is to think

who would want you
out of the game.

Joel: Blindfolds off.

[Plane Jane gasps]
- g*dd*mn it.

Listen, if you watch me
on "Big Brother,"

you know I lost
the g*dd*mn show twice.

I know people love to see me
in second place.

The poison means third.

Joel: Paul, you got the tea.

Who do you think it is?

Paul: Kate,
you know about ships.

Do you not like pirates?
- Love them.

Paul: Cannonballs?
- Yes.

- Oh. I have a great poker face.

It's also the same
as my laughing face,

my sad face,
and my normal face.

Isn't this so good?

- Oh.

Paul:
By me putting that poison

in front of Tyson,

I think that that communicates

to the other side of the house.

Maybe him and Tyson aren't
as tight as I think they are.

Revenge-ish?

- You're wrong.
- f*ck!

- Goodbye, Paul.

[dramatic choir playing]

- [inaudible]
Tiffany: Oh!

[all screaming]
- Oh!

Not Paul.
- That was good.

Joel: Blindfolds on.

[dramatic music playing]

Johnny: Walking around,
I look at Christine,

I don't need her right now.

Joel: Blindfolds off.

- Oh, m*therf*cker, that's me.
I'm going to guess Kate.

- Christine. I'm sorry.
You are wrong.

[buzzer]
- Choke on it.

Tom: With every round...
- No!

- No.

- ...people that are not
with my alliance

are dropping out.

- I think it was you.

- Wrong. Go to hell, please.
[buzzer]

- All right.

It's a man and a miss.

The liar that I know
that you are.

- You're not right.
[buzzer]

Joel: Whoa. Whoa.
[Victoria yelps]

Joel: Whoa. Whoa.

- My girl.
- That was a good one.

Tiffany: sh*t.

f*ck you!

- [laughs]

- I'm dead. Oh, my gosh!

Plane Jane: I see Ms. Tom,
and I think

that magnetic implant
in his chin

has like some sort of
gravitational pull on me.

f*ck you, Tom.

Drink the f*cking poison.

Joel: Masks off.

- Oh, sh*t.

[deep sighs]

- Your Lordship.
- Was it you?

- You're my one true love.

- I think it was you.
- [gasps]

I would never do
such a thing to you!

Joel: Tom?
- Yes?

- You are right.

- Yeah!
[bell dinging]

- I will drink this poison,
but know this.

I will come back and haunt you
in the afterlife,

and I will ride your pathetic
c*ck to your grave.

- Begone.

- [fake gasping]

Victoria: No.
Joel: Now that is death.

Plane Jane,
please crawl to hell.

Tom: Bravo. Bravo.

- Here we go.

- I am so excited these are
all my alliance members.

But I don't trust Tom as much
as I trust the other two boys.

Joel: Blindfolds off.

[enigmatic music playing]

Tom: Two people are making
eye contact with me

and one is not.

Who is that? That's Ashley.

[bell dinging]
- No! No.

- Obvious as f*ck.

- See ya, Ashley.
Go to hell.

- And that's her karma
for getting New York out.

- This Battle Royale Challenge

is showing me
what I'm capable of.

Plane Jane: I'm kind of
pissed that this is

a boys game right now.

Because Tyson was
the Supervillain last week

and now it's gonna
be another boy.

Joel: Here comes the music.

[dramatic music playing]

- I do not wanna be Supervillain
this early.

I don't want that
responsibility.

I want Johnny
to be Supervillain.

Being close to the Supervillain
is the best place to be.

Joel: Blindfolds off.

- Oh, here it is.

- 50/50.

- Tyson.

You're right.

[bell dinging]
- I'm right?

- Yup.

Me and Johnny are connecting.

Tyson's right there as well.

There's no way they put me up
on the Hit List.

- Tom, please go to hell.

[dramatic music playing]

Victoria: Oh.
Tyson: Oh, no.

Johnny: Bravo.
Joel: Tom,

TMZ is gonna be very excited
about your death.

Tyson and Johnny,
since you're the last two,

please come to the center table.

We have reached
the classic tea party-themed

reality show deadlock.

Victoria: The final cup.

Joel: You now have one minute

to decide who will drink the tea

and join their fellow Villains
in hell.

If neither of you drinks the tea

before the time is up,
you both die.

And the last Villain
to be eliminated, Tom,

will be resurrected
from the pit of hell

and he will become Supervillain.

You have one minute to decide
who is Supervillain.

- What I'm thinking of is,
do I wanna be it

or allow Tom to be it?

I still feel like I'd be safe
if Tom was Supervillain.

- You could also use it
as leverage.

So you give it to him?
- Yeah.

Tyson, I know
he doesn't want it.

And to be honest,
my trust is kind of,

eh, so-so with Tom.

Joel: Thirty seconds left.

Johnny:
We're on the same page, but,

uh, page has turned.

- If you wanna be Supervillain,
I'll drink it right now.

Joel: Someone's gotta drink.

- Tell me.

- Drink it.

- You wanna be it?
- Do it.

- Okay.

- Tyson,
you just k*lled yourself.

Victoria: Oh.
Johnny: Bravo.

Joel: Tyson is now dead.

Congratulations, Johnny.

You are the Supervillain.

Johnny:
There's no telling the waves

that I'm gonna cause
with my decisions.

I'm gonna create some enemies,

let people know exactly
how I feel.

And I'm not timid.

- Guys, congratulate Johnny.

Kate: Congratulations.
Joel: He won this Battle Royale

and he is your new Supervillain.

Tomorrow, Johnny, you will leave
the house for a reward.

Please select the two Villains

you would like to go along
with you.

- Oh, man.

Drita.

- Oh, I love him.

I adore Johnny.

Johnny winning is great for me.

He's one of my friends
in the house.

So, I mean, I'm happy.

[Johnny sighs]

Tom.
- Hell yeah.

- Tom, we need to develop
some sort of trust.

Maybe we can have a conversation
and build some trust

based off of my gift
of this reward to you.

Joel: Johnny, Drita, and Tom,

tomorrow, you will get to go
on what I'm sure

will be a cost-efficient outing.

The rest of you,
maybe you can order

pizza or something.

I'll send you my favorite pie.
How does that sound?

The hit list nominations

are going to be very soon.

If you'll excuse me...
- What you looking at me for?

- I was looking at everybody.
- Don't look at--okay.

- Relax. Relax.
Tiffany: But--no,

I don't have to relax.
Don't tell me how to act.

Johnny: You don't have to.
You can do what you want.

Tiffany: Okay.
But don't tell me how to act.

- You can do what you want.
- Okay.

I am. This is me.
- Okay.

Tiffany: This is what I'm doing.
- You're off to a bad start.

All right.
- I don't give a f*ck.

- Good.
- How about that?

- Okay. All right. Hey.
- Like you told me to go to hell,

you go to hell.
Johnny: All right.

Yo, calm down.

I was just quoting Joel.

He's been saying that

to everyone leaving.

- Go to hell. Go to hell.

Go to hell, my friend.

- My first 30 seconds
of Supervillain

and you're already
picking a fight with me?

Like, what are you doing?

- Really good job.
Johnny: Appreciate it.

Like, I couldn't read you.

Tyson: Hello.
Victoria: Oh, this is your room?

Tyson: Yeah.
Tom: Queen Victoria.

- Hello, boys.
Tom: [indistinct]

- This is the sex dungeon.
- Great work.

Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, too.

- And you did great, too.
- Thank you.

Victoria:
I actually love your show.

- Oh, thank you.
Victoria: Yeah.

Like when you were going
through it,

like, I really felt for you.

And, like, I think...
- Thank you.

- ...it was so f*cked up.
- Oh, well...

Victoria: Like,
no one deserves that, though.

- Well, no, but...

- No one had your side.

Like, ugh.

Tom: Uh, yeah. Yeah.

- Yeah, it's brutal. Yeah.
- I mean, whatever.

- But I went through it too
with Bachelor Nation, so.

Tom: I--I'm sure you did.
I'm sure you did.

From what I've been through,

I can only sympathize
a little bit

with people being hated

and getting attacked.

But you know what?

f*cking Queen Victoria.

- Let's go mingle.

You're so good.
Christine: Johnny.

I love--I loved you on the show.
- No, I really,

really love you on your show.
- I really--no.

- [indistinct]
I was feeling so comfortable...

- Why?

No.

- 'Cause I'm not really
that buddy-buddy with him.

Being a flamboyant g*y boy,

it's a little bit harder
for me to connect

with super, like, macho,
but straight men.

I think I might have to...

- Talk to him?
- I might have to.

Ultimately, there came
a point in my life

where I realized
that I could either

keep being that insecure,

repressed, scared individual,

or I could choose
to live my life,

let my light shine,
and burst out of me

'cause, baby, I'm a firework.
[chuckles]

I don't really
wanna like campaign

to not be on the hit list,
but like...

I will.
Drita: I know you will.

- Bye. Good luck tomorrow.
- Queen Victoria.

- Good night, Queen Tiffany.

- All right.
- Bye.

Okay. Goodbye, guys.

Do I walk out this door?
It doesn't matter?

- Well, congratulations.

- This is exciting, man.
- And I'm a good one, I promise.

More of an anti-hero.
- Oh, good.

I'll admit it, I thought
next on the chopping block

is Love Island boy
with the muscles.

However, he won Supervillain,

and he's the evil, quiet type.

- [groans]

- That could be bad for me.

Let me get out of this dress.

Tom: Good night, Kate.

[upbeat music playing]

- If it's four of us, right?

Tyson: A four-pack's
all it takes

to get to the final hours
of this game.

- Our odds will always be
in our favor.

Paul: Hello?

- If anyone should be worried
in this house,

New York
and most definitely Kate.

Playing with someone
like Kate,

it's hard to read her.

It seems like she literally does
not give a f*ck about anything.

And that's a dangerous person
to not have on your side.

Ashley: I have got
to get to bed.

I am exhausted.
Paul: Me too, dude.

Tom: Hey, baby.
My phone was on Do Not Disturb.

I didn't know
you were FaceTiming me.

telling me and Tyson
he's worried about you.

- m*therf*cker, what?

- Really?
- Yeah.

Paul: You think I wanna f*cking
stir the pot?

Buggin'.
- And I have no doubt in my heart

that I can trust you.

Paul: Tom is right.

I voted for Christine
to go home.

And that's the f*cking problem.

But maybe I can convince
Johnny to put Tom up.

Johnny: I'm telling you guys
right now.

Paul: Absolutely.
Ashley: Period.

- As a strategy,
allow him to continue

to feel like
he's within the inner circle.

- Smart.
- [sighs]

[calm music playing]

- [groans]

Christine: Oh, my God. There's
an espresso machine here.

[chuckles]

This can't be that hard.

Tyson: I'm gonna jump
in the shower.

I didn't know if you needed
to take a dump or anything.

Christine: All right, Jackie.

You ready for your close-up?

[upbeat music playing]

Jackie:
I'll get on a private jet

and I'll fly
the f*ck up out of here.

Ashley: You got it.

- Alpha, Tango, Bravo.

- Clear for takeoff.

- Clear.

[airplane whirring]

[cat meows]
[glass breaks]

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

- How are you? What's up?
- I'm good.

Are you coming down to...
- Do you like this?

- ...have some breakfast? I do.
- How do you feel about this?

Plane Jane: Paul has been
an ally and a friend.

You know, I feel like
that's a little pact

where we have each other's
backs in the game.

It's so cool.

Paul is like my weird, like,
alternative Armenian uncle.

And you know what?
I'm kind of here for it.

Paul: Give me the lore
behind the hamburger slippers.

- Um, I have a song out
called "Burger Finger."

Paul: Shut the f*ck up.

Johnny: This is gonna get
very interesting.

I'm definitely not scared
to throw people down.

And I'm gonna have to come up
with some real reasons

as to why I'm putting
those people down.

Christine: Yeah.
Johnny: Like, for you.

You coming here
with a boyfriend,

that might be a reason.
- [laughs]

Johnny was hoping
for a show-mance,

but for me, it's definitely
gonna be a no-mance.

- She's the only girl in
the house that I have eyes for,

so she's gotta leave.

- I just hope he doesn't
use it against me

and put me up on the Hit List.

- Trust me, I thought about it.
- Yeah. Yeah.

[slow upbeat music playing]

- Hey, New York,
do you think

that you're the Lucy
or you're the Ethel of us?

Tiffany: I would be Fred.

He was so healthy
and round-bellied,

and he just was funny.

You could--you wanna be--
Kate: Ricardo?

"Honey, I'm home."
Tiffany: Exactly.

Kate: Let's go to dinner.

- Well, I got a whole bunch
of sardines and water.

You drain the water,
put them on a saucer,

and then, put you
some mustard on top.

- I'm gonna need you
to write that recipe

down for me.
Tiffany: Yeah.

- I'll call it Lucy
and Ethel Sardines with Mustard.

- Hey, I'm not interrupting

an important conversation
by any means.

Tiffany: No. I'mma get proper.
Kate: How are you?

- I'm all right. But I do
wanna talk to you, actually.

The vote thing,
do you remember that?

- Yes. I know--I know
what you're saying.

- Do you--I keep hearing
your name and my name,

and I'm like,
"Hello? Who is doing that?"

- I don't think that you, like...
Paul: I know.

- ...voted and are lying
about your vote.

My guess for who felt the most
weird with their answers,

and cagey, like,
"Hmm, maybe, maybe not."

I mean, literally, verbatim,
that's what Johnny said.

- I have a pretty good idea.

- New York, for sure.

Drita.
Johnny: Drita.

Or it could have been me,
I don't know.

- Honestly, this is so weird.

Johnny,
he got real weird with me

'cause I was talking
about JoJo Siwa.

- Are you serious?
producer: Yeah.

- I'm just sitting
at the dinner table

with Ashley and Johnny.

Your makeup looks so good.
Ashley: Well, thank you so much.

- And we're talking
about different competition

reality shows
because, you know, we're on one.

f*cking Zendaya
did "Dancing with the Stars."

Ashley: Wow.
- And I said...

JoJo Siwa, is she broke?

Because, f*ck,
she should be rich.

She goes on tours,
she was like a child--

Ashley: She is rich.
Kate: I don't know,

'cause she did "Special Forces."

Ashley: Did she do really bad?

Kate: She had to carry
Tom Sandoval

across like a desert.

That's all I was saying.

And that's
when Johnny said to me...

Johnny: Also, people get paid
different to go on shows.

- Oh, no, no, no.

That--I know that.
That's not what I meant.

What I meant was...

If I had been JoJo Siwa,

I never would have done
"Special Forces."

And he goes...

Johnny: It was only 10 days
of your life.

You might get a crazy check
from it,

and you're putting your face
back out there.

- He just kept correcting me.

And it's not even about that.

It's the fact that
he is mansplaining to me,

and he was wrong.

And that's what happened
with JoJo Siwa.

Would anybody here
be offended if I said,

I'm a little surprised?

- That she didn't win?
Kate: No.

[laughter]

Tiffany: Can I talk to you
for five minutes, please?

- Yes, you can. Absolutely.
Tiffany: Thank you so much.

I wanted to have a one-on-one
with Johnny

because I did kinda go in
a little bit.

It's like a little bit
of damage control.

So I did wanna come to you
and tell you

why I got so aggressive
with you.

When you said, "Go to hell,
New York," it triggered me.

I thought
those was fighting words.

I didn't mean to do that.

Johnny, I'm so sorry.

- Well, I think--
I think it's very big of you

to even have this conversation
with me.

- I just wanted
to make good with you

before you make your selection.

Yeah.
Johnny: And I do appreciate it.

But it's definitely gonna be
something I have to think about.

- Thank you so much
for hearing me out.

- Of course. You know,
don't be too worried, you know?

Tiffany: I try not to.
Johnny: Yeah. I appreciate you.

Drita: Finally, everybody's
going near the f*cking pool.

Christine:
Oh, look, he has a guitar.

Drita:
Are you telling me Tom's...

Christine: Yeah.
- ...a f*cking singer?

I can't deal with this house.
[playing guitar]

Plane Jane: Johnny.
Johnny: Yo.

Plane Jane: I wanna talk to you.

Yes, yes, yes.
Johnny: Do you now?

Plane Jane: I do.

Like, honestly,
it's generally harder for me

to, like,
connect with straight men.

- Uh-hmm.
- Because,

you know,
my experience growing up

was that I did not get along

with guys like you.
- Yeah.

- A lot of drag queens don't
get opportunities like this

so I'm really, really grateful
to be here.

I just wanna stay here
and showcase what I do

and showcase my personality,

and be here
for as long as I can.

So, if you were to not
put me on the Hit List,

if it would come down
to the grand prize,

I would have no issue voting

if I was out of the house...
- Okay.

Plane Jane:
...voting for somebody like you

because you didn't do me dirty.
- Absolutely. Yeah.

Plane is the first person

that has offered
a jury vote to me.

And that sounds
pretty f*cking good to me.

Plane Jane:
That is my sales pitch to you.

Johnny: I would definitely
think about it.

- Thank you.
Thank you so much. Yeah.

Johnny: [indistinct]
- Consider it.

Thank you. Wow.
Johnny: Bro.

f*ck. I just had...

Johnny: Well, what she's saying
to me is just like

very, very, uh, genuine.
Ashley: Aww.

Johnny:
And it's making me think...

- But let me tell you
that if I was Supervillain...

Ashley: Yeah.
- Remember how Tyson said, "Yo?"

- I think I have to put you up
as a decoy.

You can win your way back in,
but then, also,

if you don't win that,

you also have our votes
to back you up.

- Hmm.
Paul: So...

...what's your excuse, bro?

'Cause I did that.

Johnny: This might be
the perfect plan.

Tom, if you go home,
good riddance.

But if you stay,
you proved to the alliance

that you're worthy
of our protection.

This is House of Villains.

Let the villains
come out and play.

[tense music playing]

[upbeat music playing]

Plane Jane: Hi, boys.

- Wow.
Plane Jane: Don't mind me.

I'm just--I'm gonna clean.
Paul: Are you coming--

Johnny: Is this, like, a normal
just day or is it like, uh...

- You know, I wanted to do
something nice for the house.

After my conversation
with Johnny last night,

I don't think I'm completely
out of the water

when it comes to being put up
on the Hit List.

So, I just wanna please him
and tease him

and make sure I do right
by Ms. Johnny, for sure.

Don't mind me, honey. Ooh.

There's a little skid mark
on it.

- Little skid mark.

Joel: Johnny, Drita, and Tom,

it's time for your reward.

And like everything
in this show,

it's related to fine art.

The SUVs are waiting
for you out front.

- Are you upset you weren't
invited today, Tyler?

- Uh, my name's Tyson?
[Drita laughing]

I'm sorry. I'm losing my mind.

Yay. I'm so happy
we leave the house.

I'm gonna sit back and enjoy
every minute of this reward.

Are you guys taking us


just to get something to eat?

'Cause that will not be cool.

I am so happy.
I'm like a little kid.

Like, God knows
what I'm gonna do.

They're taking us
to a warehouse to whack us.

Tom: Here we go.
Drita: What are we doing?

woman: Hello.
Tom: How are you doing?

woman: Welcome to Shot of Art.

I hope you are ready to get

a little bit messy.
- Oh.

- You guys are actually going
to wear these for us.

Tom: Looks like a hazmat suit.
Drita: Where am I?

And this does not look
like a reward.

- And we are going to head
all the way in the dungeon.

This is our splatter room.

Drita: What is it
that Drita hates?

A mess.

This is exciting.

I left the crazy house
to come to a crazy house.

woman: You guys go ahead
and start. Have some fun.

- Oh, my gosh.
- Yes!

- Are you kidding me?
- Yes!

- Grow up!

I don't create art.

I simply ask the canvas

which colors
it would like and wear.

[groaning]

The white wall never painted.

It's like a birthday
never celebrated.

Drita: What the f*ck?

Johnny: Yes.

- They're not mistakes.

They're happy accidents.

I feel it.

Yes.

f*ck yes.

Tiffany:
Oh, can we go downstairs?

Kate: Just don't yell at anybody
until I get down there.

Tiffany: Okay.
That, I could make a promise.

[doorbell dings]

Kate: Do we have a butler?

Tiffany: All right.
Paul: New York,

can you answer the door, please?
Tiffany: I'm about to.

Let me see who this is.
Paul: Thank you, Mama.

Plane Jane:
What is going on?

- Oh, my gosh!

It's the pizza girl!

Christine: Oh, pizza.
Plane Jane: Oh.

- Yes!
Christine: Oh.

- Really?

- Maybe you can order pizza
or something.

I'll send you my favorite pie.
How does that sound?

Tyson:
New York, you got pizza for us?

- Joel did.
Paul: Joel?

Christine:
I don't know. There's a trick.

Hold on, hold on,
before you guys

f*cking start opening sh*t.

- Uh-hmm.

- Okay. It's pizza.
- It does smell like pizza.

- It's f*cking pizza.
- We open it like risen...

- Oh. Oh. Hello?

Hold on, hold on. Hey, hold on!

- Wait, what's going on?

What y'all doing?
Paul: "Congrats.

You opened the pizza

and found a purple hand.

Pin that sucker on.

This cheap trinket

makes you the right hand

of the Supervillain.

When they return
from their reward,

let them know you'll be making

this week's
Hit List nominations...

- Ah!
Paul: ...together."

- Oh, sh*t.
Paul: "Together.

That means you have to agree
on who goes up.

Because you are safe
from elimination,

you will not have a vote
at the next Banishment Ceremony.

Enjoy the pizza and the power.

Joel."
Tyson: I think it's yours.

You opened it.
- I don't know.

Plane Jane:
I think you opened it.

Christine: Tyson and I

immediately grab it.

- Risen...
- Oh. Oh.

Christine: I'm okay

that I didn't get the hand

because with this power

comes so much shenanigans.

Take it.
- Paul, you opened the box.

Take it, Paul.

Paul, it's yours.

- I don't want the power.

I already feel safe with Johnny.

Giving Paul
this right hand advantage,

this is my little token
of, like,

"I trust you,
I want you to have this."

- Give me a nipple piercing.
- Okay. You ready?

- He might as well--oh, wait, no!
- Oh.

- Please don't.
- Okay. Uh, yeah. Okay.

I'm put in
a very interesting position.

I can't quite tell if this is
a good thing or a bad thing.

It kinda sucks
that I can't vote,

but maybe this is
a chance for me

to take a real shot at someone.

You guys wanna start
kissing my a*s or...

woman: You guys go ahead
and take a seat.

Don't forget your berets.

I have some cute little snacks.

- These are banging.

- I'm really excited.

I know Johnny could have
had anybody,

so I f*ck with Johnny,
Johnny f*ck with me.

This is just, like,
the best place to be right now.

Johnny: I have to say, you guys
being picked was not random.

I'm worried about drawing a line
in the sand in the house.

I don't wanna be too direct
in my approach

with the people
that I send down tonight.

So, Tom, I wanted to throw you
down as a nomination,

but knowing
that I have your back

and make sure


Tom:
I am so f*cking taken aback.

I feel like completely stabbed
in the back.

Ashley: You are gonna have
a say in this.

That's funny.
Paul: It's funny?

Ashley: Yeah, but what are--

are the votes gonna be the same,
you think?

About what we were talking
about last night?

- Oh, f*ck.
That means I can't vote.

- That means you can't vote.
- f*ck.

So we lost another number.

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Bro, nobody likes Tom.

Ashley: Yeah.
Tom: I just--I mean,

I think there's people

that you could put on there

that you could do
the same thing with.

- Why not you?
- Um,

because there's still a chance
I could go home?

- There's not.
- But there is.

- Why? Who would you think
would vote you out?

- Who would vote you out?
Drita: Tyson,

definitely not voting you out.

- Paul.
Johnny: Paul. Ashley.

- Paul. Right.
- And then, Drita.

And then,
you can give him your word

so he can feel
more comfortable.

And this is not a sad thing.
I hope you see that.

Drita: Tom looks emotional
right now, like, hurt.

It showed me
that Johnny and Tom

have a much
closer relationship

than I ever thought,
like an alliance.

There is a reason
why Tom is so shocked.

- I'm coming back
from this Supervillain sh*t

with smoke on my back.

I could say, "f*ck you, Tom,
you're going down."

And you could be scared
for your life

and I could do
everything I can to make sure

you get the f*ck up out of here.

But I'm not.

I'm trying to create trust.

Tom: There is absolutely

no logical reason

to risk putting me up

unless you were okay
with getting rid of me.

Doesn't matter what he says.

To me, it just tells me
he wants me out.

Johnny:
Walk back into the sh*t show.

- Here we go.

Tyson:
Oh. Did you guys go shopping?

- Yeah, we went painting.

- We created art all over.

- But why do you guys
have paint all over your face?

Drita: We could paint each other
at the...

- Oh, that's cute.
Drita: I gotta wash my face.

Johnny: What did y'all do
while we're gone?

- We got...
- We got pizza.

- Look.

Johnny:
What the f*ck does this mean?

- I am your co-pilot Supervillain
this week.

- The right hand
of the Supervillain.

Paul: Oh, yeah.
I'm, I'm the super...

Johnny:
You're my right hand man.

- I'm your right hand man.

Paul: So you and I...
- Really?

- No way.

- ...have equal power

and we have to come
to an agreement

on who gets nominated this week,

but also I don't have a vote.

- Oh, sh*t.

I do not trust Paul at all.

It's obvious
he f*cking changed his vote.

That does not make me
feel comfortable.

He's full of sh*t.

Drita:
So wait, what's happening?

You're the boss,
he's the underboss.

Paul: I'm the henchman.
Johnny: Wait, how did--

how did you get this sh*t?

- I opened a f*cking box
of pizza.

You think I did something?
You pulled the f*cking lever.

- No way!
- I opened the pizza.

I'm the f*cking henchman now.
Drita: Is that for real?

- I'm deadass.

- There's pizza down there?
- Yeah. [laughs]

Johnny: I've been Supervillain
for a little over a day now

and I had
everything figured out.

My gut's been telling me
to nominate Tom

with two other people.

Yo, uh, right hand man.
- Yes?

- Wanna go have a conversation
or what?

Paul: Sir, yes, sir.
- Let's go. Let's do it.

Paul: Yeah, let's do it.

- The problem with this is,

I needed Paul's vote

to guarantee Tom's safety.

So now that
Paul's out of the equation,

I can't guarantee
Tom's safety.

But at the same time,
I don't wanna

draw a line in the sand

and show
the rest of the house

that I have an alliance.

We have to go back
to the drawing board.

Tom:
He's f*cking putting me up

for elimination as a pawn.

Why is he doing that?

He thinks it's like
some f*cking, like,

Keyser Söze f*cking role.
Tyson: Yeah.

- But, like, dude,
the math breaks down

as soon as I f*cking start,
and he's like,

"Well, dude, you're f*cking
questioning it.

It makes me worried."

And I'm like,
"Dude, what do you mean?

It makes no f*cking sense."
Tyson: Yeah.

And I'm telling you right now,
I don't trust it.

You have to talk to Paul
and be so cool with Paul.

Johnny wants to put Tom up,
but I don't want Tom going home.

If Tom goes up,
we have sketchy numbers at best

because Paul lost his vote,

and Johnny doesn't have a vote.

What the f*ck, dude?

- Exactly. What the f*ck.

Tyson: Can I watch you?

Tom: Can you watch me pee?
- Yeah.

Tom: Yes, please.
- Okay.

Tom: I need somebody
watching my back.

- I got you.

Drita: Oh, God.
I have paint up my f*cking nose.

These people,
they're trying to k*ll me.

[upbeat music playing]

Paul: How're you feeling?

- Please don't put me
in the bottom three.

It's, it's--the chances of me
getting out of it,

now that you can't vote
are f*cking--

like, it's slimmer.
Paul: I don't think so, bro.

I think you're really okay.
- Dude, but there's no point.

Ashley and Tyson,
that's all that's left

out of our f*cking alliance.

Plane Jane's vote is,
is a question mark right now.

Why don't we get rid
of a question mark vote?

- That's the dilemma for me, bro.

- Look, I want Tom to go home.

He's not a pawn,
he's the target,

because he's telling people

I voted for Christine
to leave,

but, like, Johnny keeps
going back and forth.

I need to be glued to this man

and continue whispering
in his ear,

"Take the shot at Tom."

- All right.
- Please.

- Let us finish
this conversation.

I hear you, we hear you.
Tom: All right. Sure thing.

I spelled it out for them

very f*cking clearly,

and they're still debating
on whether to put me up.

And guess what?

They have lost me.

Paul:
I'm gonna tell you straight up,

if we put Plane Jane up,

we are f*cking our game up
to save his.

There's no way
I'm doing that, bro.

- I don't wanna
throw down Plane either.

It was getting
a little complicated for me.

Plane is the only person

to offer me jury vote
at the end.

So, do I pull the trigger now

and put Tom
in the bottom three

and potentially see him
go home?

I have a lot to think about.

We, we might not be able
to break...

- Oh, f*ck.

Joel: Villains,
it's time to get ready

for your Hit List
nominations.

Johnny, wash your face.

Paul, I think that crap
on your body is permanent.

- Let's get ready. f*ck it.

- I don't think
I'm using this right,

to be honest.

Plane Jane:
Ooh, that smells good, hun.

- Hi.
- You look amazing by the way.

Plane Jane: Thank you.
- I know.

Plane Jane:
After the conversations

that we've had,

I don't really feel

like I'm in danger
of being put on the Hit List.

And if I am put on the Hit List,
I'll be shocked,

and I will go berserk,

which is why
I'm in my riot gear.

You like what you see?

I'm a little social bandit.

I'm ready to go to w*r
for the cause of villainry.

My eyes are down here.

- How are you feeling?
You look a little pensive.

- No, I'm just, you know,
awaiting my decision.

- I started sweating
when you said that.

- You should.

We have to make
a game-time decision.

g*dd*mn, I can't talk.

- No, it's my f*cking grill.

Sometimes, like,
it's just [makes sound]

so I, like, slur certain words.

Joel: Everyone,

it's time for
your Hit List nominations.

Tiffany: Open sesame.

- It's not a comfortable
situation to be in right now

when you have to switch up
last minute

and I gotta make decisions that
are gonna best help my game.

And I feel like honestly

what I'm about to do tonight

is what's best for me.

[tense music playing]

[tense music playing]

- Hello, Villains.

Welcome to your Hit List
nominations.

- Oh, my goodness.

Plane Jane: Yes.
Joel: Plane Jane,

I see that
you're wearing something

from the p*ssy Riot collection.

[laughing]

- Johnny,
you are the Supervillain.

Take your seat.

The power is now
in your creatine-covered hands.

One of those hands though
is no longer yours.

It's now owned by a guy
who works at a carnival.

Paul, take your spot
next to Johnny.

You are the right hand
of the Supervillain.

Here's how the advantage works.

The Supervillain
and the right hand

need to agree on all
the Hit List nominations.

So if you get put up,

know that both of these villains

want you out.

Like the Supervillain,

the right hand will not vote

at the Banishment Ceremony.

Paul, Johnny,

how was working together
to come up with the nominations?

- I had a lot of time to think

and basically got...

blindsided by my right hand.

And we were kinda deliberating

and it was just--it was
a difficult conversation.

Paul:
I did not assume this role

would be bestowed upon me,

so I've only tried to accept it

with as much grace as possible.

- All right, Paul.
You're a weirdo.

So Johnny and Paul,

have you come
to a mutual decision?

- We have.
Joel: Great.

Who are you going
to piss off first and why?

- This person does not know
how to keep a lid on it.

The second I was bestowed
all this power,

this person had

a stupid a*s decision
to yell at me.

So because of that,

Tiffany will be
the first nominee.

You put this upon yourself
and you knew it.

- I just knew
that I was gonna be put up.

I feel like I put myself
on the chopping block.

And I think I really messed up.

Joel: New York.
- Joel.

Joel: Is there anything
you'd like to say in reply?

- I don't know why Aquaman

and the wannabe Captain Hook
are so upset with me.

We could've worked
this sh*t out.

- Well, Tiffany...

- Don't use my government name.

You call me New York.
- You're right.

- Johnny and Paul,
who is the second villain

that you want to nominate?

- The second villain,

I can't really get a read on.

You know, I walked around
a corner one time,

it almost seemed like
they were spying on me.

So this is why
I'm gonna be voting for, uh,

Kate for the second nominee.

Kate: Johnny accuses me
of spying on him.

We're in a house
with cameras and no doors.

I wasn't spying on you.
I was just walking by.

- Kate, is there anything
you'd like to say in reply?

- I don't think it's for whatever
made up reasons you just said.

- They weren't made up.
- Okay. My turn.

I'm expecting this because
before you were Supervillain,

you were so rude to me

when I talked about JoJo Siwa

going from being
a touring artist

to sh1tting in a hole
next to Tom Sandoval.

No offense, Tom.

- Can we get JoJo Siwa
next year is the question.

I don't think we can afford her.

- You see where you're standing?

Kate:
I'm glad you're Supervillain.

You belong here.

"Love Island,"
there's no dialogue.

That's where you thrive.

Joel: Johnny and Paul,

who is the final villain
for the Hit List?

- This one was very difficult

for Paul and I
to come to terms with

and I'm still struggling
with it right now.

- If you put me
on that f*cking Hit List,

[scoffs] you're f*cked.

Johnny:
It took a while to develop some

sort of a relationship
with this person.

Because of that,
I'm gonna go with...

Plane Jane.

- Whoa! Tragic me.

What the f*ck?
Plane Jane: That's okay.

Paul: Plane Jane going up
is so bad.

It is so not the right move,

but how do you tell
a c*ck testosterone man

that they don't know
what the f*ck

they're talking about?

Plane Jane: I wish I could say
I was surprised,

but I'm not.

I thought that after
the very real conversations

that me and you had...
- Uh-hmm.

Plane Jane: ...that, you know,
I could put my trust in you,

but I should've known better
than to trust

a low budget Drake impersonator.

You think you look hot, b*tch?

Your upper body is way bigger
than your f*cking legs.

You've been skipping
leg day, b*tch.

You look like a f*cking
refrigerator on stilts.

Paul, it's shocking to me
that you would put me here.

I thought that we had a thing,

considering I've been
such a good friend to you.

- We did this,
this before I got this sh*t!

- If you wanna get loud,

you want to get loud
and fight me?

Tiffany: Don't hurt him!

Don't hurt him!
Plane Jane: I think

your heavy metal death
punk aesthetic

is all to disguise the fact

that you're a little b*tch.

You're a b*tch boy.
Paul: Okay. Period.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Plane Jane--

Plane Jane:
You're a heavy metal--

no, no, no, no.
Paul: Listen.

Plane Jane: No, no, no, no.
Paul: Okay.

- I'm not listening to you.

You don't get to speak.
Paul: Okay.

Plane Jane: You're a liar and...
Paul: Period.

- ...you disgust me.
You're hideous.

- But you're the one
wearing a mask.

- You could never leech
off of my success, b*tch.

You f*cking leech. Never.

- Top that, traitors.

Plane Jane: I feel
really betrayed by Paul.

Right hand of the Supervillain,

you share the responsibility.

Paul didn't put his foot down

and I don't
f*cking trust him anymore.

Joel: New York, Kate,
and Plane Jane, tomorrow,

you'll compete to get removed
from the Hit List

during the Redemption Challenge.

When we return to this room,

one of these three
will be banished from the house

and will lose out

on their chance to win $200,000.

Now, let's forget
all the hurtful things

that were said tonight

and head back to the house

for a light, breezy evening

of continuing
these shouted arguments.

Plane Jane:
This is going to light

the biggest fire up under my a*s

to win that Redemption Challenge

and return into this house

because I'm here
to show these people

that I'm not just
gonna roll over and die.

When I come back
into this house,

they better f*cking run.

Joel: Coming up this season
on House of Villains.

- I hate this house.

I love this house.

f*cking going crazy.

- This is House of Villains
Correctional Facility.

Plane Jane: Whoo.
Ashley: We have to sit together

'cause if not, we're going down.

- I feel like you're
the only person I can trust.

Tiffany: This man need to be
out of this house.

I'm just gonna make that
be known.

- The girls are fighting.

- You guys haven't seen the show,
have you?

- I don't give a f*ck right now.

Tiffany:
Go hurt somebody!

- Oh my God,
I almost lost my life.

Ashley: I'm possessed
and I have tried many times

to get this demon
out of my body.

- I like a man weak,
trembling at their knees.

- Oh, my God.
I'm gonna have to m*rder him.

- Something tells me he likes a
little finger in the booty hole.

- Who doesn't? [chuckles]

Tom: My T levels are
raging right now, dude.

- Oh, my God.

Tom: Oh, they're squirting.

Paul: Hit that sh*t, man.
Hit it like you mean it.

Ashley: No!
- Mozzarella.

- We love a fast screw.

- Where's the balloon?

Tiffany:
There's something in my eye.

- I feel like I'm home.

Plane Jane: Nobody f*ck
with mama's screen time.

- This villain sh*t is
too much for me.

- I'm not about to ruin
your Mamma Mia pizza.

Kandy Muse:
Hello, Villains.

- Okay, bro. Okay, bro.
- Bro. Bro.

- You are f*cking
as dumb as you look.

Tyson:
I kinda look like an as*h*le.

- What are you, f*cking buggin'?

- I feel just like
Michelle Obama.

I swear.

- You hate me.
You really, really hate me.