01x112 - Foeba! YuYu Hakusho

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You don't say. Everyone lost, huh?

We all had good fights, though.

To think that even Urameshi would lose...

Ah, well, I'm glad I didn't go.

Don't be too sure of that.

Cut that out. I'm not so dumb
that I don't realize my own strength.

Ah, it's Kazu-san!

Hey!

What, it's you two?

Where are you going?

I've got some minor
business to take care of.

Is that girl next to you your girlfriend?

Introduce us!

He's a man, you dumbasses!

You're kidding! Seriously?!

He's not, by any chance, a "new half"?

Kazu-san, you've got it
going on with the guys, too.

Shut up! I don't swing that way!

Say, Kazu-san, how about
taking us out some time, okay?

See you later!

Don't be mad at them.

Not at all...

You're pretty popular
with the girls, aren't you?

Right after school started, I predicted an
earthquake and came across as pretty cool...

They treat me like
I'm some sort of rarity.

Kuwabara-kun, you're completely
living the life of a high-schooler.

I suppose so.

Gai Tech University's entrance exam
should be easy for you, right?

Don't be ridiculous.

I may be at their annex school,
but I still have to pass the test.

It's no different from any other
student trying to get in.

Two years already, huh?

Since the last time I saw Urameshi.

I guess it has been that long.

I've seen you every once in a while,
and we've caught up on things,

so it doesn't really feel that long,

but it really has been a while.

Yusuke hasn't changed any.

I wonder if he's not coming back.

He said he had a few loose ends to tie up.

Besides, I heard that he told Keiko-chan
to wait for him for three years.

That idiot. Is he hung up
on that three-year promise?

He lost and all, so he
should just come right back.

That would make
Keiko-chan happy, wouldn't it?

Keiko! Wait up!

Say, Keiko, how about
we all go to Shibuya?

Sorry, I have to go
someplace else right now.

Oh? By any chance, is it a date?
Have you finally gotten a boyfriend?

I wish that was it.

There's no one as far
as Keiko is concerned.

You don't even give boys a second glance.

You don't suppose she already
has an arranged fiancé, do you?

Still, the more I think about it,
the stranger it sounds.

What does?

Well, think about it. It was two years
ago when we had all that commotion

with Sensui and the hole
to the Demon Realm, right?

The hole got stopped up
back then, didn't it?

So how are you able

to come and go between
the Demon Realm and the Human Realm?

Ah... That's because the Spirit Realm lifted
the barrier between here and the Demon Realm.

Oh, so that's it, is it?

What?!

Th-The barrier has been lifted?

Then, there's no telling where
some Yokai might be, is there?!

What are you bellowing about?
You know better than that!

Shizuru-san!

Yo, Kurama-kun. It's been too long.

Sis, be careful!
There could be Yokai around!

What are you talking about?

There's nothing to worry about.
There's a gentleman's agreement in place.

The Yokai won't be
working any malevolence.

I'm not sure what's going on,
but like he says...

Geez, don't scare me like that!

Ah, it's Keiko-chan!

Oh! Yukimura grew her hair longer?

It looks good on her, huh?

All right, how about we get going?

That'll be 2,800 yen.

Oh, and a newspaper...

What are you doing, Sis?!
We're about to pull out!

That's my Sis, all right!
Nice and considerate!

I was just getting hungry, too.

Huh? Aren't you two eating?
Then I can have yours, right?

You're such a pest.
Just shut up and eat.

This alien here...!

Alien?

Is that paper printing more
irresponsible nonsense?

That's Hiei-kun, isn't it?!

What?!

THIS IS AN ALIEN!

NEW ALIEN INVADES EARTH!

But Hiei is in the Demon Realm, isn't he?

Hiei is patrolling.

As a result of the barrier being removed,
by random chance,

there are cases of humans getting
mixed in with the Demon Realm.

I smell a human at 10 o'clock.

Sheesh, not again.

All right, pick him up.

What should we do
about irrigating his lungs?

Who cares? If he dies,
then it was his time to go.

We're about to return you
to your original world.

However, when you next awaken,

you will have forgotten the events
that took place here. Understood?

As a result of an autonomous code
proclaimed by Enki, the tournament winner,

humans that wander into the Demon Realm
are taken into protective custody

and returned to the Human Realm.

To that end, patrol squads were set up,

with the tournament losers
serving as squad members.

We've got to keep up this ridiculous
patrolling for three whole years?

Stop your complaining.
This is all our fault for having lost.

There's something I don't get.

Sure, Enki was strong, but if Mukuro-sama
had gotten serious about it,

it's not as though she
couldn't have defeated him.

Nah. That was all the power that
Mukuro-sama had at the time.

How do you mean?

Her strength is greatly
influenced by her state of mind.

At that friendly tournament,

the most she could muster was about
half of her power when she's at her peak.

It's probable that we won't ever see
her true strength from now on, either.

Why is that?

Because the look in her eye
has become unbelievably gentle.

What happened to her?

Good question. That much I don't know.

How did the patrol go?

It was lame.

If you want to, you can go
back to the Human Realm.

Hmph. That's up to me to decide.

That's Hiei for you.

He's doing fine, in his own way.

By the way, what does Ba-san want with us?

I don't know.

All she said was that it had been a long
time and that we should all come over.

You don't suppose something
new has come up, do you?

Of course not.

This sure is a nice place, huh?

It puts the mind at rest.

Everyone, you're here!

Yukina-san!

Kazuma-san, hello!

Have you been well?

Yes! Everyone, come on in.

It's been so long!

You're looking good, aren't you?

Have you been lonesome, being here
with Ba-san, just the two of you?

No. Kazuma-san has come by
to visit every once in a while.

Kazu, you've been holding
out on us, haven't you?

W-What are you talking about?

I'm the only one who stayed
in the Human Realm, right?

So you see, I just came to relay Kurama's
reports about what was going on.

Yukina-san, where is Master Genkai?

Right over here.

You're here, huh?

Is that so? He still
hasn't come back yet?

What is he doing over there?

I don't know the particulars myself.

He really doesn't think about
anything else but fighting, you know?

That idiot...

Still, this is refreshing.

It's nice to see your face again
after such a long time, Ba-chan.

It's true. I find it refreshing, too.

Actually, so do I.

I'm not here to act as a tranquilizer.

Yo! Everyone's here, right?

Botan-san!

Long time no see!

What's this? You've even
called Botan-chan over?

Me, too.

W-Where did you come from?!

Yo! You've got the same dumb
look on your face as ever, huh?

Lay off!

Now then, everyone is here, right?

There's only one reason why
I asked you to gather here today.

I thought I should discuss with you what
I'd like to have happen when I pass away.

What are you bringing
this up for so suddenly?

You shouldn't talk like that.

You can't pass away!

Ba-chan!

I don't want to hear that kind of talk!

Come on, now, pipe down and listen to me.

In the event that I pass away,
I leave this place to you.

It will take a lot more time
before the point comes

where humans and Yokai can truly coexist.

It takes several hours to get to
the nearest town from here by car.

That may make it an inconvenient
place for people to live.

However, it makes an ideal
place as a hideout for Yokai.

I wish to leave this place here among
nature and have you put it to good use.

It's Master Genkai's property,
as far as the eye can see.

Leave it in its natural state, huh?

It's true, this isn't a place
that people should tamper with.

Can we make a quick
stop on our way home?

Oh? Sounds good!
Yukina-san, come along with us!

Okay!

Suppose Master Genkai says that, and then
ends up living longer than any of us!

It could happen, huh?

What's the matter, Kuwabara-kun?

It was up this long flight of stairs
that Urameshi and I climbed

when we met Ba-san for the first time,

then went through that screening
tournament to become her pupils.

We fought the Four Saint Beasts,
ran wild through Tarukane's cottage,

and then entered
the Dark Tournament together.

And then Urameshi even
went and became a demonkin.

And it feels like it all
started with these stairs.

There have been so many things that have
happened, I can't even remember them all.

Yeah.

Hey!

What are you doing?!

Don't you two guys start getting
affectionate with each other!

Yukina-san, don't leave me behind!

They're a good bunch, huh?

Yeah.

What a view, what a view!

I've never seen a sunset so pretty!

Is that right?

I'm so glad to be alive!

Yukina-chan, let's go!

I'm going, too!

All righty! I guess I'll go
look for some jellyfish!

That feels so good!

The sunset is so pretty.

It's also very pretty in the daytime.
The sea and the sky are both a rich blue.

I like the sea when it's
the middle of the day.

Let's come see it some time, okay?

Okay.

Yukina-san!

Look at this giant starfish!

And all of these seashells, too!

Wow, amazing!

Yusuke...

You dumbass!

Yusuke! Stop taking so long!
Hurry up and come home!

I won't wait for you any more than
three years! Yusuke, you idiot!

Keiko-chan...

I won't make you wait that long!

Yo! I'm home!

Yusuke!

Ee-yow! What did you do
that for out of nowhere?

What did you do that for, you wench?!

Hold it! Come on, Keiko! Hey!

Now you've done it!

Bang!

You b*stard!

Let's go!

You b*stard! I thought you were going
to become king of the Demon Realm!

Oh, I will, someday! I'll challenge
them again from the beginning!

Before you do,
I'll have knocked you flat!

Go ahead and do it, if you can!