Jackass: Best and Last (2026)

[bunniefuu]

Warning.

The stunts in this movie were performed by

professionals.

So for your safety and the protection of

those around you, do not attempt any of

the stunts you're about to see.

All this nice and light Smith & Wesson.

It's got all the stopping power

of a 9mm and I'll be getting

shot in the chest with this

9-11 Level 2A Kevlar vest.

Oh, and to absorb some of the impact from

the b*llet, I'll be putting these

magazines, a couple of Hustlers

and a couple of leg worlds,

under the vest to avoid any

and all blunt force trauma.

Alright.

That's why I'd rather someone else sh**t

me.

Like that, Jason?

Looks pretty good.

I can't handle this, dude.

Dude, don't be stupid.

Say a prayer, dude.

This is beyond dumb.

Let's f*cking go.

Now you gotta go the whole way around.

You sure?

I can't handle this.

PJ, let's f*cking go.

Find out where the b*llet went.

PJ.

Come on, man.

PJ, let's f*cking go.

I'm about to throw a f*cking rock at you.

Let's go.

No.

It's the next one.

PJ, come on.

I can't handle this.

Make sure you got it, f*cking.

PJ.

This is so f*cking lame, I can't even tell

you right now.

Forget it.

Let's go.

Let's go, dude.

Just go.

Put it in that thing and go.

Didn't hurt?

No, I was kind of just scared,

though.

So you didn't even leave a f*cking...

Dude, I told you guys.

Look at the powder burn.

I know.

Yeah, I was shaking a little.

You guys want to go watch it on the TV?

f*ck yeah.

Smile.

This is going to be great.

Walk away, back away,

back away, back away,

back away, back away,

back away, back away.

Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville.

Welcome to Jackass.

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Welcome to the first day of our final

film.

What are you feeling?

Uh, I'm sad.

How come?

I guess, uh, a big part of my life is,

uh, almost over.

Does it make you sad, Chris?

No, I'm not in touch with my emotions.

So we have a new Jackass cast member.

His name's 1W Larry.

He's a humanoid robot.

And voicing that robot is Mr. Adam Ray.

And you're going to be

making history today with

the first, uh, robot to

human prostate exam.

This is what Jackass looks like at 50,

I guess.

We are of that age where we have to get

prostate exams.

Yes, this is something.

So we hired the finest.

You see the finger on that thing?

I did.

Yeah, that's not a finger, by the way.

It's a claw.

You're going to run into some trouble.

It's not there.

It's this side that's all sharp.

How many times have you done this,

Larry?

Once.

To myself.

In the car on the way over.

Let's let it rip, baby.

Maybe letting it rip is a bad choice of

words.

I'm Steve-O and prostate health is super

important.

So, this is the robot rectal exam.

Yadda, yadda, yadda, take your pants off.

Non-lubricated condoms.

No, we have lube.

Oh my god, it's so sharp.

Here, let's go put a little lube on for

you.

Crunchy peanut butter.

Why crunchy?

Drop the laundry.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Give me one more.

Oh gross.

Now, be tired.

Wait, wait, wait.

Wait, wait.

Wait.

Wait.

On my cue.

There we go, there we go.

Steve, what are you doing?

Is your chocolate in his peanut butter or

his peanut butter in your chocolate?

More peanut butter, please.

More peanut butter.

More peanut butter, don't get it on my

jacket.

Oh, my God.

There we go.

There you go.

No, that's it.

That's it.

Go, go, go.

Steve, go in, go in, Nate.

Get down.

Keep doing it.

Oh, my God.

Get over.

Do you want me to call your dad?

Oh, my God.

Hey, Larry, let lame-mail your finger.

It'll be my pleasure.

Come on, Lance.

Smell it.

Smell it.

It's not that bad.

Yep, yep.

Got him.

I have one more thing I need to do.

Give you a reach around.

I'll help you.

Okay, here we go.

We got this.

We got this.

Teamwork makes the dream work.

Did I mention I've been drinking today?

Did I mention I've been drinking today?

Here we go.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

This might be a bad time to tell you my

license was revoked last week.

Good job, Steve-o.

Can I ask a question?

Yeah.

Why is this the last movie?

Well, I can't ride red

rockets or bulls anymore,

so it felt like the

natural place to stop.

Yeah, I'm certainly not going to ride

those rockets or the bulls.

You know, we were talking, it's like,

you know, we got all this footage no one's

seen before or barely seen and we can pick

our all-time favorite bits and sh**t some

new footage and I'll get to see the

Warhammer again.

Well, if a scene requires

me to get into my

birthday suit, the

answer just might be yes.

Okay, this is called the golf course air

horn.

When people tee off, when

they're coming down with

their swing, we're going

to blow these air horns.

Here she goes again.

No, is there another one?

She still hit it pretty good.

What'd I tell you?

What'd I tell you?

Here, you've lost your club.

Kick your a*s?

Sorry.

Didn't I tell you I'm going to come over

here and kick your a*s with that?

What?

I'm sorry, I got bursitis.

You got bursitis?

Yeah.

So that means you got to play with the

horn?

It helps.

I'll give you something to play with now.

Sorry, it won't happen again.

Get back.

Get down, get down.

Watch this.

Wait, wait.

Get down.

Wait.

Wait.

Get down.

Get down.

Get down.

Get down.

Get down.

Oh.

Oh, f*ck.

Hello, my name's Johnny Knoxville.

This is Tori Belecci, international

scientist.

This is Follow the Leader.

So what's going to happen is Knoxville is

going to move his arm and an electrical

signal will go into the computer and then

he will be able to control your arms.

What?

So all you need to do is flex your muscle.

No problem.

Oh!

Oh my.

Holy sh*t!

What?

What the heck?

That's a lot of electroids.

Can we get a poopies of coffee,

please?

How hot is that coffee?

Hot.

Have a little bit of coffee, poopies.

I'm sure it'll be good.

I think somebody needs to shave.

Here is almost new shaver.

Couple of weeks old.

Just start shaving.

You gotta get it.

Oh, you got it.

Yeah, that's good.

That's good.

I like it, yeah.

Lance, why are you not looking?

It's not looking.

Hey, poopies.

You gotta get it underneath.

I know what you want me to do and...

I'll do it.

Yeah, yeah.

Doing good.

Oh my God.

Hit the middle, hit the middle,

hit the middle.

It looks so graceful.

Oh!

Oh, the close shave.

Zach does not, as of yet, have a tattoo

from me.

Oh, okay.

Well, let's do Zach.

Yeah.

And what tattoo are you giving?

I'm gonna give Zach a nice nipple smiley

face.

It's a beautiful canvas.

Ah!

I mean, you wanted me to have the f*cking

art on there.

Why are you yelling at me?

I would like this to come out good.

Me too.

I'm on your side.

All right.

I promise.

Okay, don't mess this up, Sebo.

Steady hand.

Ah!

Sorry.

Okay.

That one's even close.

I'm not doing it yet.

Okay.

I'm not doing it yet.

I'm doing it!

Ah!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

How did that feel?

Not good.

Holy sh*t.

That's pretty awesome.

Oh my god.

Great job, Poopy.

Thank you.

Great job, Tori.

Thanks, Steve-O and Zach.

And thank God, Bunny the lifeguard's here

to make everything safe.

Thank you.

I really don't... I still don't understand

why they asked for a lifeguard on duty,

but it's better to have one and not need

him than to need him and not have one.

Well, the convict bit, we've always wanted

to include in our movies.

We shot it for the pilot of the TV show

and got shut down.

Our crew member got arrested.

MTV couldn't sh**t in West Hollywood for

10 years, so no one's really seen it.

It's been sitting there for 25 years.

It was total chaos.

Today, I'm going to be an escapee from the

L.A.

County Jail and go into a hardware store

and see if they'll lend me a hacksaw.

Ow.

Can you see the lens?

Okay.

Okay.

Do I need some dirt on my face?

You need some on his neck, too.

Is my shirt too flasky?

Can they smack him in?

Yeah, that helps.

Thanks.

I need some help.

Okay.

I need some... I need a saw, a saw.

Let me get somebody, okay?

Help me!

Excuse me, what's going on?

I wouldn't touch them.

Someone help me!

I wouldn't touch them.

Someone help me!

We're kind of closed for right now.

We're not letting anybody in.

TJ, I'm calling you cops.

He's probably an escapee from the jail or

somewhere.

Handcuffed in the sheriff's jumpsuit?

Get on.

Hello, my name's Johnny Nachman.

I'm about to be arrested.

f*ck.

f*ck.

f*ck.

Oh, f*ck.

No way.

What should we do?

Dude.

Keep going, dude.

I have a good explanation for this.

How come you're not in jail?

Because I don't belong there.

How'd you get out?

I was never in jail.

What is this in the back?

That's a microphone.

For what?

Because we're filming.

You're filming!

Yes, ma'am.

That is really stupid!

What's going on over here?

I don't know.

This guy's g*y.

We didn't mean to cause a ruckus.

Well, you're wearing an L.A.

County jumpsuit with handcuffs on.

What do you think?

Yeah, I guess I wasn't thinking to.

I apologize.

You got a camera on you?

Is it off?

It's on.

It's on?

Are you filming this?

Turn it off!

So, upon arrival today, we were informed

by Mr. Cliver that our production manager

informed us we were officially

on hiatus kind of suspension

because of the incident

yesterday at the hardware store.

But, uh, I guess this show may get to air,

it may not.

Anything to add, Jeff?

I do not.

Let's just think about the poo c*ck

today.

Right.

We're focusing on the poo c*ck.

My name's Johnny Knoxville and this is the

poo c*ck.

I think it was about 10 years ago today

that I was doing the first poo c*ck

and now you're taking the reins and taking

it to a whole other level.

I'm Steve-O and this is the poo c*ck

supreme.

Alright.

Good luck.

You ready, Steve-O?

No.

Order up!

Poo c*ck supreme!

Oh my god.

It's gonna be ugly.

I don't know if you want to see us.

Oh my god.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Jump in that leg right now.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Jesus.

Yeah, dude.

That was rad.

It went so high.

It was so scary.

This is the kind of extreme sh*t that

those extreme dudes don't even think of.

I mean, that had it all.

That had danger.

It had sh*t.

It had puke.

That's what this show's all about.

And sexy appeal.

Do it!

What an idiot.

What's up, players?

Hey, Larry.

Where you been?

I had a few strawberry white claws in the

green room.

He's drunk.

He's had a couple of drinks.

He's a little wobbly right now.

We're about to give Poopy's lip injections

to make him 23% more gorgeous.

Finally.

Oh my god, she got you!

Hello, Dr. Julie.

Hello.

Hi.

This is Poopy's and we want to make him

more handsome with some lip injections.

Can you help us?

Yes.

Holy sh*t.

Are you serious?

So during this whole movie, I'm gonna have

the biggest lips.

You're gonna have the most beautiful lips.

Oh my god.

I'm Poopy's and this is lip filler.

Okay, normally people get numbing,

but... No, you don't.

No, no numbing.

What is this you're putting in?

This is hyaluronic acid.

Oh, this is it.

Sounds safe.

Don't move either.

Stay still.

Oh my god.

You're gonna get so much work after this.

Oh sh*t!

Yeah!

Now we're doing good.

Holy sh*t, brother.

Alright, we can go bigger.

We can go bigger.

Now we're gonna do the bottom.

Ew.

What the f*ck is this?

Awesome Poopy's.

Is it supposed to have the right side be

bigger?

What a stupid f*cking question,

Aaron.

I think I can probably put just a little

bit more and that's it.

Oh, f*ck.

It's turning white.

What the f*ck?

I look more like one of those botched

f*cking housewives.

Can we do Aaron next?

Yeah.

What if we need to fix that Lego face?

Oh, f*ck it.

This girl loves me and sh*t.

I think it looks good.

Alright, way to go, Poopy's.

Yeah!

Yeah!

On Jackass Forever, Knoxville and I are

just interviewing the new guys and

straight up like, Poopy's, are you afraid

of anything?

He's like, oh well, I'll tell you what,

I don't like the dark.

I don't like, you know,

just like... Laying it all out.

But I don't think Bam ever told us he was

scared of snakes.

We just kinda happened to figure it out

when snakes came out.

Once we figured that out, it sure rode a

lot of bits.

You know, the worse the experience is,

the better it looks on screen.

So today, we're gonna

bring the cast into this

room two at a time to

sh**t a rattlesnake stunt.

But that's just a ruse to get

them in here so we can lock the

door, turn out the lights,

and make their life a living hell.

This is Silence of the Lambs.

Did you hear that?

What is it?

That's a rattlesnake.

No, it isn't.

It is.

Oh, really?

But you're not a part of this thing.

You're a peanut gallery.

You're a peanut gallery.

He's got a Western Diamondback

rattlesnake.

He's gonna release it on the ground.

Pontius is gonna take a

cookie and set it on its head, and

then I'm going to try and

take the cookie off its head.

And this is a Western Diamondback

rattlesnake.

It's about five feet in change.

Very, very venomous.

He will bite you if you get two furs,

and he will k*ll you, or try to.

I'm not kidding.

Whoa.

Ready?

I'm gonna pass it back.

This is f*cking nothing.

Whoa.

sh*t, dude.

Oh.

Dude.

Oh, f*ck.

Oh, my God.

Jesus.

They can strike so fast.

He will actually be good, Johnny.

Keep watching for a second.

Can you feel my heart?

Wow, dude.

Alright.

It's going as fast as that rattlesnake.

I'm really scared for Johnny right now.

Alright, let's put the snake light in

these guys' mics.

Time to do this.

They're cute.

They're a big-a*s snake.

It's not a hell.

Alright, switch the bucket.

Let's get the snake out of the room.

Is there an antidope here?

Yeah, yeah, it's getting the Huxmills for

me.

What is it called?

Antivinim, not antidope.

What's antidope mean?

I don't even know.

What's antidope?

That's like... Oh,

my f*cking God.

No!

g*dd*mn.

Oh, f*ck you guys!

Why are we the only ones in there now?

I don't know, dude.

Ah, got it!

Is Rab himself around?

Oh, no!

No!

Hello, my name's Johnny Knoxville.

Welcome to hell.

Please, no!

Seriously, there's a snake in that bucket,

so don't f*cking swing around.

Well, where should I go?

What am I gonna do?

Oh, f*ck!

So if we get bit, we die.

Are you serious?

Why the f*ck would we go down to the

basement?

Dude, come on.

Knox, what the f*ck?

Come on.

What the f*ck?

I'm gonna break that f*cking door down.

Get it, Aaron.

Did they just...

f*ck this sh*t!

Ah, f*ck you guys!

All right, now go for the bucket.

And cue the snakes out.

Oh, sh*t!

Oh, sh*t!

Everyone, stay... guys, stay on the couch.

The f*cking snake.

Bam.

Yeah.

You gotta be cool, man.

There's a f*cking snake in here.

No, I don't know what to do.

Stay where you are.

All right.

Dude, it bit me, I think.

Jeff, bam, got bit.

No f*cking sh*t.

I can't do it.

I just showed off.

Let's turn on lights, right?

That's it!

That's it!

That's enough!

That's enough!

There's a snake, Dave.

Where are you, Aaron?

Aaron!

What the f*ck?

Aaron!

How am I supposed to even help you,

Dave?

Just... I just need to

know you're there.

f*ck this!

Aaron!

Oh, I got a weapon now, m*therf*ckers.

I got a weapon.

Don't hit me, Aaron.

No, I got a weapon.

Aaron!

Don't hit me.

You f*ck'... Aaron,

don't f*cking nut in me.

Damn nut in me.

Ow!

There's a door!

Dave, over here!

Dave, this way!

Yeah, right!

f*ck that door.

f*ck that door.

There's something bad over there probably.

No, I promise!

No, you don't know sh*t.

There's a door.

I just opened it.

I swear to God.

Oh, wow.

How convenient.

Come this way.

I swear to God, I'm not lying to you.

Open that door.

You're on your own then, f*ck.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Oh, f*ck.

Aaron!

What the f*ck is going on?

I can't even... I can't

even f*ck' do it.

What the f*ck is this?

Ah!

Ah!

Holy sh*t!

Motherfuckin'... Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Oh, my God!

Ow!

f*ck' b*tch!

Keep going to the right, Bam!

I don't trust you now!

If you got the f*ck'...

If Bam just got

bit... I got bit, Jeff!

Yeah, I'm gonna... Okay, I'm

done f*ck' with you, okay?

He's buzzing over there.

Here.

I'm done f*ck' with you.

I'm helping you.

Cause you got you... Bam.

You got snake bit.

We gotta get your medical attention.

Come on, Bam.

Come on, buddy.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Everybody, I'm done f*ck' around.

You gotta let... You

gotta open the door.

Okay.

Okay.

Got... Okay.

Close it.

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

That's it!

That's it!

That's it!

It got me!

Okay.

It got me!

The snake got you?

Ah!

And the leg!

And the ribs!

And the leg and the ribs!

Please!

f*ck!

I'm gonna have a cardiac arrest.

Turn on the lights.

Okay, uh... Okay.

Welcome to the set, Bam Bam!

Zach!

You alright?

Holy sh*t!

I heard Zach just sound like he was

getting m*rder*d in here.

I thought this was like the only way to

get out.

So I just climbed over it.

And then it broke.

Oh my god, man.

Did you think there was a snake in the

room?

f*ck yeah!

You thought you were getting bit?

Yeah!

Oh, f*ck!

God!

This whole f*cking place is probably

rigged.

It is, isn't it?

It is, isn't it?

It is, isn't it?

See, when I come up with my ideas,

I don't write them down.

I just draw a picture and fax it to Los

Angeles.

I just drew a picture of a fat a*s and a

little guy with a bungee cord connected.

This is the bungee jump!

Are you ready, Preston?

Just go, just go!

Three...

Two...

One...

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Oh, my God.

Yes it is!

That worked perfect.

Oh, my God.

Hello, my name's Johnny Knoxville.

Welcome to our production of The

Marionettes.

I smell a Tony, let's go.

This drops the socks.

Fade in.

Timmy, 10 years old, a

pasty, dim-witted, but

unlikable boy, makes his

way through the town square.

He spots Dolores, 11 years old.

Dolores is pretty, like an old catcher's

mitt, and only has one nut.

Timmy.

Good morning, Dolores.

I want to take you to the dance,

but I heard Ugly Jeff ask you,

and I was shocked!

Timmy is hit with taser g*n darts.

What?

No, f*ck that!

No, f*ck that!

f*ck this!

Don't be mad at me, be mad at the

narrator!

Stop it!

I'll f*ck you!

f*ck!

Timmy!

Give me a second, Adam f*cking Ray!

Timmy!

You're holding up the play!

How can I win her luck?

I sure could use a little help!

Up in the rafters, a cute but

soon-to-be-crabby Cupid appears.

Oh, f*ck!

Cupid!

Timmy!

I'm shocked it took you so long to summon

me!

I'm gonna beat you, Chris!

Cupid is mercilessly shocked with a stun

baton, and then pelted with pineapples!

Okay!

Ah!

Pineapples!

What do pineapples have to do to happen?

Cupid then pulls the bow back on his love

arrow and shoots Dolores in the eye.

Oh!

Sorry!

I'm not Dolores, man!

Sorry!

I'm sorry!

Timmy!

Dolores!

You drive me crazy!

I feel like my heart is going to explode!

A large brick of

firecrackers is duct taped to

Timmy's chest, and

the very long fuse is lit!

Timmy's heart explodes like a cantaloupe!

And then, our two living

actors take their triumphant

final bows as Timmy

hangs there lifeless and limp!

The end!

Yay!

Two thumbs up!

Alright, well this is an opportunity that

I'm going to enjoy.

Mr. Knoxville, did you

choose to host Fear Factor for

the money, or because it

really turned you on creatively?

Tell the truth!

It turned me on creatively!

You cause you cause me!

Alright, here we go.

Poof!

I'm an old prick now.

Hello ladies.

Oh how you doing baby?

Alright.

Alright.

He's got his gym dog out.

How are you ladies doing down here?

What you gonna do, watch it or watch us?

I came to watch you girls.

You ladies are going

to get all worked up, and

then hopefully old

Irving can swoop in there.

What's her name?

Irving.

Maybe some of these

ladies will want a serving

of Irving, if you

know what I'm saying.

I am!

He's harder than a horseshoe.

How hard are you?

I'm pretty loose right now, but I could

probably get it going.

He wanna see yours.

I want you to walk in the red carpet.

She wants to see mine?

Walk the red carpet.

I'll show her mine right now.

We're gonna make a walk the red carpet.

I'm gonna go, I'm gonna, I'm gonna walk

the red carpet.

Yeah, I'm gonna shake it.

Oh.

I don't know what the f*ck is going on.

I'm Bam Margera, and I feel like kicking

my dad's a*s all day today.

Come on, Bam.

I gotta go to work.

You're gonna stop it.

Come on, I gotta go to hell to work.

You're gonna die.

You're gonna stop it.

Should I be naked?

Like the dummy?

As long as you'll strap me in,

I'll do it.

Five, four, three, two, one.

Oh, sh*t.

Oh.

You're wrong.

Oh my god.

Yeah, I guess I will have to hold on like

a m*therf*cker.

It's weird to strap a dummy to a big

rocket and then see it go off.

And then say, alright.

Time for you to get on, Knox.

It's moments like these when you know

Johnny Knoxville is one gnarly dude.

I'm so glad I'm not the star of this moon.

Knoxville's gonna see what the moon's

gonna look like.

He is gonna go definitely 60 feet up in

the air.

He's gonna get annihilated.

But I don't want to tell him that.

You're gonna be just fine.

Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is my

big red rocket.

Five, four, three, two, one.

Go.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Holy sh*t.

Usually the rockets fell backwards and

forwards I was told, but those rockets

that came out the side,

if it had been like right

here, that'd been a picture

wrap on old Knoxville.

And now we're trying it again.

It's rocket launch take two.

I'm scared just watch.

I know, yeah.

I want a lance helmet.

I have a full-leg adrenaline.

This isn't the best idea ever.

Yes, it is.

I'm Johnny Knoxville and I'm going to the

moon!

Five, four, three,

two, one... Later!

Give us a thumbs up!

That's incredible!

Oh my God!

Alright, we're having a little party at

the office, but unfortunately Ron's in

there and he's in a terrible mood because

his wife left him again.

We're going to have to go cheer him up.

That's right.

Let's k*ll him with kindness, fellas.

Okay.

Alright, let's do it.

Let's go cheer up Ron.

Hey Ron, what do you say?

Hey, we just have a little cake and fun in

here.

Hey Ron, I heard about the break-up.

Yeah.

Oh, Ron.

f*cking Ron!

Hey Ron, come on... Ow!

sh*t, Ron!

Ow!

I will f*cking call HR.

Oh, that was horrible!

I'm trying to think he's r*cist.

Ron can perfume all over Jasper and he's

furious.

Yes!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh no!

Oh no!

Oh!

Oh no!

Oh no!

Oh no!

Well, that solves the office mystery about

who f*cked Ron's wife.

I'm Steve-O.

Oh, f*ck.

Why do I have to be Steve-O?

I'm Steve-O, and this is T-Ball.

I remember seeing the footage of the box

downstairs right after it was shot in the

editing room, and I always

wondered why it wasn't allowed to

be on TV, and then I found

out that it was too imitatable?

Yeah.

Duh.

Yeah, I got two herniated discs because of

the box downstairs.

We put a pillow in there, or two.

Yeah, thank you.

Thanks for those pillows.

Oh, man.

It k*lled.

Let's hurry up and do this.

Can you breathe?

Not well.

You ready?

Oh, no, I'm not.

That really hurt.

I want to see a playback.

At one point, it just took off.

Like, it actually got airborne.

In the first Olympics, they performed

naked.

Oh, yeah.

And we would like to do

one of the events from the first

Olympics, the high jump, and

if you would do it buck naked.

Okay.

And you know how they do it?

They kind of run at it, and then they kind

of turn.

Yeah, yeah.

Fosbury flop.

Yeah, the old Fosbury flop.

Yeah.

I think it's d*ck Fosbury.

Yeah.

Oh, is that who invented it?

Yeah, and now we got big d*ck Fosbury,

old Chris Pontius.

Chris Pontius, and this is the pole vault.

Wait, I f*cked up.

My rhythm.

I'm Chris Pontius, and this is the pole

vault.

Ah, I totally f*cked up.

Hey, we need to get some clean sound of

this.

Get it close.

Get it close.

Yeah.

The Tahitian dancer.

Detroit Muscle Rock.

I'm Chris Pontius, and this is the pole

vault.

Yeah, Chris.

You started jumping from too far back,

I think.

I know, I completely f*cked up.

My angle was all wrong.

Here comes Dunn.

No f*cking way, dude.

We just spent so much time getting ready.

Is there blue on me?

I am so happy.

There's a lot of blue.

Dude, that thing goes.

What's the word on, uh, butt x-ray?

There you go again.

Everyone's f*cking seeing me.

I'm gonna do something.

I f*cking never said I was gonna do it.

You know?

I didn't f*cking commit to that.

What do they want you to do?

They want me to f*cking start shoving sh*t

up my a*s.

I thought that wasn't your idea?

No, it wasn't my idea.

I mean, I was always entertained by the

idea.

I never f*cking said I'd do it.

You know?

So you're not doing that?

I f*cking highly doubt it.

You know?

And if there's a f*cking

problem with that, then maybe

someone else would start

shoving sh*t up their a*s.

You know?

Now, I'm lubing up...

You can't see the car,

but... ...the little toy car.

Because I'm going to put it in my butt.

Just shove it the f*ck off.

Oh, f*ck.

Oh, f*ck!

Dude, it feels so g*dd*mn gross.

Really?

You know what?

I'm really questioning myself right now.

No.

Is it almost in?

It's in, dude.

It's in?

Yeah.

Oh, f*ck.

I feel like I have to sh*t my a*s.

Oh, f*ck.

I'm not too excited about this skit.

It's not my favorite I've ever done.

Because there's a toy car in my butt.

But this is the butt x-ray.

I think I need an x-ray.

Control?

Yeah.

Pretty good.

I'm right.

What can I do for you?

I was partying last night with some frat

guys.

I passed out.

I must have fallen down

and broken something,

because I hadn't been

able to walk right since.

We're going to take x-ray now.

Okay.

To be sure.

Oh.

This is comfy.

Hold your breath.

Hold on.

Oh, wow.

What is that?

What is that?

It's a car.

A car?

What is that?

This is not a car, no?

The toy.

The toy car.

The toy car.

This is the wheel.

This is a toy car.

A toy car.

Let's go to the car.

What's that?

I have no idea.

This is not part of you.

It's something extra.

I would've known if I ate that.

No.

You wouldn't be able to swap that.

That's just a car toy.

How did a car toy get there?

Maybe you stuck it up your a*s.

I didn't stick anything up my a*s.

Have you ever seen anything like that?

No, I never seen that in death.

See, it's a toy car all over, but no,

never in somebody's rectum.

You can't get it out?

You don't have to?

No, I'm a physician, but I practice this,

x-ray only.

You think maybe I can just, you know,

poop it out?

You won't be able to poop it out.

In fact, it will hurt you.

In fact, I don't think it's even good for

you that you poop it out.

What will happen if you take x-lax?

Will that help?

No, if you take x-lax?

Well, he gets a lot of diarrhea,

but no cough.

What's out there?

He must do a drink, don't he?

I mean, don't show it to everybody.

You just go to the doctor.

You don't talk to anybody.

You don't tell anybody.

You're right.

He don't really know that too many people.

Appreciate it.

Thank you for taking care of him.

Thank you.

Thanks again.

I got to see it.

Squingent.

Still in your a*s?

Yeah.

We gotta go to the hotel and pull this

thing out.

Hello, my name is Johnny Knoxville.

Welcome to the Dumb Dumb Game,

Part Deux, a.k.a.

Double Boom.

In this competition, our four competitors

and our special guest star, Paul Walter

Houser, are gonna sit in this hot seat and

answer trivia questions.

Everyone ready to get started?

Yeah!

Let's raise that.

All right.

Oh, boy, there's the double boom.

What the f*ck?

Jasper, take a seat.

Yeah, Jasper.

All right, Jasper.

Where was your father, Dark Shark,

born?

f*ck.

What?

Dude, I'm trying to give you a softball.

I'm guessing, like, Crenshaw, Venice area?

South Central.

Oh!

Jesus Christ, Jasper.

That's all the same thing!

That's Shayboy.

You should be embarrassed.

Really, Jasper?

Okay, what is Jeff's last name,

our director?

Dickhead, not Jermaine, Jermaine.

God, just get out of the chair!

Yes, Jasper!

Paul, you realize you've already broke

into show business, right?

You don't need to be doing this.

This is like a make-a-wish if it were a

punishment.

I've seen worse asses, Jasper.

Thanks.

Send me the link.

How many Earths could fit inside our

blazing sun?

If you need to phone a friend,

you can ask Larry here.

Larry, do you know how many Earths could

fit inside of the sun?

Thinking, thinking, thinking.

f*ck, I'm horny.

Oh, Jesus!

f*ck off, Larry.

I'm going to say seven.

I'm going to say seven.

1.3 million.

I was going to say that.

Oh, boy.

Poopies!

Come on.

Oh, thank God I'm not last.

I don't think there is a last.

Poopies, it keeps going round and round.

Yeah, dumb.

Yeah.

Dude, are you dumb?

Aaron, your face is

ugly, so just... Ooh!

Wow!

Sick burn!

Oh, it smells...

How many colors make up the classic

rainbow?

Blue.

Yellow.

Orange.

Green.

Purple.

Red.

And... You got the spoopies.

White.

Oh, my God.

Lower it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Let me just...

Wait, that's got to move over a little

more.

I'm sorry, I just had to shift it over a

little.

Oh, my God.

Okay.

Poopies.

What color are the shoes I'm wearing?

I can't see.

Oh, look.

What color are the shoes I'm wearing?

Red.

Wow!

Aaron's up!

Zach, you good?

Oh, yeah, I'm great.

This sucks, dude.

What the... Ugh!

Ugh!

Ugh!

Ugh!

Oh, my... Oh, God.

Oh, Jesus.

Please do not puke.

Stop it!

If you puke in his butt, it's seven years'

bad luck.

Okay, Aaron.

Who starred in and wrote the meter fairy?

Well, I'm the meter fairy.

That's... That would

be Aaron McGeehy.

Danger, Aaron, me.

Oh, final answer.

And that is the worst bit we've ever

filmed.

That's not cool, man.

Oh, man.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh, my God!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

We've got to give it up to Zach,

for sure.

Yeah, Zach!

That is it for the Dumb Dumb Game,

part two.

Some of my favorite bits are, like,

ones that just...

There's, like, we're sitting around,

we don't have anything to do.

And someone says, go get some super glue.

It's kind of like what happened with Brad

Pitt.

He was there to sh**t Night Monkey.

And you're like, why don't we just kidnap

you?

And he said, okay.

And we had the presence of mind to call

the police department to let them know to

disregard 911 calls about Brad Pitt being

kidnapped.

I know this sounds really specific,

but Brad Pitt's going to be kidnapped.

But it's a joke.

It's a joke, Hollywood.

That would never happen.

Hi, I'm Brad Pitt, and I'm going to get

abducted.

All right, good.

See you out there.

One would slip.

Yo, Brad Pitt.

No sh*t.

No sh*t.

No, Brad Pitt.

Oh, look at him, dude.

All right, all right.

Break, baby.

Get on the train, man.

What the f*ck, man?

Get him, man.

Get him, man.

Get him, man.

Get him, man.

Get him, man.

Get him, man.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Help!

Let's go.

Oh, sh*t.

Oh, f*ck.

Oh, f*ck, it's f*cking fun.

I don't know why.

Was that Brad Pitt?

What just happened?

What the f*ck?

Brad Pitt got kidnapped.

Yeah, Brad Pitt.

You see the drop?

Brad Pitt was in line, and he was just

kidnapped and thrown into a van.

I'm really not kidding.

Something was like grabbing my a*s.

Trying to rip me out of the car.

You're really fighting to not get in,

kid.

You're a good actor, dude.

I'll fix you.

Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and I'm going to

get hit by a car real soon.

Alright guys, we've got Tori Bileci from

Mythbusters.

So I've decided to try a trick for the

first time ever.

And frankly, I'm pretty nervous about it,

okay?

You ready?

You're not on the table, you might be

playing table tennis.

Wait, wait.

Can you?

You got this?

He's at five centimeters.

Oh, he's crowding!

Maybe you should have put the ping pong

ball off your a*s and have puked it out.

I'm gonna get it, I'm gonna get it.

I don't know, this myth might be busted.

Okay, here's the thing, guys.

I put the ping pong ball in my mouth,

right?

Yeah.

Pretended to swallow it.

Yeah.

But I had already jammed a ping pong ball

off my a*s.

Now I think I lost it.

A good magician never reveals his

strength.

It's our last day of filming after 25 years

and we haven't learned a g*dd*mn thing.

Oh no, oh no, no!

You heard a ball falling.

Oh my god!

It f*cking worked.

This is all flour for our friend Bam.

We are going to antique him when he gets

here.

What's up?

How much?

How you been?

High five!

Oh my God!

That was the best one, Sylvain.

Oh my God, this is my f*cking a*s.

He got inked.

That was so good.

Dude, that was so good.

Oh, good morning, man.

Good morning, man.

Howdy.

g*dd*mn.

You know we have that...

It looks like a shot collar for the neck,

but there's one for your c*ck?

Yeah.

Who B said he wants to try it to see if it

shocks.

I didn't say, but I will.

Oh, I thought you said it.

Okay.

You were like, yeah, that would be

awesome.

When did I say that?

You said... Yeah, you said sick.

Can someone go get the, uh, shot collar

for your p*nis?

Yeah.

Oh, excuse me, for Poopy's p*nis.

Hey, it's on there.

It looks like his d*ck's on house arrest.

I don't know why we decided to film this

on the side of a cliff.

Hi, I'm Poopies.

Oh!

Oh!

I'm sorry.

Poopy's, I'm sorry.

No, I'm not doing it.

No, come on, Poopy's.

Poopy's, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

One more time.

One more time, I won't do it.

I'm Poopy's, and this is the balance beam

with a taser on my d*ck.

Oh!

Oh, f*ck!

Hand on the beam.

Yeah, you gotta take your hand off the

beam.

Oh, f*ck!

I'm f*cking done.

I'm done.

I can't even think about anything else but

my d*ck right now.

Ditto.

f*ck!

I didn't even shock you.

What happened?

Mine's getting to me.

Because mine is still...

That would be a first.

That would be the first time I've ever had

this.

Yeah.

That'd be pretty good.

Come on.

Balance it, baby.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Dude, you almost rolled down that cliff.

That's awesome.

Yeah.

Let's go to leave.

Jump out.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

The movie before that, 3D, Ryan Dunn was

MVP.

I feel like I've had some strong moments

in all of our installments, but I don't

think I could ever claim that I was

really, like, the MVP of them.

And when I learned that there

was going to be another chance,

I wanted desperately to

step up and just do the thing.

Yeah, I showed up to work for this one,

man, and the bar's been pretty high.

But, uh, I'll tell you this, my butthole

really hurts.

When you reach RAG, you've got to get a

colonoscopy, and that begins with drinking

this stuff that completely flushes you

out.

If you're not 50 and don't know,

it's a super laxative.

In just a few minutes, we're going to be

pooping violently while testing ourselves

with a game of dexterity, flexibility,

and stuff.

Game of human pretzel.

But thank God we have

these awesome fashions

to give you an inside

look of the action.

People don't got a lot of faith in you

that you're not puking in this bit, Lance.

No?

Not gonna happen?

All right.

Shall we play?

Okay, Stevo, we'll go first, okay?

Right hand orange.

Right there.

Oh!

Yuck, I'm lighting a lot of fire right

here.

Chris, left foot purple.

Sorry, Preston.

I just farted.

I tooted.

Oh, wow, that's very brave.

Oh, I think she spun it and said,

Chris, right foot pink.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, look right into the eye of the storm.

Okay, left foot purple.

It's gonna be left foot brown real soon.

What's wrong, Lance?

Lance is getting sick.

Stevo, left foot pink.

Oh!

Oh, Dave.

You guys are doing great.

We got a leaker.

Uh-oh.

Oh, God!

Oh!

Would it be cute?

James, look for the road.

Oh no!

Oh!

Hold your bra.

Right hand green.

God damn it, she said right hand green.

How are you doing, Lance?

Still hanging in there?

I've never smelled poop that bad.

No.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

He's still sh*t!

Oh, my God!

How did you not puke?

Steve-O is the winner of a human crutchel!

It's coming right now.

Oh, my God!

Get out of here!

Get out of here!

Shout out, Steve-O.

Shout out.

Good job, Bubba!

Hey, what can I get today?

Two Budwezzers.

Cheers.

Cheers.

I don't know, go down to the beach or

something.

Tara!

All right.

What the f*ck you doing?

Who the f*ck are you?

Who are you?

I'm a freaking boyfriend, as*h*le.

That's cool, bud.

I'm her man-friend.

Dude, don't push me.

Don't push me.

I'm not even touching her.

You know, f*ck both of you!

f*ck both of you!

So, me and I are taking a break.

No, no, no, no, no.

Hey, right in here.

What's up?

f*ck you!

Yeah, I told you to get the f*ck away!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Don't push him, man!

Get out of the ground!

Get out of the ground!

Freeze!

Everybody up against the wall!

What the f*ck are you doing?

Get him up!

Get him up!

Freeze, m*therf*cker!

Get your hands behind your back!

Oh!

Let's go, man.

Get him down!

Cut off me!

Cut off me!

Powering 54!

Paranatic!

Get the f*ck off me!

Shut up!

Get him off me!

Get the f*ck off me!

Shut up!

Shut up!

Shut up!

Oh, whoa, that's true.

Hey, boy.

Hey, come on!

Okay!

Oh!

That's what that was about!

Hey, that was sh*t!

What's all that's about?

I don't know what happened.

It's wild.

The cops came in, I can't believe it.

A little bit of sh*t.

Hello, I am Johnny the Magnificent.

Today I'm going to wow you with my supreme

skills of prestidigitation.

Oh, f*ck.

Oh, God.

Oh, no.

Oh, sh*t.

Oh, sh*t.

Oh, sh*t.

What?

Oh, f*ck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Holy sh*t.

Woo-hoo!

Abracadabra.

You left your hat out there.

Did we get it?

Take two.

Take two.

God, I hate take two with bulls.

Oh, man.

We saw Knox dancing around with a bull.

But we know the hit that the bull gave

Knox wasn't the one Knox wanted.

It was close, but it wasn't the one.

What do you think?

Maybe take two?

Oh, dude.

f*ck, man.

Cuidado!

This one's twice the size.

Oh, my.

That's real.

Oh, dude.

Oh, sh*t.

Oh, sh*t.

I don't want to f*cking watch this,

man.

All right, are we good?

Hello.

I'm Johnny the Magnificent.

Today, I'm going to wow you with my

supreme skills of prestidigitation.

Oh, sh*t.

Oh, no.

Oh, sh*t.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

There we go.

Oh, that one worked.

That one worked.

Yeah.

Are you okay?

You all right?

You all right?

He's calm.

You all okay?

Johnny?

He's coming, buddy.

He's coming, too.

He's coming, buddy.

You all right?

That was a violent brawl.

One-sided, to be sure.

f*cking gnarly, dude.

Yeah.

Should we get you?

You got exactly what you wanted.

Oh, f*ck.

So what happened after it hit me?

Dude, it's gnarly.

This is you.

This is the bull.

He didn't even mess around, dude.

He turned around and just nailed it.

You know what he's saying?

It's probably the biggest hit you've ever

hit.

That's why he is the captain.

That bull didn't like f*cking magic.

Love you!

Love you!

Love you!

Concussions aren't great.

But as long as you have them before you're

50, it's cool.

And Knoxville's 49.

So we're good.

Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville.

And this is the escape room from hell.

There are three different rooms.

You have to solve puzzles in each room to

get to the next.

Godspeed.

All right, wee man.

To get to the next room, you'll have to

reach through that wall to find a special

jackass coin.

I don't know.

f*cking hold my hand and go.

Go!

f*cking put it in there!

I don't want to hold your hand.

What the f*ck is that?

What's it feel like?

I don't know.

I can't tell.

I put my hand in it and I feel sh*t.

Dave!

Come on, Dave.

Get in there, Dave.

Scoop.

Reach down.

Put your arm all the way and go down.

Scoop.

Go in and down.

Go in and down.

What the f*ck is that?

It's a butthole.

Oh!

My finger went in it.

Get that coin.

Okay.

You gotta reach in deep and scoop.

Is it in your butthole?

Oh!

Yeah!

Oh!

They got the coin!

Oh my God.

They got more than the coin.

Oh dude, my finger... I jammed my finger...

Oh, I can smell the sh*t on your hand.

Looks like you guys solved the puzzle.

I think we're moving to the next room.

Okay, Dave.

This next puzzle is for you.

What's gonna happen to me?

Well, if you solve the puzzle,

nothing.

You have to correctly guess four animal

sounds to stop this.

To save Dave.

Are we ready?

Wait, you're going heel?

Yeah, heel.

Oh sh*t.

Okay.

No, dude.

Oh my God.

What sound does a dog make?

Okay, good job.

What sound does a cat make?

Wow, they're doing really good.

What sound does a hard bark make?

No?

No, they don't make a sound.

They don't sound.

Okay, okay, okay.

I got that right.

Nice!

Yeah, baby!

You just need one more.

What sound does a cassowary make?

Cassowary...

That's incorrect!

That's incorrect!

That's incorrect!

g*dd*mn!

Dude, what the f*ck?

I think that's the sound of a cassowary.

That is correct.

That is the sound of a cassowary make.

I think we can go to the final room.

It's done, Dave.

David's done.

I'm like...

In this bit, Aaron will sit in this comfy

electric chair that we built for.

Wait, what?

You have all these jumper cables.

You have to get the right jumper cables on

the right thingies.

Then you come up here and you turn this

down.

How do we know we got the right ones?

Because if you don't have the right ones,

Aaron is going to get shocked.

Have you ever done an escape room?

f*ck no, f*ck that sh*t.

You do it?

I have it.

You're done an escape room?

Yeah.

It's a team building exercise.

Alright, Aaron.

Get in your love seat.

Let's close the doors and please start the

game.

Just give him a little shot now.

Ow!

Hey, guys.

Sorry, that was a mistake.

f*ck!

f*ck.

What's that?

f*ck that.

f*ck, dude.

You guys can start now.

f*ck, what are we doing?

Here's seven.

This one's four.

I don't know where four is.

f*cking figure it out, you guys.

Where two at?

Seven though.

Two's right here.

You guys are getting close.

No, wait.

Get that last one right there.

Are they all in place?

Damn it.

Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Calm down.

They're right now.

No, it's numbers.

It's numbers.

He had it wrong.

Not numbers, guys.

Okay, do the thing.

He's gonna get shocked.

No, he's not.

No, he's not.

Turn it off.

Turn it off.

Turn it off.

Okay.

Oh.

Y'all k*lled him, man.

f*ck.

Y'all k*lled him, bro.

All right, Dave.

Dave, get the thing.

Get him out.

Get him out.

Get him out.

What happened?

Hey, what the f*ck?

Get out of here!

What the f*ck?

f*ck!

Hey, he's trying to let you out!

Dude, the horn.

Who's got the horn?

f*ck this f*cking sh*t!

f*ck!

f*ck!

f*ck this f*cking g*n!

Oh, my God!

Well, I think that's it for the escape

room from hell.

Wait, we're done?

Oh, my God.

f*ck this f*cking g*n.

You got out of the escape room.

Did we get a therapist after this sh*t,

man?

Did we get a therapist?

Good job.

g*dd*mn, y'all f*cked me up, man.

And you put your hand in Zack's a*s.

Oh, way, way up his a*s, dude.

f*ck you guys!

f*ck this f*cking place!

There were headlines

on the internet that you

said this jackass film

will be the last one ever.

After you said that about

every single jackass movie,

do you think anyone's

gonna take that seriously?

As much as I f*cking hate to say it...

Don't say it!

I'm getting emotional!

Don't say it!

I'm getting emotional!

Don't!

I'll keep my case of which I'm certain.

I've lived a life that's cool.

I've traveled each and every highway.

More, much more than this.

I did it my way.

For what is a man?

What has he got?

If not himself, then he has not.

But to say the things he truly feels...

And not the words of one who knew...

Hello, I'm Johnny Nashville, and this is

the end!

Yes, it was mine.

..

We did it!

What the f*ck?

Alright guys, let's make this clear.

Let's listen to this.

Don't know where you are.

Oh, you got ripped!

No!

No!