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04x03 - Wet and Wild

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Perfect Match". Aired: February 14, 2023 – present.*
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A group of single Netflix alumni arrive in a tropical villa where they attempt to match themselves into couples.

04x03 - Wet and Wild

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♪ One, two, three
Give you what you need ♪

♪ Singing ooh-la, ooh-la-la… ♪

-The banana trees are really big.
-[Yamen] Of course.

The bananas are up there,
and you gotta chop the branch here

so it falls,
then you gotta chop the bananas off.

-[Jimmy P] Had a good time?
-[Dave] I think Mackenzie's, uh,

a deep thinker as it is,
you know, like overthinking stuff.

-[Jimmy P] Yeah.
-[Dave] I want her to be herself, yeah?

Mr. Steal Your Girl.

-[Jimmy S] No.
-[Yamen] Here, anybody is.

[Dave] No, I'm joking.

I'm not joking. [laughs]

♪ I'm feeling it ♪

How about you?

Dude, honestly,
I could not be more grateful, bro.

I mean, like, I can't… I can't stop
hiding a smile, bro, honestly.

I did not know what it feels like

to really be looking forward
to the evening with my match,

a beautiful girl
that I actually really vibe with.

Somebody that, like,
I'm almost nervous to be around.

I feel like I haven't had this feeling
in a long time.

-You know? So the fact that it's here--
-You said that last time. [laughs]

No, no…

No, no, like actually.

-I was just kidding.
-No, no, actually, like actually.

Didn't you take Mackenzie home first
and tell us that

two nights ago?

I'm just like,

"Brother, chill out!"

-It's refreshing.
-My boy ready to get married.

I do move pretty fast usually,

so I'm gonna have to slow myself down here
a little bit.

Kayla, I just wanted to see
if we can chat it up just a little bit.

Yeah.

[Chris] I'm definitely an overthinker.

Thinking about our kids already,
marriage and this and that.

It's like, "Dude, we just met."

But I'm gonna be confident
in this connection

until you give me a reason not to.

It's just been a lot tonight.

-Yeah, I agree.
-Right?

I don't want you to be hurt
by anything I'm gonna say.

We didn't have a connection
until the date…

-Mm-hm.
-…let's be honest.

-[Kayla] Yeah, absolutely.
-I was…

Until you picked me, I didn't wanna
put it in my mind that I was going yet.

I wasn't gonna say,
"I'm done with Mackenzie".

-[Kayla] Yeah.
-It wasn't the case. We're still matched.

[Kayla] Yeah, but we have
a really good connection, to be honest.

And I see it growing.

-I like you, and I wanna be around you.
-Sure.

And, like, we had a great day,

so let's not let any of the negativity
dim what we have.

So…

Do you wanna match tonight?

[rock music playing]

Hell yeah, I wanna match tonight.

♪ Are we gonna switch it up… ♪

Now I get to ruin your lip gloss
all I want.

[both chuckling]

My heart feels so happy right now.

I feel really confident in the fact
that this could be something real.

Our connection is so evident.

[Kayla] Okay, ready?

[playful music playing]

[Kayla] I see him.

Sorry, I had to adjust.

-Okay.
-[Chris laughing]

♪ It's gonna hit you like, bang… ♪

[all] Hey.

♪ It's gonna hit you like… ♪

Oh my God, it's Chris and Kayla!

-[Nick] Let's go!
-[Natalie] The first match of the night.

[Mackenzie] All right.
He's gonna match first every time.

♪ It's gonna hit you… ♪

[Nick] What up, lover boy?

["Bang" by Miss Chief playing]

[Kayla] It just happened, like, naturally.

-[Alison] Yeah.
-So, like, I just let it happen.

-We're not going to bed early.
-You're not?

No, we wanna see what happens.

-Woo! Hello!
-[Kayla] Cheers.

-Join you for a drink.
-[Alison] Cheers.

Do you think she really even likes Chris?

-Like--
-I don't know. I don't see it.

But why did she pick Chris then?

You need a way into the house.

So find whoever the weakest couple is
and go after it.

-[Yamen] To a degree, right?
-Yeah.

[Dave] Hey.

Congrats, guys.

[Chris] Thank you. I really appreciate it.

[tense music playing]

Chris was not my perfect match,

and I do deserve
the opportunity of finding that.

I did go on a date with Dave,

but honestly, I felt like it was awkward.

And now I feel like
I've shot myself in the foot

not really wanting
to come out of my shell so much.

[Natalie] Wait, so did you get married
on your show?

Yeah, the first day.

-What was it like?
-Very intense.

She hated dogs.

-Doesn't--
-What do you love more than a dog?

If you don't love dogs,
what are you doing?

-Like, get a dog.
-Do you want kids?

Yeah, I want to have two twin girls.

Yeah.

I kinda have, like, an inkling
that I might have twins.

-I hope--
-Are you saying you wanna have my babies?

-Twin girls?
-Wow, Dave, that is quite the jump.

I thought that's what you were saying.
You said it.

[Natalie chuckling]

Me and the Aussie. [laughs]

I love Dave.

Like, his energy
is honestly just the greatest,

but also,
I'm a sucker for an Australian accent.

I love it. I love it. I love it.

But I'm still matched with Nick.

-Wanna get a drink? Mine's gone.
-[Nick] Yeah, let's do that.

[Natalie] Nick piques my interest

because he comes off so chill
and laid back,

but I think things
are really up in the air

based on last night.

[Nick] I'm sorry for acting a fool
a little last night,

and I know I was kind of…

wilding with Alison a little bit.

I kissed Dave like two seconds before.

I wouldn't worry, honestly,
about it too much.

-That's what we're here to do.
-Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[Nick] I was just acting up a little bit.

[Natalie] That's why I felt like it was
important we were keeping things open.

Yeah, there's no awkwardness
or, like, whatever.

-I don't…
-[Natalie] Yeah.

I don't really get offended
or, like, feel awkwardness in this life.

You're mad cool and pretty

and nice and sweet,

and I think you're doing…

doing the right thing.

♪ I like your hands around my head ♪

♪ I like the way that you kiss… ♪

[laughing] You're so sweet.

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh… ♪

I've had a great time
hanging out with Natalie.

I think she's super easy to get on with.

She's funny, and…

she's got a nice butt.

I was gonna get a glass of wine.

But I know I shared a kiss
with Alison as well.

It's kind of a tough choice,

but in my finance job,

it's super fast-paced
and, like, high pressure.

You have to be able to stay cool.

And I think it translates
into the ladies department as well.

♪ I want you more ♪

-Is it cool if I chill?
-Dude, hell yeah.

[Nick] I'm in kind of a tough spot.

From the start, I liked Natalie,

and I think Alison was
who I was attracted to the most.

What do you think I should do?

We're all literally in the same boat.

The right thing to do right now

is to make sure you have
as many conversations as you can

with anybody
you'd be slightly interested in.

Like, honestly, Ally snuck up on me, like…

I don't understand her at all sometimes,

but I'll say, like, she makes me laugh.

She's funny.

[Jimmy P] And, like,
she's super unpredictable,

which is like nothing, like,
I've ever been with.

[Chris] Is that something to you, though,
that Dave was making out with her?

Like, does that bother you?

Last night, I mean,
I definitely had some, like, words to say.

It's not that I don't care.

It's just, like, I've been planting seeds
in a lot of different directions.

If I had a number two, Natalie.

I don't really feel bad about it
at this point.

Ally, she's really grown on me,
but we're not boyfriend and girlfriend.

I mean, she aggressively made out
with Dave yesterday.

It's making me feel a certain type of way.

So I'm actually trying
to take my own advice,

and, uh, we'll see where things go.

-Today's been the day.
-Today's been a good day.

Well, how are you feeling
about your connection with Ally?

[Jimmy P] Yeah, it's pretty good.

But obviously,

you know,
I like having conversations with you.

[upbeat music playing]

I've been journaling about
different questions to ask you each day.

-Shut up.
-I'm just kidding.

[both laughing]

I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

You know, I just wanted to be very…

open tonight,

and I wanted to make sure I have
all my cards out where you can see them.

I'm highly interested.

-What do you think?
-You do a good job at making me smile.

I feel like
I'm really comfortable with you,

and I like being in your presence.

Thank you. Um… That means a lot to me.

Natalie's an absolute rocket.

For me,
there's such a high attraction level,

but when I'm looking for love,

I definitely lead with looks.

It's not something I'm proud of.

I've put a lot of work
into growing out of that.

Obviously, I feel like
I have a direction I'm going tonight,

but just wanted to say hi.

And I'm sitting here telling myself,
"I'm open. We're open."

"Let's keep it that way."

But, like, Ally and I
have built something that's real,

and I want to try to lead
with my emotional connection first.

[Ally] Okay, let's talk about sports.

-I love it. My favorite.
-Let's do it.

[Jimmy S] That's such a lie.
Theater's your favorite.

[Ally] Well, yeah, it is.
Do you like… Yeah.

I love theater. I sneaky love theater.

-I'm like a softie for it.
-Oh my God, are we Troy and Gabriella?

[excitedly] Oh my God, we are!

-Because you're the basketball one.
-Yeah.

[Ally] You'd be an amazing actor,
and I can tell.

Oh, that's so sweet.

-You would. You're very charis--
-Do you live in LA?

-Yeah.
-All right, bet. Put me on.

-I don't know that world.
-Okay, fine. I'll cast you in my movie.

-You're hilarious. You like horror movies?
-[Ally] Love.

-No, get out of here.
-Do you not?

-I get scared.
-Really?

-I don't wanna get scared.
-But that's the fun of it.

I'd rather find other ways
to get my heart rate up.

-Oh, tea. So…
-[Jimmy S laughs]

[Alison] Ugh.

[Ally laughing]

I wanna hang out with him.
I'm like, I want to go lay on top of him.

Oh, maybe slow your roll there.

I'm not trying to be crazy.

Wait, so you come from the world of Bravo,
they told me.

Yeah.

What is that? Like…

-[Ally] Scary.
-I can play Bravo on HDTV, which is…

That's hilarious.

-Do you care if I holler at her?
-No.

Beautiful. Appreciate you.

Ally is such a sweet girl,
but I've said it a million times,

I'll say it again,

I like what's mine to be mine.

Oh, I need to not, like, scoot like that
or my entire a*s is gonna be out.

I ain't complaining.

-I'm gonna go over there.
-Where?

-Do you wanna move?
-Yeah.

I would like to have
a conversation with Jimmy,

but Alison and Ally are all up on him.

There is a lot I want to say,

but tonight is more about
protecting my peace than anything.

All day I've been like,
"Me and Chris, we're locked in."

Was I wrong for thinking that?

-Not at all.
-[Mackenzie] No.

I don't really know at this point %
who I'm gonna match with,

but I want nothing to do with him.

I am feeling the pressure.
I'm feeling the heat.

And after our date, I just wanna, like,
wipe the slate clean with Dave,

but I don't know how to spit game, though.

I'm gonna have to figure this sh*t out.

Do you ever like think about

that somewhere right now
there's a random elephant just somewhere?

[Mackenzie] Sometimes.

Like, there's just an elephant
just doing its thing somewhere.

[chuckles]

I'm like, "Oh my God.
I have no clue what I'm doing."

So how do you think today went?

-You went through a lot.
-Mmm.

Your whole…
Your whole journey is sort of changing.

Yeah, I have to embrace it, though.

-You know?
-Yeah.

So how are you feeling
in terms of wanting to talk to Ally

and talk to… You know?

Um, I'm not overthinking it.
Like, I had fun.

Yeah.

I did.

And I think that once you get that sort
of clarification,

you'll come out of your shell a bit more.

Like our situation,
from where I'm coming from,

I want to be partnered up with somebody
who's gonna be them full self.

-And that allows me to be my full self.
-Yeah.

Then that's where my head's at, so…

If it feels right, it feels right.

♪ Don't you wonder what you're missing… ♪

I wish that I could be like you more.

Like, not giving a f*ck.

I wish I was like that.

-Like--
-I used to be.

I'll teach you.

The not give a f*ck school
with the banana stand.

-School of hard knocks and bananas.
-[Mackenzie laughs]

[both chuckling]

You wanna try my banana?

[scoffs]

Maybe.

-[chuckles]
-[Dave laughing]

[Dave] I'd love getting to know somebody,
and I want to help someone like Mackenzie

see the full version of… them.

I want to see if someone's personality
ooze out of them, you know.

And that's a green flag to me.

When they start…
When someone opens up, I love that sh*t.

I was curious to figure out more
of why I… liked you.

And I feel like
I have to give that a chance

-because this is what this is about.
-Yeah.

I want to match with you for the reason

that I wanted to get to know you
over the next few days.

-[Mackenzie] Mm-hm.
-Hopefully the challenge is tomorrow.

We can work together
and get to know each other even more, so…

I agree.

My first time.

-Oh, yes!
-I'm a virgin.

-I'm taking that.
-What are you taking?

You. Your matching virginity.

Right now.

[Dave] Okay.

-[Mackenzie] Are you nervy?
-Yeah, I am nervous.

Dave has a maturity
that I have been looking for

for a very long time,

but it's also a humorous,
funny, lighthearted maturity.

I need to get as clever as you.
Quick, witty.

-You will never beat me.
-[Mackenzie chuckles]

And I think that that's what I need
in terms of being able to open up,

and I know that matching with Dave
is going to be the best way to do that.

-I'm your hair fluffer.
-Thank you. Thank you.

-Or de-fluffer.
-[laughs]

Dave matching with Mackenzie tonight
is a huge weight off my shoulders

because yesterday he kissed Ally,

and since then
I've been jealous Jimmy here.

I don't love the idea
of losing someone I really like.

I think everybody's been kissing
a lot of people here, so…

He wouldn't kiss me last night, so…

-[Yamen] She was in timeout.
-[Ally] I was in timeout…

-Chill.
-…but still got cuddles.

Like, "Oh yeah, I'm in trouble."

[Natalie laughs]

I'll never do it again. I won't. I will.
I don't know. I'm just kidding.

[Jimmy P] Do whatever you gotta do.

-I'm not mad at you.
-I know you're not.

-I'm not gonna do it after someone else.
-[Ally] Are you glad I didn't defend--

I feel like I explored and I learned.

[Jimmy P] Gross.

Look, I'm open to this process,

but… it's frustrating.

-Can I talk to you?
-[Ally] Yeah.

[Jimmy P] I'd love to get clarity
on where her head's at,

because if something goes south for me
with Ally, it would be super hurtful.

[Ally] I heard that
there's tarantulas in here.

[Jimmy P] Really?

[Ally] Imagine just a tarantula
on your leg.

Like, what would you do, Jimmy?
You'd be like, "Whoa!"

[Ally chuckles]

Well, um, any conversations
that went really well?

[Ally] No.

-What about you?
-No?

Though they were fun.

[Jimmy P] I definitely was, like,
jealous of Dave,

-but I'm digging what's going on.
-Proud of you.

-Proud of me?
-And?

Yeah, I mean, obviously,
this is the direction I wanna go.

-Me too.
-Yeah.

[Ally] Okay, but I'm glad we explored.

-Can we match?
-Yeah.

-Can I have a kiss?
-Yes.

["I'll Say It Back" by Sky M
and Murphy playing]

♪ The world that somehow feels too much
It's there on your lips…


-[Jimmy P] Good.
-Yay!

Let's go.

I did test the waters.

I had my exploration with Dave.

-Cheers.
-Cheers.

-Cheers, big ears!
-[chuckles]

But I feel confident in our match,

and I do really like where we're going.

-Thank you. Thank you.
-[chuckles]

I hope we'll be here every night.

With me kissing Dave,

like, he better feel
a little jealous, right?

But the way that he handled it,

I actually was really turned on
and impressed by it.

We should make up a dance, actually.

-[Jimmy P] Let's do it.
-Do you want to?

[Yamen] There's a lot going on.
This is interesting.

-[Natalie] Yeah.
-[Yamen] I do overthink.

When you overthink,
is it like an anxious spiral?

-Or is it just like--
-No, no.

Possible scenarios.

Alison and Jimmy Sotos, definitely seems
like there's some vibes going there.

Everybody's starting to go to bed.

It's kind of starting to hit, like, uh,
I might be on a chopping block tonight.

I don't know… [scoffs]

I don't know.

Have you seen Doctor Strange?

-[Natalie] No.
-You know it?

Doctor Strange,
he has the ability to, like,

see multiple scenarios and outcomes,

and he's, like, just… [trilling]

That's basically what I do.

-Inner Doctor Strange.
-Inner Doctor Strange, low-key.

How are you feeling about
your experience so far, just here?

Kind of crazy.

-Mm.
-I'm feeling good about it, though.

I think so far, I mean,

I feel a lot closer to everybody here too,
in general, than I would have thought,

and I think you being here too
makes my whole experience better.

-For sure, right?
-Mm.

You're so bubbly.

-You're so fun, for sure.
-I'd agree with that.

From the bat, it was just like,
"Okay, you know, familiar face."

-Like, "Let's chat. Let's talk."
-Yeah.

-"What's up? Let's chat. Let's go talk."
-Yeah.

-"What's happening? What's happening?"
-Yeah.

Who are your, like, bestest friends
from
Love Island?

-And then tell me
Temptation Island
.
-Besties? I don't use besties. I mean…

Hmm.

You.

[both laughing]

[Yamen] Right?

Well, you know, I love chocolate.

[bell dings]

[Natalie chuckles]

[poignant music playing]

Huh! Are we vibing?

I can see it in her eyes.

I'm, like, sweating.

[both laugh]

[Yamen] She looks incredible.

Long hair, long body,

vibrant…

vibrant as hell, right?

Her and I are already friends
on the outside,

but you have to take a risk,
you have to take a gamble.

Natalie,

I've been really enjoying
my time with you.

The last thing I want is, like,
to risk a friendship,

but I would love to know
if you would be my match.

I'd love to be your match.

[Yamen] Let's go.

[Natalie] That was a fun way to ask.

[Yamen] Mmm.

[slow romantic music playing]

Yamen!

[chuckles]

Yamen took me by surprise.

We already have that, like,
base friendship level

because Yamen and I are
very in tune with each other already.

[Yamen] Come on, let's go.

[Natalie] I had a lot of fun with Nick
in the beginning,

but Yamen was standing in front of me
the whole time.

Kind of crazy.

♪ Never saw you coming… ♪

-[Yamen] Mmm.
-[Natalie giggles]

[laughs] Yeah, I'm kind of
just getting smoked right now.

Like, I don't really know who to talk to,
but, like, whatever. [laughs]

Do you think that Nick is gonna, like,
try to talk to anybody?

He's made it extremely clear
that he's very interested in me.

-[Kayla] Mm-hm.
-I'm very, very attracted to his energy.

I don't wanna interrupt,
but, um, do you wanna have a quick chat?

[Alison] Yeah.

Girls have Spidey senses
when it comes to intentions,

so firing off compliments
that you don't really mean,

you're gonna come off
as a snake oil salesman,

and they know that sh*t from a mile away.

Where are we sitting? Over here?

-[Nick] Close to over here.
-Sure.

I want someone
to attack this life with me.

Do some Bonnie and Clyde sh*t.

I was just, like, thinking about you.

Thank you.

Just figured we'd have a chat.

-Obviously, we were hanging out yesterday.
-Yeah.

Um…

I just enjoyed kicking it with you a lot.

-I think you're so pretty and you're cool…
-Thank you.

…and, uh, it'd be cool
to get to know you a little bit more.

[Alison] Yeah.

I definitely had a really good time
hanging out with you yesterday,

and I was, like,
definitely thinking about it.

I mean, I came into this

definitely looking for something that,
like, genuinely excites me.

-Yeah.
-It's not easy though.

Like everything gets so, like, heightened
when you're in this kind of little bubble.

Yeah, you're just so cute and fun.
Little tater tot.

Nick is so sweet, but I wanna see
who I truly connect the best with,

and not necessarily just the first person
I went on a date with, but I don't know.

It's really something
I'll have to figure out in the moment.

I had a really, really good time with you.

Our first conversation,
obviously, today before the date,

and then the date was… honestly,
like, as good as I could've expected.

But, um, yeah, I don't know
where my head is at with that.

-[Jimmy S] Gotta stay open-minded.
-[Alison] I definitely am.

It was too good to be true.

You're so easy to talk to.

I didn't realize how deep
I actually could get so fast,

so I would love to match with you.

[dramatic music playing]

I'd love to match with you too.

[Nick groans]

I wanna get in the crib with you, so yeah.
Let's go.

[Alison] Yeah. Okay, let's do it.

♪ This is a love affair… ♪

Nick's so fun to be around,

but I just love that
I can really be myself with Jimmy.

He's just the kind of person
I've been looking for

for a really long time.

And yeah, might just f*ck around
and make him my boyfriend.

♪ This is a love affair… ♪

All right.

[pensive music playing]

[Nick] It's been an incredible experience.

There's certain ways
I could have played my cards,

maybe that would've led
to a different outcome.

Sometimes I can be
a little bit emotionally closed off.

♪ Gonna keep on going… ♪

Hopefully I'll be back,

and my perfect match is here somewhere,

but I don't have any regrets
in this entire life.

The cookie just kinda crumbled
in a different direction.

♪ Fit together like a puzzle piece ♪

♪ Long away from good friends and peace… ♪

-[Marissa] We really did this damn thing.
-Yeah.

[Marissa] I'm shocked
how well that worked.

-[Yamen] Yeah. Perfect.
-That was kind of insane of us.

Honestly, when I was in the boardroom,
I was just being a puppeteer.

I saw a bunch of people on the board,

and I'm like,
"Hmm, how could we mix this sh*t up?"

I'm like puppet laureate.

I can kind of just be
the whole puppeteer thing.

And I know I messed up.
I said "puppet laureate."

I'm an idiot for that.

[laughs]

I don't know, I kinda like you, man.

-[Marissa] Yeah?
-Yeah.

-[Marissa] I kinda like you too.
-Yeah?

[Marissa] Mm-hm. I do.

[Demari] Your lips are soft.

Really? Yours are so soft.

[Demari] Come here.

I really have enjoyed
spending time with you so far.

I think you're pretty great.
We make a great team.

[Yamen] We do.

You wanna match with me tonight?

I'd love to match with you, 'cause I don't
wanna match with anyone else

for the foreseeable future.

[Yamen] All right, bet.

[upbeat music playing]

[Marissa] We like wanted
to shake things up,

but I don't think we realized
how much shaking that was gonna do.

[Marissa squeals]

-Yes! I'm a princess!
-[Demari grunts]

And I'm matched.

We caused chaos.

I have no doubt that
we're gonna cause chaos again somehow.

Boom!

All right, we're going to bed!

[Demari chuckling]

-[Marissa] Oh my God, I'm so happy.
-I know. Right?

[Marissa exclaims]

[Marissa gasps]

-[Demari] We're here!
-We're in! [gasps]

[both laugh and grunt]

[Mackenzie gasps]

Air con.

[Dave whistles]

Let's go!

-Did you see how tight I got?
-[Dave grunts]

-[Mackenzie] Cheerleader.
-Cheerleader. And, hey!

[Jimmy S] After you.

♪ I feel a little crazy… ♪

Um… Yo, I'm sorry.
You just, like, sit down, you look good.

♪ I feel a little dangerous ♪

♪ I feel a little crazy… ♪

[Yamen] Excited to lay down.

[Natalie] Me too.

[Ally] You smell so good.

[sniffing] Yeah,
and smell your armpits. What?

-[laughs] Smells so good.
-[Jimmy P laughing]

[Ally sniffing]

[Ally] What the hell?

-[Jimmy P laughing]
-[Ally chuckles]

[Kayla] Do the lights, like,
automatically turn off?

With Kayla, I have this nervous feeling
that's a really good nervous feeling,

and it tells me that this could be
something really different.

I'm not gonna get tired of kissing you.
That's the nice thing.

-[Kayla] You don't think?
-No.

-[Kayla] Why?
-Because I know.

-[Kayla] Because you know?
-Mm-hm.

My head's into her,
my mind's into her, my heart is into her.

And I'm only thinking about her now.

[Kayla] You sure you want
a partner in crime?

[Chris] Yeah.

-[Kayla chuckles]
-Yeah.

[both laughing]

[upbeat music playing]

♪ Feel so good, like one big party ♪

♪ Get up, let's get it started ♪

♪ If you come along, just get somebody… ♪

Oh yeah, give us a little show.

[Alison chuckles]

-Hi!
-Hey, everybody.

We're getting ready for our challenge.

We got the yellow on.

-We are twinning crazy.
-We are.

Y'all, hey, lucky man here, huh?

Look, huh?

-Lucky woman.
-Luck

Hey!

Oh, ooh,
that's what I'm talking about, yeah.

[Natalie chuckles] Best looking couple.

-We're gonna win the challenge today.
-Oh, for sure. Easy.

-The compatibility will take us there.
-We've got that on lock.

Easy money.

[upbeat music playing]

[Yamen] Yeah, okay, Nick!

[Lachey] Let's get it!

[Jimmy S] All right.

[indistinct chatter]

Yeah, look at that enthusiasm!

Love it.

[Natalie laughing]

Ah, they lost already.

-No, we're ready to win.
-[Yamen] Yeah, we ready to win.

[Jimmy S] I am ready to go,
I ain't gonna lie.

These cats don't know what they in for.

-You getting tired already.
-[Natalie] Who? We're not tired.

I know, athletically,
they're not gonna be able to keep up.

Yeah, they're kinda strong and sh*t.

And even though I just met Shorty,
we were up all night talking,

getting to know each other,
sharing fun facts here and there.

The conversations are too good.

Like, I wanna win a challenge
so I can go on another date with her.

[Lachey] Good to see everybody.

I see we've got some new couples since
we last saw each other. Very exciting.

Why don't you guys start us off?
How's it been, uh, for the two of you?

Um, Mackenzie's come right out
of her shell.

You know, I, um, was hoping
that would happen, and it's been fun.

Dave is a really lighthearted,
funny person

and that's just helped me so much.

-So, yeah, we're doing great.
-[Alison] It's sweet.

-How about you guys?
-Feeling amazing. Very grateful.

-Feeling strong?
-Feeling blessed. Very strong.

I mean, he's the only person
I wanna be matched with here, so…

-Ooh.
-[Lachey] Okay.

You guys have both been in it,
but it's the second match for each of you.

How's it been being together?

We were friends first,
so it's really fun, like, taking that step

of being friends
to seeing where it is romantic.

And I'm having the best time.
I think we'll k*ll the challenge today.

The vibe is incredible.

Her aura is radiant,
and I love literally hanging out with her,

even just listening to her talk to me
is fun…

-Aw.
-…honestly.

I'm using some of those lines
when I get home.

[Yamen] Right.

I gotta catch up to Chris.

-Oh, sh*t.
-[Yamen] Bro's been k*lling it.

There are some smooth talkers
in this group.

All right, you guys ready for this?

-[Demari] Yeah.
-Hoorah!

[Lachey] This is a wet and wild way
to test how well you know your match.

The compatibility challenge is called
Fact or Splash.

-[Natalie] Ooh.
-Guys, here's how it's gonna work.

As you guys can see,
there are six planks here behind me,

one for each of the couples
competing today.

So in each round, one by one,

I'm gonna provide a statement
to the person standing on the plank

about their partner.

You have to decide for yourself
whether it's fact or false.

If you get the answer correct,
you live to fight another round.

However, if you get the answer incorrect,

that plank will drop
and you will go into the water below.

-[Mackenzie] This is scary.
-[Dave] It's got crocodiles in it.

[Yamen] The water looks like blobfishes
in there.

You know,
the fish that got the real sad face?

[Lachey] So how do you win? Pretty simple.

Be the last couple standing on dry land.

That couple will win
today's compatibility challenge,

go out on a date tonight,

and will have all the power
in the boardroom.

All right, who wants to walk the plank?

-I do!
-Let's go, guys.

Let's go.

Obviously, there are some couples
that have been matched since day one,

but we've gotten to know each other
really, really well

in a very short amount of time,

so I'm feeling pretty confident.

[Ally] This is terrifying.

f*ck. I'm low-key nervous.

I'm very prone to drowning
and death early,

so just putting that out there.

Okay, Ally, please step forward
to the end of your plank.

[Ally] Oh God.

[Ally laughs nervously]

-[Alison] You got this, Ally.
-[Ally] Okay.

-There we go. You got this.
-[Kayla] Yes. Good job.

-This statement has to do with Jimmy.
-Hurry.

"Jimmy has a very real phobia of clowns."

Fact or false?

[Ally exhaling deeply]

[suspenseful music playing]

[Ally] False. He's not scared of clowns.

-[Lachey] He is not scared of clowns.
-No.

Stop. I hate this. Tell me.

Am I right?

[Ally shrieks] Ah!

[all cheering]

-[Mackenzie] Oh no!
-[Jimmy S] Hey, my heart just jumped.

-[Jimmy P] Sorry.
-[Natalie] Are you okay?

Holy sh*t.

You're scared of clowns?

It just… It just scares me.

I have a bunch of older sisters,

and they made me watch
It
when I was a kid.

-And I just can't do it.
-Great movie.

-I know what I'll be for Halloween.
-No.

Oh yes.

[Lachey] Yamen, you are up.
Please step to the edge of your plank.

-[Jimmy S] Let's go, Yae.
-Come on.

[Natalie] Go, Yamen!

"Natalie has had a fivesome
with her friends."

-[Alison] Oh my God, Natalie.
-[laughs]

Fact or false?

[Yamen] It's gotta be false. Jesus Christ.

Nah, uh… [blows raspberries]

Not… Not Natalie.

She's angelic and like a little butterfly.

[Natalie chuckles]

Ain't no way they running a freak-a-thon.

[Lachey] You're saying
Natalie has not had a fivesome?

Please, God, no.

-[Yamen shrieks]
-[all exclaim]

You what?

[Mackenzie] Oh my God.

Five? Five! Five?

[Lachey] Natalie! I didn't know
I was gonna learn that much.

[Ally] She's a modern woman.

I told you they'd ask something sexual!

I was always categorized as the wild one,
but I've been calm these days.

With the right person,
maybe I'll be the wild one again.

[Yamen] What the hell?

-She had fun.
-I wasn't expecting that one.

All right, Dave.

"One of Mackenzie's favorite scents
is old books."

Fact.

You are correct.

-[Jimmy S] Yay!
-[Marissa] All right, Dave.

-[Demari] Yeah, Dave!
-Good guy.

I like the smell of old books,
so that's why I said yes.

My favorite old book to smell,
it would have to be the Bible, of course.

-[bell chimes]
-[choir sings "Hallelujah"]

[Lachey] All right, Demari, fact or false.

"Marissa once threw up on someone's
privates while giving oral sex."

-[Alison] I've not had that happen to me.
-[Dave] Gag reflex.

[Demari] I don't wanna go
in that dirty a*s water.

You know they got
those little things in some ponds

that go fly up your pee hole and sh*t?

Fact.

-You are correct, sir.
-[Demari] Let's go.

[Demari grunts]

Luckily, I know her pretty damn well.

[Lachey] All right, Chris,
please step to the edge of your plank.

"Kayla has never broken a bone."

Fact or false?

I'm gonna go fact.

[Jimmy S] Oh sh*t.

-Chris!
-[Yamen] That's a high-a*s splash!

-Kayla, what'd you break?
-I've only broken one bone, my elbow.

[Lachey] It's a tough one to break.

All right, Alison, you're up.

[Alison exclaims nervously]

"Jimmy has a weird physical attraction
to girls with small hands."

I think that's true.

Um, I'm little.

I have little hands.

I don't know. It's not that weird.

[Lachey] You think that's a fact?

[Alison] Yeah.

-[Alison shrieks]
-[Demari] Oh!

So Jimmy does not like
women with small hands.

[Alison] I guess I'm f*cked then.

Girl, you good.

I don't go out of my way
looking for girls with small hands.

Not too little, not too big, enough to…

I'll let y'all figure that part out.

[smacking lips]

All right, Jimmy, no pressure,
but if you get this wrong,

you're in the drink
and you two are eliminated.

Fact or false,

"Ally once hit her head so hard
on the nightstand while having sex

that she had to go to the ER."

What kind of sex was she having?

[upbeat music playing]

[Jimmy P] Oh!

I don't wanna answer this question.

I don't think there's a right way
for me to answer this.

I'll say that's false.

-Oh!
-[Dave chuckles]

-[Demari] Damn, Ally!
-That's my girl!

[Natalie chuckles]

Now you know.

I'm prone to injury.

[Jimmy P] We'll talk more about it.

[Lachey] Ally and Jimmy,
you two are eliminated.

[loud splash]

[Jimmy P] It's okay.

[Lachey] All right, Natalie.

"If you put a plate of guac in front
of Yamen, it's the end of the date."

Fact.

You're correct. Good job.

Great job, Natalie. Hell yeah.

[Lachey] All right, Mackenzie,
fact or false.

"Dave lost his virginity
when he was just ."

I'm gonna say fact.

-[Lachey] So when, in fact, was it, Dave?
-I was .

[Natalie] What?
I wouldn't have guessed that.

I wasn't having fivesomes when I was .

Losing your virginity at
doesn't seem that crazy in my book

because I don't know
what the standard is in Australia, so…

I thought it was gonna be a fact too,
but that's really wholesome and sweet.

Yeah, it was really sweet.

[Lachey] All right, Marissa,
fact or false.

"Demari has a soft spot for nature,
documentaries and bird watching."

Fact.

[Lachey] You are correct.

We're staying, okay! Yeah.

I ask Demari, like,
a thousand questions every day.

It just goes to show
that I'm genuinely curious about him,

and I wanna know everything.

All right, Kayla, fact or false.

"Chris, at the age of , hooked up
with a -year-old reality star."

-Fact or false?
-False.

-[Lachey] False?
-[Kayla] Yeah.

[Kayla whimpers]

[Yamen] Oh no!

Homie's getting it crackin'. [chuckles]

You're getting it crackin'.
That boy getting it crackin'.

I'm definitely learning
that older women have always been in play.

I don't know what that says about me.

Why are you hooking up
with all these old women?

Well, that was…

You did it recently too.

[loud splash]

[Lachey] All right, Jimmy, fact or false.

"Alison's nastiest habit

is that she peels back her cuticles
until they bleed."

Bro, so we talked all night about doing,
like, cuticle care work together.

She loves her cuticles.

Like, she obsesses over them.

Fact.

Oh!

[Marissa] Yes!

-Yes.
-[Demari chuckles]

I overthought it.

-[chuckles]
-My bad.

No, you did great.

[loud splash]

We are down to three.

Natalie, fact or false.

"Yamen's most embarrassing moment
was when he was

and he fumbled the ball on the goal line
in the state championship game."

I don't fumble. I'm great with my hands.
You feel me? I'm not fumbling nothing.

Come on, Natalie. Come on!

Fact.

[Natalie gasps]

[loud splash]

[Lachey] All right,
we are down to two teams.

Demari and Marissa defending their crown.

Dave, go ahead and step out to the edge.

I am incredibly proud of us
as a couple together right now.

Dave is up there,

and even though he's without me,
he's still there.

We know each other
more than we thought that we did.

[Lachey] Fact or false.

"Mackenzie has ghosted
a well-known country singer."

False.

You say "false?"

There is no way
that she's doing this to men.

She's too innocent and beautiful.
She cannot.

Demari and Marissa,
will I see you in the boardroom yet again?

[suspenseful music playing]

[Demari shouting joyfully]

Naughty girl.

[loud splash]

Damn, they just won again, huh?

I'm, like, absolutely
fake clapping right now.

And with that, Demari and Marissa!

-[Demari] Woo! Let's go.
-[both] Mwah!

[Lachey] Once again, you are the winner
of the compatibility challenge.

So it felt like every question
that I was gonna get, I knew regardless.

Even if we didn't talk about it,

I could feel the energy of, like,
I'm gonna know because I know her well.

I was not shocked that we were gonna win.

-I knew we were.
-Facts.

All right, Demari and Marissa,
you'll go on a date tonight

and you will hold all the power
in the boardroom,

so why don't you two head on out of here,
get ready for your date. Well done.

Catch y'all later.

[Lachey] Everybody else,
we'll see you back at the house.

[Ally] I wanna shower.

[Mackenzie] I know.
There's grass in my butt crack right now.

♪ Let's get away ♪

♪ Let's get away… ♪

[Marissa] Wow, this is so cool!
It's like a tree house!

-Oh my God.
-[Demari] Oh!

[Marissa] This is so pretty.

Look at how beautiful this is.

-[gasps] Wow!
-Oh, it's romantic up here.

Two wins, two romantic dates.

We just get each other on a level

that I don't think the other couples
have right now.

I feel like him and I are always laughing
together and just having a good time.

I'm not complaining about
what I get to touch every day.

I don't know what's more appetizing,
you or the food.

[chuckles]

With D, I'm definitely not open
to other people.

So I hope that I can confirm with Demari
that he's not open to other people either.

No polyamory here, just him and I.

-[Marissa humming]
-[Demari mutters indistinctly]

[Marissa] I feel like we've been here
for months.

-Like, we've been here for a long time.
-Feels like months already.

I'm like, "Damn,
I know her like the back of my hand."

I know. You did so good.

Yeah, I had full confidence in you,
for sure.

I was like, there's no way you're
gonna get a question wrong like this.

No. I bet people in the house are like,
"They're cheating somehow."

[both chuckling]

We definitely have a target on our back.

But that's why we have to keep winning.
They're gonna try to break that up.

I'm going to grab
a little bit more champagne.

-[bottle uncorks]
-[Demari] You need help?

Do you think you could've, like,
faked it in here?

-Nah.
-I don't think so either.

Nah. That's not really my vibe.

I've never been a person that could fake
this type of stuff romantically.

-Same.
-Yeah.

I got my heart crushed
on
Love is Blind.
[laughs]

-I couldn't fake it.
-[Demari] Yeah.

How would you be
if you had to see him again?

If I have to see my ex again,
I don't know how I will react.

I mean, I don't think about him
that much anymore.

Yeah.

I definitely know
we shouldn't be together.

That's not happening.

I know that ship has sailed.

How would you feel
when Bri probably ends up in here?

I'm, like, happy with our match,
so I imagine it's not going to bother me.

Right. Me too.

I'm so happy.

Honestly, it just shows
how in tune we are.

-You know what I mean?
-Yeah.

Like, confirmation
like we're both on the same page.

-Okay.
-Where would you want to go when we win?

Oh, when we win?

Um…

-Puerto Rico?
-Hm.

Maybe even Trinidad, to be honest.

Trinidad.

-My family's from Trinidad. My dad's side.
-Your dad's side. Yeah.

We're growing very comfortable
with each other in this match,

so, like, it makes it hard for me
to even think about

possibly ever even wanting to match
with somebody else.

I'm locked in on Marissa.

This is amazing. This is dope as hell.

[Marissa] Yes.

[Marissa chuckles]

♪ Here it comes, get ready ♪

♪ We made it to the top, slow and steady ♪

♪ So high, yeah, we levi…
Tating, tating, tating… ♪

-Yeah.
-Hee-hee.

-Oh.
-[Natalie chuckling]

She's smacking…
My butt's not for smacking.

It's a fan. It's not me.

[Natalie and Yamen laugh]

[upbeat music playing]

-[Yamen] Oh! What's up?
-[Chris] Guys, come on.

-Look at this.
-[Natalie] You look so cute!

-Yeah!
-Is that something else or what?

All I wanna do is
spend more time with Kayla.

It feels like it's me and her on an island
and nothing else matters.

You know, it's been so fast,

but to me a perfect match is
somebody that complements you.

You make each other better.
You want to be around each other.

So yeah, I cannot be happier right now.

Chris, Kayla,
if it's two ladies coming in,

and let's say
they full court pressing Chris,

how are you--

We're sh**ting over that.
We're three-point shooters here.

[Natalie] You guys wanna do something fun?

I think, yeah, let's get creative.

Let's play, uh, charades.

-Okay.
-[Yamen] I'm down to play charades.

-[Dave] Let's go in here.
-[Ally] Put my brain to use.

I got it. I got one. I got one.
I want to see if anyone can get it.

[Ally] Two words.

[Jimmy S] Two words.

[whimsical music playing]

-[Yamen] Wait. Is it a movie?
-
Mile.

[Ally] It is a movie,
Mile
!

Nick Lachey.

[bell dings]

-[Ally] Nick Lachey?
-[Chris] Nick Lachey!

[all laughing]

-How the hell did you get that?
-[Jimmy P] Let's go.

-[Ally] Wait, that was good.
-[Yamen] Let's go.

He sneaks in,
something bad's gonna happen immediately.

Nick Lachey!

-No!
-[all exclaiming]

[Jimmy P] Wait,
you're not supposed to be here!

[Ally] That's insane.

-What's up?
-[Ally] No!

[indistinct chatter]

What? Nick Lachey walks in

doing the exact same motion
that Jimmy just did.

Jimmy, you just manifested that.

You're a witch.

Well, I could tell
by the surprised reaction

that you guys
were not expecting to see me tonight.

-No.
-Yeah, we were not.

We're a few days in.

I just wanted to pop in
and kind of see how everybody's doing.

How you feel about your current match?

Natalie is my match currently.

A lot of qualities
that I do want in someone,

I do think she possesses.

Do I know if she's my perfect match?

Reviews are… are tea so far.
Is that right?

-Is that how y'all use it?
-[Kayla] Ooh, okay.

Is that how y'all use it?
Is that how you use it correctly?

I'm very happy where I am.

I definitely don't think that
I'm gonna be turning my head.

Okay.

You know, current connection,
absolutely love where things are heading.

I was on
Love is Blind
in the past,
very intentional show,

but I think this is a game
at the end of the day,

and so number one goal, I want to win.

[Lachey] What's a win to Jimmy?

-An all-expenses-paid romantic…
-Yeah. A win's a win.

…trip in the world?

-Good question.
-Full transparency, staying in the house

and continue to grow my relationships
with everybody is a win.

A win should be the girl you're with,
not about us.

-[Yamen] Hold on. It's his answer.
-I'm getting there.

-Like, that's a…
-[Yamen] Yeah.

[Jimmy P] That's a form of a win.

I appreciate the honesty.

So what I'm gonna ask you guys to do now…

I'm gonna ask you to vote
for the one man and one woman

who you feel are not here

in pursuit of a genuine connection.

[tense music playing]

Be very thoughtful with this

because the man and the woman
with the most amount of votes

will be leaving the house… tonight.

[tense music playing]

Sickening.

I did not think
we'd have an elimination this quick.

There really is no good option.

-Damn, bro.
-[Lachey] I'm gonna pass out some ballots.

Bruh, everything was
sunshine and rainbows,

and now, like, people gotta go home.

Like, me and my girl are getting tight.

I'm like, "I'll be damned.
I just came in here."

"I gotta go home right away?"

[Lachey] Take your time.

Think it through.

It's not a light decision.

[Jimmy P] I liked charades more.

I wouldn't want anybody to go home,
but I'm not leaving this house.

I'm having a good time in here,
I'm getting my tan on.

I wanna win this thing.

The male vote is a no-brainer, you know.

I knew that I wanted Chris to go home.

I knew that he was disingenuine
in my opinion.

[softly] I'm gonna throw up.

And my female vote is fully
because I liked Jimmy Sotos.

Alison going home would give me
the opportunity to get to know him more.

This is so messy.

Okay, I know that was not an easy vote.

Right now I'm gonna read the ballots
one by one.

My heart is beating like crazy.

I know.

[clock ticking]

One vote, Jimmy Presnell.

No.

[Alison] I don't think that
Jimmy P is here for the right reasons.

He himself said it's a game.

That doesn't seem very genuine.

Jimmy Sotos.

Wow.

[Jimmy P] I decided to vote for Jimmy S.

Sorry, my brother.

There's not enough room
for two Jimmys in here. [laughs]

One vote Mackenzie.

[tense music playing]

One for Chris.

[Dave] I voted for Chris
because he was Mackenzie's ex

and he tried to give her a Gucci wallet.

One for Kayla.

One vote for Jimmy.

One vote for Ally.

Chris and Kayla, two votes apiece.

One for Yamen.

Two for Mackenzie.

[Mackenzie] What the hell?

I am very serious, and I'm very genuine,

so the fact that I could be on
the chopping block is surprising for me.

-Obviously you're not here to…
-[softly] Obviously I'm not here.

One Jimmy Presnell. One for Kayla.

That's three for Jimmy Presnell.

Three for Kayla.

Chris and Kayla.

[Alison] I'm getting nervous for Kayla.

I feel like they're singling her out
because she's the new girl.

Chris's votes are adding up too.

It just really sucks.

So right now, Jimmy, Chris,
you're both currently tied with three.

[Jimmy P] I think I've got
a target on my back

simply because I speak up
and I've leaned into this experience.

One for Jimmy Presnell.

One Mackenzie.

I wanna be open until I don't anymore,

and for some reason
people don't agree with that.

[Lachey] The man and the woman
who received the highest amount of votes

will be leaving the house tonight.

So, on the guys' side right now,

Jimmy, you've got four votes.

Chris, you've got three votes.

On the ladies' side,
Kayla, you have four votes.

Mackenzie, you have three votes.

This is our final ballot.

The final ballot reads…

Alison.

Which means…

Kayla, unfortunately,
you'll be leaving the house tonight.

I'm sorry.

[pensive music playing]

[Alison] Can I say something, you guys?

Kayla is genuinely
the biggest-hearted person

that I've ever met in my entire life,

and this is really wrong.

[Ally] It's not about that.

I think all our best friends
would say that about us if they were here.

What is she gonna do?
Is she not gonna defend her homie?

-Can I say my piece?
-[Mackenzie] Yes.

I didn't know that
I seemed so ingenuine to you guys.

This vote was supposed to be
for who's here for the right reasons.

And I did have a really real connection
that I barely got to explore, so…

This is probably one of the lowest lows
that I've ever had.

Now it's a lose-lose.
Now my girl's leaving the house.

I'm gonna have to try and fake
a relationship with someone else?

No, I don't wanna do that.

Can I at least, like, take a break,
hit my vape, like something?

[sniffling]

The final vote on the guy's side…

Chris.

Which means, Jimmy P,

Chris, you guys are in a tie.

In order to break this stalemate,
we're gonna leave the deciding votes

to our winning couple
who are returning from their date.

What?

Of course there's a tie.
Why would it not be super dramatic?

What Ally and I are building here
is very intentional,

and I am here for the right reason,

and it's not a fun place to be, you know,
knowing you might be going home.

D finna walk back in on a nightmare.

[tense music playing]

[Marissa yawns]

[laughs] I'm sorry.

I'm so tired.

-You guys, come on in.
-[Marissa] Oh, Nick Lachey's here.

It's not good.

-It's not?
-[Ally] No.

[Demari] Oh!

What is happening?

[Lachey] While you were on your date,
I asked everyone here to vote

for the man and woman they felt were

least in pursuit of a genuine connection.

And whoever were the leading vote getters
would be asked to leave the house tonight.

We took that vote.

Kayla was the female vote.

And right now,
Chris and Jimmy P are tied for the men.

So we're gonna ask the two of you
to be the tie-break vote.

I know this is not how you wanted
to end your date night.

[Demari laughs]

Okay.

[suspenseful music playing]

-This is not going to plan.
-No, it's not.

-Um, okay.
-[Demari groaning]

Um…

-Jimmy's here for a genuine connection.
-Chris too.

I think so is Chris too.

-This makes me wanna throw up.
-I know.

[Ally] I hate this.

Come on, we haven't won a challenge yet.

We're not really a threat.
Like, just… [laughs nervously]

Like, let Jimmy stay.

[Marissa] Chris found one person,

and then another person comes in,
expresses interest,

and then boom, they were together.

-He didn't go pursue anyone.
-He didn't like Mackenzie then.

No, wait. He's taking the effort.

He's talking to people that like him.
How is that not pursuing people?

Jimmy's talking to people
who also are still in connections.

Natalie, he'll definitely keep pursuing.

-So how is--
-I'm not sending Jimmy out.

I… I mean, it's not only your vote.

[tense music playing]

I think what works well with D
when we're communicating right is, like,

I listen to him,

and he also listens too,

so I feel like
we do pretty well with that.

Like, "Okay, hold up. Let me…"

"Let me show you a different perspective."

"You're thinking this way.
Let me get you thinking this way."

-All right.
-A lot of twists and turns.

[Jimmy S] God-damn, bro.

[tense music continues]

[Kayla sniffling]

I know this has been a hard evening,

but now we have
the ultimate tie-break vote.

And it is…

Chris.

Chris, you and Kayla will be leaving
the house tonight.

Say your goodbyes
and, uh, you'll be heading out.

♪ I know there's a darkness
You're feeling ♪

♪ Tell me, do you feel like
You're dreaming



-[Jimmy P sighs]
-[Chris] Well, at least one of us stayed.

Thanks for covering for me.
You're real one for that.

-I told you I was.
-Yeah.

-You know you're my guy.
-I know.

I'm feeling honestly deep despair
because I know in my heart

we've built a connection that's real,

and it's so sad that
we only had just a few days

to talk and to get to know each other.

And already me and Kayla
both are about to leave the house.

It's honestly saddening.

[Alison] We'll bring you back in.

-Doesn't matter. I want to be with Chris.
-I know you wanna be with Chris.

So…

We get one f*cking day.

I know you're hurt if you're crying
because you're not a crier.

Yeah, no, I'm not a f*cking crier.

I think Kayla and Chris's connection
is very genuine,

and I just don't think it's fair.

If anyone were to find
a real relationship out of this,

it would be Kayla.

So I just am so sad for her.

[Kayla] It just doesn't seem right.

Like, us?

We're not done.

-Okay?
-Okay.

We're not done.

-Okay.
-Okay.

Hmm.

♪ The water's getting colder ♪

♪ There's no one to save us… ♪

[Chris] I'm feeling lots of emotions
right now.

The last thing that I wanted to do was
deal with finding another match

or trying to be fake in whatever way
because I really do like Kayla.

I like you so much.

[Kayla] I like you too.

And I like your heart
and excited to get to know you more.

I wouldn't have changed it. I promise.

-Okay.
-Okay?

Okay.

I came in here
with intentions to give it my all

and to be as real as possible.

I think that me and Kayla were targeted

because we were the strongest couple
in this house.

But I leave with my head held high,

and I do think
I grew from this experience regardless.

Hopefully I'm back,
and hopefully she's back,

and hopefully we can show everyone
that we were the perfect match here.

♪ We end before it started ♪

♪ End up broken hearted… ♪

[Kayla] I'm just like really sad

because I was in the house
for such a short amount of time,

and I was actually able to find
someone so amazing like Chris

that genuinely could be my perfect match.

We were so compatible.

That's kind of the hard one to swallow.

-[Natalie] Love you, Kayla.
-[Mackenzie] Love you, Kay.

It just really sucks.

♪ I'm broken… ♪

I came in, wore my heart on my sleeve,

and I was there for the right reasons.

[sniffles] Complete right reasons.

I don't know
if I would have met Chris otherwise,

so I'm grateful.

But he's the only one I wanted to be with,

and I hope this isn't the end.

♪ Now it's all in vain ♪

♪ Staring back in pain… ♪

[sobbing]

[Jimmy P] I was preparing to leave.

[Ally] How are you feeling?

-I just like the pace we're going and--
-Do you love me? You want to marry me?

[both chuckling]

You're obsessed with me?

[both chuckle]

I'm just kidding.

-I just, like, think…
-[Ally chuckles]

You're so cute.

[Yamen] Your lips…

they're so thick and…

[Natalie chuckles]

-[Yamen] And yeah.
-You like them?

-[Yamen] You have nice lips.
-Thank you. They're all natural.

[Yamen] I know.

♪ We wanna shake it up ♪

♪ We come down, we go running around ♪


And around and around



Here we go
… ♪

What? That's supposed to be
a Southern accent?

-Do it again.
-Well, my daddy's daddy's daddy told me…

-[Alison] What?!
-[laughing]

[Jimmy P] I shaved my face way too short.

[Ally] Wait, it looks good.

I like it.

No, it's cute.

[soft percussion music playing]

[seagulls squawking]

I feel like a vegetable.

[Jimmy S] If you were a vegetable…

-What would I be?
-…you would be a…

a little Brussels sprout.

A Brussels sprout?

[Jimmy S] Yeah.

Sauté you, throw a little balsamic glaze
all over the top.

Maybe a little like goat cheese.

[grunts] Mmm! Eat you up.

[chuckles]

What would I be if I was a vegetable?

-A little Broccolini.
-[Jimmy S] What? No.

[Alison] A sweet potato.

[Jimmy S] I'll take that.

-[Dave] Turnip.
-Turnip? Boy!

[Alison] That's fast as f*ck.

-Um…
-[Jimmy S] Call which…

-Like, corn.
-[Jimmy S] You'd be happy as hell.

[both laugh]

Corn.

[Jimmy S] Uh-oh.

The messy couple.

-[Alison] Have fun in the boardroom.
-[Marissa] Hi! Hey.

-Don't go too crazy.
-[Demari] Bye, y'all.

[Jimmy S] Ah! I want what they have.
I want that power.

-[Demari laughs]
-[Marissa]You're never getting it, Jimmy.

♪ 'Cause I just took a hit of some power ♪

♪ Power, power ♪

♪ Power, power, yeah ♪

♪ Hit of some power… ♪

-My favorite place to be.
-Yo!

Home sweet home, right?

-What's up?
-[Demari] What's up? Hi.

Welcome back to the boardroom.

-[Marissa] Thank you.
-Thank you.

You guys know what this is.
You know how it works.

It's your second time.

On the bottom of the big board,

you will see
the other less compatible couples.

There they are.

At the top of the board,

we have four brand-new single women.

[Demari] Oh!

-Okay.
-So let's go through them one by one.

We have Kassy from
Love Island
.

[Kassy]
My exes would describe me
as crazy.

I personally don't think so.
I think I'm just passionate.

-Okay.
-We have Sophie from
Love is Blind UK
.

Kids-wise, you want kids?

Yeah, I want kids.

Two's ideal. Three, maximum.

I don't want an ugly car.

Yeah. [laughs]

And then we have Bri, once again,
from season six of
Too Hot to Handle
.

-[Demari] You're dangerous.
-I feel like you like dangerous.

I do.

[Lachey] And Katherine.

-Kat. Kit Kat.
-Also from
Too Hot to Handle
, season six.

[Katherine] I'm gonna be wearing
sexy lingerie.

Workin' my game.

[man] Oh, my days.

[Lachey] So, some familiar faces,
a couple new faces.

You can bring either two or three
single ladies back to the house.

Tomorrow, they will decide
who they want to go on a date with.

-I look forward to seeing what you decide.
-Thanks, Nick.

-Have fun, guys. Congrats.
-[Demari] Thank you.

-[Marissa] What are you thinking?
-Got a few things in mind, like…

[Marissa] Eliminate the threat.

Yeah, possibly,
that's one of the possibilities,

but I also still have
the good heart part of it,

where it's like,
maybe send a couple people on dates

who I don't feel like
really have had a chance.

[Marissa] I'm looking forward to that.

-[Demari] All right, let's get mixy.
-Let's get mixy.

-I'm puppeteering the men over here.
-Yeah, stay away from the girlies.

-I'll keep watch.
-[laughing]

[Marissa] Let's look at Kassy.

You know her?

-I don't. I don't.
-Okay.

Jimmy P would be attracted to her.

He loves brunettes.

-[Demari] Loves brunettes.
-He likes a firecracker.

[Demari] He does love a firecracker,
obviously.

I feel like Jimmy isn't actually getting
what he may deserve

because, like, you know, when Dave
first came in, Ally was all over him.

They were doing all the extra stuff

that if I was Jimmy,
I wouldn't have liked to see.

I would love to bring in someone
for Jimmy.

-Yeah.
-To see if he can vibe with someone else.

-Yeah, yeah, agreed.
-Should we just lock this girl in?

I think Kassy'll be our first lock.

-[Marissa] Okay, let's lock it in.
-Lock in Kassy.

[loud whoosh]

-[Demari] Kassy, first one in. Okay.
-Kassy's in.

Next, bring Sophie in the middle.

[Demari] She seems like
she's gonna eat somebody up.

-Like, she's like not playing.
-She's not playing, no.

Let's look at Jimmy S.

-He likes blondes. So that's that.
-[Demari] He likes blondes.

Um, here's the thing,
we haven't talked about Dave.

We don't really know his type,
but, you know, they're both foreign.

I know that Mackenzie has interest
in Jimmy S.

-So, I think…
-Ooh!

[Demari] If Dave tries this,

maybe that gives Mackenzie the opportunity
to shift some stuff around.

[Marissa] She said she was gonna talk
to him, so it might be a vibe.

For sure, yeah. I see Sophie
shaking up a lot of things here.

[Marissa] Let's lock her in.
Sophie is locked in.

[Demari] Wild card Sophie,
come shake some stuff up.

-[Marissa] Let's do it.
-Boom.

We only have to bring in two,

but Yamen, this is the happiest
I've seen him in here yet.

-[Marissa] I know.
-Which is also scary.

Same with Natalie.

[Demari] They seem like
they enjoy each other's company.

We gotta possibly eliminate the threat.

-Yeah.
-Or at least test it.

Definitely need to really consider
bringing in one of these ladies for Yae.

And like a really strong lady for Yae.

Even if it means your ex.

Why do I have to bring in my ex
on my chance in the boardroom?

-Somebody else can bring her in.
-You're right.

-Let's discuss it.
-Let's discuss it for the sake.

One thing I will say is
she'd absolutely love Yamen,

but I don't think
that's the strongest one here.

Okay, perfect. I'll bring Katherine down.
Let's talk about her with Yae.

Yeah, I know Katherine.

That's my girl Kit Kat right there.
We're so cool.

Katherine is like one of
the most bubbly energies

that I've probably ever been around.
I literally love Katherine.

She's obviously gorgeous,

and, like, I know
she's gonna try for everybody.

-You?
-Uh, yeah, probably.

♪ There's a wicked whisper calling… ♪

Damn, should I be concerned?

She's literally a smoke show. I don't see…

So do I wanna bring in a smoke show
that you're so cool with

that might match with you?

You're-- You didn't answer "yes" or "no."

♪ I can feel myself falling… ♪

[Demari] Maybe. You just never know.

♪ Losing my grip, losing my control ♪

♪ Down, down, down I go ♪

♪ Losing my grip, losing my control ♪

♪ On my way down, down ♪

♪ Down the rabbit hole ♪

♪ Losing my grip, losing my control ♪

♪ On my way down, down ♪

♪ Down the rabbit hole ♪

♪ Losing my grip, losing my control ♪

♪ Down, down, down the rabbit hole ♪