01x03 - Cursed Words

[bunniefuu]

♪ Adventure Time ♪

♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪

♪ We'll go
to very distant lands ♪

♪ With Jake the Dog
and Finn the Human ♪

♪ The fun will never end ♪

♪ Adventure Time ♪

[whispering] Side quests.

[screaming]

[Jake] Get back here
you pesky little battlefly.

Hiya! [shivers]

Hey, Finn,
this battle is awesome!

- [Cyclops grunting]
- [Finn grunting]

- Yeah, man.
- [grunts]

How did it start again?

Oh... It's kinda hard
to explain.

This fire breathing
cyclops... Whoa!

...stole a pineapple
from that old lady

with jet-powered underpants.

[yelling nervously]

- Yeah!
- [screams, grunting]

Then the snake wizard
turned it into a purse!

Or wait...
No, it was a purse first

and he turned it into
a pineapple... [shouts]

- [groaning]
- Then the battleflies

stole her purse.

[evil laugh]

Oh yeah, how could I forget?

[grunting]

Ooh...

Big 'ol bog...

Thunder fa...

Chunk harvest
c*ck-a doodle-don't...

Catatonic bipedal...

Calcium buildup!

Oof, that really hurt.

[screams]

- [demon screaming]
- [people yelling]

[Finn and Jake] Ahh! Oh, no.

- [swords clashing]
- [demon screaming]

[Jake] ♪ Doo doo doo doo
Buh buh dee boop ♪

♪ Boop boo bu-boop
Deh deh deh doop ♪

♪ Doo doo doo, walk-ing
walk-ing to the house ♪

♪ Buh duh duh cook-ing din-ner,
eat-ing din-ner ♪

♪ Beans and trout
bluh bluh bluh ♪

♪ Wash my face
and wash my booty ♪

♪ What a great day ♪

♪ Hoppin in my beddy basket
ready to say... ♪

{\an8}Night night, finny binny.

{\an8}Hmm?

Hmm.

[sighs] All right, buddy,

I think I know what's going on.

You're still thinking about the
time I stole all those babies

from the great fire eagle.

What you gotta understand is,

I didn't know it was wrong!

No, Jake, it's the demon--

Ah-- All right, the demon
I birthed from my mouth thing.

Yes!

Don't get your folds
in a crease, man.

This is a story
with a happy ending!

Unlike the eagle baby
story... Yeesh.

Anyway, it all started
years ago,

I was walking along

eating demon's blood
jellybeans,

and i guess i might've eaten
a few too many,

when all of a sudden...

Oh! [groans]

Thunder-fa-- Tiger--

It's been happening ever since,

but I don't wanna make
a big deal about it.

So I usually just
bottle 'em up,

dig a little grave,

and toss 'em in!

[thunder rumbling]

[Jake] Got a nice plot
in the backyard

so they can be with their kin.

So, our backyard...

is actually a cemetery for...

evil demon curses?

Guess so.

Nighty-nighty! [blows]

[bird hooting]

[Finn] No, Jake,
not "Nighty-nighty."

We gotta deal with this.

[Jake] Finn... No...

Jakey sleepy.

There's evil lurking beneath
our very noses "Jakey."

Yeah, but it's not like
serious evil.

Just like, little bitty
whoopsie evil!

It ain't hurtin' nobody.

I mean, that tree over there
was just a sapling

when I started
burying demons here.

But look at it now!
It's flourishing!

Candy! Feed me candy, Finn!

[Finn] Jake, why
does he know my name?

[Jake] We talk.
It's no big deal.

Um... [smacks lips]

Hard disagree.

This place is evil
and we're righteous heroes!

I say we dig up
all those demon curses,

and fight 'em.

[chuckles] All right,
you convinced me.

Open it!

[both] Hmm.

[groaning] Oh, baby,
what a headache.

Are you sure this guy is evil?

Uh, uh...

- Hey, demon.
- Huh?

You evil or what?

Of course I'm evil.
What a stupid question.

- Are you a baby?
- What?

- [chuckles] Oops.
- Questions aren't stupid!

- And I'm 12!
- [groans]

Okay, what's next?

Let's see!

Got one.

[baby demon cooing]

This lil guy is so cute,
there's no way it's evil.

[Finn] Hmm.

Little baby demon,
be you evil?

Or... or be you--

[hissing, grunting]

[both laugh]

- [Finn chuckling] Yeah!
- [Jake laughing]

[Jake] Oh... Oh, wait.
There's more!

Oh, man, this one
is gonna be big.

- [Jake groans]
- [Finn chuckling]

[Finn stops laughing]

[Finn] Hey, wait a second,

this bottle is already empty.

[Jake] Whoa, this one is too.

[Jake] Maybe they died,

and their little
demon ghosts blew away?

Hmm? Oh, my gosh.

I don't think they blew away,

I think they walked away.

Look at all these
little demon footprints.

Well, as long as it aint here,
our work is done.

[snoring]

No, Jake. The demons are loose.

And they all went
into this spooky dungeon.

What? The tree's butt?

[Finn] What? It's not a butt.

[demon tree] Hey! Watch where
you shine that thing.

It's a butt.

[Finn] Oh, uh...
Sorry about that.

Whoa! Jake!

"Big curse meeting tonight?"

"At Globraths's Crypt?"

Oh, dang.

Things are going down tonight!

Hmm?

[Jake snoring]

Ow! No, Finn,
not the butt. [farts]

Whoa, Jake,
it's worse than I thought.

These guys
are building infrastructure!

[Jake sighs] I don't know man,
this place is empty.

[echoing] This place is empty.

[Finn] Hello?

[echoing] Hello?

[Jake] Oh! You shout,
"Is a lump!"

[Finn] Is a lump!

- [Jake] Finn!
- [echoing] Is a lump!

[echoing] Finn is a lump!

[Finn] You're a lump.

- [demon whispering]
- Who's that?

[whispering, mumbling]

Jake, there's
something in there.

Yeah, tell me about it.

I just keep on digging
and I can't get it out.

[whispers] No. In there.

[Jake] Oh, right.

Sometimes, I think Globrath

just wants
to hear himself talk.

Yeah, are you gonna do evil?

Or just talk about it
from your skull throne.

- [Finn gasps]
- What?

E-vil!

[demons laughing]

Evil plans?

Skull throne?

This is some
mega bad news business.

What? That budding
office romance?

Finn, I swear...

There is nothing evil about--

[screaming]

Oh! Thank goodness
you two came along!

I got stuck in this tiny door!

Can you help me?

[chuckles] Sure, man.
Whatever you...

Wait a second... You evil?

Who? Me? Pfft. Nah.

[chuckles] Okay.

[Krythos chuckles] Great.

Just grab my finger
and pull me out.

- [Finn] Hmm?
- [laughing]

Never mind, Finn. [chuckles]

This guy is evil for sure.

What? No.

Oh, this is the only way to get
proper leverage, trust me!

Come on, just...
just a little tug.

Oh, man.
This guy is good. [laughing]

What? Pfft. No.

- No, no, I swear.
- Just do it, Finn.

Hmm...

- Never!
- [chuckles] Nice try, demon.

You will pull my finger, boy!

Mark my words!

You will pull my finger!

- [Finn chuckles]
- Righteous.

- [chuckles] Whoa, Jake.
- [Jake grunts]

- Look. An evil meeting.
- Wow.

And that's why it's best
to cut our losses

in the third quarter,

making year end revenue look
better to shareholders in Q4.

Next slide please, Thunderguts.

Moving on to evil plans,

we've received some interesting
submissions in the group chat.

Whoa!
They wanna peel you.

Hmm... I mean, heck man.

I wanna peel me.

Look at these guys,
they're not a threat,

they're barely
paying attention.

[Globrath coughing]

Let's go home
and get some sleepy.

Nay, Jake.

I shan't rest until every ounce
of evil is squeezed

from this cursed place!

- [Jake snoring]
- Huh?

Jake! What are you doing,
you boob.

- Wake up.
- What? Huh? I'm awake.

[groaning] Globbing...

Hipocratic...

Calcium buildup!

Uh... what?

Intruders! Get them!

[Finn] Run!

[panting]

[both] Whoa! Whoa!

[grunts] Oh, man! Our exit!

How do we get out of here now?

- [Krythos] Oh. I know a way.
- Ugh.

You again?

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! [chuckles]

There's a secret exit
right behind me,

but you're gonna have to...
pull my finger! [laughing]

Hey, man, we're not interested
in that kind of exit.

[Finn sighs] For the
last time, guy,

I'm not gonna pull your finger!

Fine then. [screaming]

Maybe you should've
just done it.

[Finn and Jake screaming]

- [screaming]
- [Finn and Jake] Whoa!

[Finn grunts]

Jake, talk to me buddy.

Now, Finn...

I'm gonna ask you
one more time...

to pull my finger.

Jake! What do we do?

We're surrounded, outnumbered
and overpowered!

Just do it, man. I don't care.

Huh?

But... What if...

He's just gonna fart.

You know he's just gonna fart.

An evil fart?

Finn, listen...

All farts are evil, even ours.

We're made up of
all kinds of stuff, ya know?

Good, bad, guts, and gas!

It's what I been trying to say.

These guys are just some
of my little evil.

And sometimes ya just gotta
let it out. Like a fart!

Okay, you've convinced me.

All right, big guy,
let's do this!

[farts]

Thank you, Finn and Jake,

for releasing our truth.

We can now be at peace.

[blows kiss]

[Splitscream] Goodbye,
Finn and Jake!

[Gutscortch] Thanks
for freeing us!

[Globrath] It's okay
that you k*lled a few of us.

[Splitscream] Farewell!

Huh. So that's where
stars come from.

♪ Come along with me ♪

♪ And the butterflies
and bees ♪

♪ We can wander
through the forest ♪

♪ And do so as we please ♪