03x13 - Time to Be Warriors

[bunniefuu]

No, no, no, no, no!

This can't be happening!

You, Ivory Lady, what is this madness?

I've merely done as you instructed.

While you were preoccupied
with leisurely activities,

I attended to business.

What? Business?

This is an uprising!

You! Seize this traitor! Now!

You'll find your Chief of w*r

takes his directive from me, now.

You-- you've been planning this
from the beginning, haven't you?

To work your way to the top,
to overthrow me?

And you! You helped her?

Traitors! Deceivers!

I did not deceive you.

When I came into your service,

my intent was to aid
in perfecting this world.

But you and your advisors have shown me

how little you care
for the interests of mortals.

Mortals?

I've seen it countless times
before your meager existence.

I've witnessed cities rise and fall.

I have seen the world
suffer famine, disease,

w*r and endless turmoil.

An eternity of needless pain.

I thought if I helped someone
with real power,

guided you to be better,

I could make a true difference
in the world.

But I now see the only true way
to create the perfect world...

is to start with a clean slate.

No! Please, I beg of you!

I-- I'll make you my chief advisor!

Riches beyond your wildest dreams!

All you could ever desire!

You'll want for nothing!

My words are lost on you.

So disappointing.

Your usefulness has reached its end.

You know what to do.

What?

No! Please! Have mercy!

Of course, my lady.

All my Lady ever desired was a world

no longer plagued by pain.

Until the Monkey King
and his companions got in the way.

Fate, however,
has gifted her a second chance!

With the Monkey King under her control,
there's no stop--

Yeah! Yeah! We get it already!

If I hear the word "destiny"
one more time--

Pigsy, put the prisoner down!

Monkey King beat her before,
we can do it again!

I don't really see how.

Now that she has Wukong
and the Dragon Girl.

Alright, Bozo!

You're gonna tell us how Sun Wukong

stopped The Lady Bone Demon last time or--

That information won't help you now.

My Lady has corrected the one mistake

in her previous plan.

Oh, right, right, right, and remind me,

what was that mistake again?

The mistake of extending her compassion

only to the mortal realm.

I see,
and where is this "mortal realm"?

We're in it, you moron.

She hadn't accounted for a celestial being

to stand in her way.

However, instead of
Sun Wukong's swift vengeance,

The Great Monk showed my Lady mercy.

Until she had come to see
the error of her ways,

she was to remain imprisoned...

The fools!

Now her time has come again.

The Samadhi fire
is the one thing strong enough

to cleanse not only the mortal plane,

but the celestial realm
and everything beyond even that!

A fresh start.

A clean slate, just as she had planned.

The Mech is a weapon
to channel the Samadhi Fire.

Now that it is in her possession,

it's only a matter of time
until the final moment arrives.

You will not be able to resist me forever.

Breathe. Focus.

My Lady's power
is too great for you to best!

Your friend will surrender the fire.

My lady's victory is assured!

She didn't look so hot
last time I saw her.

You're in time out
so you don't get to chime in!

Sandy! Spin him!

Sorry, Mr. Macquack.

Come on, kid. You must've seen it.

She might be stronger than ever,

but she's spread too thin.

The Mech, the crystal and now Monkey King?

I bet you anything
that keeping him suppressed

is using every ounce
of strength she's got.

Meaning, there's--

There's a vulnerability!

I was gonna say that.

Whoa, we're really
gonna listen to Macaque?

For all we know,
he's still working for her,

he could be luring us into a trap!

MK.

From the moment you picked up
the Monkey King's staff,

their stories became our stories.

It's our responsibility
to write the final chapter,

no matter the outcome.

If we do this, we do it together.

That's Monkie Kid 101.

Together.

Alright! So, what's the plan, Monkey man?

Well, if the Lady Bone Demon
needs her Mech

to use the Samadhi Fire,
then all we gotta do

is destroy that Mech
before she gets the chance!

That's your big plan?

Let him finish!

I was just checking
we were all on the same page.

As you were, Noodle Boy.

We break into the Bone Demon's Mech!

Get Mei out of there!

Then we smash the Mech
into tiny little bits

before that terrifying demon
knows what's hit her!

And what about Sun Wukong?

If he shows up--

Then we fight Monkey with Monkey!

This monkey!

Look, I brought you
the Lady Bone Demon's lap dog,

but I'm not up for being a hero, kid.

We don't need to beat him,
we just gotta keep him busy!

As long as he's under her control,

the Mech's vulnerable.

We can do this. You can do this.

Nice speech, kid, but it's not gonna--

Stop!

You keep playing at being this bad guy,

acting like you're just in it for you.

But I know deep, deep down,

you're not that guy.

Help us. Make it right.

I'm not a hero, bud.

Then be a warrior.

Okay, kid. You win.

What? You could have
freed yourself this whole time?

What can I say, I'm dramatic.

Oh, yeah!
Let's get this porty started, son!

Oh, yeah! We at maximum porty boys!

Remind me again
how we're gonna destroy this thing?

Macaque keeps Sun Wukong busy.

We break in, and find Mei!

Then we use MK's staff
to smash that mech to bits!

What? But, the staff's gone!

No, it's not.

Bone Demon's keeping it
at the top of the tower,

but I don't really see
how a stick is going to be of any help.

Oh, that's easy!

We'll give her the ol'
Monkey Mech finishing blow!

MK always uses his staff to do that!

Even if it's just a big ol' stick,

maybe it'll give you the power
you need now to finish her!

This whole crazy adventure
started with the staff,

so makes sense
that we should use it to end it!

Okay, I'm glad you guys said that
'cause I'm not gonna lie,

I've really felt
super incomplete without it...

Come on, Kid, let's go!

Shouldn't we be slowing down?

That's not really
how we do things around here.

Here comes the Monkie Kids!

Ain't nothing stopping this porty!

Look! Up there!

Dragon Girl!

This might take a while,
get up here and help, would ya?

What is that?

Actually, I think this porty's tapped.

Later boys!

Here... comes... Monkie--

King!

MK the Monkie Kid
and The Six-Eared Macaque.

Here to embrace oblivion.

The opposite, actually.

I'm kind of on this whole
living streak right now,

so we were hoping maybe you could call off

this whole, "end of the world thing."

Would really help us out.

Yeah, what he said!

None of us can alter
the course of destiny.

Yeah, I thought as much.

MK, now!