03x01 - On the Run

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Finally an opening

The old magical barrier trick I 
should have seen that one coming

That seal is strong enough to protect 
the map from any who would steal it

Even you Son Wukong. Do you have 
any idea what you're doing ?

Uh, Yeah, I'm The Monkey King. Trust me

Trust you ? No you ruined 
any chance of that long ago !

Honestly Nezha when did you stop being fun ?

I alone should have been entrusted 
with keeping that map safe

Somebody sounding jealous

It was our solemn duty, our oath was to 
protect this world from The Samadhi Fire

Yeah well, something worse came along

Why do you think I need to use it, c'mon !

Out of respect for your past 
friendship with The Great Monk,

I will allow you to leave this place safely

but the Fire will remain unforced, 
hidden. The map stays here.

I know you take your security job pretty 
seriously but I really do need the map,

so you see the problem, right ?

You want me to leave it, I want 
me to take it, ehh, it's toughy !

What! Don't do this

I'm sorry it's the only way

Wukong ! That barrier is designed 
to protect that map at all costs

If you force your way through 
it, it could destroy us both

Yeah, I know but you got to crack 
a few eggs to make an omelette

What! That doesn't mean you should

Wukong

Look Nezha, keep up the training, who knows

maybe one day you'll be tough enough to beat me

Kid !

Wukong you idiot, you'll doom us all [echo]

Wukong you fool

It was then that the Lady Bone 
Demon played her final move

Even with the combined might of 
the Monkie Kid and the Monkey King

there all was simply not enough

The villain was victorious. 
Plunging the world into darkness

Now any chance at hope

lies in the hands of a monkey and 
a kid who wishes he was a monkey

Mr Tang ! Would you quit it !

You've been reading your diary 
out loud literally all day

You're bumming everybody out

Hey ! It's not a diary

I'm writing the next chapter 
and very well too I might add

Hey, as long as he wrote down that 
whole bit with me fighting Nezha

and getting this bad boy then we're good

I mean the bit with the 
omelet thing was pretty cool

Yeah right, it's totally cool

Okay, gather around everyone 
it's Monkey King story time

So I know what happened back there kinda sucked

Mega sucked

Mega sucked, but the old Great Sage 
had a trick or two up his sleeve

Yeah, so you said you were looking for a weapon

Yep

And ? Did you find it ?

Nope. But this map is going 
to help us track it down

It's called the Samadhi Fire

The Samahi Fire

Yeah. That

The most powerful force I've ever seen

Powerful enough to destroy the Lady Bone Demon ?

Mhmm

But what is it ?

Go on then

Okay. Ahem, legends speak of a flame so 
powerful that nothing could put it out

Not even the Great Sage himself

That's right. The Samadhi 
Fire burned out of control

The only way to contain it was 
by splitting it into pieces

and scattering them so their 
flames could never be reforged

So you just tossed around a 
bunch of fires instead of one

Annnd we put the pieces into three 
Rings so they'd cause no further harm

C'mon, do I got to spell everything ?

Now that the Lady Bone Demon 
has the staff and your powers

She's too much for us to handle

If we can't stop her, she's going 
to destroy, well everything

So find the Rings, combine them and then what ?

You said the fire of somewhat 
couldn't be controlled

Samadhi

Yes, you did say that

Yep I heard him, I heard it too

Hey, if Monkey King thinks 
this can work then it'll work

We can do this

Yes, that's more like it

The Lady Bone Demon. How did 
she catch up to us already ?

Oh no

Wukooong !

Macaque

Oh that's a relief, I thought 
it was someone important

Always the comedian. Hey kiddo, you miss me ?

No. Guys get us out of here

Right !

Monkey King, you've got to do something

So yeah I'd love to

but I kind of sort of use the 
last bit of my power getting this

Looking a little banged up 
there Monkey King, the kid too

Looks like our old friend the Lady Bone 
Demon really did a number on you guys

So what you're her puppet now

I mean makes sense, you did 
always have a sidekick kinda vibe

You know me. There's a new player in town

I'm just feeling out which one is the winning side

Not smart, bud

Kid !

Two of you are such a mess

I can't imagine why the Bone 
Demon wants me to bring you back

Look at you, you're all used up

Interesting !

You want to get to my monkeys, 
you got to go through me first

Ah, you must be the dragon 
girl I've heard so little about

Little girl you can sh**t me all 
you want. It won't do you any good

Maybe not but hey

If you wanna make an omelet, sometimes 
you got to break a few engines

Uhh what ?

I... I don't know I thought 
it'd be cool, just whatever

Whoa ! Didn't see that one coming

Kid, why did you ?

Huh, well yeah I was trying to 
do you in the in the omelet story

Do the weird impulsive Monkey 
King thing and escape the bad guy

Well I mean Nezha ain't 
really a bad guy but [signs]

Did you forget about the part 
where I got really hurt ?

On your bricks everyone !

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