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01x09 - Macaque

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Lego Monkie Kid". Aired: May 30, 2020 – present.*
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Animated television series inspired by the Monkey King and Journey to the West.

01x09 - Macaque

Post by bunniefuu »

[theme music]

♪♪ Monkie Kid ♪♪

♪♪ Familiar Tales ♪♪

♪♪ New Adventures ♪♪

♪♪ Monkie Kid ♪♪

♪♪ The powers of the King ♪♪

♪♪ Grasped in his hands ♪♪

♪♪ When evil surrounds him ♪♪

♪♪ He rise up against them ♪♪

♪♪ And show them who's
The Monkie Kid ♪♪

♪♪ His staff out in his grasp ♪♪

♪♪His friends
watching his back ♪♪

♪♪ Cause he's the Monkie Kid ♪♪

[MK grunts]
You know,

when I found out I was
going to be trained by

The Monkey King,

-Great Sage, equal to heaven.
-[thuds]

I had no idea...

That I'd be stuck here

hammering walls 12 hours a day!

Why am I doing this again!?

Ahhh, so I can make
a nice lil' breakfast nook.

Get some light up in here.

But I'm meant to be
Monkie Kid,

not Construction Boy.

How am I supposed to do
the hero stuff

if I don't know
the fighting stuff?

Ooohooh. So...

you want to know
the 'fighting stuff, huh?'

-[smashing]
-Like this?

[twirling]

-[yelps]
-[smashing]

Huh?

Wooahh!

Yes! Exactly like that!

I am ready for some awesome!

[laughing]

Look, bud.
You can't rush this stuff.

[clears throat]
Um... You'll get there.

You just need to practice.

But this isn't practice!

Ugh.

I'm never going to
teach you something

you don't need to know.

-Okay?
-Hmm!

Okay.

Now this priceless,
ancient mural's

not gonna destroy itself.

So remember...

Step into the strike.

-[cellphone beeps]
-MK!

We really need your help.

A monster attacking the city?

That's terrible!

Dang. Guess I gotta go
do some boring hero stuff

instead of... this.

-Okay. Bye!
-[groans]

[action music]

-What did I miss?
-[crashes]

MK! What took you so long?

Sorry! Sorry! Monkey King was
making me do boring stuff.

That the bad guy?

Okay, be right back!

-MK, wait! No...
-Here comes...

Monkie Ki.... Ahh!
[grunts]

-[groans]
-Ooh. Yeah.

We tried that.

[grunts]

-[whizzing]
-Huh?

Uh... is that?

[MK] Monkey King?

[grunts]

[heroic music]

[swooshing]

Yes!

Monkey King!

[screams]

That was awesome! I
can't believe you came back to-

[gasps]
Ooh...

[chuckling]
This is awkward.

-You're not Monkey King.
-[grunts]

I get that a lot.

Monkie Kid, right?

[gasps]
How did you...

Your staff kinda
gives you away, dude.

Not just anyone can
wield that thing.

Uhh... Sorry.

-Who are you?
-[chuckles]

Macaque.

Actually, "The uh... Six-Eared
Macaque" is, you know,

my full name.

Well... See you around, MK.

Uh... Can you teach me
that awesome thing?

Uh...
[chuckles]

Don't you already have
a master?

[Macaque] I thought, uh,
Monkey King was training you?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

No, he, he is, um...

But you can never have
too many teachers, right?

I'm sure Monkey King
would agree.

It's not like he'd want to
hold you back.

Ummm...

Yeah.
[chuckles]

Yes. He'd totally be
cool with it.

Heh. All right then.

[shimmering]

[grunting]

-[yelps]
-[twirling]

-[grunts]
-[metal clanks]

Not bad... Ugh...

Don't get me wrong, but...

I was kinda expecting
a little more

from someone with your power.

He-Hey! I've got more.

I can give way more than that.

[sighs]
I can do better.

Kay.

Maybe show me next time.

-[metal clanks]
-[Macaque] Stop holding back.

-[grunts]
- Stop trying to be nice.

Your first strike should be
your last strike.

Every time you attack,

give it everything you've

Other people are going to
tell you to be patient.

Patience and focus.

Step into the strike!

They are slowing you down.
You have power inside

-You have power inside you.
-[chains rattling]

-[zapping]
-[Macaque] Use it.

Take the power and destroy.

Remember, you don't use
a weapon.

You are a weapon.

[smashing]

[Monkey King] Woah...

How'd you learn to do that?
[gasps]

Have you been running around
with other mentors?

Patience and focus.

Isn't that what you said?

Look kid, using that much power-
Your body can't

Your body can't handle it.

You just don't like

that there's someone
who's actually teaching me

what I need to know.

[grunting]

[panting]

[chuckles]
You're ready.

Ready for what?

-[thunder rolls]
-I found out where it lives.

The smoke monster
is actually an ancient demon.

-A very, very powerful one.
-[panting]

-[gasps]
-We need to destroy it,

once and for all.

-Come on.
-[MK grunts]

Wait, what?

Last time
I couldn't even hit it!

[chuckles]
Totally.

But since then, you've had me
teaching you.

You're stronger now.

Don't you feel stronger?

I guess?

Remember, you're the weapon.

Give it everything you've got.

[sighs]

Here...

-Comes...
-[metal clanks]

[MK] Monkie Kid!

[whipping]

[evil chuckle]

-[grunts]
-[blasts]

I am the weapon!

[screams]

[blasts]

-[grunts]
-[thwacks]

-[thuds]
-[staff clanking]

You know, you really are
a good kid.

Super nice.

[blasts]

[Macaque grunting]

[MK grunts, groans]

Thank you. For giving me
all of Monkey King's power.

Ugh... Huh?

Oh, no

Can't you hold the magic staff
any more?

Well, you know what that means.

There really isn't
anything special about you.

[grunts, panting]

You're just some kid
with a heavy stick.

[Macaque chuckles]

-[metal clanks]
-[Monkey King] Enough!

Monkey King!

[Macaque] Monkey King.

It's good to see you, bud.
[chuckling]

Are you ever going to
get sick of living in my shadow?

It's time to give back
what you stole.

You are such a gem.

It's gonna be sooo satisfying

k*lling you
with your own powers.

[MK grunting]

[Macaque grunting]

[grunting]

-[grunts]
-[blasts]

[menacing laugh]

[grunting]

-[weapons firing]
-[grunting]

-[blasts]
-[roars]

[birds caw]

[grunting]

-[both panting]
-[chuckling]

[both grunting]

[grunts, groans]

[grunting]

[laughing]

Seriously?

You fell for that?

[grunting]

[laughing]
Sorry kid...

Nothing personal.

-[MK screams]
-Kid!

[grunting]

[struggling]

[panting, grunting]

[Macaque laughing]

[Monkey King screams]

No...

Come on!

Show me the real Sun Wu Kong!

The old you would have levelled
this whole mountain range

to stop me.

But you're scared of
hurting some kid.

Pathetic!

[grunts]

Come on staff.

Ugh. I can't.

-I'm not strong enough.
-Kid!

We're definitely gonna have
words later,

but it's time for
the hero stuff!

[grunts]

-[zapping]
-[groans]

[sighs]

[grunts]

[Monkey King] Patience. Focus.

-[grunts]
-Step into the strike.

[theme music]

[grunts]

Ugh...

[blasts]

[sighs]

[Monkey King] You did it, bud!

You remembered what I told you.

I'm sorry.

Oh. Oh. You totally should be!

I can't believe you two-timed me
on your training!

I just wanted to be good enough.

[MK] Like you.

[sighs]

[Monkey King] Hey, your heart's
in the right place, kid. We

We can work on the rest.

[MK] So you'll keep training me?

[Monkey King] Of course, bud!

I've got something
special in mind.

[water bubbling]

This is totally gonna be
one of those

"Do the boring,
hard chore thing!"

But secretly it's...

"Learn the awesome
kung fu secret."

Right?

Uh...

[Monkey King] Sure.

[closing theme music]