01x05 - Calabash

[bunniefuu]

[theme music]

♪♪ Monkie Kid ♪♪

♪♪ Familiar tales ♪♪

♪♪ New adventures ♪♪

♪♪ Monkie Kid ♪♪

♪♪ The powers of the King ♪♪

♪♪ Rest in his hands ♪♪

♪♪ When evil surrounds him ♪♪

♪♪ He rise up against them ♪♪

♪♪ And show them who's
The Monkie Kid ♪♪

♪♪ His staff out in his grasp ♪♪

♪♪ His friends
Watching his back ♪♪

♪♪ 'Cause he's the Monkie Kid ♪♪

[snoring]

-[rumbling]
-[gasps]

What?

-[rumbling]
-[MK] Earthquake!

-[clattering]
-[whimpering]

Oh, no!

All my pwecious powsessions!

-[alarm ringing]
-Huh? 9:01?

I'm late for work!

Ah! My staff!

My staff? Where's my staff?
Staff...

Pigsy's gonna k*ll me!

Okay! Socks! Jacket!

Bandana!

Let's go!

[MK] And... I'm here.

Pigsy! I'm so sorry I'm late.

I overslept!

And I guess I didn't
set an alarm?

Honestly, I don't even remember
going to bed.

And the earthquake!
And, and, and...

please don't fire me.

[Pigsy] Fire you?

Ha! Why would I fire you?

Uh, well, last time, you said,

"If you are one minute late
ever again,

you... are... fired!"

-I said that?
-[chuckling]

That doesn't sound
like my best friend, Pigsy.

[laughing]

-Uh...
-[rumbling]

-It's happening again!
-[shattering]

[static buzzing]

Again?
Whatchu talking about, MK?

Did you not feel that?

-Feel what?
-[chuckling]

I think MK's got

a real case of the Mondays, hmm?

Hmm... maybe it's
an inner ear thing?

Oh! The staff!

[grunts]
Yep.

Uh, must be in there real good.

-Ugh!
-[laughing]

Your staff
ain't in your ear, kid.

Oh, heh. That's a relief.

Wait. Where is it?

On top of the mountain,

sealing away the Demon Bull King

and his entire family.

Uh... Say what now?

You do remember, right?
[sighs]

I keep saying
you work him too hard.

That's it!

You're taking the day off!

[angelic voices]

My first day off
in two whole years!

This is a perfect day!

[all] Perfect.

-No traffic at rush hour!
-[all] Perfect!

Free shoes
and cheese tea samples.

-[all] Perfect!
-Beat all the high scores

on Monkey Mech!

-[all] Perfect!
-[rattling]

More free cheese tea samples.

[all] Perfect!

[nervous laughing]

You guys really are driving
that point home, huh?

-[gasping]
-[static]

Whoa! What was that?

Uh, yeah, something's
definitely up here.

But what?

[pensive music]

Hmm... Pigsy smiled!
He never smiles.

I gotta tell Mei!

[body thuds]

Hey, MK!

-You good?
-Mei!

Boy, am I glad to see you!

Please, tell me you can
see them too?

-[indistinct voices]
-[Mei shushes]

-None of that matters.
-[expl*si*n]

-We're gonna be late!
-[gasps]

Late for what?

Our romantic river cruise
for two!

-[Mei gasping, giggling]
-[romantic music plays]

Uh... Love what you've done
with your boat, Sandy...

Isn't it perfect?

I finally figured it out!

I felt like I really needed
to cement what my role was

in the group dynamic.

And then, it just came to me!

Boom! Romantic cruises!

Okay, I'll be right back
with the hors d'oeuvres.

[chuckling]

Mei, something really bad

and really weird is going on!

I think I'm losing it!

There... there's all these
earthquakes,

and Pigsy said I beat DBK,

and everything is all...
[gasps]

Perfect?

Oh, no!

It's spreading!

[Mei] MK.

There's something
I wanted to tell you...

since the first day we met.

-[rumbling]
-[grunting]

[yells]

-[thuds]
-Mei!

I just can't hold it in anymore.
MK!

I...

I love you.

Nope. I don't... I don't...
[gagging]

-Wait! I... I mean, um...
-[static]

[grunting]

[Yin] No, it's my turn!

You're just gonna tell him
everything's perfect again!

Oi! You forfeited your turn

when you told me
they should be in love.

Ha! That was your idea!

-[rips]
-But they're just friends.

-You should know that!
-Dah!

There's got to be
something about this

in our scheme book.

-[loud thud]
-[grunting]

[whooshes]

[bell dings]

[Yin] Okay. Uh... let's see.
Step one.

"Imprison Monkie Kid
in the calabash."

[Jin] Right. Done.

[Yin] Uh... Step two.

"Convince Monkie Kid
he's not in the calabash."

[Jin] Okay, we'll call that one
"Work in Progress". Next?

[Yin] Uh... that's it.
It's just the two steps.

Ugh. We really need
to put in more time

at the development stage.

All right, all right.
I can fix this.

[chuckling]
Did I say...

[echoing]
..."in love"?

I meant to say...

[rumbling]

I love being your friend.

-[laughing]
-[groans]

Uh... You know what? I...

I... I need to...

-Uh... I'll see you later.
-As friends?

Yep.
[chuckles nervously]

I think I nailed it.

Hmm.

Let's make sure.

-[vehicles zooming]
-[bell dinging]

-[door opens, closes]
-Hmm...

[grunting]

-[cat hissing]
-[grunting]

-[blasts]
-[thuds]

[groaning]

[Monkey King]
How you doing down there?

Monkey King!

Wait a minute!
What are you doing here?

Ah, you know. Hanging. Chilling.

Monkey Kinging around.

Uh, anyway, enough about me.

What's new with you?

You seem agitated.

Well, yeah!

I mean, everyone's got
dumb brain!

Pigsy gave me the day off.

And Mei said she...
[retches]

...loves me.
[groans]

I... I think I'm going crazy!

Ah... you're not crazy.

This is all very normal.

My power's just...

so great.

It's probably too much
for your brain to handle.

You're gonna see
some weird stuff.

You just gotta accept it.

Accept it, huh?

Yeah. Accept it.

Apart from that love bit,
it all sounds fine.

Perfect, uh, but you know,
if you think about it,

actually, maybe you and Mei
would be a...

like a real...

MK?

[groans]
Dang it.

This is fine. This is fine!

I can figure this out.

I'm definitely not going crazy.

It's everyone else
that's going crazy!

[MK] My staff!

Hey, MK!
[chuckles]

-What are you doing?
-Ugh! Mei!

Uh... I was just gonna
take the old staff for a spin.

Take it? You can't take it!

If you do that,
then the Demon Bull King

-will return.
-[chuckling, gasping]

Leave the staff
where it is, dude.

Oh, MK, you don't want that
mean DBK to return, do you?

Why don't we just
go back to the shop?

I'll make us all
a nice pot of noodles.

You can still have
your perfect life.

Yeah, we can all just hang out.

-[typing]
-[bell dings]

Jin! The cat's
not meant to talk!

Yeah...

Jigs up. Let's get him!

-[action music]
-[screaming]

[panting]

[grunting]

-[grunting]
-[evil laughter]

Here...

-comes...
-No!

-He's too strong!
-[grunting]

-Stop reaching!
-No!

Monkie Kid!

[heroic music]

-[blasts]
-[grunts]

[whimpering]

[groaning, gasping]

[clanks]

[screaming]

[gasps]
Who are you?

[menacing laughter]

We're your worst nightmare!

Jin!

Yin!

-[giggling]
-[whooping]

The Gold and Silver Demons!

Mate! It's Silver and Gold.

-Silver and Gold...
-Oh...

I'm not having
this conversation again!

-[Jin] It's Gold and Silver!
-Okay, got it. You're demons!

Uh... what am I doin' here?

We had heard about
the great Monkie Kid

and knew that he'd be
a worthy adversary.

Yes! And through
cunning and guile,

we called out to you

and you foolishly...

answered.

[alarm pings]

[tires screeching]

[knocks]

[door creaking]

[Jin] Who is it?

Pigsy's Noodles...

He has to answer
to his name, remember?

Oh, yeah. Um...
[clears throat]

[in high-pitched voice]
In this app thingy,

says you have to
identify yourself.

Is your name MK?

Uh... Well, I'm currently
going by MK,

but it used to be...

-[screams]
-[menacing laughter]

The Calabash was supposed
to contain you forever.

At least until we figure out
step three.

Right. But instead...

we'll have to destroy you
the good old fashioned way.

[both exclaim]

[sighs]
Fine!

-[whirring]
-[grunting]

I feel like a fight.

Um... I think he knows
we're bluffing.

Oh! I just figured out
step three.

-[grunting]
-[both] Smoke b*mb!

[blasts]

[laughing]

We're the greatest tricksters...

-Ever!
-[pops]

Uh, Mei?

Mr. Tang?

-[thuds]
-[Pigsy grunting]

Where have you been, MK?

-I've got--
-Pigsy!

-Wait. Is it...
-[grunting]

If you don't get
your hands off me,

-you're fired!
-It is you!

[laughs]

Oh, my sweet Pigsy!

Pigsy, it is you!

Uh... what's happening?

[exhales]
Sorry. It's just...

I'm just really glad
none of you are perfect.

[all] What?

What are talking about?

This job's the most
perfect thing

-you're ever gonna get!
-Hmm!

I so too am perfect.

You've got dumb brain.

-That's what you've got!
-[Mei] Wow.

I'm gonna reset
your monkey mech character.

How about that?

-[Pigsy]This is perfection...
-[Mei] I'm perfect...

[sighs]

-Perfect!
-[overlapping chatter]

[closing theme music]