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01x02 - Duplicatnation

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Lego Monkie Kid". Aired: May 30, 2020 – present.*
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Animated television series inspired by the Monkey King and Journey to the West.

01x02 - Duplicatnation

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[theme music]

♪♪ Monkie Kid ♪♪

♪♪ Familiar tales ♪♪

♪♪ New adventures ♪♪

♪♪ Monkie Kid ♪♪

♪♪ The powers of the King ♪♪

♪♪ Rest in his hands ♪♪

♪♪ When evil surrounds him ♪♪

♪♪ He rise up against them ♪♪

♪♪ And show them who's
The Monkie Kid ♪♪

♪♪ His staff out in his grasp ♪♪

♪♪ His friends
Watching his back ♪♪

♪♪ 'Cause he's the Monkie Kid ♪♪

[buzzing]

-[bell dings]
-Order up! Come on.

-Get the lead out!
-On it!

[phone beeping]

[motor revving]

[tires screeching]

-[door opening]
-Pigsy's noodles!

[motor roaring]

Pigsy's Noodles!
Pigsy's Noodles!

-Pigsy's Noodles!
-[whistle blowing]

[Sandy] MK!

Whoa boy, did you arrive
at the right time!

Scoop up the brush.

We're giving the ole' girl
a fresh coat of paint.

Yeah!

Painting boats
is my middle name!

[grunts, chuckles]

[humming]

[sparkling]

-[shower flowing]
-[faucet squeaks]

Ahh...

Now for eight to twelve hours
of uninterrupted...

-[rustling]
-Ah! Mei!

Get up, get up, get up!

We are going out!

Woohoo!

-Hoo!
-Anti-gravity arcade yo!

-Yeah, yeah, yeah!
-[camera clicks]

-[buzzing]
-[bell dings]

-Order up!
-Okay, Pigsy!

-[motor revving]
-[yawning]

Pigsy's noodles!

-Pigsy's Noodles!
-How about

a nice sunset orange?

-[snoring]
-Wooh!

-Order up! Order up! Order up!
-[bell dings]

What if we try blue again?

Pigsy's noodles!
Pigsy's noodles!

-MK!
-MK!

MK!

-[overlapping chatter]
-[ears ringing]

[crying]

-[thuds]
-[grunts]

-[groans]
-Wow, MK.

You look like hot garbage.

-Tired?
-What? Me? No. I'm fine.

I just need to close my eyes
for a couple of seconds ...

[mumbling]

-[thuds]
-[gurgling]

You're pushing yourself
too hard, MK.

Working all day,
partying all night?

Painting boats?

It's not good for a growing boy!

You need to have time to relax!

-[slurping]
-I just...

I don't want to let
my friends down, you know?

It's like, I wanna help out
in the store,

do arts and crafts with Sandy,

and party with Meh-Meh-Meh-Mei!

Mei- Mei!

But it's too hard.

I'm just one guy!
[groans]

Too bad you can't make
duplicates of yourself

-like Monkey King.
-Huh?

You know, one of Monkey King's

-72 transformations.
-Ooh...

Pluck out some hair...

-[snaps]
-Ah!

Blow on it.

Okay.
[blowing]

[dreamy oriental music]

And some monkeys pop out.

[sparkling]

[mystical music]

[chuckles nervously]
Yep...

A perfect clone of you pops out.

Ha ha. Exactly what I said
would happen.

[munching, slurping]

[both] Whoa! Holy Moly!

-I look exactly like him!
-He looks exactly like me!

A-hah...

This solves everything!

Now I can be in all the places

at all the times!

[both] Thanks, Mr. Tang!

Couldn't have done it
without you!

Hmm...

If I wasn't so relaxed and cool,

I'd probably be really worried
about the consequences of this.

[slurping]

-[bell dings]
-Order up!

On it, boss!

-[paint can clanging]
-[brush splashing]

-[sparkling]
-[Sandy] Ooh.

Woot! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

[nervous laugh]
Please help?

[hair rips]

[meowing]

-Ugh!
-[hair rips]

-MK!
-[hair rips]

-MK!
-[hair rips]

MK!

[hair ripping]

I don't know
what's gotten into you, MK.

But I like the hustle!

Mm-hmm.

-[meows]
-[grunts]

Yeah!

Huh? Hmm.

[echoing]
Party people make some noise!

[cheering]

-[broth pouring]
-[humming]

-Order up!
-[phone rings]

Hello? Thanks for calling
Pigsy's!

-Home of the world's Longest...
-[agitated chatter]

-It didn't arrive?
-[slurping]

-Hold on. I've got another call.
-[agitated chatter]

He didn't deliver it?

What do you mean
he didn't deliver it?

-Any more orders?
-MK!

You mind explaining...
[squealing scream]

Err...

Everything okay, boss?

[burps]

It needs to be better.

-It needs to be better!
-[splashing]

-[dramatic music]
-Uh...

[Sandy] I... I think
it's pretty good, MK.

Pretty good?

Pretty good?

[thunder cracks]

That's not good enough!

You asked me
to help paint your boat.

-[whimpers]
-That's what I'm going to do!

I won't stop

until it's perfect!

-Um...
-[meows]

[dance music]

P-p-par-ty...

[tired groan]

[dance music continues]

-[scratching]
-[microphone feedback]

Yeah-yer!

[echoing]
Everybody, move your feet!

[dance music continues]

Hey, um...

I'm getting pretty sleepy.

Wanna hit it?

Pfft! What are you
talking about, Mei?

Ain't no one leaving this party!

[dance music blares]

Yeah but this party's been
going on for fifteen hours!

"Wah, it's been fifteen hours,
I'm so sleepy!"

-That's what you sound like!
-[snaps]

I said...

Ain't no one...

leaving...

this party!

[mumbling, yelling]

-[phone ringing]
-[slurping]

MK, stop eating!

I'm hemorrhaging money
by the bowl!

[Pigsy] Stop it! Noodle!
[grunting]

[gulps]

MK?

Let me guess.

This is some sorta
Mystic Monkey Business.

[chuckles]
Uh-huh.

Yeah. That about sums it up.

[thuds]

MK!

Huh?

[creaking]

-[screams]
-[bowl rolls]

So, you gonna
clean this mess up? Hm?

[hollow bouncing]

Aah! That was never gonna work.

Mr. Tang!

How'd Monkey King
get rid of his clones?

Hmm...

I don't know.

[groans]

Maybe try some pressure points

or some wavy kung fu. Hmm?

All right. One wavy
kung fu coming up.

[action music]

[gongs]

Ah!

-Yeah...
-[blasts]

[clattering]

Well, looks like everything's
back to normal, hmm?

[groaning]

Ah! Pigsy!

-[phone ringing]
-Hmm?

-[hair ripping]
-[chuckling]

Er, I gotta go!

[slurping, gags]

[retches]

[eerie music]

[menacing laugh]

Yes. Yes!

The art is seeping
into my pores,

-filling my very soul!
-[Sandy groans]

Just needs...

One. More. Coat.

-[MK] Missed a spot!
-What? Where?

-[gasps]
-[blasts]

[grunting]
Hey, MK.

Mystic Monkey Business?

Yeah.

So...

how many of those things
did you make?

Uh...

[hair ripping]

[panting]
I think that's the last one.

Oh, wait.

[dance music]

-[door slams open]
-All right, party clone.

Where is she?

[laughs]

OG MK in the house, yo!

[MK] I don't even know
what that means!

Where's Mei?

[snickers]

[gears whirring]

[gaming music]

Hey, MK.

Mystic Monkey Business?

You're really bad
at making clones, by the way.

-[whipping]
-Hand her over you...

Me. We?

Cool ya jets, OG.

You wanna get to me?

You gotta go through my boys!

[evil laughter]

Why did you make
so many MKs, MK?

Oops. My finger slipped.

[screams]

Mei!

[maniacal laugh]

Get him, boys!

[screams, grunts]

-[thuds]
-[bangs]

[screams]

[grunts]

[screams]

[swooshing]

MK!
[groans]

[screams]

I'm coming, Mei!

Hang on!

[whipping]

[glass shatters]

[glass cracks]

[glass shatters]

[screams, groans]

-[giggles]
-[laughs]

[gasps]

-[clones] Here comes Monkey Kid!
-[screams]

[chuckles, gasps]

-[explodes]
-Oh!

[MK groans, screams]

-Ooh!
-[grunts]

[Mei sighs]

-One to go.
-No, no, no! Wait. Mei...

How do you know
I'm not the real MK?

There's two of us at this party!

-Pfft!
-Oh, sh**t!

I played myself.

-Here comes Monkey Kid!
-[slaps]

[gong clangs]

Never forget...

-the music.
-[sparkles]

[blasts]

Nice work, baldy!

Aw, man.

What was I thinking?

Don't worry.

I got you, buddy!

Is it noticeable?

[scratching]
Not at all, my boy.

[MK snickers]
Gross! Don't stroke it.

[Mei laughing]

[yawning]

Got the night off, huh?

Yeah, Pigsy cut me some slack.

After I cleaned up
all that hair.

And paid him back
for all the food.

So... did you learn your lesson?

You know it!

Aw, Monkey King marathon!
Turn it up!

-[clicking]
-Aw, thanks!

Wha...

-[grunting, shouting]
-[crashing]

[Mei] Stop, MK!

[shouting]

[blasts]

[closing theme music]